Hello,
In my case it was fairly recent, we had the scars of something release, and I was building a ampitheater. As I was doing this I heard wierd grunts coming from the front, so walking around the corner I see one of our regulars hitting himself in the throat , and turning a strange color of red. I put down my tools and was going to ask huim what was going on but he attacked the store owner, in a sort of slaping motion. I told him to stop, he didn't so I then asked the owner to step out of the way and put him in a choke and escorted him out. He was banned after this. Now I want to hear your stories, I am used to theft and such as I have seen that alot (sadly). So things other than that
Seen a boy play who when ever the opponent said he was going to do something he would reply "WELL I'M GOING TO DO (Insert action here)"
Eventually his opponent beat him but he was so enraged because he thought he had won - he had deep striked his termis into the right position and had just destroyed 2 tanks. After a few seconds of watching his face get brighter he threw his dice at the opponent, packed up and left.
His opponent just laughed and said cool, free dice then challenged the next guy.
I haven't seen many bad games at all, just the ones when people go through me before the match because my models are not WYSIWYG. I mean I do make a point of asking if it is okay to use them well in advance if they challenge me outside of a gaming area.
Hello,
In my case it was fairly recent, we had the scars of something release, and I was building a ampitheater. As I was doing this I heard wierd grunts coming from the front, so walking around the corner I see one of our regulars hitting himself in the throat , and turning a strange color of red. I put down my tools and was going to ask huim what was going on but he attacked the store owner, in a sort of slaping motion. I told him to stop, he didn't so I then asked the owner to step out of the way and put him in a choke and escorted him out. He was banned after this. Now I want to hear your stories, I am used to theft and such as I have seen that alot (sadly). So things other than that
A kid I played PUNCHED my terminators off the board and smashed them with a rulebook after I explained why my PFID's his Ethreal. I was kinda tired, and they were AOBR so I said whatever. I the explain to him what happens if an Ethreal dies, he (not joking here) picks up his Ethreal and screams "WHY DO YOU SUCK???". The kid left the store with his tau still set up. We left it like that for a day, and whenever someone would come in, we would yell at the Ethreal. Funn stuff.
WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing? I'm more likely to go into a fit of laughing when I make a crappy role than to get mad about it. (In fact i've never really gotten mad about it, just frustrated).
Like when me and a friend were playing a tiny game of 40k, both of us SM, and I killed his dreadnought and absolutely nothing else the entire game. He killed all of my models, even when I tried assaulting in a last desperate effort, I killed none of his models. The two armies were identical. I can't believe how horribly I rolled. It was pretty hilarious.
But seriously, some kids just need to friggin cool it. And who the hell would leave their Tau army on the table, anyway? Idiot.
GalacticDefender wrote:WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing?
These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise. They give the kids everything, send them to the public school system that shelter them from being "losers," and when they finally actually get to do something competitive, like play a game outside of their padded rooms and actually lose, they don't know how to handle being a loser.
Hence the comical explosions of childish rage that will well suit them for their adult lives.
GalacticDefender wrote:WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing?
These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise. They give the kids everything, send them to the public school system that shelter them from being "losers," and when they finally actually get to do something competitive, like play a game outside of their padded rooms and actually lose, they don't know how to handle being a loser.
Hence the comical explosions of childish rage that will well suit them for their adult lives.
GalacticDefender wrote:WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing?
These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise. They give the kids everything, send them to the public school system that shelter them from being "losers," and when they finally actually get to do something competitive, like play a game outside of their padded rooms and actually lose, they don't know how to handle being a loser.
Hence the comical explosions of childish rage that will well suit them for their adult lives.
Pretty subjective post there.
Okay...how about kids are not mature and therefore will act immature at times when they are frustrated.
GalacticDefender wrote:WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing?
These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise. They give the kids everything, send them to the public school system that shelter them from being "losers," and when they finally actually get to do something competitive, like play a game outside of their padded rooms and actually lose, they don't know how to handle being a loser.
Hence the comical explosions of childish rage that will well suit them for their adult lives.
Pretty subjective post there.
That's what all you liberals say about us Conservatives having opinions! Quit trying to shift the blame on us it's your fault for ruining society!
GalacticDefender wrote:WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing?
These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise. They give the kids everything, send them to the public school system that shelter them from being "losers," and when they finally actually get to do something competitive, like play a game outside of their padded rooms and actually lose, they don't know how to handle being a loser.
Hence the comical explosions of childish rage that will well suit them for their adult lives.
Pretty subjective post there.
That's what all you liberals say about us Conservatives having opinions! Quit trying to shift the blame on us it's your fault for ruining society!
I hereby distance myself from Cheesecat for being too Conservative and withdraw my support for him for the "Best Cat Made of Cheese of the Month" award.
GalacticDefender wrote:WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing?
These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise. They give the kids everything, send them to the public school system that shelter them from being "losers," and when they finally actually get to do something competitive, like play a game outside of their padded rooms and actually lose, they don't know how to handle being a loser.
Hence the comical explosions of childish rage that will well suit them for their adult lives.
Pretty subjective post there.
That's what all you liberals say about us Conservatives having opinions! Quit trying to shift the blame on us it's your fault for ruining society!
One time this one guy started painting his plasma cannon like a place on a women he would never see.... Her face! BOOM!
No i'm joking.
No the worst thing thats happened was that some guy that i was facing started swearing and crying because I kill his mephiston with instant death weapons. He punched my librarian and broke it. I looked him straight in the eye "Do you really wanna f--k with me? Hey kid, you lost. Stop crying and become a man and grow a pair!"
And the kid was never seen again. That has to be the best reason why i hate Blood Angel players these days.....
syanticraven wrote:That would be true if I was a Liberal.
