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enough to care about.
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Many pages will come...
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after these first eleven
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Post by: The Wise Dane
The legendary Eleven Pages.
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Post by: CREEEEEEEEED
Then there's the twelfth
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Post by: JamesGang
Bring me more pages!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: snurl
They'll be along soon.
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Post by: JamesGang
I cannot wait long
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Post by: Happyjew
Soon my friend. Soon.
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You won't have to.
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Post by: JamesGang
Welcome the ______ back!
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Post by: snurl
_____________ is with us!
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Post by: JamesGang
I _________ love this!
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Post by: snurl
___________ loves this too.
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Post by: JamesGang
Drop a beat yo!
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Post by: Happyjew
Wicky wicky wicky wicky
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Techno Techno ______ Techno
Techno Techno ______ Techno
Techno Techno ______ Techno
Techno Techno ______ Techno
Techno Techno ______ Techno
Techno Techno ______ Techno
Techno Techno ______ Techno
Techno Techno ______ Techno
Techno Techno ______ Techno
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Four words only please.
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Post by: JamesGang
My that was bizarre!
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Post by: JamesGang
It's only a model
1
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Post by: Happyjew
I need....a shrubbery!
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Post by: JamesGang
April 10 on Kickstarter!
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Post by: Happyjew
What choo talkin' 'bout?
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Post by: JamesGang
Studio miniatures April 10th!
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Post by: JamesGang
Medieval version Z-clipz Kickstarter
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Post by: snurl
Lets go to Camelot!
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Post by: The Wise Dane
We're getting too silly!
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'tis a silly place.
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Post by: JamesGang
Nothing silly here citizen!
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Post by: JamesGang
Off topic: that Kickstarter is studio miniatures 2nd and is based on a zombie outbreak attacking a renaissance faire in modern times. However the figures can be used for whatever you wish.
Back on track fool!
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Post by: The Wise Dane
That's some weird stuff.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Yep. Very weird stuff.
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Post by: CREEEEEEEEED
But fething awesome models.
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Post by: JamesGang
Hot dog diggity dog!
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Post by: Happyjew
We got to twelve.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
It's a party now!
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Post by: snurl
Nobody expects the inquisition.
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Post by: JamesGang
I expect couch dances!
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Post by: The Wise Dane
Dancing on the roof!
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Post by: JamesGang
Free beer and wings!
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Post by: snurl
Sounds like a deal.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
Drinking while flying, then?
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Lets go try it!
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Post by: JamesGang
Hotdog water horse hiccups
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Post by: snurl
This thread is awesome.
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Post by: JamesGang
It's better than awesome
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Post by: snurl
It is simply fabulous.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
So bad it's good.
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Post by: snurl
And good for you!
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Post by: JamesGang
I WON THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: The Wise Dane
Nobody wins the game!
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Post by: Happyjew
I've lost the game.
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Post by: snurl
The game goes on.
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Post by: JamesGang
The game is afoot
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Post by: The Wise Dane
Why not a-hand, though?
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Post by: snurl
It just doesn't sing.
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Post by: JamesGang
That is just dumb
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Post by: snurl
Got a better phrase?
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Post by: Verviedi
We are weird people.
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Post by: JamesGang
Not weird like him!
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Post by: The Wise Dane
Englishman in New York...
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Post by: CREEEEEEEEED
Oh is it now?
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Post by: snurl
Bullets won't stop them.
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Post by: JamesGang
They have flabby skin
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Post by: The Wise Dane
I am so confused.
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Post by: snurl
The mission is completed.
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Post by: Happyjew
Then we are done.
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Post by: snurl
This thread will live.
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Post by: JamesGang
On and on and........
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Post by: snurl
On and on and
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Post by: JamesGang
Did you just sneeze?
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Post by: snurl
Must've been the wind.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
Or a sneaky adventurer.
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Post by: JamesGang
I scratch my horse
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Post by: snurl
I ready my grenades.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
I polish my blade.
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Post by: snurl
What about second breakfast?
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Post by: Happyjew
There is no time.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
What about third, then?
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Post by: Happyjew
No, we must lunch!
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Post by: snurl
I start a fire.
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Post by: Happyjew
I slice some bacon.
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Post by: JamesGang
I open a can
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Post by: Happyjew
I tap a keg.
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Post by: snurl
Roll for cooking proficiency.
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Post by: Happyjew
I got a 1 
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Post by: snurl
You screw up bad.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
I suddenly became vegan.
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Post by: snurl
A very wise decision.
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Post by: JamesGang
My cooking dexterity is....
