I would bring:
A pen, the tyranid codex and permission from GW to rewrite the codex.

On a more serious note:

Hiding within the ruins of an old city on holy Terra with a bolt-action lasgun with a nice infinite supply of tea and hot water in a very large mug.

If that all fails(which it won't), I have the one thing they dare not attack..........................................................THE A-TEAM.

I choose my mind. You speak of weapons? Nothing in all of existence can compare to the horrors a human mind can conceive.

Marines are stalwart, this is undeniable. However, they are not human. Despite their vaunted emperors prowess, neither was he.

In the end all shall know fear.

A towel.

Bruce Willis. We stand good chance of winning at the last minute whilst being heavily entertained throughout the rest of the ordeal.

Alternatively, a bunch of people that can't run faster than me

Thunderfire Cannon

What would I bring?

A bolter with a single mag and a good friend.



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Firefights are better than rollercoasters.

A stocked up Land Raider, microwave that always has food when it opens, infinite water glass and two 'right out of a ridiculous anime' female co-drivers who individually have the power to create instant ammo, repair damage to the vehicle, and heal wounds. Also a CD player so I can listen to my favorite CD whilst awaiting infinite doom, or what have you. "Me Against the World"

If just some weapons to go out with a bang. A hardwood baseball bat embued with GodPower and some Adrenaline shots. I imagine ten minutes of glory.

A genie. I'd wish for Invincibility, Immortality and Invulnerablity. Then I'd punch my way to victory.

Dr. Who. He beat the Darleks and they could stomp the necrons and Tyranids any day of the week.

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Dr. Who. He beat the Darleks and they could stomp the necrons and Tyranids any day of the week.

No he couldn't. Most of strategies revolve around the idea that his enemies are either stupid or reasonable.
He wouldn't last 10 seconds in Wh40k.

Anyway, I would have some sort of device that allows me to phase out. Can't kill what they can't hit.


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 Sir Bushwookie wrote:
I would bring:


If that all fails(which it won't), I have the one thing they dare not attack..........................................................THE A-TEAM.

Hah! Funny thing, in the 4th ed rule book, there's actually an IG modeled after Mr.T.
I am serious. He even has chains.

Judge Dredd, Iron Man, and a combi melta.

the expendables

Hah! Funny thing, in the 4th ed rule book, there's actually an IG modeled after Mr.T.
I am serious. He even has chains.

I must have it. What's he called?
And please tell me there is a Blackadder based model as it would be most excellent.

 Sir Bushwookie wrote:

Hah! Funny thing, in the 4th ed rule book, there's actually an IG modeled after Mr.T.
I am serious. He even has chains.

I must have it. What's he called?
And please tell me there is a Blackadder based model as it would be most excellent.

Kintaro, pg 246.
Sorry, I misremembered a bit. He's not an exact copy, but he's close. He has a gold dogtag, a gold armband, a mohawk (the tiny sort, like what Mr. T has) and a red muscle shirt.

Sadly, there are no Blackadder inspired models that I could think of.
A pity though, because he would make an excellent inquisitor.

goku and kratos. 2 over powered beings that never stay dead. goku can take on the mortal enemies, kratos would go after the gods.

We cannot imagine the awesomeness I foresee,
When we combine every vehicle in this thread using Laggan and Robtechnology,
Add in the Defiant and 'Firefly',
Man the God-ship with every bad ass and/or otherwise insane character in the thread and more,
Captain it with the Irresponsible Captain Tylor,
And give it the power to use the Force and an equal sized Lightsaber.

I'll be there too. I've got 'Whoop Ass' on tap and in unlimited supply. I don't mess with cans or bottles.
Pull up a stool.
"Let's go."

Or maybe the book of creation and a pencil and eraser.

WHY SO MANY CHOICES!?!?!?!?

I could keep going, we all could.

A 2 foot long steel pipe painted lime green with purple letters down the side that say "whoop ass stick"



But in all seriousness the in-universe weapon i'd go for would be a wraithcannon. If you're gonna take on everybody then you need a gun that can take down anything.

The Terminator

EDIT: Or Iron Man

EDIT2: Or The Hulk

 IHateNids wrote:
The Terminator

EDIT: Or Iron Man

EDIT2: Or The Hulk

Definitely the Hulk.
If you become best buds with him, by extension you become best buds with the entire Ork race.
He's like the Ork gods incarnate!

