ok so I think a fun thread would be for everyone to post something that your army or any other for that matter, would never have in a million years.
my example
youd NEVER see an Ork sniper. horrible BS would make that a lame duck. sides the Ork would just use it as a bashin stick

Orc Snipers ??!! hummmm...

IG assault squads.
Tau beserkers.

IG assault squads lmao thats hilarious

I would ALMOST think of the shokk attack gun as a "sniper" type but then again a sniper is one target killer where as a shokk attack would be a sniper.... carrying a tank cannao or something

Chaos Tau, Ork Snipers, Chaos Inquisitors (would look cool though), Tau Psykers.

Necron options?

A new Dark Eldar Codex?

I actually modeled an ork sniper, with the camo cloak and everything, but if he could hit anything is another story.

some things youd never see... hmmm, a plague marine with a tooth brush
a grot warboss...hehe silly munchkin
also, a space marine with a toaster built into his armor
turtle pie hur hur

Cult terminators for chaos? (Subjected to exterminatus for being too cool)

A squat khorne army.

Barbarian tau.

Eldar without eldrad

A grot in terminator armor.

A good DA codex.

A blood thirster in a Deamonhunters army.

Hello Kitty dark eldar.

........

I had a squad of Ork snipers in last edition! Looted sniper rifles! Hit on 4+

chickenbgood, I think I saw a grechin in mega armour on the waagh forum some time, does that count. And there is turtle pie.

You will never see:

A necron restaurant( ok that one was bad, sorry, will do better)
The vindicare assasin(but he always sees you)
The kiddies choosing Ig over spase marinezz Hurr!(although you wish to)
A lack of skulls
A long list of positive things GW thinks is to hard to achieve

I will probably add more later.

A six when you really need it.

Terminators with Jump Packs

Some one not whining about marines j/k

A balanced quality playtested codex from GW.

Zzzzzz wrote:Orc Snipers ??!! hummmm...

IG assault squads.
Tau beserkers.

actually, the tau protagonist in the novelisation of firewarrior is something of a berzerker.

A commisar NOT executing your commander for insubordination.

Mekboy wrote:A new Dark Eldar Codex?

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! *wink wink* its funny, because the dark eldar havent been updated in nearly ten years. a witty pun from Mekboy there. how droll!

i am now inspired- i will make it ma detinny ta build a grot/terminator squad and sum orky snipers fer me orks
watch dis space!!!

oh yer, something you never see.hmm.
how about an unconverted ork tank (if you post one to prove me wrong you dserve to die)

A necron army that doesn't suck

A girl playing 40k.

Orks are GREAT SNIPERS!

With tactical nukes...

an ipod

Sha1emade wrote:
A grot in terminator armor.

That would be cool as ****.

Zzzzzz wrote:

IG assault squads.

I remember in the RT days you could not only field assault sqauds for IG, but give them jump packs as well.

An ork traffic cop.

A mental physician for psykers..

"so... when did your headaches start?"

"Well it all started when BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!"

Ortan Cassius breakdancing ( can you imagine the sparks when he does a head-spin ?)

Khorne Roit Control Squad ( Oh, Wait ! Already formed, only they call themselves the LAPD )

Zzzzzz wrote:
IG assault squads.

I'm still considering making some Kanak Skull Takers even though they'd die all the time.

-A Daemonhunters assault cannon

Zzzzzz wrote:IG assault squads.

I have an assault platoon in my IG army! Everybody has jump packs and twin laspistols.

Me painting a whole army

A Land Raider that actually has a gears for reverse
(have you ever seen one reversing? The logistics must be mind-boggling)
(CO PILOT-"Mind the tree behind us as you reverse" DRIVER-"What Bl@@dy tree?? I've got no smegging mirrors!!!)

An Ork selling flowers in a Florist stand
An Ork selling flowers full stop!

hellsguardian316 wrote:An Ork selling flowers full stop!

An Ork buying something

From a Grot!

gw reintroducing squats.
something cheep from fw.
an army painted entirely with peanutbutter.

New Ork Buggies and Traks

Stealth suits...

Off-topic some what)
)GW price cut.

)GW having a sense of humor about golden t****e

)GW recommending Dakka to its customers

)GW having a, "you write the next codex" contest.

)GW telling you it's a good idea to scan your codex's

)Manly looking swooping Hawks

)Male..uh I mean Female SMs

)A BRB release that isn't immediatlely followed by the SMs new codex.

)A full roster of updated codices

A Lictor.
A Gamer who does not have plans for a SM army.
A Gamer who does not secretly wish to start a DE army.

I dont have a SM army.. 1)Gw not totally in love with the ultramarines!

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:A Gamer who does not have plans for a SM army.
A Gamer who does not secretly wish to start a DE army.

I dont have plans for a SM army ( I've already got one ) and I'm not a big fan of the Kinky Panzees either I'm afraid. Sorry

Deff Dread red Edition wrote: 1)Gw not totally in love with the ultramarines!

They don't love us...

...they work for us. Kind of like an Utramarines Recruitement Office

an advancement in technology for any of the forces of the imperium...


the storm bolter on the IG basilisk actually kill something useful.

