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http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html


My fantasy of the zombie apocalypse has been crushed. I hope their happy.

When I first skimmed over this I thought it said 'Crack killed my zombie apocolypse fantasy'.



I was about to post something along the lines of 'Yep, it'll do that...'

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html


My fantasy of the zombie apocalypse has been crushed. I hope their happy.

Don't dis "Cracked", it's awesome.

I'm not. I waste a lot of time on cracked.

lets rule 64 cracked somehow

Let's shut the feth up with that nonsense somehow.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I'm not. I waste a lot of time on cracked.

I know, I'm just joking man.

What's rule 64? Sorry, but I am sooo uncool.

warpcrafter wrote:What's rule 64? Sorry, but I am sooo uncool.

I've heard of Rule 34 (there is a porn of everything) but not 64.

Cheesecat wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:What's rule 64? Sorry, but I am sooo uncool.

I've heard of Rule 34 (there is a porn of everything) but not 64.

I think Rule 64 makes everything Nintendo...

Ha, I just read that article a day or two ago, that site is addicting.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:What's rule 64? Sorry, but I am sooo uncool.

I've heard of Rule 34 (there is a porn of everything) but not 64.

I think Rule 64 makes everything Nintendo...

It has to be (at least I hope so).

No worries Scout,many of those "rules" wouldn't apply in a "28 Days Later" type of outbreak,so there's still hope for screaming hordes of bloodthirsty infected rampaging through cites across the globe.

...Thoughts like that keep me warm at night.

FITZZ wrote: No worries Scout,many of those "rules" wouldn't apply in a "28 Days Later" type of outbreak,so there's still hope for screaming hordes of bloodthirsty infected rampaging through cites across the globe.

...Thoughts like that keep me warm at night.

Aw... but infected aren't the same as zombies. .

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FITZZ wrote: No worries Scout,many of those "rules" wouldn't apply in a "28 Days Later" type of outbreak,so there's still hope for screaming hordes of bloodthirsty infected rampaging through cites across the globe.

...Thoughts like that keep me warm at night.

Aw... but infected aren't the same as zombies. .

True...look at it as a " I really wanted a steak..but hell,a cheeseburger is better than nothing." sort of thing.

FITZZ wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FITZZ wrote: No worries Scout,many of those "rules" wouldn't apply in a "28 Days Later" type of outbreak,so there's still hope for screaming hordes of bloodthirsty infected rampaging through cites across the globe.

...Thoughts like that keep me warm at night.

Aw... but infected aren't the same as zombies. .

True...look at it as a " I really wanted a steak..but hell,a cheeseburger is better than nothing." sort of thing.

*Dries tears.* Well, I still get to bash a skull in with a crowbar/stab someone in the eye with a knife, so at least thats a consolation.

warpcrafter wrote:What's rule 64? Sorry, but I am sooo uncool.

According to Urban Dictionary, it states that anything can be built by Tony Stark in a cave with a box if scraps.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FITZZ wrote: No worries Scout,many of those "rules" wouldn't apply in a "28 Days Later" type of outbreak,so there's still hope for screaming hordes of bloodthirsty infected rampaging through cites across the globe.

...Thoughts like that keep me warm at night.

Aw... but infected aren't the same as zombies. .

True...look at it as a " I really wanted a steak..but hell,a cheeseburger is better than nothing." sort of thing.

*Dries tears.* Well, I still get to bash a skull in with a crowbar/stab someone in the eye with a knife, so at least thats a consolation.

That's The Spirit!!

FITZZ wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FITZZ wrote: No worries Scout,many of those "rules" wouldn't apply in a "28 Days Later" type of outbreak,so there's still hope for screaming hordes of bloodthirsty infected rampaging through cites across the globe.

...Thoughts like that keep me warm at night.

Aw... but infected aren't the same as zombies. .

True...look at it as a " I really wanted a steak..but hell,a cheeseburger is better than nothing." sort of thing.

*Dries tears.* Well, I still get to bash a skull in with a crowbar/stab someone in the eye with a knife, so at least thats a consolation.

That's The Spirit!!

Dude that movie sucked ass. I only watched like ten minutes of it before I turned off the tv.

FITZZ wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FITZZ wrote: No worries Scout,many of those "rules" wouldn't apply in a "28 Days Later" type of outbreak,so there's still hope for screaming hordes of bloodthirsty infected rampaging through cites across the globe.

...Thoughts like that keep me warm at night.

Aw... but infected aren't the same as zombies. .

True...look at it as a " I really wanted a steak..but hell,a cheeseburger is better than nothing." sort of thing.

Besides, considering they're still alive, they die just like we do and are still full of blood, so fun abounds if you can get your hands on a machinegun or combine harvester.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FITZZ wrote: No worries Scout,many of those "rules" wouldn't apply in a "28 Days Later" type of outbreak,so there's still hope for screaming hordes of bloodthirsty infected rampaging through cites across the globe.

...Thoughts like that keep me warm at night.

Aw... but infected aren't the same as zombies. .

True...look at it as a " I really wanted a steak..but hell,a cheeseburger is better than nothing." sort of thing.

*Dries tears.* Well, I still get to bash a skull in with a crowbar/stab someone in the eye with a knife, so at least thats a consolation.

That's The Spirit!!

Dude that movie sucked ass. I only watched like ten minutes of it before I turned off the tv.

I completely agree,the film sucked.
However, I was quoting one of Roy Batty's lines from a film that most definitely didn't suck.


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Cheese Elemental wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FITZZ wrote: No worries Scout,many of those "rules" wouldn't apply in a "28 Days Later" type of outbreak,so there's still hope for screaming hordes of bloodthirsty infected rampaging through cites across the globe.

...Thoughts like that keep me warm at night.

Aw... but infected aren't the same as zombies. .

True...look at it as a " I really wanted a steak..but hell,a cheeseburger is better than nothing." sort of thing.

Besides, considering they're still alive, they die just like we do and are still full of blood, so fun abounds if you can get your hands on a machinegun or combine harvester.

Exactly! why go for that difficult "head shot" when napalm is so bright and festive.

FITZZ wrote:

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Cheese Elemental wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FITZZ wrote: No worries Scout,many of those "rules" wouldn't apply in a "28 Days Later" type of outbreak,so there's still hope for screaming hordes of bloodthirsty infected rampaging through cites across the globe.

...Thoughts like that keep me warm at night.

Aw... but infected aren't the same as zombies. .

True...look at it as a " I really wanted a steak..but hell,a cheeseburger is better than nothing." sort of thing.

Besides, considering they're still alive, they die just like we do and are still full of blood, so fun abounds if you can get your hands on a machinegun or combine harvester.

Exactly! why go for that difficult "head shot" when napalm is so bright and festive.

I've wondered if you can convert a Nerf dart gun to fire real darts.
And then make said darts explode.

I also ahve a lot of time on my hands.

Zombies can eat each other, right?



Sorry, that would make another reason.

I think a zombie apocalypse would actually be a right laugh. After school you could wander into town, play a game of poke to zombie...

I still believe it can happen!