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Surviving sister superior takes off Abbadon's last wound.

dethric wrote:
6th: Had a Flying Daemon Prince kill 9 cultists in a psy phase, the remaining cultist started running, but decided to throw a snap shot at the prince, and wound it, it gets grounded, takes a wound dies.

Exalted for great laughs!

My brother charged my Tau with nothing but a space marine sergeant. Killed 12 fire warriors 3 suits AND beat farsight in a duel... Naturally he gave his sergeant a name and made him the chapter master of his chapter haha.

In 3rd [?] edition, I had 10 Guardsmen without upgrades kill a charging Blood Thirster in a single round of combat.

In 6th [?] edition, I had a squad of 5 Assault Terminators charge 2 Scouts on the top of a tower. Thanks to pile in moves, the Terminators had to jump off the side of the tower when they were beaten in CC. The 3 that were left all died from the drop.

I had a Shadowseer kill a fresh Bloodthirster with no chance for survival once. (Mirror of Minds with a -5 modifier.)

In 5E, I had Abaddon in a unit of 10 terminators, who got wiped out by 5 burna boyz.

Whiffed every single save.

They scored 0 kills that game.

Played my CSM against my older brother's SM. 1000 points, he has Marius (Sicarius) in a Land Raider together with a Tactical Squad. I shoot the Land Raider with my Vindicator which blows it up. Then my Defiler shoots at the nicely packed ex-inhabitants of the Land Raider, hits them all, wounds them all, Marius decides to risk taking a 2+ save against it (it's not like he could do otherwise, the other guys were all dead because the battle cannon oddly does not permit PA saves) and dies, and so does the rest of his squad.

He conceded as his remaining forces couldn't match the rest of my army.

BA libby rolled for a psychic power, periled, killed himself, and a good portion of his death company squad.

Had a Flyrant blow its own head off from perils, taking out 6 Gargoyles (Skytyrant Swarm), and the rest of the swarm booked it.

Back in 5th I saw a dual Big Mek army kill half its guys on turn one, when both the uber cannons rolled snake eyes and killed all their bubble wrap.

From the game I just played-

One Radium Carbine shot took two wounds off a Dreadknight, killing it.

Yesterday in Apoc, turn 1, my Death Jester killed a single Necron Warror and their squad and warlord Overlord ran off the table edge they were standing next to.

To be fair, the test was at -6 (-2 from Death is not enough, -3 from Kabalite Stormsurge and -1 from Covens)

Managed to have a Ravenwing Attack bike take the last wound off a Flyrant while it was in the air. Not especially amazing, but I still refer to it as "The Little Attack Bike that Could"!

 Happyjew wrote:
Kharn charged a 10-man IG squad. Killed all but 1. Over the next three(?) turns, the lone Guardsman proceeded to butt Kharn in the face with his rifle to death.

Don't blame Kharn. He had no idea that the Guardsman was the Emperor in disguise.

Had the Despoiler himself charge into a platoon of guardsmen, his retinue died to a hail of lasgun overwatch and as he chewed through part of the squad all the guardsmen in that part of the trench line dogpiled him and proceeded to beat him to death with lasgun clubs.

Moral of the story: Stay outta my fethin trench line!

Space marine captain took four Leman Russ cannons and quite a bit of heavy bolted fire to finally get rid of.

Also, 10 boys failing to wound a single SoB Sister Repentia, while the sisters almost slaughtered them all in one turn.

Almost entire Space Marine army was destroyed by the Orks' SHOOTING PHASE due to Space Marines forgetting to shoot that turn.

I had Magnus the red (using the rules for Lorgar) in combat with a wolf Lord. Wolf lords wins the first round of combat.
Next round Magnus perils and vanishes, along with half his terminators.
Not sure what I was expecting, given his track record with Russ.

My sniper scouts got obliterated by my brother's stompa gun. That cannon hit them dead on. Figured that being in cover, with camo cloaks, and Raven guard shrouded which I think gives +1 to cover so I was looking at a 2+ cover save (at work so no book and memory hazy) and I roll a 1. Poor scouts never had a chance.