Hey, remember UK conservative = US OMGCOMMIE D:
But yes....
chowderhead13 wrote: I the explain to him what happens if an Ethreal dies, he (not joking here) picks up his Ethreal and screams "WHY DO YOU SUCK???".
Hey, I've shouted that at my Guardsmen before when I'm taking them off the board in the handful. (Or when I remove my Manticore after it's gotten killed by a hail of lascannons..... ) Of course, I'm doing it in a joking manner....I'm guessing this kid was literally pissed at his Ethereal?
There was a lad called Jordan who played when I first got into GW about 12 years ago. He was the archetypal Annoying Game Store Child.
He ran around, barely painted his models, picked up and broke other peoples' and kicked off when his Space Wolves didn't win everything.
After a while, when he broke a nice, kind customer's Leman Russ tank by dropping it, the staff told him he was banned from the store for a month and should take the time to think about his behaviour.
Well, Jordan wasn't having this. He ran to the modeling table to enact some sort of bitter revenge. Sadly there was naught to destroy.
But look! Paints! So Jordan reaches for a pot of Ultramarines Blue and flips the cap. Everyone steps back, fearing the pigment will fly. And then...
...he drinks it.
No, I don't know why, either. But he laughs, and runs for the door, through a sea of people frozen into inaction through confusion.
He get to the door and falters, stumbles. "I..... I don't feel well...."
We watch in silence as he staggers a few steps and clutches his stomach. He looks for a bin to throw up in. He finds none. Which leads to one of the most surreal moments of my life.
I watch a young lad sobbing quietly as he throws up blue-tainted vomit and bitter bile time and time again into the slot of an unfortunate Royal Mail postbox.
Asherian Command wrote:I looked him straight in the eye "Do you really wanna f--k with me punk?Well do ya? Go ahead, make my day.
And the kid was never seen again.
Much better version of your story. Its a story right?
I actually dont have any insane things like any of those posted. And the youngest member of our group is my nephew, and hes a ripe old 10. Jesus what is wrong with people these days.
GalacticDefender wrote:WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing?
These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise. They give the kids everything, send them to the public school system that shelter them from being "losers," and when they finally actually get to do something competitive, like play a game outside of their padded rooms and actually lose, they don't know how to handle being a loser.
Hence the comical explosions of childish rage that will well suit them for their adult lives.
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I'm a liberal. So are my friends. No Liberal I know acts this way. And what is bad about wanting to help the environment? Why do so many people make uneducated remarks about Liberalism? Your description sounded more like one of those conservative mothers who drives a huge gas guzzling SUV and stops at McDonalds everyday to feed their fat children chemically altered chicken parts(minus the hippy part). Kids that get whatever they want are hardly ever Liberal.
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MasterDRD wrote:This thread was full of win before it got ruined by CONSERVATIVES.
Hah! Nice! That post filled me with at least some hope for the world.
Shadowbrand wrote:Gailbrathe. Calm down you are scaring the children.
Don't you tell me to calm down, you calm down, get off my backyoucowarHATHATEHATEHATEFASCISTCONSERVATIVESBLAMEMEBLAMETHEVICTIMARGGHGHfjkfhghfdjsafdgldvcasdlvb. . .
G-Day was probably the most inappropriate thing I've seen a gamer do on the interwebz.
This thread got really serious, really fast. I can only presume that Cheesecat's outburst was supposed to be ironic. If it wasn't... it was extra ironic.
The most inappropriate thing I've seen was a skinny red headed 14-year-old kid (male) with hair down to his arse making out with his pudgy and pink-dyed-haired girlfriend (who was also actually male) on the opposite side of the table I was playing on. I rarely speak of it but that's just it. I'm still confused.
Shadowbrand wrote: ^ Dude you just gave me a raging stiffy.
I did not need to know that.....Really. I didn't. =Grabs brain bleach=
But....oh Holy Emperor, G-baby is BACK!?! Sound the alarm! Evacuate the women and children! All men, grab your lasguns and move to the barricades! We must destroy him before it's too late!
Miraclefish wrote:There was a lad called Jordan who played when I first got into GW about 12 years ago. He was the archetypal Annoying Game Store Child.
....
But look! Paints! So Jordan reaches for a pot of Ultramarines Blue and flips the cap. Everyone steps back, fearing the pigment will fly. And then...
OMG!!! I haven't heard anything this funny in a long time!
I laughed so hard I had an asthma attack, and scared my husband
Apocalypse game, Hector rex kicked butt, killed the deamon prince and everything. The player using the prince picked it up, and threw the whole thing at my hector rex model.
Metal Vs Resin.
Guess what won. Even so, the DP was pretty wrecked as well, the kid got kicked out of the store for a month, and I got the DP model as compensation. He came back after a month, refused to play ANY games at all, citing my *heartlessness*.
The other one was a gamer throwing a full tub of frozen coke over someone's newly painted Leman russ. Really stupid thing to do and banned everyone from drinking instore for a month or so.
FINALLY, there's the WAAC's story. Guy was playing BA planetstrike army, CC all the way during a campaign. After 3 games, they swapped the rules, and he totally switched armies mid-campaign. Goes to a IG tank army. Gets destroyed by another gamer.
Pulls a knife, and everyone freezes, even the staff. The guy goes and starts cutting himself deep. Bloods gushing everywhere, and the guys obviously losing a lot of blood. Staff member runs to the phone and rings an ambulance. The guys on the floor now, pale and clammy. Paramedics check him, and take him to hospital.
Doctadeth wrote:Apocalypse game, Hector rex kicked butt, killed the deamon prince and everything. The player using the prince picked it up, and threw the whole thing at my hector rex model.
Metal Vs Resin.
Guess what won. Even so, the DP was pretty wrecked as well, the kid got kicked out of the store for a month, and I got the DP model as compensation. He came back after a month, refused to play ANY games at all, citing my *heartlessness*.
