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...To CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT, if so that makes more sense because CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORTS aren't really designed for assaulting. Or was it always called a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT?

http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/New_Stuff/CRASSUS-ARMOURED-TRANSPORT.html

How very dare they. They're bang out of their rights changing the name of their own products once it's already become a meme.

Egads! The man is right!

Doesn't really have the same ring to it IMHO, I fear they may have ruined our meme.

*Pressing the Purplefood alert button*

Rest in peace my beloved CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. I'll miss ye.

Lets all just pretend it's an illusion of our collective sobre minds, and if we pretend hard enough, maybe - just maybe - it will go away.

How dare they!
After all we and the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT did for them!
They insult us with this traversty and pathetic crassus armoured transport...

I propose a new sciety. The CRASSUS AMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS against CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORTS! Or CAATACAT. We shall fight the good fight!
Regardless from here on in we shall refer to them only as CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS AND fw can stick it in their crassus armoured transports.

They will rue the day they thought they could challenge the internet...


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Incidentally i'm sure this is Matt Ward's fault...
Somehow.

Just a logical step... I think the meme sucks.... besides, the Crassus isn't an Assault Vehicle like the Land Raider.
(Why not? The big "door" in the front??? The first Assault Vehicle for Guard since.. uhm.. ever???
missed opportunities, FW, missed opportunities....)

Make it an Assault Vehicle. I don't give a damn about the name....

purplefood wrote:How dare they!
After all we and the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT did for them!
They insult us with this traversty and pathetic crassus armoured transport...

I propose a new sciety. The CRASSUS AMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS against CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORTS! Or CAATACAT. We shall fight the good fight!
Regardless from here on in we shall refer to them only as CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS AND fw can stick it in their crassus armoured transports.

They will rue the day they thought they could challenge the internet...


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Incidentally i'm sure this is Matt Ward's fault...
Somehow.

For this post alone Purplefood, you can have my first child.*
*Well, maybe not immediately. We'll wait until it becomes a teenager and see how messed up it is, and if it's just not worth suffering for the rest of my life, then you can have it and we can knock out another one in a year and raise it properly. Trial and error.

motorhead1945 wrote:Just a logical step... I think the meme sucks.... besides, the Crassus isn't an Assault Vehicle like the Land Raider.
(Why not? The big "door" in the front??? The first Assault Vehicle for Guard since.. uhm.. ever???
missed opportunities, FW, missed opportunities....)

Make it an Assault Vehicle. I don't give a damn about the name....

The Crassus is designed to look like the USMC's Amphibious Assault Vehicle.

That 'door in the front' isn't. It's a slope in the armor, and on the AAV at least is a pretty hefty piece of armor too.

Well technically "assault" doesn't have to be restricted to melee. If you assault a bastion or beachhead, you don't necessarily have to do any stabbing/whacking/beating/close-combating. But you probably would anyway because BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

That still won't stop me from copypasta-ing it from other sources. I don't have to rely on Forge World to get a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

You know, I just might have to buy a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT just to write "Hurr" on its name plate.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:You know, I just might have to buy a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT just to write "Hurr" on its name plate.

I am planning on buying one next month if i can get the money...

purplefood wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:You know, I just might have to buy a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT just to write "Hurr" on its name plate.

I am planning on buying one next month if i can get the money...

Nahh, just use the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT that you conjured up with the power of your mind to smash in through one end of Forgeworld HQ and out the other end with a non-imagination-conjured CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT safely cradled in your arms like the sweet sacred baby Jesus himself.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:You know, I just might have to buy a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT just to write "Hurr" on its name plate.

I am planning on buying one next month if i can get the money...

Nahh, just use the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT that you conjured up with the power of your mind to smash in through one end of Forgeworld HQ and out the other end with a non-imagination-conjured CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT safely cradled in your arms like the sweet sacred baby Jesus himself.

My dictionary definaition of 'buy' has just changed drastically.
Incidentally will most likely do a P&M of my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT with possible voting options on armament and other things.

purplefood wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:You know, I just might have to buy a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT just to write "Hurr" on its name plate.

I am planning on buying one next month if i can get the money...

Nahh, just use the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT that you conjured up with the power of your mind to smash in through one end of Forgeworld HQ and out the other end with a non-imagination-conjured CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT safely cradled in your arms like the sweet sacred baby Jesus himself.

