I've seen this done on other sites and decided to post one here, for fun! The basic premise is, you suggest what the story's character should do, I will pick my favourite and continue the narrative. Let's start! On the day our hero arrives in a certain city, on a certain train...




Well, here I am, City 17! Guess I better look for an apartment


Oh, good, this guy tells me somebody moved out today, so he's got a vacancy, I wonder what happened to the previous guy?


Oh... I should do something, but what?

Call the metro cops and ask them to clean the mess off the street.

Write a letter to doctor Breen.

OK, bit of a slow start but let's stay optimistic

Skarwael wrote:Call the metro cops and ask them to clean the mess off the street.

Oh, good, he's going to remove the poor chap. Wait...




OH MY GOD!!

Grab a camera and document this happening.Then take it down to the police station and demand to see the chief(sorry if you can't do this,I wasn't really sure what to write but wanted to join in).

Throw that TV next to him out the window at the metro cop.

Throw an antlion thumper at him.

Throw the TV

Well, I doubt that taking a photo will help, what with the corruption in the security force, and I don't have an Antlion Thumper, so...

Axyl wrote:Throw that TV next to him out the window at the metro cop.

Smashotron wrote:Throw the TV

I always new those three years at throwing school would come in handy


Now, to wang like I've never wung before!












Bullseye!

Loot the body and rape the car! or is it the other way around?

Tis murder then! Run away and find a new appartment under a different name so the cops don't find you.

Nick his car! Take it joyriding

Skarwael wrote:Nick, his car; take it joyriding

fix'd

His car's name is Nick and has an onboard talking computer that always refers to you as "Michael". Adventures a-go!

Awesome! They can team up to liberate city 17

And then be a lifeguard superteam duo after that!

Smashotron wrote:And then be a lifeguard superteam duo after that!

Better watch out for those ant lions though :S

Brag about the lucky throw to a female.

Steal the cop's uniform; impersonate him and return to work.

Take the cops uniform, impersonate him, and then make the corpses look like they're hugging each other.

The Dreadnote wrote:Steal the cop's uniform; impersonate him and return to work.

+ 1

Impersonate the TV.

halonachos wrote:Take the cops uniform, impersonate him, and then make the corpses look like they're humping each other.

Fixed your entry.

Anti-Mag wrote:Impersonate the TV.

+1

Platuan4th wrote:

halonachos wrote:Take the cops uniform, impersonate him, and then make the corpses look like they're humping each other.

Fixed your entry.

3rded. What software is it you are using btw? Cool thread.

Looks like Gary's Mod.

Yup, Gmod all the way!

Lay down next to the bodies and wait for some passer by to come over for a look and jump up and scare them to death

The Dreadnote wrote:Steal the cop's uniform; impersonate him and return to work.

WAAAAH!


Oof!




Hmm...


Lookin' Sharp! Now what?

Sneak into Doctor Breen's office.

Go for a joyride in the cop's car, then hold up a liquor store. Since, you know, you've got a mask and a gun already.

Go round making citizens do stupid things for your pleasure... such as standing on their heads, eating dirt, etc...

Arrest females.

Destroy all televisions.

SilverMK2 wrote:Go round making citizens do stupid things for your pleasure...

Make random civilians pick up litter and put it in trash cans

Skarwael wrote:

SilverMK2 wrote:Go round making citizens do stupid things for your pleasure...

Make random civilians pick up litter and put it in trash cans

Only you happen to meet anti-citizen one.

Anti-Mag wrote:Destroy all televisions.

Where are your TV's? WHERE ARE THEY!




*Gunfire*




Die!


DIE!


DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The revolution has begun.

Bungee jump off the top of the Citadel.

Skarwael wrote:Bungee jump off the top of the Citadel.

...and land on something. To continue your crusade (and my malign influence), I suggest a television.

Perhaps filmed and broadcast in an infinate TV loop (you film him jumping past a TV screen which is showing the feed from the camera)

Set a trap for the G-man!

Something along the lines of a suspended television and a trip wire.

Skarwael wrote:Set a trap for the G-man!

Something along the lines of a suspended television and a trip wire.

Zap!




He he he...

Haha!

Be chased around the station by a TV headed G-man. waving his arms about while a whole load of police just look on, slightly confused.

Ride the Gman.

Set fire to the Gman.

G-man staggers out, blinded, onto the street and gets run over by a cop car.

