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Made in np
Clousseau






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Well, here goes. Feel free to add comments. as every ten comics I will post on a new topic,, called "DiceMilleniumDakkaDakkkaArchives"THAT one there should be no posting on.THIS one, is for the comic itself, as well as comments and requests for a specific joke. There WILL be some story arcs, but mostly, this is for fun. If you would like to submit a fan-comic with the same characters, simply PM me it and I will post it up here and on the Archives.

hope you enjoy. And Requests for certain 'things' will be heeded if they fit within my limited capacity for drawing in photoshop.

Characters so far:

Commissar ------ (blanking on the name, but am thinking of naming him, Commisar Bolt. for those of you who know about the 40k game 'Final Liberation' the joke should be clear)

Wayne: night lord (first name is Bruce, but if you value your life NEVER call him *Batman*)




"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

Commissar Yagdrassil




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in gb
Ruthless Interrogator




Confused

What chapter are the Marines going to be? Because I'm creating one and I want it to be correct

Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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I am not quite sure. (and the comics I PMed you I am saving until I am lazy.)

but the first comic is going up in about a minute

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/01 14:58:56


"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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Episode one:

NEVER RETREAT!




So how was that?




"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
Ruthless Interrogator




Confused

Commissar Butternuts
And good comic btw. Better than the PM one by far.

Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
 
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

I lol'd, no joke, but outlines would be REALLY great.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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yeah. I was planning on speech bubbles, but Photoshop does not com with them. as I progress, I will attempt to make them.

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
Ruthless Interrogator




Confused

My attempt at a SPHESS MUHREEN:

 Filename sphess muhreen.bmp [Disk] Download
 Description Is it working now?
 File size 1689 Kbytes

This message was edited 5 times. Last update was at 2011/08/01 16:16:00


Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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I does not appear to show up.

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
Ruthless Interrogator




Confused

On my PC it's only available as a download. Something's wrong, gimme a sec...

Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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no wait. it downloaded. (LOLed)

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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Ah. Here is a strip by Trollpie. (see earlier)



...well crud. oh well, just click on the link folks!

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2011/08/01 16:12:01


"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
Ruthless Interrogator




Confused

Yeah, I tried using image tags aswell and it failed. I blame today's violent television.

Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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...well all right then...I am working on another one as we speak/type

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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OK. now I know this may not be the best of them to come, and the joke has been milked to within an inch of it's life, but we ALL have this problem sometimes. right?





"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
Ruthless Interrogator




Confused

Nice
It could be better if you showed the gun turning red, and said it was making a "fzzzz" sound. At the moment, no offense, but writing "overheating sound" is a bit underdramatic.

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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

First one, I lol'd
Second one is ironic.
Plasma gunner only survives..

   
Made in np
Clousseau






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EDIT OF THE SECOND ONE


"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

better!

   
Made in gb
Ruthless Interrogator




Confused

Indeed. Glad to see I helped!

Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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yeah, right now I am bored, so..any suggestions on a comic? All I am doing is checking Dakka in-between reading 'Exterminatus Now' (knockoff of 40k) and thinking Scaveolea is the most awesome CSM ever.

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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
Ruthless Interrogator




Confused

Do one featuring an Emporer Titan getting kicked in the shins and falling over.

Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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alright. imperiator, or warlord subclass?

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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OK. crassus drives into it and knocks it down (gonna take a while)

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
Ruthless Interrogator




Confused

An Imperator Titan hit in the shines by a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. Driven by Chuck Norris. With the words "man love rules okay" written down the side in bright pink.

Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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...not that last bit...

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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last strip for tonight. might get a few up tomorrow.




"STORELORD TITAN"




"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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so? how was that?

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
 
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