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Wargear: Plot armour, Staff of OtherForumHate, bolt pistol, Tears of Forums
Tears of Forums: The Tears of Forums were created from, well, non-Dakka forums. They count as assault grenades and defensive grenades.
Special Rules: Learn From Games, Get the Other Forums!, Get 'em, Boyz!, Independant Character, Greater Blessing of the Dice Gods, My Gaming is Superior!
My Gaming is Superior!: DakkaGeeks have better tactics than their DakkaNerd brethren. Learn from Games Aspects are improved in the following ways:
Tau: No BS reduction.
Guard: Use of Summary Execution is optional.
Eldar: +1 WS as well.
Dark Eldar: No AS reduction.
Orks: Gains Furious Charge.
Tyranids: Big Bug Spawnz are now D6 per turn.
Space Marines: Gains Combat Tactics.
Necrons: Guns become Gauss.
Grey Knights: No longer a Mary Sue! Also, Staff of OtherForumHate becomes a Force weapon as well.
Sisters of Battle: AP of the bolt pistol increased to AP3.
Adeptus Mechanicus: Imaginary Bionics also grant +1 Strength.
Can upgrade to PAINBIRO, a bigger DakkaGeek. For +70 points, gains +1 Wounds, Attacks and Initiative, as well as the ability to take 2 aspects from Learn From Games. Painbiro has the Sceptre of OtherForumHate, which is a Staff of OtherForumHate which grants +1 Strength. The bolt pistol becomes a Plasma Pistol and Painbiro also has the Interweb Surf special rule.
Interweb Surf: Painbiro looks at other forums, and reports their weaknesses back to Dakka. When fighting an opponent whos army is from another forum, all units in the army have Preferred Enemy against that opponent.
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You have been banned.
The enemy must add -1 to all reserve rolls.
Lord of Dakka
Veteran Gamers may be taken as troops.
Furious Charge, And they shall know no fear, Fearless, Eternal Warrior.
Wargear: Storm Hammer
May be thrown as a s9 AP1 6' Range shot.
Storm Shield
The Stormcannon
S8 AP2 Heavy 6 Blast
Unsure of Points
A Wise Ork once said a profound word: WAAAAAAAGH! Then he got trampled in the incoming stampede! Current Army: Orks (2000+)
Fido198674 wrote:You know, O great dreadlord......who was that first ork to yell WAAGGHH? According to you sig, his name would now be Squishy, or Smooshed, but I wonder.....
Vampirate of Sartosa wrote:Why not? We're making Waaagh Dakka, after all. It could be a fun project, and characterising ourselves on the battlefield might be entertaining.
My thoughts on possible units:
HEAVY SUPPORT
Obviously, LOTS OF TANKS
And everyone is allowed to create rules for themself or other people, as unit upgrades.
So who's up for it?
We need more tanks, right now we only have the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and the Bandwagon.
I don;t have time to post now, so I'm going to suggest some Russes, Land Raiders, etc.
AND DIBS ON THE INEVITABLE BANEBLADE VARIANT.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice.
The exact same as the baneblade, but replace the lascannons with battle cannons.
Then put a twinlinked lascannon as a co-axial weapon on each of these battle cannons.
What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
The exact same as the baneblade, but replace the lascannons with battle cannons.
Then put a twinlinked lascannon as a co-axial weapon on each of these battle cannons.
What did I say? I wanted it, damn you!
Oh well, I'll post Russ rules.
thenoobbomb wrote:What would I be?
Whatever you want to be. Just make a profile for yourself, and don't be too OP. For Example, myself:
Liquidjoshi: 220 points WSBS S T W I A LDSv 5 5 4 4 3 5 3 10 3+/4++
Equipment: Power Armour, Rosarius, Force Weapon, Bolt Pistol, Frag and Krak Grenades, Jump Pack.
Special rules:
Jump Assault: The wings of the Emperor are the best way to get into combat. With this in mind, LiquidJoshi can assault 12", and causes an extra D3 impact hits, made before combat at S4, with armour saves allowed.
Final Vengeance: Liquidjoshi would gladly sacrifice himself for the glory of Dakka. With a last culmination of Psychic might, he causes his physical form to explode with powerful psychic energy. If Liquidjoshi loses his last wound in combat, he may make a psychic test after all blows have been struck. If this is passed, place the small blast template in over LiquidJoshi. Allies can make a fall back move before this psychic test, after all blows have been struck. It uses the following profile:
Range S AP Special
Template 7 2 Assault 1
Assault Initiates: LiquidJoshi may be purchased as a squad leader for any jump infantry. If the rest of his unit is killed, he may join another as though he was an IC. He may not detach unless this unit too is killed.