Rig tele-gman with explosives and destroy further televisions.

+1 vote for riding the television-headed Gman

The Dreadnote wrote:Ride the Gman.

Cheese Elemental wrote:Set fire to the Gman

Ooh, I can't decide!


Aha!


Yeeha!


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Sorry about the little disruption in the above image, I know what went wrong and it shouldn't happen again

Ride him to the nearest DQ and get a Flamethrower Burger, just to mock him!

Ride the flaming Gman through the streets, gathering followers to your burning banner of revolution!

The Dreadnote wrote:Ride the flaming Gman through the streets, gathering followers to your burning banner of revolution!

Gather, my minions!

With your revolutionary army with you,march toward the winter palace...um..I mean local seat of government and burn it to the ground.Then declare that you are now a the ruler of all and start a revolutionary war!

Vivla,virtual revolution!

Lead your minions into the wastes to worship the ant lion gods.

Burn down the citadel!!

Jump the flaming TV headed g-man off a ramp over your cheering followers. Try to set a world record for minions jumped.

SilverMK2 wrote:Jump the flaming TV headed g-man off a ramp over your cheering followers. Try to set a world record for minions jumped.

Oops

Haha!

Catapult an Ant lion into Doctor Breen's office.

Catapult a flaming Ant lion into Doctor Breen's office?

Hunt down the traitorous minion who destroyed your sweet-ass ride.

Break your wife out of one of the citizen detainment camps.

Sorry about the lack of updates but I've been REALLY busy and I have to keep my priorities right, there should be an update tomorrow, stay cool and keep posting!

Skarwael wrote:Catapult a flaming Ant lion into Doctor Breen's office?

He doesn't seem bothered

/facepalm

LMAO!!!

Love the caption.

Idea: Have the sprinkler system come on and have Breen get drenched. Then call the security forces to find and kill whoever it was who put a flaming antlion in his office.

Instead of catapulting one into his office,catapult one at him,LOL.

Sneak into Breen's office; spit on his desk and read his emails

The Dreadnote wrote:Sneak into Breen's office; spit on his desk and read his emails

Then send hilarious or raunchy(mayhaps hilariously raunchy!) responses to those e-mails.

Set Dr Breen on fire and then ride him while he's riding the flaming gman.

Kick Dr Breen in the Man Bits and Smash a TV Over his head!


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Then set him on fire!


Just an afterthought

Please try to remember that Im still in the city so i cant do anything to Breen myself

Go to breens office

Catapult yourself into Dr Breen's office, then:

SpaceDuck wrote:Kick Dr Breen in the Man Bits and Smash a TV Over his head!


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Then set him on fire!

Skarwael wrote:
Catapult yourself into Dr Breen's office, then:


SpaceDuck wrote:
Kick Dr Breen in the Man Bits and Smash a TV Over his head!


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Then set him on fire!

+1

Skarwael wrote:
Catapult yourself into Dr Breen's office, then:

SpaceDuck wrote:Kick Dr Breen in the Man Bits and Smash a TV Over his head!


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Then set him on fire!

Weeeeee-


-eeeeeee!


Huh? I missed! Where will I land?

Tune in tomorrow to find out!
You don't need to suggest anything right now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-


AAAAAAAAAAAAA-


AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!


Oof!



Chapter 2:
Ravenholm, Sweet Home

(I know I didn't name the first chapter but I wasnt expecting to do chapters)

Go Exploring and look for evidence of civiliasation

Examine the headcrab shell.

Pretend to be a space alien and llok for life forms to terrorize.

Just do whatever Frohman did.

Frohman introduced Headcrabs to Ravenholm, I can't do that because they're already there...


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The Dreadnote wrote:Examine the headcrab shell.

Scrrrrr......


MMF! MMMMFFF!

Mash your face against the tree to dislodge the headcrab.

Attempt to shoot the crab off your face. With the magnum.

Light yourself on fire.

find Father Gregory and ask him for help!

he pulls out a saw and trys to remove the head crab

Just leave him there, the headcrab just needs a friend, and continue to explore.

Tame the headcrab.

halonachos wrote:Just leave him there, the headcrab just needs a friend, and continue to explore.

I can't explore very well with this guy blocking my vision








Ah, that's better! I always wanted a puppy, this is close enough I guess...