A Vendetta...

I'd bring Ordell Robbie from Jackie Brown.

Sounds like the apocalypse is coming...
Guess I should grab a MIRV experimental launcher, a set of T51-b armour, a case of Nuka Cola, and my trusty pipboy with GNR on the radio.

"Three dog, coming to you live from the middle of a grimdark 40K hellhole! Bringing you the truth, no matter how BAD it hurts."

Hmmm... that is tough.

It is a toss-up between a Twin-linked Lasgun (Just a laser sight addition in the end) or a Boombox.

If those are taken, then I would take John Wayne, he always has insane accuracy of autodeath with infinite ammo.

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

What's that you say? What is is a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT? It's just about the baddest machine out there, it's more powerful than a supernova combined with the Emperor, every Chaos God, and 4 tablets of Ecstasy.

There is no force, material or immaterial, that can stand against it.

Look guys, it's pretty much over, nothing else can compare.

Titan Turbolaser vs CRASSUS = BOOM.

mind bullets....

4 CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTs and an Emperor Titan?

A pair of lightning claws and a jump pack. Might as well go out in style.

Obviously the TARDIS.

David Listers Sock

 The Deathless Host wrote:
mind bullets....

That's telekinesis Kyle

I just had an idea. What if we got a TARDIS core, put it inside the enterprise, and put a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT if you ever needed to jump out to the surface. I think were set.

My GOD man! You've created a MONSTER!

I would find the surviving tau, hijack a tardis, then force matt ward to write the 'nids and necrons out of the fluff, and make the tau way op.


WHAT? I have to survive!

Dude, you have a manta, youre already screaming "FETH YOU!" at the galaxiy

Thor, god of thunder and a nova cannon.

I would probably ask Matt Ward to construct a wargear item for me, as I probably could expect a 1+ inv save and other crazy stuff.

Ask if you can borrow the almighty retcon hammer (no sentient race in the galaxy should be able to beat me).

I'm surprised this is still going!

To stay up to date, I'd bring along William E. Fairbairn. He was among those people who, no matter what he was faced with, could probably figure out a way to kill it.

Crowbar and a long rifle chambered for .338 lapau magnum. I survived the zombie apocalypse with it, I'll die with it by my side.
Oh yeah, and a stolen doomsday ark with twin death rays attached to the side.

I'd introduce them to facebook. Nothing will ever get done after that.

 grimgrimly wrote:
I'd introduce them to facebook. Nothing will ever get done after that.

Oh God, I can't wait to see a Carnifex doing the duckface pose.

A hulk

 Fervor wrote:

 grimgrimly wrote:
I'd introduce them to facebook. Nothing will ever get done after that.

Oh God, I can't wait to see a Carnifex doing the duckface pose.

Meanwhile, the Space Wolf's pictures consist entirely of him with his head in a toilet.

 TermiesInARaider wrote:

 Fervor wrote:

 grimgrimly wrote:
I'd introduce them to facebook. Nothing will ever get done after that.

Oh God, I can't wait to see a Carnifex doing the duckface pose.

Meanwhile, the Space Wolf's pictures consist entirely of him with his head in a toilet.

"What? Abaddon? You need me and the crew to start setting up rebellions in the Calixis sector? Sure-right after I just check my updates..."

"Oh look a new George Takei pic. I wonder what else he has put up?"

[Ten years goes by...]

"Oh... crap!"

I would bring the Angry Birds

My Army. The 91st Experimental Regiment, Imperial Guard.
Alongside thousands of experimental weapons
With plenty of these at the head of the charge. .



NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY! I HAVE A GALAXY TO CONQUER!!

 TermiesInARaider wrote:

Sneaky_Chicken_sal wrote:A plate of hot wings and a beer.

I'd either be : 'Stomped', 'Eaten', Disentegrated', 'Purged', 'Executed', 'Mutated', 'Absorbed', 'Sacrificed', 'Flayed', 'Crushed', 'Enslaved', 'Possesed', 'Poisoned', 'Lobotomized', 'Dismembered', 'Re-Animated', 'Burned Alive', 'Burned Dead', 'Burned in the Afterlife', but not limited to; 'Cleansed', 'Chopped', 'Stabbed', 'Melted', 'Exterminated', 'Plagued', 'Beheaded', 'Seduced', 'Decieved', 'Tortured', 'Made an example of', 'Trampled', and of course the most common way, 'Dying for the Emperor'.