Artillery and tanks that shoot further than a 300 yards.

Ninjas.

Decent rough riders

the Tau taking over the galaxy...lol!

GW noticebly advanceing their plot line

The Thousandth Son wrote:

Sha1emade wrote:
A grot in terminator armor.

That would be cool as ****.

that would be like mini killa kans!

love it

or ctans using snotlings to manifest their god essence in

A smile.

A streamlined, concientious, and swift acting Imperial Government

Freedom

Some one in the 40k universe wearing shorts.

Asian people in the 41st Millenium (seriously, I've seen black guys (Inquisitor Toth from Dawn of War) and the new spanish guy (Pedro), but I don't see any Asians)

40k demands Asians.

There are asians in 40k. They're now just called the Tau.

focusedfire wrote:There are asians in 40k. They're now just called the Tau.

No they're the anime army of 40k, it doesn't necessarily mean that their AZNS LOLOLOL.

And besides, are they not fishes?

Choclate,has anybody seen any 40k army that has choclate?

Deff Dread red Edition wrote:Choclate,has anybody seen any 40k army that has choclate?

No because it would be the only Strength D AP1 9001" range weapon in the game that costs $2.50 and can be found at the local variety store. You don't even pay points for it! AND it can be used in non-Apoc games!

UBERNESS I say!

lol!!

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:No they're the anime army of 40k, it doesn't necessarily mean that their AZNS LOLOLOL.

And besides, are they not fishes?

(Off-topic)HHHmmm....Earthquakes, radiation poisoning, Godilla, overcrowding, a willingness to genetically experiment on themselves, tsunamis, overcrowding,a mongrel as God- Emperor, and western culture threatening to infect theirs with things like Lawyers and Litigation. Not to hard to see why they would just pack-up and leave without warning.

Fluffwise, They crash land on a yet to be recorded planet and then rapidly evolve(radiation& gene manipulation) into the Tau.

Fishes lol, no just the tanks are named such as a not so subtle hint to everyone that somethings fishy with the race .

Tau is not just anime, they ARE just like japanese samurais.

same style armor, carries ceremonial blade etc etc

OH WAIT so thats why Tau is so awful in CC . they use the blade to commit suicide ( haha im funny :"P ..... or not

LunaHound wrote:Tau is not just anime, they ARE just like japanese samurais.

same style armor, carries ceremonial blade etc etc

OH WAIT so thats why Tau is so awful in CC . they use the blade to commit suicide ( haha im funny :"P ..... or not

LOL

Tau,..........The only race in 40k that is hurt by bringing a knife to a gun fight.

A sensible American...
Oh wait! you meant in 40k!!!
in that case, an Inquisitor doing stand-up

Hippies

We have them their called the Eldar,lol!

We're like, so not hippies man.

Wow this thread is soooo heavy...

lol!

focusedfire wrote:Fishes lol, no just the tanks are named such as a not so subtle hint to everyone that somethings fishy with the race .

They are fishes though, they don't have noses they have gills on their cheeks!

On-topic: A power weapon made by the Tau.

Sorry my mind wonder and I had to go off-topic,but anyway mabye someone who hasn't read the Gaunts Ghosts novels.

Deff Dread red Edition wrote:Sorry my mind wonder and I had to go off-topic,but anyway mabye someone who hasn't read the Gaunts Ghosts novels.

Hello !

LOL,I posted it but I haven't read them either!

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:They are fishes though, they don't have noses they have gills on their cheeks!

Off-topic) Sorry no gills on cheeks. As to the no noses, Well with hand to hand like the Tau's of course they're smashed in so much the Tau just evolved to not have them.


On-Topic)A Brightly painted necron.

Off-topic) Oh, that just gave me a bunch of ideas. Necrons that reawaken to find they've been turned into objects D' Art, Tomb Spyder thats been tagged(Graffiti), Necron army painted in Eldar colour scheme, and an Ork looted Tomb Spyder or Monolith.

A grot thats accually useful?

Most Grots are useful. Useful for clearing minefields.

focusedfire wrote:Ork looted Monolith.

Now THAT I'd like to see, along with some fluff to explain how the hell they managed to steal it in the first place

The Leafs win the Stanly Cup

wining a game with my SM

@ Golden eyed Scout: ... I'm a girl... I play 40K. Slaanesh marines in fact. XD

on topic...

The imperium being anything but religious, xenophobic jerks?

Chaos being appreciated and understood for its potential?

Peace?

XD

Karoline Dianne wrote:@ Golden eyed Scout: ... I'm a girl... I play 40K. Slaanesh marines in fact. XD

on topic...

The imperium being anything but religious, xenophobic jerks?

Chaos being appreciated and understood for its potential?

Peace?

XD

Spoken like a true Heretic....On that note, a fair trial by due process.

lol, when I said potential, I meant what chaos could be... if the universe wasn't full of so much hate. If the universe was more peaceful, chaos wouldn't need to be evil, as chaos is merely the condensed emotions of the material plane made manifest into sentient beings. all the negative energy has made the beings of the warp malign and hateful. if things were different, maybe the chaos gods would be a lot more benign...

bah, don't listen to me... I'm just a philosophical dreamer... lol

a quadriplegic Swiss man on a pony (and orks in tau armor)

The Emperor... WHA-ZING!

