If you could be ANYTHING in the warhammer 40,000 universe, what would you be and why? This includes units and stuff NOT set in the codex,rulebooks or Imperial armor books. You can be living or non-living also (this includes tanks and such)

Also.. i don't want to see 500 posts of "The emperor"... that's just uncreative...

I would be a Tau in a XV22 battlesuit because:

A. It's pimping
B. It's pretty much one of the most advanced things in the universe
C. Dual weilding portable cannons has never been so much fun.

This is a cool idea, and I think it can end up making some good fun.
I think Id want to be that pile of random barrels that in EVERY battle, a unit inevitably hides behind for some sort of cover save.

No seriously tho Id probably want to be either a tech priest on mars. Building big bad ass machines would be AWESOME. Or the warboss that leads my Ork horde. Thatd be awesome as well

Eldrad :"o

Well i started read the soul drinkers omnibus, and im new to 40k

So as of now id want to be a Soul Drinker librarian , there gene seed power is pretty sick, and i like how the librarians can use the hell.

I would be a Tech-Priest Enginseer or Magos Explorator.

master of the Forge, Epistolary, or a Tau Shas'El in a XV8.

I would be a Norn Queen.

Whatever it is that Sisters of Battle wear between their skin and their armor....
Aw Yeah, Giggidygiggidy
Either that or a Trukk Driver. Go really fast and break stuff. Fun times.

Grey Knight.

That's right, it's ME that put's his fething life on the line everyday to ensure that YOU, the average, unassuming human doesn't get killed (or raped, in slaanesh's case) by daemons. And no one knows who I am....

A Tau Commander.

Eldar Pathfinder.

Eldar Harlequin.

An insane Chaos Sorcerer.

Rogue Trader or SM with Terminator Honors in the Deathwatch.

I would get a bad ass set of armor AND get to use Xeno technology!

The Revelator wrote:A Tau Commander.

High five, bro!

On a forgotten world in a forgotten part of the galaxy on the opposite end of the 'Nid hive fleets where no Ork spore has ever touched, no Tau toes have ever tread and it's one of those systems the Eldar have long since forgotten. Far away from any warp storms and free from the Imperium's propaganda.

Oh wait, I think we already live here...

Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka!Nobody does WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! like he can!

a Venerable Dreadnought (Bjorn the Fell-Handed)

he can remember fighting alongside Russ and lived at the same time as the Emporer, and he still kicks ass as a walking death machine.

Plus, who doesnt want the respect and admiration of an entire chapter of Spase Murheenz.

I'll be Mars. I'm just waiting for these damned tech priests to finish making me mobile so I can leave this doomed galaxy to its fate.

Biggest goal in life: Turn my surface into a giant windshield and go find some 'nids to splat.

The sun, I'll just asplode!

A Snotling just fired through the Shokk Attack Gun!

Whoo Hoo!!!

callidus assassin.

The Nightbringer, straight up.

Either a necron lord or a CSM (then work my way up).

I would like to be one of the oblivious descendants of the only successful inter-galactic colonisation, never to learn what is happening back in the good old milky way.

I would be a Space Slann. Super smart, long lived, and no ones trying to hunt me down.

So as of now id want to be a Soul Drinker librarian , there gene seed power is pretty sick, and i like how the librarians can use the hell.

Actually only Sarpedon can use hell, every librarian has a different power that comes naturally. I am not sure how far you are in the book but it talks about that a coupe times.

The warboss leading a green tide talk about living forever

I would so be Sly Marbo because in the imperial guard im second to no one when it comes to sneaking!! YEAH!!

I would be my guardsman chuck, because he KILS SPAAAAHSE MAHREEENES

I wanna be Slaanesh!

I had a similar idea for a "who has it easiest in the 40k universe" thread. I'd want to be a Monolith. Sleep alot, never get destroyed. It's a good metal life.

the Deceiver or Tzeentch

i mean some on....its gonna tun out in your favor in the end

Clthomps wrote:I would be a Space Slann. Super smart, long lived, and no ones trying to hunt me down.

So as of now id want to be a Soul Drinker librarian , there gene seed power is pretty sick, and i like how the librarians can use the hell.

Actually only Sarpedon can use hell, every librarian has a different power that comes naturally. I am not sure how far you are in the book but it talks about that a coupe times.

Damn well Sarpedon it is then

I'm gonna have to say a Warlord or Imperator Princeps... Because I could just stomp the tar out of you people who aspire to dreadnought-hood.


Have some creativity!

Gwar! wrote:I wanna be Slaanesh!

That is what I was gonna say :(

A mek... probably a big mek, but if not one from one of the old editions when you could drop them in a deff kopta actually screw bein a mek either big mek in a deff kopta or just a regular deffkopta pilot... i like to go fast dammit...

The Hive Mind. Zillions of eyes and ears, and not confined to one doomed galaxy. I want to eat existance itself. I'm soo hungery, NOM NOM NOM NOM!

I'd like to be a Custodes. I sit around in an empty castle all day looking fancy in golden armour. Plus, GW wouldn't make rules for me, so I wouldn't have to fight!

Gwar! wrote:I wanna be Slaanesh!

Ewww.... I don't want to know why.

Oh, I guess I would want to be an inquisitor lord. You could take control of just about any imperial asset you wanted to, generally throw your weight around and act like a bada$$.

The Changeling. Run around the galaxy, playing practical jokes on people, sounds like a good life to me.

Grand Master of a Titan Legion

I'm with gwar and Co. the 40k universe sucks soo much and slaanesh or worshiping slaanesh is the way to go. eternity of ultimate pleasure vs. life of misery suffering and Apocalypse no choice in my mind! Other than that just a normal ork boy. Your life is soooooo much fun, fight get bigga fight dem some more get more stuff and get bigga. maybe start your own waagh. I don't know, I'm not sure I'll have enough time!

screw you guys taking gods, why not take the old ones?

any ways Old Ones FTW

A Stormblade commander so i could blow away all the Traitors with my very large plasma cannon... not to mention all the Space Marines i could run over.