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Post by: snurl
A prime attribute for
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Post by: JamesGang
Riding boats & hoes!
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Post by: snurl
Riding Boats? You jest.
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Post by: JamesGang
California......knows how to
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Post by: snurl
fill boats with hoes.
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Post by: JamesGang
In the city of
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Post by: Happyjew
angels on the bay.
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Post by: JamesGang
Mean on or by?
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Post by: snurl
In bay next quake.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
Non-american just sitting here...
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Post by: Happyjew
Nerf wars are fun.
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Post by: snurl
Did the Nerfs win?
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Post by: JamesGang
The red team did.
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Post by: Happyjew
The red team cheated.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
Spy stole the intelligence!
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Post by: snurl
I shot the sheriff.
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Post by: JamesGang
In his banana hammock.
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Post by: snurl
Right where it counted.
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Post by: JamesGang
When needed the most.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
He was true hero.
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Post by: JamesGang
I have crab legs!
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Post by: Happyjew
Hit 'em with shampoo.
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Post by: JamesGang
Throw me a bone!
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Post by: The Wise Dane
Eat them with mayonnaise.
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Post by: snurl
They're better in butter.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
BUTTER IS THE BEST.
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Post by: snurl
Shampoo ruins the flavor.
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Post by: JamesGang
On Coolio's fantastic voyage...
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Post by: snurl
to the Forbidden Planet,
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Earth, the forbidden planet.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
THE CREATOR HAS RETURNED
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
WITH A MIGHTY VENGANCE
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Post by: JamesGang
WHERE WAS MY WARNING!
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I just saw it
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Post by: The Wise Dane
You've been long gone.
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Post by: JamesGang
Can't don't wasn't won't
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Post by: snurl
Back from the dead.
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Post by: JamesGang
Mouse in the kitchen!
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Post by: snurl
You need a cat.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
You always need cats.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Which I have five
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Post by: snurl
Thats one badass mouse.
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Post by: Happyjew
His name is Mortimer.
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Post by: snurl
He is their king.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
And I'm their superior
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Post by: Happyjew
You mean their inferior.
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Post by: JamesGang
Perhaps you meant posterior?
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Post by: snurl
(He wears Mickey Ears)
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Post by: JamesGang
His dog has worms.
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Post by: snurl
His worms have dog.
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Post by: JamesGang
I walked the dog.
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Post by: snurl
I worked all night.
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Post by: JamesGang
I banged your mom
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Post by: JamesGang
No, it is untrue.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
That doesn't suprise me.
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Post by: JamesGang
It was his dad.
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Post by: snurl
You're sick. They're dead.
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Post by: JamesGang
It is indeed sad
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Post by: snurl
But he probably would.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
And he probably could
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Post by: The Wise Dane
Question is: Should he?
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Post by: JamesGang
Yes, he definitely should!
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Post by: snurl
I don't think so.
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Post by: Happyjew
Why the heck not?
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Post by: JamesGang
Because it's not right
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Not right for what?
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Post by: snurl
Not for this thread.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Hey rick! Your sick!
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Post by: snurl
Sick as a dog.
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Post by: JamesGang
THIS IS ......what? Oh.
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Post by: snurl
I have no clue.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
About rick being sick.
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Post by: Happyjew
Hoping Rick feels better.
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Post by: JamesGang
Bad news, Rick died.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
YAY!!!!!!!!! RICK SANTORUM DIED!!!!!!!!
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Post by: snurl
And the masses cheer!
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Post by: JamesGang
What have I done?!
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Post by: snurl
All that you could.
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Post by: JamesGang
I tried, i did.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
Knowing me, knowing you...
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What else could happen?
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Nothing else could happen
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Post by: JamesGang
I ate four waffles
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Were they very good?
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Post by: JamesGang
Yes, quite. None left.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Perfect. What's going on?
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Post by: The Wise Dane
He ate some waffles.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Yeah, so? We know.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
That's what's going on.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Oh. Now I see
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Post by: snurl
Our top story tonight......
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Post by: Happyjew
happyjew has come back.
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Post by: snurl
Was he gone long?
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Post by: Happyjew
Just a few pages.
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Post by: snurl
We should all celebrate.
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Post by: JamesGang
Yes! Drinks all around!
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
*gulp gulp gulp gulp*
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Post by: Happyjew
Chug! Chug! Chug! Stop!
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
*drink drink drink drink*
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Post by: snurl
All hale the king!
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Hear me. HEAR ME!
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Post by: snurl
Why not, it's fun.