The other one was a gamer throwing a full tub of frozen coke over someone's newly painted Leman russ. Really stupid thing to do and banned everyone from drinking instore for a month or so.
FINALLY, there's the WAAC's story. Guy was playing BA planetstrike army, CC all the way during a campaign. After 3 games, they swapped the rules, and he totally switched armies mid-campaign. Goes to a IG tank army. Gets destroyed by another gamer.
Pulls a knife, and everyone freezes, even the staff. The guy goes and starts cutting himself deep. Bloods gushing everywhere, and the guys obviously losing a lot of blood. Staff member runs to the phone and rings an ambulance. The guys on the floor now, pale and clammy. Paramedics check him, and take him to hospital.
That knife guy must be insane or a really bad loser.
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Doctadeth wrote:Apocalypse game, Hector rex kicked butt, killed the deamon prince and everything. The player using the prince picked it up, and threw the whole thing at my hector rex model.
Metal Vs Resin.
Guess what won. Even so, the DP was pretty wrecked as well, the kid got kicked out of the store for a month, and I got the DP model as compensation. He came back after a month, refused to play ANY games at all, citing my *heartlessness*.
The other one was a gamer throwing a full tub of frozen coke over someone's newly painted Leman russ. Really stupid thing to do and banned everyone from drinking instore for a month or so.
FINALLY, there's the WAAC's story. Guy was playing BA planetstrike army, CC all the way during a campaign. After 3 games, they swapped the rules, and he totally switched armies mid-campaign. Goes to a IG tank army. Gets destroyed by another gamer.
Pulls a knife, and everyone freezes, even the staff. The guy goes and starts cutting himself deep. Bloods gushing everywhere, and the guys obviously losing a lot of blood. Staff member runs to the phone and rings an ambulance. The guys on the floor now, pale and clammy. Paramedics check him, and take him to hospital.
That knife guy must be insane or a really bad loser.
Aren't really bad losers at least a little insane?
We were hanging out with the owner of our FLGS in the store, watching videos on the laptop. He showed us what AMV Hell was! And then showed us AMV Hell 0... Hilarious, but disturbing......yet disturbing. Even worse, someone in the store asked "Does anybody else have an erection?"
The person that asked this was me.
I feel I should note that we weren't really upset about this, it was all pretty funny, but considering general LGS atmosphere in general, I think it fits here.
Miraclefish wrote:There was a lad called Jordan who played when I first got into GW about 12 years ago. He was the archetypal Annoying Game Store Child.
He ran around, barely painted his models, picked up and broke other peoples' and kicked off when his Space Wolves didn't win everything.
After a while, when he broke a nice, kind customer's Leman Russ tank by dropping it, the staff told him he was banned from the store for a month and should take the time to think about his behaviour.
Well, Jordan wasn't having this. He ran to the modeling table to enact some sort of bitter revenge. Sadly there was naught to destroy.
But look! Paints! So Jordan reaches for a pot of Ultramarines Blue and flips the cap. Everyone steps back, fearing the pigment will fly. And then...
...he drinks it.
No, I don't know why, either. But he laughs, and runs for the door, through a sea of people frozen into inaction through confusion.
He get to the door and falters, stumbles. "I..... I don't feel well...."
We watch in silence as he staggers a few steps and clutches his stomach. He looks for a bin to throw up in. He finds none. Which leads to one of the most surreal moments of my life.
I watch a young lad sobbing quietly as he throws up blue-tainted vomit and bitter bile time and time again into the slot of an unfortunate Royal Mail postbox.
Then his mum came to collect him.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Sir, as a Marine currently deployed to Pakistan I must extend my sincere thanks for this brilliantly hilarious moment, you've made my day LMAO!
Doctadeth wrote:
FINALLY, there's the WAAC's story. Guy was playing BA planetstrike army, CC all the way during a campaign. After 3 games, they swapped the rules, and he totally switched armies mid-campaign. Goes to a IG tank army. Gets destroyed by another gamer.
Pulls a knife, and everyone freezes, even the staff. The guy goes and starts cutting himself deep. Bloods gushing everywhere, and the guys obviously losing a lot of blood. Staff member runs to the phone and rings an ambulance. The guys on the floor now, pale and clammy. Paramedics check him, and take him to hospital.
Wow, I've heard of people attacking their opponents when they lose, but cutting themself? I think you just won the thread, but we'll see.
Miraclefish wrote:There was a lad called Jordan who played when I first got into GW about 12 years ago. He was the archetypal Annoying Game Store Child.
He ran around, barely painted his models, picked up and broke other peoples' and kicked off when his Space Wolves didn't win everything.
After a while, when he broke a nice, kind customer's Leman Russ tank by dropping it, the staff told him he was banned from the store for a month and should take the time to think about his behaviour.
Well, Jordan wasn't having this. He ran to the modeling table to enact some sort of bitter revenge. Sadly there was naught to destroy.
But look! Paints! So Jordan reaches for a pot of Ultramarines Blue and flips the cap. Everyone steps back, fearing the pigment will fly. And then...
...he drinks it.
No, I don't know why, either. But he laughs, and runs for the door, through a sea of people frozen into inaction through confusion.
He get to the door and falters, stumbles. "I..... I don't feel well...."
We watch in silence as he staggers a few steps and clutches his stomach. He looks for a bin to throw up in. He finds none. Which leads to one of the most surreal moments of my life.
I watch a young lad sobbing quietly as he throws up blue-tainted vomit and bitter bile time and time again into the slot of an unfortunate Royal Mail postbox.
