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2012/09/12 02:48:02
Subject: What if?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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You buy a flamethrower and burn your house down.
What if my Spanish flashcards were already finished?
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/12 02:57:18
Subject: What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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You can teach spanish to your kids.
What if I used the Necronomicon to transcend my physical self and become my true self - a being of light ala Beyond the Wall of Sleep?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/12 02:58:34
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/12 12:55:59
Subject: Re:What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then your screams would echo from a padded cell. At best.
What if Horton heard Cthulhu?
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/09/12 12:57:25
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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He would be surprised at how small Cthulhu was.
What if the had never ever been any war?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/09/12 13:08:34
Subject: What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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History would be boring.
What if all killjoys died right now?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/12 13:23:58
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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Then my re enactment group would get a hell of a lot more fun
What if I was a nuclear scientist?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/09/12 13:31:55
Subject: What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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You'd be working for the government.
What I went to an enka concert?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/13 10:34:05
Subject: Re:What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then you would be trampled by the crowds.
What if you had a chance to spend a night in a haunted house?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/13 10:38:47
Subject: What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Time to sharpen my dagger.
What if I went to watch a drag race?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/13 11:26:18
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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It would be a lot of men running wearing dresses.
What if My student loan actually went into my bank account?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/09/13 12:35:14
Subject: What if?
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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It would be proof that God exists and a miracle.
What if there had never been slaves?
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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2012/09/13 14:32:37
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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then the steam engine would have taken off in acient greece.
What if you could fire a space marine out of a cannon?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/09/14 12:31:07
Subject: Re:What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then the Emporer could have a circus.
What if you shot metal miniature space marines out of a cannon?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/14 17:56:31
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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It would really hurt when hit by one.
What if we all turned into space marines one day?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/09/14 18:39:10
Subject: What if?
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Then we Would ride around all day in our pimped out Metal Bawkses picking up Sisters.
What if pizza was actually healthy for you?
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8000 Dark Angels  (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen  (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves 
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u 
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/09/14 19:06:27
Subject: What if?
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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I still wouldn't eat it that much.
What if the internet crashed and we couldn't get it back up and running?
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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2012/09/14 19:27:59
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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Millions of facebookers would commit mass suicide.
What if a man in uniform asked you for a drink?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/09/14 20:21:09
Subject: What if?
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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It depends on the uniform. If military get them a crate.
What if there was a pill that would make you lose 10kg overnight?
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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2012/09/15 00:53:49
Subject: What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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A lot of women would overdose.
What if I had the Lance of Longinus?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/15 01:03:29
Subject: What if?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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People would laugh at you for having something named 'Longinus'.
What if Netflix added Legend of Korra to their livestreaming service?
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/15 11:50:05
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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i have a feeling you wouldnt be able to move you from the tv!
What if I had understood your sig the first time?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/09/15 11:58:54
Subject: Re:What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then you are beyond all hope.
What if Crouch End was a true story?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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