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I'd break his arm.

What if I asked where should I post this thread: "Which characters are the largest hams?"

You'd be told by the mods not to post it.

What if we all lived in the Fallout universe?

Oh Crap.

What if I asked what's wrong with the thread?

The they may tell you, but probably in the style of a British Politician just asked about his second home.

What if the mods banned everybody

Then there would be no one left to ban, so they would begin self-banning rituals, until only the ubermod remained.

What if I run out of beer?

The you will sobre up, see the world as it is and then jump out of a window.

What if I bought a medival cannon?

Then you'd roll a misfire and it would explode in your face.

What if Fallout 4 was set in New York?

Then many would complain because of it being a warzone (That was one of the bad hypes about mw3 that the media spread, that the war was being fought in NYC)

What if they finally release the Skyrim DLC's for PS3

Then ps3 skyrim players would be happy!

What if fallout 4 was set in Britain?

Then it wouldn't be a Fallout game.

What if Bethesda decided to stop making games for the PS3 altogether?

Then they would have more time to develop games for the PC like they used to. Daggerfall anyone?

What if there really is a ghost in the old mill?

Damn that was stupid of me. Should really pay more attention to what I write.

Then Halloween will get much creepier.

What if I had a photographic memory?

You would be haunted by your time spent on Dakka.

What if I knew what I was doing?

Then you would not need to ask.

What if the stories are all lies and fiction?

Then it would be true.

What Tzeentch was real?

Then you could buy a miniature Finecast sculpture of him at any GW.

What if they find the bodies?

My family's prestige and money will cover it up.

What if Tzeentch was real, and I made a deal with him?

It would quickly backfire and you would lose everything.

What if I could become a nurse without having to write essays in uni and just have practical teaching?

Life would be so much easier.

What if I became a Champion of Tzeentch and manipulated everyone else into an orgy of bloodshed and debauchery?

Then Slannesh would want to have a word with you.

What if NASCAR races were run with 40k vehicles?

IT WILL BE AWESOME.

What if I became a Daemon Prince and ruled the world?

we would have to worship you.

What if i sold my entire 40k army and replaced it with a cold war era soviet themed imperial guard army?

Then you'd have a strong urge to drink vodka and harvest more wheat for the motherland.

What if all of my homework was finished?

Then your pet nurling would eat it

What if Orks became your neighbour

Then the backyard cookouts would be legendary.

What if the bs just stops?

Then world peace could be achieved, possibly.

What if Gordon Ramsay stopped swearing? (watching Hells Kitchen)

Then the universe would implode in on itself.

What if I had an unlimited amount of Einstein Bros dark roast coffee?

Woops, double post.

You'd be very happy.

What if I had a real copy of the Necronomicon?

Then shadows would begin to mock you while soft noises begin to distract you, as if hundreds of feet were scurrying about inside your walls. You would develop an aversion to mirrors and keep all the lights on all the time. Above all, softly at first but growing louder over time, you hear the call.......

What if the rats in the walls come back?