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**BlapBlapBlap**

Then the standard of box-front painting would have degraded horribly.

What if I were the I like Trains kid?

**hotsauceman1**

You would be like my nephew and not shut up about it and make me wish for a train crash.
What if Doctor Who got cancelled, Permanently.

**captain collius**

Then life would be much bleaker. As well as smaller on the inside.

What if Science fiction was banned.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then Trekkies will create an actual fully functional Phaser and kill the UN with it.

What if I hadn't screwed up my school day?

**captain collius**

HAHAHAHA

then the world would have stopped turning.

What if i ddin't have to sit at work for the next 3 hours trolling dakkadakka?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then the world would be a better place.

What if I could do no wrong?

**grayshadow87**

Then you would likely be a douche about it.

What if I had six arms?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then you would be a blessing if you had a horde army.

What if I could afford my Emperor's Children army?

**snurl**

Then you would buy them and think about painting them from time to time.

What if I order a pizza?

**grayshadow87**

You'll have something to eat. (I just ordered one myself).

What if I didn't feel like a total loser sometimes?

**snurl**

Then you would not be one. Attitude is everythitng.

What if cats didnt destroy everything?

**Slarg232**

Then Goldfish would get out of control, and become the dominant life form on the planet.

What if there was a weekend I didn't stay up all night through?

**snurl**

You would get a good nights sleep.

What if the dead arose from their graves?

**captain collius**

I'd habve an excuse to use my guns.

What if Nerdiness becomes what women want?

**The_mini_painter**

Then we all score and all the "cool" people beat us more than usual.

What if Jeb decided to make all blocks in minecraft have gravity?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then my precious Hanging Greenhouse would be screwed.

What if I were popular and well liked?

**snurl**

You would ask yourself "How did I get here?"

What if my wife could paint miniatures?

**grayshadow87**

Then maybe you would get your armies painted a lot faster.

What if small children and stuffed animals didn't make me bummed out?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then you'd be serving a long time for the "Mr Cuddles" incident.

What if I played WHFB?

**captain collius**

you would build an army of Squigs

what if i had a pet squig

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then you would be smothered in a horde of B.O., Zit Cream, Funny Glasses and D12s as Mega-Nerds try to steal it.

What if I were as awesome as TomSka?

**grayshadow87**

You would cause a small scale civil war, with one side seeing you as the messiah and another claiming that you are a false pretender.

What if I could mystically pull fat free wheels of full-flavored muenster cheese out of my freezer whenever I wanted?

**captain collius**

you would create a black hole and life would cease to exsist.

What if the Hokie Pokie is what it is all about?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Hokie Pokie? Are you sure you don't mean the Hokey Cokey?

Anyway.

Then there would be several mentions of the number 42 in the dance.

What if I got into private school?

**grayshadow87**

You would discover the school was run by a cult, which you would discover when they sacrificed you to Nyarlathotep.

What if I was stark raving insane?

**Jumpin Jesus**

Then you would probably be in straight jacket and locked up in a rubber room.

What if games workshop actually sold their stuff for a reasonable price?

**grayshadow87**

Then I might find myself lamenting their burdensome rule system instead of their burdensome pricing.

What if a game of 40k didn't take roughly 400 years to play?

**Great White**

Then everyone paying 40k would have enough time to get jobs and make enough money for this hobby.

What if my airbrush exploded in my hands?

**BlapBlapBlap**

Then you'd have to buy a new one.

What if I were mad?

**The_mini_painter**

Then everyone on here would be in grave danger.

What if GW redesigned 40k from scratch with new armies and a better background?