You find father gregory while exploring, you show him your new pet, he is suspicious, but he pets the head crab anyway.

Think of a name for your new pet!

Introduce your pet to someone else via it on their head.

Go looking for your friend who lived in this area and show them your new pet.

I just hope that it dosen't infect them... (Wink wink)

The Dreadnote wrote:Think of a name for your new pet!

I shall name him Rodrigo!

Find someone to show off your new pet Rodrigo!

Take Rodrigo for walkies!

On second thought take him for walkies back to eli's lab. Pick up alyx (you new girlfriend ;D) and go back to kliners lab.

Ride Rodrigo to train him for the annual headcrab riding olympics.

set rodrigo on fire and send him to the nearest largest most flammable thing ever, oh and make sure there's a telly inside it!

Im sorry there's been no replies but Steam is on strike so I am unable to access Gmod :( Ill get a reply up ASAP

Spaceduck wrote:On second thought take him for walkies back to eli's lab. Pick up alyx (you new girlfriend ;D) and go back to kliners lab.

Ooh! Foreboding!


In we go




Meh, Alyx isn't here, but helloooooo!

5 minutes later...


Hmm, I don't think they'll like a Cop showing up, what should I do? Quick suggest before I'm seen!

Headcrab first, shoot second, questions never.

Platuan4th wrote:Headcrab first, shoot second, questions never.

+1

Strip as fast as you can!!!!


That came out wrong

Take glasses of the proffessor and put them on the other guy, then neither of them can see you!

Teleport yourself outta there in a dramatic and manly fashion.

Use your superhuman ability to undress and redress as Alyx, you knew all along that your habit of cross-dressing would eventually pay off.

halonachos wrote:Use your superhuman ability to undress and redress as Alyx, you knew all along that your habit of cross-dressing would eventually pay off.

Umm, hey guys

Toss the headcrab at them as a distraction, then escape!

No! Don't get rid of the headcrab.

Seduce them each seperately of the other, and then have the headcrab attack [assuming it can kill one of them].

If it can't, then seduce and set each ablaze.

let them watch you masterbate and then have sex and then
well whatever you want

Set them on fire.

Mekboy wrote:Set them on fire.

Then set the fire on fire.

The Dreadnote wrote:Toss the headcrab at them as a distraction, then escape!

BTW why am I always quoting The Dreadnote?


Here, Rodrigo!


What? Where's he got to?

Kill Rodrigo's girlfriend, there is only room for you in his life.

Set them on fire.

Throw Rodrigo's girlfriend at them, grab Rodrigo, and escape. Then make an empty promise to come back for the she-headcrab.

OverbossGhurzubMoga wrote:Throw Rodrigo's girlfriend at them, grab Rodrigo, and escape. Then make an empty promise to come back for the she-headcrab.

Then set them on fire

P4NC4K3 wrote:BTW why am I always quoting The Dreadnote?

Because I make suggestions like a boss.

Also, discuss pet headcrabs with kleiner.

Let The Love Blossom and hope like hell the real Alyx dosen't show up while you:

The Dreadnote wrote: Discuss pet headcrabs with kleiner.

Im very sorry for the lack of replies, but I need access to Steam to make these things, and it seems it updates every 3 days and it takes me 2 days to download the update! Don't blame me, blame Valve

Let the head crabs have baby's and amass a giant army of head crabs.

Then go to father gregory and start saying random things from bible you found....that's on FIRE!

SpaceDuck wrote:Let The Love Blossom and hope like hell the real Alyx dosen't show up while you:

The Dreadnote wrote: Discuss pet headcrabs with kleiner.

After a lengthy discussion, Kleiner informed me that he's expecting someone


*knock knock* That must be them now




My god...

Attempt conversation with the mysterious guest.

Make them dance for your amusement. With or without fire.

Say hello to Gordon Freeman who is the guest but then you notice alyx is behind him thinking fast you find a secluded spot you cross dress into a weirdly happy old man (you knew all the years of acting school and cross-dressing were a good idea!)

Erm, None of the suggestions so far have grabbed me, so I'll add a little more myself

(oh, and guys, please try to keep this going somewhere please refrain from just saying 'set it on fire')


Hmm, he looks confused


Oh pants...

Run for the teleporter and teleport to escape

Set them both on fire. jk

I agree, run for the teleporter and escape.

Claim the new Alyx is an impostor; devise a series of rigged tests to determine the real one.

