Dietn avoids being devoured by walkers or shot by crazed bikers or vengeful Daughters of dead Drug Lords only to wander the wasteland with a scorching case of Herpes...Lulz.
FITZZ wrote: Dietn avoids being devoured by walkers or shot by crazed bikers or vengeful Daughters of dead Drug Lords only to wander the wasteland with a scorching case of Herpes...Lulz.
Halon glanced at Mace " Perhaps you should go check out preparations around the camp."
Mace looked over at Hog,sensing the coming storm " Yeah..I'll get on that right now." the biker said and exited the room.
" So...Is Keira Ok?!" Hog said,anger growing in his voice.
Tombstone turned to Face Hog,his cold eyes locking on the angry biker " She's gone man." Tombstone said.
" Gone!!?" Hog shouted " You mean she's dead?!!"
" No Hog.." Tombstone said " I mean she's gone...she took off...left early this morning."
" Left?!" Hog shouted " Why the feth did you let her go!!?"
" I Didn't fething let anybody fething go!!" Tombstone roared " She just fething left!!!...She'd been having a lot of problems lately Hog!!..you want to tell me why that fething is!!!"
Hog glared at Tombstone.
" When we found Keira she was pretty bruised up.." Tombstone shouted "...and alone...You want to tell me why Hog?!!..Wasn't she with you?!!...weren't you looking out for her?!...why don't you fething tell me just what the feth happened?!!"
Hog simply folded his arms and continued to glare at his leader.
" Well since you ain't got gak to say." Tombstone spat " Maybe I'll try to figure it out myself...she piss you off Hog!?...you get a little hands on Hog?!!...leave her out there by herself because she made ya angry Hog??!!...is that fething it?!!"
Hog winced,but fixed Tombstone with a look of pure rage .
" You wanna jump Hog!!" Tombstone yelled " You wanna jump..go ahead jump...but I'm going to definitely feth up your landing !!...you think your a bad ass Hog?!..C'mon make a move...I'll show you what bad ass is Mother fether!!" Tombstone roared.
" Guys...cool it we ave to focus on what's headed our way." Halon said .
Tombstone raised a hand towards Halon all the while keeping his eyes locked on Hog " Gimme one second Halon." the biker said.
Hog sighed "Yeah Stone...I did all that...everything your saying" Hog shook his head " And as much as I want to I can't take it back...I'm know you've been in similar situations."
Tombstone stared at the other biker.
" I can't change what happened" Hog said " But I can try to make up for it...I have to find her Stone."
Tombstone nodded " Yeah man...I guess you do."
" For what it's worth...I'm sorry I hurt her" Hog said.
" Don't tell me that man." Tombstone said " Tell her."
Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:One time I got assualted by about 8 at the same time there on Point Lookout (I assume you are talking about that) but my nice old Jingweis Shocksword helped me out (and the Gauss Rifle)
Know how you can avoid all the unessential killing of ghouls, and in some cases, have them as your allies?
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Might want to have Mace run some handgun drills for some of the non-combatant men. Or at least the ones that are left..
I had that in mind,more along the lines of Mace getting Earl...who is a veteran cop to quick drill the less knowledgeable on proper gun/combat tactics,while he...along with Deadman and Carol (the army platoon commander) discuss base defenses vs evac.
"come on people, get to work, do you want to get eaten" Hardie yelled as everybody hurried about below him
they dragged a pait of ARC welders and some make-shift armour panels, attaching them like a cone on the front of the Amtracks, Hardie jumped down from the killdozer, the small ladder built into the side barely fittied his hands, let alone his feet. He walked over the team working on the fuel trailer.
"Hows it goin' Boomer, we need it done sooner rather than later"
"don't worry sir, we're setting the last charge now, C4 rolled with gunpowder, nice idea sir"
"looking forward to it." Hardie said before moving on.
"you, quit doing nothing and help bring that ammo out from inside, we need it all loaded, we won't have time to dilly-dally" he said to another soilder.
he climbed up on the SUV's bonnet, "everybody, check your masks, make them fit not...no, put them on now, we don't want any feth ups."
hardie pulled his own Gas mask off his belt, checking the seal, it was tight but uncomfortable"
OOC: i think i'mm all ready, troops are ready, ammo is being loaded, plane is ready, secret weapon is loaded
Mace jogged out towards the center of the camp were a large group of people had gathered.
" What's going on Mace" Jason asked " Word is there's going to be an attack...is it true?...who would attack us?"
An urgent babble ran through the crowd,and Mace held up a hand to speak.
" We have reason to believe that we may be facing some hostilities from another group...a well armed and well trained group."
" What the feth." Someone shouted " We don't have enough trouble with walkers...now we have to worry about the living as well!!"
Mace continued " We're planning on sending a small force to engage the hostiles...with any luck they will be stopped before they can reach us here...however...were going to be ready if they do get to us."
Carol Spoke from the crowd " This area is highly defensible...and there is a substantial amount of explosives set into the surrounding treeline...holding our own should be viable."
" I've never shot a gun in my life" a young woman said.
Mace frowned,thinking it odd that anyone had survived a year in post apocalypse America without shooting a weapon at least once,he glanced into the crowd and saw Earl.
" Earl...come here for a minute" Mace said.
The man strolled over to where the biker stood.
" For those of you who haven't met him...this is Earl...he's a good man...showed up last night with some friends." Mace said " Now...any of you who don't feel you have the knowledge on Combat shooting...you go on with Earl...he's going to give you a crash course on the finer points of putting your man down."
Earl nodded " I'll show them everything I know."
Earl waited while several people came forward..." Ok...follow me" the man said as he walked away with his trainees.
Deadman had joined the group and was talking with Carol,both of them were gesturing towards key areas of the lumber camp.
Mace walked over to were the two were conversing " What's ya'lls plan?" the biker asked.
" We're just discussing the best areas to place tripwires...and other surprises." Deadman smiled.
Yes, but I can't do that right now. This last week, I've put out more homework and assessments than I usually do in a month and I still have way more to do than I will be able to get done in time anyway..
But if it is an event you want.. just PM any and all information that you feel will be important. Spare no details for the detail nazi.
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Yes, but I can't do that right now. This last week, I've put out more homework and assessments than I usually do in a month and I still have way more to do than I will be able to get done in time anyway..
But if it is an event you want.. just PM any and all information that you feel will be important. Spare no details for the detail nazi.
Just do what I do and work on stuff during lessons/ at lunch
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Yes, but I can't do that right now. This last week, I've put out more homework and assessments than I usually do in a month and I still have way more to do than I will be able to get done in time anyway..
But if it is an event you want.. just PM any and all information that you feel will be important. Spare no details for the detail nazi.
Just do what I do and work on stuff during lessons/ at lunch
To put it simply, security is tight and freedom is precious.
@ Karon - move some butt Or are you sticking around for the fight?
Maybe. I guess blowing up their vehicle and supplies and killing an NPC or two might even the playing field a bit, I mean come on look at you lot, I mean what you've only got two tanks or something..
Maybe. I guess blowing up their vehicle and supplies and killing an NPC or two might even the playing field a bit, I mean come on look at you lot, I mean what you've only got two tanks or something..
Damn you and your reasoning... ...still think they should stick around for the punch up though.
Right, just for that Tombstone is going to crack his skull open by tripping over a rabbid monkey-cat in a drunken stupor. That'll teach you to mess with me, you insolent little.. *refrains self*
I jest. Somehow it's just not funny when you start the page, FITZZ.
Oh look I did a laughing Ork. Well, I guess it was funny after all then. Ha Ha Ha. Lol. Funny. Hmph. Meh.
Edit: In the innevitable event, much blood will be spilled..
"Why did you come with me?" Patrick asked, not wishing to answer her.
"Because you saved me!" She protested
"She's probably safer with us now, Pat" Theron started
"It sounds like that the military base we were at is going to war with Tombstones folk, and since we are going hundreds of miles away from them, I'd say she's fine" Theron finished
"Mhm. Sit up here, then." Patrick beckoned
She hopped up next to him, and pulled out an electronic device.
