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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then it looks like the borg assimilated him after all.

What if Aurora models had not gone out of business?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon




Reading, England

They would still be producing.

What if all wars would be sorted by politicians in a boxing ring?

Bruins fan till the end.

Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. 
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

my money would be on Russia dominating the world!

What if Russia domenated the world?

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then other countries would breed bigger, meaner politicians.

What if people weren't such jerks?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

The the general public would have no one to lash out at. Starting a civil war between themselves.

What if we all had hover cars?


Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then the roads would be exponentially more dangerous than they already are.

What if Iron Maiden showed up at your house to play a suprise concert?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

Id ask the where paul was.

What if Paul Di Annio got back with iron maiden

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Iron Maiden would be a horrible band, both live and on cd

What if did not have to work today
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then you would be like an American celebrating Labor Day.

What if I actually finish painting my regiment of German soldiers?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

I would set sail and do battle with my Chindit regiment against your German troops!

What if I decide to only buy FoW things this year
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

The you'd not know about The plastic soldier company or Peter Pigs's superior and cheaper ww2 ranges. or just want to spend a lot of cash!

What if more people did the chinese civil war?

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Countless human waves would assult the local gaming clubs

What if I decided to give Ambush Alley a go
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then you would have more rules to learn and figures to paint.
What if Bolt Action is as good as its miniature range?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

Then it wont be very good.

What if the UEMC began losing their momentum?

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in gb
Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon




Reading, England

Then they would collapse as a club.

What if I actually got a start date for my new job sometime this week?

Bruins fan till the end.

Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. 
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

Then you could get organised.

What if my flatmate actually bought an army instead of using my spare one allt he time?

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in gb
Scuttling Genestealer



UK

He'd most likely be very happy.

What if the Necrovamp's flatmates borrowed army is actually his own?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/04 00:08:28


 
   
Made in ph
Ancient Venerable Dreadnought





Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...

He was trolled.

What if I could try my sig out for real?

I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.

'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' 
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

What stroking an eldars ears? id be there with a videocam.

What if the moon turned out to be Unicron?

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then Necro's been into the mushrooms again.

What if the Emporer was replaced by Mr. Bean?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon




Reading, England

Everything in the Imperium would be awesome with the symbol being a bear.

What if First ran an efficient transport system?

Bruins fan till the end.

Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. 
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

Lets hope it does, i hate Virgin!

What if Richard Branson gave me all his money?

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then you would wake up and realise you were dreaming.

What if my new business idea takes off?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ph
Ancient Venerable Dreadnought





Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...

You get rich.

What if I get a Eldar girlfriend whose a yandere like me, and we start comparing how may 'rivals' disappear every day?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/06 00:53:21


I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.

'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' 
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

you may end up storking each others ears!

What if eldar are really ferengi evolved?

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in gb
Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon




Reading, England

The rack must have been working over time to get them so tall.

Bruins fan till the end.

Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. 
   
Made in ph
Ancient Venerable Dreadnought





Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...

What if Azza007 remembered his own "What if?" post?

I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.

'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then it would surely have been answered by now.

What if a clown car collided with a pie truck?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

then i would do my best to eat the pies while avoiding the clowns.

What if pies were clowns and clowns were pies?

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Then the clowns would jump from the back of the truck and pull an endless supply of pies from the car.

What if someone hit you in the face with a pie?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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