The foresight: Liquidjoshi is gifted with brief visions of the future. Once per phase, he may reroll one dice, even if it is part of a 2D6 roll, such as that for a morale check.
Psyker** ATSKNF, FNP, Stubborn. (The usual for this part).
**Psychic powers: Hammerhand, Force Shield, Final Vengeance.
EDITS: for Wargear and rules changes. Edited again after the 5th roundup.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice.
Thenoobbomb.......................250 points
Heavy support
WS 6 BS 4 S5 T5 I2 W3 A3 Ld 10 Sv 3+
Wargear:
The bomb of noobs
The bomb of noobs is a massive bomb, wich can be used once per game. When used, a single, non scattering large blast template is placed anywher within 12" of thenoobbomb.
It uses the following profile: S10 AP3 Type: Assault 1, one use only
Armour of the Lord of the Noobs
Thenoobbomb, being the almighty leader of noobs, has a special armor suit. It confers a 3+ save and a 6+ Inv. save.
The Slayer of Helpfull people
The Slayer of Helpfull people is a master crafted Power Weapon.
Special Rules:
The neverending noob
When thenoobbomb is killed, roll a D6. When the result is 4 or higher, thenoobbomb can 'respawn' with all his wounds in the deployment zone.
Wargear: Power Armour, Fragarach, Bolt Pistol, Frag&Krak Grenades.
- The Fragarach is a Power Weapon which allows Durza a single additional attack in combat against a model or unit which has attacked him after all other attacks take place. Note that if he was not attacked, he can't use this ability.
Special Rules: IC, EW, Chaos is still good, right?, Head of steam, I AM DURZA!
Chaos is still good, right?- Durza has all of the marks of Chaos, as it is the only army he plays. Bonuses have been included. His stubborn refusal to abandon the army also gives him the EWUSR.
Head of steam: If a combat Durza is involved in lasts more than two turns, he gets annoyed at his enemies stubborn refusal to die. He gains the Fearless USR and +2 attacks, but Fragarach is no longer a power weapon as, instead of his attacks become more random.
I AM DURZA!: When Durza takes his last wound, he stops pretending to be Alpharius and, with a fearsome warcry strikes a final blow against his enemies. This attack is at WS 10. It can either take the form of three S6 attacks against a unit, or one S10 attack against an IC or Monstrous Creature. If Head of Steam is active, the attack still counts as being done by a power weapon.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it.
you Have too put in THIS UNIT under heavy support...
TROLLs and not magical kind...
Stats:
WS-1 BS-2 S-0 T-6 W-2 A-1 Ld-8 Sv6+
Unit Composition 2-3
Unit type Infantry
Wargear civvies clothing
Keyboard
words
Special Rules
troll herd: Troll can never be 2" far apart from another Troll.
Pain of the Internet: when Trolls attack from more than 16" away, all hits are automatic wounds.
Troll face: when activated roll a D6 if it lands on a 1 then all enemy units in range, (excluding vehicles) role for saving throughs.
Last in the Universe: You can't field more than two full squads of trolls at a time.
Equipment Stats Keyboard is a normal Power weapon
Words: Range 64" Strength 6 AP 5 Heavy 1
Words can only be used by a single troll squad, (herd) a turn
Fluff
Legend has it that the Trolls were once a powerful race with many Brothers in each herd, (cause they have no girlfriends). the lengend says that they were so powerful that with 5 words could change the very topic of an entire forum world. But after a cataclysmic advent which is known as, Dawn of the world around most Trolls left their caves underground, (basements) and in the mountains, (Attics) and discovered the world a new world around them. But some Trolls bond be blood and internet banished all trolls that left their caves. These banished Trolls are now called Politicians and Tax collecters, (not offending, just joking ). there were only six trolls left until they left their caves on a quest to end the new world as they saw it as threat to their existence. these 6 trolls are the last of their kind and they intend on destroying all.
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There's already a troll entry... Though I can't really say it's better. Bias and all.
Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it.
Durza wrote:There's already a troll entry... Though I can't really say it's better. Bias and all.
I only now realised, oops... and it was posted by non other than you, (dramatically straightens arm and points finger! with lightning in the background) Durza... oh well you beat me to it along time ago.