"What kind of music do you like?" she asked, turning on the Ipod, looking like it was modified to take batteries for charge.
"Not the kind you have on there" Patrick said
"Take a look!" she said, tossing the device to him
"You like this? I would have never guessed." Patrick murmured
The device held almost all of the tracks DMX ever made, along with various RR albums. Even some of the new, leaked tracks that were supposed to come out in 2010.
"Tupac, Biggie, DMX, Eazy..." Patrick counted off
"Never judge a book by its cover" she said
"Put this on the speaker system, Snyder" Patrick said, tossing it to him
"I hate this music..." Snyder said, hooking it up
"I don't care. You didn't get stabbed 6 times with a fething T-Rex tooth" Patrick said
They were far away from the military base now, free from any living assault, lost in the music.
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Right, just for that Tombstone is going to crack his skull open by tripping over a rabbid monkey-cat in a drunken stupor. That'll teach you to mess with me, you insolent little.. *refrains self*
I jest. Somehow it's just not funny when you start the page, FITZZ.
Oh look I did a laughing Ork. Well, I guess it was funny after all then. Ha Ha Ha. Lol. Funny. Hmph. Meh.
Edit: In the innevitable event, much blood will be spilled..
Blood?... Much Blood spilling you say???...I'm..COUNTING ON IT!!!
Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:One time I got assualted by about 8 at the same time there on Point Lookout (I assume you are talking about that) but my nice old Jingweis Shocksword helped me out (and the Gauss Rifle)
Know how you can avoid all the unessential killing of ghouls, and in some cases, have them as your allies?
Ghoul mask. Makes them alll friendly!
Yeah but for that you have got to be a really really bad boy in Tennpenny Towers...
Sniping duty??...at the lumber camp??...Hmmm,don't really see why he couldn't be.
Basically I figured you guys would RP your own "positions/actions" in the upcoming battle just sort of taking your cues from Halonachos and myself if you choose to.
Oh hey no worries I got the whole thing worked out now.
Geeze, it will be a nasty one.. perhaps rather sad as well. Very gory, indeed. "Don't bite the hand that feeds," will be rather out of the window for this one..
ghosty wrote:@ Fitzz - It's up to you. On the one hand, it's Keira, and on the other side, it's his brothers in arms. Your choice.
Hmmm,decisions..decisions, since Hog is technically your "creation" I had thought you'd perhaps have a preference as to what his actions are to be,and I didn't want to overstep boundaries..or take liberties in using him,but...if you want to leave it to me...I have an idea.
Activity around the camp had reached a fever pitch,using the bulldozer trenches had been dug quickly and various heavy weapons emplacements set up.
Deadman worked diligently with several of Halons men to set up numerous explosive tripwire traps and more Claymores in the surrounding woods.
Under Earls watchful eye and skilled expertise,the few individuals who lacked the combat abilities of the others were briefed on basic gun combat tactics as well as several SWAT move and fire tactics....Earl hoped it would be enough.
When the bulldozer had completed it's task digging trenches,Jason and Cutter welded several large plates of inch thick scrap iron around the dozers cab,using a cutting torch,they quickly created several gun ports and view holes,the final touch was mounting a .50 caliber MG to the dozers inner cabin from there it could be fired by a passenger inside.
Mace laughed when he saw what had become of the dozer,but nodded his approval " Looks like we got a third tank." he smiled.
Carol was busy helping Earl now,briefing everyone on various combat tactics...including finer points of hit and run combat.
Deadman turned to Mace.. " Looks like your about as ready as you can be bro."
Mace nodded " Yeah...guess we should get our assault squad ready as well."
The two bikers rushed off to talk to Tombstone and Halon,as Scratch and Cutter readied the vehicles that would be going to attack Jennifer's Base.
Activity around the camp had reached a fever pitch,using the bulldozer trenches had been dug quickly and various heavy weapons emplacements set up.
Deadman worked diligently with several of Halons men to set up numerous explosive tripwire traps and more Claymores in the surrounding woods.
Under Earls watchful eye and skilled expertise,the few individuals who lacked the combat abilities of the others were briefed on basic gun combat tactics as well as several SWAT move and fire tactics....Earl hoped it would be enough.
When the bulldozer had completed it's task digging trenches,Jason and Cutter welded several large plates of inch thick scrap iron around the dozers cab,using a cutting torch,they quickly created several gun ports and view holes,the final touch was mounting a .50 caliber MG to the dozers inner cabin from there it could be fired by a passenger inside.
Mace laughed when he saw what had become of the dozer,but nodded his approval " Looks like we got a third tank." he smiled.
Carol was busy helping Earl now,briefing everyone on various combat tactics...including finer points of hit and run combat.
Deadman turned to Mace.. " Looks like your about as ready as you can be bro."
Mace nodded " Yeah...guess we should get our assault squad ready as well."
The two bikers rushed off to talk to Tombstone and Halon,as Scratch and Cutter readied the vehicles that would be going to attack Jennifer's Base.
Darkvoidof40k wrote:I invalidate your tank. All other posts are now valid.
SUCKER
We hereby collectively invalidate your previous validations and furthermore restore of previous validations to a state of validity...plus...we blame you for any invalidated articles of a previous valid nature.
Darkvoidof40k wrote:I invalidate your tank. All other posts are now valid.
SUCKER
We hereby collectively invalidate your previous validations and furthermore restore of previous validations to a state of validity...plus...we blame you for any invalidated articles of a previous valid nature.
I blame dark for me not comprehending that statement of validity or lack thereof.
Darkvoidof40k wrote:I invalidate your tank. All other posts are now valid.
SUCKER
We hereby collectively invalidate your previous validations and furthermore restore of previous validations to a state of validity...plus...we blame you for any invalidated articles of a previous valid nature.
Activity around the camp had reached a fever pitch,using the bulldozer trenches had been dug quickly and various heavy weapons emplacements set up.
Deadman worked diligently with several of Halons men to set up numerous explosive tripwire traps and more Claymores in the surrounding woods.
Under Earls watchful eye and skilled expertise,the few individuals who lacked the combat abilities of the others were briefed on basic gun combat tactics as well as several SWAT move and fire tactics....Earl hoped it would be enough.
When the bulldozer had completed it's task digging trenches,Jason and Cutter welded several large plates of inch thick scrap iron around the dozers cab,using a cutting torch,they quickly created several gun ports and view holes,the final touch was mounting a .50 caliber MG to the dozers inner cabin from there it could be fired by a passenger inside.
Mace laughed when he saw what had become of the dozer,but nodded his approval " Looks like we got a third tank." he smiled.
Carol was busy helping Earl now,briefing everyone on various combat tactics...including finer points of hit and run combat.
Deadman turned to Mace.. " Looks like your about as ready as you can be bro."
Mace nodded " Yeah...guess we should get our assault squad ready as well."
The two bikers rushed off to talk to Tombstone and Halon,as Scratch and Cutter readied the vehicles that would be going to attack Jennifer's Base.
BATTLEWAGON!
Indeed,see unknown to anyone else...even Halonachos (who created him) Jason was a avid player of 40k in the pre zombie infested world,he simply took what he knew about Orks and applied it to his construction of a "Bulldozer Battle wagon.
FITZZ wrote: When the bulldozer had completed it's task digging trenches,Jason and Cutter welded several large plates of inch thick scrap iron around the dozers cab,using a cutting torch,they quickly created several gun ports and view holes,the final touch was mounting a .50 caliber MG to the dozers inner cabin from there it could be fired by a passenger inside.
Well, that's settled, we'll have a bulldozer fight, whoever wins gets to kill/maim/burn the other side.
check it, mine was like this when we got here
(i'm going to create an IMPERIAL mechanicum fortifactaion creation tool now)
The truck stopped. Robbie jumping out the truck. "Why are we stopping? I can see the logging camp from here" Dietn asked.
"gotta pee." robbie said as he walked trough the bushes. After some time he found a suitable bush. He looked up at the camp while watering the bush down.
He heard lots of activity going on in there. "What was happening?" he wonderd. They would soon find it out as they got there.
