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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/31 19:00:52
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
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It looks like the writers of our new rulebook have a sick sense of irony. As the 13th black crusade closes in, threatening to swallow Holy Terra itself, the Imperial Guard laugh at the pathetic war machines of their elite Space Marine comrades. Soon, all xenos, devotees of chaos, and even loyal followers of the Imperial Truth will be swept away in a storm of violence by the Imperial Guard. Every time you fail a charge on those veterans and get blasted by multiple rounds of meltaguns, or miss their Vendettas with your autocannons, or watch your AV 12 vehicles get blown away in a storm of multilasers, all you will see is the laughing faces of those humans you once called puny. We the Grey Knights will resist! Even though our paladins cry at the idea of Overwatch as they charge Chimeras, and our Dreadnoughts cower in fear from multilasers, we shall attempt to throw them back with our half-assed power weapons and considerably easier to negate physic attacks. Your only hope now is to desert your former comrades and join the Space Wolves, so you can hide your Long Fangs behind an invincible wall of Thunder Wolves, while hoping in vain than your flak missiles will be enough. To those with a sense of duty and honor, I bid you a quick death, for the alternative is much worse.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/31 19:04:41
Subject: Re:Bow to Your New Overlords
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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uh huh. So that is your 'tactic'? play guard?
Doomscythe says: "hi guyz! I'm in your base annihiliating your vehicles! lol"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/31 19:04:59
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Dakka Veteran
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All hail vendettas!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/31 19:07:02
Subject: Re:Bow to Your New Overlords
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Neorealist wrote:uh huh. So that is your 'tactic'? play guard?
No, it's "Die slowly."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/31 19:33:01
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Tough Tyrant Guard
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In 6th Ed. my Nids are 4-0 against IG. They are definitly not autowin and they are still very easy to kill. And I have faced 1 flyer spam list (3 Valks), 1 Mech list (Hydras and tanks), and 2 blob IG armys.
They play diffrent, but so does every army now. IG strengths are just easier to see.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/31 20:32:29
Subject: Re:Bow to Your New Overlords
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Dakka Veteran
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Moused this thread: "In 6th Ed. my Nids are 4-0 against IG", then opened it and saw your nid-coloured vendetta.
For a moment there I thought some nid player had finally snapped and started a deliberately half-assed nid counts-as IG army. Guardsmen with little termagant tails and LRBTs with carnifex talons.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 07:10:34
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I came here looking for a Necron thread. Needless to say, I am disappointed. And considering IG: pfff, those former effective gun lines have been vaporized by my Doomscythes often enough. Even managed to destroy a FoR in a single turn.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/08/01 07:12:19
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 07:24:43
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Sergeant Major
In the dark recesses of your mind...
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Sigvatr wrote:
And considering IG: pfff, those former effective gun lines have been vaporized by my Doomscythes often enough. Even managed to destroy a FoR in a single turn.
/clap?
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A Town Called Malus wrote:Just because it is called "The Executioners Axe" doesn't mean it is an axe...
azreal13 wrote:Dude, each to their own and all that, but frankly, if Dakka's interplanetary flame cannon of death goes off point blank in your nads you've nobody to blame but yourself!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 07:36:49
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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helium42 wrote:Sigvatr wrote:
And considering IG: pfff, those former effective gun lines have been vaporized by my Doomscythes often enough. Even managed to destroy a FoR in a single turn.
/clap?
It's just incredibly satisfying to finally get rid of those parking lot lamers. Seeing their smile fade away is pure gold. Their bitter tears fill my metal heart with joy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 08:36:25
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Preceptor
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Just as our beating hearts sing with joy as the last of your flyers fall out of the sky.
The hydra gunner turns to his driver and says, "isn't it funny that with all their super technology and mechanical precision, the necron's airships are so flimsy? You'd think they'd take a page from our book and... idunno, maybe bolt on some sheet metal. Might be able to take a bullet then."
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Malifaux: 75 ss neverborn, 50 ss Guild.
Warmachine: 75 pts Menoth
Hordes: 65 pts trollblood
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 08:45:25
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Famous last words.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 08:52:39
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Preceptor
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what, sheet metal?
lets break down things in the 40k universe that remind us of sheet metal:
Storm Shields (awesome)
Leman Russ hulls (more awesome)
Anything the Mechanicus gets it's hands on (includes titans, so super awesome)
Necron Warrior's dead bodies after taking 40 las shots to the chest (useful for field-repairing Chimeras [conservation awesome])
Yeah, i'll stick by sheet metal as pretty awesome last words
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Malifaux: 75 ss neverborn, 50 ss Guild.
Warmachine: 75 pts Menoth
Hordes: 65 pts trollblood
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 08:58:40
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'd like to add shields that only exist in the split-second a shot hits.
