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2012/08/24 10:21:36
Subject: What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Nothing would change.
What if on December 21, the supposed end of the world, instead of running from the wave of energy sweeping over the Earth, you stand and face it - and end up surviving with supernatural powers ala A Thousand Sons ending?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/08/24 10:22:09
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/08/24 12:57:51
Subject: Re:What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then you would be tainted by Chaos, and marked for death.
What if nothing happens on December 21?
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2012/08/24 13:23:31
Subject: What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! AND A BIG MIDDLE FINGER TO APOCALYPSE CULTISTS!!!
What if instead of being tainted by Chaos...we become 'physical gods' instead (perhaps I should have been clearer - everyone who runs dies, while those who stand gain POWER)?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/08/24 13:24:28
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/08/24 17:36:11
Subject: What if?
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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Then we will most likely end up fighting each other over power, who is the strongest etc and widespread destruction will occur.
What if the dinosaurs came back?
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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2012/08/24 19:52:11
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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They may actually then put their prices down, but i think they would rather fold than do that.
What if Keith Bennet was never buried on the moor by Ian Brady?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/08/25 12:48:33
Subject: What if?
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Terrifying Doombull
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I would not have a need to google them to learn who they where
What if I sent Necrovamp a Pike & shot army
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2012/08/25 13:41:25
Subject: Re:What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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It would sit gathering dust on a shelf somewhere.
What happens if I stroke an Eldar woman's ear slowly and deliberately?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/08/25 14:01:59
Subject: What if?
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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She would either ninja you to death or ninja you into bed.
What if everyone became an ork?
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If you see slaanesh, just look away. 
"I can't look away!!!" 
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2012/08/25 14:28:36
Subject: What if?
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Scuttling Genestealer
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I'd say it's impossible.
What if we don't actually exist?
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2012/08/25 20:54:39
Subject: What if?
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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Then Dakka doesn't exist.
What if I never got into tattoos?
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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2012/08/25 21:24:23
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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you would have more money to spend on models.
What if trond began playing forlorn hope?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/08/25 23:19:32
Subject: Re:What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then he would play it with Pike and Shot figures.
What if Guy Fawkes had not been caught?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/08/26 00:13:19
Subject: Re:What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Then Guy Fawkes masks wouldn't exist.
What if the Emperor's Empress was an Eldar Farseer?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/08/26 00:44:29
Subject: What if?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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then the eldar race would never die.
What if the Jacobites had listened to Prince Charles the Pretender instead of his 'trusted' friend?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/08/26 12:25:40
Subject: What if?
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Who knows.
What if frogs control everything... including us?
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2012/08/26 12:31:00
Subject: What if?
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Terrifying Doombull
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Oh god that would make last a rather disturbing event
What if I where to be kind to my relatives during the upcoming family event
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2012/08/26 18:33:07
Subject: What if?
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Fighter Ace
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Then they'd all think you are sick...
What if the league of Riveters would run for US presidency?
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Eh...
Inmygravenimage: That's sweet dude. I bet her ass is bad...
Camkierhi - What a load of rubbish... Amazing!
Rogue Wolves - Its rediculous how much character you pack into those guys
Skalk Bloodaxe: I know those will be awesome when finished, but right now they look like crackers.
Necro-pocalypse weirdness:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/424470.page
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2012/08/26 18:36:30
Subject: What if?
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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Then the country would be in for a lumpy time...
What if magic was real?
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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2012/08/26 18:38:51
Subject: What if?
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Fighter Ace
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Then everybody would stop playing it...
What if Mitt Romney was gay?
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Eh...
Inmygravenimage: That's sweet dude. I bet her ass is bad...
Camkierhi - What a load of rubbish... Amazing!
Rogue Wolves - Its rediculous how much character you pack into those guys
Skalk Bloodaxe: I know those will be awesome when finished, but right now they look like crackers.
Necro-pocalypse weirdness:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/424470.page
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2012/08/26 18:40:44
Subject: What if?
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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He wouldn't be in politics.
What if GW had sales?
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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2012/08/26 23:24:05
Subject: Re:What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then their profiets would spike when they do.
What if GW released a brand new race for 40k tomorrow?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/08/27 00:08:33
Subject: What if?
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Fighter Ace
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Then they'd be forced to build a game system around it.
What if Games Workshop started sponsoring in Formula 1?
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Eh...
Inmygravenimage: That's sweet dude. I bet her ass is bad...
Camkierhi - What a load of rubbish... Amazing!
Rogue Wolves - Its rediculous how much character you pack into those guys
Skalk Bloodaxe: I know those will be awesome when finished, but right now they look like crackers.
Necro-pocalypse weirdness:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/424470.page
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2012/08/27 05:37:01
Subject: Re:What if?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then suddenly all of the GW races would get F1 cars and a new racing game would populate GW stores and WD for the next 3 months, then disappear never to be heard from again.
What if the game was any good?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/08/27 06:31:45
Subject: Re:What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Then if it disappeared, GW is trolling us.
What if China assassinated the Japanese Emperor?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/08/27 11:40:11
Subject: What if?
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Terrifying Doombull
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Then the world would bear witnes to the rebirth of the Empire Of The Rising sun, and a new bloody massacre would happen in China
What if a Dark Eldar abducted the poster above me
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2012/08/27 11:45:43
Subject: What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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 Trondheim wrote:Then the world would bear witnes to the rebirth of the Empire Of The Rising sun, and a new bloody massacre would happen in China What if a Dark Eldar abducted the poster above me
Their souls would be used by her to activate the embodiment of Third Magic - the omnipotent wish machine, Holy Grail. What if the French assassinated Prince Charles on his coronation as King of Britain?
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/08/27 11:46:44
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/08/27 13:19:18
Subject: What if?
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Nothing, no one cares about the wretched Royal Family anymore.
What if religion never existed?
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2012/08/27 13:22:22
Subject: What if?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Jonagorn wrote:Nothing, no one cares about the wretched Royal Family anymore.
What if religion never existed?
A lot of things would never have existed as well.
What if Germany won WWI?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/08/27 15:53:42
Subject: What if?
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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I'd be posting in German.
What if khorne was the god of gay love?
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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2012/08/27 16:36:03
Subject: What if?
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Enigmatic Chaos Sorcerer
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 Wrakkar wrote:I'd be posting in German.
What if khorne was the god of gay love?
Blood for the blood god would take on a whole different meaning...
What if Germany instigated WW2 but Hitler never rose to power?
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 BlaxicanX wrote:A young business man named Tom Kirby, who was a pupil of mine until he turned greedy, helped the capitalists hunt down and destroy the wargamers. He betrayed and murdered Games Workshop.
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