CHARGE! DreadlordME!'s furious Charge grants him +2 I and +2 S instead of the normal 1.
NO SPAM! If the enemy has 2 units attacking Dreadlord ME!'s unit his unit gains +1 Attack and +1 Strength.
Bloodlust Dreadlord ME suffers D6 S4 hits a turn.
Rage Deep Strike
Storm Shield
The Axe of Ages All attacks always inflict instant death and he rolls and additional 2D6 for AP
Artificer Armour
Jump Pack
Frag, Krak, Blind grenades.
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A Wise Ork once said a profound word: WAAAAAAAGH! Then he got trampled in the incoming stampede! Current Army: Orks (2000+)
Fido198674 wrote:You know, O great dreadlord......who was that first ork to yell WAAGGHH? According to you sig, his name would now be Squishy, or Smooshed, but I wonder.....
The bomb of noobs is a massive bomb, wich can be used once per game. When used, a single, non scattering large blast template is placed anywher within 12" of thenoobbomb.
It uses the following profile: S10 AP3 Type: Assault 1, one use only
Just because of your name, I kinda prefer the idea that the detonation of the bomb would kill your model (i.e. you literally are a noob bomb).
Pirate Vampire Counts - WIP
Feastmaster Ogre Kingdoms - WIP
Fire Lords Space Marines - working towards 1500pts
Word Bearers Chaos Space Marines - Modelling project
DR:90+S-G+M+B+I++Pwhfb09#-D+A+/eWD354R+++T(S)DM+
In the Chaos Wastes, Killing the Chaos scum of the north
DukeBadham - 249
WS 5/BS 4/S 4/T 6/I 1/A 3/W 4/Ld 10/Sv 2+/5++
Rules: Grave Weakness, He's sick, "I'm blind", Counter-attack, Fat Equipment: Armour of anime, Blade of confusion, Spork of randomness, Gun of filth
Rules
"Grave Weakness": DukeBadham has but one weakness, a weakness so disturbing and vile it can not be named, as such select on enemy character when DukeBadham is deployed, that character has documents contain images of Dules weakness, and he wants them, When DukeBadham charges the selected character, he gains +1 attack and +1 to hit.
"he's sick": Select one enemy unit when DukeBadham deploys, That unit knows the dukes weakness, and are so disgusted that they gain the preffered enemy rule against him.
"I'm Blind": When DukeBadham Charges, The enemy being charged suffer -1 to hit, due to the light from his ginger locks blinding them.
"Fat": DukeBadham has the slow but purposeful rule,but may re-roll the difficult terrain test, if he so wishes.
Eqiupment
Armour of anime: The armour of anime confers a 2+ save and a 5+ invunreble save on DukeBadham
Blade of confusion: blade of confusion is a two handed weapon that give Duke +1 strength and allows no saves of any kind, because the enemy is too confused
Gun of filth: the gun of filth is a pistol with the following profile: Range 16"/S 4/AP 4/type Pistol But DukeBadham may forfeit is shooting to use the following phsycic power: Hentai Bomb: range/strength/ap/type 60" / 6 / 3/ assualt 1 blast If DukeBadham uses this power he may not assault that turn
Spork of randomness is random, and counts as defensive grenades
What do you think
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hey, does someone want to make me some rules, I am 13 and new to hobby. Blond, and have a dragster as a transport. I love vanilla marines and going fast. wouldnt like to have a force org slot, but want to be independent. I always convert everything.
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Smoke Launchers
Night Scythe
S4 AP1 Assault 2
Quantum Shielding
Living Metal
Flickerfield
Automatically Appended Next Post: Dedicated Transport
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A Wise Ork once said a profound word: WAAAAAAAGH! Then he got trampled in the incoming stampede! Current Army: Orks (2000+)
Fido198674 wrote:You know, O great dreadlord......who was that first ork to yell WAAGGHH? According to you sig, his name would now be Squishy, or Smooshed, but I wonder.....
Rules: Grave Weakness, He's sick, "I'm blind", Counter-attack, Fat Equipment: Armour of anime, Blade of confusion, Spork of randomness, Gun of filth
Rules
"Grave Weakness": DukeBadham has but one weakness, a weakness so disturbing and vile it can not be named, as such select on enemy character when DukeBadham is deployed, that character has documents contain images of Dules weakness, and he wants them, When DukeBadham charges the selected character, he gains +1 attack and +1 to hit.