A Catachan Commissar.

There are lots of Catachan comissars.........
lying dead in ditches with lasburns in thier back.........

Codex: Jokaero

A Dunkin' Donuts

A White Castles

A Mcdonalds


The Burger King will be around but be known for the Deamon that he is.

Lol how the hell would an ork steal a monolith.

i have a 2" tall mayor mc cheese (givaway item circa 1975). He will one day be a statue in my cities-of-death-o-drama.

'pologies for the 'writin, but i'm eatin...

A second Human Empire

A renaissance of Eldar

Enough Variety in weaponry

An editor at the Black Library

A sale at GW

An ork stopping in the middle of the battle and singing "Ebony and Ivory"

An ork socialist revolution (led my Karl Morkz, obv).

Darth wrote:Lol how the hell would an ork steal a monolith.

I don't know, but I've seen a looted Monolith somewhere on the forums. Can't really remember where.

-A guard army with advisors.

-Tyranids doing the dishes

-Turtle without pie(or pie without turtle)

Me fielding an army without Eldrad... just too much love.

Reaper6 wrote:

focusedfire wrote:Ork looted Monolith.

Now THAT I'd like to see, along with some fluff to explain how the hell they managed to steal it in the first place

Well thats a simple one. Ork commandos just wait until the "pilot" had to pull over and take a piss behind a random road sign. THENN commandos just out of the bush and steal the necrons monolith, which was still running!
see its easy

on topic, youd never see a DE player that doesnt piss and moan about no codex lol

un-QFT. (that is, unquoted for truth.)

Tyrandids lose their appetite.

Hmm, I'll see your anorexic Tyranid and raise you a pacifist Ork.

I'll see that pacifist Ork and raise you an Eldar and a Chaos Daemon as friends!

I raise a conscientious objector space marine.

-Bloodletters with boltguns
-horrors with axes and sheilds
-plastic plaguebears/horrors...

Abbadon in his underpants.

A female guardsman(woman?)

A real current female space marine from gw

I think they have a couple female gurd models. In Gaunts Ghosts and The Last Chancers.

how about Codex: Gretchin...


think along the lines of the relationship of Codex: Dark Angels, and Codex: SMs...but Orky

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:A girl playing 40k.

Lies , I was in a GW with THREE girls playing an apacalips game.

On the evil tau, heres how it would work.

Corrupt Tau, fighting for the greater evil!

Amen Brick wrote:An ork socialist revolution (led my Karl Morkz, obv).

A BS3 Ork Boy.

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:A BS3 Ork Boy.

Someone that plays Feral Orks

Skarboyz

a ig player not whining about kill points.
seriously they never stop

a ig player not whining about kill points.
seriously they never stop

A ig player not whining about kill points.
seriously they never stop

A ig player not whining about kill points.
seriously they never stop

Sternguard_rock wrote:A ig player not whining about kill points.
seriously they never stop

Sternguard_rock wrote:A ig player not whining about kill points.
seriously they never stop

Sternguard_rock wrote:a ig player not whining about kill points.
seriously they never stop

Sternguard_rock wrote:a ig player not whining about kill points.
seriously they never stop

wow, is that a quad post?

Yeah, but it's worth 62 posts worth of kill points for other armies

a static gun-line Eldar army

Non-Ork armies with Looted gear (every nation on earth has nicked better equip off someone, why not in space?)

Sure the Imperium may frown on it, but why would the Tau, Eldar (oh ok, super ego here) or chaos (with non-human gear) not use other people's stuff, even if it is just to replace a knackered own brand rifle?

God Of Yams wrote:-Turtle without pie(or pie without turtle)

Very nicely done, St Yams.

On topic : A fluff thread on the last couple of weeks WITHOUT Turtles, Pie or Turtle Pie in it somewhere ( Blessed be the Turtle Pie)

and if you DO find one, it bet it won't be for long

WAIT!... oh, darn...

yea crap i ALMOST missed out on the turtle pieness...thing going on. oh well at least my threads are useless and I DO come back to reply on them oh man im bashing stupid people again

oh yea forgot what I was going to post. YES I agree to a point on looted stuff. specificallyfor the Chaos crowd. Does GW really expect us to beleive that a chaos marine would just walk on by some new awesome Imperial weapon? I mean they WERE in the Imperium at one point. heck they get new recruits often enough, you mean to tell me that a marine with a plasma cannon NEVER defects? If so he says AWW SCREW THIS BAD ASS CANNON<IM GOING CHAOS! thats lame. super lame, lame beyond being lame. ITS A LAME FEST OF LAMNESS!>

A looted Squiggoth.

a grot leading a squad of orks

a smart ork full stop.

A Speed Freek tell someone to slow down

Orks looting the golden throne.

"Please don't paint our most beatific lord red."

An unhappy ork.

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:An unhappy ork.

