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This is a wishing game. Basically, you make a wish, and the next poster grants it, but with a twist. Then he posts his wish, and it goes on. Here is an example :

Person 1 - I wish I could have a million dollars
Person 2 - Wish granted, but you have to spend it on toilet paper.
I wish I could fly.
Person 3 - Wish granted, but you have giant pink, sparkly butterfly wings.
I wish I could own GW.
And, It continues. So who wants to play? I will start.

I wish I could own Disney World

Ah, I remember this game. But it was called "grant a wish" back then.


Anyway, granted - but then an idiot joy-rides a tank through it, demolishing the entirety of Disney Land.

I wish I could be King of the moon, and that Chuck Norris could be my henchman. We'd all live in atmosphere-type-dome-thingies.

Granted. You are the moon king. But Chuck Norris kicks someone through one of the atmosphere domes and implodes the whole place, leaving you literally out of breath.

I wish that beer is always cold from now on. You dont need the ice anymore.

Granted. But you live in Antarctica and all your beer if frozen.

I wish I was an Astartes!

Granted. You are an Astartes. A 30mm miniature Astartes made from pewter.

I wish that beaches everywhere allowed topless women.

snurl wrote:Granted. You are an Astartes. A 30mm miniature Astartes made from pewter.

I wish that beaches everywhere allowed topless women.

Granted, but they're all deformed, ugly and transexual topless women.


I wish people would type properly on the internet.

Granted. Everyone only types the word properly over and over again. Soon the entire thing shuts down due to lack of interest.


I wish Games Workshop's prices were a lot lower.

Granted, but then they rise again immediately.

I wish school wasn't such a bitch.

Granted! School is now the easiest thing ever. You begin to feth off in fear of ever graduating from the beloved place.

I wish that there were no ugly women.

snurl wrote:Granted! School is now the easiest thing ever. You begin to feth off in fear of ever graduating from the beloved place.

I wish that there were no ugly women.

Granted, but without ugliness beauty looses its meaning and the effects of your wish become redundant.

I wish for flying bouncy castles with multilazorz.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Granted, but without ugliness beauty looses its meaning and the effects of your wish become redundant.

I wish for flying bouncy castles with multilazorz.

The great master co Multilazorz, C.S. Goto comes down from his pedestal, hands you a Multi-lazor, and tells you to go to his 6-year-old's birthday. There is a bouncy castle. You explode in awe.

I wish I could get a girlfriend who wouldn't dump me after the first date.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Granted, but without ugliness beauty looses its meaning and the effects of your wish become redundant.

I wish for flying bouncy castles with multilazorz.

The great master co Multilazorz, C.S. Goto comes down from his pedestal, hands you a Multi-lazor, and tells you to go to his 6-year-old's birthday. There is a bouncy castle. You explode in awe.

I wish I could get a girlfriend who wouldn't dump me after the first date.

Granted, but that chick has a d*ck
I wish My xbox was back from being repaired

Granted, your Xbox is back from being repaired..... But it can only play Viva Pinata!!!

I wish the warp was real and all the gods blessed me!

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Granted, but without ugliness beauty looses its meaning and the effects of your wish become redundant.

I wish for flying bouncy castles with multilazorz.

The great master co Multilazorz, C.S. Goto comes down from his pedestal, hands you a Multi-lazor, and tells you to go to his 6-year-old's birthday. There is a bouncy castle. You explode in awe.

I wish I could get a girlfriend who wouldn't dump me after the first date.

Granted, but that chick has a d*ck
I wish My xbox was back from being repaired

Granted. Your Xbox is shipped back, but the TSA has arrested it for refusing to go through the full body scanner.

I wish people wouldn't make fun of my music.

Granted. You now have 9 testicles, 27 breasts, and smell like a rotting corpse. You become a joke, and are shunned from all existence.

I wish people wouldn't make fun of my music.

Your wish is granted, its pretty easy to not make fun of music when it doesn't exist. Thank you for playing...Twisted Metal

I wish I could run a 4 minute mile.

Granted. Too bad everyone else runs 3 minute miles

I wish all my ork boyz were painted to my exact standard

(btw, I used to run a 5 min mile )

Granted. They were painted to your exact standard. Then you stripped them and decided to paint them all again.


I wish to be in the Hobbit movie.

snurl wrote:Granted. They were painted to your exact standard. Then you stripped them and decided to paint them all again.


I wish to be in the Hobbit movie.

Granted. but,The movie is the most horrible movie. You go bankrupt. You die a homeless,poor,hermit.

I wish.....Icould have Megan Fox as my girlfriend.

Granted, Megan Fox is your girlfriend...too bad she's packing a nasty STD.


I wish I could pass all of my tests.

Granted. But everyone scores higher than you.
I wish I was the Black and White space marine on the Black and White bike.

Granted, too bad everyone's too busy buying the latest from Litko Aerosystems to notice.

I wish I could get a copy of the games I wanted a week before they released.

Granted- You get the games 1 week early but that means you also now work at a GW store and have to paint the stuff up for demo games while trying to sell Island of blood to passersby.


I wish I lived in Florida.

Granted, but then the chinese invade it for no reason and kill you all.

I wish it would rain chocolate bars regularly.

Granted- It rains chocolate bars regularly. Big 5 pound bars that can kill when they impact, not to mention causing insane property damage and the odor of mouldy chocolate everywhere.


I wish that Scare Factory made cheaper animations.

Granted, but they're all gak now.

I wish that Lynx actually smelled GOOD and that it does make you a babe magnet.

And don't any of you say granted but I should've gone to specsavers (if any of you guys have seen that advert ).

Wish granted. But,you only attract terribly ugly girls.

I wish that I could time travel.

Granted- You can time travel. But only into the future, 1 second at a time.


I wish I could go back in time.

Granted, but you materialize right on top of your grandad, which is both impossible and confusing, leading to both of your particles being annihilated because of confuzzlement. The universe then implodes.


The End.

I wish to unwish the last wish.