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Fixture of Dakka




NE Ohio, USA

 cuda1179 wrote:
It might wind up on my "I'll watch it as soon as it's for free on my Stars Movie subscription, along with Kraven and Morbius.


Definitely this. If I come across it for free on a service I already have? Maybe I'll watch it.
But I'm not seeing it in a theater, I'm not paying extra to rent it through Prime, nor subscribing to some other service.... I'm not even going to waste the effort to pirate it.
   
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ccs wrote:
 cuda1179 wrote:
It might wind up on my "I'll watch it as soon as it's for free on my Stars Movie subscription, along with Kraven and Morbius.


Definitely this. If I come across it for free on a service I already have? Maybe I'll watch it.
But I'm not seeing it in a theater, I'm not paying extra to rent it through Prime, nor subscribing to some other service.... I'm not even going to waste the effort to pirate it.

Ditto. Maybe a friend of mine has a bunch of fee movie passes and we will watch it on a lark. Maybe... I am not planning anything to see Sony's Spider man adjacent trash.


These are my opinions. This is how I feel. Others may feel differently. This needs to be stated for some reason.
 
   
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Fireknife Shas'el






I continue to be amazed that Sony hasn't put out a Black Cat movie.

I know, I know, Catwoman was crap but if you actually ran with the early Black Cat storyline (Spiderman chases Black Cat, romance blooms, bad luck infects Spiderman, they have to break up), you could pull in the guys (hot chick in black leather) as well as the girls (forbidden love).

   
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Florence, KY

 John Prins wrote:
I continue to be amazed that Sony hasn't put out a Black Cat movie.

I know, I know, Catwoman was crap but if you actually ran with the early Black Cat storyline (Spiderman chases Black Cat, romance blooms, bad luck infects Spiderman, they have to break up), you could pull in the guys (hot chick in black leather) as well as the girls (forbidden love).

Black Cat would have been in the unproduced Silver & Black film.

'It is a source of constant consternation that my opponents
cannot correlate their innate inferiority with their inevitable
defeat. It would seem that stupidity is as eternal as war.'

- Nemesor Zahndrekh of the Sautekh Dynasty
Overlord of the Crownworld of Gidrim
 
   
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 Ghaz wrote:
 John Prins wrote:
I continue to be amazed that Sony hasn't put out a Black Cat movie.

I know, I know, Catwoman was crap but if you actually ran with the early Black Cat storyline (Spiderman chases Black Cat, romance blooms, bad luck infects Spiderman, they have to break up), you could pull in the guys (hot chick in black leather) as well as the girls (forbidden love).

Black Cat would have been in the unproduced Silver & Black film.


I'd say that Silver Sable is way too obscure to get a film, but if Madame Web and Morbius can get movies, anybody can.

   
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Gargantuan Gargant






Given how badly they character assassinated BC in the comics when they did Superior Spider Man and how long it took for them to backtrack the weird antagonistic relationship they had set up, I'd have very little faith in them pulling off a proper BC movie, especially as a love interest for Spider Man. I almost guarantee there would be an unnecessary race swap again too and they would throw in cringe mystical cat powers rather than her being an expert thief at the beginning and THEN getting the power boost later like in the comics.
   
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Silver Sable and Black Cat both feature in the first PlayStation Spider-Man game, and both felt like decent characters.

   
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They are both decent characters, but can Sony make a movie that headlines them together, does not feature spider-man, and isn't another Morbius?


These are my opinions. This is how I feel. Others may feel differently. This needs to be stated for some reason.
 
   
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 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Silver Sable and Black Cat both feature in the first PlayStation Spider-Man game, and both felt like decent characters.


I mean Uncharted was a great game series but they horribly miscasted Drake and Sully in the Uncharted movie with Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg, not to mention they chose one of the most boring plots for what should have been an easy adaptation in terms of treasure hunting given that it was already inspired by Indiana Jones and Tomb Raider.

I don't think you can use video games as the marker of demonstrating that they would do the characters justice. Hell, by that logic the Jared Leto Joker in Suicide Squad should be good in your books since Joker's been consistently depicted well in the Arkham games.

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Nihilistic Necron Lord






I haven’t played any of the Uncharted games, but I liked the movie well enough.

 
   
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Fixture of Dakka




NE Ohio, USA

 AduroT wrote:
I haven’t played any of the Uncharted games, but I liked the movie well enough.


This. Other than knowing the games exist, I've no experience with them.
It was better than I thought it'd be though given it's based on a video game series.
   
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It was definitely above average. Kind of a greatest hits of sequences from all the games. Not great or super memorable, but a good time.

Funny story, Marky Mark was originally cast to play the lead, but it took so long to make they decided to make him Sully instead.
   