A happy grot

"I remember in the RT days you could not only field assault sqauds for IG, but give them jump packs as well."

I still have those rules! Ah the good ol' days of crazy armys!

Hmm...

Orks - An Ork Ambassador

Space Marines - Poet Laureate

Tau - An individual

Space Wolves - Cats

IG - Squat trikes <sniff> Whatever happened to those?

Chaos - Uh, there is nothing you won't see in a Chaos army.

A Victoria's Secret on an Eldar Craftworld.

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:A Victoria's Secret on an Eldar Craftworld.

Well technically, its called Vistor's secret!

They sell all the same stuff.

But only men shop there.

Dying race indeed.

In the spirit of the OP, never see a decent IG melee unit.

Augustus wrote:In the spirit of the OP, never see a decent IG melee unit.

You never know man... New codex could be broken

A Commissar without his hat.

A Daemonette who doesn't know the saying:

'Children in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause children."

Augustus wrote:In the spirit of the OP, never see a decent IG melee unit.

bah, you can get 500 odd attacks out of 50 conscrips for 500pts (if you include laspistols)

A smiling Necron

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:A Daemonette who doesn't know the saying:

'Children in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause children."

LOL!

Bad guys with an IQ more than0.6

This scene......

aunshova wrote:

originally posted by Aunshova on the 40K humour Some randomness thread

Yes we will never see that

Orks with twin power klaws. seriously, space marines get twin powerfists so i think we deserve somethin' like that dont we?

Great GREAT image of the Guardsman and Commissar!!! Especially like the shoulder patch, arm band and smiley face!

A tau traditionalist

a slaaneshi deamonette WITHOUT bondage.

A Khornate (or Ork) singing: "Ebony and Ivory"

This i guess

warboss Gutsparkz wrote:Orks with twin power klaws. seriously, space marines get twin powerfists so i think we deserve somethin' like that dont we?

Orks getting some variaton of Lightning Claws... that would be so mad.

Or some kind of power weapon!!!

Necrons getting more than one kind of troop choice

A Chaos Marine that converts back to serve The Emperor

A very large man in a dress with dreadlocks dancing to polka music,on a battlefield while still trying to fight a carnifex.

A T4 Guardsman.

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:A looted Squiggoth.

hey im sure there has been Ork tribe fighting Ork tribe, and the loser ended up getting their Squigs.......looted

The Imperium of Man actually following the Emperor's guidelines as he had originally intended.

wowzers I just realized this is my first super success thread. thanks everyone so far for thinking up the funnies!

and to stay on topic, a Commissar telling a joke other then "knock knock, whos there? BLAM!!!!! THE NEXT ONE TO STOP SHOOTING TO ANSWER MY JOKES GETS THE SAME!!!!"

A Chaos Deamonette wearing a nun's habit. (Would make a neat twist though!)

The Imperium electing a new Emporer. One that supports reaching out to the enemy for the sake of common goals and mutual desires. An emporer that is willing to listen and get away from fossil fuels.

Imagine a hybrid or even an all electric Rhino or Land Raider!
Imagine a universe where 'umies help Orks pick mushrooms and not grow from them.
Imagine Chaos, being allowed to play Blood Bowl all they want to satisfy their "Blood for the Blood God" Mandates.
Imagine the Tau, helping make "The Greater Good" not just a slogan!
Imagine the Eldar getting to have sex again.
Imagine an Ork Looted Tank that is the shootiest at shooting bubbles!
Imagine a Dark Eldar Brothel, clean and totally legal!

Ah yeah!!!

(Oh wait, I guess we'll never see any of that. Could be a neat line of figures though.)

Grot Fanatics

I want Grots who are sh*tfaced on fungus beer!

You'd never see:

1.A Tau without an etheral holding his hand.

2.A commisar giving written warnings instead of warning shots.

3.The emperor on an LSD trip.

4.A carwash seen with the sisters of battle in it.

5.Marines one a LSD trip.

GoFenris..what is wrong with you!!! *shakes head*


a race that has no WHFB parallel race to it...we'll never see that

Ensis Ferrae wrote:GoFenris..what is wrong with you!!! *shakes head*


a race that has no WHFB parallel race to it...we'll never see that

40k to WHFB Races

Imperial Guard = Empire
Chaos Marines = Warriors of Chaos
Chaos Daemons = Daemons of Chaos
Space Marines/Grey Knights/SOB = Brettonia
Hrud = Skaven
Old Ones = Lizardmen
Eldar = High Elves/Wood Elves
Dark Eldar = Dark Elves
Squats = Dwarfs
Necrons = Vampire Counts/Tomb Kings
Orks = Orcs and Gobbos
UPDATE: Tyranids = Common Insects

OMG! You're right LOL. Have I missed any? Tau don't have relatives so they don't count.

On-topic: A Bloodletter in a business suit.

Nofasse You forgot to mention Tau. And most of the races that you mentioned are non playable, not that I really care...

A 40k tv show (I don't care if it's live action or cartoon, but I want to see a well written one)

Mekniakal wrote:Orks looting the golden throne.

"Please don't paint our most beatific lord red."