Robbie zipped up his pants. Looking down he noticed the bush moving a little. The tip of a boot sticking out.
Robbie cursed inside him. He had to play it cool. He turned around and walked towards the truck. Praying that they'd fall for it.
Arriving at the truck he started a loud conversation with Dietn, while whispering the real message between it.
Dietn nodded as he pulled out his pistol, like the rest of the truck.
After the sign from Robbie, they all quickly jumped out. Surrounding the bush "Ok dude we saw you. Show yourself. We aren't going to hurt you."
A few tense moments passed. But eventually a guy stood up. Holding his hands in the air. "Great, more gun nuts' Robbie tought as he saw the mans sniper laying on the ground.
"Okay get out of the bush .... slowly" The guy gently walked out, his eyes continually jumping from one to another.
"Ok now, get on your knees hand behind your head.....good......Yerith get me some fething ropes" he yelled at yerith who was driving the flatbed.
"Ok ,then just stay calm." Robbie walkt closer, but was kicked down by the guy. His foot landing firmly in Robbies stumach.
Suddenly a second sniper jumped out of the bush, the crosshair firmly aimed at robbie. But before the sniper could fire, Dietns pistol barked. Causing the head of the sniper to evaporate.
Carter and Falco quickly jumped onto the second sniper. Pinning him down beneath their weight. But not before Carter recieved a blow against his head.
Robbie stood up, his belly hurted like hell. This guy was going to pay for this, he tought as he started to tie him up.
He noticed that the loggingcamp sounds were gone, they had al heared the shot. They would soon be here. _____ edit is completed
FITZZ wrote:
When the bulldozer had completed it's task digging trenches,Jason and Cutter welded several large plates of inch thick scrap iron around the dozers cab,using a cutting torch,they quickly created several gun ports and view holes,the final touch was mounting a .50 caliber MG to the dozers inner cabin from there it could be fired by a passenger inside.
Well, that's settled, we'll have a bulldozer fight, whoever wins gets to kill/maim/burn the other side.
check it, mine was like this when we got here
(i'm going to create an IMPERIAL mechanicum fortifactaion creation tool now)
FM Ninja 048 wrote:Hey that's a millitary issue bulldozer, IDF, if i'm not mistaken, CHEATER!!
mines real though, some guy decided to paint the inside red after demolishing half his town. SWAT had to cut open the thing with a blowtorch
Is it military??...I just grabbed a picture of the first cool looking bulldozer I saw,no worries...I'll change it to something more "civilian"...I'm still going to run Hardie over with it.
Oh,BTW...did you notice your recon team getting captured?
Halon supervised the tank's new additions while holding a box of cereal.
"I want some more armor on the sides and make sure the turret can turn without hitting the stuff we're putting on it." Halon told someone whose face was behind a welding mask. They were all wearing the masks which made eating cereal rather difficult for Halon.
Halon began to wonder if he could somehow mount a gas canister to a shell for dispersion.
"What if it goes off inside the barrel or leaks?" a voice in his head said, "Then we all die."
"That was weird." Halon murmured to himself, "I usually never think in funny voices."
Halon felt tapping on his shoulder and turned around to see Mace. Halon startled at the sudden appearance of the biker, but then realized that the voice had been Mace's.
"Did you just read my mind?" Halon asked the biker.
"Nope," Mace smiled, "you were just thinking out loud and I happened to be here to answer."
"Thank god," Halon let out a breath, "I thought that I had gone crazy and Jesus was talking to me."
Mace could almost laugh about being compared to Jesus before looking at the tank.
"A lot of modification," Mace began, "did you put spikes on the front?"
The sharpened metal poles on the front of the tank had been welded upwards at a 45 degree angle.
"Yep, I call it a commie catcher." Halon chuckled, "get it?"
"Yeah, like a cow catcher, but you're going to stab people with it." Mace rubbed his chin.
"It also means that if they want to run out of the camp they hit the spikes and get skewered." Halon smiled behind his mask, "I tell you what, this is the best thing that has happened to me this year. In fact, I'm glad to be a part of it."
Halon could see Mace look away a little when he talked about participating in the attack.
"Hey, Mace, I know that you want to be with your brothers and all of that good stuff but its for the best." Halon said putting an arm on Mace's shoulder. "Jen's out for blood, Tomb and I are her targets. If we fail and we both get killed hopefully she'll ignore the rest of you guys while she gloats."
"So why me?" Mace pleaded with Halon, "Why not let Ginger take charge?"
It was a good question, she had been with them as long as Mace had afterall.
"Because she's not necessarily the best person we could put in a position of power." Halon frowned a bit behind his mask, "She practically bit my head off when I showed her Helen."
"Well, it wasn't the smartest idea to begin with." Mace shuddered at the thought of the frozen zombie they had left at the hotel.
"Yes, but you could understand why I decided to keep her." Halon took his mask off so Mace could see his face, "You're staying with these people and that's that. Now come on, give me a bro-hug."
"I'd rather not Halon." Mace grinned as Halon put his arms back down to his sides.
FITZZ wrote:
Oh,BTW...did you notice your recon team getting captured?
I though they were someone elses, sillyboy said russian, my guys are pure american and are up trees so you can't pee on them
Maybe Robbie was aiming "up' when he relived himself..
Sorry sillyboy...but Ninja has a point..
Its called Hypospadias Fitzz, its a congenital birth defect that causes the urethra to exit at a different point of the male phallus. Robbie has a hypospadias so he naturally pees upwards.
FITZZ wrote:
Oh,BTW...did you notice your recon team getting captured?
I though they were someone elses, sillyboy said russian, my guys are pure american and are up trees so you can't pee on them
Maybe Robbie was aiming "up' when he relived himself..
Sorry sillyboy...but Ninja has a point..
Its called Hypospadias Fitzz, its a congenital birth defect that causes the urethra to exit at a different point of the male phallus. Robbie has a hypospadias so he naturally pees upwards.
Amazing the things one can learn in a zombie Rp...I really had no idea about that particular condition.
Tombstone stood talking with Dr. Buckley as he tightly bandaged the biker up.
" You Sir are completely out of your mind." Buckley chastised the biker who towered over him " The last place you need to be is rushing out to engage in more combat...you need to stay in bed and recuperate."
" Doc" Tombstone said " If I don't get my ass out of bed...and deal with this...then I'm going to end up getting blown to pieces while I try to...recouperate...and most of you will be going with me."
Buckley's mouth pursed as he thought " Ahh.. I suppose your correct,he said waving his hands about " But none the less...your still in a very debilitated condition...I'd advise against any of your...regular heroics."
Tombstone winced as Buckley fastened the straps to a leather brace he'd wrapped around the biker.
" There.." Buckley said " This will allow you to walk..for brief periods...with out completely undoing the delicate work I've done to put you back together."
Tombstone nodded " Appreciate it Doc." the biker said.
Buckley laughed " You are the second man today who's thanked me for basically allowing them to kill themselves...you bikers don't need a physician...you need a psychiatrist."
Tombstone roared laughter as he strapped on his pistols and slipped into his jacket " Probably so Doc...probably so."
" I need to talk with you Stone." Hog said entering the room.
" So Talk." Tombstone said,taking a seat in a wheelchair near his bed.
" Stone...I have to go after Keira man." Hog said " I don't want to run out on the brothers...but after everything I did....I can't just leave her out there on her own....I...I have to try to find her."
Tombstone was silent for a long moment,his thoughts for his own love of Daisy.." Go try to find her Bro." Tombstone finally said " I can't say I blame you...Keira is a hell of a woman....if you do find her Hog...you better treat her right."
Hog nodded " I will Bro...I promise."
Hog leaned down and hugged his friend..." Thank you."
Tombstone nodded " It's ok...Now! give me a push out to my ride."
Hog moved behind the wheelchair and pushed Tombstone out of the room.
A moment later they had reached the Tank...
" You kick ass Stone...No Mercy!!" Hog said shaking hands with Tombstone.
" You watch your ass out there...and find her Hog...Find her." Tombstone replied.
