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2012/04/10 12:11:09
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then your modelling capabilities would be seriously impaired by those stubby little arms.
What if the female gender was attracted to me?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/10 22:45:29
Subject: What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
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There would be a great disturbance in the force.
What if topless fashions for women were suddenly popular everywhere?
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2012/04/10 23:52:24
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Then the decent, god fearing old people would campaign endlessly to have it made illegal, and the spineless politicians would cave in because they'd be afraid of losing their cushy jobs and eighty eighth pension.
What if the ideal qualities for leadership didn't describe a sociopath?
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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2012/04/11 06:29:34
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then we would have effective governments
What if I had my legs eaten off?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/11 06:41:32
Subject: What if?
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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You would not be starving.
What if all Mat Ward haters were gone?
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2012/04/11 06:52:19
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then people would start hating Cruddace.
What i I hugged a Grizzly?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/11 07:28:21
Subject: What if?
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Nigel Stillman
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Your remains would make for a smelly funeral.
What I can’t think of a clever question?
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2012/04/11 07:30:28
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then you shall be flogged.
What if I didn't like trains?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/11 08:27:08
Subject: What if?
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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The world would be better.
What if I make you listn to nyan cat for 24hrs in a row?
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2012/04/11 09:11:58
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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thenoobbomb wrote:The world would be better.
You sir, have made a very powerless enemy!
Anyway, you would like Trains more.
What if I liked trains more?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/11 09:28:42
Subject: What if?
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Terrifying Doombull
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You would get trains going in and out of your tunnel with lots and lots of steam all over the tunnel excit
What if became ruler of the world
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2012/04/11 11:44:57
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then we wouldn't have much longer to live.
What if I was the perfect gamer, funny, witty, good sport and powerful?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/11 17:36:32
Subject: What if?
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Then id be sad that you live in the UK... wait.. thats were I usually go on holidays..
What. If. I would be the boss of dakkadakka?
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2012/04/11 20:37:16
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Fixture of Dakka
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Refer to my post about what would happen if Trondheim was a mod for the answer.
What if my avatar could actually come out of the screen?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/11 21:00:40
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Terrifying Doombull
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The I would need to find myself a new pic screen
What if I where infamous`
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2012/04/11 21:30:46
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then I would fear every single time I went to Norway for a holiday.
What if I weren't half Norwegian?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/11 23:30:51
Subject: What if?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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You'd be half something else.
What if I was ruler of the Internet?
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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2012/04/12 09:07:50
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Refer to reply to thenoobbomb.
What if I didn't use Dakka?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/12 12:50:58
Subject: What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then Dakka would be less spammy with a fresh clean scent and no bitter aftertaste.
What if I drank all of the beer in my refrigerator?
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2012/04/12 17:29:59
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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You'd vomit in your sleep and die.
What if any of my posts actually had any significance?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/12 17:44:56
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Terrifying Doombull
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The world would end in a massive orgasem
What if I decided on a trip to the US this summer
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2012/04/12 17:48:16
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then the majority of the US would be gone by the time you left.
What if I could be bothered to paint all my models?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/13 12:44:55
Subject: What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then you would have something to be proud of to show for all your time invested.
What if vegas took an interest in warhammer gaming?
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2012/04/13 13:36:45
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then suddenly every GW would be full of scantily clad kinky women.
What if I chose a different avatar?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/13 16:14:56
Subject: What if?
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Terrifying Doombull
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Then you would become grim & metal like me and Shadowbrand!
What if I bougth MrMerlin a pie?
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2012/04/13 16:42:24
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then MrMerlin will somehow turn it into a stock Ork and swallow it WHOLE.
What if I did become grim and metal?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/13 16:46:37
Subject: What if?
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Then you could have no happy fun time with women.
What if my family just let me live my life?
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8000 Dark Angels  (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen  (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves 
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u 
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/04/13 16:58:54
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then you would come back to them, screaming and tied up in a straightjacket.
What if I were a AA Rechargeable Battery?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/13 22:38:31
Subject: What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
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Then you would be drained and eventually discarded.
What if Tesla had been allowed to continue?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/04/14 04:38:21
Subject: What if?
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Fireknife Shas'el
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we would be too mars by now.
what if kim kardashian asked you out?
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8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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