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Post by: JamesGang
I think that's silly
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Post by: snurl
To each, his own.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Oh my. The Borg!
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Post by: snurl
Have you been asimilated?
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
No. I got away.
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Or so it seems.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Wait, what you sayin'?
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Post by: The Wise Dane
I like Reapers better.
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Post by: JamesGang
Not Star Trek again...
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Post by: Happyjew
How about Star Wars?
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Or a knockdown blow.
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Post by: JamesGang
Star Wars is fine.
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Post by: JamesGang
The first trilogy only
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Post by: JamesGang
And not special editions
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Ok. Star wars's fine.
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Post by: snurl
Is there another trilogy?
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Post by: The Wise Dane
I like all six...
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Good to hear that.
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Post by: snurl
There is only one.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Only one what, snurl?
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Post by: snurl
Original Star Wars trilogy.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
You mispelled sixtology, yo.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Sixtology? What's a sixtology?
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Post by: The Wise Dane
It's two times trilogy.
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Post by: snurl
And far less quality.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Thanks for clarifying that.
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Post by: sing your life
Sadly it has come.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Sadly what has come?
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Post by: snurl
The lawn mowing season?
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Post by: JamesGang
A new red hat?
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Post by: snurl
Time to wash dishes?
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Post by: Happyjew
A broken flux capacitor?
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Post by: snurl
Maybe its a suprise.
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Post by: JamesGang
It's your kids, Marty!
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Post by: Happyjew
This is heavy, Doc.
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Post by: snurl
Its only a movie.
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Post by: CREEEEEEEEED
How can you know?
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Cause we know, dude
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Post by: CREEEEEEEEED
But how can you?
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Post by: snurl
You just wouldn't understand.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
We know everything, dude.
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Post by: snurl
Flat footballs get fines.
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Post by: JamesGang
And quarterbacks get suspended.
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Post by: Happyjew
And every one cheers.
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Post by: snurl
As well they should.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Post by: snurl
The cheering soon stopped.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
And then started again
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Post by: snurl
But no one cared.
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Post by: JamesGang
It is so old
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Post by: snurl
How old is it?
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Post by: The Wise Dane
I'm back, what's happening?
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Post by: sing your life
I have no idea!!!
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Post by: snurl
Train wreck in Philly.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Is that really important?
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Post by: snurl
Only if on train.
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Post by: Tigramans
B-but I like trains!
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Post by: snurl
Not when they crash.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Or when they thrash.
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Post by: snurl
Then they just stop.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
The warp core breaches
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Post by: snurl
And then they sing
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
When the Voyager exploded.
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Post by: JamesGang
I live near Philly
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Post by: snurl
Hey, so do I.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
The island of Nunya.
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Post by: snurl
Is not the place.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
For a race of
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Post by: snurl
knuckle-dragging orc gitz
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
With loads of snazzgunz.
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Post by: Eadartri
But, if painted red
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Post by: JamesGang
We can all cheer!
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Post by: JamesGang
South jersey is hot
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Post by: Eadartri
by the Black Atlantic,
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Post by: snurl
Where beach dwellers go.
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Post by: JamesGang
On a Saturday afternoon.
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Post by: The Wise Dane
This is still going?
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
On a monday afternoon. 
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Post by: snurl
Scattered chance of Tuesday.
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Post by: Happyjew
Only when it's funny.
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Post by: JamesGang
Delivery day is Wednesday
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Post by: snurl
Can't wait until then!
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Post by: JamesGang
I know, me either!
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Post by: snurl
What will be arriving?
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Post by: JamesGang
Horns of the buffalo!
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Post by: snurl
You bought Buffalo horns?
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Yes. Yes he did.
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Post by: JamesGang
Warlord games collectors set!
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Is completley unrelated to
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Post by: JamesGang
Buying some buffalo horns
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Post by: snurl
from a shady website.
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Post by: Eadartri
Unlike Dakka Dakka certainly.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Makes absolutley no sense
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Post by: Eadartri
Chapter Two: Sensible Candidates
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Post by: JamesGang
Obviously not concerning us.
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Post by: snurl
Martini-Henrey not included.
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Post by: JamesGang
What a great weapon!
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Post by: snurl
Twelve shots per minute.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Is very good ammo.
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Post by: snurl
For a single-shot.
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Post by: JamesGang
Breech loading rifled weapon
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Is really fething awesome
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Post by: JamesGang
"Usuthu!" They yelled wildly.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Without realizing the meaning.
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Post by: snurl
We can only speculate.
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Post by: JamesGang
Kharn stole the meaning.
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Post by: JamesGang
I really despise 40k
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