Return to your original self and say "SURPRISE", then say that it was all a practical joke.

Then tell Alyx that Gordon is an imposter. After all, you know a good costume when you see one.

Start spazzing out accidentally hit the teleporter bottom and then (still spazzing out) go into the teleporter and stop at the lake with the underwater see monster.

halonachos wrote:Return to your original self and say "SURPRISE", then say that it was all a practical joke.

*Zipper noises*


Ta-Da!


Not a fan, huh barney?

Pray, pray like hell. Or get Rodrigo to help.

halonachos wrote:Pray, pray like hell. Or get Rodrigo to help.

Oh Crap, Oh Crap... I need some kind of convenient intervention


Huh?


Huzzah!


Gotta go while they're distracted


Wherever this takes me, It'll be better than here

One Teleport later...


Uhh, where am I?


Let's see, a cartoon-styled blue building...


And a similar, cartoon-styled red building


Aww crap, I'm in Team Fortress 2

Chapter 3
Red vs. Blu


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Crap, I thought I cut the HUD off that shot, how unproffesional

CRY SOME MORE

Find the portal gun behind the cactus, then create a portal that leads to to the edge of a cliff and run around creating portals that lead to the other portal around peoples feet.

The Dreadnote wrote:

CRY SOME MORE

Ok

Cheer up emo kid, then look for friends, then ride your new friends around the place

Any more suggestions?

Best go find a disguise to travel undetected. Try to find a spy and kill him for his disguise kit.

KILLING SPREE!

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:Cheer up emo kid, then look for friends, then ride your new friends around the place

Ignore the corpse in the background...


Hmm, red guys! They look friendly!


Hey guys!


Ok, let's try elsewhere

Investigate blu base.

HOW DARE THEY NOT GIVE YOU HUGS!!!! Find guns and shoot them. And you're dressed in blue, find blue people to help

Do the Alyx disguise trick again and see if they want a chick.

Masked Jackal wrote:Do the Alyx disguise trick again and see if they want a chick.

+1

Im having trouble with Steam again, my internet connection is slower than a drunk snail, I think all technology despises me

Look For some Weapons in Blu base to Smite the Evil Red

Get wasted with the Scottish Demoman and play with explosives!

EDIT: Barring that, pee in a jar, light it on fire, Then throw your jar of flaming pee at the reds. And watch as some catastrophic event occurs as a result.

The Dreadnote wrote:Investigate blu base.

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:HOW DARE THEY NOT GIVE YOU HUGS!!!! Find guns and shoot them. And you're dressed in blue, find blue people to help

SpaceDuck wrote:Look For some Weapons in Blu base to Smite the Evil Red

Let me in! LET ME IN!!!!




Is this the end of our intrepid hero? Probably not, but tune in sometime in the future to find out!

Respawn as a random class.

Well, that's ONE way to find guns.

It's all a dream and you wake up in a bed next to Dr. Breen

Aaaaaand... HEADCRAB SPAM!

Good thing he only hit your fake head. You always keep a real one below the collar of your shirt just in case. And they thought you were crazy...

As you wait out your last moments you see a blue medic walk by you mange to say "MEEEDDDDIIICC!" and he helps you up saying things in German.

Uhhh...




Ooh! what's in the cupboard?


WEAPONS!


Maybe I need a class...

Become the pyro, and burn it all

keep em coming

Eat a Sandvich while deciding what load-out to take.

Hmm, piccys earlier in the thread have gone down, no idea why

take all you can carry and kill everything hostile. KILL THEM ALL! (just the hostiles) also, look around the place. kinda mysterious where you woke up.....

UberKarnage323 wrote:KILL THEM ALL! (just the hostiles)

Your sentance is broken, and needs fixing.

UberKarnage323 wrote:KILL THEM ALL! (Including the women and children. No Excuses. No Mercy.)

Ahh, that's working better.

Be a medic, no one shoots the medic. Oh wait...

Medic's are sadistic ex-nazis who perform atrocities in name of science.

"Oops! That is not medi-cine!"

Sorry about no replies, but my interwebs and Steam still hate me, Im starting to think that my brain actually emits a small electromagnetic pulse...

Pull your best Arnie Impersonation with a minigun.

Then the head crabs can float , with people sitting on them like transportation!

halonachos wrote:Be a medic, no one shoots the medic. Oh wait...

