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LoneLictor wrote:
Iur_tae_mont wrote:Mary Sue.

Not even all the plot armor from every other source combined can match hers.


I dunno, bringing one Mary Sue wouldn't be enough to fight against the thousands that inhabit the 40k universe.


That's just it. It's not one Mary Sue, it's THE Mary Sue. The First.



 
   
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VoxDei wrote:A towel and a copy of 'Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy"


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i was gonna say chuck norris... looks like im a touch late. oh well....


+1 to chuck norris.

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Mahtamori wrote:A Phantom Titan. And my arbitrary twin sibling, of course.

I find it fun how many will attempt to thwart the hordes of Tyranids by trying to bash them with a small, yet rather pricy, paper booklet.


I loled. And, a Baneblade.

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Mahtamori wrote:A Phantom Titan. And my arbitrary twin sibling, of course.

I find it fun how many will attempt to thwart the hordes of Tyranids by trying to bash them with a small, yet rather pricy, paper booklet.


Want to give up your nids for a demonstration? I'd rather smash them with a book than with a fragile, pricy FW toy.

   
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Zweischneid, I have never seen you post anything that isn't aggressive or condescending, but if I should take you seriously for a second or two I'd say that even the a real Codex would make absolutely no difference. It's still a book (if a bit heavier this time) and a lasgun would be of more use.

I really need to stay away from the 40K forums. 
   
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Also, if nobody covered this already, a BFG9000

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Mahtamori wrote:Zweischneid, I have never seen you post anything that isn't aggressive or condescending, but if I should take you seriously for a second or two I'd say that even the a real Codex would make absolutely no difference. It's still a book (if a bit heavier this time) and a lasgun would be of more use.


Is it? If you were to defend the galaxy from inter-planetary war and invasion, the collected wisdom of someone who has succeeded in galaxy-wide warfare before seems far more useful to me than any single weapon, no matter how weak or powerful.

You find my posts condescending? Well, you would'a been spared the irony by avoiding the obviously condescending, trollish and purposful misreading of taking the "Codex Astartes" as literally a book used to swat things, rather than its content of 10.000 years of military strategems collected by ALL loyalist Space Marines. I just took this intentional slander and ran with it.


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Zweischneid wrote:
Mahtamori wrote:Zweischneid, I have never seen you post anything that isn't aggressive or condescending, but if I should take you seriously for a second or two I'd say that even the a real Codex would make absolutely no difference. It's still a book (if a bit heavier this time) and a lasgun would be of more use.


Is it? If you were to defend the galaxy from inter-planetary war and invasion, the collected wisdom of someone who has succeeded in galaxy-wide warfare before seems far more useful to me than any single weapon, no matter how weak or powerful.

You find my posts condescending? Well, you would'a been spared the irony by avoiding the obviously condescending, trollish and purposful misreading of taking the "Codex Astartes" as literally a book used to swat things, rather than its content of 10.000 years of military strategems collected by ALL loyalist Space Marines. I just took this intentional slander and ran with it.



Since when is "Codex GK" or "Space Wolf Codex" the Codex Astartes? Additionally, how will the collective knowledge as dictated by Guilliman help you as a weapon when you don't have men to command? It's just you and no one else.

I really need to stay away from the 40K forums. 
   
 
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