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Denison, Iowa

I just read a review of Madame Web. To paraphrase, "This movie makes Mobius look like Citizen Cane".
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




UK

Dakota Johnson is already distancing herself from the movie

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/dakota-johnson-madame-web-script-b2495992.html

'Dakota Johnson has made it clear that her new film, Madame Web, underwent “drastic changes” after she had signed on to play the title lead.'

 
   
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator




Southampton, UK

Ouch

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/feb/13/madame-web-marvel-movie-review

"What the average cinema-goer is supposed to get from this unholy mess, made curious only after a read of its torturous Wikipedia page, is a mystery. Superhero films are not dead (just today the trailer for Deadpool & Wolverine broke a YouTube record) but the age of superhero films like Madame Web surely is – soulless boardroom product made by no one who seems to care for no one who wants to watch."
   
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MN (Currently in WY)

Whateva happened to the Kraven movie?

I didn't even bother watching the trailer for it.

I look forward to the epic Venom, Madam Webb, Mobius, and Kraven cross-over movie event of 2026!

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Florence, KY

 Easy E wrote:
Whateva happened to the Kraven movie?

It's not out yet, with an August 30th release date.

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cannot correlate their innate inferiority with their inevitable
defeat. It would seem that stupidity is as eternal as war.'

- Nemesor Zahndrekh of the Sautekh Dynasty
Overlord of the Crownworld of Gidrim
 
   
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SoCal

I’m just glad the film gave us another immortal line: “he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died.” I was afraid we would never get another “This is Katana…” or “I think it has something to do with Soiderman…”

   
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London

To be fair “This is Katana…” should be taught in film class to budding film makers.
   
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 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
I’m just glad the film gave us another immortal line: “he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died.” I was afraid we would never get another “This is Katana…” or “I think it has something to do with Soiderman…”


Apparently the film is full of atrocious exposition for the internet to have a field day in a couple weeks when it falls to streaming.
   
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Baltimore, Maryland

 LunarSol wrote:
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
I’m just glad the film gave us another immortal line: “he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died.” I was afraid we would never get another “This is Katana…” or “I think it has something to do with Soiderman…”


Apparently the film is full of atrocious exposition for the internet to have a field day in a couple weeks when it falls to streaming.


When you say "falls to streaming" do you mean a theatrical re-release to appease the rabid masses who need more of this movie, a la Morbius?

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"Sometimes the only victory possible is to keep your opponent from winning." - The Emperor, from The Outcast Dead.
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 nels1031 wrote:
 LunarSol wrote:
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
I’m just glad the film gave us another immortal line: “he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died.” I was afraid we would never get another “This is Katana…” or “I think it has something to do with Soiderman…”


Apparently the film is full of atrocious exposition for the internet to have a field day in a couple weeks when it falls to streaming.


When you say "falls to streaming" do you mean a theatrical re-release to appease the rabid masses who need more of this movie, a la Morbius?


One can only dream.
   
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator




Southampton, UK

The Standard shat on it even harder. Gave it 0 stars.

https://www.standard.co.uk/culture/film/madame-web-movie-review-dakota-johnson-tahar-rahim-b1139271.html

"Honestly, this is just… ‘Contractual Obligation: The Movie’. As the credits rolled, I stayed and watched all the names floating upwards, aghast at what I had just seen, feeling sorry for everyone down to the second assistant assistants who have probably already decided on a new career in cyber."
   
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Florence, KY

Even WhatCulture is ripping into this film...



'It is a source of constant consternation that my opponents
cannot correlate their innate inferiority with their inevitable
defeat. It would seem that stupidity is as eternal as war.'

- Nemesor Zahndrekh of the Sautekh Dynasty
Overlord of the Crownworld of Gidrim
 
   
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MN (Currently in WY)

I was reading that this is the "First Modern Superhero Camp Classic". Have these people not seen any other Sony Spider-spin-off film?

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Looked to see if it’s showing at any other nearby cinemas.

And it is. But it’s £18 a ticket. So….i say thee nay.

   
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Baltimore, Maryland

 Easy E wrote:
I was reading that this is the "First Modern Superhero Camp Classic". Have these people not seen any other Sony Spider-spin-off film?


Someone else reads Slate!

"Sometimes the only victory possible is to keep your opponent from winning." - The Emperor, from The Outcast Dead.
"Tell your gods we are coming for them, and that their realms will burn as ours did." -Thostos Bladestorm
 
   
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Baltimore, Maryland

Certain I’ve said it before but I love me some Pitch Meeting. But this movie was so dumb that I even wanted this video to end ASAP. Kept checking the clock from about the 2 minute mark and it never seemed to end.

"Sometimes the only victory possible is to keep your opponent from winning." - The Emperor, from The Outcast Dead.
"Tell your gods we are coming for them, and that their realms will burn as ours did." -Thostos Bladestorm
 
   
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Archmagos Veneratus Extremis






Home Base: Prosper, TX (Dallas)

Wow, that was a new level for them destroying a movie. It felt personal

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