I'd be Kharn the Betrayer because he Enjoys

1. Killing His Enemys
2. Taking Their Skulls
3. Killing His Friends
4. Taking Their Skulls
5. Rinse Blood off and Repeat

A Lord Commander Militant. Nothing like leading dozens of IG regiments, titan legions and Spess Mahrine chaptas.

someone who doesnt get shot at

I would like to be a well constructed set of space corridors and, if I'm feeling frisky, industrial towers.

I want to be Gork, really going around for all eternity hitting the other gods w/ me club

Lansirill wrote:I would like to be a well constructed set of space corridors and, if I'm feeling frisky, industrial towers.

Personally i would be Inquisitor litko-aerosystem, LORD of the space corridors and MASTER of the industrial towers...
All your bases are belong to us...

A Bloodthirster would be pretty cool.

Yeah, bring it on.

Gunner for the (main) gun of a baneblade

or

My SM captain Honorblade and storm shield FTW

a consort for a sob

To all those saying they became a SoB Consort:

Titan Princeps, SM Chapter Master of the Salamanders, or A Battleship Captain.

Creed. You can make titans appear behind your opponent.

A sister of battle. Everyone in the 40k universe would want me because I was in the token female army.

and then I would shoot them with a flamethrower.

Plus, as grim and dark as the 40k universe is, at least the sisters have a real god they can believe in, and if they have faith they get to go to the afterlife.
That's better than what we got right now, in my opinion.
Not trying to start a religious debate, honest D:

Of all the women in 40k, I'd much rather commit xenos love heresy with an Eldar. Have you seen their Rule 34?

A better C'tan, only my name would be Admiral Shinysides, and I would command a dreaded legion of plasma rifle bearing midgets.

A Big Mek Warlord (along the lines of Wazdakka Gutsmek)

Being an Inquisitor would be fun, having a job based on influence and politics, with the ability to commandeer nearly anything and give anyone orders to do whatever I desire, with the full support of both the government and VERY powerful military arms.

Id be asduberal vect (spelt so wrong!) I get to roll around in a awesome tank jet, and have total slave babes all over it.

A Grenadier stationed on Vraks. Why... because theres nothing like sneaking into enemy trenches and slaughtering heretics by the dozens.

thekyle1231 wrote:Id be asduberal vect (spelt so wrong!) I get to roll around in a awesome tank jet, and have total slave babes all over it.

Asdrubael Vect* just for later reference

I would love to be "Decapitator" for anyone who doesn't know, hes a character from the dark eldar codex with 4 count 'em 4!!! arms and he appears outa no where, even better than ex-sly marbo

edit...poor grammar

An archon. I can make anyone my bitch. My scarest warriors will be in bikini's so theres some good to look at 24/7. Kinda of a hedonist. Looking at some of the fluff you know that sick humor would translate into something interesting. My mind is already disturbed enough.

I'm already a Necron Lord chained to a cubicle. Where's my shroud . . . ?

THE EMPORAR

Cypher or Hoec. Lot of walking, but cool guns and you are apparently unkillable.

I want to a SOB towel boy in the locker room. Can you image all the hot sisters lathering up and then doing hot *&^%#$%$* sex scenes......

I wanna be one of those creepy floating skull things with all the wires sticking out, because "Dat's da Sh#$, Yo!"

A C'Tan

I would be either a Grey Knight, a Vindicare Assassin or a Warlord Princeps

Horus....

Only this time I wouldnt lower my Void Shields at the last second....

jp400 wrote:Horus....

Only this time I wouldnt lower my Void Shields at the last second....

Only reason he did that in the first place was because the The Lion and The Wolf were days away and would have WTFBBQ'd him in Space

Waaaaaaagh! wrote:

jp400 wrote:Horus....

Only this time I wouldnt lower my Void Shields at the last second....

Only reason he did that in the first place was because the The Lion and The Wolf were days away and would have WTFBBQ'd him in Space

Correct. He needed to end the battle quickly so good old duel to the death ftw ;p

Keep on rolling with the "what you wanna be in 40K" i'm amazed at the lovely number of posts i've seen here ;p

Sly Marbo. Nuff said.

jp400 wrote:Horus....

Only this time I wouldnt lower my Void Shields at the last second....

Better answer:
Horus, only this time I don't fall to chaos.
Or Horus, only this time I just TELL the emperor he is being a bad father and I need a hug
Or Horus, only this time I don't kill those custodes.

TakeABow wrote:Being an Inquisitor would be fun, having a job based on influence and politics, with the ability to commandeer nearly anything and give anyone orders to do whatever I desire, with the full support of both the government and VERY powerful military arms.

Except you would have to kill innocent people.

Potentially billions of them.

Sgt. Tellion or Boss Snikrot
sneak, kill, repeat

Canonness Rory wrote:

TakeABow wrote:Being an Inquisitor would be fun, having a job based on influence and politics, with the ability to commandeer nearly anything and give anyone orders to do whatever I desire, with the full support of both the government and VERY powerful military arms.

Except you would have to kill innocent people.

Potentially billions of them.

I fail to see that as a problem...



I would be a Grey Knight Terminator with a psycannon. Coolest looking armor in the universe, badass Force Weapon, and an amazing gun. I am win, wrapped in awesome, covered in amazing sauce.

Mattlov wrote:

Canonness Rory wrote:

TakeABow wrote:Being an Inquisitor would be fun, having a job based on influence and politics, with the ability to commandeer nearly anything and give anyone orders to do whatever I desire, with the full support of both the government and VERY powerful military arms.

Except you would have to kill innocent people.

Potentially billions of them.

I fail to see that as a problem...

What he said!

A Chaos Dreadnought or a Noise Marine, have firepower and be a total maniac although maybe being a Necron would be sick

I want to be a bald, screaming, finger pointing marine.

If I could I would be either the 40k version of chuck noroise ( know it's mispelled) or If 40k universe was changed to something like yugioh I would be some kind of millennium item, of course the grey knights would destroy me first and ask questions later



BUT...