But that would make da Empera' go fasta!

Oh, and I will never see a verteran 'Russ

shooting bubbles! that one made me crack up. I instantly saw a uber bad ass looted wagon with a boom gun on it... blasting harmless bubbles at children.

A fluff section that's not full of pointless crap?

Ensis Ferrae wrote:GoFenris..what is wrong with you!!! *shakes head*


a race that has no WHFB parallel race to it...we'll never see that

I think we just did, Tau have no gay-fish relatives in WHFB.

And Tyranids. Thats wishful thinking thre budy!

Tyranids have relatives in WHFB, and they remain even in the 41st Millenium and irl.

They're called insects. Go outside, you just might meet one.


On-topic: A Plaguebearer salesman who sells shampoo and who does his own sexy commercials in the shower.

A Nurgling who doesn't tell Nurgle what he wants for "Chaosmas" (Christmas in the Warp).

Ah hell, now I'm gonna haf ta build a looted gun wagon blowing bubbles with Boyz in the back throwing candy to children.

hehe, i was referring more to the suggested play style of the armies

so the Tau could be about equivalent to the wood elves in fantasy


we'll never see a marine "shrink" (as in head doctor. ya know, to cure those anger issues...)

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:I think we just did, Tau have no gay-fish relatives in WHFB.

Thus, implying that all the other races fantasy equivalents are gay-fish relatives. Good to see that you,ve finally come to terms with your roots

Space marine being heterosexual

Ghetto_Fight wrote:Space marine being heterosexual

are you cross eyed in your avatar?

tie-dyed space marine hippies

Mrs. Emperor

Grandma Russ

Horus's nanny

Ghetto_Fight wrote:Space marine being heterosexual

Yeah, but you'll also never see a Chaplain marrying them, either.

A Sorcerer reprimanding his Familiar.

A Chaos Marine changing his mind.

A free thinker, in any race.

"Sod the Greater Good...."

Ghetto_Fight wrote:Space marine being heterosexual

how can a SM be heterosexual when they dont really have a sex..... I guess more like hermaphrodite? wait thats both, they are neither..... Oh god my brain isnt awke yet. What the hell is neither
And cmon the Tau arnt gay-fish, tho that DID make me laugh a bit. But really I agree I dont thin k the Tau really have a WFB equivalent

Anything that makes the universe worth... defending.

Space Wolves playing golf without attacking every bunker they see.
Eldar jetcycle in Domino's Pizza colours.
UPS ditch the silly brown vans in favour of Ork Battlewagons.
Ragnar Blackmane doing a guest spot on American Gladiators.
Eldar Harlequins rendition of Phantom of the Opera.
Space Wolves vs Thousand Sons on Judge Judy.
A successful How To Look Good Naked make-over on a Nurgling.

a Dark Eldar update

I think someone said that...

A Brave Guardsman

SpaceDuck wrote:A Brave Guardsman

i think this should really read: a brave guardsman WITHOUT a commisar standing over his shoulder.

Ork Warbuggies in the World Rally Championship ( the Finns wouldn't like the extra competition !)

Scalextric Ork Warbike vs Space Marine Bike set.

A thread with a picture of a new GW model with not one person saying that it sucks

something else I thought I'd never see... my 500th post!

i think that just about everyone here can agree that Badrukk, the new Ork SC is one of the coolest models out there today!!!!

of course, just because the model is awesome doesnt mean i'd use him in a game (since, ya know, i dont play orks.... )

Lol Badrukk sucks. Pirate costumes are for Grotz

Although i really like his gun

Necron TEARS

Ork passive resistance
In Fantasy: My Bolt Thrower hit something.

Karoline Dianne wrote:@ Golden eyed Scout: ... I'm a girl... I play 40K. Slaanesh marines in fact. XD

on topic...

The imperium being anything but religious, xenophobic jerks?

Chaos being appreciated and understood for its potential?

Peace?

XD

I realize that. I was hoping that someone would get really pissed off about that. But nobody did. Damn.

Swiffer brooms in a Thousand Sons army.

A Baneblade doing a 3-point-turn !

A Rhino converted into a concession stand.

A COM-PU-TOR

A Techpreist/Marine that knows how to fix something

An actual artillery piece in the Imperium

Disco Orks

A comic book version of the Imperial Guarsman's Uplifting Primer.

An IG general who cares about each and every one of his men whilst launching an invasion on a new threat.

A codex that doesn't have an FAQ longer than the rules contained within.

Xibit & the West Coast Custom boys pimp a Landraider !

oh they already did that didnt you know? look on youtube for the RC/ LandRaider

IG win at Anhilation with this Codex.

a gay inquisitor?

thedarkside69 wrote:a gay inquisitor?

What about an inquisitive Ga-, uh, nevermind.

People who think skulls are so last millennium, fashion-wise.

a male "sister" of battle

Ensis Ferrae wrote:a male "sister" of battle

Ha, good one! How about...

