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Next top hit? "Everything is heresy, when you're part of the Inquisition?"

 Da krimson barun wrote:
Vorpal....change the size of those letters to giant or get out of mah thread.

Done and done

And I mean done

good. Iz thinked up da title of a new song: do you want to build a gargant?

 Da krimson barun wrote:
good. Iz thinked up da title of a new song: do you want to build a gargant?

I can't exalt this enough! Krimson barun, you are doing Gork's work!

this is pure genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

to the tune of "We didn't start the Fire" (decided to keep 'space monkey' in )


Abhuman, Games Day, Eye of Terror, Sky Ray
Nurgle rot, rigger grot, Dakka bingo

Imperial Knight, CC weapon, Mutilator, War in Heaven
Wraithlord, Swarmlord, Lelith Hesperax

Eisenhorn, Virus bomb, Death Ray, Abaddon
Marbo, Istvaan 5, Bolt shell in the eye

Spire tower, Celestine, life-making Norn Queen
Marneus, Termagaunt, 6+ save goodbye

We didn't start the Waaaagh!
Armageddon's been burning
Since Angron's incursion
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
We didn't incite it
But we came to fight it

Castellan Crowe, Zhukov, Ibram Gaunt and Kyrinov
Horus Heresy novella, Kommando Snikrot

Erebus, Kor Phaeron, Aun-shi, Angron
Drop pod planetfall, Alpha Legion plot

Demiurg, Space Marine, Banshee mask, Conversion beam
Ork Rokkit, Snakebite Clan, Missionary, Silas Hand

Pedro, pinning test, Necromunda, Possessed
Jetbike race, Mechanicus, Adeptus Astartes

We didn't start the Waaaagh!
Armageddon's been burning
Since Angron's incursion
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
We didn't incite it
But we came to fight it

The Rock, Karanak, Mat Ward, Fast Attack
Farsight, cocked die, Malcador the Sigillite

Hyperion, Vox call, Master-crafted re-roll
Short measure, warlord died, just another green tide

Lasgun volley, Necrontyr, space monkey, Repentia
Forge World, Draigo, Chaos is a no-go

Rolled a 2, Heresy, Sororital Ecclesiarchy
Gue’vesa, Rhino, Imperial Eagle logo

We didn't start the Waaaagh!
Armageddon's been burning
Since Angron's incursion
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
We didn't incite it
But we came to fight it

Webway, Biel Tan, Goff Ork Rock band
Fulgrim, Fuegan, Tyranid invasion

Guardsmen are from Cadia, Legio Titanica
Old One Eye, plastic men, rage quit then start again

Power Maul, Carnifex, Parasite of Mortrex
‘How I would play’, Baneblade, here comes a Black Crusade

We didn't start the Waaaagh!
Armageddon's been burning
Since Angron's incursion
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
We didn't incite it
But we came to fight it

Board control, narrow win, M’kar back again
Precision shot, flying Rok, Cadian Gate, kick a grot
Void Dragon, Ld 9, needs a better statline
‘Wiped out to a man’, expect the Inquisition

Casting Fortune, Dorn’s pride, heavy flamer, termicide
Mind bullets, vanguard vets, krak grenades, Squigg pets
Land Raider open door, galaxy wide eternal war
Huron and the Badab war, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the Waaaagh!
Armageddon's been burning
Since Angron's incursion
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
We didn't incite it
But we came to fight it

We didn't start the Waaaagh!
But when we move on
Will they still fight on, and on, and on, and on...

Hahahha, brilliant! Have an exalt!

*Breaks mouse by rapid exalt button clicking*

Whats funny is I did something like this a few weeks ago, under the title let us waaagh!
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/611424.page

I still want to see a parody of "I Have A Dream" from Tangled.

 Happyjew wrote:
I still want to see a parody of "I Have A Dream" from Tangled.

Or, along the same lines, "Ghazzy Knows Best" (or maybe Zogwart, since he jives with a witch better). "I Have A Dream" would be great though!

The we didnt start a fire one was brilliant, kudos.
Great fit to a cool song.

I also demand that this be Dawn of Awesome'd!

This thread is forever-sub'd. Laughing so hard, my co-workers think I'm deranged

Kali, is it bad that I read that in Louis Armstrong's voice?

 Happyjew wrote:
Kali, is it bad that I read that in Louis Armstrong's voice?

Haha, same!

 Kali wrote:

Nice

"You want to go outside
Oh why
Rapunzork?

Look at you as fragile as a grot
Still a little spawnling with gout
You know why we stay in dis operashun chamba
(I knows dat but)
Dats right so I can replace your brain with a squiiiig.