TAU COMMANDER ALL THE WAY
HUGE F******* WEAPS AND LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS
DRONE BODYGUARDS AND OTHER CRISIS SUITS TO HIDE BEHIND

I'd be....an eldar ranger (big suprise) but seriously, invisible elves with sniper rifles. whats not to like?

A Spase Marien.

Huuuuurrr.

But nah... I'd be the Tyranid Overmind/Hivemind/what-have-you.

That or Khorne.

I'll go out on a limb with this one:

A guardsman.
1) No thought involved. You're told what to do, you get three hots, a cot, a weapon you reload by popping one battery out and another in. All you really have to worry about is staying in squad coherency and providing cover fire for the Plasma Gunner.
2) All the Playguard you could ask for.
3) You're pretty much ignored as a result of massive, death-spewing tanks and planes, so when you actually KILL somebody with your lasgun, you can really feel good about yourself.
4) Hand to hand combat is too much work...it's so much easier to just pull the trigger as you spray and pray.
5) So what if you've died? The world of 40k sucks anyway! Plus you'll have more time to cheer for the Plasma Gunner that you took that bolter round for from the table edge.
6) You don't suck as much as Tau in CC.
7) Your Cadian pose is boring, but screw those haters, you're all about the "classic" look anyway.
8) Power armor is probably heavier than you really care to run around in all day.
9) The more people you kill, the more graves you have to dig, so BS3 isn't all that bad, really.
10) Your girlfriend back on Millionth Street in Nameless Hive City on Doomed Planet of Never-Ending-War can't make fun of you for saying WAAAAGH or hurrr.

Either that, or Captain of a BFG Battleship, because it would be awesome to command a ship like that.

The Nightbringer. No other way about it.

Tech-priest Explorer Magos or Tau Earth Caste.

Lord Commissar i can randomly kill my guys for fun. And they are just beez kneez.

Welcome to Dakka everyone?

I'd be a grey knight grandmaster. I run around in terminator armor, can carry any weapon I want, and get to blast things into little tiny pieces with psychic powers... What more fun is there?

Female space marine! lol I would love to see how many people freaked out

I'd be a Primarch.

Definetly tau:

Either a Fire Warrior just becasue they are so cool.

But i think i'll do for a pilot of a phirana, love those skimmers.

I'd be KHORNE
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Either Wazdakka Gutzmek or Kaptin Badrukk:
One is the leader of the biggest biker's gang of the galaxy,the other is one hell of a space pirate..case closed

I would be a grot purely because I want to experience life as a midget.

GoFenris wrote:On a forgotten world in a forgotten part of the galaxy on the opposite end of the 'Nid hive fleets where no Ork spore has ever touched, no Tau toes have ever tread and it's one of those systems the Eldar have long since forgotten. Far away from any warp storms and free from the Imperium's propaganda.

Oh wait, I think we already live here...

Pretty much what I'd go for. Live on some extremely remote human world, untouched by the Imperium, with a continually-progressing tech level since the Dark Age of Technology. That would give you a pretty high standard of living. Then hold the position of Head of the Secret Police or some other "right-hand man of the HMFIC" so you can live like a king too.

Everyone else in the galaxy leads a pretty crappy life. Even the High Lords of Terra are twisted cyborgs that make Darth Vader's prosthetics look sleek and comfortable.

I'd be a pimped out (dual melta pistols or something of the sort) urban Kasrkin! THEY ARE PIMPASS AND BEASTLY! NOTHING COMPARES!!!!!!

id want to be the guy firing the Vulcan Mega Bolter on the Stormlord. heavy 30 when standing still muhaha


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Jon Touchdown wrote: Female space marine! lol I would love to see how many people freaked out

id love to see the tits on a female space marine lol

The Angry Commissar wrote:id want to be the guy firing the Vulcan Mega Bolter on the Stormlord. heavy 30 when standing still muhaha


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Jon Touchdown wrote: Female space marine! lol I would love to see how many people freaked out

id love to see the tits on a female space marine lol

Brow, lowered

An Inquisitor!
Travel the galaxy! visit the worlds! Do whatever the hell you want, flash around a badge, and shoot anyone who doesn't like it!

Sounds nice to me.

Who would WANT to be the Emperor?
You sit...in a chair. Not much else to it really.
If I HAD to be someone in a coma then I would choose the Emperor I guess.
But Geez, even a snotling picking his nose would be more engaging/interesting/fun!
May I burn for my Heresies against HIS name

One of the Death Cult Assassins for me; The closest to a Ninja you can get in 40k, I think.
And you get to kill!

Such a great thread with some great entries.

If I could keep my current intellect and abilities of perception I'd definitely be a lictor. Those chameleon scales would come in handy to see what imperials actually do on a daily basis. That and I'd like to see how genestealers are formed... Do they come from eggs? Do they explode out of the chests of their victims like Sigourney Weaver's Aliens? And how tall is a broodlord anyways?

That and I think it'd be fun to hot drop out of orbit into a jungle and piddle around for a while... You know, explore the landscape, devour an imperial scout team, hide in a tree and watch the Predator rip someone's skull/spine out or use that awesome medkit they have on their arms.

I'd have to be the guy that controls a Capitol Imperialis. SO much fun with so many guns!

MC

A SQUAT(surprised it hasn't come up) because:

1:We trade with every one succesfully
2:We have awesome giant tanks
3:We are left alone by GW
4:Who doesn't love space dwarves

Other than that I would like to be a Flash Git(yay pirates) orks with PLASMER GUNZ,gold teeth and tri-corn hats sounds so much fun.

I would be Horus and finish what he started.

id be a giant bananna

garret wrote:someone who doesnt get shot at

Good luck trying to find something like that





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garret wrote:id be a giant bananna

And your reasoning for this...?

i always wanted to be especially iif i was being eatten by a giant woman in a bikini
i figured in 40k there everything else s why not that

You always wanted to be what?

GoFenris wrote: A Snotling just fired through the Shokk Attack Gun!

Whoo Hoo!!!

The Snotling after him!! Or the mek shooting it when it EXPLODES!!!!


