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Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

Everyone would start moshing!

What if Rick Priestly really was a gaming legend?

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then Nigel Stilman is an Archangel.

What if Gav Thorpe penned the next codex as a suprise?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

It would be rubbish but better than a mat ward codex

What if GW tried to remake 40k into a 'proper' wargame?

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then they would raise the price again.

What if I broke out my old Avalon Hill games again?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

you'd have a lot of fun.

what if i published my homegrown historical rules

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then I would volunteer to playtest them.

What if WHFB national tournaments were televised events?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Than I think I would need to invest in new cloths and a new rulebook. Alongside a new army carrier

What if we all here on Dakka was dumped in the WHFB world, what would be our roles
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then I'd imagine that the taverns in the empire would have a big spike in business.

What if they didnt take debit cards in th empire?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Then the Empire would get sacked by neckbeards and angry gamers

What if FREEEEDDDOOOOOM!

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Made in gb
Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon




Reading, England

Then we would be slaves.

What if your wildest fantasy came true?

Bruins fan till the end.

Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

I would not want to be responsible for cleaning up the mess.

What if teeth became very valuable?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

I'd be whacking people in tha jaw more often.

What if Transformers were real?

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

You'd be smashed into a pulp by a massive robot arm.

What if I was smashing necrovamp into a pulp with my massive robot arm?

   
Made in gb
Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon




Reading, England

You would need to clean your arm afterwards.

What if corporal punishment was re-introduced in schools?

Bruins fan till the end.

Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then Corporal Punishment would have an extended period of overtime ahead.

What if public hangings came back into fashion?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

I would pay to watch

What if it is discovered im in league with Satan
   
Made in gb
Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon




Reading, England

I would shrug and move on.

What if the Olympics never happened again after London 2012?

Bruins fan till the end.

Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then they could finally put the torch out?

What if the olympics was held with random citizens instead of hyper conditioned athletes?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon




Reading, England

It would be a lot more fun to watch, also I could see quite a few deaths if the wrong person was selected (health wise) with China still winning most things.

What if all police here in England were allowed to carry firearms?

Bruins fan till the end.

Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then the UK olympic running team would have far less candidates.

What if belching was an olympic sport?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon




Reading, England

My Dad would be an Olympian.

Where would the world be if we were all one colour, one religion etc?

Bruins fan till the end.

Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. 
   
Made in ph
Ancient Venerable Dreadnought





Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...

It would be boring.

What if Alexander the Great never died at Babylon and just kept on conquering the world until he died an old man?

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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.

'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then the movie "Alexander" would have been five hours long instead of just three.

What if my D&D character went rouge and slaughtered the party in their sleep?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

The DM would have a problem on his hands!

What if I had been fighting for Richard the third this weekend instead of Henry Tudor?

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then you would have won more easily.

What if ECW met ACW?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

ACW would win, seeing how theres a 400 years difference in technology.

What if dethklok were a real band?

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Then awesomness would fill me up

What if my avatar resembles how I look when there is no coffee to be found
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then people would throw coffee at you and run away.

What if I didn't have to work for twelve hours every day?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

you would get more painting done.

What if some giant hands picked us up and painted us with a giant paint brush?

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in ph
Ancient Venerable Dreadnought





Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...

 necrovamp wrote:
you would get more painting done.

What if some giant hands picked us up and painted us with a giant paint brush?


I'd bite.

What if GI Joe really did exist?

I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.

'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' 
   
 
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