And haha, Titan Armor is awesome? Tell that to my litte bug friends over here. nomnomnom.
The Mechanicus is awesome. A whole group of humans corrupted by a C'Tan...cool. Let them make more armor please
Not to mention: living metal. Since we're talking about fluff here, living metal just takes the cake. No competition.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 09:06:05
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Ork Admiral Kroozin Da Kosmos on Da Hulk
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I iz wiff da 'umies. If it isn't tuff enuff, bolt more metal on it. If it's tuff enuff, bolt more metal on it anyways. If da enemy has tuffer wagons dan you, smash dem and bolt the pieces on your wagons. Any mek knows dat.
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7 Ork facts people always get wrong:
Ragnar did not win against Thrakka, but suffered two crushing defeats within a few days of each other.
A lasgun is powerful enough to sever an ork's appendage or head in a single, well aimed shot.
Orks meks have a better understanding of electrics and mechanics than most Tech Priests.
Orks actually do not think that purple makes them harder to see. The joke was made canon by Alex Stewart's Caphias Cain books.
Gharkull Blackfang did not even come close to killing the emperor.
Orks can be corrupted by chaos, but few of them have any interest in what chaos offers.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 09:11:42
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Preceptor
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Jidmah wrote:I iz wiff da 'umies. If it isn't tuff enuff, bolt more metal on it. If it's tuff enuff, bolt more metal on it anyways. If da enemy has tuffer wagons dan you, smash dem and bolt the pieces on your wagons. Any mek knows dat.
Ork Logic, gotta love it!!!
+1 kan of red paint ta youz
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Malifaux: 75 ss neverborn, 50 ss Guild.
Warmachine: 75 pts Menoth
Hordes: 65 pts trollblood
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 09:12:31
Subject: Re:Bow to Your New Overlords
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 09:20:02
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Preceptor
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hold up, inaccuracy here. You mean to tell me that in the 40th millennium, a race of super advanced sentient robots who are able to transfer souls into mechanical bodies, AND teleport are threatening all of mankind, but haven't worked out trinary computing?
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Malifaux: 75 ss neverborn, 50 ss Guild.
Warmachine: 75 pts Menoth
Hordes: 65 pts trollblood
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 09:42:39
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The same race of super advanced sentient (?) robots is described as the technically most advanced race in the universe and what do they produce?
Open-topped vehicles.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 09:51:24
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Preceptor
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And vehicles with drivers. You're robots for cryin out loud, doesn't it seem odd that instead of having a vehicle that drives itself, you have a robot sitting there driving your robot hover skiff?
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Malifaux: 75 ss neverborn, 50 ss Guild.
Warmachine: 75 pts Menoth
Hordes: 65 pts trollblood
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 09:53:32
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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Can we have a mod send this to Discussions? This is nowhere close to being about tactics. Or practically anything else for that matter...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 10:00:24
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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IG fliers have nothing on the necron air force. it's not even close to them. People need more crazy necron friends to show them how broken 3 doom sythes +3 -4 night scythes + wraiths + ccb and a bunch of 2+ MSS overlords can be.
It's pretty terrible to fight against currently with nothing but Twin linked to help. (quad gun does not survive all those tesla shots)
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+ Thought of the day + Not even in death does duty end.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 10:16:01
Subject: Re:Bow to Your New Overlords
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Sigvatr wrote:01010100 01100001 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101100 01101001 01110110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01100101 01110100 01100001 01101100 00111111 00100000 01010011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01111001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100010 01100101 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100100 00101110
I take offense to that. Anyway, Guard is once again the most OP army, what else is new?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 11:10:56
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Technically, we only have the Rulebook for now, so the other factions are still unbalanced. Somehow...this thread reminds me of troll bait. Sigvatr wrote:I came here looking for a Necron thread. Needless to say, I am disappointed. And considering IG: pfff, those former effective gun lines have been vaporized by my Doomscythes often enough. Even managed to destroy a FoR in a single turn. Agreed...see those Leman Russes in the center? Suicide charge with Land Speeders armed with Multi-meltas...follow up with flanking hit-and-run strikes with Space Marine Bikes and any remaining Land Speeders against foot soldiers and transports. If the HQ is separated, a beheading strike with a biker captain and co. will do nicely. Or instead of a suicide charge, typhoon launchers...bomb them from a distance with missiles.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 12:50:59
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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androcles138 wrote:And vehicles with drivers. You're robots for cryin out loud, doesn't it seem odd that instead of having a vehicle that drives itself, you have a robot sitting there driving your robot hover skiff?