A dude i played with a long time ago would pick his nose and wipe it on the table. He wasnt blatently obvious about it, i.e. digging out a fresh one and setting it smack down in fron of your tac squad, but if he thought no one was looking, he'd mine as fast as he could and clean his finger off on the edge of the table. Truely disgusting, but he was my friend so i'd pretend not to notice... that often lol. Had to call him on it every once in a while, just to keep him in line lol
I once had a flaky donkey-cave walk away in the middle of a game as if he'd all of a sudden forgotten that he was playing 40K, just to go buy a board game. He returned to the table and announced to me, as if I wouldn't mind "My buddies and me wanna play this board game, so could you make this quick?"
I finished slaughtering his guard with my Orks that round and then took a looonnnggg time putting my gak away.
chowderhead13 wrote: I the explain to him what happens if an Ethreal dies, he (not joking here) picks up his Ethreal and screams "WHY DO YOU SUCK???".
To be fair, that is a perfectly valid question . I find it particularly amusing that in the Tau Codex Aun'Va is said the wield the "Paradox of Duality" which is said to house "incalculable" power... but it does almost nothing... so I guess the PoD is quite calculable after all... .
To stay on topic: I have seen more than one player get frustrated enough with the failure of a roll that they toss the offending miniature across the room, shattering it ... I can say that while I've been tempted to take such an action on occasion, I have never actually gotten that mad.
Was in a gaming store once, hear somebody shout "FRAKKING TANK!" (He actually said frak, which I thought was awesome.) Cue said tank flying across the room and impacting the front display window, shattering. Right in front of this woman who had come to the store to see if 40k was an ok game for her son to be playing. Bits of Leman Russ all over the floor isn't a good way to encourage somebody that the game is ok for kids. The guy who threw the tank very quickly realized what he had done, and goes to pick up the tank pieces. Of course, he can't find them all, so he gets pissed off even more and just dumps it all in the trash. About an hour later, after this same guy had flattened several more of his models with the rulebook, somebody digs though the trash, gets out the tank bits, and using some of his own bits, assembles a Leman Russ. Right away angry guy wants it, it is "his" tank after all. He gets a "no" as the guy who assembled it puts it in his bag and leaves.
The angry guy goes "FRAK YOU!" (Again, he actually says "frak") and goes back to his table, ignoring the stares, and finishes his game. He then puts all his assembled models away and leaves, leaving the models he smashed on the table. Somebody takes them, but he doesn't come back.
Was another time where a guy lost his HQ, I don't remember what it was, so he goes out to his truck, comes back with a carpenters hammer, and beats the model into a pulp. Then he gets upset and starts crying because he just ruined his best model. One of the other guys bought him a new one.
There was a guy who took a piss into a bottle while he was sitting at the arts and crafts table. He picks the worst possible time to do it, too. It got really quiet for some reason, and then everyone hears the unmistakable sound of liquid under pressure hitting plastic, and the pungent odor of urine fills the room. Then he pulls up this bottle of piss and puts it on the table, acting like nothing happened.
Agrinja wrote:Not to derail, but what actually happens when an Ethereal dies? Does the whole army come apart?
Pretty much yeah. All the Tau have to take a morale test and if they fail they run away, if they pass they have Preferred Enemy (iirc as I can't find my Tau book right now).
The Ethereal is not that hard to kill either.
Wow, that does suck. Nothing to go berserk over, but that does suck pretty hardcore. People take these....why?
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Flaming_Spider wrote:Was in a gaming store once, hear somebody shout "FRAKKING TANK!" (He actually said frak, which I thought was awesome.) Cue said tank flying across the room and impacting the front display window, shattering. Right in front of this woman who had come to the store to see if 40k was an ok game for her son to be playing. Bits of Leman Russ all over the floor isn't a good way to encourage somebody that the game is ok for kids. The guy who threw the tank very quickly realized what he had done, and goes to pick up the tank pieces. Of course, he can't find them all, so he gets pissed off even more and just dumps it all in the trash. About an hour later, after this same guy had flattened several more of his models with the rulebook, somebody digs though the trash, gets out the tank bits, and using some of his own bits, assembles a Leman Russ. Right away angry guy wants it, it is "his" tank after all. He gets a "no" as the guy who assembled it puts it in his bag and leaves.
The angry guy goes "FRAK YOU!" (Again, he actually says "frak") and goes back to his table, ignoring the stares, and finishes his game. He then puts all his assembled models away and leaves, leaving the models he smashed on the table. Somebody takes them, but he doesn't come back.
Was another time where a guy lost his HQ, I don't remember what it was, so he goes out to his truck, comes back with a carpenters hammer, and beats the model into a pulp. Then he gets upset and starts crying because he just ruined his best model. One of the other guys bought him a new one.
There was a guy who took a piss into a bottle while he was sitting at the arts and crafts table. He picks the worst possible time to do it, too. It got really quiet for some reason, and then everyone hears the unmistakable sound of liquid under pressure hitting plastic, and the pungent odor of urine fills the room. Then he pulls up this bottle of piss and puts it on the table, acting like nothing happened.
I never went to this game store again.
There's a best possible time to relieve yourself into a bottle at a painting table?!
There's a best possible time to relieve yourself into a bottle at a painting table?!
Well YA! You know when its noisy and people cant hear it. Im surprised he actually put it on the table though.
I make fun of my brother, because once we were in a rather large instance in Lineage2, and he had to piss REALLY bad. So rather then run upstairs to his bathroom, he just walks into the kitchen (right next to his computer) and pisses in the sink instead
To this day, if he has to goto the bathroom Ill shout "sure, just dont piss in my sink ya?"
There's a best possible time to relieve yourself into a bottle at a painting table?!
Well YA! You know when its noisy and people cant hear it. Im surprised he actually put it on the table though.
I make fun of my brother, because once we were in a rather large instance in Lineage2, and he had to piss REALLY bad. So rather then run upstairs to his bathroom, he just walks into the kitchen (right next to his computer) and pisses in the sink instead
To this day, if he has to goto the bathroom Ill shout "sure, just dont piss in my sink ya?"