Or possibly a chapter master - going around, blowing up planets whenever you get bored... now THATS the life

Absent.

I would want to be a adptus custodian. It would be asome to preatty much be a one man army

Either a Commissar, Inquisitor, Guardsmen Sniper, Wolf Scout or a Undivided Daemon Prince.

garret wrote:i always wanted to be especially iif i was being eatten by a giant woman in a bikini
i figured in 40k there everything else s why not that

I seriously doubt you will find a giant woman in a bikini in 40k.
A woman in power armour, mabye. But ask a SoB to get into a bikini and you'll find yourself with a nasty little case of Boltgun-To-The-Head-Syndrome.

I'd be the lucky Guardsman whom, like Creed, has a horseshoe up his arse and thus, never ends up getting killed

A SQUAT(surprised it hasn't come up) because:

1:We trade with every one succesfully
2:We have awesome giant tanks
3:We are left alone by GW
4:Who doesn't love space dwarves

You left out "Great Cook". Hey, chicks dig guys that can cook. And to top it off, we all know what they say about guys with hairy feet...

The hive mind. I eated your galaxy. Then I eated some more. *tards

I would be a Farseer. They look so comfortable, walking around the battlefield in slippers and a robe, covered in jewels. Plus, you could put their psychic abilities to good use (I'm thinking of a Jedi mind trick type scenario). You'd never have to pay for anything ever again. Also, you'd live to be a thousand, and when you die they put you in a nice garden.

A jetbike mounted Farseer would be even better in fact. With a singing spear for the karaoke nights.

A jetbike mounted Farseer would be even better in fact. With a singing spear for the karaoke nights.

*Watches as the spear sings* "Don't stop believin'! Duh Nuhh Nuhh! Hold on to that special feelin'!" *...Holds up lighter*

I would be a Chaos Terminator who doesnt get assassinated by Aspring Champions by "devious means" as they're only Aspiring whereas I have aspired!

Aspired doesn't mean you achieved your aspirations. It means that you once were aspiring, but are no longer. It doesn't refer to whether you were sucessful or just a hopeless bum.

Laughing God.

Oh yay!
You crack jokes for all eternity!

Elccisharch!


You have hot armored chicks waiting on you hand and er...foot. Have the adoration of the masses, get to speak for a living god, own planets, and your a "High Lord of Terra"! Woo-hoo!!! Yeah baby!

Definitely the Hive Mind. Because I win.

hmmmmmmmm i would pick on ork wierd boy and wear a sunflower dress and a sunflower hat so everyone knows im wierd plus the humiez will be stunned speachless

I would like to be an imperial guardsmen that gets to man one of the various tanks.

H'mm everyone seems to be picking various gods or VIP's.

I'd just want to be a kitted out biker nob.
Cruising around some contested world looting and pillaging, then burning (best order)

I wanna be Gwar.

H.B.M.C. wrote:I wanna be Gwar.

This turns me on in ways I never imagined possible

I wanna be BATMAN.




...

Or a chaos biker.

The Changeling so I can pretend to be the Emporer.

Someone that is breathing probably...

Failing that...well, you can't lower your standards much lower than that can you.


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Gwar! wrote:

H.B.M.C. wrote:I wanna be Gwar.

This turns me on in ways I never imagined possible

Oh wait!

...You can.

A leman russ punisher tank driver.... A crazy nutter with a crazy shooty gun.. what's not to like?

Of course i would love to be a baneblade driver. Those tanks look so roomy ;p

Bambi!!!!!!

H.B.M.C. wrote:
I wanna be Gwar.

This turns me on in ways I never imagined possible

I'm suprised he hasn't made this a part of his sig

metallifan wrote:

H.B.M.C. wrote:
I wanna be Gwar.

This turns me on in ways I never imagined possible

I'm suprised he hasn't made this a part of his sig

Him or me? because I am sorely tempted, but I have my Integrity to maintain

Adeptus Mechanicus priest. The scientific side of me loves those guys to death.

Or a Techmarine, best of both worlds.

Him or me? because I am sorely tempted, but I have my Integrity to maintain

...As this post is followed by a signature of nearly 100 different formats of "Gwar! is right"... Oh hell... Hopefully I didn't just...

Grey Knight or an Inquisitor.

Striking Scorpion.

Because nothing says cool like blasting holes in people with your face, right?

Eldar pornographer.

I reeaaaaaly hope you meant photographer...

Tau Ethereal . . .

. . . so I'd know what they are up to.

I say again.

Bambi!!!!!!!!!!
Or failing that:
-Inquisitor
-Death cult assasin
-Storm Trooper
-Crusader

Emperors Faithful wrote:I reeaaaaaly hope you meant photographer...

I'm sure photography could be involved at some point.

Id be a jump pack wearing marine in Shrike's Wing...


lightning claws for a pro baby!!!!

id wanna be a bike riding vanguard vet with a power whip.

I'd be the outsider. I wonder what it's like blabbering about crazily in another galaxy while eating the souls of the living.

Jetbike rider! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM!
Nah, just the common IG. Travel the galaxy, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Emperors Faithful wrote:Jetbike rider! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM!
Nah, just the common IG. Travel the galaxy, meet interesting people, and get killed by them.

Corrected

No, that would be more like Travel the galaxy, meet interesting/crazy stuff that is way stronger than you and THEN get ass whupped.
With people I think IG have a little (teeny-tiny) advantage...guns.

A Psyker of some sort.
Eldar Farseer or SM Librarian I think.

Cause fryin' yer enemies with lightning is badass.

That being said, Weirdboy be pretty cool to be too. Pop some 'eads!

Id be a super titan commander.(a titan sooooo big his head is out of the atmosphere.)

I change my mind, I wanna be SLY MARBO!!!!!!!!!!!! He bettah zahn tah emparaah

Mostly likely Lord Solar, all the power of the imperium at your command or a Tau commander only for the cool mech with all the cool weapons you get.

Forget a titan. A fleet admiral/captain could blow them to teensy-weensy bits.

That said, never was a sailor. And those sailor boys spend a looooooong time alone in space.

