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usernamesareannoying wrote:im still trying to figure out what the subject of the thread says...

He want know where does come joke of multilaser.

Joke from come interwebz.

Teh_K42 wrote:Joke from come interwebz.

Totally sigged.

Looks like you need to fix up your sig.

Teh_K42 wrote:

usernamesareannoying wrote:im still trying to figure out what the subject of the thread says...

He want know where does come joke of multilaser.

Joke from come interwebz.

oh... why didnt he just say so...

Teh_K42 wrote:

usernamesareannoying wrote:im still trying to figure out what the subject of the thread says...

He want know where does come joke of multilaser.

Joke from come interwebz.

At first I thought "oh jeez he cant make decent sentence structure" Then I had the "OH I see what you did there!" moment
Very funny.


Is this the same writer that wrote about a space marine ship flying into the rectum of a Tyranid hive gak? Or something along those lines.

That wiki page had me laughing hysterically. That really brightened up my morning. Thanks interwebxz!

KingCracker wrote:

Teh_K42 wrote:

usernamesareannoying wrote:im still trying to figure out what the subject of the thread says...

He want know where does come joke of multilaser.

Joke from come interwebz.

At first I thought "oh jeez he cant make decent sentence structure" Then I had the "OH I see what you did there!" moment
Very funny.


Is this the same writer that wrote about a space marine ship flying into the rectum of a Tyranid hive gak? Or something along those lines.

Possibly. He's the one that wrote about backflipping Terminators armed with Multilasers, and how a Termie becomes BFF with a Kasrkin. And they surf into battle on top of a morphing Razorback that changes into a Land Raider. In fact, everyone tank surfs into battle. Eldar tanks apparently even have a special Tank Surfing platform built on them. And they're so flimsy that kids with rocks and sticks can take one down.

Yep. Good old C.S. "Multilasers" Goto

Look at my new sig, thank you metallifan!

I think this may be the most I have ever laughed while reading a thread. I need to read this guys books. Any suggestions on where to start?

Lord-Loss wrote:Look at my new sig, thank you metallifan!

Yay! Credit!

Like MOMUS said in his thread though... Needs more Multilasers. And Anti-Tank sticks

TVZ: The Dawn of War books. When he brings the Razorback with the Tank Surfing, backflipping Terminator into the picture, pay attention to how he hops between calling it a Razorback and a Land Raider between paragraphs

lol thanks

Are you saying that love cannot bloom between a terminator and a kasrkin?

No, apparently love can bloom between Termies and Kasrkin. They can hold hands and backflip through verdant fields of multilasers, with the wind in their hair and a skip in their step. They'll tanksurf cross-country, with only eachother and their multilasers for company. They'll grow old together, and spend their final years on a beach in Maui, sipping Multilasers while lazily chucking rocks at distant Grav-Tanks and sharing a good laugh each time one explodes and slips beneath the waves.

That is hot.

I should do this for a living. Somebody pay me for my Goto jokes.

Since we're asking about C.S. Multilasers, where did the "This pleases him" thing come from?

Didn't Mr. Multilazors, state in one of the DoW books that Chaplains were Psykers?

BeRzErKeR wrote:Since we're asking about C.S. Multilasers, where did the "This pleases him" thing come from?

I have no idea, but it's funny. I was thinking of adding a "This pleases my Multilasers" into his Wiki somewhere

RxGhost wrote:That is multilaser.

"Drive me closer I want to hit him with my multilaser."

Cheese Elemental wrote:

Bookwrack wrote:Is that the one where the Space Marines perform most vigorous acts of nonconsentual intimacy on the farseer? Because as we all know, if there's one thing Space Marines love more than multilasers, it's sticking it in the Xenos.

The feth? Oh man, I don't think I've read that one before. I wonder if he put as much care into the 'intimacy' as David Gemmell did in his books.

Gemmell did it tastefully though.

surely he described the marines multi-lasors in detail, and how they Ravaged the farseers body.