For the record, i cant do the accent

Now what?

Use your giant oversized syringe to give everyone swine-flu vaccinations... suppository-style

test - ignore

What about my Bonesaw? Can I use it? Can I? Pleeeeease?

Of course, after all, maybe someone sprained an ankle and requires amputation!

You've had a costume change!!

Put a Hockey Mask on and saw people!!!

Attach the syringes to the bonesaw so you can vaccinate while you eviscerate.

halonachos wrote:Attach the syringes to the bonesaw so you can vaccinate while you eviscerate.

Evacceration?

Why do I see someone making a "Yo Dawg" sign out of your post?

Apologies, but complications with my broadband mean there may not be an update for some time

P4NC4K3 wrote:Apologies, but complications with my broadband mean there may not be an update for some time

Did you try:

Yelling at it?

Hitting it?

Swearing at it?

Spitting on it?

If so, and the problem persists, then it's time to kill it with fire.

metallifan wrote:

halonachos wrote:Attach the syringes to the bonesaw so you can vaccinate while you eviscerate.

Evacceration?

Why do I see someone making a "Yo Dawg" sign out of your post?

I prefer Evisccination.

Tom-ay-to Tom-ah-to

Either way it's an awesome word with hilarious mental images

metallifan wrote:

P4NC4K3 wrote:Apologies, but complications with my broadband mean there may not be an update for some time

Did you try:

Yelling at it?

Hitting it?

Swearing at it?

Spitting on it?

If so, and the problem persists, then it's time to kill it with fire.

I tried all of the above, I think thats why I have problems

P4NC4K3 wrote:

metallifan wrote:

P4NC4K3 wrote:Apologies, but complications with my broadband mean there may not be an update for some time

Did you try:

Yelling at it?

Hitting it?

Swearing at it?

Spitting on it?

If so, and the problem persists, then it's time to kill it with fire.

I tried all of the above, I think thats why I have problems

Then you know what to do at this point. Note: Before purifying it, check Future Shop and Best Buy for some deals

Or are you just trying to put something extra fantasmagical together for us and blaming your broadband?

halonachos wrote:Or are you just trying to put something extra fantasmagical together for us and blaming your broadband?

That would take all of his cunning... Hmm....

Or Tactical Genius...

halonachos wrote:Or are you just trying to put something extra fantasmagical together for us and blaming your broadband?

No


Oh, and everything seems to be in order, I should be able to continue this weekend

Or not...

My laptop needs to be sent off for repairs, I'll have to face reality for about a week!

:(

halonachos wrote:Attach the syringes to the bonesaw so you can vaccinate while you eviscerate.

Meh, I prefer this gun


Hey where did everybody go?


P.S. It's good to be back

erm suggestions? Im sorry I left it so long, honest!

Have a group of head humpers in a circle , dancing around a statue of Spy Crab

And they shall forever be known as: " Sicarius Cancer Templum "

Find the legendary engineer Poor Tals and brainstormsome ideas onhow to get hometo your own world.

I have no idea what either of you are talking about

Find an unmarked big red button and push it, just for the lulz

P4NC4K3 wrote:I have no idea what either of you are talking about

Mine was a joke.

Find the legendary engineer Poor Tals and brain storm some ideas on how to get home to your own world.

Translation: Think with portals.

ahh, quite so

You know, I was hoping for something along the lines of...

"Go and look for your teammates"

Go and look for your teammates.

Go and cook for your teammates.

go and cook your teammates

The lack of Spy Crab have left me in despair

Go look for you team mates, then cook for them, then cook them. And a wild spy crab appears.

You're wearing blue, which clearly marks you as Blue team.

Therefore, cook the red team and feed them to the blue team. Help solve overpopulation -and- world hunger all in one!

I'm gonna need some time, Im afraid, Gmod is being unreasonable

...and I've been away for a while, sorry, Ill try to get back on track ASAP

a boomer from L4D jumps in front of you and randomly blows up, thus attracting the horde

halonachos wrote:Go and look for your teammates.

Platuan4th wrote:Go and cook for your teammates.

orkylooter wrote:go and cook your teammates

Well, lets see where they are then


Oh. My. God! I always suspected this but never dared to believe it!

WHAT IS IT? Tune in tomorrow or some point in the near future to find out!