This question is unimaginably perfect for me, I stoped playing years ago but my head has always been filed with monsters.

I have imagind myslef as a human raised by Kroot. A human that fights as a Tau auxilary. A mutant 5th gneration genesteler that apears completly human (including hair) and retains a level of inderviduality beound the hive, able to controll his brood brothers. A new tyranid race, where a Noran Queen has attempted to generate a new race of tyranid creatures able to think more indervidualy (maby a bit like the Zoats) using human DNA, at the same moment another Queen dies, causeing her to spawn a new Queen and everything goes wrong couse her "human" creation to be inprinted with all synapse controll and 'creating' power of a queen.
A membor of the adeptus mechanus asigned to the Ordoes Zenos hunting down Tyranids with the Deathwatch, but making heritcal dealings with the Tau Water cast. An imperial assasin gone mad, devoting to slannesh and the persute of the perfect kill. A feather sorcerur of Tzennich. A group of humans traped so long on a feral planet with orcs that it is but second nature to trade in teeth. A new star god, smaller than the rest so week and trapped that it has taken on many of the empotions of the humans it feeds on, but abple to call upon its silent gardians at a momnets notice.

these are the things that will my head, and thats just 40K..

And people wonder why I find it hard to get to sleep at night ?

CHUCK NORIS!

Or a Daemon Prince if the first one is taken

An Enslaver... Can't catch me C'tan! ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne

Wraithlord: huge bright lance, wrist-mounted flamer and catapult, and of course a giant sword. it makes killing easy and fun!

wraithlord brings up a good point.

Be a badass eldar warrior, die heroicly (or craply) then get entombed (spirit stone) in a wraithlord/guard and live and fight forEVA!

i want to be nurgle cause i can bring people back to life sure there mutated but there back

Wait i'm going to change my answer
i want to be an Fleet Admrial with a Emperor class battleship. So I could fight in SPESSSS

Indrick Boreale.

I would be a Klingon.

DOOMRIDER.

A vindicare assassin just for the headshots!

The golden throne...

I would be an eldar farseer

I would have to say that if I could be ANYTHING I would be...Caiphus Cain. Guns, glory, and the girls, come on now. He's humble, terribly lucky (or brave depending on how you view him), and he's the Hero of the Imperium!

My backup option is Ghazghull Thraka, the biggest, baddest Ork in history. Yeah he's taken a couple of whoopins on Armeggeddon, but hey you can't win them all.

barlio wrote:My backup option is Ghazghull Thraka, the biggest, baddest Ork in history. Yeah he's taken a couple of whoopins on Armeggeddon, but hey you can't win them all.

Yeah, except that an Ork can never be defeated in battle remember.. they cant lose, because if they run away, that fight dont count and they can always come again for anuvva go!!! WAAAGH!!

C'tan void dragon! NOM NOM NOM DA GALAXIES TASTE LIKE A GOOD SAMMICH!


1) IM A GOD that is huge.
2) I have a whole race of people to feed me every day?
3) im realy powerful and since im not in the warp i can actually do stuff like i don't know rip apart a space ship and kill millions of people and eat stars?

nuff said

I WOULD BE THE MOST POWERFUL DAEMON PRINCE IN THE WHOLE CHAOS!!!!

Shower servitor at Convent Prioris.

That, or Gregor Eisenhorn. He's like Horatio Caine with psychic powers.

I WOULD BE THE MOST POWERFUL DAEMON PRINCE IN THE WHOLE CHAOS!!!!

sadly most other deamons will hold you in disgust because of your human origin.

LunaHound wrote:
Eldrad :"o

What a dick! LOL.

I'd probally be Black Sabbath. Seriously, you know you want them to come and rock the faces off the boys in the Imperial Guard.

No seriously, I'd like to be a Warhound Titan. I'd be able to call down ungodly amounts of death, fight in urban enviroments, and be able to work closely with the Imperial Guard who would provide support.

The lucky dung beetle following a Carnifex, everything i could ever want in excess...

The hive mind... I devoure you all!

This guy...


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That is probably the most metal GW related guy EVER...

I'm rarely ever outside the warp, but if I am...

STERNGUARD YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vangaurd with power fist and plasma pistol.

I'd be either a Grey Knight Termi or a Valhallan Commisar. WHERE IS YOUR COURAGE WHERE IS YOUR PRIDE!!!!!

A Space Marine. Preferably one that has a black library series based off him so I can perform incredible feats and be around for the sequel.

Blood Angel... nuff said

Changing mine for Mephiston!

HOEC! One of the oldest Eldar, just comes and goes where he wants, stealing stuff and braining people w/ the first sniper rifle EVAR

Titan pilot.

I'd be the emperor. After all, I do [like being da boss!

A daemon-hunting inquisitor geared to the teeth with a personal retinue of daemon blasting goodness, additionally, an auxiliary of Grey Knights I can call when things get too intense.

Barring that, maybe a Grey Knight Grandmaster? That would be pretty awesome, for all the reasons everyone else has already said.

The Grey Knight Grandmaster would not be fun. You're WHOLE life is about sacrifice and self-denial.

Being and inquisitor you kill baddies AND you get a life.

Emperors Faithful wrote:The Grey Knight Grandmaster would not be fun. You're WHOLE life is about sacrifice and self-denial.

Being and inquisitor you kill baddies AND you get a life.

How does one kill that which has no life?

lol

hell id be summit bad and non assuming. like a necron scarab. witha personality and with it some issues. id hide in the ground until some poor guy walks past without crotch protection....and then id pounce.

either that or c'tan nightbringer?

either one. Just AIM FOR THE CROTCH!!!

Techno-Walrus wielded thunder bucket.

Techno-Walrus ftw

High lord of terra! Do what I want when I want plus free valet parking and cutting through those long lines at the DMV!

Void Whale.
what better feeling to drain millions of creatures through your teeth and have a blast of flatulence end the lives of untold billions?
Plus you only have to watch out for Kaptin Badrukk, the only known creature to have ever killed one...and he was probably lying, it was just an oversized squiggoth with rabies.