"he's sick": Select one enemy unit when DukeBadham deploys, That unit knows the dukes weakness, and are so disgusted that they gain the preffered enemy rule against him.
"I'm Blind": When DukeBadham Charges, The enemy being charged suffer -1 to hit, due to the light from his ginger locks blinding them.
"Fat": DukeBadham has the slow but purposeful rule,but may re-roll the difficult terrain test, if he so wishes.
Eqiupment
Armour of anime: The armour of anime confers a 2+ save and a 5+ invunreble save on DukeBadham
Blade of confusion: blade of confusion is a two handed weapon that give Duke +2 strength and allows no saves of any kind, because the enemy is too confused
Gun of filth: the gun of filth is a pistol with the following profile: Range 16"/S 4/AP 4/type Pistol But DukeBadham may forfeit is shooting to use the following phsycic power: Hentai Bomb: range/strength/ap/type 60" / 6 / 3/ assualt 1 blast If DukeBadham uses this power he may not assault that turn
What do you think
Should cost a lot more than 170 IMO, especially considering the sword that ignores all saves. You've left out the Spork of randomness too. And there's no apostrophe in 'wants'.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it.
hey, does someone want to make me some rules, I am 13 and new to hobby. Blond, and have a dragster as a transport. I love vanilla marines and going fast. wouldnt like to have a force org slot, but want to be independent. I always convert everything. anyone?
Captainsolstice: You can do your own, unless you know someone who will do it for you. Feel free to jump in by making your own IC, but we can;t do one for everyone who wants one, just ourselves and well known members (such as Kroothawk, etc).
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice.
In the Chaos Wastes, Killing the Chaos scum of the north
Durza wrote:
DukeBadham wrote:
Spoiler:
DukeBadham - 170
WS 5/BS 5/S 4/T 6/I 2/A 3/W 3/Ld 10/Sv 2+/5++
Rules: Grave Weakness, He's sick, "I'm blind", Counter-attack, Fat
Equipment: Armour of anime, Blade of confusion, Spork of randomness, Gun of filth
Rules
"Grave Weakness": DukeBadham has but one weakness, a weakness so disturbing and vile it can not be named, as such select on enemy character when DukeBadham is deployed, that character has documents contain images of Dules weakness, and he wants them, When DukeBadham charges the selected character, he gains +1 attack and +1 to hit.
"he's sick": Select one enemy unit when DukeBadham deploys, That unit knows the dukes weakness, and are so disgusted that they gain the preffered enemy rule against him.
"I'm Blind": When DukeBadham Charges, The enemy being charged suffer -1 to hit, due to the light from his ginger locks blinding them.
"Fat": DukeBadham has the slow but purposeful rule,but may re-roll the difficult terrain test, if he so wishes.
Eqiupment
Armour of anime: The armour of anime confers a 2+ save and a 5+ invunreble save on DukeBadham
Blade of confusion: blade of confusion is a two handed weapon that give Duke +2 strength and allows no saves of any kind, because the enemy is too confused
Gun of filth: the gun of filth is a pistol with the following profile:
Range 16"/S 4/AP 4/type Pistol
But DukeBadham may forfeit is shooting to use the following phsycic power:
Hentai Bomb:
range/strength/ap/type
60" / 6 / 3/ assualt 1 blast
If DukeBadham uses this power he may not assault that turn
What do you think
Should cost a lot more than 170 IMO, especially considering the sword that ignores all saves. You've left out the Spork of randomness too. And there's no apostrophe in 'wants'.
Better now, if not, feel free to tell me your opinion
The machine of dakkadeath
BS:4
FA:14
SA:13
RA:10
The machine of dakkadeath is a Vindicator, with a Multimelta turret, and the fast special rule. It is crewed by Capitansolstice, who tries to imitate the best tank commanders cough chronous cough
Capitansolstice's stats are as follows:
WS 3
BS 6
S 4
T 4
I 6
A 2
W 2
LD 9
SV 2+
He also has the following wargear: Twinlinked plasma pistol, Boltgun, powersword, signium
POINTS: 200
Dakkadeath:255
Here's my addition (that I would make strictly for DakkaDakka if I ever had a spare $200 and about 40 hours):
Looted HammerRaider!
