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**BlapBlapBlap**

I would slap her in the face repeatedly with a die-cast skillet.

What if I could win 40K games?

**snurl**

Then no one would want to play you.
What if I just start shooting first and ask questions later?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then you would be a poor hostage negotiator.

What if I made a cure for cancer?

**TechPr1est**

then whatever happens in i am legend happens

what if matt ward wrote every codex, expansion,novel and rulebook from this point onwards ?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then people would stop bandwagoning and start using homebrew codexes.

What if I were 12ft tall?

**Trondheim**

Then you would be famous

What if I had more primer

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then you would have less money.

What if I could move things around and burn things using Telekinesis?

**hotsauceman1**

Then, You would be abdutcted by the government and disecteded..
What if my little pony was real?

**Coolyo294**

The butthurt would be enormous.

What if you had your own personal Warjack?

**Great White**

Then you could Jack all the War you wanted.

What if a space marine fell off the empire state building?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then it would lead to some sort of crazy real life mechanized Pokemon battles.

What if reality was just a long dream?

**Great White**

I ninja u.

**BlapBlapBlap**

No, that's what I meant

**snurl**

What if anyone knew what you meant?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then I would be a lot more popular.

What if you made a response to my What If?

**snurl**

There would be a crack in the pavement.
What if we had to buy air by the gallon? (or Litre)

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then the mortality rate would rise far higher during recession.

What if I weren't a diabetic?

**hotsauceman1**

You would get gangreen and have to have your foot cut off.
What if i put my pony toy in my 40k transport bags(seriosously, i want to know)

**DemetriDominov**

I would find you, and the SoB would roast you alive.

What if I got published by the BL?

**hotsauceman1**

Then quality would improve(not that much of an accomplishment though, most fan fic writers would improve BL)
What if i actually played a game of 40k?

**Great White**

The world would turn into a giant bowl of hotsauce.

What if there was no apple corp.?

**captain collius**

The herd would gang up on stores selling droids on release day.

what if i married my GF?

**hotsauceman1**

Then you would have little versions of you crawling around breaking yur stuff.
What if Britain took control of the states?

**captain collius**

we'd have tea time.
ohhh and hot sauce pray that doesn't happen i know the little buggers will be humagaunts
what if people from pennsylvania weren't obnoxious

**grayshadow87**

Then they wouldn't be from Pennsylvania?

What if I the general population gained thirty IQ points?

**hotsauceman1**

We would still have stupid people.
What if 40k became a national pastime?

**grayshadow87**

I would be viewed far more favorably by society as a whole.

What if I was immortal and decided to use that immortality to play practical jokes?

**captain collius**

then you would be loki!

What if the horus heresy was made into an Hbo mini series

**snurl**

Then it would be on late night reruns for years to come.
What if aliens landed in your backyard?

**hotsauceman1**

Then i would call Scully and Mulder.
What if i got a job at 'eavy metal.