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Oski Bugmansson wrote:You know that a thread is great when it is blocked by ing parental controls
You sir are a genius of the lowest class
... I just saw the Jesus... wow... why haven't you been lynched

I would credit my general good looks and genial personality.
Lower strata geniuses like myself come equipped standard with it, along with the innate ability to bypass content filters.
And now you know.
And knowing is half the battle.

G I Jooooooooooooeee.

Awww yeah, its the top of a new page, and you know what that means. Contentsplosion.
Heres what I've got for today: My first GS press mold, an attempt at sculpting Genestealer Trollface, IrishStealer WIP (needs a pot of gold and a beer, and stomping a snake), and a very special treat and first time appearance of Tyranid breasts.

I ordered a bunch of Reaper minis for conversion parts, and was inspired by their mascot, Sophie the Succubus.


So I made my own:

Here we go.

The words 'prolapse', 'cloaca' and 'tagnut' have all been used before on dakka, but never in the same post. Presenting my first Tervigon, with magnetised Gaunt pupa:











Got four more in a semi-built state, to be put together when this has passed through the paint queue.

Lindsay, can I just say that I love that you go outside for photos?
Lightbox? Eff that, I orbit a ball of plasma.
And it works. It works really damn well.

Oh snap, I so wanted to make a trollface Deathleaper... ninja'd!

So I stumbled on to this thread the other night and thought what the hell, then I looked at it from a different point of view. What would it look like if the tervigon did birth em? Then i saw your pic dt and lindsay and i thought to myself guess that is what it would look like. either way love the thread, the boobs are pretty damn funny. My grammar is not so bad but that punctuation thing kills me.

Heya I have a thought for your Irish Nid



Dwarves from WHFB have beer mugs.

And as far as your Jewish Moyle goes you should have an entire unit of those nids because they give a whole new meaning to the 40k term "rending"

Some of the other people who do P&M Blogs have edited the first post to contain a table of contents, so people know what pages have which pics on them. Might I recommend something like that for this blog? It seems like it might help newcomers to your fanbase, Doom.


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Also, love the leprechaun nid.

Thanks for that suggestion Jim.

Having broken new Dakka ground with the first use of the words Cloaca, Prolapse and Tagnut in the same post, I've now uploaded the first gallery pic with the tag 'Chuckle Brothers'. I can't think of anywhere else to showcase it other than this thread.



Maybe you could make some Chuckle Brothers Genestealers, DT?

Ahm chargin mah lazer

Facepalm fail... While making "Gene Simmons"...
I made Richard Simmons. Wtf.

Doomthumbs wrote:Facepalm fail... While making "Gene Simmons"...
I made Richard Simmons. Wtf.

Well at this point Richard Simmons would fit in this crowd just fine; someone would have wanted you to make a gay Genestealer at some point anyhow.

I'm pretty sure Richard sweated to the oldies and the ladies.

Huh, I step out for a few weeks, and now the thread is full of new offensive and disgusting things, like a boil of creativity being lanced with a box of plastic pieces.

One-eighth of me approves of Irish-nid.

Doomthumbs wrote:I'm pretty sure Richard sweated to the oldies and the ladies.

When I thought of the Simmons thing, I too had a mental hesitation and had to double check between which guy in my head was Sweatin' to the Oldies Richard and the other Gene a la KISS.

Richard *is* funnier, and Gene, well, like I said, already long-tongued and daemonic, so not much of a stretch.

Has the great Tyranid Pwnography thread died?! What a sad, sad day.... But yeah, any updates soon Doomthumbs?

Its not dead, just sleeping as I work on CSM. If it gets poked with a stick, it will still moan and wave a hand.,
I'll revive it soon, mostly painting updates, but the sad truth is that paying off student loans and That I can field 2 full tyranid armies (Oh for FOCs sake!), the nids won't be growing any time soon.

CSM (Dirty Nurgle, of course.) are in the works, expanding a joint custody chaos faction. I also got modeling work stripping and breaking apart, then rebuilding a nid force that was put together by some maniac, and I might post pics from that.

But yeah, definite dormancy unless someone requests something really great/ I miracle into some more disposable nids. (Trust me, I'm arguing with the Nid comission guy to just let me go to town on this force, since its all big bugs and such.)

Sad to hear this thread going into hibernation... Will you be posting pics of your nurgle marines?

The Leprachaun stealer absoutely made my day.
How about a little pot of gold that he can guard?

Ratius wrote:The Leprachaun stealer absoutely made my day.
How about a little pot of gold that he can guard?

And that just became his new base. I'll plug it with something and have my GS coins filled in. Rainbow out the rear too much?

Doomthumbs wrote:And that just became his new base. I'll plug it with something and have my GS coins filled in. Rainbow out the rear too much?

No, no, not at all!!

I have a pot or two of shining gold.

I've never laughed out loud by reading a forum thread before, congrats on that front due to the below pic.



I hope you get time to do some more, I'm looking forward to the summer one in a dress with hat if you do it.

So I was sketching ideas for Primes and Warriors built as banner bearers and cavalry. Posted it on my P&M blog, where it was pointed out the the top-right drawing has a place in this thread:

The important thing is that they seem to be enjoying themselves.
Also liking the wrist mounted devourer. Might have to steal that.
Is that a prehensile clawed wang? You win, sir. You win.

The idea was that there's a quadrupedal Warrior, with a symbiotic 'rider' with atrophied legs sitting/merging on its midsection. Now I'm even more inclined to think that the Zoat-like centaur in the bottom left quarter is the way to go for my fleet, at least for the first unit*... I'll leave realising the willygaunt to you for now

*armed as per your suggestion in that other thread, sounds interesting and I want to do these wristvourers.


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Oooooh, I see what you mean by the wang. No, it's a lower arm from a Genestealer.

Still like the idea of a Warrior standing erect with a big ol' willygaunt, though.

Still breathing!
Got some nid updates, some requests filled out, and a preview of my forthcoming nurgle thread, wherein I actually paint stuff in addition to conversions.

First up is a ripper that Lindsay inspired, gotta love the spider legs for faster scuttlin'.
Then, the much requested "Creep" Genestealer, with his arms t-rexin. Needs some body work and a mustache.
A while back, I mentioned some "Special" eldar rangers. Here they are. Each painted a color of the Power Rangers. Love these guys.
And then a front and back shot of my Nurgle Sorc. I've sculpted a bunch of nurgly tubes and infestation points in addition to 3 sets of nurgle dots.

Got to say, nurgle is pretty easy to convert in that its mostly greenstuff, and the more you mess it up the better it looks. Just smearing it after licking my thumb and then poking it with a toothpick looks pretty good. Or bad, but good. Nurgle.

Nugrle is looking good, power rangers made me a lil sad. But it is the eldar so i guess its ok.