Just watch out for those Tau/Jap Whalers, Nightwatch. I heard they sell Void Whale meat on the side "For the Greater Good".

Tank commander. With a little luck I'll survive the lemming years and get a command of my own, preferably something weighing in at 300+ tonnes.

I wouldn't mind being a multicoloured Eldar Harlequin, dancing about and shooting people in the face.

Although I would not mind being an IG medic, dodging bullets to rescue injured guardsmen (guess who always plays the medic in squad based games ).

I would be a deathstrike missile who believes in hinduism. After detonating in a spectacular radioactive mushroom cloud I could be reborn on the assembly line (watch those frisky mecendrites techpriest, keep your hand off the missile's special areas (guidance package?)).

A tech priest would be cool, especially having a mechanical tail that I can both use as a seat and to throttle my underlings.

Munitorium officer. I can both hold and enjoy big toys without having to get onto the field of battle and be an a$$hole to anyone I want, especially guard officers who can't do anything about it.

If there was a male equivalent of a Sister Hospitallier, then I'd be one them. Too bad I'm no doctor.

I'd want to be a goody. On the good side. Not the bad one...just so ya know.

Emperors Faithful wrote:If there was a male equivalent of a Sister Hospitallier, then I'd be one them. Too bad I'm no doctor.

I'd want to be a goody. On the good side. Not the bad one...just so ya know.

You could be an IG medic with me. I would even let you carry the stretcher.

Hmmm, stretcher bearers REALLY last long in 40k don't they? lol.

Anyway, I meant helping people aside from the war. refugees, poor impoverished hivers or the like. Seriously they are like the Mother Teresa's of the future!

Mother Theresa in 40k would be tracked down and raped within seconds of doing something good.


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Emperors Faithful wrote:Just watch out for those Tau/Jap Whalers, Nightwatch. I heard they sell Void Whale meat on the side "For the Greater Good".

I'd be more worried about Kaptin Badruk, he has a personal vendetta with void whales and isn't afraid to kill them.

Emperors Faithful wrote:Hmmm, stretcher bearers REALLY last long in 40k don't they? lol.

Well, we can heal each other and live forever!

And if it is anything like CoD3, you can jab people from in cover to heal them and watch them get cut down by the heavy machine gunner who is camped at the other end of the corridor over and over again

Anyway, I meant helping people aside from the war. refugees, poor impoverished hivers or the like. Seriously they are like the Mother Teresa's of the future!

Once I have finished painting up my current armies (which will be some time in 2050) I was planning on creating a chapter formed from the Salamanders that was geared towards medical aid for both combatants and civillians. There is going to be so many Apothecaries.

A SoB convent's in-house doctor.

"How does it feel here?.... And here?.... And *here*?

*wink wink*

Skarwael wrote:A SoB convent's in-house doctor.

"How does it feel here?.... And here?.... And *here*?

*wink wink*

Swiftly followed by being burnt at the stake

Being a gynaecologist/doctor for the Sisters of Battle would be more dangerous than playing 'patty-cake, patty-cake, Baker's man' with a Carnifex.

i would be a imperial guard named LEEROY JENKINS!

The answer is easy. An Ork Boss... cause what makes me truely happy is killing and I can do nothing but killing! kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill and I would be forever content.

The emprah. sittin there all day with an entire galaxy worshiping me and i dont have to do anything.

Either a Grey Knight Grand Master, or a Kroot. Grey knights are fething badass, but the kroots anatomy and biology are second to NONE, yes, that means the sphess muhreens. but only one of the two.


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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

LunaHound wrote:
Eldrad :"o

What a dick! LOL.

I'd probally be Black Sabbath. Seriously, you know you want them to come and rock the faces off the boys in the Imperial Guard.

No seriously, I'd like to be a Warhound Titan. I'd be able to call down ungodly amounts of death, fight in urban enviroments, and be able to work closely with the Imperial Guard who would provide support.

isn't a warhound supposed to be there to support the imperial guard...? no, wait.... that's just stupid. xD


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Arthas367 wrote:I'd be Kharn the Betrayer because he Enjoys

1. Killing His Enemys
2. Taking Their Skulls
3. Killing His Friends
4. Taking Their Skulls
5. Rinse Blood off and Repeat

Don't you know? Kharn never changed his armor color from blue to red. he just never showers. lol!

If i could be anything in 40k i would be...
either an Inquisitor (be a part of the Ordo Xenos and decide who dies and lives (chrush them from the inside) Bwahahaha!!!)
an imperial commisar (Only if i was the schola's best ever student)
or possibly a grey knight (kicken ass vs Chaos Daemons!!!)

(is it just me or does it say im an american!??)

I would be one of the Two "missing" Primarchs showing back up with my full Legion and seeing what's happened get the Imperium fixed the way dear old dad would have wanted it and then just wiping every army that came my way.

BrookM wrote:Mother Theresa in 40k would be tracked down and raped within seconds of doing something good.

To do that you'd have to get through the legions of SoB 's guarding her. She HAS been canonised, ya know.


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SilverMK2 wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:Hmmm, stretcher bearers REALLY last long in 40k don't they? lol.

Well, we can heal each other and live forever!

And if it is anything like CoD3, you can jab people from in cover to heal them and watch them get cut down by the heavy machine gunner who is camped at the other end of the corridor over and over again

Hmmm, I don't know if we can "heal" a bolter round to the head...much.

Guard: How bad is it doc?
Medic: Not good, I'm afraid. You have ten.
Guard: Ten what? Years? Months? Days?!?
Medic: 9,8,7,6...


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After thinking about it. Mabye a Salamander.
Pros:
1) You're black.
2) You have red eyes.
3) You're a humanitarian.
4) Evryone digs ya, ESPECIALLY the LAYdees!
5) Coolest planet EVA!!!
6) Still no con's so far...
7) Didn't I mention being black and having red GLOWING eyes!!!!

Imperial Governor of a really nice, affluent, paradise world happily situated miles and miles from any alien or Chaos threat, ruling so benevolently that noone wants to politically assassinate me.

