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a dark shadowy figure
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wielding a potato gun
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on a holy mission
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to destroy your mother
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Post by: snurl
before she sings again.
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Way on back in
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the slum called Texas
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where the cattle roam
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Post by: ChargerIIC
in the deep caves,
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
where the inbred hillbillies
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Post by: snurl
only speak in hushed
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Post by: gruebot
Imperial Gothic and worship
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
Ann Coulter's Adam's apple
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like as if it
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was a stone head
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of a Moai statue
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Post by: snurl
on some freakin' island.
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Post by: gruebot
Today Paul Manafort will
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
have forced prison sex
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Post by: snurl
unless he can escape
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
by disguising himself as
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a broken toaster oven
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
and sold as scrap.
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Post by: snurl
What would you do
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Post by: gruebot
for a Klondike Bar?
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
While shaving grandma's back
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Post by: snurl
with a sharp chainsaw,
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Post by: gruebot
in the barn like
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
whole generations of Kardashians
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Post by: snurl
, one must remember to
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use kerosene to prepare
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Post by: snurl
a warm welcome for
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
subhuman talentless instagram celebrities
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Post by: snurl
who dared to enter
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Post by: gruebot
the Walmart sporting goods
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
in search of a
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Post by: snurl
set of bicycle seatbelts.
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Post by: gruebot
Joe Rogan and your
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
high school guidance counselor
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Post by: snurl
hid all the bodies
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Post by: gruebot
in Tom Segura's mom's
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
fantasy bondage love dungeon
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Post by: snurl
by painting them pink.
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
The gods of Chaos
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Post by: snurl
formed a metal band
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Post by: gruebot
called Bolt Thrower and
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Post by: snurl
rocked so loud that
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Games Workshop started making
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Post by: snurl
anything they could possibly
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Sell to the United
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
States legions of headbangers
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Post by: snurl
before they caught on
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
and defiled those who
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Post by: snurl
would kiss the glove.
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Post by: gruebot
Six sided dice are
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
approved by Stan Lee
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Post by: snurl
for use in all
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Post by: gruebot
competitive hot dog eating
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
and weightlifting Magic tournaments
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Post by: snurl
when they are required.
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Post by: gruebot
California wildfires raging across
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
Trading organs for miniatures
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Post by: snurl
may have smoke damage
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Post by: gruebot
and not make sense
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Post by: snurl
but there it is
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
the longest sentence ever.
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Post by: snurl
In the future, there
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
will be flatulence medication
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Post by: snurl
to combat those afflicted
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
by evil space fumes
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Post by: snurl
like those around Uranus.
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Post by: gruebot
Jamal Kashoggi was last
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
seen writing about Trump
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Post by: snurl
and his 40K army
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Post by: ChargerIIC
Compared to Hillary Clinton's
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Post by: gruebot
Grot Rebels and Squig
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Post by: snurl
Hoppers. He noted that
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Post by: ChargerIIC
his Manly Man Marines
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Post by: gruebot
were painted hot pink
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
and hotly debated online
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Post by: snurl
because of possible ties
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Post by: gruebot
to Stormy Daniels and
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Post by: ChargerIIC
to secret eldar kitbashes
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Post by: snurl
done late at night
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Post by: gruebot
while drinking buckets of
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
that tasty Steel Reserve
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Post by: snurl
we know so well.
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Post by: gruebot
Mickey's malt liquor and
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Post by: snurl
MD 20/20 make a
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
good mix for driving
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Post by: BigWaaagh
your rider lawn mower
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Post by: snurl
through the car wash
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Post by: gruebot
in Albuquerque while listening
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Post by: snurl
for your mom calling
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
her latest boy toy
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Post by: snurl
a spiritual growth instructor.
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Post by: gruebot
Bagwan Shree Rajneesh and
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
Keith Richards live-in nurse
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Post by: snurl
really knew how to
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
jam on the accordion
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Post by: gruebot
at karaoke nights down
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Post by: snurl
by the Ganjes river.
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
Meanwhile, on Vigilus the
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Post by: snurl
Supreme Commandant had just
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Post by: gruebot
made love to a
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Post by: ChargerIIC
Ork bred Genestealer Warrior
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Post by: snurl
because she came on
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Post by: gruebot
to the planet with
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Post by: snurl
with those faraway eyes.