Asherian Command wrote:I looked him straight in the eye "Do you really wanna f--k with me punk?Well do ya? Go ahead, make my day.
And the kid was never seen again.
Much better version of your story. Its a story right?
I actually dont have any insane things like any of those posted. And the youngest member of our group is my nephew, and hes a ripe old 10. Jesus what is wrong with people these days.
Lol Opps. Well I didn't kill him. I just gave him the angry Eye. And the kid quit playing the hobby. And I haven't seen him since.
Wolf wrote:More a question of, how long have you got till you reach that stage of madness
When you start urinating in bottles or in the sink because you are too engrossed in ............
This thread makes me sad.
Don't be sad. Embrace the nutjobs! They give even the megadorks someone to look down upon and pity. You very well could be the sort of nerd who on a daily basis makes references to I dunno, Yu-Gi-Oh, but no matter what, you can always say.....I'm not the bottlepiss guy.
Doctadeth wrote:FINALLY, there's the WAAC's story. Guy was playing BA planetstrike army, CC all the way during a campaign. After 3 games, they swapped the rules, and he totally switched armies mid-campaign. Goes to a IG tank army. Gets destroyed by another gamer.
Pulls a knife, and everyone freezes, even the staff. The guy goes and starts cutting himself deep. Bloods gushing everywhere, and the guys obviously losing a lot of blood. Staff member runs to the phone and rings an ambulance. The guys on the floor now, pale and clammy. Paramedics check him, and take him to hospital.
i feel terrible for saying this but.....
Spoiler:
blood for the blood god??
my story is one of those rule debate stories
two guys were arguing about the void grenade and how you just pick that 400 point HQ off the board
it escalated up to the point where they were shouting at each other
then, one of the players shouted "YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW IT REMOVES YOUR MARINES?!? THIS IS HOW IT REMOVES YOUR MARINES!!!" and promptly swept his arm across the table, carrying his opponents models and most of the terrain on to the floor
he left all his models there, (a nice 4000pt BA force) and marched out of the store
he's never showed up ever again
there's now a well painted army in the display case
It surprises me the number of people who leave their armies at the store when they get pissed off. I mean, I'd never even consider leaving behind a single model, and if I've got a few THOUSAND points of models on the board, I sincerely can't imagine just leaving the whole army out on the board. It's too much money.
ChrisWWII wrote:It surprises me the number of people who leave their armies at the store when they get pissed off. I mean, I'd never even consider leaving behind a single model, and if I've got a few THOUSAND points of models on the board, I sincerely can't imagine just leaving the whole army out on the board. It's too much money.
I agree completely. Doesn't matter how pissed off I am, I would never leave behind this stuff I've spend hundreds of dollars and months of time on.
I was playing a very fat man who had his big gut poking out from under his shirt, and it was about level with the table so as we played i was constantly looking at it. Eventually i snapped and told him if he didnt cover up i would go get an ice pick, scale his mountainous gut and stab him in the face.
This was a local gaming club so they just told me to relax outside till he left.
Wow, these are really crazy stories. All I've ever seen is the standard temper-tantrums and empty threats to quit the game. Plus, the occasional really awkward guy making totally inappropriate comments to a woman, thinking he's being funny.
Dude, what is the deal with gamers and women? I've been in stores where a girl walks in, not even a particularly good looking one, and everything just stops. No joke. And the hushed whispers, "Wait, they're real?" "I know man, I thought they only existed in porn movies!"
And these are grown men. I mean, I know everyone is different, but is it that hard to say even just hello?
rubiksnoob wrote:Dude, what is the deal with gamers and women? I've been in stores where a girl walks in, not even a particularly good looking one, and everything just stops. No joke. And the hushed whispers, "Wait, they're real?" "I know man, I thought they only existed in porn movies!"
And these are grown men. I mean, I know everyone is different, but is it that hard to say even just hello?
Crazy gamers
Even the hello option can be kinda creepy. A large group of gamers all ignoring each other, focusing on their game. Suddenly a woman walks in and everyone smiles and is super polite to her. It's just as creepy.
rubiksnoob wrote:Dude, what is the deal with gamers and women? I've been in stores where a girl walks in, not even a particularly good looking one, and everything just stops. No joke. And the hushed whispers, "Wait, they're real?" "I know man, I thought they only existed in porn movies!"
And these are grown men. I mean, I know everyone is different, but is it that hard to say even just hello?
Crazy gamers
Even the hello option can be kinda creepy. A large group of gamers all ignoring each other, focusing on their game. Suddenly a woman walks in and everyone smiles and is super polite to her. It's just as creepy.
Yeah, I just find weird how the majority of the gamers i've met lose all conciousness of what is or is not socially acceptable when a woman walks in. Seriously.
Hell yes, seconded that. I've got a really good female friend who wants to get into the game, but I'm almost worried about taking her in at this point. =Crosses fingers and hopes she doesn't freak and run away=
I think a big problem of it is awkward gamers confusing being polite with flirting. when a girl walks in, to try and prove they "don't like her" they'll either act like an donkey-cave or ignore her in a super awkward and obvious manner. And again, these are grown men. I thought people stopped acting like that in like 5th grade?
But the absolute worse is a gamer trying to be funny in front of a girl. . . it's painful.
I am just lucky my gaming society and anime society have a lot of females in them. I hate it when you are in an area and everyone around you drops everything to talk to one female.
Its quite rude when you are talking to someone and they walk away just to ogle someone elses GF, I mean sure you can go talk to anyone you damn well please but how about they say something and not just disappear while we are in the middle of a convo or game. I mean I've seen all sorts of things been done just to impress a female and most of them are stupid.
