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Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Spitsbergen

Well, the Pirates Vs. Vikings thread suffered a slight derailment-ish-typethingy (not really, some people just posted a few bits about metal) and It sort of sparked the idea for this thread.

Basically what the title says, if you could be any genre of metal, what would you be? Be it black metal, folk metal, viking metal, death metal, crappy whiny emo wannabe metal, what have you.

I have a deep and abiding love of pirate metal, but surprisingly, that is not the genre I would want to be for the rest of my life. Sure being a pirate would be fun and all the rum parties and raids and pillaging and drinking songs would be fun, but I can't ride off into the sunset on a giant magical eagle if I'm a pirate!

For stuff like that I need. . .


POWER

METAL



Yes, power metal! Goblins and fairies and magic and battleaxes! And magic battleaxes!

Falconer, probably one of the BEST BANDS EVER is one of my favorites.






And Freedom Call, the true essence of EPIC:




So dakka, what genre of metal would YOU be?





   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

Black Metal.

I know not surprising but this is why.

I am very unorthodox and strange irl I feel a deep connection to my Norwegian roots and have something of a spirituality to my ancestors and nature. (Mind you i'm not a neo-pagan.

And like all people I have a dark side but when I was younger I had a wild temper and often got in fight's not kiddy fights mind you but breaking limbs and knocking them down for the count.

I have since simmered all this violent energy into hyperactive tendencies. As you might of seen in that bullying thread and various places I post.






I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

I wouldn't be metal really - I like having a girlfriend too much!

I'd be blues/hard rock. Good times.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/09/29 00:22:01


 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

Aren't you married Albatross?

MARRIAGE ISN'T METAL!

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Spitsbergen

Albatross wrote:I wouldn't be metal really - I like having a girlfriend too much!

I'd be blues/hard rock. Good times.



I think we know someone who would be glam metal.


But if you had to choose. . .

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/09/29 00:25:30


 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

Shadowbrand wrote:Aren't you married Albatross?

MARRIAGE ISN'T METAL!


What about being married to The Metal?

I'm engaged, not married. Also not metal.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Speed metal because I like promiscuous sex, war, substance abuse, metal and "life on the road" . Because it's a dying genre I can relate to it because I am Hobbit and we've become a dying species.

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Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

Hell yea I am wed to the Metal.

\,,/

But you aware their are some GORGEOUS girls that like metal right?

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Shadowbrand wrote:Hell yea I am wed to the Metal.

\,,/

But you aware their are some GORGEOUS girls that like metal right?


Oh I know, I know...
   
Made in us
Battleship Captain






"witch metal? Spunk metal? Left-handed metal? Right-handed metal? Upwardly-mobile metal? This term "heavy metal" is only rock'n'roll anyway, because metal bands are the logical successors to Eddie Cochran and Buddy Holly".
Lemmy, Motorhead.

Gotta give respect to Cheese for motorhead. Bump it bro.



I like most all metal, if not an entire sub genre, at least one or two song from it.

My favorite's are melodic death metal and metalcore.
I like these because the lyrics aren't too hard on ymears, which is a problem I have with black metal,(Sorry Shadowbrand.), and
the instrumentals is usually kickass.









   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

It's like Pokemon but instead of catching them all I need to bone them all.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

I am death metal. I AM DEATH METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:"witch metal? Spunk metal? Left-handed metal? Right-handed metal? Upwardly-mobile metal? This term "heavy metal" is only rock'n'roll anyway, because metal bands are the logical successors to Eddie Cochran and Buddy Holly".
Lemmy, Motorhead.

Gotta give respect to Cheese for motorhead. Bump it bro.



I like most all metal, if not an entire sub genre, at least one or two song from it.

My favorite's are melodic death metal and metalcore.
I like these because the lyrics aren't too hard on ymears, which is a problem I have with black metal,(Sorry Shadowbrand.), and
the instrumentals is usually kickass.











   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

Hey guys I like Punk music too. And that's a dead in the coffin genre!

GG Allin and Dead Kennedy's in this biatch.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Shadowbrand wrote:Hey guys I like Punk music too. And that's a dead in the coffin genre!

GG Allin and Dead Kennedy's in this biatch.


You should try prog rock, blues, folk, folk rock, hard rock, blues rock, acid rock, psychedelic rock, hardcore punk and reggae.
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

If GG Allin isn't hardcore Punk then I don't know gak about music.

He broke 7 teeth by jamming a microphone into his mouth and was going to kill himself on stage.

Look him up on youtube.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Shadowbrand wrote:It's like Pokemon but instead of catching them all I need to bone them all.


I'm afraid to ask but what comment is that responding to?
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

Girls that are into metal.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Shadowbrand wrote:Girls that are into metal.


I was thinking of introducing you to a friend of mine next time you come to Kamloops but I don't think she would approve of being treated like Pokemon. Oh and sorry about the hardcore punk mistake.

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Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

Cool. I wana go to Kamloops again so bad.


I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Shadowbrand wrote:Cool. I wana go to Kamloops again so bad.



The only problem is she's extremely unreliable.
   
 
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