Hog nodded and turned slinging his weapons and back sack over his shoulder he ran to his Station wagon.
FM Ninja 048 wrote:Basically, but you're not going to find my guys, maby their car, but not the guys
Halon walked towards the side of the tank when he noticed a smell. It wasn't the metal being welded, it wasn't the soft smell of the rain, and it wasn't the smell of bacon. It was the smell of deceit and sneakyness.
Halon peeked around the corner of the building and saw a bunch of trees in the distance, green trees, that were wet. This could only mean one thing to Halon, it meant that there was a pair of snipers in the treeline. But there were no explosions so that meant these were no ordinary snipers.
Halon pulled Mace to the side and whispered into his ears.
"There are snipers in the treelines, two of them." Halons' words spiraled into Maces' ears.
"How do..." Mace was interrupted by Halon.
"I know because Hog came back and found us. If he could find us then that means Jennifer could find us and it also means that they could've followed Hog here. Hog also saw Patrick so the chances that he or one of his men told them about our camp is incredibly high. The weather is perfect for sneaking around, the rain obscures noise and the overcast makes everything darker. Snipers always operate in pairs and if Jen is just scouting she would only risk sending one team. They would be in the treeline in that little copse over there so they could have a view of the camp. Its all pretty simple." Halon finished with a huff and grabbed the arc-welder from a nearby survivor.
"So what do you want to do about it?" Mace asked as he watched Halon with the arc-welder.
"FLAME ON!" Halon shouted as he set himself ablaze and flew into the sky leaving a trail of burning awesome. The snipers were momentarily blinded as the sudden flash obscured their view of Halon.
"Where did he go?" one of the snipers asked the other one.
"I don't know, where did I go?" Halon responded while clutching the throat of the other sniper.
The sniper not being clutched by Halon began to soil himself as he watched Halon grab the clutched sniper's nose and spun him around only to catch him by the arms and legs. Halon held the sniper like a weapon with his anus facing the soiled sniper.
"Hasta la vista, grown up." Halon said as he sprouted a pair of sunglasses from his face and fired a rainbow out of the sniper's rectum. The sniper who had been soiling himself was enveloped by the rainbow and began choking. He clutched his throat as he felt himself turning into a gumdrop.
Halon then dropped the sniper he had used as a rainbow rectum rifle and picked up the sniper gumdrop. He took the gumdrop and pressed it against the rainbow rectum rifle sniper's forehead, causing it to be permanently stuck on the sniper's chin. Halon then pulled the sniper's hair out like a kid pulling the play-doh hair out of the stupid little "play-doh barbershop" set and threw him into the air so that he landed in Jennifer's camp. The sniper counted to three and then exploded leaving behind a message written in confetti.
"Stop being a pervert and touch my FETHING TANKS!"
Halon knew his message had been delivered and the sunglasses melted back into his face. At that moment Halon heard two Russians crying out for help and flew to their rescue. He found out that a kid with hypospadias had peed on one of them and Halon glared at Robbie in anger.
"HOW DARE YOU NOT BE PERFECT!" Halon yelled at Robbie as he slapped the russian soldier so that his ankles swelled into tacos.
Halon then grabbed Robbie and used him as a club to beat the russians into the ground like a spoon going into peanut butter. The results were satisfying and delicious. After that Halon put Robbie on the ground, patted him on the head, and turned Robbie into a coke. He took the coke, drank it, and began to walk away.
"Here kid, have this." Halon said as he tossed his empty bottle at alternate dimension Robbie, who was the same as Robbie minus the hypospadias.
Alternate dimension Robbie cherished the empty bottle that was his alternate self for the rest of his life.
Halon high fived raptor Jesus during their weekly Bear Cavalry Polo game.
Hog slipped his head out of the car window and shouted over to were Tombstone sat talking with Deadman and the other bikers.
" Which way was she headed!?" Hog asked.
Deadman burst out laughing and shook his head " She headed in that direction man." the biker said gesturing of towards South western area of the woods, " If she stayed moving that way she should be somewhere near Pine Ville by now."
Hog nodded and put the car in reverse,backing around and exiting through the camp gates in a cloud of dust.
" Dude." Deadman said looking at no one in particular " He's fething nuts...how the feth is he going to find one chick...walking around out in the middle of...." Deadman spread his arms and waved them about to indicate he meant the whole area.
" He'll find her." Tombstone said taking a drag off a cigarette.
" Stone...c'mon" Deadman said " she's probably been lunched by a pack of walkers by now."
Tombstone blew out smoke and stared at Deadman " You don't know Keira man...I'd bet my ass she's alive...believe me."
Deadman shrugged " If you say so Stone" The biker said " Ya know..you really shouldn't be smoking...those things will kill ya."
Tombstone looked at Deadman and they both burst out laughing.
FITZZ wrote: Sniping duty??...at the lumber camp??...Hmmm,don't really see why he couldn't be.
Basically I figured you guys would RP your own "positions/actions" in the upcoming battle just sort of taking your cues from Halonachos and myself if you choose to.
Hmmm, there has got to be some place, sorry but I can not get a good picture of the lumber camp in my head, I'll just look at the map. Also Sillboy, can you pls try and like convey that Falco is still feeling pretty pissed after all thats happened. But the post was still funny.
@ kais can you write the meeting between our group and the logging camp. Can't rp to day, I got a half day to study my complete course Philosophie. It's going to be a b*tch to studie.
FM Ninja 048 wrote:FITZZ, do you have something planned for hog or is this just so he's 'out there' ?
also WOO! 2500 posts in one thread
No,I've got no plans concerning Hog anymore.
He was/is ghostys NPC and I was only using him briefly in RP (with ghostys permission) to sort of tie things together,which I believe I have.
Now that Hog has left the camp in search of Keira,He too is out of the RP,unless ghosty decides to bring them back at some point.
I was trying to point out that you are more than welcome to RP yourself as "sniping" once you've all reached the lumber camp...and yes there would be many posistion from witch to hide/climb up on/into and "snipe".
"Okay, now we've got him, let's make our way to the logging camp," stated Carter to the group, before walking over to whisper to Falco. "Hey, I have been talking to Robbie, and he says that these guys are a tough bunch, so watch your back. Also, I want you to hand the prisoner to them, seeing as noone else is really enthusiastic about it. You ok with that?"
Falco nodded to him, before moving over to lead the tied up prisoner to the lumber camp. There were some guards at the entrance, but Robbie went over and whispered something to them, so they let the group past.
Once they were inside Falco could see the sorts of people there. He knew none of them, but then they did'nt know him.
He pushed the slave down onto the floor, and then waited...
IIRC I believe it was the general consensus that their were in fact no prisoners taken.
Sillboy had written up his RP in which he captured some Russians as he thought that Ninjas recon team was two Russians.
Ninja then cleared up that sillyboy was in error in his post,and that her recon team was hidden in the tree tops.
There was then a brief discussion that perhaps there was also a Russian recon team in the woods,and that was who Sillboy had captured,however I believe it was decided that all those "teams" in the forest would become confusing and thus the idea of a captured Russian team was abandoned.
So....Falco and company have no prisoners and simply have to arrive at the lumber camp.
Carol had climbed atop the forward most supply shed and was scanning the surrounding woods with a pair of high powered binoculars.
In the distance she noticed motion,something big and the movement of people around it.
She attempted to bring the image in closer,adjusting the binoculars " Damn Tress." She thought " Can't get a clear view of what's out there."
Never the less,it was clear some one..several some ones were out there.
" Contact!!" Carol shouted " We have motion on the road!!"
The camp sprung into action,people diving into the trenches and taking up firing positions.
Halon and Tombstone glanced quickly over towards Carol.
" Get the fething tank moving!!" shouted Halon.
Deadman bolted over to the supply shed on which Carol was perched and rapidly ascended the ladder propped against it,his detonators gripped in his hands.
The biker snatched the binoculars from the woman and peered through them,he blinked his eyes and looked again,in the distance he could clearly see the flatbed truck he himself had given to Robbie ,he squinted and could just make out Yeriths face.