A Eunich of Battle?
A Hermaphrodite of Battle?

or

A Little Sister of Battle with her extra big 'Urty Syringe
Followed closely by the Big Daddy of Battle

thedarkside69 wrote:a quadriplegic Swiss man on a pony (and orks in tau armor)

My Meganobs are modeled using Tau battlesuits...does that count?

OverbossGhurzubMoga wrote:

thedarkside69 wrote:a quadriplegic Swiss man on a pony (and orks in tau armor)

My Meganobs are modeled using Tau battlesuits...does that count?

Yeah and one of my Custom 'Ard Boyz has dead Tau strapped to him. How about that. Then again, he's technically not IN it.

GoFenris wrote:A Little Sister of Battle with her extra big 'Urty Syringe
Followed closely by the Big Daddy of Battle

I see what you did there! I really should get round to playing that game...


But on-topic, you'd never see a pro-life activist with the mark of Khorne. I hope.

A grot sniper?

AT-43

ONE_SHOT_ONE_KILL wrote:A grot sniper?

Don't tempt me!!! I'm already making an Ork sniper! I can't use another distraction.

really tho... grots would be the only logical troops to make a sinper in Orks. The only guns I really take are ones with templates makes the chances alot better

KingCracker wrote:really tho... grots would be the only logical troops to make a sinper in Orks. The only guns I really take are ones with templates makes the chances alot better

Yeah your right grotz are the only logical orks to be sniper

KingCracker wrote:really tho... grots would be the only logical troops to make a sinper in Orks. The only guns I really take are ones with templates makes the chances alot better

If there was an ork sniper rifle, you can bet it would be a blast weapon.

A Dark Eldar job fair.

focusedfire wrote:A Dark Eldar job fair.

I dont get it...

They are slavers

That belongs in the Thread of "Things you would never Want to See."

Barney the friendly-BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

An Ork in drag. Or in nothing.

I hate you and your avatar :I

You are now imagining an Ork Boy dancing on a pole in a club.

Feel the bass beat. Feel it good. 'Cause Gorka Urk'uhll is yours tonight. Allllll yourssssss.

A commisar running away before anybody else screaming like a girl

an ork with a diploma

Kroot pron

focusedfire wrote:Kroot pron

I wish you were wrong...

aunshova wrote:

focusedfire wrote:Kroot pron

I wish you were wrong...

What do you mean "wish"? OH GOD!

Yes, the bowels of the internets contain many a frightening visage. Such horrors are best left unnoticed.

But there is a light that we can all follow. Let the heavenly crust of that which is most Delicious shield us from such heresy.

Sisters of Battle?

The return of the Starchild in post-RT fluff.

An original Necron paint scheme.

Vegitarian Nids.

God Of Yams wrote:

KingCracker wrote:really tho... grots would be the only logical troops to make a sinper in Orks. The only guns I really take are ones with templates makes the chances alot better

If there was an ork sniper rifle, you can bet it would be a blast weapon.

yuppers, and I call it the SHOKK ATTACK GUN baby

A guard-sarge shooting a Commissar because when he says "OH MY GOD-EMPEROR WE WILL BE EATEN BY RIPPERS" It scars the men.

An orc leading group therapy

Inquisitors leading a diversity meeting

MasticatorDeelux wrote:You are now imagining an Ork Boy dancing on a pole in a club.

Feel the bass beat. Feel it good. 'Cause Gorka Urk'uhll is yours tonight. Allllll yourssssss.

Beware orks with dork squigs.

Marneus Calgar losing a battle.

Nobody likes the tau /cry

On-topic - Tau getting the respect it wants ;3

A squad of 10 Fire warriors beat a single Genestealer with Feeder Tendrils, Scything talons and Extended Carapace in Close combat.

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:A squad of 10 Fire warriors beat a single Genestealer with Feeder Tendrils, Scything talons and Extended Carapace in Close combat.

A squad of 10 Fire Warriors beating a Ripper in close combat!

A squad of 7 fire warriors killed my sm captain in close combat
why, why, why?!

A commissar part of the last chancers.
A female Space Marine.
A techpriest using duck tape to fix the machine spirit.
A straight Eldar.

An Ultramarine on three-day pass.

achmed the dead HERETIC!!!!

A fire warrior mulch a Screamer-Killer in CC

A chaos god supporting the greater good.

The Emperor letting someone else using the throne.

Pron starring everyone's favorite Emperor and several Stormboys.

Ultramarines losing a single man, much less a single battle

I read an article.... possibly in a WD forever ago. It was using Ultramarines in a fluff scenario against Orks. And I swear in that article the smurfs just killed millions and millions of Orks and it seemed like only a few Ultramarines died. How friggin LAME is that.......

I still cant believe I made a post that has lasted this long GO ME!

Yes, go KingCracker, go...

An ork using cologne.
An ork with a monocle, not a bionic eye, a monocle like Mr. Peanut.
Mr.Peanut.
Peanut butter cannons and gum drop grenades(+2 S for being tasty)

Oh and to end my post: Kill the Heretic, Maim the Ork, and Burn the Xeno!!
Do you see what I did there?

No.