Heavy Support - 550 points
Fast, Skimmer, Tank, Power of the Machine Spirit, 4 Structure Points, Tank Hunter, Extremely Explosive (when last structure point is lost, place one 30" blast marker on the wreck. Deal one Str 9 AP 2 hit on all units under the blast)
Armor..........BS F....S...R.....3(5)
15 15 15
Weapons
StrAp Range Special Rules
Auto-Railer (primary loadout)
Str D AP 1 Unlimited Heavy 5, Lance
Auto-Railer (submunition loadout)
Str 8 AP 3 Unlimited Heavy 5, Large Blast (7"), Wide Scatter (+d6 to scatter roll), Barrage
Missiles What's Are Smart
Str 5 AP 4 60" Assault 25, Ignores Cover, Small Blast (3"), Array (may fire separately at multiple squads, no more that 10 at any one squad)
The Looted HammerRaider is what happens when a Big Mek gets his gobs on several railguns, plasma cannons, lascannons, smart missile systems, missile launchers, plasma capacitors, drones, some really big engines, and other assorted Tau and Imperial bitz, and slaps them on a chassis that used to be two hammerheads and a land raider. Toss in some wildly unstable orky power, and you have yourself the shootiest whatsit that was ever drove by an ork. This thing has a Rail-Minigun, complete with primary loadout and submunitions, a Smart missile array that can engage multiple targets, it can skim high and low across terrain, has see'in spines for knowin' where you is goin', a stolen Tau target lock mad-doc'd onto a targeting squig for accuracy, can turbo boost, has 4 structure points, and can move 12 inches and fire all guns or 24 inches and fire one (with POTMS). Riding proudly atop this airborne monstrosity is Big Meka Omega, proud pilot, owner, and chief resident. What's a looted vehicle for if not living in, anyways?
(I kind of just threw this together because I wanted it on the thread, since the thread is full of win. Any clarifications I need to make?)
The Ravens make their nest in the shadows For the Greater Good!
Coolyo294 100 pts, Upgrade to a unit of Gamers WS: 3 BS: 3 S: 3 T: 3 W: 3 I: 3 A: 2 LD: 9 SV: 4+
Wargear Carapace Armour, Plasma Gun, Plasma Pistol, Power Weapon
Special Rules One Word Response: Coolyo294 is known for giving out responses that consist of only a single word. These responses can shatter the resolve of even the most hardened warriors. Before an enemy unit can assault unit of Gamers that contains Coolyo294, they must take a morale test. If failed, the unit cannot assault that turn. Love of Plasma: Coolyo294 sure does love his Plasma weapons. As a result, any Plasma weapons in the unit Coolyo is a part of gain the TLUSR
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Modhammer: Modhammers are the signature weapons of Moderators. With they smite those who would bring anarchy to forums. Those struck by a Modhammer cannot post for 3 days. The Modhammer is a master-crafted Thunder Hammer that strikes at the model's given Initiative characteristic. In addition, a model struck by a Modhammer that is not killed outrite is effectively stunned, and may not perform any actions in the following turn.
Edit All Tool: Moderators use the Edit All Tool to edit any posts considered offensive or otherwise counter to the Rules. The Edit All Tool is a psychic shooting attack, with the following profile:
Range: 24 Str 6 AP 3 Assault 2 Pinning
Admin: Moderators do not have the restrictions that bind regular users. Units with the Admin rule strike at +2 initiative when assaulting. They also automatically pass all psychic checks and are not bound by Line of Sight restrictions. They can see all!
May be upgraded to an Administrator for 50 pts. An Administrator adds +1 to all of its profile characteristics. In addition, any friendly unit (except for Trolls and Haters)within 18 inches is considered Relentless, for being good posters and sticking to the rules.
May replace Modhammer with a Banhammer, for 30 pts. Any wounds taken from the Banhammer inflict Instant Death, regardless of any special rules that would prevent it.
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'Fenris. The fortress of the Sixth Legion Astartes, called - forgive me - the Space Wolves. The fortress is known as the Fang. Am I right?'
'Yes. Except only an idiot calls it the Fang.' - Skarssen Skarssenson - Prospero Burns
2000 points. Win:23 Draw:3 Lost:3
Then he got trampled in the incoming stampede! 
~4100
~1660
oh well you beat me to it along time ago.
Pirate Vampire Counts - WIP
Feastmaster Ogre Kingdoms - WIP
Fire Lords Space Marines - working towards 1500pts
Word Bearers Chaos Space Marines - Modelling project
BLU
The Ravens make their nest in the shadows 
For the Greater Good! 