Apologies, but it's going to be at least after the weekend, due to unforseen difficulties

P4NC4K3 wrote:Apologies, but it's going to be at least after the weekend, due to unforseen difficulties

I refuse to believe that this is anything other than an attempt to built suspense. Because it's doing just that

I wrote:Oh. My. God! I always suspected this but never dared to believe it!

Nazis! Now what?

Go all indiana Jones and threaten to blow them up with a bazooka until they give you a sanvich.

Start putting on the Ritz. Maybe they won't shoot you?

Build some happy turret robot friends.

They won't blame you if you knock them over, either!

Shout "ICH BIN JUDE" very loudly and slap your bottom at them

Call Hogan's Heroes?

Distract them with a Torah
"Here Nazi, want the Torah?
Want it?
Go fetch the Torah!
Go on, Fetch!"

Failing that dye your hair blonde, put in blue contacts and goosestep after them.

Steal their helmets and pee in m.

Platuan4th wrote:Build some happy turret robot friends.

Well, this might be useful, no idea where it came from though...





Ok, thats my turrets set up, but Im gonna need some tactics, suggestions?

Deploy your turret´s into a crossfire to make sure they can all see the same spot, then use that randomly occurring corpse to lure them over there.

A big jew sign would work too I guess.

Soladrin wrote:Deploy your turret´s into a crossfire to make sure they can all see the same spot, then use that randomly occurring corpse to lure them over there.

A big jew sign would work too I guess.

Crossfire? You mean like Ben "Overlapping Fields of Fire" Counter?

Make the Nazis dance you a jig?

Throw the turrets at the Nazis.

metallifan wrote:

Soladrin wrote:Deploy your turret´s into a crossfire to make sure they can all see the same spot, then use that randomly occurring corpse to lure them over there.

A big jew sign would work too I guess.

Crossfire? You mean like Ben "Overlapping Fields of Fire" Counter?

Hell Yea.

Sorry for no replies, but I haven't been very well and I would rather spend my time leisurely browsing dakka and recovering than making a new QL installment, as soon as I get better I'll update, promise

Steal their tank and go tank-surfing

Soladrin wrote:Deploy your turret´s into a crossfire to make sure they can all see the same spot, then use that randomly occurring corpse to lure them over there.

metallifan wrote:Steal their tank and go tank-surfing

Hey, Nazis! I'm all semitic and junk!


They've taken the bait...


The enemy have taken the bait, SUPPRESSIVE FIRE!


Dakka-dakka-dakka


There you ar- DAKKA-DAKKA


Dakka-Dakka


dakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka


Well, a bit more suppressive than I expected, well done chaps!


Weeeeee!

N.B. The earlier pics went down because I had overfilled my photobucket account, but Ive made a new one now, so all is well

Now What?

All this tank surfing is making you hungry. You'll need to find a convenience store soon. Or, failing that, someone's fridge. Though the owner might be mad about it.

You could cannibalize those nazis.. Oh, and steal their ride.

He did steal it. He's driving it through the power of awesomeness that's put out by Tank Surfing

Drive the tank into Nova Prospekt and see what happens.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Drive the tank into Nova Prospekt and see what happens.

No, no, no. Deep strike it into Nova Prospekt. Blood Angels style.

Skarwael wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Drive the tank into Nova Prospekt and see what happens.

No, no, no. Deep strike it into Nova Prospekt. Blood Angels style.

All the while singing "I'm a little Tea Pot, short and stout, this is my handle, this is my spout. When you hear me coming, get out of the way."

Slarg232 wrote:

Skarwael wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Drive the tank into Nova Prospekt and see what happens.

No, no, no. Deep strike it into Nova Prospekt. Blood Angels style.

All the while singing "I'm a little Tea Pot, short and stout, this is my handle, this is my spout. When you hear me coming, get out of the way."

"Or else I'll take you out."


But, there needs to be a "WTF BOOM!" moment when he impacts.

halonachos wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Skarwael wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Drive the tank into Nova Prospekt and see what happens.

No, no, no. Deep strike it into Nova Prospekt. Blood Angels style.

All the while singing "I'm a little Tea Pot, short and stout, this is my handle, this is my spout. When you hear me coming, get out of the way."

"Or else I'll take you out."


But, there needs to be a "WTF BOOM!" moment when he impacts.

Deep striking APC? WTF! IS there and Angry marine Titan up there or something?