I personally try to treat girls watching like I would anyone else. If its someone who doesn't play the game, I'll ask them if they want to know more about what's going on, and just basically chat them up. It seems to have been working quite well ...of course, I don't stop paying attention to the game, I just try to explain to them what I/my opponent am/is doing. Most of the time they actually are interested....
Soorry I gotta ask. Does punching metal miniatures hurt? I mean all these kids do it, and I swear it'd sting like buggery to punch a mini as spiky as say, abaddon.
ghosty wrote:Soorry I gotta ask. Does punching metal miniatures hurt? I mean all these kids do it, and I swear it'd sting like buggery to punch a mini as spiky as say, abaddon.
I assume it hurts like a son without married parents if you get a corner.
Although it is something to try, just not on my Dark Eldar.
ChaosGalvatron wrote:I was playing a very fat man who had his big gut poking out from under his shirt, and it was about level with the table so as we played i was constantly looking at it. Eventually i snapped and told him if he didnt cover up i would go get an ice pick, scale his mountainous gut and stab him in the face.
This was a local gaming club so they just told me to relax outside till he left.
Does seeing a bit of skin really deserve that much of an overreaction?
While that's a little bit of an overreaction, I can at least see his point. If you're gonna go out in public, you gotta show up clean, and with an appearance that suggests you still give a feth about yourself. If you're a heavy person, wear a bigger shirt.
Agrinja wrote:While that's a little bit of an overreaction, I can at least see his point. If you're gonna go out in public, you gotta show up clean, and with an appearance that suggests you still give a feth about yourself. If you're a heavy person, wear a bigger shirt.
I don't know, seeing a bit of flesh doesn't bother me then again someone could come in completely nude and I wouldn't care, I think people should be proud of there bodies and be
allowed to show them off if they want too. Feth the only reasons I'm not a nudist is because it's way too taboo of a subject for people, plus it's too cold in the winter (I really hate
clothes shopping can never find anything in my size or style). Also people sometimes come across as if the person is more disgusted by the person being fat than there actual dressing.
Cheesecat wrote:
clothes shopping can never find anything in my size or style). Also people sometimes come across as if the person is more disgusted by the person being fat than there actual dressing.
Turn that fat man into a Chesty blonde wearing a low cut top that always bends over at 90 or more degree angles just to measure stuff and I swear he would be wanting to stab something else in her instead.
Cheesecat wrote:
clothes shopping can never find anything in my size or style). Also people sometimes come across as if the person is more disgusted by the person being fat than there actual dressing.
Turn that fat man into a Chesty blonde wearing a low cut top that always bends over at 90 or more degree angles just to measure stuff and I swear he would be wanting to stab something else in her instead.
Except for the blonde part, that sounds like my art class. But yeah it does sound like he's grossed out by obesity, I could understand if the guy reeked of BO or if he had a
horrid personality but a bit of belly showing is nothing to fret over. I have several overweight friends who have the hanging gut problem, but it honestly doesn't bother or sicken me.
It's not necessarily sickening as something that's easily correctable. Then again, I was always raised to have a set of standards of how to dress in public, so I find a lot of fashions and people a bit weird when I go out and see people in a social situation where they're not wearing a belt and letting their pants hang below their ass, or they don't seem to realize that they grew out of a t-shirt a thousand burgers ago, or they don't understand that a baby blue leisure suit and work boots aren't appropriate funeral attire.
Agrinja wrote:It's not necessarily sickening as something that's easily correctable. Then again, I was always raised to have a set of standards of how to dress in public, so I find a lot of fashions and people a bit weird when I go out and see people in a social situation where they're not wearing a belt and letting their pants hang below their ass, or they don't seem to realize that they grew out of a t-shirt a thousand burgers ago, or they don't understand that a baby blue leisure suit and work boots aren't appropriate funeral attire.
You're right, a blue leisure suit and work boots are FAR too formal for a funeral; it's unacceptable to attend a funeral in anything less than full-on clown gear: face paint, red rubber squeaky-nose and all!
That last example actually happened sad to say at my Gramma's funeral. Cousin Jimmy ain't right. Even stranger, he brought a native american. Not like, a guy who is native american...I mean, this guy was -really- native american, to the point that in my head before I found out his name, I was thinking of him as "Chief." I mean, we're talking full traditional regalia. The entire time everybody is wondering who the hell this guy is. Best we could tell was that Jimmy had brought him. Was a nice guy. Apparently served in Vietnam. Upon seeing those little octopus things at a cheap chinese buffet's sushi bar, he commented to me "I ate some weird things in 'nam but never anything like that..."
speaking of belts and pants below asses....
one of the members of our club hass the plumber problem
we want to all pitch in and give him a belt (or at least a length of rope) it is that bad
AND IT IS ALWAYS THERE!!
Many moons ago, I used to frequent a gaming store on the other side of the globe. Now, I am a WFB player, 40K be damned (especially after the extermination of the Squats - which was my 40K army back in the Rogue Trader days, and first two or three weeks of 2nd ed.), and every other Saturday I would bring out the Khornate Army of Dark Glory and liberally dish out punishment to all those foolish enough to set up their childishly painted armies of the week. The locale not being a 'GW' offered many gamers a place to partake in their own vein of nerdom from Warhammer to Yu-gi-Oh. On one Saturday there was some card tournament related to anime and I remember that amongst the 440 lb neckbearded virgins there was one small asian girl. She was somewhat attractive and seemed really out of place at the gaming store, but she was there for this card game tourney and I am sure all of my fellow nerds noticed her.
Whilst spraying my opponents with my 23 chromosomes of righteous khornate victory, I noticed the out of place female tourney player wander into the 'toilet of doom'. Now, this is a toilet frequented by overweight processed meat silo type gaming males. Basically, it was a toilet from a horror movie that if there was any type of toilet paper present that was a miracle. I really felt sad for her for the time she actually had to spend in there (my wife wouldn't actually go into the store), but she emerged in the true spirit of the words of Nietzsche about that which doesn't kill, only makes one stronger.