I know another thing you'd never see:

Why are being mean Bringer? I'm pretty sure you saw what I did there, but if you didn't I'll give you a hint.
KILL, MAIM, BURN is found on a certain army's codex. Their name begins with Chaos and ends with Space Marines.

Good job with that blank space though, I laughed.

but back to things you'll never see:
A space marine buying tampons for a sister of battle.
A Tau converting a mormon to the greater good.
A squat.
A dark eldar player.
Space Marines mounted on ultrazebras.
Sisters of Battle buying push up bras.

The entire Imperium joining the greater good.

If only it happened....

The tau realising that the greater good IS the emperor.

Something that will never happen:

The Space Marines finally realising that the Emperor is just a corpse that can't help them at all.

My fluff level may be down (Just like strength), but I still realize this sad fact.

Nooooo, the Emperor is amazing and hes ALIVE!!!
(I play IG by the way)

A kroot turning into ronald mcdonald after eating a big mac.

Both converting to the Dark Gods. Of course that doesn't really work for tau does it?

The Dark gods going over to the golden throne for a lovely tea party with scones.

I see your chaos gods and raise you an immortal emperor.

AWESOME! we got a tau nutcase wanting everyone to join them, an Imperial nutcase that argues how slowed the tau ideals are, a chaos fanatic that hates them both, and finally me, the Ork freak thats going to eat a limb from all 3 of you BWAHAHAHAHA

ON TOPIC
A necron telling a good joke. *dull robot voice* "knock knock whos there pumpkin pumpkin who wait I messed up knock knock"

KingCracker wrote:
ON TOPIC
A necron telling a good joke. *dull robot voice* "knock knock whos there pumpkin pumpkin who wait I messed up knock knock"

On that note: a Necron talking.

Dice representing tank penetration.

wuestenfux wrote:Dice representing tank penetration.

They had those in forth edition. I got some then like the day after they announced 5th edition. I was RAGE all day.

Aw, you just killed my arbites, and they were one day from retirement...

hahahahaha a new eldar codex (good one mekboy)

Buy one get one free.

a ork that loves sniper's.

A lasgun that actually kills something
or perhaps a guardsmen that actually hits something ><

Or maybe ANYTHING to do with the Dark Eldar (there's not even a Dark Eldar Army profile on Dakka! I will change this once i get my camera... stupid 8 weeks shipping lol)

Tau infanty that is NOT made of paper mashe >.>

GW having a sale. Seriously they never have any of those 10 or 20% off things.

Lucky my gaming club gives me 10% off gw stuff

OT: A Thorian inquisitor being swayed by a well made argument and reason

I know this great place, 20% off all boxes and blister packs XD

Really helps when ya spend quite a bit (battleforces for example)

Anyhow, back on topic

- The Chaos gods sending a written letter to the imperium saying how sorry they are about the horus herasy, all the deamons and evil, etc..... they just wanted to be friends /hug

- The Tau getting a super-heavy

How am I a nutcase, I'm a devout imperial citizen.

Anywho,
The Eldar coming out of the closet.
The Orks accepting the new uncloseted Eldar.

Wait, has anyone noticed that the Eldar created perhaps the gayest and most lustful Chaos god. I think there's a point there somewhere. Yes I am insulting the Eldar because they think they're better than anyone else.

A planetary PDF win an astounding victory against a hive fleet unaided

My friend BA actually win a match...... I'll rephase that win a match in fifth ed (doubles don't count)

Septic wrote:A planetary PDF win an astounding victory against a hive fleet unaided

They have, remember the attack on Macragge and Ultramar? Well the PDF there HATED the ultramarines like most people and funneled the tyranids towards the Ultramarine stronghold in an effort to kill them all, unfortunately the fleet came in and ruined their plan.

Back on topic...
Tau winning a battle of HTH.
An IG army without tanks.

Space Ultraburritos.

Me not make a mistake in any of my games.

Seriously, I forget about lots of special rules and equipment I give my guys sometimes, and it hurts.

I make mistakes, I often kill my enemies by mistake. I wish you could interrogate in the game....

You Tau know a different meaning of "mistakes" than we imperials do. For the imperium, most mistakes make victory, for Tau most mistakes make defeat, for Eldar most mistakes make chaos, for SOB most mistakes make children, for chaos most mistakes make more chaos, for orks they have no mistakes(they just don't care).
How this makes sense, it just does.

Back on Topic:
PETX=People for the Ethical Treatment of Xenos.

An IG payer using the standard Imperial Armour One tanks numbering (three tanks per squadron, all the same tipe, ecc...Except me )

How dare you be different! As an IG player it is your duty to it the normal standard. I would get the local commissar but he's on a fishing trip right now and I don't want to interrupt his festivities.

This thread lasting much longer.

halonachos wrote:Tau winning a battle of HTH.

Already happened. I had 2 fire warriors defeat 2 ork pysco-bikers in HTH. I charged them (the 2 fire warriors were going to die anyhow, which they did promply right after) and the dice gods were with me that day. I roll a 5 and 6. The ork player rolled 1's and 2's XD

I've also seen a drone take out a dreadnaught before, that was a funny thing to see.

A chihuaha with pink terminator armor in the power purse of Sister Hilton.