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Post by: BigWaaagh
Planetary obliteration isn't really
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Post by: gruebot
a viable option considering
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Post by: snurl
You'd need a permit.
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Post by: gruebot
Interesting fact, Games Workshop
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Post by: snurl
accidentally sued itself over
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Post by: Techpriestsupport
violating Asimov's copyrights on
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Post by: gruebot
space marine jockstraps and
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Post by: snurl
various shoulder pad insignia.
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
Malifaux players are being
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Post by: Techpriestsupport
eaten by savage ducks
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Post by: snurl
with big gnarly teeth
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
and winning card flips
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Post by: Techpriestsupport
but terrible dice rolls
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
causing many player suicides
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Post by: Techpriestsupport
According to jack chick.
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Post by: snurl
With a new year
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Post by: gruebot
comes a new type
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Post by: snurl
of table top gaming
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Post by: gruebot
played using bananas to
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Post by: snurl
lure your opponent into
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Post by: StormX
The dungeon of darkness
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Post by: snurl
where they may encounter
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Post by: StormX
Donald trumps biggest enemys
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Post by: snurl
or wall-building wizards
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Post by: StormX
But he does not
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Post by: Techpriestsupport
Have the brains to
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Post by: StormX
Drink salty hot water
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Post by: snurl
while making up excuses.
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Post by: Techpriestsupport
Suddenly, Rouboute Guilleman said
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Post by: StormX
One plus one equals
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
two Craftworld porta potties
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Post by: gruebot
filled to the brim
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Post by: StormX
with great smelling flowers
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Post by: Techpriestsupport
Because eldar don't sh-t.
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Post by: StormX
so i went off
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Post by: snurl
of my meds again
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Post by: gruebot
after getting bored with
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
not having any hallucinations
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Post by: Techpriestsupport
For Nearly an hour.
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Post by: ChargerIIC
Then I turned on
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Post by: snurl
to some groovy mushrooms
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Post by: gruebot
with Joe Rogan and
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
watched Wrath of Khan
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Post by: snurl
backwards while cranking Zeppelin
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Post by: gruebot
on a vintage gramophone
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Post by: snurl
that laughed at us.
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
Meanwhile, on Holy Terra
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Post by: snurl
a gathering of interplanetary
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Post by: StormX
Creatures with large eyes
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Post by: snurl
and other odd appendages
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Post by: StormX
Greeted us with frowns
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Post by: snurl
from ten thousand lips.
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Post by: gruebot
Speaking of lips, the
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Post by: StormX
Creatures did'nt have any
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Post by: snurl
outer lips, but their
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Post by: ChargerIIC
Political Contributions were a
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Post by: gruebot
bulging, plump, juicy, overstuffed
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
cookbook called To Serve
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Post by: snurl
Humans.
The point is
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Post by: ChargerIIC
lost throughout eons of
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Post by: gruebot
the Age of Strife.
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
You too can have
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Post by: snurl
fresh fries in minutes
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Post by: gruebot
if your willing to
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
pay 26 installments of
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Post by: snurl
$9.95 to Acme Gadgets
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Post by: StormX
and 10 cents extra
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Post by: snurl
for shipping and handling.
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Post by: gruebot
Jervis Johnson was recently
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
badly sexually harassed by
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Post by: snurl
rabid GW fan girls
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Post by: gruebot
in roller skates because
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
game designers are slow
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Post by: snurl
to catch on to
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Post by: gruebot
growing trends in the
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
world outside their hovels
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Post by: snurl
without the proper motivation.
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Post by: gruebot
Speaking of motivation, Covington
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
was voted most inbred
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Post by: snurl
ever to remember his
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Post by: gruebot
racist uncle as having
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Post by: snurl
been there when he
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Post by: gruebot
shot the sheriff of
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Post by: snurl
a native american town.