Guess I knew dis day was coming
When you'd want to join da rest
Soon but not yet
(BUT!)
Shudup Trust me git
GROTSNIK KNOWS BEST!

GROTSNIK KNOWS BEST!
Its a unorky WAAAAAGH out der.

GROTSNIK KNOWS BEST!
Wun WAAAAAAGH! Or annuver
Somefing will krump you I swear

Ruffiorks,humies
Steelboyz tyragitz
Warbosses and stormshootas
Da explody deff
(NO!)
Yes!
(BUT!)
Also large bugz
Demonz wiv pointy teef
Shudup!no more your upsettin meeee!

Grotsniks right here
Grotsnik will take your brain
Boy ere's wot I suggest

Skip da dakka
Stay wiv doktor
Doktor knows best

Go ahead get run over by a rhino
Go ahead and get morked
Im just your doktor wot do I know?
I only bashed your head in and orknapped you

Go ahead and leave me ere
Go and let me die alone,be my git
When itz rally zoggin late youll see
Doktor knows best

GROTSNIK KNOWS BEST!
Take it from your zoggy
On your own you'll be eaten alive

Unorky under armed
Stoopid,clumzy
You wont survive

Guillible naive
Posi....posit...POSITIVLEY gitty
Derpy and a bit vague

Plus you iz gettin really zoggin fat
Im just sayin cause I love experimention on yooooouuuuu

Grotsnik understands
Grotsniks here to help
Just do wot I say

Rapunzork
(yes)
Dont ever ask to leave dis operashun chamba again
(roight zogwart)

Oh I love cuttin your ead open very much grot
(I love cuttin your ead open more)
I love cuttin your ead open more ha!

Dont fergit it
You'll zoggin regret it
GROTSNIK KNOWS BEST!"
"Wait wot was dat about me ead-aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!"

 Da krimson barun wrote:
"You want to go outside
Oh why
Rapunzork?

Look at you as fragile as a grot
Still a little spawnling with gout
You know why we stay in dis operashun chamba
(I knows dat but)
Dats right so I can replace your brain with a squiiiig.

Guess I knew dis day was coming
When you'd want to join da rest
Soon but not yet
(BUT!)
Shudup Trust me git
GROTSNIK KNOWS BEST!

GROTSNIK KNOWS BEST!
Its a unorky WAAAAAGH out der.

GROTSNIK KNOWS BEST!
Wun WAAAAAAGH! Or annuver
Somefing will krump you I swear

Ruffiorks,humies
Steelboyz tyragitz
Warbosses and stormshootas
Da explody deff
(NO!)
Yes!
(BUT!)
Also large bugz
Demonz wiv pointy teef
Shudup!no more your upsettin meeee!

Grotsniks right here
Grotsnik will take your brain
Boy ere's wot I suggest

Skip da dakka
Stay wiv doktor
Doktor knows best

Go ahead get run over by a rhino
Go ahead and get morked
Im just your doktor wot do I know?
I only bashed your head in and orknapped you

Go ahead and leave me ere
Go and let me die alone,be my git
When itz rally zoggin late youll see
Doktor knows best

GROTSNIK KNOWS BEST!
Take it from your zoggy
On your own you'll be eaten alive

Unorky under armed
Stoopid,clumzy
You wont survive

Guillible naive
Posi....posit...POSITIVLEY gitty
Derpy and a bit vague

Plus you iz gettin really zoggin fat
Im just sayin cause I love experimention on yooooouuuuu

Grotsnik understands
Grotsniks here to help
Just do wot I say

Rapunzork
(yes)
Dont ever ask to leave dis operashun chamba again
(roight zogwart)

Oh I love cuttin your ead open very much grot
(I love cuttin your ead open more)
I love cuttin your ead open more ha!

Dont fergit it
You'll zoggin regret it
GROTSNIK KNOWS BEST!"
"Wait wot was dat about me ead-aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!"

Ha.

Now do one for i ave a dream already.


Also i read the last one in armstrongs voice as well

That was amazing.