My dictionary definaition of 'buy' has just changed drastically.
Incidentally will most likely do a P&M of my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT with possible voting options on armament and other things.

You should build a mega immense CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT that's more immence than normal CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS because it's made up of ten hundred thousand CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTs put together. Its standard armaments will be other, standard mega immense CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT's.

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT count for this post: #10 - AKA not nearly enough CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTs!

It was a Meme?

When was this?

Melkhiordarkblade wrote:It was a Meme?

When was this?

Last week I believe.

I do not know what is better, this meme or BLAME THE VICTIM.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I do not know what is better, this meme or BLAME THE VICTIM.

Hmm, tough choice. This subject demands a poll!*

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT versus The Blame Game! Lets have your thoughts, everyone!

*No, not really. Don't do it Faunty.


Hm, that makes me wonder, who's to blame for the Blame Game?

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I do not know what is better, this meme or BLAME THE VICTIM.

Hmm, tough choice. This subject demands a poll!*

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT versus The Blame Game! Lets have your thoughts, everyone!

*No, not really. Don't do it Faunty.


Hm, that makes me wonder, who's to blame for the Blame Game?

Clearly the VICTIM is to BLAME...

Darkvoidof40k wrote:*No, not really. Don't do it Faunty.

And now, you see, I want too.

I fear the mods may come and hit us with the mighty thunderbolt of locking soon .

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:*No, not really. Don't do it Faunty.

And now, you see, I want too.

I fear the mods may come and hit us with the mighty thunderbolt of locking soon .

I thought that about the original...
And the one Frazzled managed to derail...
But they are still up.

purplefood wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I do not know what is better, this meme or BLAME THE VICTIM.

Hmm, tough choice. This subject demands a poll!*

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT versus The Blame Game! Lets have your thoughts, everyone!

*No, not really. Don't do it Faunty.


Hm, that makes me wonder, who's to blame for the Blame Game?

Clearly the VICTIM is to BLAME...

Random CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT insertion has crushed my original response to this quote.


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Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:*No, not really. Don't do it Faunty.

And now, you see, I want too.

I fear the mods may come and hit us with the mighty thunderbolt of locking soon .

"Fear not, for so long as we have faith, beer and CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, we shall be safe!"

"Wait, what the hell do you mean we don't have any beer?"

purplefood wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:*No, not really. Don't do it Faunty.

And now, you see, I want too.

I fear the mods may come and hit us with the mighty thunderbolt of locking soon .

I thought that about the original...
And the one Frazzled managed to derail...
But they are still up.

1) They wouldn't dare lock a thread based on Dakka's very own meme. Besides, we're talking about CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTs in a thread about CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTs. On topic still, perhaps?
2) Mods are allowed to derail threads. It's like the police locking people up for a night just because they don't like them/it's in their power to do so - they will get away with it*.

*unless we use our CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTs against them.

Chill down and calm out people, obviously they're renaming the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT the CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT so that later they can revile the new and Improved CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT now with assault ramps!

Revile? You don't mean...them do you...

Kid_Kyoto wrote:Chill down and calm out people, obviously they're renaming the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT the CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT so that later they can revile the new and Improved CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT now with assault ramps!

No, that would have been called the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT MARK TWO. They're obviously just being a bunch of Mat Ward's.

Matt Ward drives a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Matt Ward drives a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

No...
Matt Ward drives a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT which is clearly inferior due to the lack of assaultyness.

Touche.
What happens if a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT assaults another CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT (vehicles lack of assault ability not withstanding)?

purplefood wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Matt Ward drives a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

No...
Matt Ward drives a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT which is clearly inferior due to the lack of assaultyness.

The truth.. it has been spoken!

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Touche.

It's only touché if you're defending Mat Ward. And you're not seriously defending that infidel, are you?

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:What happens if a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT assaults another CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT (vehicles lack of assault ability not withstanding)?

The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT would win because it doesn't have the vehicles' lack of assault ability due to it being a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and not just some crappy crassus armoured transport that doesn't deserve caps lock or shift key treatment.


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Oh dear, it seems I've killed this thread with my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT shenanigans. Whoops.


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My post disappeared, I hope this isn't a return of a previous bug that plagued us so.