Eliot & Heartblack i will assign you as gunners for now, let me know if you want transfer

42-Pvt. Duke: Do I retain my number if I am assigned to the plasma?

Gamma platoon will be receiving melta training

42-Pvt. Duke: Meltas you say? *glances at the yet unfired plasma gun* glad to hear, Sir!

Commisar Von Humps wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Commisar Von Humps wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:all of them yes. arkanians executioner, your russ and the wrath

'The Wrath'.
It needs no further description.

! Alright trooper. I warned you before. One. More. Chance. Or i pull you from your position and into the penal legion it is.

And thank You Marshal. We will be deployed for our first combat mission sometime early next week(Monday from what the Marshal has told me) and we will be fighting nids....

We should expect heavy numbers of troops and possibly heavy casualties. But know this men. We are soldiers of the Imperium of Man, and we will hold the line against the xeno filth.

131-Ovr. Purple-I don't think he was doing anything this time just taking pride in his tank's name... not that i wouldn't appreciate the company in the suicide squad.

Ah. I see....Don't blame me, im a Commissar. I haven't gotten to execute any body yet! Joking, but im sure you'll have plenty of company after this battle....i hope not at least.

thank you 'Commissar'.

131-Ovr. Purple-It's Commissar.

Come brave imperials! The 222nd will take any man(or women) who can fight. but be fast, there is only 30 or so places left in this grand regiment. so if you act fast maybe to could fight alongside the 222nd,. and call us brothers!!!

purplefood wrote:131-Ovr. Purple-I have a recruit for the suicide squad! Don't expect to live long trooper.

Oy me lord for the emprah and whotnot, hopes to redeem meself and such.....


*Hopes he's deployed close to a table edge he can run off of*

Ashryu wrote:

purplefood wrote:131-Ovr. Purple-I have a recruit for the suicide squad! Don't expect to live long trooper.

Oy me lord for the emprah and whotnot, hopes to redeem meself and such.....


*Hopes he's deployed close to a table edge he can run off of*

It seems likely that you will be executed if you run away from the punishment squad...

*scratches explosive collar*

Just 3 days til landing troopers, hope you are all ready!

hlaine.larkin wrote:Just 3 days til landing troopers, hope you are all ready!

Commander Seric: me and the crew of the Emperor's Honour are ready for battle, and I personally can not wait to start killing some nids rather than shooting cardboard cutouts and servitors!

hlaine.larkin wrote:Just 3 days til landing troopers, hope you are all ready!

Vox in working order sir... Helmet, rifle, and combat knife have just been tested sir.

24 hours til the go lads, still no idea what we are facing- no messages are getting through, apparently there was a demon incursion onto another ship in the flotilla, so guard yourselves carefully!

we may also get a new russ, as the ogryns have been delayed in arrival- we arn't sure their transport will make it , so it may become a permanent addition

Can't say I'm dissapointed I won't be rubbing elbows with mob of dirty rotten giants armed with shotguns, bad intentions, and worse aim.

Perhaps this will help getting more conscripts?

This is such a great idea I hope you don't mind that I borrow your idea for my space marines

Long way from completion but i am going to do this when i have my Cadian's built up.

I would want you to make me a catachan, but my name is too awesome for such a lowly IG unit.

OOOO thats fighting talk marine. also, if you want to use this idea- make sure you give some credit here

hlaine.larkin wrote:OOOO thats fighting talk marine. also, if you want to use this idea- make sure you give some credit here

Both so people know who started this and so they can sign up for the 222nd.

Ya know what this needs sir? Some enlistment propaganda.

Propaganda? surely you mean facts!

also, we are in need of another russ commander, to go in squadron with the emperors wrath

... did someone mention tanks???

yup, we have another russ- to be squadroned with the honour to be commandeered

hlaine.larkin wrote:Propaganda? surely you mean facts!

also, we are in need of another russ commander, to go in squadron with the emperors wrath

The Master of Phantoms Rhykor Haze at your service.

hlaine.larkin wrote:OOOO thats fighting talk marine. also, if you want to use this idea- make sure you give some credit here

There is a guy over in the SW forums at the B&C who has taken to naming his completed models after people in the forums. Good times for forum friends.

Phantom, would you like to be a tank commander of our last leman russ?

hlaine.larkin wrote:Propaganda? surely you mean facts!

also, we are in need of another russ commander, to go in squadron with the emperors wrath

Facts for us; propaganda to the cowards that need converted into men.

hlaine.larkin wrote:Phantom, would you like to be a tank commander of our last leman russ?

Yes please!! *childish glee*. BTW what type is it?

phantommaster wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:Phantom, would you like to be a tank commander of our last leman russ?

Yes please!! *childish glee*. BTW what type is it?

It's a regular russ, you are in squadron with the emperors honour, so think of a name for your russ and i will help find a gunner and driver

hlaine.larkin wrote:

phantommaster wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:Phantom, would you like to be a tank commander of our last leman russ?

Yes please!! *childish glee*. BTW what type is it?

It's a regular russ, you are in squadron with the emperors honour, so think of a name for your russ and i will help find a gunner and driver

I'll drive it... or take the gunner seat, either sounds good by me! Just reassign 96- Gunner Giles over to the position.

Pvt: Naimad 'nerdboy' signing for duty sir? am i in the right building?....

nerdfest09 wrote:Pvt: Naimad 'nerdboy' signing for duty sir? am i in the right building?....

Yes trooper, welcome to the 222nd!

Sir, YES SIR!

Ooooo, does this mean another tank to go below us on the score board?

Hows about Bullet Magnet for a name? Does my gunner or driver have any thoughts?

phantommaster wrote:Hows about Bullet Magnet for a name? Does my gunner or driver have any thoughts?

You're gunner is called giles, (codenamed swiftblade on the regimental report)

hlaine.larkin wrote:

phantommaster wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:Phantom, would you like to be a tank commander of our last leman russ?

Yes please!! *childish glee*. BTW what type is it?

It's a regular russ, you are in squadron with the emperors honour, so think of a name for your russ and i will help find a gunner and driver

Commander Seric: Welcome to the squadron, you may note that the Emperor's Honour is the only sensible tank currently in the regiment, and we stay back and blast the feth out of enemies from a distance.

(btw, I was wandering, how are you going to handle the emperors honour and the new tank on the score card? Being in a squadron makes it hard to attribute some kills to one tank, as they are both shooting the same thing. I was also wondering if you plan on deploying all 4 tanks every battle. Personally, I hate tank squadrons. They have to both fire on the same thing, which is usually overkill and wastes firepower, and having immobilized count as destroyed makes it so there is a 50% chance they will be destroyed when penetrated. )

you will be squadroned for the campaign weekend, we need to bring as many russes to bear as we can, however, there will be techpriests on hand, also, if you are just imobilised, it will count as imobilised for the terms of the league- as for kills, i will roll per russ

The Tsunami wrote:The name is Pvt. Haston.

The name is Pvt. Haston not "Hat"son. Sorry Sir, the Servitors have been making errors again. (Pvt. Haston #43)

loner wrote:Perhaps this will help getting more conscripts?

We need recruitment posters.

*fiddles with vox*
gak someone blocked my classic rock station...
*looks at commissar and forgets his music*

Cool idea, I'm in:

Platoon Alpha, Squad 3, Private Matinik reporting for duty sir!

Welcom to the 222nd Matinik

Okay, in 3 hours we will be heading north, there has been a disturbance there, it appears the ultramarines have the nids cooped in and the inquisitor is being dealt with, so we have our own psyker Altzer back- keep a sharp eye out, we don't know what we are going into.

HooRahh!!! *manly shout*

*Fills tanks with promethium*

*Lights pilot light*

*Puts on designer cargo trousers*

*Falls into transport with the squad*

"gak, your wearing the same as me...... Emperor !, what will the enemy think of us, tut tut "

Are there any spots left for chimera commanders?
If there are:

1st Lt. Bryant Dardin

hlaine.larkin wrote:Welcom to the 222nd Matinik

Okay, in 3 hours we will be heading north, there has been a disturbance there, it appears the ultramarines have the nids cooped in and the inquisitor is being dealt with, so we have our own psyker Altzer back- keep a sharp eye out, we don't know what we are going into.

Commander Seric: Finally our first battle!
* Rushes off to finish final preparations for tank*

calgar 2.5 wrote:Are there any spots left for chimera commanders?
If there are:

1st Lt. Bryant Dardin

There are no Chimeras in the 222nd currently, the only spots open are in the normal squads at this point, check the front page for what is available!

FIRST BATTLE REPORT ON PAGE 18 OF REGIMENTAL REPORT


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Commander Haze- i need a name for your tank (bullet magnet isn't an appropriate name for a tank)

As the gunner for the unamed tank, may I suggest "Deaths Gauntlet" as an appropriate name for the tank?

Well comrades it seems we go to war...all I got to say is SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

We already went to war

avondale wrote:Well comrades it seems we go to war...all I got to say is SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

hlaine.larkin wrote:We already went to war

Commander Seric: I think that he may have been hit on the head a little hard during the battle, I advise he see the medic...

Swiftblade wrote:As the gunner for the unamed tank, may I suggest "Deaths Gauntlet" as an appropriate name for the tank?

Fine by me, better get the paint out.

I have come to take the Emperor's Credit.
I would request a position as a SWO: Sniper rifle operative.
Sharpe's the name, and sharp is my game.
My rifle's name will be Lucille

Swiftblade wrote:As the gunner for the unamed tank, may I suggest "Deaths Gauntlet" as an appropriate name for the tank?

as the driver for the unamed tank
which i havent been written on yet. . . . *glances at servitors*
i would be in favour of such a title
or maybe
honey badger 1,
rolling thunder,
boom boxer,
dozer,
bullet biter,
doom dealer,
tessa,
(tf2 referance) sasha or possiblely natasha,
critter hitter
. . . . thats all i got for now

DarthLakey wrote:I have come to take the Emperor's Credit.
I would request a position as a SWO: Sniper rifle operative.
Sharpe's the name, and sharp is my game.
My rifle's name will be Lucille

I'm afraid we have a single regimental sniper and no swo positions avaliable Sharpe/

89-Pvt Ranco Steele, transfer from the Kroshin 92nd. Logistical error landed me here, in the wrong regiment with the wrong kit, they even put me on the wrong planet. Nice planet though, comfortable temperature, real polite man eating plants. Yep think I'll enjoy this one . . . uh . . . Sir.

Ok, put me in third squad gamma then.
but i'm still sniping with my lasgun.

Sounds like fun. No particular job requested. Just give me a: tanktop, headband, camo paint, and a shotgun and throw me in somewhere.

How did the battle go? Am I alive? lol

Edit: Nevermind I figured it out, I live! hahahaha

(no one tell the commissar about my memory lapse, ayt guys? )

a handfull of wounded, but no deaths


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Also sharp, if you want to snipe with a lasgun, you are best off in alpha, as gamma platoon are our outflankers whilst alpha hold the line


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Lyzin Locrian wrote:89-Pvt Ranco Steele, transfer from the Kroshin 92nd. Logistical error landed me here, in the wrong regiment with the wrong kit, they even put me on the wrong planet. Nice planet though, comfortable temperature, real polite man eating plants. Yep think I'll enjoy this one . . . uh . . . Sir.

The emperor doesn't believ in accidents and nor do we!

DarthLakey wrote:I have come to take the Emperor's Credit.
I would request a position as a SWO: Sniper rifle operative.
Sharpe's the name, and sharp is my game.
My rifle's name will be Lucille

How very subtle of you...

It's more subtle than games workshop's normal stuff
(read: praetorians. They have a captain Cain, and ARE the British colonials from the era of Zulu)



I mean Praetoria was a colony (now a city) in south Africa - and they think we wouldn't notice

No idea if you are still accepting recruits but...

Pvt. Nelson reporting for duty sir, put me where you need me and im am sure to make you proud

We still are, welcome Trooper!

Huh I didn't know gamma was our outflanking platoon. Anyways it was good to kill some xeno scum! We should claim war trophies! Nothing says good job with a ceremonial shrunken ork head and choppa

Dahl Corp. wrote:Huh I didn't know gamma was our outflanking platoon. Anyways it was good to kill some xeno scum! We should claim war trophies! Nothing says good job with a ceremonial shrunken ork head and choppa

This thread Plus that post just made my costume for any convention i go to ever.

Platoon Alpha - Squad IV
Pvt Porthos reporting sir!

I'll do my gakking best for the Emperor!

Welcome Trooper Porthos!

No real desire to join this outfit. Instead, posting 'cause I ran across this researching for another post:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/3839503/Us-Army-Field-Manual-Fm-905-Jungle-Operations-How-to-Fight

Its the US Army Field Manual for jungle warfare. No, it won't help *at all* with 40k, but a.) Knowing more about your favored terrain will add verisimilitude, and b.) its always cool to read Army FMs.

Ogiwan wrote:No real desire to join this outfit. Instead, posting 'cause I ran across this researching for another post:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/3839503/Us-Army-Field-Manual-Fm-905-Jungle-Operations-How-to-Fight

Its the US Army Field Manual for jungle warfare. No, it won't help *at all* with 40k, but a.) Knowing more about your favored terrain will add verisimilitude, and b.) its always cool to read Army FMs.

PFFFHth like we would take directions on jungle combat from the US army.

Edit: I wish i had soemone to high five after that one.

Varrick wrote:

Ogiwan wrote:No real desire to join this outfit. Instead, posting 'cause I ran across this researching for another post:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/3839503/Us-Army-Field-Manual-Fm-905-Jungle-Operations-How-to-Fight

Its the US Army Field Manual for jungle warfare. No, it won't help *at all* with 40k, but a.) Knowing more about your favored terrain will add verisimilitude, and b.) its always cool to read Army FMs.

PFFFHth like we would take directions on jungle combat from the US army.

Any room in your Ogryns for Bone'ead Nagoth?

Well I feel stupid.

89-Pvt Bax "Kukri" Stumbo reporting sir.

That offworlder got sent back home, so no need to worry 'bout him any more.

Here to do my duty sir, no mistakes, no excuses.

Welcome Stumbo

Varrick wrote:

Ogiwan wrote:No real desire to join this outfit. Instead, posting 'cause I ran across this researching for another post:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/3839503/Us-Army-Field-Manual-Fm-905-Jungle-Operations-How-to-Fight

Its the US Army Field Manual for jungle warfare. No, it won't help *at all* with 40k, but a.) Knowing more about your favored terrain will add verisimilitude, and b.) its always cool to read Army FMs.

PFFFHth like we would take directions on jungle combat from the US army.

Edit: I wish i had soemone to high five after that one.

Quick high five!

Sir, I noticed a man named Steele in Alpha platoon. Is he the transfer from Kroshin? I thought he had left, correct me if I'm wrong sir.

avondale wrote:

Varrick wrote:

Ogiwan wrote:No real desire to join this outfit. Instead, posting 'cause I ran across this researching for another post:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/3839503/Us-Army-Field-Manual-Fm-905-Jungle-Operations-How-to-Fight

Its the US Army Field Manual for jungle warfare. No, it won't help *at all* with 40k, but a.) Knowing more about your favored terrain will add verisimilitude, and b.) its always cool to read Army FMs.

PFFFHth like we would take directions on jungle combat from the US army.

Edit: I wish i had soemone to high five after that one.

Quick high five!

/highfive

Thank you; i was having trouble sleeping because such awesomeness had to be celebrated.

Thank you for the booklet it was an interesting read!

Pvt. Alderaan Xerxes reporting for duty, sir!
(can i have a meltagun please sir? Either that, or consider me for Commisariat Training)

Glory for the first man to die! Charge!!!

We have no meltas at the moment, and we don't need more commissars for now, you will have to re-pick

131-Ovr. Purple-He could always join the suicide squad...

purplefood wrote:131-Ovr. Purple-He could always join the suicide squad...

87Pvt.Garm- I'm up for that. Where do I sign up?

it looks lik the penal legion may be being shipped offworld for a new mission as we need the bunks for the new sniper team

undivided wrote:

purplefood wrote:131-Ovr. Purple-He could always join the suicide squad...

87Pvt.Garm- I'm up for that. Where do I sign up?

131-Ovr. Purple-Ask our dear Marshal for reassignment...
Welcome to the deadliest job you have ever been in. Forget all those pansy assignments, this is death and glory nothing else.
What's your crime?

Just give me any gun which kills things and not me; i.e, not a lasgun or plasmagun

Okay then we have an autocannon gunner position open welcome to the 222nd

Can I be an Ogryn bone 'ead?

Ogryn Ian (Ec) ?

You can i guess, normally i wouldn't allow it, but hey you help pay for dakka so sure.

47 pvt. sharpe- when will we be dployed next, sir.

Private A. Chantle Platoon Gamma
Squad III, reporting in, sir. (sorry if this is full)

We will be deployed next in 2 days we hope, likely a training exercise. we also have more reinforcements en reute about 5 more squads from the 223rd who were deployed to the south of the planet against the nids so we will be operating a rotation

five squads against an army of nids?
that's good odds.

123-Pilot Kerrick-Maybe they like a challenge...

47-you mean th catachan right?
nah, issa walk inna park


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i feel bad for the nids

Ya think i will have time to teach the Orgyn how to sing and dance along to "cant touch this" before we deploy? Gonna give you a minute to absorb that image.

Need more corpses...err bodies sir?

SWO C.C. 'Brick' Riker reporting for duty
(if that doesn't work just throw me in with the rank and file, I'm sure my confirmed kills will do the talking )

Is their any space left? If so Ill be a puny private.

Welcome troopers!

47-pvt. Sharpe-did we get deployed in the end... I don't remember a thing.Sir

DarthLakey wrote:47-pvt. Sharpe-did we get deployed in the end... I don't remember a thing.Sir

89-Pvt. Stumbo- If we had been deployed we would have been told about it, don't you know how the structure of command operates?! Besisdes if we had fought already wouldn't you expect some chatter about it? Seriously pay attention.

48-Pvt. Steele- Hey cut it out man, I think he just took a REALLY long nap and thought we had left without him. . . wait do catachans nap?

89-Pvt. Stumbo- No, we don't, he just has a bad memory.

48-Pvt. Steele- Oh, well, maybe it would be better to leave him behind in the next battle then.

89-Pvt. Stumbo- HA HA HA! I like the way you think offworlder, I'm gonna like you.

48-Pvt. Steele- Good to know.

If you mentioned a Commissar in your midst I'll happily join the ranks as one, unless taken.

We already have 2 i am afraid, a regimental and platoon one- but if we need a new one, i will add you onto the list

47- I'll show you whose got bad memory, but actually I won't.
Because I don't want to be flayed then hung and then burned.


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yay for the imperial guard!

DarthLakey wrote:47- I'll show you whose got bad memory, but actually I won't.
Because I don't want to be flayed then hung and then burned.


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yay for the imperial guard!

We don't flay hang and burn people noo! we hand them over to the commissars, or the inquisition, or volunteer them for servitor duty.

Thank you Sir! What's my ID?

read the imperial guardsmans uplifting primer. Yes that punishment is real, and some are worse. Death to the traitors!


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And pain!

It's not something we encourage in the catachans, besides, hang a catachan and he would probably laugh off the pain!

if its not to late to join pvt Cole. Virgil Cole SIR!

Great...
More people...
Not to spurn you or anything, join up on all accords but damn it is hard putting names into the background story...

you don't have to incliude everyone, just people who feature heavily in the threads who have a persona to their character

I've decided to have a few characters providing most of the view with the squads being in relation to them...
So the tankers will interact with each other and the Sentinels but rarely with the troopers whereas the Commissars will interact with the troopers and the tankers as well as the command element.
Also the next piece will be up at the start of next week due to several reasons... none of which involve drinking heavily...

I'm a uni student, i can sympathise and don't worry about it the story is in your hands, you lead us on, all i mean is that being mentioned is a reward for being active enough here to have a developed character

Great idea but I don't quite understand how to "sign up."
Could someone give me en explanation?

Of course you say

'i would like to be part of this regiment' and then you give me your soldiers name, you can give him a back story if you like, but all i need is a name

Noah A. Cardenas Alpha platoon Plasma Gunner Sir!!!

also, private virgil cole has been added to the roster

and lastly- i reccomend to EVERYONE the fantastic tales of our adventures thus far, see my signature, all written by our own regimental adjutant.


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Noah da guardsmen wrote:Noah A. Cardenas Alpha platoon Plasma Gunner Sir!!!

thank you for your eagerness trooper, we do not currently need a plasma gunner in alpha platoon however, but if you can handle a lasgun- or load an auto cannon, you are welcome!

when ae we next being deployed?
and I think Lyzan Locrian has shizophrenia - the commisar should be notified.
(ha ha ha)

Chikachika boomboom.

Proivate Jenkins repoitin fa duty suh!

Welcome private!

Private J.P.Jenkins, Platoon Alpha, Squad IV reporting Sir.
Hope I'm not late to the party!

auto cannons fine with me!!!

Adj Purple-Whilst you're here take a look at the regimental background in Dakka Fictions...

yay Im in I'll try not to die sir

Not too late at all jenkins!


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Thank you to every single one of you who has signed up- we have nearly (1 person away) from filling up an ENTIRE platoon. (also gamma platoon is at about 2/3rds strength - you guys truly amaze me!

we have exactly 101 real people representing my army- its staggering!

Awesome idea! Love it!

Reporting for duty Sir! Pvt. Sam. Nickname "Serious Sam" ready to do some damage in the name of the Emperor!

Platoon Alpha
Squad IV

Welcome sam! you are officially the last member of platoon alpha!

Pvt Hatchette reporting for duty

PS Is there a dental plan associated with this posting?

platoon: ?

lance corporal Nathaniel Damascus

home planet: hive world: Steelfall.

arrived on catachan at age: 12

current age: 17

hair color: black

eye color: brown

hight: 5'6

skin tone: tan

spec: lasgun, field medicae

++ summary ends here++

Da GeneruL wrote:Pvt Hatchette reporting for duty

PS Is there a dental plan associated with this posting?

Talk smarmy to the lord commissar (or the crew of the wrath) and they do free tooth removal!

Could somebody assign me a platoon?

If no platoons are open I'll take a heavy bolter.

If thats not open all take the armored column.

You have been allocated check the regimental report

Private Jack Klein reporting SIR! I would like to be a valkyrie pilot or gunner, if that is in the works, otherwise, I will be a tank commander or gunner, sentinel pilot, vox operator, or heavy weapons guy! Put me where you need me!

Adj Purple-The tanks are full AFAIK, so are the sentinel squadrons, we don't have any Valkyries but we may have some spare heavy weapons/vox operator positions...

Private Henderson reporting for duty! ac loader please. Who will I be working with?

If you expand suitably, might I be promoted to valkyrie sponson gunner sir?

123-Pilot Kerrick-Also i have dibs on Valkyrie pilot if we get any...

purplefood wrote:Adj Purple-The tanks are full AFAIK, so are the sentinel squadrons, we don't have any Valkyries but we may have some spare heavy weapons/vox operator positions...

I will be the geeky vox operator! Sounds cool.

Adj Purple-Whilst you're here take a look at the regimental archives...
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/370069.page

Private J. Hardert, reporting in, SAH. Would like to move into sniper-recon position if available, but will take anything you've got, SAH. I ain't got no place else to go, SAH!

htj wrote:Private J. Hardert, reporting in, SAH. Would like to move into sniper-recon position if available, but will take anything you've got, SAH. I ain't got no place else to go, SAH!

We need ovservers for the snipers, head over to the report and say hi- also, in my sig is some fluff that is amazing.

welcome!

It's an honour to serve, sah. Will do my best to bring glory to the reg. Also, will now read this fluff.

plasma gunner Private Ironklaw,
Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

we have no plasma gunner positions avaliable, people need to start reading whats avaliable on the first post..

Private Cathcart here sir!
Desperate for a posting, eager to give a pasting!
Anywhere you have room would be excellent sir!

private japsel reporting!
please place me wheres room.
Vox casting dutie would be nice!

Pvt. Veazey, requesting Special Weapons position. Somethin' boom-e.

48-Pvt. Steele: Sir, I'd like to be moved to Gamma platoon. With the training I reacived on my home world, outflanking is a much better role for me. Plus, the only Catachan who seems to accept me is in Gamma, which is nice. If you can't be bothered to sir then that's fine as well, just want you to know that it really doesn't fit my skill set.

there are no special weapons avaliable, pleasec check the first post...

Lyzin Locrian wrote:48-Pvt. Steele: Sir, I'd like to be moved to Gamma platoon. With the training I reacived on my home world, outflanking is a much better role for me. Plus, the only Catachan who seems to accept me is in Gamma, which is nice. If you can't be bothered to sir then that's fine as well, just want you to know that it really doesn't fit my skill set.

Russki: Orks put to rest? Gamma 's the best...

hlaine.larkin wrote:there are no special weapons avaliable, pleasec check the first post...

I Mean that I would like to be one of those Pvt.s needed for the Special weapons team

hlaine.larkin wrote:AVALIABLE RANKS

Platoon Alpha
FULL

Platoon Gamma
Squad III 5x Pvts

alpha platoon support
2x autocannon loaders
special weapons team 2 Pvt's
1 sniper observers

I do apologise

hlaine.larkin wrote:I do apologise

On the contrary, sir. I apologize sir!

No no, it was the tech servitors fault

J. Jacobs hopefully signing on for a position as an autocannon loader. Sorry for being late to the draft sir

Sir I hope I may join you.


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I am an expert in driving and piloting valkeries and sentinels


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I am an expert in driving and piloting valkeries and sentinels

Pshaw. Stupid false Inquisition.

O_o How did you know!


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You keep busting me!


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I'm only trying to train the catachan the anti-daemon way of fighting!

... As long as you don't call me a Demon again or go on our thread, you'll be fine.

Sorry.

coolyo294 wrote:... As long as you don't call me a Demon again or go on our thread, you'll be fine.

The Hellsing Crusaders. Bringing our wars to other peoples front door since... yesterday...
Also all the Sentinel positions are full and we don't have any Valkyries... i also have dibs on the first valkyrie pilot position if we get one...

which we won;t

we do have 2 hydras coming

...except Valkyries are piloted by the Imperial Navy, not the Imperial Guard...

Valkyries can be attatched to Guard regiments however...

and we don't need any, i dislike transports for individual units- it's an all or nothing thing. else the one valkyrie in the entire regiment just becomes a fire magnet, as there are no other light vehicles to shoot at

Valks are attached to Guard regiments, but not owned or operated by Guard. That's the whole thing about no Imperial Army, just Imperial Navy and Imperial Guard.

Pvt. J Kaen reporting for duty, sir, if any posts are still open.

added a few new ranks to the front page and updated everyone who has signed up

Nice, I would love to take up a guard position, not bothered about rank or weapon but any position when available will be welcome.

Pvt. D Avangiel reporting for duty, Sir!

Hi,

Pvt. Hale Valence reporting for duty, sir ^.^

I hope I can have the post of Sniper Observer, that would be great

*Salutes, raps the ground twice with lasrifle, performs three hip thrusts and stands to attention*

PRIVATE SVEN VON YURGEN-SHMIRGEN SUBMITS TO THE WILL OF THE CORPSE EMPERO *COUGH* GOD EMPEROR SIR!

*Eyes start to glow a lucid violet as he flattens his hair over what look like tiny horns*

Brother-Captain-Rawr! wrote:*Salutes, raps the ground twice with lasrifle, performs three hip thrusts and stands to attention*

PRIVATE SVEN VON YURGEN-SHMIRGEN SUBMITS TO THE WILL OF THE CORPSE EMPERO *COUGH* GOD EMPEROR SIR!

*Eyes start to glow a lucid violet as he flattens his hair over what look like tiny horns*

Permission to purge the Daemon, Sir.

*Aims las gun at Sven*

Kill it with fire?
And remember kids, when you find a Chaos cultist, hand him over to the nearest commissar.

I was thinking that a Las gun shot to the head should do it. *aims closer*

I'll try until it works ^.^

Five bucks you'll hit him the first time!

Does this mean I have the Sniper position? ^^

and yay *fires las shot*

89-Pvt. Stumbo: (Draws kukri) I'll mount his head on a spike, that'll serve as a warning to any other heretics who try and sneak there way into the 222nd.

Purge the Unclean, For the Emporer.

89-Pvt. Stumbo: Agreed, praise be to the God Emperor of mankind, and all that (decapitates Sven, picks up head), hey Hale, lets play dodgeball, er. . . dodgehead.

Sir could I please request the position of hydra flak tank commander As (insert rank) Steeds

CadianCommander wrote:Valks are attached to Guard regiments, but not owned or operated by Guard.

Luna Pintus: With a few notable exceptions of course.

*A tall golden haired warrior prances over to the recruitment ground, homing in on the possessed guardsman*

"Oh, what in the warp be that foul stench!" *tosses hair back and looks up and down the parade ground* "Oh...Emperor grant me strength. I do believe I have landed on catachan and am now in the presence of a regiment of filthy brutes!"

*He casually shoves a chainsword through SVEN the daemon*

"Ahem Ahem!" *He approaches the catachan commander whilst pulling dark chunks of flesh from the whirring chainsword then salutes in an extremely pompous and elaborate fashion*

"I am Lord Peeves De Tunderbalz of Pavonis. I own a large estate and own many servitors and servo skulls, as well as an assorted collection of rare fragrances and collectable miniatures from a tabletop wargame called Peacemallet 80,000. And I'm a master swordsman. And am quite excellent.
Oh. And I crash-landed my exquisite vessel just an hour ago. There is that."

*A trickle of sweat perspires from peeves' handsome brow as he lifts a silk handkerchief to his head, he wipes it off with a flick of his wrist.*

"It seems one is stranded due to a gravity well and has stumbled across your barbaric conglomeration of savages whom
claim to fight in the name of our God Emperor am I correct? If that be so, then I offer my services, for a time, in return for safe passage off this cursed death world ... Sir"


Peeves De Tunderbalz reporting for active duty SIR.

89-Pvt Stumbo: I already don't like him, I say we kick his pompous out of here right now, anyone else with me?

P.S. We already killed the daemon, so your just sticking your sword in a dead body, nice job.

all ranks added in.

Lads, give our new esteemed guest a catachan shower.

89-Pvt Stumbo: Alright sir, if you say so. . . I still don't like it

all i am saying is we have to get him used to catachan. i think an intensive 48 hour, give him a commisarial welcome

*Bows gracefully - making sure to smirk at pvt stumbo*

I am at your command until you and the Emperor see it fit to dismiss me. I would rather like a hot soapy shower with candles however, if that could be arranged?

hlaine.larkin wrote:all i am saying is we have to get him used to catachan. i think an intensive 48 hour, give him a commisarial welcome

A commissar welcome you say?
*Primes handgrenade*

Where do you think you are? This is a death world, none of us have bathed for months, what makes you think that you could? You could go have a bath in one of the acid pools, and I could light some fires around the banks of it as a substitute for candles, does that work for ya?

Lyzin Locrian wrote:Where do you think you are? This is a death world, none of us have bathed for months, what makes you think that you could? You could go have a bath in one of the acid pools, and I could light some fires around the banks of it as a substitute for candles, does that work for ya?

This is a catachan shower.

the posh ones always die first, try to fit on or you may find yourself a corpse.

Ugh! this is an affront to my very being!
Although ... I'm sure it has been awhile since the God Emperor on his golden throne had a splash. Imitating the reek of rancid meat must be your way of worshiping him.

I am touched.

As for your kind offer of an acid bath ... I politely decline. Don't bother with the fire either ... I'm sure anyone of you would catch fire with the merest whif of a flame. Then who would provide me transit off this ghastly 'death world'.

*kicks a servitor out of mindlock and sends it out on water patrol, which subsequently gets eaten by a man eating plant*

"...."

oh no no. you don't get it. you just signed up, there is no leaving until you are a proven catachan.

the acid bath wasn't a question, it won't burn your skin off, just slight burns. the catachans won't accept anyone who isn't a catachan unless they prove they are just as tough

Oh dear. It seems I'm in abit of a pickle then.

Allright. You say I have to prove myself as a catachan do you? Well it would be awfully rude for the guest of honour to not partake in his hosts customs.
'However backwards...', he says under his breath.

*drops his pack, chainsword, plasma pistol, hunting knife, missile launcher, master-crafted power weapon, first aid kit, force field generator, chess set, hair wax, lazer-cosmet kit, gravity ball stick, smoke sticks, takes a long run up towards the acid bath, then stops suddenly.*

*drops in a ham sandwich and watches it float to the top and fizzle gently but not disintegrate*

ah, well. It seems you are indeed telling the truth sir!
Tally ho then.

*steps back several paces and runs towards the acid pool*

CANNONBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!


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*Screams loudly in a high pitched voice. Realising himself, he promptly starts grunting loudly in a gruff, manly voice so as to cover his femenine squeal*

This bloody well burns old boy! I say! ohhh! oooo! owwch! ieeeee! quite refreshing, yes, quite refreshing! ieeeee!

Now someone confiscate those items he dropped, get him a lasgun and send him to school with the Maa.

Now it's my stuff!

*gives first aid stuff to Nate, the medic*
*gives plasma pistol to the commissar*
*gives lazer cosmet to the cadet commissar*
*gives smokes to Varrick*
*gives force field generator to our marshall*

The rest is for sale...

no trying to kill the commissar by giving him a plasma pistol. sell the force field and sell it for amasac for the troops, say it was from our new friend, look after each other lads

yes indeed, lord commissar, the plasma pistol was fom our new friend, he said you would love it.
He said something about firing ten shots in a row gives a special effect...
You should try it!

May I become Autocannon loader? Autocannon loader Derickkk, that is...

loner wrote:yes indeed, lord commissar, the plasma pistol was fom our new friend, he said you would love it.
He said something about firing ten shots in a row gives a special effect...
You should try it!

good job you arn't in a cadian regiment, they'd have you shot for that

and i will add you Derickkk,

hlaine.larkin wrote:

loner wrote:yes indeed, lord commissar, the plasma pistol was fom our new friend, he said you would love it.
He said something about firing ten shots in a row gives a special effect...
You should try it!

good job you arn't in a cadian regiment, they'd have you shot for that

and i will add you Derickkk,

I dunno, I always wanted to say hi to Creed.

I can introduce you to him.


Derickkk, i have had to add you as a loader and support for meltagunners.

well that was no problem at all! barely felt a thing!

*stares at reflection in the acid pool*

MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!!

*runs back across the deadly field of plant vipers, razor grass and toxin sacs to where his posessions were left and finds only a dirty vest, a red bandana with what looks like to be a skidmark on it, some damp combat fatigues, a pair of adamantium capped boots and an antique lasgun*

MY STUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFF!!!!

Those imbreds. pff.

at least i have my chainsword.... *chops off the end of the lasgun to make it more weildly* ... and now i have a laspistol ... Something tells me that if in close combat, this combination of weaponry might give me the opportunity to get in one more attack than usual .... hmmm.

*walks back to the barracks dressed like a genuine catachan*

Wait a minute! Can the foreigner play "Stiften"? It's a Catachan cardgame.

And here's your gravity ball, no one wants it...
And here's knife, you'll need that one to survive out here.

Commissar, this man just cut his lasrifle in half. this is sacriligious to the god emperor and his adeptus mechanicus. send him to the brig.

Sir, wait, I believe that this man hasn't just cut his lasgun in half.
He dropped it... On his chainsword... Thereby it was an accident and he is responsible for the replacement of a new lasgun, which can be kept from his salary, but he doesn't have to be send to the brig.

hlaine.larkin wrote:
Derickkk, i have had to add you as a loader and support for meltagunners.

That's ok . So what do you mean by support exactly?

*opens the gravity ball, in which is conceled, a dimentional compressor then flicks a hidden switch that in turn, teleports me into a suit of terminator armor. I then pull out a wraithsword, a hydra flak cannon and a storm shield*

oh i though that was gone forever! thakyou old chap!

I am sure to be of infinitely more use to this fine regiment wearing my spiffing tactical dreadnought armour!

okay trooper, i will take your word for it.

don't let him do it again, let him know how we work here.

as fir support, i mean when the guy dies, pick it up and shoot at tanks!

i must say commander. it will be extremely difficult for me to move to the brig in my current state. it seems that this suit of terminator armor lacks fibre-bundle muscles and hydraulics. ahem. this is akward.

Armor is for pansies, we Catachans got muscles!

Thats fine, we have a leman russ executioner, specialises in removing such sets of armour.

ahhh...you bring back fond memories private. that is exactly what my old friend 'ugg skullkrakka' used to say.

unfortunately he was hit in the chest by a bolter shell. nobody ever told him that as a bolter is AP 5, a nice suit of carapace armour would have done him the world of good.

sniff...


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hlaine.larkin wrote:Thats fine, we have a leman russ executioner, specialises in removing such sets of armour.

If i may proceed to climbing into the barrel of said excecutioner with my storm shield and testing that theory out SIR!

Brother-Captain-Rawr! wrote:ahhh...you bring back fond memories private. that is exactly what my old friend 'ugg skullkrakka' used to say.

unfortunately he was hit in the chest by a bolter shell. nobody ever told him that as a bolter is AP 5, a nice suit of carapace armour would have done him the world of good.

sniff...


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hlaine.larkin wrote:Thats fine, we have a leman russ executioner, specialises in removing such sets of armour.

If i may proceed to climbing into the barrel of said excecutioner with my storm shield and testing that theory out SIR!

Commander Seric: If the Executioner don't work, I would love to let you try out my tank's battle cannon from range; if the Marshall allows it, of course. It would be great target practice for my gunner....

(According to 40k rules, you'd only have a 40% chance of splatting anyone wearing a storm shield after you wound with a battle cannon lol)

yes thats fine. we have a psyker, he will keep you in place and we will shoot as many times as we need too.


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Okay guys- a complete random tangent, and a nerdy one, if there are any harry potter fans in the house, pm me i have something i need all your help with!

89-Pvt Stumbo: Watching Thunderballz get shot at by several of our tanks while he sits there helpless. . . Sounds like fun!!!Try not to die Thunderballz, I'm not finished tormenting you yet. 3 bottles of amasec says that he screams like a girl within the first 30 seconds, anybody wanna take that bet?

Ok this new guys seems to be an extremely arrogant one who do think your calling savages?

I already shot the Daemon so sticking your Chainsword into it doesn't make much of a difference. Who were you calling savages anyway?

*steals hair wax* Thank you ^^ this will help alot

(im not really such an ass. it's just a character ok hahaha. oh....and shanking the daemon from behind after it was dead was for comic effect.. )

Hey thats fine, we understand we like roleplay here

I'll throw my lot in!

Gamma, III, Private Du'vell

I Love this idea!!!

Thank you trooper. Welcome to the 222nd, go get yourself a hot meal and have a chat with the guys, they will make you feel welcome. On an unrelated note, driver wolfhead appears to have an uncanny ability to find things if you need anything.

*as all catachans speak with a strong cockney-gothic accent, Tunderbalz tries to imitate it so as to fit in with the rest of the troopers*
*he walks into the barracks wearing the same dirty fatigues, vest and bandana as yesterday after enjoying a soothing but extremely itchy acid bath*

"ehhheeerm ..." *clears throat*

"ehhh ehhh errrrm .... alwoight laads?"
"Yeah ... wus just shaaarpunin mi knife on sum razer graaas and bumped into a roight big monsteer thing. Oi blooday keeled it though. yeah...in like one motion an' everyfing"

Good job, what kind of monster was it?

"Uhhhhh... it wuz a killer armoured bunnih"

Hmmm yeah, that may have been wolfhead dressed up.

O my god! You killed Wolfhead!
(awaiting southpark pun...)

Party time!

*dances really hardcore to classical music*

You guys are all insane ^^ Love it

and ye everyone loves roleplaying here so we know your not really like your character.

also who are the "guys" that will make him feel welcome?

*places Sniper Rifle over shoulder and paces out of the mess tent past Tunderbalz* Welcome to the team. *walks off to find a quite(ish) place to sit, outside.*

You arn't a woman are you Hale? i mean, we are a male only regiment, talk to JKB, he is the peak of masculinity and will be able to help you fit in.

Private Sledge of the special weapons team ready for action! Special weapons are for special people!

hlaine.larkin wrote:You arn't a woman are you Hale? i mean, we are a male only regiment, talk to JKB, he is the peak of masculinity and will be able to help you fit in.

Oh well yes I am and I don't think there is such a thing as a male only force in 40k ^^ I'm a member of the Hellsing Crusaders and Space marines are meant to be single sex.

Although I guess if you are a male only group then I should probably keep this space outside until something eats me :S

I'd rather not become more masculine, I don't mind most comments that people make and I can deal with anyone who isn't happy with it > *places hand on grenade belt*

but thank you for the advice.

Sister of Krieg wrote:*places hand on grenade belt*

That's a bit excessive, don't you think? I mean, surely a lasgun shot would suffice?

Well I like going out with a bang *grins*

and I wouldn't want anyone to doubt my capability to be a Catachan. *removes one of the grenades from the belt and strokes in with my gloved hand*

Sister of Krieg wrote:Well I like going out with a bang *grins*

Sorry, but that is what she said! ;D

But I get you!

(the point is JKB is a woman too, it's a running joke that she is a man when it s obvious she was a female, i was including you in this, not kicking you out like bob out of blackadder you can be a female character, JKB does it but is disguised you see)

hlaine.larkin wrote:(the point is JKB is a woman too, it's a running joke that she is a man when it s obvious she was a female, i was including you in this, not kicking you out like bob out of blackadder you can be a female character, JKB does it but is disguised you see)

Oh ok fair enough
I'm also better and stealth work with my sniper ^^

Can we now all hold hands and sing?

loner wrote:Can we now all hold hands and sing?

That doesn't sound like the sort of thing Catachan would do :S th'at more like Elysian pre-war ceremonies

are these the elysians that arn't man enough to slog it to a battle so have to get in a gunship?

ye the ones that fly everywhere then pop out of shutes and poke the enemy to death ^.^

yeah, we met some of those guys once. they couldn't land, so left us to the fighting and they buggered off and took the glory.

Next time i think we should "help" them down, with our great "encouragement". then they would join the fight ^.^

I like the sound of "encouraging" those pansies down from their cosy little airborne homes! ;D

Would sniping the pilots be a bit much or should I aim for the engines?

The windscreen in front of the pilots, enough to scare them into landing or dropping the troopers off and scarpering! and if that doesn't work, hit one of the engines!

well, it would have to be an engine malfunction that caused it.

You're a sniper?
Excellent...
When i get back to writing the background everything should fit together all shiny like...

*pulls out a cigar, all the while making sure the cool catachans are watching*
"mmm....can't beat a good Terran cigar can ya boys"
*pulls out sawn-off lasrifle, places the end of the barrel next to the end of the cigar and pulls the trigger*

*TZZZZZZZUUU!*

"ARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!! MY BLOODY BIG TOE!! It's...it's not there anymore! ... sniff ... sniff"
"aheeerm. I ... mean ... Ow!, that stung abit. Grrrrr. Wus just a scratch"

*looks around sheepishly*




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"oh...isn't that funny. I am also a sniper. we can practice sniping together *cough*. Sure I could teach you afew things."

*Limps towards the med-hab unit, trailing a streak of blood across the barracks*

*picks up toe*
Look what I can!
*pushes toe in JKB's nose*

ooo a toe. thats good luck jkb.

Private Brundo, if there is still a position in Squad III of Gamma Platoon.

Hydra crew still unamed?

Lt. 'Frak head' Murphy and Private. 'krusty' Kelly

*spins round at the sound of the lasgun going off, flicking my las rifle up and watching TunderBalz limp across to the med hall*

Ha! teach me how to snipe. *shoots the the cigar half, nearer Tunderbalz mouth, clean off. Then raises rifle and turns back to the trees*

Sister of Krieg wrote:*spins round at the sound of the lasgun going off, flicking my las rifle up and watching TunderBalz limp across to the med hall*

Ha! teach me how to snipe. *shoots the the cigar half, nearer Tunderbalz mouth, clean off. Then raises rifle and turns back to the trees*

89-Pvt Stumbo: You missed his head, oh well, we can't hit all the time. Mind if I join you?

Lyzin Locrian wrote:

Sister of Krieg wrote:*spins round at the sound of the lasgun going off, flicking my las rifle up and watching TunderBalz limp across to the med hall*

Ha! teach me how to snipe. *shoots the the cigar half, nearer Tunderbalz mouth, clean off. Then raises rifle and turns back to the trees*

89-Pvt Stumbo: You missed his head, oh well, we can't hit all the time. Mind if I join you?

That's why you need a special weapon like me! If you're not accurate enough, who cares? It's either blown up or you've fired enough shots to hit with one of them!

Smokings a terrible habit I'm doing him a favour but if he makes many more comments I will shoot his head
*takes a cloth out of a back pocket and begins polishing my las rifle again*

He was trying to act cool in front of all the cool catachans like me! I'm a cool catachan and the only thing that smokes around me is my special weapon! ;D

The only thing that smokes around me is...

Oh wait that is me ;P

Sister of Krieg wrote:Smokings a terrible habit I'm doing him a favour

then

Sister of Krieg wrote:The only thing that smokes around me is...

Oh wait that is me ;P

Hmmm...

You rebel!

On an official note, smoking kills kids.

Yeah, but the only thing my weapon's smoking will kill is a lot of enemies of the imperium!

Yes I didn't mean the same kind of smoking those to times ;P

but sure I don't smoke cigarettes or cigars.

Ahh, I see!

if you are smoking, you may have stepped in acid, go to the medicae.

No i'm fine it's just from sitting in the sun

ah okay. which one?

*points in the sky* That one ^.^

Sorry I never remember there names *stands and walks to find some shade*

Just a reminder- more fun filled catachan fun this way http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/365557.page

pfc Nate: Hey everybody! look! JKB is beating up russki with a flamer-(flamer explodes.)BOOM! "quick! Somebody get some water! Russki's head is on fire!"

hehe When did that happen?

Just now, he is a grizzled veteran, he will appreciate the scars. just don't deny it when he says he got it whilst killing 2 catachan devils single handedly. You know he claims to have more balls than most men? he does. Those he rips from men who deny he is hard enough to take on 2 catachan devils single handedly, with no weapons

hlaine.larkin wrote:Just now, he is a grizzled veteran, he will appreciate the scars. just don't deny it when he says he got it whilst killing 2 catachan devils single handedly. You know he claims to have more balls than most men? he does. Those he rips from men who deny he is hard enough to take on 2 catachan devils single handedly, with no weapons

Ok that's weird ^.^

Welcome to the 222nd

yeah it just happened when Russki shoved a toe up JKB's nose

wait... Russki? Grizzled veteran?

Oh yeah, i have never met a more grizzly veteranny grizzled veteran in all my days, why else would he have a cerise tank?

so this happens often then ^.^

That's good

Oh yeah, jkb and russki are always at eachother with something or other, we tried putting them on charges, but realised a drop in morale. It turns out bludgeoning and burning with flamers or sticking toes in noses is what gets the men of the 222nd laughing.

sounds like fun, I might have to join in more ^.^

yeah...I still wanna know who stole my socks, damned sock theif.

I can't believe how many people have started their own chapters etc now :O we where the original :O

but yeah, just pick someone and whale on them. see what happens

also, Marshall, I do map making a lot. Maybe I could make a map of the 222nd's campsite?

You can do

anyone can make anything they want for the 222nd only the good stuff gets an official stamp

hlaine.larkin wrote:I can't believe how many people have started their own chapters etc now :O we where the original :O

but yeah, just pick someone and whale on them. see what happens

O.K...who's the smallest guy in the regiment?



on a completely unrelated note, anyone got a spare pair of power fists?

The smallest? that would be the psyker altzer, he is not a catachan you see. so go try whale on him

i do, but they are for my protection. and when i want to play 'ultramarines'

hlaine.larkin wrote:The smallest? that would be the psyker altzer, he is not a catachan you see. so go try whale on him

i do, but they are for my protection. and when i want to play 'ultramarines'

Whale on a psyker?.........I like having my brains INSIDE my skull, thank you

Hale Valence, can you do that shot again with my shot gun?

To our commander, I don't beat up people with manboobs... No offence, but I do't want to get my hands on that.

As for Nate.... Although my hair is on fire, I'm still the sexiest Catachan you'll ever meet.
"I may be bald, but I'm still sexy!"

Now if you excuse me, JKB, can I have my toe back? 'm very attached to it. It's still in your nose...

I guess next smallest is me O.o but you wouldn't hit a girl would you?

Sister of Krieg wrote:I guess next smallest is me O.o but you wouldn't hit a girl would you?

Don't worry.
Also, I found some hot shot laspacks, wanna have them?

Just don't show them to the Ministorum clerks...

Girl?! where?!

on the menu card...

loner wrote:

Sister of Krieg wrote:I guess next smallest is me O.o but you wouldn't hit a girl would you?

Don't worry.
Also, I found some hot shot laspacks, wanna have them?

Just don't show them to the Ministorum clerks...

Yes please, and don't worry I'll keep them a secret ^^

hlaine.larkin wrote:Girl?! where?!

Me. Here, I think.

What's a female?..

I am ^.^ good enough awnser?

Surley not. catachan regiments don't have women. i don't believe you! besides, you don't nag us, apparently thats all women do.

I'm probably one of the smallest... Don't tell him that!

Oh well thank you for those kind words :S

and all Imperial Guard regiments are recruited from homeworlds so It's not impossible for a woman to get in ^.^

I think someone is a bit narrow minded...
Then again, may we sing, hold hands and set commissars on fire?

This is true, i have also heard women can be good at fighting, just don't expect special treatment