Oh, how about magically turn the the Nazi tank into a titan... a head crab titan!

If it was an angry marine thing, I think it would have dozer blades on it along with a bunch of overcompensation on it.

Look at your watch, while standing completely still.

Or...

PFFT Who needs tanks. The turrets and I shall launch a crusade against the red shirts. Teach them to snipe you!

Oh yeah, that sniper needs to die...

Surf the tank from space and armageddon that camper!

Get the turrets to tank surf with you!

get the tank to tank surf the turrets

Sorry for no replies, Im a lazy, lazy man

Again, I'm sorry, but I keep being interrupted by that fether known as 'real life'

P4NC4K3 wrote:Again, I'm sorry, but I keep being interrupted by that fether known as 'real life'

What an arse. You should totally shoot that guy. (alternatively, you could make a character to represent it within that program you use, and get John to shoot him, thus saving you a large amount of pain)

I'm loving this thread, despite its slightly odd nature. Keep it up if you can.

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+1

I think we killed his computer. P4NC4K3, I am incredibly sorry for killing your computer.

It died from an overdose of awesome

That and it probably took a Lazar from "Dr. Octo-Mother****ing-Gonopus Brglbrglbrglbrgl BLAAAAAAAH!"

Okay P4NC4K3, drop the tank surfing. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR COMPUTER'S SAKE, DROP THE TANK SURFING!!

what no tank surfing, the computers old enough to know how to cope with tank surfing, if its windows itll just turn off for no reason whatsoever and say it was your fault, and if its apple it wont work your software

Right, if I don't get an update up this weekend at the latest, you can all personally kill me.

To be honest, every time I go on Gmod it uses a HELL of a lot of my CPU, which, combined with the hot weather is constantly overheating my laptop


I HATE TECHNOLOGY!!!

We weren't planning on killing you *puts away shotgun* we were just worried about your laptop.

Build a ladder out of miscellaneous objects in the area that will take you back to Dr. Breen's office

metallifan wrote:Build a ladder out of miscellaneous objects in the area that will take you back to Dr. Breen's office

NO! THE LOGIC ENGINE! SHE CAN'T TAKE THE STRESS!*in a scottish accent*

have we all forgotten about the lovely tank surfing?

assultmarine wrote:have we all forgotten about the lovely tank surfing?

Of course not. He has to build the ladder -while- Tank surfing. Only a true badass builds a space ladder while tank surfing

grr, now I find out that the one time I properly planned to make a new QL, I'm going to be away all weekend! If I have any time to update, I will but I can't make any promises...

:(

GODDAMN YOU TEMPERATURE!!!


I tried to make a new post today, and woohoo! My Laptop overheated in the process anyway, I did manage to get one picture, so I'll use that



As you can see, I built a teleporter! Now where should I take the tank and turrets?

underground, to the secret lair of Dr. Methanzulasas

Deep strike the tank and turrets into Nove Prospekt and see what happens.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Deep surf the tank and turrets into Nove Prospekt.

Fix'd

What games can you use with this, and what is its limits?

Take the tank you and start thinking with portals and tanks. Set up your turrets so no nazis or red team come in after you though.

Land in GLADiS's room, where she has pre-prepared a cake for you.

With sexy results!

Dastardly Dave wrote:What games can you use with this, and what is its limits?

Officially, any game using valve's Source Engine (HL2, TF2, L4D etc)

but the community have also made thousands of addons so you can really have almost anything.

Have you got any of those Addons?

Several, I would recommend Wiremod (lets you make ridiculously complicated devices) PHX Pack 3 (Shedloads of new props to build with) and Kermites SWEPs (Superbly Detailed Weapons to play with)

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:Land in GLADiS's room, where she has pre-prepared a cake for you.

With sexy results!

+1

I say you enter a time warp and start it all over again.

UPDATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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SpaceDuck wrote:

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:Land in GLADiS's room, where she has pre-prepared a cake for you.

With sexy results!

+1

+1
But no deadly Neurotoxin.

I'm BAAAAACK!!!!

time for updates




Phew, I made it, and with most of the Happy Turret Friends too! Shame about the tank though...


Huh, so this is Nova Prospekt, wonder what I should do now...

that's right, it's...

Chapter 4
Grim Prospekts

Go Antlion surfing with the Happy Turret Friends.

