this is true heretic grabthar, very true.
It seems that the time has come for turtle pie to rise from the ashes and bestow its delicious blessing upon this thread.
To arms brothers! Our ascendancy is nigh!
Clearly, Weiner dogs are yet another threat to the Great omni dessert. To those Heretics have thrown in their lot with the treacherous weiner dogs, know this: though you have forsworn yourself to this ancient and powerful foe, your sacrifices will amount to naught, as the road of the dachshund leads to nothing but damnation and eternal torment in the flames of the oven of Turtle Pie.
May you seek righteousness and repent your sins
ahhhhhhhhhhmen
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/226065.page To ye seeking redemption, the church of the children of turtle pie opens it's doors.
Nay, foul demon we banished thine god long ago, we tore the universe asunder and we will do it again to prevent the rising of the greater demon turtle pie. 
Doomrider appears to provide support, but how long will he stay?
