Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you: No adverts like this in the forums anymore. Times and dates in your local timezone. Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance. Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely. Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net. If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

I would bring:
A pen, the tyranid codex and permission from GW to rewrite the codex.

On a more serious note:

Hiding within the ruins of an old city on holy Terra with a bolt-action lasgun with a nice infinite supply of tea and hot water in a very large mug.

If that all fails(which it won't), I have the one thing they dare not attack..........................................................THE A-TEAM.

I choose my mind. You speak of weapons? Nothing in all of existence can compare to the horrors a human mind can conceive.

Marines are stalwart, this is undeniable. However, they are not human. Despite their vaunted emperors prowess, neither was he.

In the end all shall know fear.

A towel.

Bruce Willis. We stand good chance of winning at the last minute whilst being heavily entertained throughout the rest of the ordeal.

Alternatively, a bunch of people that can't run faster than me

Thunderfire Cannon

What would I bring?

A bolter with a single mag and a good friend.



Automatically Appended Next Post:
Firefights are better than rollercoasters.

A stocked up Land Raider, microwave that always has food when it opens, infinite water glass and two 'right out of a ridiculous anime' female co-drivers who individually have the power to create instant ammo, repair damage to the vehicle, and heal wounds. Also a CD player so I can listen to my favorite CD whilst awaiting infinite doom, or what have you. "Me Against the World"

If just some weapons to go out with a bang. A hardwood baseball bat embued with GodPower and some Adrenaline shots. I imagine ten minutes of glory.

A genie. I'd wish for Invincibility, Immortality and Invulnerablity. Then I'd punch my way to victory.

Dr. Who. He beat the Darleks and they could stomp the necrons and Tyranids any day of the week.

We wrote:
Dr. Who. He beat the Darleks and they could stomp the necrons and Tyranids any day of the week.

No he couldn't. Most of strategies revolve around the idea that his enemies are either stupid or reasonable.
He wouldn't last 10 seconds in Wh40k.

Anyway, I would have some sort of device that allows me to phase out. Can't kill what they can't hit.


Automatically Appended Next Post:

 Sir Bushwookie wrote:
I would bring:


If that all fails(which it won't), I have the one thing they dare not attack..........................................................THE A-TEAM.

Hah! Funny thing, in the 4th ed rule book, there's actually an IG modeled after Mr.T.
I am serious. He even has chains.

Judge Dredd, Iron Man, and a combi melta.

the expendables

Hah! Funny thing, in the 4th ed rule book, there's actually an IG modeled after Mr.T.
I am serious. He even has chains.

I must have it. What's he called?
And please tell me there is a Blackadder based model as it would be most excellent.

 Sir Bushwookie wrote:

Hah! Funny thing, in the 4th ed rule book, there's actually an IG modeled after Mr.T.
I am serious. He even has chains.

I must have it. What's he called?
And please tell me there is a Blackadder based model as it would be most excellent.

Kintaro, pg 246.
Sorry, I misremembered a bit. He's not an exact copy, but he's close. He has a gold dogtag, a gold armband, a mohawk (the tiny sort, like what Mr. T has) and a red muscle shirt.

Sadly, there are no Blackadder inspired models that I could think of.
A pity though, because he would make an excellent inquisitor.

goku and kratos. 2 over powered beings that never stay dead. goku can take on the mortal enemies, kratos would go after the gods.

We cannot imagine the awesomeness I foresee,
When we combine every vehicle in this thread using Laggan and Robtechnology,
Add in the Defiant and 'Firefly',
Man the God-ship with every bad ass and/or otherwise insane character in the thread and more,
Captain it with the Irresponsible Captain Tylor,
And give it the power to use the Force and an equal sized Lightsaber.

I'll be there too. I've got 'Whoop Ass' on tap and in unlimited supply. I don't mess with cans or bottles.
Pull up a stool.
"Let's go."

Or maybe the book of creation and a pencil and eraser.

WHY SO MANY CHOICES!?!?!?!?

I could keep going, we all could.

A 2 foot long steel pipe painted lime green with purple letters down the side that say "whoop ass stick"



But in all seriousness the in-universe weapon i'd go for would be a wraithcannon. If you're gonna take on everybody then you need a gun that can take down anything.

The Terminator

EDIT: Or Iron Man

EDIT2: Or The Hulk

 IHateNids wrote:
The Terminator

EDIT: Or Iron Man

EDIT2: Or The Hulk

Definitely the Hulk.
If you become best buds with him, by extension you become best buds with the entire Ork race.
He's like the Ork gods incarnate!

A Vendetta...

I'd bring Ordell Robbie from Jackie Brown.

Sounds like the apocalypse is coming...
Guess I should grab a MIRV experimental launcher, a set of T51-b armour, a case of Nuka Cola, and my trusty pipboy with GNR on the radio.

"Three dog, coming to you live from the middle of a grimdark 40K hellhole! Bringing you the truth, no matter how BAD it hurts."

Hmmm... that is tough.

It is a toss-up between a Twin-linked Lasgun (Just a laser sight addition in the end) or a Boombox.

If those are taken, then I would take John Wayne, he always has insane accuracy of autodeath with infinite ammo.

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

What's that you say? What is is a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT? It's just about the baddest machine out there, it's more powerful than a supernova combined with the Emperor, every Chaos God, and 4 tablets of Ecstasy.

There is no force, material or immaterial, that can stand against it.

Look guys, it's pretty much over, nothing else can compare.

Titan Turbolaser vs CRASSUS = BOOM.

mind bullets....

4 CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTs and an Emperor Titan?

A pair of lightning claws and a jump pack. Might as well go out in style.

Obviously the TARDIS.

David Listers Sock