" Stand down!!" Deadman bellowed " Stand the feth down!!...there friendly's!!"...at least he hoped they were.
The biker quickly scrambled down the ladder and raced to the fences " Open them...open them!!"
A moment later the flatbed and another truck rolled into the camp.
Robbie poked his head from the truck window and looked about the camp,seeing the multitude of armed people aiming guns at him and his companions he turned to Deadman " Did we pick a bad time to show up?" he asked.
OOC:...
Ok sorted...All of the Pine Ville Characters and NPCs are now inside the lumber camp.
Robbie and his companions climbed from the trucks,cautiously looking around the camp,something big was obviously going on judging by the amount of firepower they had been met with.
" Looks like you guys are expecting company" Robbie said to Deadman.
" Yeah...you could say that." Deadman replied " I don't have time to give you a full briefing...but let's just say we have reason to believe the camps about to be attacked."
" Walkers?" Robbie asked.
" I fething wish" Deadman laughed " Walkers are easy to handle compared to the gak that's coming our way."
Robbie nodded as the rest of his group listened to Deadman speak.
" This really isn't your fight" Deadman said looking over the group " But we could sure use the extra man power....if you guys want to stay and help...go talk with Mace...he'll brief you all and tell you were you can help." The biker paused " Now if you'll excuse me...I have a base to go blow up.".
With that the biker turned and ran towards the tanks,leaving the group to make their decision.
IC: As the group milled around, talking to the people from the compound Helena remained on the back of the truck with Alexi. She scanned her eye around and saw that no one was paying her much attention.
Slipping off the far side of the truck to the majority of the people in the compound she lifted Alexi down and unhitched her bag from where it was stowed on the back of the cabin. She could not find her gun and she was not sure whether she would be better off without it anyway... She recognised the big man and some of them men an women in the compound from the airfield base they had been investigating when the super swarm came through the area, and she didn't want to provoke them any more than she was just by them discovering her presence.
Casting another glance around her, she walked into the camp, keeping the truck between her and the people at the gate. She made it to the buildings without anyone raising any kind of alarm.
From the shadows she watched people coming and going from various buildings, trying to see which one might contain the hospital.
After a few minutes she decided to move and slid around the rear of the building she had been hiding by.
She emerged in between the wall of the camp and the wall of another building. There was a door set into it with a window. She carefully peered in and saw a few beds, one of which was occupied by a woman covered in bandages.
Slowly she twisted the handle and let herself in. No one stirred as Helena and Alexi carefully made their way towards the back of the building.
In a supply closet, Helena unpacked some bandages and changed her dressings and the dressings on Alexi. Her covered eye seemed better, so she left it clear, blinking back tears as the dim light stung her.
She also used some surgical wash to clean her skin.
Absolutions done, she carefully checked no one was outside before making her way back out into the main ward. There was still on one around and not even any noise from the offices at the front of the building.
She stood in the ward, trying to decide what to do... run, hide, give herself up... she just didn't know.
A the woman in the hospital bed groaned.
She made up her mind.
Helena slung her bag on a nearby chair and commanded Alexi to sit. She crossed to the groaning woman and checked her vitals, reading the rudimentary chart at the foot of her bed.
She crossed to the medical cabinet and started to root through the contents for the medicine the woman needed...
Tombstone painfully slid into the interior of the Abrams Battle Tank,the biker glanced around the unfamiliar surroundings attempting to take everything in at once.
Ajax slid in nearby him " Don't let it overwhelm you Stone." the young biker laughed " All you have to worry about is that." he said gesturing to the mounted .50 cal above " No doubt you know how to handle the machine gun."
" No Doubt" Tombstone said with a small grin as he climbed into the gunner position.
Halon entered the tank,another man behind him.
" This is Sherman,our number four man in here" Halon said " Get yourselves strapped in we're moving out in a minute."
With that Halon turned and quickly exited the tank.
Outside Deadman was quickly talking with Scratch and Cutter " With Mace staying here...and Hog leaving...we're short on people...it's going to make our job that much more difficult"
Halon waved a young pretty woman over " This is Jenny" He said " She's one of the best shots I've ever met...she'll be coming with us...figure you guys could use the help."
Deadman offered the woman a wide smile " We certainly could....we expect to run into quite a few problems at the base" he said as his eyes locked with the attractive girls.
Jenny smiled back,shouldering her riffle " You just give me a clear line of fire...and I'll make all your problems go away."
Deadman laughed " I've no doubt you will...now let's saddle up and get our asses in gear."
Deadman and Scratch climbed onto their Bikes,as they would act as fast moving infiltration,while Jenny and Cutter mounted up in an armoured Hummer.
" Right." Deadman said checking his supplies and kicking the bike to life " We're ready when you are."
Halon climbed aboard the tank and the small group of vehicles headed for the gates of the camp.
Jennifer jumped up on the ramp of the Osprey as the Rotors spun up, she couldn't hear anything. Hardie was standing on the side of the dozer, watching her. she waved over to him and the massive dozers engine rummbled to life, it squeezed out the gate, followed by the rest of there growing convoy. Saber waited until the vehicles had left the compound before spinning the engines up to full trottle, the Helicopter groaned under the weight on it's package* before lifting into the air, jennifer stood on the ramp next to Boomer, who was fiddleing with a small switch in his hand, he sat on a coil of rope looking out across the Virginian country-side,
"This is it Ma'am, Isn't it!" He yelled across to her
"Looks like it, Remeber, there is only one certinty in life, never forget that"
"Ma'am?"
"Don't be afraid to die Boomer, better here than being eaten alive"
"I'm not afraid, long as I take some of those Mother-Frackers With me"
Ok...in an attempt to keep things from getting to confusing....I did this quick map.
Green area with gray square is the lumber camp.
All gray lines are main roads
all Brown lines are secondary roads.
Black square is Jennifer's Base.
Little Red Dot indicates Halon/Tombstones posistion.
Looks like we're going to drive right past each other...of course Halon/Tombstone and company may see your plane and move to intercept..but as far as the actual "Combat" ...I'm assuming it'll all be done in an Event.
EDIT: BTW is anyone even at your base anymore...or did everyone leave?
FITZZ wrote:EDIT: BTW is anyone even at your base anymore...or did everyone leave?
yeah everybody left, don't worry we locked the gates and left a little note on the gate saying nobody's home (seriously)
Well Frak!!....looks like we might be driving across country just to find...nobody....yeah...I think I should probably RP spotting your plane...of course,missing your troops altogether could be interesting as well.
Jennifer launches an attack to kill Tombstone and Halon....and their gone.
looks flashy, the helicopter kills everybody, some reinforcements arrive and shoot down the helicopter but ultimately the people inside survive to kick ass, eventually...
FM Ninja 048 wrote:you know it's going to end up like this
looks flashy, the helicopter kills everybody, some reinforcements arrive and shoot down the helicopter but ultimately the people inside survive to kick ass, eventually...
You really are having some technical difficulties tonight aren't you?? ( Video disabled)
Hmmm...perhaps it is I who am experiencing technical difficulties.
EDIT: I'm going to hold off on any more " Here we go in the tank" RPs until Halonachos gets the chance to catch up on what's going on and do any RPing he wants to do.
Earl watched as the biker called Mace moved about the camp talking rapidly with various people,he had to admit that on short notice he liked the biker quiet a bit and had confidence that if trouble arrived ,Mace would do his best to see that everyone made it through.
" Are we going to die?" a voice said from Earls side.
The man looked over into Davids face,which seemed calm almost serene " No David...we're going to fine" Earl said calmly to the boy.
" I'm not scared" David said as if trying to calm Earl " I don't think I can be scared any more...not after everything that's happened this year." the boy frowned to himself " I just wonder what it will be like...to die I mean."
Earl shook his head " David, Your not going to die...none of us are...you saw Halon leave with the other guys in the tank...They'll stop whoever it is that wants to hurt us long before they ever get here."
David frowned again " They might...but they might not." the boy said matter of factly.
