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Slarg232 wrote:Yeah, I got nothin.

MUAHAHAHA!

Why don't we all meet in the middle?

Well as Vikings actually existed and the whole Romantic Pirate legend was begun by Robert Louis Stevenson in Treasure Island, who had never so much as set foot on a sailing ship much less a buccaneer vessel, I think its pretty clear who is the winner here .
Ok now that's out of the system onto the women. Neither side really wins here. Pirate 'wenches' were flea ridden hives of STIs who found baths unhygienic and applied make up with a metaphorical trowel. Viking women weren't much better though with the same flea and hygiene problems.
So it boils down to rum vs mead basically. Neither were close to what we would call their modern derivative though. So its basically rancid coconut milk vs alcoholic dish water. Ohh the choices......
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Also Vikings were pirates BOOM HEADSHOT

chowderhead13 wrote:Why don't we all meet in the middle?

There is no Viking there, so I'm game.

The watermelon that will save us all. Peace can be achieved.

Pirates > Vikings

So long as Shadowbrand the slayer of dragons the master of abortions the bringer of debauchery the lord of beer still draws breath!

THERE IS NO PEACE!

Maybe not peace, bu a ceasefire. So we can gather the fleet and raid the Caribbean...

Nay. I have my sights set on the English shores!

"Can we stop with these immature polls please? hurrrrr"

Oh sorry, I was being a total ballbag there for a minute.

Vikings would win, hands down.

Why else would they have a prayer written specifically about them because they're so scary?

"Oh Lord, from the fury of the Northmen deliver us."

Vikings own.

^

Thank you monster rain for your vote to the true masters of fear and mayhem.

But honestly these threads are a million times better then "srs politics! or is Jebus real or not" threads!

Monster Rain wrote:Why else would they have a prayer written specifically about them because they're so scary?

"Oh Lord, from the fury of the Northmen deliver us."

Vikings own.

Little known fact: That was inspired by the Kurgan, not the Viqueens.

Pirates > Vikings

Shadowbrand wrote:^

Thank you monster rain for your vote to the true masters of fear and mayhem.

But honestly these threads are a million times better then "srs politics! or is Jebus real or not" threads!

How about this one?


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Slarg232 wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:Why else would they have a prayer written specifically about them because they're so scary?

"Oh Lord, from the fury of the Northmen deliver us."

Vikings own.

Little known fact: That was inspired by the Kurgan, not the Viqueens.

From Highlander?

@Monster rain.

No alchohol No women... no violence Not worth the hair on my beard!

@Darthbob.

That Warrior Woman I posted is superior to your STD laden pirate skanks.

Monster Rain wrote:Automatically Appended Next Post:

Slarg232 wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:Why else would they have a prayer written specifically about them because they're so scary?

"Oh Lord, from the fury of the Northmen deliver us."

Vikings own.

Little known fact: That was inspired by the Kurgan, not the Viqueens.

From Highlander?

Nah, from Warhammer Fantasy, yargh.

I've noticed the poll has always been slightly more to the Vikings favor. The pirates are close.

But I'll be the one drinking rum on the beach with the wenches.

....But sunburnt horribly.

Shadowbrand wrote:I've noticed the poll has always been slightly more to the Vikings favor. The pirates are close.

But I'll be the one drinking rum on the beach with the wenches.

I thought you were a viking? That sounds piratey.

Yes, I'm sure of it.

Shadowbrand wrote:I'm uh..... I'm a gay viking.

Well Monster Rain I'm already there. Didn't you see me kill them all with Mjolnir?

And no Viking let's liquor nor women go to waste!

Shadowbrand wrote:

@Darthbob.

That Warrior Woman I posted is superior to your STD laden pirate skanks.

Not really.



Agrees this one does. Rum for all, there is.

Shadowbrand wrote:Well Monster Rain I'm already there. Didn't you see me kill them all with Mjolnir?

Touche.

Shadowbrand wrote:
@Darthbob.

That Warrior Woman I posted is superior to your STD laden pirate skanks

Except where Viking women's crotches look like Viking men's faces.

You and your filthy, chunky, hairy, beer-gutted women.

Have you actually seen Scandinavian women?

Darth Bob wrote:

Except where Viking women's crotches look like Viking men's faces.

You and your filthy, chunky, hairy, beer-gutted women.

Burned.



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Shadowbrand wrote:Have you actually seen Scandinavian women?

If Scandanavian women were so hot, why the hell were the vikings buggering of and trying to steal women from other lands?

Shadowbrand wrote:Have you actually seen Scandinavian women?

I'm going to guess: No.

LOOK AT HER LOOK AT HER AND FAP!

And to answer your question.

Because we wanted to bone everything known to man... were Hardcore-Sexuals.

Shadowbrand wrote:

LOOK AT HER LOOK AT HER AND FAP!

Fist I have to ask how old she is.

Old enough.

Pirate Wench trumps Scandanavian ditz.

You sir are mistaken!

There is only one way to settle this.

To baptize myself in the holy flames of Metal and purge the non-believers from the realm of dakka dakka!

Pirates come from all over the world. We have a much bigger variety of beautiful women than you.

Also, the face is okay, but eveything below the belt looks like this: