Hey Necro we have company!

Then Firefly would begin to begat spin offs and imitations.

What if the olympics was like a TV game show?

It would be like Banzi but not as funny!

yay for the company 'clears a dusty seat off'

what if Mcdonalds was brilliant food?

Then I would murder them all

What if I where not done painting Celts

Then you have even more celts to paint.

What if i could sleep?

This thread would stop being so active.
What if I ate My legs in return for eternal glory

you wouldnt be able to walk anywhere.

What if i was really a member of the inquisition?

No one would expect you.

What if someone told me what happened to Georgia?

You would be terrified.

What would happen if I was a high-function Psyker?

The world would kill you through fear.

What would happen if there was no such thing as crime?

the police would e out of a job!

what if the world turned upside down?

Then Cornwallace must be surrendering.

What if nothing actually happened to Georgia?

The world burns while countless men and women are torn limb from limb by blood crazed marauders

What if my mind where less grimdark

The you wouldn't be as fun!

What if Georgia invaded Chechnya today?

Then Geriogia would cease to exists as Russia would cleanse them from the face of the earth.


What if I got around to getting started on my Crusader army for Deus Volt gaming system

you wouldn't finish you current project you are doing. If you're doing one.

What if I already my Blewcoats for my ECW royalist army?

Then you would be tempted to repaint them because it was so much fun the first time.

What if I did not have a hangover this morning?

It would not have been a good night.

What if soldiers were payed footballers wages?

Britain would become more bankrupt than it is.

What if footballers were paid soldiers wages?

People would see it as more just, except for the footballers themselves.

What would happen if we lost all technology and the means to make it. In effect reverting back to the stone age?

Apple and microsoft would be pointless

what if my house had no roof and there was thunderstorm (as is the current situation!)

You would be squeaky clean.

What would the world be like if Hitler won WW2?

very white.

What if the nazi UFO project Gotterdamarung exsited?

Then thats what it is they found on the bottom of the Baltic.

What if necro spread a tarp over his roof?

He would be confused.

What if England still had a monarchy with absolute power?

we would quite literally by Royal But****d

What if you could visit valhalla on holiday?

Then Fort Lauderdale would become a ghost town.

What if Ice Cream would not melt?

You could savour it for even longer.

If 40K augmetics were available today would they be accepted and would people be getting 're-fitted' by choice as well?

Yes imagine fusion power man servants and titan reinforced butts

What if I won my game against SoB today?

it would make you unpopular with the ladies at the local nunnery.

What if I hadn't just sold more of my empire?

Then you would have more empire. And less cash.

What if I showed up for a game with my Slayer army?

Everyone would start moshing!

What if Rick Priestly really was a gaming legend?

Then Nigel Stilman is an Archangel.

What if Gav Thorpe penned the next codex as a suprise?

It would be rubbish but better than a mat ward codex

What if GW tried to remake 40k into a 'proper' wargame?

Then they would raise the price again.

What if I broke out my old Avalon Hill games again?

you'd have a lot of fun.

what if i published my homegrown historical rules

Then I would volunteer to playtest them.

What if WHFB national tournaments were televised events?

Than I think I would need to invest in new cloths and a new rulebook. Alongside a new army carrier

What if we all here on Dakka was dumped in the WHFB world, what would be our roles

Then I'd imagine that the taverns in the empire would have a big spike in business.

What if they didnt take debit cards in th empire?

Then the Empire would get sacked by neckbeards and angry gamers

What if FREEEEDDDOOOOOM!

Then we would be slaves.

What if your wildest fantasy came true?

I would not want to be responsible for cleaning up the mess.

What if teeth became very valuable?

I'd be whacking people in tha jaw more often.

What if Transformers were real?

You'd be smashed into a pulp by a massive robot arm.

What if I was smashing necrovamp into a pulp with my massive robot arm?

You would need to clean your arm afterwards.

What if corporal punishment was re-introduced in schools?

Then Corporal Punishment would have an extended period of overtime ahead.

What if public hangings came back into fashion?

I would pay to watch

What if it is discovered im in league with Satan

I would shrug and move on.

What if the Olympics never happened again after London 2012?

Then they could finally put the torch out?

What if the olympics was held with random citizens instead of hyper conditioned athletes?

It would be a lot more fun to watch, also I could see quite a few deaths if the wrong person was selected (health wise) with China still winning most things.

What if all police here in England were allowed to carry firearms?

Then the UK olympic running team would have far less candidates.

What if belching was an olympic sport?

My Dad would be an Olympian.

Where would the world be if we were all one colour, one religion etc?

It would be boring.

What if Alexander the Great never died at Babylon and just kept on conquering the world until he died an old man?

Then the movie "Alexander" would have been five hours long instead of just three.

What if my D&D character went rouge and slaughtered the party in their sleep?

The DM would have a problem on his hands!

What if I had been fighting for Richard the third this weekend instead of Henry Tudor?

Then you would have won more easily.

What if ECW met ACW?

ACW would win, seeing how theres a 400 years difference in technology.

What if dethklok were a real band?

Then awesomness would fill me up

What if my avatar resembles how I look when there is no coffee to be found

Then people would throw coffee at you and run away.

What if I didn't have to work for twelve hours every day?

you would get more painting done.

What if some giant hands picked us up and painted us with a giant paint brush?

 necrovamp wrote:
you would get more painting done.

What if some giant hands picked us up and painted us with a giant paint brush?

I'd bite.

What if GI Joe really did exist?

Then i would so do Scarlet.

What if bananas took over the world?

Then my fruitknife would see much bloodsheed!

What if Norway was reveald as a dictaureship?

Then maybe Norway would need a good stomping.

What if Atlantis arose back out of the sea?

the conspiracy theoryists would be right

What if Britain hadn't invented a decent steam engine?

 necrovamp wrote:
the conspiracy theoryists would be right

What if Britain hadn't invented a decent steam engine?

America would have figured it out sooner or later.

What if Japan won the Pacific War with superior tactics and technology, then joined the rest of the Allies in place of the Americans and defeated the Nazis, becoming the prime power in the Pacific instead of the Americans (naturally, Britain still rules the Atlantic)?

Then it would be Japan in the middle east right now not America. (good question!)

What if Scarborough (a town in England) Had escaped bombardment by the German Navy in WW1

Then less people would have survieved the war without any harm done to them.

What if peace was made in the Middle East and everyone said sorry and shook hands

Then world oil prices go down.

What if I start a thread based on my earlier question about Japan?

Expect ALOT of heated agruments and delicous flamewar followed by MOD lock

What if I sent you all cake

I like apple pie better.

But is it a valid thread per the rules?

Yes I imagien it is acctualy.

What if I acctualy do prodictuive stuff today at work, instead of spending my time here on DerpaDerpa

You'd be productive...but bored.

What if 40k was real, and on December 21, the 'end of the world' turns out to be the Imperium's coming?

Well....I better burn all my7 Chaos related stuff then and ask for salvation

What if the IoM came and realized how flying rodent gak our world is

We would be exterminated

What if wednesday was blue?

Tuesday would be yellow, Thursday would be green to mould into Friday.

What if the X-men and mutants were real?

I would so be a storm fanboy!

What if Richard the 3rd had never charged Henry Tudor?

I would go on a blood bath against them.

What if Al Gore became president instead of Bush?

The the US's spaceship would not be called the USSS George W Bus it would be called the USSS Al Gore

What if Nazis were living on the moon and preparing an invasion of earth using Gotterdammerung?

Then Iron Sky would be non-fiction

What if Dakkadakka went offline?

Miniwargamers would panic! Some would wander expressionless without a destination, others would just sit and stare at nothingness.

What if Doctor Who was real?

You mean to say it isn't?

What if Royalists had won the English Civil War?

Then the Puritans wouldn't have come to power.

What if the South won?

Then I'll have to burn my boots, cause they touched yankee soil.
What if you saw a UFO?

I'd go looking for my Lascannon, darn xenos

What if I couldn't find my lascannon?

Then get a missile launcher.

What if Washington got nuked by Al-Queda?

The world may be a better place (provided it was the white house and not the civillians) If it was the civillians, america would send more troops on a war on terror.

What if the Levellers and the Diggers had been VERY influencial on the British political system in the renaisance?

Then the UK would be a very strange place (I am not aware of English renaissance history )

What if I had supreme control over the internet.

God knows what will happen.

What happened if Napoleon won at Waterloo.

He would have pushed on. And on. And on, until over extending himself again. Lather, rinse, repeat.

What if GW switched to prepaints only?

We'd all start playing Infinity

What if we would all boycot games workshop?

Nothing would change.

What if on December 21, the supposed end of the world, instead of running from the wave of energy sweeping over the Earth, you stand and face it - and end up surviving with supernatural powers ala A Thousand Sons ending?

Then you would be tainted by Chaos, and marked for death.

What if nothing happens on December 21?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! AND A BIG MIDDLE FINGER TO APOCALYPSE CULTISTS!!!

What if instead of being tainted by Chaos...we become 'physical gods' instead (perhaps I should have been clearer - everyone who runs dies, while those who stand gain POWER)?

Then we will most likely end up fighting each other over power, who is the strongest etc and widespread destruction will occur.

What if the dinosaurs came back?

They may actually then put their prices down, but i think they would rather fold than do that.


What if Keith Bennet was never buried on the moor by Ian Brady?

I would not have a need to google them to learn who they where

What if I sent Necrovamp a Pike & shot army

It would sit gathering dust on a shelf somewhere.

What happens if I stroke an Eldar woman's ear slowly and deliberately?

She would either ninja you to death or ninja you into bed.

What if everyone became an ork?

I'd say it's impossible.

What if we don't actually exist?

Then Dakka doesn't exist.

What if I never got into tattoos?

you would have more money to spend on models.

What if trond began playing forlorn hope?

Then he would play it with Pike and Shot figures.

What if Guy Fawkes had not been caught?

Then Guy Fawkes masks wouldn't exist.

What if the Emperor's Empress was an Eldar Farseer?

then the eldar race would never die.

What if the Jacobites had listened to Prince Charles the Pretender instead of his 'trusted' friend?

Who knows.

What if frogs control everything... including us?

Oh god that would make last a rather disturbing event

What if I where to be kind to my relatives during the upcoming family event

Then they'd all think you are sick...

What if the league of Riveters would run for US presidency?

Then the country would be in for a lumpy time...

What if magic was real?

Then everybody would stop playing it...

What if Mitt Romney was gay?

He wouldn't be in politics.

What if GW had sales?

Then their profiets would spike when they do.

What if GW released a brand new race for 40k tomorrow?

Then they'd be forced to build a game system around it.

What if Games Workshop started sponsoring in Formula 1?

Then suddenly all of the GW races would get F1 cars and a new racing game would populate GW stores and WD for the next 3 months, then disappear never to be heard from again.

What if the game was any good?

Then if it disappeared, GW is trolling us.

What if China assassinated the Japanese Emperor?

Then the world would bear witnes to the rebirth of the Empire Of The Rising sun, and a new bloody massacre would happen in China

What if a Dark Eldar abducted the poster above me

 Trondheim wrote:
Then the world would bear witnes to the rebirth of the Empire Of The Rising sun, and a new bloody massacre would happen in China

What if a Dark Eldar abducted the poster above me

Their souls would be used by her to activate the embodiment of Third Magic - the omnipotent wish machine, Holy Grail.

What if the French assassinated Prince Charles on his coronation as King of Britain?

Nothing, no one cares about the wretched Royal Family anymore.

What if religion never existed?

Jonagorn wrote:
Nothing, no one cares about the wretched Royal Family anymore.

What if religion never existed?

A lot of things would never have existed as well.

What if Germany won WWI?

I'd be posting in German.

What if khorne was the god of gay love?

 Wrakkar wrote:
I'd be posting in German.

What if khorne was the god of gay love?

Blood for the blood god would take on a whole different meaning...

What if Germany instigated WW2 but Hitler never rose to power?

There would be a lot more tension between Germany and Everyone else :/ Possibly enough to warrant nukes...

What if Slaanesh were to die?

then the other 3 gods would have a party then murder each other.

What if Chernobyl had never happened?

 necrovamp wrote:
then the other 3 gods would have a party then murder each other.

What if Chernobyl had never happened?

There would be less radiation in the area, people would still live there, and you would not have asked that question.

What if I died just after I post this?

The we may never know!



What if the russian mafia turned into a charity?

It would pay off Americas debt then we would all love them,

What if i had super powers?

You'd be a superhero.

What if Japan ignored the mainland, and succeeded in becoming 'Mistress of the Pacific'?

Then it would be 1941.

What if armies still fought battles with pikes?

 snurl wrote:
Then it would be 1941.

What if armies still fought battles with pikes?

Then it the pikes would have energy field generators built into them or have plasma blades. (I don't understand - why would it be 1941?)

What if Roosevelt never became President?

(japan had a huge chunk of the pacific in its pocket in '41)

Then President Truman would have happened sooner.

What if I just blow off work and stay home to paint today?

Then you would have painted an army, but have lost a day's pay.

What Trotsky became Premier instead of Stalin?

(I meant Japan abandoned all their territories on the mainland, instead expanding their economy and accelerating industry and building the largest fleet in Pacific history.)

The the soviet Union would have opened up slightly and may not have collapsed as early as it did (it was inevitable it was going to collapse though)

What if The Meglomosians had never migrated to britain Fromw denmark 10'000 (ish) years ago?

Then Hadrian wouldn't have had to build a wall.

What If Operation Sea Lion had been a huge success?

 snurl wrote:
Then Hadrian wouldn't have had to build a wall.

What If Operation Sea Lion had been a huge success?

Then America would have to choose: focus on Germany and make peace with Japan, or make peace with Germany and focus on Japan.

What if Japan and Germany made Russia and America destroy each other and just picked up the pieces afterwards?

They would have very big hands.

What if I could actually join the army?

Then you would go through a physical exam first.

What if I get the omnipotent wish machine - Holy Grail?

some men in black suits would turn up and you would disapear.

What if America stopped it's self given role of 'world police'?

There would have been no Team America.

What if all unhealthy food became healthy and vice versa.

I would be very happy and eat a lot of mcdonalds!

What if Chang Kai Sheck had won against Mao ZeDong?

Then Taiwan wouldn't be independent.

What if I used the Holy Grail to make a wish?

Then you might find out it doesn't work.

What if the location of the real holy grail were known?

A modern day crusade would begin.

What if Peorth/Beldandy from Ah! My Goddess came down from Heaven and offered to grant my wish?

Then you would find out that cartoon characters can't grant wishes.

What if you found someone's wallet lying in the street?

I would hand it in.

What if you lost a limb in an accident?

I would the get a bionic one and become bionic man!

What if The American Government decided to all go on holiday to the moon

Then the next administration would get a headstart

What if did not spend too much time on painting the shields for my legionaries

you would have more time but no shields, which is more important, time or shields!

What if the American army decided to invoke it's right to billet their entire millitary including national guard in private residential homes

I foresee many, many young girls getting drill sarge treatment

What if Ensifrum woke you the coming night playing all their songs

I'd call the cops.

What if Dan Abnett or any of the better writers of Black Library wrote an official version of Love Can Bloom?

It would be awesome, I think...

What if there was no comedy in the world?

I doubt dakka would survive.

What if Jean Luc Picard had turned the enterprise round and destroyed the earth!

Then it looks like the borg assimilated him after all.

What if Aurora models had not gone out of business?

They would still be producing.

What if all wars would be sorted by politicians in a boxing ring?

my money would be on Russia dominating the world!

What if Russia domenated the world?

Then other countries would breed bigger, meaner politicians.

What if people weren't such jerks?

The the general public would have no one to lash out at. Starting a civil war between themselves.

What if we all had hover cars?

Then the roads would be exponentially more dangerous than they already are.

What if Iron Maiden showed up at your house to play a suprise concert?

Id ask the where paul was.

What if Paul Di Annio got back with iron maiden

Iron Maiden would be a horrible band, both live and on cd

What if did not have to work today

Then you would be like an American celebrating Labor Day.

What if I actually finish painting my regiment of German soldiers?

I would set sail and do battle with my Chindit regiment against your German troops!

What if I decide to only buy FoW things this year

The you'd not know about The plastic soldier company or Peter Pigs's superior and cheaper ww2 ranges. or just want to spend a lot of cash!

What if more people did the chinese civil war?

Countless human waves would assult the local gaming clubs

What if I decided to give Ambush Alley a go

Then you would have more rules to learn and figures to paint.
What if Bolt Action is as good as its miniature range?

Then it wont be very good.

What if the UEMC began losing their momentum?

Then they would collapse as a club.

What if I actually got a start date for my new job sometime this week?

Then you could get organised.

What if my flatmate actually bought an army instead of using my spare one allt he time?

He'd most likely be very happy.

What if the Necrovamp's flatmates borrowed army is actually his own?

He was trolled.

What if I could try my sig out for real?

What stroking an eldars ears? id be there with a videocam.

What if the moon turned out to be Unicron?

Then Necro's been into the mushrooms again.

What if the Emporer was replaced by Mr. Bean?

Everything in the Imperium would be awesome with the symbol being a bear.

What if First ran an efficient transport system?

Lets hope it does, i hate Virgin!

What if Richard Branson gave me all his money?

Then you would wake up and realise you were dreaming.

What if my new business idea takes off?

You get rich.

What if I get a Eldar girlfriend whose a yandere like me, and we start comparing how may 'rivals' disappear every day?

you may end up storking each others ears!

What if eldar are really ferengi evolved?

The rack must have been working over time to get them so tall.

What if Azza007 remembered his own "What if?" post?

Then it would surely have been answered by now.

What if a clown car collided with a pie truck?

then i would do my best to eat the pies while avoiding the clowns.

What if pies were clowns and clowns were pies?

Then the clowns would jump from the back of the truck and pull an endless supply of pies from the car.

What if someone hit you in the face with a pie?

I'd break his arm.

What if I asked where should I post this thread: "Which characters are the largest hams?"

You'd be told by the mods not to post it.

What if we all lived in the Fallout universe?

Oh Crap.

What if I asked what's wrong with the thread?

The they may tell you, but probably in the style of a British Politician just asked about his second home.

What if the mods banned everybody

Then there would be no one left to ban, so they would begin self-banning rituals, until only the ubermod remained.

What if I run out of beer?

The you will sobre up, see the world as it is and then jump out of a window.

What if I bought a medival cannon?

Then you'd roll a misfire and it would explode in your face.

What if Fallout 4 was set in New York?

Then many would complain because of it being a warzone (That was one of the bad hypes about mw3 that the media spread, that the war was being fought in NYC)

What if they finally release the Skyrim DLC's for PS3

Then ps3 skyrim players would be happy!

What if fallout 4 was set in Britain?

Then it wouldn't be a Fallout game.

What if Bethesda decided to stop making games for the PS3 altogether?

Then they would have more time to develop games for the PC like they used to. Daggerfall anyone?

What if there really is a ghost in the old mill?

Damn that was stupid of me. Should really pay more attention to what I write.

Then Halloween will get much creepier.

What if I had a photographic memory?

You would be haunted by your time spent on Dakka.

What if I knew what I was doing?

Then you would not need to ask.

What if the stories are all lies and fiction?

Then it would be true.

What Tzeentch was real?

Then you could buy a miniature Finecast sculpture of him at any GW.

What if they find the bodies?

My family's prestige and money will cover it up.

What if Tzeentch was real, and I made a deal with him?

It would quickly backfire and you would lose everything.

What if I could become a nurse without having to write essays in uni and just have practical teaching?

Life would be so much easier.

What if I became a Champion of Tzeentch and manipulated everyone else into an orgy of bloodshed and debauchery?

Then Slannesh would want to have a word with you.

What if NASCAR races were run with 40k vehicles?

IT WILL BE AWESOME.

What if I became a Daemon Prince and ruled the world?

we would have to worship you.

What if i sold my entire 40k army and replaced it with a cold war era soviet themed imperial guard army?

Then you'd have a strong urge to drink vodka and harvest more wheat for the motherland.

What if all of my homework was finished?

Then your pet nurling would eat it

What if Orks became your neighbour

Then the backyard cookouts would be legendary.

What if the bs just stops?

Then world peace could be achieved, possibly.

What if Gordon Ramsay stopped swearing? (watching Hells Kitchen)

Then the universe would implode in on itself.

What if I had an unlimited amount of Einstein Bros dark roast coffee?

Woops, double post.

You'd be very happy.

What if I had a real copy of the Necronomicon?

Then shadows would begin to mock you while soft noises begin to distract you, as if hundreds of feet were scurrying about inside your walls. You would develop an aversion to mirrors and keep all the lights on all the time. Above all, softly at first but growing louder over time, you hear the call.......

What if the rats in the walls come back?

You buy a flamethrower and burn your house down.

What if my Spanish flashcards were already finished?

You can teach spanish to your kids.

What if I used the Necronomicon to transcend my physical self and become my true self - a being of light ala Beyond the Wall of Sleep?

Then your screams would echo from a padded cell. At best.

What if Horton heard Cthulhu?

He would be surprised at how small Cthulhu was.

What if the had never ever been any war?

History would be boring.

What if all killjoys died right now?

Then my re enactment group would get a hell of a lot more fun

What if I was a nuclear scientist?

You'd be working for the government.

What I went to an enka concert?

Then you would be trampled by the crowds.

What if you had a chance to spend a night in a haunted house?

Time to sharpen my dagger.

What if I went to watch a drag race?

It would be a lot of men running wearing dresses.

What if My student loan actually went into my bank account?

It would be proof that God exists and a miracle.

What if there had never been slaves?

then the steam engine would have taken off in acient greece.

What if you could fire a space marine out of a cannon?

Then the Emporer could have a circus.

What if you shot metal miniature space marines out of a cannon?

It would really hurt when hit by one.

What if we all turned into space marines one day?

Then we Would ride around all day in our pimped out Metal Bawkses picking up Sisters.

What if pizza was actually healthy for you?

I still wouldn't eat it that much.

What if the internet crashed and we couldn't get it back up and running?

Millions of facebookers would commit mass suicide.

What if a man in uniform asked you for a drink?

It depends on the uniform. If military get them a crate.

What if there was a pill that would make you lose 10kg overnight?

A lot of women would overdose.

What if I had the Lance of Longinus?

People would laugh at you for having something named 'Longinus'.

What if Netflix added Legend of Korra to their livestreaming service?

i have a feeling you wouldnt be able to move you from the tv!

What if I had understood your sig the first time?

Then you are beyond all hope.

What if Crouch End was a true story?