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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/27 17:06:47
Subject: What if?
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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There would be a lot more tension between Germany and Everyone else :/ Possibly enough to warrant nukes...
What if Slaanesh were to die?
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/27 20:14:56
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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then the other 3 gods would have a party then murder each other.
What if Chernobyl had never happened?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/27 20:58:26
Subject: What if?
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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necrovamp wrote:then the other 3 gods would have a party then murder each other.
What if Chernobyl had never happened?
There would be less radiation in the area, people would still live there, and you would not have asked that question.
What if I died just after I post this?
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/27 22:25:51
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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The we may never know!
What if the russian mafia turned into a charity?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/27 22:29:08
Subject: Re:What if?
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Scuttling Genestealer
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It would pay off Americas debt then we would all love them,
What if i had super powers?
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Tyranids 1500
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/27 23:03:23
Subject: Re:What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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You'd be a superhero. What if Japan ignored the mainland, and succeeded in becoming 'Mistress of the Pacific'?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/08/27 23:04:00
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/28 09:13:18
Subject: Re:What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then it would be 1941.
What if armies still fought battles with pikes?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 0009/08/28 09:15:59
Subject: Re:What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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snurl wrote:Then it would be 1941.
What if armies still fought battles with pikes?
Then it the pikes would have energy field generators built into them or have plasma blades. (I don't understand - why would it be 1941?)
What if Roosevelt never became President?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/28 09:32:57
Subject: Re:What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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(japan had a huge chunk of the pacific in its pocket in '41)
Then President Truman would have happened sooner.
What if I just blow off work and stay home to paint today?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/28 09:39:13
Subject: Re:What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Then you would have painted an army, but have lost a day's pay.
What Trotsky became Premier instead of Stalin?
(I meant Japan abandoned all their territories on the mainland, instead expanding their economy and accelerating industry and building the largest fleet in Pacific history.)
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/28 21:32:23
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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The the soviet Union would have opened up slightly and may not have collapsed as early as it did (it was inevitable it was going to collapse though)
What if The Meglomosians had never migrated to britain Fromw denmark 10'000 (ish) years ago?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/29 12:53:33
Subject: Re:What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then Hadrian wouldn't have had to build a wall.
What If Operation Sea Lion had been a huge success?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/29 13:18:53
Subject: Re:What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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snurl wrote:Then Hadrian wouldn't have had to build a wall.
What If Operation Sea Lion had been a huge success?
Then America would have to choose: focus on Germany and make peace with Japan, or make peace with Germany and focus on Japan.
What if Japan and Germany made Russia and America destroy each other and just picked up the pieces afterwards?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/29 13:44:42
Subject: What if?
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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They would have very big hands.
What if I could actually join the army?
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/29 13:56:46
Subject: Re:What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Then you would go through a physical exam first.
What if I get the omnipotent wish machine - Holy Grail?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/29 17:36:31
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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some men in black suits would turn up and you would disapear.
What if America stopped it's self given role of 'world police'?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/29 19:55:22
Subject: What if?
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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There would have been no Team America.
What if all unhealthy food became healthy and vice versa.
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/29 21:25:26
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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I would be very happy and eat a lot of mcdonalds!
What if Chang Kai Sheck had won against Mao ZeDong?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/29 22:19:00
Subject: Re:What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Then Taiwan wouldn't be independent.
What if I used the Holy Grail to make a wish?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/30 09:47:58
Subject: Re:What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then you might find out it doesn't work.
What if the location of the real holy grail were known?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/30 09:53:16
Subject: Re:What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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A modern day crusade would begin.
What if Peorth/Beldandy from Ah! My Goddess came down from Heaven and offered to grant my wish?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/31 11:23:12
Subject: Re:What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then you would find out that cartoon characters can't grant wishes.
What if you found someone's wallet lying in the street?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/31 15:32:21
Subject: What if?
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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I would hand it in.
What if you lost a limb in an accident?
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/31 21:52:25
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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I would the get a bionic one and become bionic man!
What if The American Government decided to all go on holiday to the moon
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/31 21:53:55
Subject: What if?
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Terrifying Doombull
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Then the next administration would get a headstart
What if did not spend too much time on painting the shields for my legionaries
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/31 21:56:32
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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you would have more time but no shields, which is more important, time or shields!
What if the American army decided to invoke it's right to billet their entire millitary including national guard in private residential homes
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/31 22:01:29
Subject: What if?
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Terrifying Doombull
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I foresee many, many young girls getting drill sarge treatment
What if Ensifrum woke you the coming night playing all their songs
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/09/01 00:05:18
Subject: What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I'd call the cops.
What if Dan Abnett or any of the better writers of Black Library wrote an official version of Love Can Bloom?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/09/01 21:04:49
Subject: What if?
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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It would be awesome, I think...
What if there was no comedy in the world?
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/09/01 22:30:42
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Pious Warrior Priest
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I doubt dakka would survive.
What if Jean Luc Picard had turned the enterprise round and destroyed the earth!
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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