Earl felt his own nerves flutter a bit,the kid was right...Halon and the rest may not be able to stop the people coming to kill them, they may all very well be dead in the next few hours,he looked at David and sighed.
" They'll stop them...you'll see" Earl said " You better go get back with the rest of the kids."
David fixed Earl with a determined look " No Earl" the boy said " I'm staying here...with you...I told you,I'm not afraid."
Earl stared at David for a moment, a 15 year old boy holding a riffle with a look of absolute calm on his face,a look Earl thought was almost anticipation,a chill ran up the mans spine as he simply nodded at the boy and whispered "Ok."
The tank sped down towards the gate and Halon could see the bikers through the gunner's screen.
"So why am I stuck driving the damn thing?" Sherman complained as he drove the tank out of the gate.
"Because Jason is better at reloading, Tombstone hasn't had the benefit of training, and I want to shoot something this time." Halon replied almost annoyed.
"You usually get to shoot the .50 cal though." Sherman whined.
"I swear to God Sherman, you had better be joking around or I will shoot you with the tank." Halon almost yelled.
Tombstone shook his head while Jason sat in his seat laughing to himself.
"Looks like your boys are taking point." Halon said to Tombstone through the helmet mic.
"Yep, they want to get at them." Tombstone smiled at the fact that his guys were chomping at the bit to kill the freak, his men, Jen, and her men.
"You may want to tell them to hang back a bit just in case something unexpected comes into sight." Halon said staring at the screen.
"Yeah, I'll get right on that." Tombstone opened the hatch and chanced climbing out a bit so his guys could see him. He waved his arm around until he caught the attention of one of them and then gave a hand signal telling him to get behind the tank. The biker sped up to the lead bike and made a similar hand motion that caused all of the bikers to start moving behind the tank.
"Much better," Halon thought to himself, "don't want them to have all the glory before I get there myself."
I suppose unless one of us RPs spotting Ninjas plane,and intercepting Jennifer's convoy or Dark decides to some how work a "meeting" of the two convoys into an event...then yeah,basically we're out for a drive that well result in finding an empty base and probably also have most of the people at the lumber camp getting killed.
Cutter sat quietly driving the Hummer,tailing several yards behind the tank,Ajax sat in the rear ready to mount the .50 cal at a moments notice.
Seated besides him,Jenny inspected her weapon carefully,Cutter glanced at the woman " That's some serious firepower Miss." the biker said.
" Damn right it is" Jenny said smiling " Barrett M107...Semi Auto .50 caliber...I can put ten rounds down range in less than ten seconds....and I never miss."
Cutter whistled " Impressive...glad your on our side."
Jenny laughed checking her ammo mags " You should be...anyone on the wrong side of this sweet baby is going bye bye...I can tag 'em even if their in cover...this baby will cut right through armour...no problem."
Cutter smiled " So I guess we'll drop you in a good firing position before we hit the base."
Jenny nodded " Anywhere up to a mile with a clear line of fire and I'm golden."
Ajax spoke from the rear, " So Stone and Halon ram the gates and pull back...we ride in,chuck the gas bombs and take out anyone in sight...Gorgeous here provides covering fire...then we pull out and the tank rolls in and blast the gak out of whatever's left?"
" That's the plan my man" Cutter laughed.
" I like this plan" Ajax said " I'm excited to be a part of it..."
And for those who care I just aced my philosophy exam , studied it in 8 hours time. Go me! _____ Rp:
Dietn watched as the tanks left the camp. What was going on? "Well, then let us find this Mace person and see what's going on."
It didn't take long to find him standing in the mess. "Robbie? What are you doing here, and who are they" he said glaring at the new arrivals.
"Lets just say things weren't going well in Pine ville and we decided to crash here. Buts what going on here?"
"Its a long story" " We've got time." Robbie said as he pulled a chair beneath him. "Got nothing else to do, so enlighten us.'
Mace nodded and started explaining what happened.
"So they're going to kill you guys." Carter asked. "Well they're planning to assault us. But we're going to attack first. you saw the tanks, didn't you?....... So if all goes well, you should be safe here."
"Okay no problems then" Dietn said " Are we getting a tour of the camp now?" he smiled. "Just follow me." While the group walked out the room Dietn asked Mace something.
"So all the problems started because of this Patrick, right?..... Okay, But why didn't you just shot him with the tank while he was running?"
"Yea" Mace said. "I ask myself the same question every day."
Dietn didn't notice falco still sitting in the mess, silent. Staring into oblivion.
Mace stood speaking with Robbie's group " We just need to be ready ...if Halon and the rest can't stop them." he said " You know your own people better than I do...so pick your own firing posistions...but...follow my lead...get down when I say get down...and don't fire till I give orders."
The group nodded.
" Incidentally." Mace continued " Does any one in your group know how to fire an RPG?...we have two...four rockets for each....I figure...if one of you can fire it...your group can use one."
Dietn raised his hands "Oh, me, me!!! I'm a fast learner" Mace smiled as he looked at the boy. "Ach, why not. Just be carefull. It's got quite a kick"
The biker handed the RPG to the young man along with a pack holding Four rockets.
Mace paused " I have some things I have to check on...I'd suggest you all pick a spot and hunker down,it's going to be a tense wait."
With that Mace was off running towards were Earl was talking with Carol and some others.
" I'm saying in a ground engagement we have the upper hand" Carol was saying " we have the surrounding woods wired with enough explosives to turn them into a parking lot...and we have a defensible position with plenty of cover,ammunition and supplies....if they attempt to use tanks or heavy vehicles...we'll hear them coming...and they only have two access roads by which to travel...and we have those rigged up as well...nothing can get near us with out us knowing and blowing it off the face of the world."
" Snipers?" Mace said " What about Snipers?"
" They'd have to cover in the woods...limiting their line of sight somewhat" Carol said " Plus if there in the woods....Boom!...we can detonate and get them the moment they open fire."
" What about air attack" Earl said " besides a few .50s we don't have much that could bring down a chopper...or worse..a jet."
Mace nodded " We have some RPGs....and a few rockets...we could stop a chopper with them...if they have jets...we're basically fethed."
Carol nodded..." But...we'll hear an air strike coming....gives us time to get to cover."
Mace nodded thinking to himself " That's true...but where would we take cover."
Dietn raised his hands "Oh, me, me!!! I'm a fast learner" Mace smiled as he looked at the boy. "Ach, why not. Just be carefull. It's got quite a kick."
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Ooooh yeah i got an RPG. I'm awesome!
I'm gonna run around now, and make explosion noises.
halonachos wrote:An event? How the hell are we going to do that without any idea as to what we're encountering?
Stupid Dark and his vague events.
I believe it will be handled in waves.
For example...first part..Do we spot Jennifer's helicopter and try to engage her troops before they reach the lumber camp?
Do they avoid engagement and reach the lumber camp anyway?
Does the lumber camp get blasted from the air?
Does anyone live?
Will Mary tell John about her affair with Ted?
Will Tammy tell Bill that little Roy is not his baby?
Will David come out of his coma and discover that his Father is actually his Mother?
...Stay tuned for the next episode of " All My Zombies."
Ok hopefully this will be useful, it's the re-tooled "Battle ready" lumber camp.
The brown lines are trenches.
The red squares Heavy MG emplacements.
White dots..explosive charges.
Plus I attempted to show the positions of the Tank,Battledozer and armoured Hummer as well.
...Alright,I've PMed Darko several ridiculously long and rambling PMs and that's just to cover the first "wave" of actions in the event,there's alot more to go to cover the next part....and probably the part after that...
Darko...if You need any more info for "part l" let me know.
Darkvoidof40k wrote:By the way, I'm pretty sure this is the longest thread ever on Dakka.. perhaps even on the whole inernets. Who knows.
Someone go and find out if we get an award of the mods.. or perhaps better not, considering they'll eat us all for naughty realistic language..
Yeah,it is sort of funny how much we get to slide by in this thread concerning "Language",although,believe it or not I still try to self edit to a degree...
...I like to believe that it's because the Mods are reading along and enjoying the tale we are spinning and understand the context in which the language is being used.
