What if?

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**Dragonheart**

A simple game where one person asks a what if question and then the person below answers it and asks another what if question.
E.G

Person 1. What if i died?

Person 2. You would be missed all over the world.
What if i made an emperor class battle titan?

Person 3. You would be FETHING BADASS

and so on.....

I'll start, what if the tyranid invasion due to go through does hit?

**snurl**

Well it depends if Matt Ward writes the codex or not. If so, expect tyrranid spam at all tournies for the next nine months or so.

What if they started giving out GW figures with Happy Meals at McDonalds?

**Great White**

Then all little kids would get into wargaming and would be called nerds.

What if the Tau got good in cc?

**Urien_Rakarth**

The universe would end and I would cry for a couple of minutes. Then I'd get bored and move on.
What if Terra/Cadia turned out to be a tomb world?

**BlapBlapBlap**

I would laugh as the proudest Imperial Guard are made into pariahs.

What if I manage to finish Fluffy the Cowboyfex on time?

**JohnnoM**

People would congratulate you on your awesome hilarityness.

What if I blew up GW HQ?

**Great White**

Prices would increase so they could rebuild.

What if GW was cheap?

**snurl**

There would be more gamers about.
What if Dwarves had cavalry?

**killykavekommando**

Then GW would have an excuse to merge with MLP.
What if I drank three gallons of milk in one sitting?

**Dr. Temujin**

Some cows from the Milk Department would knock on your door for milk consumption abuse.
What if The Emprah sat down for tea time with Eldrad, Abbadon, Ghazhakull, and the Silent King?

**snurl**

Impossible. The Emperor only takes tea through a servitor.
Or...they would wait forever for the silent king to order.
What if GW listened to its players.

**LunaHound**

Then GW would go bankrupt. Because the majority of wargamers are sheeps. They NEED to be told whats cool and what they should purchase.

What if GW employees actively post on wargame forums and 4chan 2 weeks before each release to boost popularity?

**thenoobbomb**

Then 4chan would be less awfull.

Qhat if I would rule da world?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Everything will burn as Daemons flood in through the Warp Portal you ordered to be built.

What if Fluffy the Cowboyfex inspired me to make an Ork Army?

**snurl**

Then a strange new ork army would be born.

What if 'nids were fuzzy ?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then more hobbyists would die of allergies than people eating off their own legs.

What if Edd Gould didn't die and it was a joke?

**snurl**

Then he would still be alive and it wouldnt be funny?

What if they built a warhammer world theme park?

**Dr. Temujin**

Warhammer might actually gain in popularity. Wildly so.
What if our world is actually a lost Imperial World in the 41st Millennium?

**snurl**

Then our techpriests have some explaining to do.

What if Orks were not green?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then all Orks would be red and would be Initiative 10.

What if I could paint?

**snurl**

The possibilities beggar the imagination.

What if miniatures were articulated?

**Trondheim**

Then I would need to hire help to make poses for them all.

What if I became MOD god of Dakka alongside Shadowbrand for a whole year?

**BlapBlapBlap**

You would create a great fire that would run rife through the internet, exploding various PCs and spurting fire out of Macs.

What if I finished my english speech with the ending involving VIth formers breaking my friends legs with a crowbar?

**Trondheim**

BlapBlapBlap wrote:You would create a great fire that would run rife through the internet, exploding various PCs and spurting fire out of Macs.

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

The wind would howl, and the rain mourn. And with a migthy roar of thunder a thousand naked Valkyries would sweep you away to Valhall

**BlapBlapBlap**

No what if, so I'm going to say you have your genitals knawed off by ravenous Piranhas.

What if I were fat?

**Trondheim**

I would steal your lunchmonet fooo!

What if I was your neighbour?

**thenoobbomb**

I would move, thanks to your long hard toys.

What if I had chocolate?

**Trondheim**

I would eat it while you weep under the bed while Mat Ward & C.S Gotto sings you lovesongs!

What if I where sane

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then no one would like you. And there would be crying. Lots of crying.

What if I could get away with arson?

**Chuck Norris**

You would let the galaxy burn... literally

What if I was a Tyrannosaurus Rex with a top hat?