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2012/05/03 02:51:35
Subject: What if?
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Doc Brown
The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)
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Then I might consider playing it again (see my previous comment).
What if I had an extra $100 in my wallet?
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2012/05/04 12:16:52
Subject: What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You would spend it faster than a noob can be tabled.
What if monkeys were made of fungus?
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2012/05/04 12:26:00
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then Orks would become a serious threat to our livelihoods.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/04 12:26:16
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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What if Dinosaurs weren't extinct?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/04 13:24:00
Subject: What if?
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Then I would Ride a Triceratops to work.
What if My gf started 40k?
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8000 Dark Angels  (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen  (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves 
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u 
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/05/04 17:07:37
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then your gaming club would seem to be a lot quieter.
What if I were crazy?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/04 17:53:44
Subject: What if?
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Fireknife Shas'el
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non-sequiter
whaat if WARDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! wrote the DA codex.
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8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/05/04 19:54:36
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then my Deathwing army would be stomped upon by other players.
I'll repeat.
WHAT IF I WERE CRAZY?!
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/05 01:54:23
Subject: What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then you would be posting on DAKKA.
What if all your figures were painted?
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2012/05/05 02:29:32
Subject: What if?
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Doc Brown
The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)
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Then I would buy more, and then they wouldn't be painted.
What if I had some sort of superpower?
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2012/05/05 03:08:17
Subject: What if?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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It would be uncontrollable mind reading, and you would go crazy.
What if my Dwarf Fortress hadn't turned into an unstoppable blood bath?
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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2012/05/05 07:55:36
Subject: What if?
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Then you would have been tabled by turn 2
What if you had all the warhammer minis you ever wanted?
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points  W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  |
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2012/05/05 13:09:46
Subject: What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then you could hunt for more.
What if ice was hot?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/05/05 19:00:32
Subject: What if?
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Doc Brown
The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)
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Then I would have to figure out a different way to quickly cool my drinks.
What if you didn't get progressively more drunk as you drink, but instead simply jumped from sober to intoxicated once you reached a certain threshold?
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2012/05/05 20:56:05
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then drinking under the table would be a horrible ordeal.
And I have to get a real answer:
WHAT IF I WERE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY CRAZY?!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/05/05 20:56:10
BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/06 09:48:30
Subject: What if?
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Wait you arent? 
What if dakka didnt have the edit feature
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2012/05/06 18:16:45
Subject: What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then discretion would no longer be an afterthought.
What if craziness were contagious?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/05/06 23:44:42
Subject: What if?
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Doc Brown
The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)
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Then the Republican party would have infected us all already. Wait a minute....
What if Mass Effect 3's ending hadn't been shoddy and absolutely pointless?
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2012/05/07 01:08:22
Subject: What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then there would be a better chance for a sequel.
What if the boxing game for the WII could hit back?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/05/07 02:03:17
Subject: Re:What if?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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You'd train to be a professional fighter.
I wish I was a Lord of the Rings character.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2012/05/07 19:05:12
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Not a What If question. You are a rock.
What if I get into Private School?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/07 21:37:04
Subject: What if?
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Doc Brown
The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)
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It's actually run by Deepspawn worshippers of Dagon, and they impregnate you with the fishy one's offspring.
What if I went to work for a different school district?
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2012/05/08 02:36:15
Subject: What if?
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Focused Fire Warrior
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grayshadow87 wrote:It's actually run by Deepspawn worshippers of Dagon, and they impregnate you with the fishy one's offspring.
What if I went to work for a different school district?
You leave your first job to apply for the second, and they don't take you.
What if used my sauna less?
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2012/05/08 02:45:47
Subject: What if?
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
The oceans of the world
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Then there would be less sweat.
What if I was a shark?
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2012/05/08 06:54:13
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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You aren't?!
What if I were 500ft tall and made of gold?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/09 12:09:46
Subject: What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You would be stolen, cut up and melted down within a few minutes of your discovery. The rest of your life would be spent as jewelry and pimp teeth.
What if video games like team fortress could shoot back at you - ending your life with a critical hit. Would you still play?
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2012/05/13 19:46:26
Subject: What if?
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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Then there would be lots of death amongst annoying children.
What if we are not real?
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Space Wolves: 10 Grey Hunters, 5 Terminators, 1 Wolf Priest
Dark Eldar: 10 Wyches, 1 Succubus
Skaven: IoB, 3 Extra Rat Ogres, 1 Grey Seer, 1 Warlord
High Elves: IoB
KingCracker wrote: I wont lie, I laughed a bit. I do feel a bit sorry for the poor folks that were sleeping, and suddenly woke up on the ceiling 
DA:90-S+G+MB++I+Pw40kPwhfb09++D++A++/fWD-R++T(M)DM+ |
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2012/05/13 20:45:55
Subject: What if?
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Terrifying Doombull
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Then someone have a really messed up sense of humor
What if I & Shadowbrand assended to Daemonhood
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2012/05/13 20:48:44
Subject: What if?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Then Blap shall have to come too.
What if I won Golden Demon?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/14 00:46:23
Subject: What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then your head would swell and then explode.
(trust me on that one. I got an honorable mention once)
What if you found someone's warhammer army sitting on a sidewalk? (packed up)
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