| Author |
Message |
 |
|
|
|
|
Advert
|
Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
- No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
- Times and dates in your local timezone.
- Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
- Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
- Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now. |
|
 |
2014/09/04 01:33:04
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Grovelin' Grot
|
Here's mine
"uh sir... why do you wear that stupid hat?"
|
|
|
 |
|
2014/09/04 01:35:09
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
|
"Feth you, I won't do what you tell me!"
|
It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 01:36:28
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Longtime Dakkanaut
|
"I think we should retreat."
|
"Bringer of death, speak your name, For you are my life, and the foe's death." - Litany of the Lasgun
 2500 points
 1500 points
 1250 points
 1000 points |
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 01:39:16
Subject: Re:The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
Inside Yvraine
|
"but I love her"
|
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 01:40:33
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Monstrously Massive Big Mutant
|
"Who's the Emperor?"
|
Life: An incomprehensible, endless circle of involuntary self-destruction.
 12,000
    14,000
 11,000
|
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 01:41:25
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Enigmatic Chaos Sorcerer
|
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Slaanesh? (Or other chaos god)
|
- Wayne
Formerly WayneTheGame |
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 01:47:59
Subject: Re:The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Commander of the Mysterious 2nd Legion
|
"I don't think we can win and the Imperium is doomed"
|
Opinions are not facts please don't confuse the two |
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 01:49:19
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Speed Drybrushing
|
*Bites lower lip and rubs on the commissar's crotch*
I win! No words needed!
|
|
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/09/04 01:49:53
|
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 01:49:29
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Powerful Phoenix Lord
|
Um sir? You know, technically we failed on your Leadership.
|
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 01:53:33
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Irked Necron Immortal
|
Perhaps we should join the Gue'vesa(tau).
Can we keep this xeno's? it's so cute.
|
Everything I say, barring quotes and researched information, is my personal opinion. Not fact.
"Being into 40k but not the background is like being into porn but not masturbation..." - Kain
"I barely believe my dice are not sentient and conspiring against me." - knas ser |
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 01:56:07
Subject: Re:The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
|
Sir? You remember that amasec the Lord General gave you? You know, when you got your arm bitten off by a carnifex dragging him to safety?
...it was incredible.
|
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 01:59:30
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Heroic Senior Officer
|
"I think..."
|
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 02:10:04
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Longtime Dakkanaut
|
Nothing like refusing a challenge and taking a ld test on my conscripts' ld5. And then shooting someone.
|
|
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/09/04 02:10:19
"Bringer of death, speak your name, For you are my life, and the foe's death." - Litany of the Lasgun
2500 points
1500 points
1250 points
1000 points |
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 02:27:54
Subject: Re:The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Stoic Grail Knight
|
"Here's to you guys getting nerf'ed next codex cycle!"
|
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 02:39:07
Subject: Re:The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Grey Knight Psionic Stormraven Pilot
California
|
[Guardsman] I call for a vote... Raise a hands for those who say I should be In charge.....
 *BANG*
[Commissar] Anyone else care to call for a vote?
|
|
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/09/04 02:39:40
 2500pts 2000 |
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 02:41:44
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
|
But I really have to go... [Bang!]
|
For the guy who leaves it all on the field (because he doesn't pick up after the game).
Keep on rolling   |
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 02:46:49
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Sickening Carrion
|
"I may or may not have lost the keys to the baneblade."
|
Fantasy: Tomb Kings, Dark Elves, Wood Elves, Lizardmen, Daemons
40k: Daemon Hunters (GK,MT allied), Tallarn Armored Battle Group, Night Lords.
Firestorm Armada/Firestorm Planetfall: Dindrenzi
"I will lay down my bones among the rocks and roots of the deepest hollow, next to the streambed.
The quiet hum of the earth's dreaming is my new song."
|
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 02:58:21
Subject: Re:The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Pustulating Plague Priest
|
Hey commie! Commie! Emperor's arseplate let me tell you those chaos guys know how to PARTY! While you ran away like every commissar does every once in a while, me and the rest of castellan squad were just hanging with them. Granted, it was a little too much for some of 'em, but hey, it's not for everyone. That chaos lord guy Krangash told us about what they were doing was more to get rid of the emperor. To be fair who can blame him? You know what we need? Democracy. (Goes on rant about democracy) Anyway, they were just looking for a detour to get to Terra, so me and the squad pointed them to the direction and they were on their way. It would have been pretty rude to help a chap out and immediately blow open his ship, so we were kind enough to disable the orbital defence cannons. They said they're coming with a bigger party in a few hours! This one's supposed to cover the whole PLANET! Oh yeah, there were party favors too, and I swear these are some of the BEST you can find. Some of us got a few tentacles, others some spikes on their backs. You got to see mine though commie, I can open my mouth a whole 180*!