None of this is inappropriate, but I just thought I'd drop this nugget out there.
Agrinja wrote:It's not necessarily sickening as something that's easily correctable. Then again, I was always raised to have a set of standards of how to dress in public, so I find a lot of fashions and people a bit weird when I go out and see people in a social situation where they're not wearing a belt and letting their pants hang below their ass, or they don't seem to realize that they grew out of a t-shirt a thousand burgers ago, or they don't understand that a baby blue leisure suit and work boots aren't appropriate funeral attire.
I try not to judge people by there unsightly appearance but instead by there personality, mind you if I have to go somewhere formal I dress appropriately and expect others to do so as well. I'll admit the low-rider jeans thing does look ridiculous.
I once showed up to an open tourney at my FLGS juuuust hammered. Now, sometimes, depending on what got me drunk, I can hide it well. This was one of those times. I actually managed to narrowly beat my first opponent, more due to luck and the fact that this was his first 'real' game. However, about 10 minutes into my second game, I guess I fell asleep in my chair, because when I woke up, my minis were packed up for me, my opponent had moved on, and the tourney was almost over.
Thanks in large part to the fact that I'm a very clean and friendly drunk, the store owner (who thankfully is also a buddy of mine) took this in good humour. I'm more humiliated about the part where I apparently started snoring (loudly), but other than that I'd say things weren't too bad
rubiksnoob wrote:I think a big problem of it is awkward gamers confusing being polite with flirting. when a girl walks in, to try and prove they "don't like her" they'll either act like an donkey-cave or ignore her in a super awkward and obvious manner. And again, these are grown men. I thought people stopped acting like that in like 5th grade?
But the absolute worse is a gamer trying to be funny in front of a girl. . . it's painful.
Oh god isnt it though. But I think that makes for some of the best stories.
rubiksnoob wrote:I think a big problem of it is awkward gamers confusing being polite with flirting. when a girl walks in, to try and prove they "don't like her" they'll either act like an donkey-cave or ignore her in a super awkward and obvious manner. And again, these are grown men. I thought people stopped acting like that in like 5th grade?
But the absolute worse is a gamer trying to be funny in front of a girl. . . it's painful.
Oh god isnt it though. But I think that makes for some of the best stories.
rubiksnoob wrote:I think a big problem of it is awkward gamers confusing being polite with flirting. when a girl walks in, to try and prove they "don't like her" they'll either act like an donkey-cave or ignore her in a super awkward and obvious manner. And again, these are grown men. I thought people stopped acting like that in like 5th grade?
But the absolute worse is a gamer trying to be funny in front of a girl. . . it's painful.
Oh god isnt it though. But I think that makes for some of the best stories.
rubiksnoob wrote:I think a big problem of it is awkward gamers confusing being polite with flirting. when a girl walks in, to try and prove they "don't like her" they'll either act like an donkey-cave or ignore her in a super awkward and obvious manner. And again, these are grown men. I thought people stopped acting like that in like 5th grade?
But the absolute worse is a gamer trying to be funny in front of a girl. . . it's painful.
Oh god isnt it though. But I think that makes for some of the best stories.
rubiksnoob wrote:I think a big problem of it is awkward gamers confusing being polite with flirting. when a girl walks in, to try and prove they "don't like her" they'll either act like an donkey-cave or ignore her in a super awkward and obvious manner. And again, these are grown men. I thought people stopped acting like that in like 5th grade?
But the absolute worse is a gamer trying to be funny in front of a girl. . . it's painful.
Oh god isnt it though. But I think that makes for some of the best stories.
Its Fething hilarious when they fail XD
NOT IF IT WAS YOU
3 days ago, I had a girlfriend. Note Had. She found the box of Orks and Space Marines under my bed. The rest is very awkward. She said it was best if we stayed friends. We were dating less than 72 hours. Alright!
I was just kidding, Im a goofball, I dont have those moments. The best I remember is a guy trying to joke about rowing a boat (Ive no idea why, dont even TRY to ask) and it started trailing off saying "stroke......stroke.........stroke.......*small chuckle + sigh* oooookaaay" I literally started to piss myself I was laughing so hard. It was great
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KingCracker wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
rubiksnoob wrote:I think a big problem of it is awkward gamers confusing being polite with flirting. when a girl walks in, to try and prove they "don't like her" they'll either act like an donkey-cave or ignore her in a super awkward and obvious manner. And again, these are grown men. I thought people stopped acting like that in like 5th grade?
But the absolute worse is a gamer trying to be funny in front of a girl. . . it's painful.
Oh god isnt it though. But I think that makes for some of the best stories.
Its Fething hilarious when they fail XD
NOT IF IT WAS YOU
3 days ago, I had a girlfriend. Note Had. She found the box of Orks and Space Marines under my bed. The rest is very awkward. She said it was best if we stayed friends. We were dating less than 72 hours. Alright!
HEY! Thats a good thing. Not enough time to catch an STD amirite?
KingCracker wrote:I was just kidding, Im a goofball, I dont have those moments. The best I remember is a guy trying to joke about rowing a boat (Ive no idea why, dont even TRY to ask) and it started trailing off saying "stroke......stroke.........stroke.......*small chuckle + sigh* oooookaaay" I literally started to piss myself I was laughing so hard. It was great
I started laughing so freaking hard at that. My eyes are watering.
rubiksnoob wrote:I think a big problem of it is awkward gamers confusing being polite with flirting. when a girl walks in, to try and prove they "don't like her" they'll either act like an donkey-cave or ignore her in a super awkward and obvious manner. And again, these are grown men. I thought people stopped acting like that in like 5th grade?
