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Indeed!

Said I'd see her in the week (plus I'll have moolah by then, which helps) so you never know.

Of course, the only problem is that if I buy a packet of blobs beforehand, I'm scuppering my chance at how's your father, and if I go unequipped, I'm still scuppering a leg over. Still, can always blag a promise for the night after like.

Here in America, our public television network broadcasts five to six year old episodes of East Enders. I don't know why I just thought of that.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Indeed!

Said I'd see her in the week (plus I'll have moolah by then, which helps) so you never know.

Of course, the only problem is that if I buy a packet of blobs beforehand, I'm scuppering my chance at how's your father, and if I go unequipped, I'm still scuppering a leg over. Still, can always blag a promise for the night after like.

I understood the "of course" part. The rest, nope?

@Frazz

I believe that's English for- I will jinx it if I come equipped to practice safe sex, but if I am not equipped, I won't be able to 'how's your father'/'who's your daddy'/ sex that night, although I can get a promise of it for the next night.

Am I right, MDG?

Once you stop being interested in her, she (if she was interested) will stop playing these games.

Honestly though sounds like too much effort. I am single though so dont listen to me. (I die free with my balls in my pants and not in her purse!)

Go equipped. I don't believe in jinxes. If she doesn't put out, you're that much closer to knowing WTF is going on.

sounds like hassle, I'd loos einterest in that after 2-3 times. Go flirt about and such, let her come chase you if she wants it.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Indeed!

Said I'd see her in the week (plus I'll have moolah by then, which helps) so you never know.

Of course, the only problem is that if I buy a packet of blobs beforehand, I'm scuppering my chance at how's your father, and if I go unequipped, I'm still scuppering a leg over. Still, can always blag a promise for the night after like.

Wait, what?

Honestly, what language are you speaking?

It sure don't sound like english.

Quit it with the profanity in the images. Just because you didn't type it doesn't mean it's right. - Lorek

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Indeed!

Said I'd see her in the week (plus I'll have moolah by then, which helps) so you never know.

Of course, the only problem is that if I buy a packet of blobs beforehand, I'm scuppering my chance at how's your father, and if I go unequipped, I'm still scuppering a leg over. Still, can always blag a promise for the night after like.

Wait, what?

Honestly, what language are you speaking?

It sure don't sound like english.

You too, KingCracker. No profanity. - Lorek



That card made me laugh something fierce.
I understood what he said....at least I think I did mostly. And I agree, MDG you need to flirt around with some random women when shes around. She called you to basically know where you were. That wasnt an accident, she was checking up on you to see if you were available at that moment.
I honestly think your Italian friend, well and truly likes/wants what youve got to offer. At least thats how it works here in the States, you guys are European, I could be mistaking this for a chance at water polo or something

Meh. Wonder what's going to happen if I get that job in Canterbury?

Whilst commutable, I'm not sure I can ever be arsed with a distance relationship after the last one.

Sorry about the tone of the pic, but it was the best I could find tonight, and isn't meant to be a subtle dig. I'm simply rarely that subtle.

But yes, on topic....

GIGGEDY!

Man, ditch the picture, or we'll have those nice right wing folks putting that picture of Michelle Obama as a monkey up on the site with
'but he put a picture of Bush up...etc etc '...

urggghh.

WTF? foreign girls such a random thread -.-.

The original bush picture made even less sense than the one with Barrack Obama being The Joker.

It was about the only one without rows of flag draped coffins behind it that had the intended statement of my successful conquest. Figured people would be more offended by that one.

Mr. Burning wrote:Men are never to understand women, never, IF it happens the world will cease to exist.

Then again, My wife basically threw herself at me and I just ignored her, played footise under the table during a meal, and I moved away thinking she needed more room...her friends had to basically tell me she was interested...

So....Play dumb, ignore her, and she will be climbing the walls to get at you...or something like that.

This was pretty much my situation too.
She was after me, I wasn't in the mood to notice at the time (having just ended a relationship and wanting 'me' time).
6 months later and we were together.

Still no closer to understanding them, though.

MDG, I take it you were successful at the horizontal mambo, then?

Oh yes! I shall spare details of course.