BTW Darko...has it been "officially established" that this event will be occurring in "waves" ..IE..part one..send your PMs....part two...send your PMs...etc,etc.?
You essentially write some guidelines in which you would like your characters to follow throughout said event. Now they can be as detailed (@Fitzz) or as scant (@ me) as you'd like, essentially either con-straining how the GM plays your character, or giving them free reign. Now, from what I gather, the idea for this event is it'll be in several waves, so in this case, it'd be ideal to say what your initial actions would be
eg. Upon seeing the convoy you open fire, or hide, or run, or whatever you so choose.
"There's the base." Halon said while staring at the aim screen and the gate on the screen.
"Let's roll." Tombstone said as he began to sit back in his seat to prepare for the ram.
The abrams roared into life as Snyder lined the tank up to face the gate. The dirt kicked up into plumes as the treads tore into the ground and propelled the tank forwards. The tank impacted with the gate, knocking it off of the hinges and sending it over ten feet away into the ground. The metal pikes on the front had been bent by the impact, but they could still serve their purpose of impaling Jen's troops. That is, if there were any troops there.
"What the hell..." Halon said while maneuvering the turret from his seat, "there's nobody here."
"Maybe the zeds got them." Snyder said from his seat while looking out of his view port.
Tomb opened up the hatch and scanned the base with his machine gun while the bikers began to approach the tank slowly.
"Why aren't you firing?" one of the bikers asked Tomb.
"There's nobody here." Tombstone replied shocked.
Tombstone looked around and squinted to improve his vision slightly, his eyes widened as soon as he realised what was going on.
"They're attacking our camp!" Tombstone yelled as he climbed back into the tank.
"WHAT!" Halon yelled in reply.
"There's no blood spots and there's no fething bullet holes, this is no zombie attack." Tombstone replied quickly.
The seriousness of the situation hit Halon as the bikers began racing back to the lumber camp.
"Get the feth back to the camp, get the feth back there NOW!" Halon screamed into the mic, Snyder winced as the screaming hurt his ears.
There was a large explosion as one of the trailers in the camp exploded. Halon was breathing heavily as he kept the fire button down in anger and Snyder quickly pivoted the tank so they could get back onto the road. The tank began to speed down the trail as they left the empty camp behind in a trail of dust. Black smoke plumed from the camp as the destroyed trailer continued to bleed smoke into the sky.
"GO, GO, GO!" Halon continued to yell into the mic as another shell was loaded into the shell tube. "I am going to fething strap that whore... to the front of this tank... and ram into as many building as I fell necessary."
"Let's get back there first bro." Tombstone said as he was split emotionally. Taking 'princess' out of the picture would be great, but it would mean delaying getting back to that fething psycho Patrick.
"First things first." Tombstone thought as the tank roared behind the bikers on the trail.
OOC:
Okay, that was to set up the event seeing as though Fitzz thought it would make making the event a bit easier for Dark.
It's a film called "Severed" and it's basically a Zombies in the woods film,complete with some pretty nifty zombie attacks on a lumber camp.
Make no mistake,this is not a great movie,not even a very good one,bit it certainly has alot of the elements of our little RP and Perhaps ya'll will find it interesting.
It's running time is just around an hour and a half...and it does have some pretty funny moments,but again NOT a great film.
Yeah,the premise didn't make a whole lot of sense...like I said...not a very good movie,visually however,it did put in mind of our little RP here.
I shall watch it after I finish bite me posted above
Oh, and as for wood zombies... my friend and I actually started a comic about wood vampires (it was a few years ago before vampires got really popular ).
I think the story was done, though it was quite a while ago, so I don't really remember it.
Basically, a vampire died in the woods and a seed grew in the tainted land where it fell, absorbing some of the vampireness from the remains.
The plant grew and eventually grew a wood vampire (in kind of a pod/pumpkin/potato type growth).
It was kind of a mix of plant and vampire .
Just found some blurb I wrote about them (it kind of sucks (pun not intended) now that I read through it again ).
Spoiler:
Background: A wood vampire is different to a regular vampire. While the two species are related, wood vampires are herbivores, gaining sustinence through sucking sap from trees.
The exact nature of the two species is also fundamentally different. While ordinary vampires are descended from the union of a deamon and an animal, wood vampires trace their lineage to a far stranger ancestor.
For when the deamon that spawend the vampires was killed, its body fell within a forest. Eventually drifting seeds landed upon it, and germinated within its body. They grew into something which was neither tree, nor daemon, but instead formed some combination of the two.
Unlike ordinary vampires, wood vampires thrive in the sunlight... their metabolisms increase, and they become more active, just as trees do, however, when the sun goes down, they become more sluggish, and often find a quiet place to rest, growing tendrils into the soil to draw nutrients from it.
Because they look so simmilar to ordinary vampires, they have been hunted almost to the brink of extinction by vampire hunters and the like (however, it ihas proven very difficult to actually wipe them out, due to the fact they are fairly easy to make... see "Making little wood vampires"). They very rarely attack humans, prefering to avoid contact where possible, and while it is true that they use their teeth to defend themselves, they do not actually drink blood at all. In fact, they can often be found tending to wounded animals they find in the forest.
Most wood vampires live solitary lives, though sometimes small gatherings have been known.
General wood vampire statistics:
+Age range:
No known upper age limit
+Size:
Usually the size of a large child (5ft), though they have been seen to be up to 7ft tall. It is speculated that in very remote forests, they may grow even larger (as the larger they get, the harder it is to find and kill them).
+Form:
Humanoid. The longer they go without feeding, the more treelike they become.
+Variations:
Several permutations are possible, as several different types of seed germinated within the daemon.
- Oak
- Elm
- Birtch
- Willow
- Tulip
- Nightshade
- Bluebell
Each strain is reflective of the plant that supplied its genetic and morphic resonance to its offspring. Various subspecies and crossbreeds are also possible (see "Making little wood vampires")
+Making little wood vampires:
When a wood vampire dies, it is possible for the seeds of any plants in the area to germinate within its corpse, much as the first generations of wood vampires did. The "blood" of a wood vampire can also cause the formation of a new wood vampire if it enters the circulatory network of a plant.
It is also possible for wood vampires to "breed", though this is rare, due to their relative few numbers and solitary natures. Because of their dual nature, as both part plant, and part daemon, the birth and reprodution processes can be very complicated.
Sometimes reproduction is accomplished through a method common to all humanoids, or it can be done in the same ways as in plants, with either wind or insect aided pollenation.
It can depend on the exact species of wood vampire involved, as well as individual differences, such as just how much they lean towards being a plant, and how much they lean towards being a daemon.
The infant can then grow within the mother and be born in the normal way or the infant can bud from the mother.
A fertilised seed, or collection of seeds can be created after reproduction, which can be planted and will grow into new wood vampires.
+Methods of survival:
Most wood vampires rely on stealth to keep out of danger, blending into the forest to hide from hunters.
Several species of wood vampires are poisonous, using venom to disuade attackers.
Wood vampires only fight as a last resourse, much prefering to lay about in the sun, dipping their toes in pools of cool water and such.
However, there are a few strains or individals more prone to violence, either because the plant the descend from was fairly vicious, or because they are more daemon than plant.
Over the years, several experiments have been conducted to breed "fighting wood vampires", as they are seen to be safer than regular vampires to their handlers.
It is unclear as to whether this is the case or not, as many of these experimenters were never heard from again...
That's actually pretty cool, I don't ever recall reading anything like it and I think it's a interesting "twist" on vampire mythology.
I did notice certain "orkish" elements in their reproduction,was that intentional or coincidence?
When a wood vampire dies, it is possible for the seeds of any plants in the area to germinate within its corpse, much as the first generations of wood vampires did. The "blood" of a wood vampire can also cause the formation of a new wood vampire if it enters the circulatory network of a plant.
SilverMK2 wrote:It was coincidence I am afraid, but now you point it out it is quite obviously similar.
Only to us 40k folk ...I still think it's a very interesting take on alternate types of vampires,I've always thought their was a lot of unexplored territory when it came to "vampires" who don't necessarily subsist of off blood.