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Post by: gruebot
Meanwhile back in Arkansas
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Post by: snurl
it was so cold
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Post by: gruebot
that your mom decided
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Post by: snurl
to make a snowman
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Post by: pix3lboy
out of her own
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Post by: BigWaaagh
dandruff, but it didn't
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Post by: snurl
take long to realise
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Post by: gruebot
there were cockroaches and
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Post by: snurl
other vermin to be
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
eaten in the local
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Post by: snurl
place where everybody goes
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
to receive the blessings
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Post by: pix3lboy
of the almighty goat
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Post by: gruebot
boy who likes to
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Post by: snurl
chew up the furniture.
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Post by: BigWaaagh
I prefer Czech pilsners
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Post by: snurl
to any drinkable brew
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Post by: pix3lboy
because it's cheaper than
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Post by: snurl
stuff anyone else likes.
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Post by: gruebot
The Las Vegas Open
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Post by: pix3lboy
Was the liveliest event
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Post by: snurl
ever in recorded history
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Post by: pix3lboy
Until the fire started
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Post by: snurl
beneath the seventh fairway
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Post by: gruebot
which melted all the
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Post by: snurl
news cameras and equipment
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Post by: ChargerIIC
and stranded all the
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Post by: snurl
pretty ladies in shorts
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Post by: pix3lboy
who only wanted to
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Post by: snurl
get Tiger's autograph on
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Post by: BigWaaagh
a Vegas marriage license.
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Post by: snurl
What in tarnation is
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
sensitivity training for orks
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Post by: snurl
and why do we
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Post by: BigWaaagh
feel the need to
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Post by: snurl
scream WAAAAUGH! every time
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
we have bowel movements
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Post by: pix3lboy
while standing over a
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
dead Warmachine Hordes player
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Post by: snurl
and his nerdy pals.
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Post by: sing your life
Now that's just disgusting .
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
A bird in hand
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Post by: snurl
will eventually crap there
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Post by: sing your life
,that's how Mafia works.
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
The Necronomicon was written
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Post by: snurl
in a time when
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Post by: gruebot
screwing dead people was
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Post by: pix3lboy
not frowned upon, but
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
exalted as a virtue
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Post by: snurl
for those who could
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Post by: pix3lboy
wave their arms while
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Post by: snurl
watching them fall apart.
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
Noise marines favorite music
10104
Post by: snurl
is the sound of
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Post by: skonis
painfully loud heavy metal
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Post by: snurl
in the key of
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Post by: snurl
In the key of
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Post by: gruebot
every Deadmau5 song while
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Post by: snurl
chainsaws roar in the
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
deadly nightmare mosh pits
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Post by: snurl
where garbage cans are
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Post by: gruebot
used as armor and
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Post by: snurl
winds of limbo roar.
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Post by: gruebot
Deep fried twinkies and
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Post by: snurl
slabs of fresh bacon
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
are given to vegans
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Post by: snurl
while they are asleep
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Post by: BigWaaagh
and dreaming of organic
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
bamboo unicycles and shampoo.
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Post by: Togusa
some fish can see
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Post by: snurl
what happens when snacks
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
from the dollar store
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Post by: Togusa
get confiscated by the
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Post by: snurl
other fish, who suddenly
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
control all internet forums
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Post by: snurl
in an orgy of
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
fishlike aquatic malevolent destruction
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Post by: snurl
with life-like hair.
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
Those playing this game
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Post by: snurl
should never even consider
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
telling anyone about it
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Post by: snurl
, because some things are
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
better left hidden like
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Post by: sing your life
the skeletons in my
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Post by: snurl
wife's special china cupboard.
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
Wives across the world
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Post by: snurl
will never consent to
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
a national adultery day
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Post by: snurl
so take advantage of
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Post by: sing your life
your girlfriends instead I
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Post by: snurl
just may visit yours
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Post by: sing your life
For just a cup
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Post by: snurl
of sugar lumps and
78313
Post by: BigWaaagh
a good crossword puzzle.
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Post by: snurl
There was no doubt
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
that Slayer's final tour
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Post by: SKR.HH
will really be the
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
place where juggalos die
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Post by: DeathKorp_Rider
but are still happy.
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Post by: snurl
In the near future
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Post by: Lupus Mortem
the Humongous will rule
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Post by: SKR.HH
over the whole mankind.
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Post by: snurl
But until then, we
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