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2011/05/03 22:54:17
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Okay, so this started as a post of mine in another thre (Which stat would you boost), and it got me thinking... any 40K terms that could be used as euphemisms? Well? Have at it! 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/04 16:22:48
 YOU ALL!  
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
 Tyr Redfang's Great Company
  : The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/05/03 22:58:17
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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Well, almost any of the special powers/talents/abilities found in a Slaaneshi Chaos Army can be used as an euphemism for sex or one's (or someone else's) naughty bits. Or a venereal disease.
"So, Bob, how did the date with that girl I saw you with the other night go?"
"It went great! Had dinner, some drinks, went back to her place, and I introduced her to my Pavane of Slaanesh!"
"..."
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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2011/05/03 23:03:08
Subject: Re:40k Euphamisms
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Stormin' Stompa
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Hit the nail on the head.
In fact, most things in the CSM or Daemons codex could be.
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2011/05/03 23:04:32
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Ork Nobz.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/03 23:04:50
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2011/05/03 23:06:37
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator
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<insert random jokes about "Power Swords" "Power Halberds" "Power Fists">
also
<substitute nurgle references in any poo joke for instant 40k fun>
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/03 23:07:24
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2011/05/03 23:26:41
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Penetrate the rear armour with a power fist...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/04 00:04:51
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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"... so I put the ol' Nova Cannon right into the rear Warp Gate of that li'l Daemonette..."
Really, anything relating to cannons or guns can be used as a phallic symbol, or replacement, and anything having to do with doors, gates, and portals is a perfect stand-in for any orifice... and, well, "rear armor" speaks for itself, doesn't it?
This game we have all lost right from the beginning.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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2011/05/04 00:04:57
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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OWWWW... for the last one...
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/05/04 00:11:50
Subject: Re:40k Euphamisms
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Vindicare Assassin: "hey baby, I got 4D6 of Penetration, and i never miss"
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2011/05/04 00:18:22
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
Manchester, UK
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Almost anything can be turned into a euphamism with enough tone:
"I met this cute daemonette at the bar last night. I had to keep trying 'weaken resolve' on her, but she was stubborn so it didn't work. Eventually she fell for the old furious charge though, and I got her back to my place. I was full of plasma and thought I may blow it with a 'gets hot', but I managed to avoid it. I put on my flak armour and managed to get a penetrating hit with my vanquisher cannon. However, my armour failed its save and she turned out to be poisoned, so I have to go to see the apothecary tomorrow. Well, at least I told her to 'move, move, move'!"
I hope that made sense.
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2011/05/04 00:18:27
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I have said it once and i'll say it again.
Freud would have a field day with 40k
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/04 00:19:26
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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I once made a Force Weapon out of a Power Fist. I think most people who saw my thread on it will still cringe at the name "Force Fist".
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2011/05/04 00:26:03
Subject: Re:40k Euphamisms
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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This thread instantly reminded me of this. It about sums this thread up. Always makes me laugh.
Warning: NSFW if you don't have headphones. No picture, just audio.
http://imperialsex.ytmnd.com/
Also: Deep Striking.
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2011/05/04 00:28:38
Subject: Re:40k Euphamisms
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Cybronx wrote:
Also: Deep Striking.
...I cant EVER look at my Slaaneshi Terminators the same way again... Also, random screwy thing with the forum. I thought I made a double post. Stupid refresh button.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/05/04 00:30:30
Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2011/05/04 00:29:58
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator
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purplefood wrote:I have said it once and i'll say it again.
Freud would have a field day with 40k
To be fair, Freud would have a field day with just about anything. He was that obsessed.
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2011/05/04 00:32:16
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Rogue Daemonhunter fueled by Chaos
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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2011/05/04 00:37:51
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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And sometimes it isn't...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/04 01:18:06
Subject: Re:40k Euphamisms
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Imperial Recruit in Training
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MechaEmperor7000 wrote:Cybronx wrote:
Also: Deep Striking.
...I cant EVER look at my Slaaneshi Terminators the same way again...
Also, random screwy thing with the forum. I thought I made a double post. Stupid refresh button.
I don't think I will either. 
And to the poster above: the good thing about cigars is that while women are an occasional pleasure, cigars are always a smoke.
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2011/05/04 01:23:27
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Creed can put his titans anywhere.
Giggity.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/05/04 01:27:54
Subject: Re:40k Euphamisms
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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MechaEmperor7000 wrote:Cybronx wrote:
Also: Deep Striking.
...I cant EVER look at my Slaaneshi Terminators the same way again...
Also, random screwy thing with the forum. I thought I made a double post. Stupid refresh button.
They say that the worship of Chaos and the Ruinous Powers is the road of madness and damnation...
... but, really, as the song says, it's the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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2011/05/04 02:28:07
Subject: Re:40k Euphamisms
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Squishy Squig
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Psienesis wrote:MechaEmperor7000 wrote:Cybronx wrote:
Also: Deep Striking.
...I cant EVER look at my Slaaneshi Terminators the same way again...
Also, random screwy thing with the forum. I thought I made a double post. Stupid refresh button.
They say that the worship of Chaos and the Ruinous Powers is the road of madness and damnation...
... but, really, as the song says, it's the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane.
Exactly.
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2011/05/04 02:40:07
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Long-Range Black Templar Land Speeder Pilot
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Theres a reason the sisters of battle don't have power fists....
Storm Troopers can re-roll deep striking if they miss( that was pretty stupid )
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2011/05/04 06:46:53
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Legendary Dogfighter
Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!
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On a sort of euphemistic scale, my catachan army has in it a tank (not that i named) called the Emperor's honour. I'm just waiting for someone to blow it up, then i can say 'you penetrated the emperors honour'
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2011/05/04 06:48:51
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Anything involving penetrations on the rear armor really.
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2011/05/04 06:55:14
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Dakka Veteran
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MechaEmperor7000 wrote:Anything involving penetrations on the rear armor really.
"Ready to Unleash Eleven Barrels of Hell" on the rear armor.
-BANEBLADE
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Stated by Grey Templar:The Ward of the Codices
"It began, with the writing of the Great Codices,
2 were given to the Eldar. Immortal, Capricious, and most farsighted of all,
2 also to Chaos. Traitorous, Deceitful, Servants of the Dark Gods,
3 to the Xenos races. T'au, Orks, and Necrons. the Young, the Beast, and the Spiteful,
7 to the race of men. Servents of the God Emperor, the Inheritors of the Galaxy.
But they were all of them, decieved. for another Codex was written…
In the Land of Ward'or, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Matthew wrote in secret, a Master Codex, to rule all the others. One by one, all the armies of the other Codices fell to the power of the Codex, and from this Darkness, none could see hope.
But there were some, who resisted. a Last Alliance of Men and Xenos took up arms against the forces of Ward'or and on the Slopes of Mount Doom they fought for the freedom of 40k." |
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2011/05/04 16:21:30
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Or. I just scored a rending hit on your Devilfish. Looks like its wrecked!
...or maybe not.
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/05/04 16:39:09
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Baby, I'll deep strike into your dangerous terrain...
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 82nd Secundus 'Frost Guard' 1500 points
Movac wrote:Genestealers? Hope they drop in Africa and get AIDS.
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2011/05/04 16:52:33
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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"You're taking a huge pounding on your Rear Armor!"
One guy said this before we all burst into laughter.
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2011/05/04 16:54:27
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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Commisar Von Humps wrote:Storm Troopers can re-roll deep striking if they miss( that was pretty stupid )
Looks like we're going to have to re-roll for scatter, they're all over the place!
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2011/05/04 17:13:57
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Iron Fang
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I will fist your character to death!
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