Fantastic..

if i was in the 40k universe id prolly end up being a commissar. wishful thinking aside, i would have been drafted into the commissariat. im ok with it.

A really badass Ork Warboss that stomps humies into the ground!!!!

Definatly Tzeentch.

Your a god [so unmatched powers, immortality, etc]. Since it is the changer of ways, the fun just never stops.

Wolf Lord. Hunt by day, feast by night. And, giant beard.

The head of the Ecclesiarchy: A high lord of terra with control of the entire cult of the imperium, legions of fanatical priests, Witch hunters, arco flagellants, penitent engines and bolter toting nuns (whats not to love (save for that inquistor breathing down my neck)

Legion of the dammed marine.
They are awesome and appear out of no where from the warp.

A totally badass space marine or the Hive Mind itself. Yay, i get my own race of worker creatures!

The Deciever.Then I could eat the Terran sun and end the Universe!

I would have to go with either...

A:Gork
B:Mork

It has to be said: I'd quite like to be a suicidal Grot... Getting high on mushrooms, runnin' around an' nickin' stuff, throwing wrenches at hungry squigs... Oh, and let's not forget - Piloting an Über deff rokkit DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

would have to be an infiltrated skull probe in an SOB convent showers

Eldar pathfinder.

It is like being a professional homeless person.

With a huge sniper rifle and cloak of invisibility.

Silverthorne wrote:Eldar pathfinder.

It is like being a professional homeless person.

With a huge sniper rifle and cloak of invisibility.

I tip my hat (if I were wearing one) to you silverthorne, I have never heard an eldar ranger being described as such. But you have definitely won this thread. QFT...FTW. *appluase*

AGREED

Emperors Faithful wrote:After thinking about it. Mabye a Salamander.
Pros:
1) You're black.
2) You have red eyes.
3) You're a humanitarian.
4) Evryone digs ya, ESPECIALLY the LAYdees!
5) Coolest planet EVA!!!
6) Still no con's so far...
7) Didn't I mention being black and having red GLOWING eyes!!!!

When I eventually get round to making up a SM force, it will be a Salamander derived force, for pretty much those reasons

It will be medically orientated, perhaps tasked with sampling the biological threats that face the Empire, as well as helping retain the genetic material of space marines etc who fall in battle who's own medical people cannot get to them, as well as providing protection and medical aid to the civillian population in times of war.

I would not mind being one of those guys

Lots of Apothecaries then. Black dudes in white armour, how ironic.

A Squiggoth, I'm told we look alike.

Yes, but a more detailed description would be "the south end of a squigoth heading north".

Emperors Faithful wrote:Yes, but a more detailed description would be "the south end of a squigoth heading north".

QFT

I wanna be a Grey Knight Terminator. They kill everyone. And everyone else.

Or Abaddon the Despoiler just so I can be the best special character anywhere and have like 10,000 CSM who will walk off a cliff at my word!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And I wouldn't lose as much as him...

Commander Indrick Boreale.
A WHOLE COMPANY OF SPESS MEHREENS TO DIE FOR THEH EMPRA!

But seriously, I would actually be a Hormagaunt on the frontlines against Imperial Guard, just so I could see their pure 'oh sh*t' faces when I leap into the trench, talons outstretched to reap that unprotected, endoskeletoned flesh.

Or just get laughed at by your buddies as you get sluaghtered before even seeing thier front lines.

I would like to be a chapter equerrie probably the safest job you could have

1. Crimson Fists Sternguard
2. Ork Dethkopta Pilot
3. Ulthwe Farseer
4. Iron Warriors Warsmith

Kragura wrote:I would like to be a chapter equerrie probably the safest job you could have

No, this is,http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Night_Bringer

Daemon primarch

flamer happy SM

I would be ghazkul-thraka

I would say either Cypher, Doombreed, or 1k son.


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Either Cypher or Doombreed.

Warlord of my own ex-Chapter of Space Marine turned traitor 8k years ago. Plus hes a sorceror of Tzeentch.

Or a Tech-Priest from Mars.

I would be a robotic carnifex, with power claws, and lascannons mounted on its back, that breathes fire and spits acid. and it has an awesome spikey robotic tail. it essentially the pinnacle of awesomeness. you know you cant argue...........oh yeah and it can fly.

Cultist of chaos, because there is nothing like being possessed by a greater deamon

1. Chaos Space Marine
2. Ork Warboss with mo' dakka
3. The Emperor's Groom of the Stool - the easiest job in the Galaxy.

I would be the princeps of the Dies Irae as ill crush everyone under my iron tread!

I'd be the warp.

I would be a Eldar wraith lord because they are big, mean and hard to kill.

Techmarine all the way; best of both worlds, you get to receive the best engineering education in the Imperium and you are an Astartes.

Cane wrote:I'd be the warp.

I'd be the guy writing what goes on in the Universe. And one day I'd get bored and write a story of how one member from each race in one galaxy find my hovel and stand there trying to figure out what this "thing with an ancient typing device is."

Then I'd write that each one goes back to it's respective world where a plague is unleashed that causes their empires to crumble and vanish - which for the Tyranids would be amusing as they'd all be floating in space.

It only gets worse.

I would be Nurgle.

releasing plagues into realspace to see what happened would be fun.

Either
1) An Ork, because I'd never be unhappy. So while my life might be short, it would be freakin AMAZING (Pref a Nob or Boss, and definetly Blood Axes )

2) Earth Caste scientist, Tau. Working for the Greater Good, safe in the heart of the Empire. Probably in weapons/armour development, and therefore feel like I am contributing to the larger whole of society!

Also,

Khornholio wrote:
3. The Emperor's Groom of the Stool - the easiest job in the Galaxy.

I Lol'ed so hard I think my spleen broke!

A space marine captain who has command of a space marine company and is allied to billions of imperial guardsman who own a emperor titan and all the other types of titan and all the super heavy tanks classes. The enemy shall know fear.
Kill the mutant
Burn the heretic
Purge the unclean

Basically, you just described an Inquistor who lacks a sex life.

