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2015/06/24 10:20:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Why are digging a trench? It won't be very useful against any of our Nightspinners.
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2015/06/24 10:52:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Nightspinner? Go back to your lame anime, weeb! Real men use trenches!
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2015/06/24 10:58:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Except as I said, your "real man" trenches are not going to provide any protection against our Nightspinners.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/24 11:01:39
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2015/06/24 12:03:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*wakes up*
Good morning everyone.
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2015/06/24 12:47:03
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Hello there small Mon'keigh child.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/24 12:47:42
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2015/06/24 12:50:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Your Nightspinners don't exist!
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2015/06/24 12:52:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Neither does your American god 
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2015/06/24 12:53:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sits on edge of trench watching it fill] [Paddles feets]
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[Turns hosepipe on thenoobbomb]
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2015/06/24 13:09:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Well, "God" never helped me in battle anyway, so why would I ca-llbrhgh
Who turned that hosepipe on me, and what did he think it'd do? I swam through pacific storms without trouble, damnit!
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2015/06/24 13:17:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Didn't think it'd do much on its own, no.
[Snaps fingers and causes the ceiling hatch drops flour and cake mix over the wet soldier]
Don't ask why I refitted the party hatch with those. It seemed like a fast way to be ready for birthdays.
[Continues paddling]
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2015/06/24 13:22:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*cuts own throat and respawns*
I'M CLEAN, AND I LIVE!
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2015/06/24 14:09:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Truly, you have defined The Pyrrhic victory for the day.
[Shoots thenoobbomb in the head whilst not looking round] You missed a spot.
[Puts the cake mixy soldier corpse in the oven] I'm sure this'll be useful at some point.
[Returns to trench/pond]
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2015/06/24 14:09:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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CAKE INGREDIENTS DETECTED.
++ACTIVATING BAKING SUBROUTINES.++
*Vacuums up all cake ingredients and runs into kitchen*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/24 14:14:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/06/24 14:22:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*respawns*
CRUISE MISSILE INBOUND!
*cruise missile lands on top of buttery commissar and explodes*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/24 14:22:28
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2015/06/24 14:24:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 thenoobbomb wrote:*respawns*
CRUISE MISSILE INBOUND!
*cruise missile lands on top of buttery commissar and explodes*
*phasers thenoobomb*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/06/24 14:31:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Phasers don't exist, and girls can't play videogames!
*opens fire with AUG-A3*
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2015/06/24 14:32:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Conversion field protects Badrukk and blinds TNB*
NOOOOOOOOO!
*Looks at BC's almost-dead body*
*Drags body into surgical theater and retrieves spare set of augmetics from closet*
I will rebuild you and I shall avenge you!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/24 14:32:45
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/24 14:32:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*dodges bullet and runs*
You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!!!!!!! 
OOC: No, I am not the Gingerbread man.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/06/24 14:33:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Run, little girl, run! It's probably the only thing you're good at!
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2015/06/24 14:34:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Oh yeah?! Naomi to Voyager! Fire a torpedo at the Avatar Room. One to beam up!
*beams back to Voyager. A torpedo fires and destroys the avatar room. thenoobomb dies, but everyone else survives*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/06/24 14:36:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Servo-skulls fly out of the ceiling and swarm respawning TNB*
*Surgical skulls begin repairing damaged skin while I replace BC's ruined hand with a augmetic*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/24 14:37:10
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/24 14:37:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 Verviedi wrote:*Servo-skulls fly out of the ceiling and swarm TNB* *Surgical skulls begin repairing damaged skin while I replace BC's ruined hand with a augmetic*
*beams back down* Captain Janeway will move you all to a different avatar room on Voyager. TNB! We're not taking you. Captain Janeway does not respond well to threats or the like.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/24 14:38:54
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/06/24 14:39:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*random soldier pops up and revives thenoobbomb while dismissing the servo skulls*
Hah! You'll do no such thing! Missiles away, ETA 30 seconds!
*missiles fire at the Voyager*
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2015/06/24 14:40:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Naomi to Voyager! Shields at Maximum! TNB is firing a missile! ETA 30 seconds!
*voyager raises shields and leaves orbit. the missiles miss*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/24 14:41:22
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/06/24 14:43:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I lied! ETA was 3 seconds!
*missiles fire and bombing run happens*
Space ships aren't realistiiiiiiic!
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2015/06/24 14:45:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Naomi to Voyager. Do you read?
JANEWAY: We dodged the missiles.
Good. I will let you know when I am ready.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/06/24 14:50:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Spaceships don't even exist! Stop putting your girly things in my realistic, immersive videogame!
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2015/06/24 14:51:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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TNB! THIS IS FICTION! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE REALISTIC! VOYAGER IS IN THIS SYSTEM, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!!!!!
OOC: Sorry guys if I broke a rule.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/06/24 15:01:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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This isn't fiction! THIS IS BATTLEFIELD!
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