Anyway, in the end, we had to leave and walked away from the chaos temple, but I think we all had a pretty good ti- *BLAM!*
|
 Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! |
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 03:03:20
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Archmagos Veneratus Extremis
On the Internet
|
"So some of the guys said the only reason you have a bolt pistol is because you have a tiny -" *BLAM*
|
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 03:13:05
Subject: Re:The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
|
"I don't wanna!".
|
Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 03:13:50
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Steadfast Grey Hunter
|
Comissar: Private, take that melta bomb and run to that enemy bunker and make it blow....
Private: no sir, i want to live more than 15 seconds sir
Comissar: its a order, Private!!!!
Private: sir, i have name, and where i came from we belive in two things, firts names and rights, so i have the right to refuse your order that surely kill me, so call me Chad (  flashgitz) before i suit your a  to terra
Whole Platoon: YAAAAAAY!!!! (cheering and clapping)
BAGN.... BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG (comissar shoting the motionless body on the ground)
Comissar: so anyone else belives on rights (while changing the empty clip of his bolt pistol)
.... (akward silent)
Platoon: KILL THE HERETICS!!!!!! (charging to the enemy bunkers everyone carrying melta and krack granades)
|
|
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2014/09/04 03:15:17
|
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 03:19:39
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Heroic Senior Officer
|
''No''
|
|
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 03:26:06
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Regular Dakkanaut
|
Channeling Val Kilmer from the movie "Willow: "Tempting, but no".
|
|
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2014/09/04 03:33:14
|
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 03:38:31
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
|
I love this one. Think I deserves a win.
|
For the guy who leaves it all on the field (because he doesn't pick up after the game).
Keep on rolling |
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 03:54:23
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Archmagos Veneratus Extremis
On the Internet
|
*After seven hours in the back of a Chimera* "I spy with my little eye something black and shiny." *BLAM*
----------------------
*After the Commisar gets off a mission where he had to accompany Ogryns inside of a Chimera*
"What in the warp is that thrice-damned smell? Did you roll in something dead sir?"
-------------------------
"The Emperor isn't so tough. I mean he's just a corpse on a throne!"
-------------------------
"Look, all I'm saying is that some of those Tau were making sense is all. I mean why fight when we can work together?"
------------------------
"Man those Daemonettes look hot."
------------------------
"I really don't see the big deal about mutations. I mean I could imagine a whole bunch of reasons why it'd be great to have an extra set of arms!"
------------------------
"I bet you just didn't get hugged enough as a child."
------------------------
*six hours of 'Henry the Eighth'*
------------------------
"You ever wonder why the Emperor never showed up sooner to help humanity?"
-------------------------
"What do you mean I have to give the Ogryns flea baths?"
-------------------------
"Those Thousand Sons sure are snazzy dressers."
-------------------------
"I bet you're only a Commissar because you f***ed your way to the position!"
|
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 05:18:47
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Boom! Leman Russ Commander
|
I need to stay home today. I've got a docters note.
*Hands over note that reads "Epstien needs to stay home today for he is sick. Signed, Epstien's mother's docter".*
|
|
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 05:23:23
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Boosting Space Marine Biker
|
"We can't drive closer, sir!"
|
 Innocentia Nihil Probat.
 Son of Dorn |
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 05:36:25
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
|
I can' go further, my legs are aching!
|
|
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 06:06:52
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Los Gatos, CA
|
"That's not what your mother said last night."
|
BAO 2015 : Best Space Wolves.
The best battle plans are the simplest. Just run forward and punch your enemy in the face. |
|
|
|
|
2014/09/04 08:26:12
Subject: The stupidest thing you could ever say to a commissar.
|
|
Humorless Arbite
|
What would the Emperor do?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Marines 1850 1 - 0 - 0
210 points Trolls 9 - 0 - 3 
Member of 
DKoK Blog:
Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, 
Order of the Silver Hand