Wow. This thread has become instant awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCUofOCiZo4
to the tune of 'Love Shack'

If you see a danger sign by the side of the road that sez
15 miles to the... Ork shak! Ork shak yeah
I'm headin' down the Gorkamorka highway
Headin' for fight, on the way
Headin’ for the fight, on the way, fight on the way
I got me a Trukk, it's as big as a Rok
And we're headin' on down
To the Ork shak
I got a Battlewagon, it fits about 20
So hurry up and bring your slugga and choppa

The Ork shak is a little Ork place
Where we can krump together
Ork shak Orky, Ork shak Ork-eee
Fightin’ Orky, that's where it's at
Ooo fightin’ Orky, that's where it's at

Sign says.. Woo... stay away runtz
'cause Orks krump at the O-o-ork shak!
Well it's stuck in the middle of a big battlefield
Just a funky Ork shak and I gotta get back

Squigs on the mattress
Squigs on the highway
Squigs on the front porch
Squigs in the hallway

The Ork shak is a little Ork place
Where we can krump together
Ork shak Ork-eee! Ork shak Orky!
Ork shak, join the attack!
Fightin' and a cursin', laughin' and a stompin'
Hittin’ next to nothin’
Cause our rolls have been fluffin’
The Ork shak shimmies!
The Ork shak shimmies when every Ork is
Chargin' around and around and around and around!
Every Ork is burnin', every Ork convergin’ baby!
Orks linin' up outside just to get down
Every Ork is shootin', every Ork is lootin' baby
Orky little shak! Ork-y little shak!

Hop in my Trukk
It’s as big as a ‘goth
And it's about to take off!
I got a Battlewagon, it fits about twenty
So c'mon and bring your shootas and lootas

The Ork shak is a little Ork place
Where we can krump together
Ork shak Orky! Ork shak Ork-eee!
(Ork shak... Ork shak...)
Ork shak, where fightin’ is at!

Dakka dakka dakka on the door Orky!
Dakka little louder Orky!
Dakka dakka dakka on the door Orky!
Gork can't hear you
Dakka dakka, on the door Orky
Dakka dakka, on the door
Dakka dakka, on the door Orky
Dakka dakka
You're what?... Kicking! Gretchin

Ork shak, Orky Ork shak!
Ork shak, Orky Ork shak!
Ork shak, that's where it's at
Ork shak, Orky Ork shak!
Fightin’ Orky, that's where it's at
Krumpin' and a shootin'
Choppin' and a sluggin' at the Ork shak

YOU ARE MY NEW HERO!

This is great. Now to wait for someone to make an animated music video of it!

 Bomb Squig wrote:
This is great. Now to wait for someone to make an animated music video of it!

Quick activate the flashgitz animation signal!

RECORD SCRATCH
Tyranid interrupt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGFToiLtXro
to the tune of "Can't Take My Eyes Off You"

You're just too juicy to be true
Can't keep my claws off of you
As my brood starts to rush
I wanna maul you so much
My Hive Fleet has arrived
We’ll leave no one alive
You're just too juicy to be true
Can't take my claws off of you

As we slash and we tear
This might feel like a nightmare
While the battle seems bleak
And you’re floating down creek
We’ll make you our meal
Eating with animal zeal
You're just too juicy to be true
Can't take my claws off of you

I’ll eat you, baby
And if it's quite alright
Digest you, baby
Each and every bite
I’ll eat you, baby
You just can’t get away
Oh, tender baby
Don't shoot me down, I pray
Oh, tasty baby, we’ll use your DNA
And let me eat you, baby
Let me eat you

You're just too juicy to be true
Can't keep my claws off of you
We’ll digest you to mush
And this world that is so lush
The Hive Mind has arrived
No other life will survive
You're just too juicy to be true
Can't take my claws off of you

I’ll eat you, baby
And if it's quite alright
Digest you, baby
Each and every bite
I’ll eat you, baby
It’s bad luck you’re our prey
Oh, yummy baby
This whole world’s a buffet
Succulent baby, we’ll consume the Milky Way
Oh, yummy baby, you can run from me all day
I’ll eat you, baby
Now that we’re here we’ll feed
Oh, pretty baby, you’ll make a nice entree
And let me eat you, baby
Let me eat you

Get.the.hell.out.of.my.thread.
(hook hand freeboota)
Iz ma....malicious morky and skary
My teef could kill daisy
And krumpin wise my choppas da bloodiest eva
But des...despite my killy look
Me tempa' and me 'ook
Iz always wanted to be a grot herdist
Cant ya see me in da fight sending dem into da minefield?
Blowing dem up 'till dey scream
Yep id rather be kalled funny
For my bomb explodin' goonz
'fanks!
Becuase deep down iz gotta dakkagun

(Freeboota chorus)He's gotta dakkagun
He's gotta dakkagun

See iz as kool and orky as I seemz
And I do love breaking fem...feeemuuurrrrsss
You can count me wiv da dakkagunnas
Like everywun else
Iz got a dakkagun!





da rest will be up later.Its a REALLY LONG SONG.

Holy balls awesome thread. Favorite so far is ''we didn't start the fire'' based on the sheer amount of nostalgia and references cited, and the catchiness of the tune itself

Awesome!!
Looking foward for the rest of the song!!