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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 14:38:53
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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Well, here goes. Feel free to add comments. as every ten comics I will post on a new topic,, called "DiceMilleniumDakkaDakkkaArchives"THAT one there should be no posting on.THIS one, is for the comic itself, as well as comments and requests for a specific joke. There WILL be some story arcs, but mostly, this is for fun. If you would like to submit a fan-comic with the same characters, simply PM me it and I will post it up here and on the Archives.
hope you enjoy. And Requests for certain 'things' will be heeded if they fit within my limited capacity for drawing in photoshop.
Characters so far:
Commissar ------ (blanking on the name, but am thinking of naming him, Commisar Bolt. for those of you who know about the 40k game 'Final Liberation' the joke should be clear)
Wayne: night lord (first name is Bruce, but if you value your life NEVER call him *Batman*)
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 14:56:09
Subject: Re:Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Commissar Yagdrassil
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 14:56:13
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Ruthless Interrogator
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What chapter are the Marines going to be? Because I'm creating one and I want it to be correct
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 14:57:57
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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I am not quite sure. (and the comics I PMed you I am saving until I am lazy.) but the first comic is going up in about a minute
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/01 14:58:56
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 15:00:16
Subject: Re:Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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Episode one:
NEVER RETREAT!
So how was that?
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 15:03:36
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Ruthless Interrogator
Confused
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Commissar Butternuts
And good comic btw. Better than the PM one by far.
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 15:03:39
Subject: Re:Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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I lol'd, no joke, but outlines would be REALLY great.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 15:07:05
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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yeah. I was planning on speech bubbles, but Photoshop does not com with them. as I progress, I will attempt to make them.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 15:53:36
Subject: Re:Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Ruthless Interrogator
Confused
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My attempt at a SPHESS MUHREEN:
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sphess muhreen.bmp |
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Is it working now? |
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1689 Kbytes
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This message was edited 5 times. Last update was at 2011/08/01 16:16:00
Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 15:55:59
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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I does not appear to show up.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 15:59:44
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Ruthless Interrogator
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On my PC it's only available as a download. Something's wrong, gimme a sec...
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 16:08:18
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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no wait. it downloaded. (LOLed)
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 16:09:51
Subject: Re:Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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Ah. Here is a strip by Trollpie. (see earlier) ...well crud. oh well, just click on the link folks!
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2011/08/01 16:12:01
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 16:13:48
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Ruthless Interrogator
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Yeah, I tried using image tags aswell and it failed. I blame today's violent television.
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 16:23:08
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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...well all right then...I am working on another one as we speak/type
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 17:02:03
Subject: Re:Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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OK. now I know this may not be the best of them to come, and the joke has been milked to within an inch of it's life, but we ALL have this problem sometimes. right?
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 17:32:25
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Ruthless Interrogator
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 Nice
It could be better if you showed the gun turning red, and said it was making a "fzzzz" sound. At the moment, no offense, but writing "overheating sound" is a bit underdramatic.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/01 17:32:45
Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 17:39:37
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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First one, I lol'd
Second one is ironic.
Plasma gunner only survives..
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 18:01:05
Subject: Re:Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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EDIT OF THE SECOND ONE
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 18:19:34
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 19:01:55
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Ruthless Interrogator
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Indeed. Glad to see I helped!
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 19:08:03
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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yeah, right now I am bored, so..any suggestions on a comic? All I am doing is checking Dakka in-between reading 'Exterminatus Now' (knockoff of 40k) and thinking Scaveolea is the most awesome CSM ever.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/01 19:08:25
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 19:59:46
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Ruthless Interrogator
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Do one featuring an Emporer Titan getting kicked in the shins and falling over.
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 20:05:59
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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alright. imperiator, or warlord subclass?
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 20:10:42
Subject: Re:Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 20:20:43
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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OK. crassus drives into it and knocks it down (gonna take a while)
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 20:40:59
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Ruthless Interrogator
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An Imperator Titan hit in the shines by a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. Driven by Chuck Norris. With the words "man love rules okay" written down the side in bright pink.
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 20:48:53
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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...not that last bit...
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/01 22:02:57
Subject: Re:Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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last strip for tonight. might get a few up tomorrow.
"STORELORD TITAN"
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/02 09:52:57
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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so? how was that?
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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