You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?

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**DiRTWaL**

The Deathless Host wrote:
mind bullets....

That's telekinesis Kyle

**Ledabot**

I just had an idea. What if we got a TARDIS core, put it inside the enterprise, and put a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT if you ever needed to jump out to the surface. I think were set.

**kitch102**

My GOD man! You've created a MONSTER!

**psychadelicmime**

I would find the surviving tau, hijack a tardis, then force matt ward to write the 'nids and necrons out of the fluff, and make the tau way op.

WHAT? I have to survive!

**IHateNids**

Dude, you have a manta, youre already screaming "FETH YOU!" at the galaxiy

**TechMarine1**

Thor, god of thunder and a nova cannon.

**Stoff3**

I would probably ask Matt Ward to construct a wargear item for me, as I probably could expect a 1+ inv save and other crazy stuff.

**TechMarine1**

Ask if you can borrow the almighty retcon hammer (no sentient race in the galaxy should be able to beat me).

**TermiesInARaider**

I'm surprised this is still going!

To stay up to date, I'd bring along William E. Fairbairn. He was among those people who, no matter what he was faced with, could probably figure out a way to kill it.

**Szeras**

Crowbar and a long rifle chambered for .338 lapau magnum. I survived the zombie apocalypse with it, I'll die with it by my side.
Oh yeah, and a stolen doomsday ark with twin death rays attached to the side.

**grimgrimly**

I'd introduce them to facebook. Nothing will ever get done after that.

**Fervor**

grimgrimly wrote:
I'd introduce them to facebook. Nothing will ever get done after that.

Oh God, I can't wait to see a Carnifex doing the duckface pose.

**eni**

A hulk

**TermiesInARaider**

Fervor wrote:
grimgrimly wrote:
I'd introduce them to facebook. Nothing will ever get done after that.

Oh God, I can't wait to see a Carnifex doing the duckface pose.

Meanwhile, the Space Wolf's pictures consist entirely of him with his head in a toilet.

**grimgrimly**

TermiesInARaider wrote:
Fervor wrote:
grimgrimly wrote:
I'd introduce them to facebook. Nothing will ever get done after that.

Oh God, I can't wait to see a Carnifex doing the duckface pose.

Meanwhile, the Space Wolf's pictures consist entirely of him with his head in a toilet.

"What? Abaddon? You need me and the crew to start setting up rebellions in the Calixis sector? Sure-right after I just check my updates..."

"Oh look a new George Takei pic. I wonder what else he has put up?"

[Ten years goes by...]

"Oh... crap!"

**IHateNids**

I would bring the Angry Birds

**Engine of War**

My Army. The 91st Experimental Regiment, Imperial Guard.
Alongside thousands of experimental weapons
With plenty of these at the head of the charge. .

NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY! I HAVE A GALAXY TO CONQUER!!

**phantommaster**

TermiesInARaider wrote:
Sneaky_Chicken_sal wrote:A plate of hot wings and a beer.

I'd either be : 'Stomped', 'Eaten', Disentegrated', 'Purged', 'Executed', 'Mutated', 'Absorbed', 'Sacrificed', 'Flayed', 'Crushed', 'Enslaved', 'Possesed', 'Poisoned', 'Lobotomized', 'Dismembered', 'Re-Animated', 'Burned Alive', 'Burned Dead', 'Burned in the Afterlife', but not limited to; 'Cleansed', 'Chopped', 'Stabbed', 'Melted', 'Exterminated', 'Plagued', 'Beheaded', 'Seduced', 'Decieved', 'Tortured', 'Made an example of', 'Trampled', and of course the most common way, 'Dying for the Emperor'.

But I would be 'Happy'.

This guy's got it down.

However, I'd have to bring Iron Maiden and Edforce 1. We'll rock them to death.

Better bring Rob Halford and Judas Priest as backup. He can blow the Nids away with his scream.

**TermiesInARaider**

phantommaster wrote:
TermiesInARaider wrote:
Sneaky_Chicken_sal wrote:A plate of hot wings and a beer.

I'd either be : 'Stomped', 'Eaten', Disentegrated', 'Purged', 'Executed', 'Mutated', 'Absorbed', 'Sacrificed', 'Flayed', 'Crushed', 'Enslaved', 'Possesed', 'Poisoned', 'Lobotomized', 'Dismembered', 'Re-Animated', 'Burned Alive', 'Burned Dead', 'Burned in the Afterlife', but not limited to; 'Cleansed', 'Chopped', 'Stabbed', 'Melted', 'Exterminated', 'Plagued', 'Beheaded', 'Seduced', 'Decieved', 'Tortured', 'Made an example of', 'Trampled', and of course the most common way, 'Dying for the Emperor'.

But I would be 'Happy'.

This guy's got it down.

However, I'd have to bring Iron Maiden and Edforce 1. We'll rock them to death.

Better bring Rob Halford and Judas Priest as backup. He can blow the Nids away with his scream.

Shall I pack Ronnie James Dio? Cause he's just the man?

**phantommaster**

TermiesInARaider wrote:
phantommaster wrote:
TermiesInARaider wrote:
Sneaky_Chicken_sal wrote:A plate of hot wings and a beer.

I'd either be : 'Stomped', 'Eaten', Disentegrated', 'Purged', 'Executed', 'Mutated', 'Absorbed', 'Sacrificed', 'Flayed', 'Crushed', 'Enslaved', 'Possesed', 'Poisoned', 'Lobotomized', 'Dismembered', 'Re-Animated', 'Burned Alive', 'Burned Dead', 'Burned in the Afterlife', but not limited to; 'Cleansed', 'Chopped', 'Stabbed', 'Melted', 'Exterminated', 'Plagued', 'Beheaded', 'Seduced', 'Decieved', 'Tortured', 'Made an example of', 'Trampled', and of course the most common way, 'Dying for the Emperor'.

But I would be 'Happy'.

This guy's got it down.

However, I'd have to bring Iron Maiden and Edforce 1. We'll rock them to death.

Better bring Rob Halford and Judas Priest as backup. He can blow the Nids away with his scream.

Shall I pack Ronnie James Dio? Cause he's just the man?

Why not?

**Arcani**

Engine of War wrote:
My Army. The 91st Experimental Regiment, Imperial Guard.
Alongside thousands of experimental weapons
With plenty of these at the head of the charge. .

NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY! I HAVE A GALAXY TO CONQUER!!

Technically this would

never exist seeing as the Mechanicus only knows how to fix and even an STC discovery is normally either corrupted, all but destroyed or missing various basic components that the slowed Mechs can't fix or attempt to replace them with, so sorry to rain on your parade.

On subject though:
I'd bring the divine will of all righteous gods and goddesses and not having that: PANDORA'S BOX! Not even the Tyranids can stand that!

**VoidDragon**

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

**kronk**

Eldrad.

**TermiesInARaider**

kronk wrote:
Eldrad.

...What a dick.

**kronk**

Who, me or Eldrad?

**Ezki**

A sonic screwdriver.

**CthuluIsSpy**

kronk wrote:
Who, me or Eldrad?

Eldrad. Its a 1d4chan meme.
But then again, you did bring him...

Anyway, Ozzy Osbourne will join the rock brigade.
The sheer amount of metal awesomeness should be enough to sedate bend Slaanesh to their will.
Or at least create a Chaos God of Metal.

**Bakedbeans**

It's a toss up for me;

Clean underwear, because I know that I would poop myself.

or

My Mother-in-law's home cooking because that stuff is foul!

**necrovamp**

Stalins Mustache

**Myrthan**

A titan legion