In one round of shooting and overwatch 5 Dire Avengers killed three Necron Wraiths.

Single Guardian and his Scatter Laser Weapon Platform killed a Nurgle Daemon Prince with Black Mace.

DV Terminators (down to four man squad) charge Autogun Cultists (9 left). Termies Kill four. Cultists kill two. Termies run away.

Three turns of combat between Howling Banshees and Plague Marines, neither side takes a single casualty.

I once had a unit of cultists, they were shot to bits as they ran at the enemy, only the stubber carrier and champion remained. Stubber man took aim and fired on a nearby librarian, SNAPSHOTING HIM TO DEATH. My opponent retaliated with his nearby tactical squad; killing stubber man. I charge in my champ not expecting him to kill anything, I challenge his tactical sergeant, he excepts. SOMEHOW I win, Mutate into daemon prince and slaughter his entire squad.

ALSO: Back in 5th a friends demolisher was shot to bits, had no weapons left, was immobilized and was stunned. Survived to contest an objective and win him the game. I believe he named it "Invincebalus"; it then proceeded to die by turn 2 every game and still does.

Watching a Knight getting gibbed by scarab swarms

Oh my gosh this has been great!

Didn't happen to be but the funniest I've ever witnessed had to be when a squad of 10 Chaos Terminators attacked a small group of about 3-4 Gretchins. They attacked, lost combat, failed leadership, ran away, and got swept. By Grots!

Both parties then agreed that the Grots didn't actually kill the remaining Terminators. Instead, Khorne murdered them for their incompetence.

Ooh here's one I forgot about, although it's not my guys dying.

Unit of one base of Rippers is charged by my friend's Riptide as he needs an objective.

Ripper make a 6+ armour save against Hammer of Wrath. Riptide strikes, rolls two hits out of four. Needs 2's to IK the Ripper. Rolls snake eyes.

Ripper rolls to hit. Manages to get a single six to wound. Riptide fails the 2+ armour save. Rolls a 9 for Leadership check (one less and would have passed) and is subsequently swept in combat.

Monstrous Creatures are fearless, so extra fail on his part!

Riptide is one of the few non-Fearless MC out there. We checked that as soon as I won combat and lo and behold, they weren't Fearless. Which made for super lols once I swept

My Khorne Juggerlord was duking it out with Mephiston, but lost more wounds (including the one that took him down) to failing his AoBF daemon weapon rolls.

A guy's Autarch and Exarch were near the front of a Jetbike squad. They charged my techmarine, Challenge, his Autarch wiffs everything, Techmarine hits back with Servoarms, 2 hits, 2 wounds, 2 failed saves.
A standard Techmarine managed to kill an entire jetbike squad with his Servoarm after they failed the Leadership and Initiative test.
Good Times

Final round of a GT at the top table, my opponent has a set of deep striking warp spiders that fail reserves until turn 4, scatter and mishap back in reserve for t5, and then scatter and mishap into t6, except there was no turn 6! Technically destroyed so it counts!

My buddy was running a baronial court of Knights alongside a small BA detachment. Kharne charged and killed two of them, and survived the explosions as well as everything else sent his way...until a few BA scouts headshotted him with bolt pistols.

i had a lone plasma guardsmen overwatch a chaos lord to death, then charge a unit of bikers, kill them to a man, and then shoot at 2 cultists... and gets hot he killed himself.
he did grant me slay the warlord and killed my opponent flanking bikes so i won though. i took the model and used it as the base for a converted lord commisar.
that commisar has never ever ever had his plasma pistol get hot


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my firned also had his kitted out chaos lord charge my chapter master... he killed the chapter master in combat and then he got turned into a chaos spaw-OHSWEETJESUSNOGRBGBRGRBGRGL:RLR|RLLR

that chaos sp- ahem "thing" then killed a squad of 5 assault terminators 10 tactical marines, a pycik choir and then he charged a 5 man tac squad and proceded to roll nothing but 1s and 2s for the next 2 turns until the end of the game... we decided that the lord was such a badass that he wasnt actually turned into a chaos spawn, he just forgot to shave that day and his helmet came of in the challenge.