Hmmmm... If I could be anything in the 40K universe, what would I be?
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LiquidxRaiden wrote:I would be a robotic carnifex, with power claws, and lascannons mounted on its back, that breathes fire and spits acid. and it has an awesome spikey robotic tail. it essentially the pinnacle of awesomeness. you know you cant argue...........oh yeah and it can fly.

Hmmm.. going to have to add to that... Lets see you have a robotic carnifix with

- power claws
- lascannons
- breaths fire
- spits acid
- spiky tail
- flying

I'm going to change the lascannons with railguns(twin-linked), keep the power claws, spiky tail for a Vortex geneade launching tail. Add intergrated twin-linked punisher cannons into the chest and not only just make it fly but turn it into a true flyer that can eat tau space ships ;p

I think if i had to choose i would choose vekt..
he gets all the bitches.

That being said if i was forced to pick a guardsmen
i would be from tanith; so i can literally kill anything

Superscope wrote:

LiquidxRaiden wrote:I would be a robotic carnifex, with power claws, and lascannons mounted on its back, that breathes fire and spits acid. and it has an awesome spikey robotic tail. it essentially the pinnacle of awesomeness. you know you cant argue...........oh yeah and it can fly.

Hmmm.. going to have to add to that... Lets see you have a robotic carnifix with

- power claws
- lascannons
- breaths fire
- spits acid
- spiky tail
- flying

I'm going to change the lascannons with CYCLONIC TORPEDOES(twin-linked), SWITCH the power claws FOR TITAN CLOSE COMBAT WEAPONS, spiky tail for a Vortex SUPPORT MISSILE launching tail. Add intergrated LANCE BATTERIES into the chest and not only just make it fly but turn it into a true flyer that can eat VOID WHALES ;p

Overkill, thats my forté.

I would be a Khorne Berseker... I don't know, just to kill everything with your hands, a rock or just anything near you, thats it just grand... and that battlecry "Skulls for the Skull Throne" it's just beatiful

Armorer for a Sisters of Battle Orders Militant Temple.

Ya!

Kharne

I'd be Gork.

No, wait, Mork.

No, Gork...

probably i woulld be a sniper drone without a controller. no one would see me and i would be freaken people out with sniper fire... what did you say (then his head explodes). either that or a Shas O

I'd be a commissar! nothing beats executing people in the line of war.

"ok men, your gonna go through this mine field"-me

"but sir...can't you get those ratlings and mutants to do it?"-guardsman

"by the order of the emperor! that is Heresy!"-me

*shoots every guardsman then throws their bodies onto the mine field"

Kharn the Betrayer. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

The Highest Ranked Terminator Librarian So I Can Do Magic And Be A Terminator With A Staff. Ya That'd Be Cool.

a turtle, a space turtle....

on a different note, i would want to be either:
a commissar
an ORK! WAAAAAGH!
*ahem* or my guardsman "trooper Travaansk" (he always survives games always, he capped a monolith with his meltagun, and he charged a 'fex (i needed to slow it down) and he survived for the rest of the game, 3 turns)

=O DUDE. SELL. EBAY. NOW.

NEVAR!!!!

Seriously though I am never selling Travaansk... I'm gonna be buried with that lil' bugger...

Plus, with all the hard work and epic lulz/Omgz he has provided, he has earned himself a sainthood or somethang....







I'll settle for a seat on the Golden Throne, nothing more, nothing less...

An Inquisitor. I could do almost whatever I want, and would have the authority to make it happen. But I'd suck ass on the table, and most people would just take me for the free psychic hood or to sign some assassin's contract.

Grey Knight Terminator with Psycannon.

You can't hurt my brain. You are going to have a hard time hurting my body. You can't touch my soul.

My armor is the coolest in the galaxy.

And my gun really makes your look like a piece of crap.

Oh yeah, this halberd? I use it ONE HANDED.

I want to be a Titan! Being that big makes the wars going on around me look like Warhammer

//Edge

lol @ OnTheEdge.

I'd be....well I want to Typhus but I don't enyone wants to be Chaos with the whole you get tortuered and look like a horse foot after....I think I'd wonna be an Emperor's Champion for BT because those guys are so BA with their black swords they're like Spartans.

Terminator with cyclone launcher or Calculus Astrologus.

the Golden Thrown. He didn't say we had to be living

I can't believe no-ones said void whale.

Slaanesh. Need I say more?

I'd be Gork so that I could go and smash the Chaos gods.

penut the butter wrote:Slaanesh. Need I say more?

Does anyone have that Chaos Divided comic at hand?

I would be chapter master tu'shan of the salamanders. He didn't fight for glory on Armeggedon like the Ultrasmerfs. He fought for the citizens of Armeggedon.

Vulcan, not only do I have some pretty cool wargear, but I happen to always be surrounded by 5-10 TH/SS Terminators and have my own personal LR variant. Hell I am better protected than a chapter master.

gota be Lucius, id be the best swordsman in the galaxy and even if you do kill me slaanesh wount let me die so you slowly become me until your just a tormented soul on my armour!

i'd be pinceps of a titan

i would be abaddon cause hes so uber or a Uber Chaos Lord or a Uber Daemon Prince

abaddon fails

lol Abaddon got pwned by eldrad.. hhmm hard call cause lucious, kharn, ahriman, khorne, slaanesh, tzeentch, not nurgle lol, daemon prince, etc are all amazing!

Inquisitor, just for the authority.

hmmm... ide be my special character for my eldar. ELEGOST DEARE, SELKERDRIM (tolkien elvish for commander) OF THE JOU-DANN ARMIES, with his dragon GYRLASZTHRAEN (tolkien elvish for eagle, destruction).

Cause Elegost is so ownage and has been alive for almost 1000 years .

besides him i would be... a ork fighta bomba pilot... WOOOOH...

or a defiler...

Or a warp spider... cause they are epic... but ide rather die in battle than have the whole soul suck outa chest thing...

Elegost

I'd want to be one of the Tanith First and Only.

Then I could kill ANYTHING and generally be a badass.