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Shocking! Cheesecake male servitors to go with the cheesecake female ones. Now, if we could just get some fully armored combat servitors, I would probably make my first purchase from them.

 Barzam wrote:
Shocking! Cheesecake male servitors to go with the cheesecake female ones. Now, if we could just get some fully armored combat servitors, I would probably make my first purchase from them.

"You pat Servitor 02's chest like a muscular bongo"
"You tell Servitor 01 to be honest with his feelings."

 Barzam wrote:
Shocking! Cheesecake male servitors to go with the cheesecake female ones. Now, if we could just get some fully armored combat servitors, I would probably make my first purchase from them.

You get that's not how cheesecake works yeah? Big strong bulging manly musclemen are usually a male power fantasy rather than an expression of female desire. Big bewbs and backbreaking poses, otoh, are fairly squarely aimed at making blokes think of sexytime. Nothing wrong with that, per se, but it is what it is. EDIT: And if that whooshing sound I just heard was a joke sailing over my head, I plead ASD

 Yodhrin wrote:

 Barzam wrote:
Shocking! Cheesecake male servitors to go with the cheesecake female ones. Now, if we could just get some fully armored combat servitors, I would probably make my first purchase from them.

You get that's not how cheesecake works yeah? Big strong bulging manly musclemen are usually a male power fantasy rather than an expression of female desire. Big bewbs and backbreaking poses, otoh, are fairly squarely aimed at making blokes think of sexytime. Nothing wrong with that, per se, but it is what it is. EDIT: And if that whooshing sound I just heard was a joke sailing over my head, I plead ASD

You and I obviously know some very different women... or have never lived in a town that had male strippers.

I like these guys, they look like how Skitarii and combat servitors are described in the books, hulking monstrosities.

 MLaw wrote:

 Yodhrin wrote:

 Barzam wrote:
Shocking! Cheesecake male servitors to go with the cheesecake female ones. Now, if we could just get some fully armored combat servitors, I would probably make my first purchase from them.

You get that's not how cheesecake works yeah? Big strong bulging manly musclemen are usually a male power fantasy rather than an expression of female desire. Big bewbs and backbreaking poses, otoh, are fairly squarely aimed at making blokes think of sexytime. Nothing wrong with that, per se, but it is what it is. EDIT: And if that whooshing sound I just heard was a joke sailing over my head, I plead ASD

You and I obviously know some very different women... or have never lived in a town that had male strippers.

Statistically speaking women tend to prefer the fit/athletic look with visible musculature but not to the extent that literally every muscle on the torso is bulging out like they all have their own gym coach. Obviously that's not universal, but every time they do those statistics-driven composite renders the results are the same; fit-but-willowy - where do you think the whole angsty vampire fad came from. Men consistently overestimate how attractive the heavily-muscled look is to women because they're judging how much muscle definition is "good" based on their own experience in which muscly = big & strong = masculine.

Which was the point; you can't use "big musclebound heromen" as a counterpoint to "skimpy boob-support-machine", because those are both(in a statistically average sense, again, obviously individual people can have tastes that disagree) male fantasies, one of power and self-image, the other of sexual desire. When we start seeing hairless, toned, brooding, pouty, Edward Cullen-lookin' gits in model form, that my friend will be equality in action

You're all missing the point. That's not how cheesecake works because Male cheesecake is called Beefcake. Entirely different food groups, yet remarkably similar flavor. :p

Anyway, it looks like they're working on some kinda Kerrigan genestealer cultist


As well as some kinda Daemonette-inquisitor.


And that bike is excellent. Greater Good bike, please! And Greater Good cheesecake gue'vesa, too!

 Veteran Sergeant wrote:

While I enjoy the aesthetic of their models, that car would be impossible to drive, lol. The windshield is not only obstructed, but it faces an upward angle. That takes 40K's "Look, it's sci-fi, just deal with it" approach to physics and vehicle design and turns the dial to 13.

Can always just assume that the windscreen is just for show, and they actually drive by instruments and/or a screen inside.

That slaanesh daemonish one is great.. might be a auto buy for me..

http://wargameexclusive.com/shop/imperial-mechanics/castellan-type-walker-pair-28mm/


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Errr... that failed. Sorry. The new models look great.

they do look rather splendid

There is a 5% off code FB500 (for 500 likes on facebook) which started yesterday and would last 'a week'.

How do the cars compare to Rhinos for size?

Based on the photos I would say that they are on par size with chimiras and rhinos but there are shorter than both of them. The limos look like the only real troop transports.

I have to admit the the flamer car would make a great alternative to a chimera with a heavy flamer.

You mean the Hellhound?

My bad. I forgot that they do not have upgrades any more. Ok back in the day you could mount either a heavy bolter or a heavy flamer on the front haul.

I did not know about the hellhound.

To my eye, these don't look as wide as a rhino chassis. Probably not a problem for friendly play though. Hmm, could maybe be bulked up with spare fuel barrels on the sides, but that might spoil the look...

 Paymaster Games wrote:
My bad. I forgot that they do not have upgrades any more. Ok back in the day you could mount either a heavy bolter or a heavy flamer on the front haul.

I did not know about the hellhound.

The Chimera can still swap out both the hull mount and the turret mount for a heavy flamer / heavy bolter, but it boggles me that the Hellhound is unknown to you, as this kit more or less came out around the same time as the Chimera back in the day.

I wonder how long it will be before we see them start doing some new Space Elves? Some crazy looking Farseers and Autarchs would be pretty sweet.

 Barzam wrote:
I wonder how long it will be before we see them start doing some new Space Elves? Some crazy looking Farseers and Autarchs would be pretty sweet.

They have one pirate elf model. Or dark eldar. Whatever they are called.

 CoteazRox wrote:
How do the cars compare to Rhinos for size?

Just a touch longer than a rhino.

houshin wrote:

 CoteazRox wrote:
How do the cars compare to Rhinos for size?

Spoiler:

Just a touch longer than a rhino.

Perfect - thank you!

I like these.

Oh my god hello!

the Tau aint even over sexualized. i love it!

That Warp Spider is excellent. If only they made a multipart kit of helmeted space elf ladies of that quality and style. My Eldar woes would be over.

I'm sorry.. but these guys do Tau so much better than GW..

Need that not-Warpspider exarch. How long does it normally take for their new items to show up on the website? I looked and couldn't find anything up there yet.

Oh, those are really cool. I love the samurai Tau drawing the sword. I really like that They're making that ild sniper bike. That's really neat to ser. Hopefully there will be more Eldar coming in the future.

That cannon bike is awesome.

Oh. Oh my. That not warp spider is amazing.