FITZZ wrote: Thought you guys might get a kick out of this.
It's a film called "Severed" and it's basically a Zombies in the woods film,complete with some pretty nifty zombie attacks on a lumber camp.
Make no mistake,this is not a great movie,not even a very good one,bit it certainly has alot of the elements of our little RP and Perhaps ya'll will find it interesting.
It's running time is just around an hour and a half...and it does have some pretty funny moments,but again NOT a great film.
Just curious...would anyone happen to know if jp got a "time out"?
I usually hear from him every few days and have neither got any PMs or seen him on in some time now.
FITZZ wrote: Just curious...would anyone happen to know if jp got a "time out"?
I usually hear from him every few days and have neither got any PMs or seen him on in some time now.
No time out. Just away for my one "weekend" a month In the form that we got called out for snow removal.
FITZZ wrote: Just curious...would anyone happen to know if jp got a "time out"?
I usually hear from him every few days and have neither got any PMs or seen him on in some time now.
No time out. Just away for my one "weekend" a month In the form that we got called out for snow removal.
Yeps and that starbucks is located in a tax free zone of an airport; So the only way you can get a cup is if you work there, or going to fly.
I went there once, we were flying to athens, Greece. I walk in and see dozen of strange names on a board, that don't mean a thing to me.
So i just ask for a coffee, the guy says "wich coffee?" "you know, "normal" coffee" "Oh we dont got that here" It's a godd*mn coffee shop and they didn't have normal black coffee.
i just went to the bar next to it an ordered a coffee, it was even cheaper then starbucks. Z_Z
FITZZ wrote: Just curious...would anyone happen to know if jp got a "time out"?
I usually hear from him every few days and have neither got any PMs or seen him on in some time now.
No time out. Just away for my one "weekend" a month In the form that we got called out for snow removal.
HA!..welcome back bro.
Indeed.
Playing catch up on College work atm, so I don't think ill get any Rp'ing in today. Tomorrow looks good though.
sillyboy wrote:Yeps and that starbucks is located in a tax free zone of an airport; So the only way you can get a cup is if you work there, or going to fly.
I went there once, we were flying to athens, Greece. I walk in and see dozen of strange names on a board, that don't mean a thing to me.
So i just ask for a coffee, the guy says "wich coffee?" "you know, "normal" coffee" "Oh we dont got that here" It's a godd*mn coffee shop and they didn't have normal black coffee.
i just went to the bar next to it an ordered a coffee, it was even cheaper then starbucks. Z_Z
yes i know, been there a few times. They do make some good "coffee" there
Went there with my class this year. We all study something that is called Bachelor social/community safety. (don't know the exact translation, Scrazz how do you say: maatschappelijke veiligheid?)
And we went to Amsterdam to see a lot of safety projects, policework, drug control and stuff. It was really fun and ofcourse after the first day half of the class had some "coffee". It was fun to see/participate.
Dude, there will not be any event until at least the weekend. Or should I say I won't start until the weekend.
Waaaaaaaaaaaay too busy this week. Same story for the last two weeks.
even if you say you're too busy I'll still nag you someone needs to keep your prioritys right, we can't have you actually caring about grades, who does that anymore
Dude, there will not be any event until at least the weekend. Or should I say I won't start until the weekend.
Waaaaaaaaaaaay too busy this week. Same story for the last two weeks.
Darko,you'll forgive my cynicism,and I'm in no way saying you don't have a lot on your plate....but it puzzles me that I,as an adult,with a time sucking job,children,a Missus,bills and a plethora of responsibilities, seem to have more "free time" than you do.
Darko,you'll forgive my cynicism,and I'm in no way saying you don't have a lot on your plate....but it puzzles me that I,as an adult,with a time sucking job,children,a Missus,bills and a plethora of responsibilities, seem to have more "free time" than you do.
I do worry about our young little GM, I'm just finishing my prelims (practice exams) and I still have loads of free time.
I think he is busy plotting to take over the world.
Because that is what consumes a great part of my free time. And i've also met him on the evil genius convention. Trying to find buyers for his wonky deathray. (Don't buy it, its garbage.)
You guys still go to the Evil Genius convention, get real, I've already explanded to an underground bunker, I'll be installing the fatal-flaw next week.
should I go for ventelation shafts or Inept gaurds?
plus deathrays are smalltime, I've finaly managed to weaponise Puppies. PUPPIES!!! PUPPIES I TELL YOU!!
No,sorry..I've more than enough assassins on the payroll,I do however have need of an extra bikini clad "assistant"...I like to keep an even dozen and I had to push one into a vat of boiling magma for being a bit to chatty with Roger Moore.
Just wait until YOU get a puppy for your kids, without relising it's been pre-weaponised, then you might change your mind.
but the Interior is being re-designed I'm thinking 'sterile white' or '70s crome' but they also do 'crudely hewn rock' 'military concrete' and 'industrial piping' so much choice, then I've got to choose between Lava, Acid or poisonus fish, the cat or exotic animal.
FITZZ wrote: No,sorry..I've more than enough assassins on the payroll,I do however have need of an extra bikini clad "assistant"...I like to keep an even dozen and I had to push one into a vat of boiling magma for being a bit to chatty with Roger Moore.
If you want one choose one from my evil harem. (No refund)
Al my funds went in that, this is why i don't have my own bunker. *grumble grumble*
@Ninja
Don't forget to clone yourself into a tiny form. And call it Mini Me
Just wait until YOU get a puppy for your kids, without relising it's been pre-weaponised, then you might change your mind.
but the Interior is being re-designed I'm thinking 'sterile white' or '70s crome' but they also do 'crudely hewn rock' 'military concrete' and 'industrial piping' so much choice, then I've got to choose between Lava, Acid or poisonus fish, the cat or exotic animal.
being an evil genius isn't easy you know
Indeed...it's always one thing after the other,work,work,work..tourture,tourture,tourtre...never a chance to just sit and rest and enjoy the fruits of your labour..*sigh*.
I personally went for a nice Black/Red interior...it's stylish..but still conveys that "your all doomed" vibe I enjoy so much,and I always go for the Magma/acid combo (saves on heating bills).
Incidentally,I do believe I did acquire one of your weaponized puppies,he seemed to be set in "devour everything" mode.
FITZZ wrote: No,sorry..I've more than enough assassins on the payroll,I do however have need of an extra bikini clad "assistant"...I like to keep an even dozen and I had to push one into a vat of boiling magma for being a bit to chatty with Roger Moore.
If you want one choose one from my evil harem. (No refund)
Al my funds went in that, this is why i don't have my own bunker. *grumble grumble*
Ah...I'd be delighted to peruse your harems...I get so bored with my own .
"hmmph" the devil said "i need a new weapon, to fuel my fires"
"That can be arranged" sillyboy said. "If the price is right"
"Ofcourse" the devil said signing the contract. "So whats your plan?"
"I shall create a creature so evil, and obnoxious. That all men shall fear it. Because it can change it's mind in a blink in an eye.
It will bleed men to death, and chain them to their nest." sillyboy said with an evil grin.
"Hmmmm.... I like it the devil said. But what's the name of this creature?" "I shall call it woman" He said bursting out in an evil laugther.
In the pits of hell a chanting begun. "The end has com, The end has come....."
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@Fitzz
a women is a product of money and time (woman=money*time) Time is money(woman=money*time(woman=money^2)) money is the root of all evil (money=squareroot(evil)) therefore (women=evil)
Seriously, I don't get enough free time, let alone sleep for that matter. Damned school with their rediculous amounts of work and whatnot.
It's not that I don't get free time, I don't get the right time. I need a good few hours with a clear head to just sit down and type.
I wouldn't say anyone is "mad",nor would I think anyone has difficulties understanding time restraints,after all...there are only so many hours in a day,and one does have to address important priorities first.
That being said,upon choosing to doff the GM chapeau,you do take on certain responsibilities in keeping the RP moving along in a timely manner.
...What a way to start a new page.. 
Makes them alll friendly!
Or are you sticking around for the fight? 