But I would be 'Happy'.

This guy's got it down.

However, I'd have to bring Iron Maiden and Edforce 1. We'll rock them to death.

Better bring Rob Halford and Judas Priest as backup. He can blow the Nids away with his scream.

 phantommaster wrote:

 TermiesInARaider wrote:

Sneaky_Chicken_sal wrote:A plate of hot wings and a beer.

I'd either be : 'Stomped', 'Eaten', Disentegrated', 'Purged', 'Executed', 'Mutated', 'Absorbed', 'Sacrificed', 'Flayed', 'Crushed', 'Enslaved', 'Possesed', 'Poisoned', 'Lobotomized', 'Dismembered', 'Re-Animated', 'Burned Alive', 'Burned Dead', 'Burned in the Afterlife', but not limited to; 'Cleansed', 'Chopped', 'Stabbed', 'Melted', 'Exterminated', 'Plagued', 'Beheaded', 'Seduced', 'Decieved', 'Tortured', 'Made an example of', 'Trampled', and of course the most common way, 'Dying for the Emperor'.

But I would be 'Happy'.

This guy's got it down.

However, I'd have to bring Iron Maiden and Edforce 1. We'll rock them to death.

Better bring Rob Halford and Judas Priest as backup. He can blow the Nids away with his scream.

Shall I pack Ronnie James Dio? Cause he's just the man?

 TermiesInARaider wrote:

 phantommaster wrote:

 TermiesInARaider wrote:

Sneaky_Chicken_sal wrote:A plate of hot wings and a beer.

I'd either be : 'Stomped', 'Eaten', Disentegrated', 'Purged', 'Executed', 'Mutated', 'Absorbed', 'Sacrificed', 'Flayed', 'Crushed', 'Enslaved', 'Possesed', 'Poisoned', 'Lobotomized', 'Dismembered', 'Re-Animated', 'Burned Alive', 'Burned Dead', 'Burned in the Afterlife', but not limited to; 'Cleansed', 'Chopped', 'Stabbed', 'Melted', 'Exterminated', 'Plagued', 'Beheaded', 'Seduced', 'Decieved', 'Tortured', 'Made an example of', 'Trampled', and of course the most common way, 'Dying for the Emperor'.

But I would be 'Happy'.

This guy's got it down.

However, I'd have to bring Iron Maiden and Edforce 1. We'll rock them to death.

Better bring Rob Halford and Judas Priest as backup. He can blow the Nids away with his scream.

Shall I pack Ronnie James Dio? Cause he's just the man?

Why not?

 Engine of War wrote:
My Army. The 91st Experimental Regiment, Imperial Guard.
Alongside thousands of experimental weapons
With plenty of these at the head of the charge. .



NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY! I HAVE A GALAXY TO CONQUER!!

Technically this would never exist seeing as the Mechanicus only knows how to fix and even an STC discovery is normally either corrupted, all but destroyed or missing various basic components that the slowed Mechs can't fix or attempt to replace them with, so sorry to rain on your parade.


On subject though:
I'd bring the divine will of all righteous gods and goddesses and not having that: PANDORA'S BOX! Not even the Tyranids can stand that!

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

Eldrad.

 kronk wrote:
Eldrad.

...What a dick.

Who, me or Eldrad?

A sonic screwdriver.

 kronk wrote:
Who, me or Eldrad?

Eldrad. Its a 1d4chan meme.
But then again, you did bring him...

Anyway, Ozzy Osbourne will join the rock brigade.
The sheer amount of metal awesomeness should be enough to sedate bend Slaanesh to their will.
Or at least create a Chaos God of Metal.

It's a toss up for me;

Clean underwear, because I know that I would poop myself.

or

My Mother-in-law's home cooking because that stuff is foul!

Stalins Mustache

A titan legion

A phial of Ork spores.

Upend it as far from the fighting as possible. Wait a couple of years and WAAAAAGH!!!

Or would that just make things worse? Ah, whatever.

A disguise as Gork.

My own army of Orls XD

Monty Pythons foot

It's pretty straightforward.... I bring a towel. It will help me overcoming bad weather, hunger and nasty xenos like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.