A Khornate at anger Management.
"I'm in my happy place... I'm in my happy place... I'm in my happy... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!"

Jervis, unless he becomes the Emperor.

The Philsonator wrote:

hellsguardian316 wrote:An Ork selling flowers full stop!

An Ork buying something

From a Grot!

Back in the old Rogue Trader Ork fluff there were plenty of examples of grots selling stuff like squigs etc (to orks)

Superscope wrote:

halonachos wrote:Tau winning a battle of HTH.

Already happened. I had 2 fire warriors defeat 2 ork pysco-bikers in HTH. I charged them (the 2 fire warriors were going to die anyhow, which they did promply right after) and the dice gods were with me that day. I roll a 5 and 6. The ork player rolled 1's and 2's XD

Yea weird things CAN AND WILL happen. In 4th edition It was my dred vs. a SM dred. Mine was immobilized and had only a bolter. The SM dred turned its back and walked away. I opened fire and rolled 6s. needless to say the basterd blew up from bolter fire lol. classic.

Yea my topic is STILL going. Holy cow theres what almost 300 replies on here? Apparently theres ALOT of things you wouldnt see lol.
ALSO Orks WOULD embrace the newly homosexual Eldar.... then they would celebrate by killing and eatting them all. BWAAHAHAHAAA

Youd never see a hungry Ork is what Im saying

The veteran grot supa rokkit pilot

The 'tank ace' cyclops

My sneaking up behind you. for all those people who watch TFS Mr. popo hiiiiiii

A male commissar restoring morale the way a female commissar does, unless...OH GOD!

Please no.

Jervis winning a game.

Dark Eldar not totally being into bondage.

Me. (Serious. I am sneaky.)

An ork not fighting, or getting ready to fight.

The Eldar being honest.

Chaos and the IoM putting aside their differences to fight off the Necrons/Nids

A titan made completely out of marshmallow and marshmallow fluff, piloted by mongeeses.

The Thousandth Son wrote:Chaos Inquisitors (would look cool though)

oddly enough...

I made a custom character who's fluff was that he was the patron saint for the daemon hunters as Celestine is for the witch hunters...

he was traveling through the warp on a mission near the eye-o-terror and an explosion caused him to be warped into a high mountain encampment in the eye itself... he killed all that were near and hid in the mountain... he knew no allies other than this little creature that he called the "gargoyle"...

which he doesn't know is a psycher itself

so his "Castaway" existence has left him there with contact with this creature for centuries...

he still believes that he is the great judge executioner of the daemon hunters... but due to the gargoyle's ever so subtle psychic presence... it has corrupted him into judging EVERYONE instead of just enemies of the emperor... and in doing this he has become faceless in both the literal and metaphoric sense due to his only ally being his pet-like companion...







P.S. I think that guardsmen rough rider legions that have replaced their horses with genestealers would be a stretch to see...

but awesome none the less...

Another thing that would never happen...

Slanesh NOT having all of that weird porn on the internet that you dont want to run into saved onto his hard drive...

cause you know It does....

eaugh...

Slaanesh doesn't have hard drives, he still uses floppies.

Karoline Dianne wrote:@ Golden eyed Scout: ... I'm a girl... I play 40K. Slaanesh marines in fact. XD

I think I love you...

a guy on the internet that doesnt instantly cream over the first girl on the internet they see.... lol

A guy playing 40k who doesn't instantly cream over the first girl playng 40k they see...

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:A guy playing 40k who doesn't instantly cream over the first girl playng 40k they see...

shes not the first...

I actually play with a couple girls around here...

just in my local community of players...

I'm the only one who plays CSMs...

I'm just glad to see a lady out there proud of her slannesh marines...

so yeah...

"love is in the air.... everytime I look around"

Or however it goes.

Youd never see a dance off on the battle field instead of killing.

Or would you?

Have you thought of 2000 pts of Space marines Vs 2000 pts of eldar. Sm were defeated with the eldar having 1 casulity

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:A girl playing 40k.

I saw one of those last Saturday.

Things you'll never see in 40k...
A SM army fielding it's own god as an IC. (y'know like the Necrons and C'Tan, the Orks and the giant idol of Gork/Mork, Chaos)

The emperor on Dancing with the Stars.

halonachos wrote:The emperor on Dancing with the Stars.

Yeah you would but he would be a judge.

I thought he was more of an American Idol type of guy.

He could replace Simon and instead of using a horrible british accent to smite people, he would use his mind.

SINISM wrote:

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:A guy playing 40k who doesn't instantly cream over the first girl playng 40k they see...

shes not the first...

I actually play with a couple girls around here...

just in my local community of players...

I'm the only one who plays CSMs...

I'm just glad to see a lady out there proud of her slannesh marines...

so yeah...

D@mn your so lucky.

OT: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD becoming an everyday phrase for everybody.
"Good ,BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, mourning."
"How ,BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, are you."

Perhaps a girl NOT playing slaanesh marines, SOB, Dark Eldar, or pretty marines.

Come on girls, start using nurgle or at least orks.

You know, you have a point.