Lore-wise, it makes sense to me as Necron aren't robots but former...humanoids that traded their souls for immortality, thus it makes sense that they still have pilots, gunners, etc. although technically, they would not need them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 18:54:13
Subject: Bow to Your New Overlords
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Jidmah wrote:I iz wiff da 'umies. If it isn't tuff enuff, bolt more metal on it. If it's tuff enuff, bolt more metal on it anyways. If da enemy has tuffer wagons dan you, smash dem and bolt the pieces on your wagons. Any mek knows dat.
"Hmmmm.... dem laindraiders are ded 'ard... we need our wagonz to be dat 'ard...."
One wrecked landraider Bolted onto a battlewagon later...
"COME CHECK OUT MAH NEWEST INNOVASHUN BOYZ!"
And that is why battlewagons have AV 14 on the front boyz.
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'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 21:33:21
Subject: Re:Bow to Your New Overlords
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Has anyone actually played an optimized guard list?
x2 CCS w/ x4 Meltaguns + Astropaths in Chimeras
x3 Vets w/ x3 Meltaguns and x3 Autocannons in Chimeras
x3 Vets w/ x3 Meltaguns one w/ Autocannon
x3 Vendettas
x3x2 Hydras
This kind of firepower most certainly will not struggle to take down vehicles of any kind. Honestly, 9 or so melta shots is enough to take out any flyer, and this list has 26. And blob guard is solidly tier three in 6th ed.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 21:54:01
Subject: Re:Bow to Your New Overlords
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Mustela wrote:Has anyone actually played an optimized guard list? x2 CCS w/ x4 Meltaguns + Astropaths in Chimeras x3 Vets w/ x3 Meltaguns and x3 Autocannons in Chimeras x3 Vets w/ x3 Meltaguns one w/ Autocannon x3 Vendettas x3x2 Hydras This kind of firepower most certainly will not struggle to take down vehicles of any kind. Honestly, 9 or so melta shots is enough to take out any flyer, and this list has 26. And blob guard is solidly tier three in 6th ed. Yeah, so... how you plan on dealing with a green tide man? Because even if you put heavy flamers on all those chimeras and hydras, there's no way you're chewing through a 180 boyz without being overwhelmed. Or mas infantry guard, or the Tyranid baby monster spam (tervigon, termagaunt, can't remember its name) Just because you can kill armor doesn't mean its an optimized list.
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'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 22:04:21
Subject: Re:Bow to Your New Overlords
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Manhunter
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For the Necron guy:
Taldashi aren't typhoons str8? So they're not really too effective against Leman Russes. Especially Leman Russes in cover with a 3+ or a 4+.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/01 22:43:52
Subject: Re:Bow to Your New Overlords
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote: Taldashi aren't typhoons str8? So they're not really too effective against Leman Russes. Especially Leman Russes in cover with a 3+ or a 4+. Which is why primary tactic is a suicide charge/deep strike and hit them hard with Multi-meltas. Its a messy tactic, I know, but the alternative is flitting around the Land Speeders and just firing missiles (which would take time and patience). The rest of the army I can take care of with hit-and-run strikes with Bikes...just have to be real patient, except with the tanks. Those HAVE to go, and fast.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/08/01 22:50:56
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/02 01:17:26
Subject: Re:Bow to Your New Overlords
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Battleship Captain
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Mustela wrote:Has anyone actually played an optimized guard list?
x2 CCS w/ x4 Meltaguns + Astropaths in Chimeras
x3 Vets w/ x3 Meltaguns and x3 Autocannons in Chimeras
x3 Vets w/ x3 Meltaguns one w/ Autocannon
x3 Vendettas
x3x2 Hydras
This kind of firepower most certainly will not struggle to take down vehicles of any kind. Honestly, 9 or so melta shots is enough to take out any flyer, and this list has 26. And blob guard is solidly tier three in 6th ed.
No offense whatsoever,
But this might be THE most narrow-minded, most netlist-tryhard, cookie-cutter mishmash that will absolutely crumple against a real list.
Let's see here.
MeltaCCS's
Using your warlord as a close ranged tank-hunting unit? Smells like a free Warlord-kill VP
Meltavets in Chimeras
Sorry, these don't instawin games anymore. With the weakening of transports, you're going to see a lot more foot-infantry. "Oh you can ID my guardsman and his lasgun? Good thing I've got 39 more."
Meltavets in Vendettas
This is the best place for meltavets right now, but drop the autocannon. They're going to get dropped by a tank, pop it, and probably get lit up. That AC is wasted if you use them right.
Vendettas and Hydras
Redundant. The Vendettas will be fine for anti-flyer, maybe take 1 Hydra, but you don't want all that paper-thin Heavy Support, especially if the opponents don't even run flyers.
Find some plasma. This is 6th edition. GetsHotHammer 40k has begun.
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