I'm afraid there aren't any Antlions in the immediate vicinity, sorry

See the tall tower in the background, climb it. It should give you a great view and will let you synchronize with the area.

But don't forget to bring the Happy Turret Friends.

halonachos wrote:See the tall tower in the background, climb it. It should give you a great view and will let you synchronize with the area.

n0t_u wrote:But don't forget to bring the Happy Turret Friends.

Well, let it never be said I can't fashion a grappling hook out of thin air


Phew, resty time! So now what am I looking for up here?

Oh and if you're wondering why I didn't take the HTF's up there, do you have any idea how hard it is to haul yourself up a rope with several auto-targeting sentry turrets on your back?

Have the Happy Turret Friends fire their LAZORS at the nearby wall and visit the beach.

Jump over the wall into the blue abyss.

Update the thread?

Sorry about the hiatus, work will continue shortly


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chowderhead13 wrote:Jump over the wall into the blue abyss.

This seems ill advised


Aaaaaaaaaargh!


Oof! What the hell?


Urgh, where am I?


Oh, I'm right where I was, and in deep, deep shizzle

Fart loudly and blame one of them. In the end, they'll start fighting each other over who's farted and you can make your escape.

Stop bullets like the martix and throw them all back at them.

or

Shoot lasers out of your nipples to kill all of them.

I just remembered: Happy Turret Friends are still there, on the ground next to you!!

Use turrets to blow attackers to kingdom come (while they're fighting over who farted, of course)

Ediin wrote:I just remembered: Happy Turret Friends are still there, on the ground next to you!!

Use turrets to blow attackers to kingdom come (while they're fighting over who farted, of course)

Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap...


bangbangbangbang YEAH! FEEL THE MS PAINT BULLETS! bangbangbangbang


phew, thanks team!


Hmm, that gives me an idea!


Woohoo! Dress-up pays off again! And I've got a shotgun this time!

P.S. Two updates in one day! Now please forgive me

I pardon you. However, your update leaves a question unanswered: Who the hell farted?

Now that you're dressed up, find these evil guys' HQ and hang out with them.

Quarter life.... EPIC!!!!!1

Ediin wrote:I pardon you. However, your update leaves a question unanswered: Who the hell farted?

Now that you're dressed up, find these evil guys' HQ and hang out with them.

Then destroy the base from the inside! (and bring your Happy turret friends!)

Or go play some portal. Actually, go play portal.

Happygrunt wrote:Or go play some portal. Actually, go play portal.

Alright then






*click* *click* *click*


Look at me still talking when there's science to do, when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you...


Totally worth it

So... much.... win! I loled. You might wanna find some combine elite armor so you can go where you please.

I hope you didn't download that illegally, the combine dont like that kind of free will you know...hell I'm sure they even hate gamestop.


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Also, who's that guy outside the window in the first picture?

halonachos wrote:I hope you didn't download that illegally, the combine dont like that kind of free will you know...hell I'm sure they even hate gamestop.


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Also, who's that guy outside the window in the first picture?

Luckily he got Portal for free when valve gave it out for free during that one week.

Happygrunt wrote:

halonachos wrote:I hope you didn't download that illegally, the combine dont like that kind of free will you know...hell I'm sure they even hate gamestop.


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Also, who's that guy outside the window in the first picture?

Luckily he got Portal for free when valve gave it out for free during that one week.

Wait, a game in a game? Isn't that like a dream in a dream in the matrix?

halonachos wrote:Also, who's that guy outside the window in the first picture?

I was going to show him getting beaten up by the Antlion also visible, but couldn't get it right


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Happygrunt wrote:So... much.... win! I loled. You might wanna find some combine elite armor so you can go where you please.

*casual whistling*


duh-dum, duh-dum


duh-dum, duh-dum, Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum


hey-what the OHMYGODPUTTHATBACKIN!YOUCAN'TTAKETHATOUTINEEDTHATTOLIVEOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMY... gurgle...


nice, clean execution, quick promotion and this suit is kinda spiffy! Captain male_02 ready for orders!

Officer, what are you doing with that skele--- HEY, THAT WAS ALFRED!!! HOW DARE YOU TURN HIM INTO A SKELETON!!! TURN HIM BACK RIGHT NOW!!!

Now execute that soldier for questioning your suit! Then join the combine army as a commissar. FOR THE OVERWATCH!

Pretend to be a ghost and make the skeleton do a Jig.