But the absolute worse is a gamer trying to be funny in front of a girl. . . it's painful.
Oh god isnt it though. But I think that makes for some of the best stories.
Its Fething hilarious when they fail XD
NOT IF IT WAS YOU
3 days ago, I had a girlfriend. Note Had. She found the box of Orks and Space Marines under my bed. The rest is very awkward. She said it was best if we stayed friends. We were dating less than 72 hours. Alright!
Wow, when my husband and I started to date, I made it very clear that he had to START gaming. He still sucks at RPG's (my fav) but he loves minis... dork
rubiksnoob wrote:I think a big problem of it is awkward gamers confusing being polite with flirting. when a girl walks in, to try and prove they "don't like her" they'll either act like an donkey-cave or ignore her in a super awkward and obvious manner. And again, these are grown men. I thought people stopped acting like that in like 5th grade?
But the absolute worse is a gamer trying to be funny in front of a girl. . . it's painful.
Oh god isnt it though. But I think that makes for some of the best stories.
Its Fething hilarious when they fail XD
NOT IF IT WAS YOU
3 days ago, I had a girlfriend. Note Had. She found the box of Orks and Space Marines under my bed. The rest is very awkward. She said it was best if we stayed friends. We were dating less than 72 hours. Alright!
Wow, when my husband and I started to date, I made it very clear that he had to START gaming. He still sucks at RPG's (my fav) but he loves minis... dork
This is a woman here folks.
Seriously if they are really into you, playing with miniatures wont scare them away. My wife saw mine and said "oh those are cool, what are they?"
KingCracker wrote:I was just kidding, Im a goofball, I dont have those moments. The best I remember is a guy trying to joke about rowing a boat (Ive no idea why, dont even TRY to ask) and it started trailing off saying "stroke......stroke.........stroke.......*small chuckle + sigh* oooookaaay" I literally started to piss myself I was laughing so hard. It was great
I started laughing so freaking hard at that. My eyes are watering.
The best part was he was joking with a woman. I mean the look on her face was why I peed myself. Yea my son wants these little soldier guys? and then the boat story
KingCracker wrote:I was just kidding, Im a goofball, I dont have those moments. The best I remember is a guy trying to joke about rowing a boat (Ive no idea why, dont even TRY to ask) and it started trailing off saying "stroke......stroke.........stroke.......*small chuckle + sigh* oooookaaay" I literally started to piss myself I was laughing so hard. It was great
I started laughing so freaking hard at that. My eyes are watering.
The best part was he was joking with a woman. I mean the look on her face was why I peed myself. Yea my son wants these little soldier guys? and then the boat story
That makes even Funnier LOL! Just what I need before i'm going to a party XD
rubiksnoob wrote:I think a big problem of it is awkward gamers confusing being polite with flirting. when a girl walks in, to try and prove they "don't like her" they'll either act like an donkey-cave or ignore her in a super awkward and obvious manner. And again, these are grown men. I thought people stopped acting like that in like 5th grade?
But the absolute worse is a gamer trying to be funny in front of a girl. . . it's painful.
Oh god isnt it though. But I think that makes for some of the best stories.
Its Fething hilarious when they fail XD
NOT IF IT WAS YOU
3 days ago, I had a girlfriend. Note Had. She found the box of Orks and Space Marines under my bed. The rest is very awkward. She said it was best if we stayed friends. We were dating less than 72 hours. Alright!
Wow, when my husband and I started to date, I made it very clear that he had to START gaming. He still sucks at RPG's (my fav) but he loves minis... dork
Is your husband a 14-year-old popular drama geek? I hit it big, and lost it all. along with $120 in bets. And she was my first girlfriend. Like I said last time, ALRIGHT!
The 72 hour story has got to suck.....I guess I've been extremely lucky with gamer girls. One's reaction to me shouting: "FOR THE EMPEROR!" was 'Do you play 40k? Want to explain the background to me? It sounds awesome, but my 40k friends won't explain it to me. Say it's too complicated.'
My current 'girl i am going out with' (she won't call herself my girlfriend yet for some odd reason) reaction? "Oh my god, that's awesome. Say, can you show me how to paint those? It looks cool."
I feel incredibly lucky right now when it comes to gamer girls....
ChrisWWII wrote:The 72 hour story has got to suck.....I guess I've been extremely lucky with gamer girls. One's reaction to me shouting: "FOR THE EMPEROR!" was 'Do you play 40k? Want to explain the background to me? It sounds awesome, but my 40k friends won't explain it to me. Say it's too complicated.'
My current 'girl i am going out with' (she won't call herself my girlfriend yet for some odd reason) reaction? "Oh my god, that's awesome. Say, can you show me how to paint those? It looks cool."
I feel incredibly lucky right now when it comes to gamer girls....
I would suggest you get to the bottom of that 'odd' reason before you go saying you are lucky lol.
rubiksnoob wrote:I think a big problem of it is awkward gamers confusing being polite with flirting. when a girl walks in, to try and prove they "don't like her" they'll either act like an donkey-cave or ignore her in a super awkward and obvious manner. And again, these are grown men. I thought people stopped acting like that in like 5th grade?
But the absolute worse is a gamer trying to be funny in front of a girl. . . it's painful.
Oh god isnt it though. But I think that makes for some of the best stories.
Its Fething hilarious when they fail XD
NOT IF IT WAS YOU
3 days ago, I had a girlfriend. Note Had. She found the box of Orks and Space Marines under my bed. The rest is very awkward. She said it was best if we stayed friends. We were dating less than 72 hours. Alright!
Dude, she's not worth your time if she dumped you over something you have as a hobby.
rubiksnoob wrote:I think a big problem of it is awkward gamers confusing being polite with flirting. when a girl walks in, to try and prove they "don't like her" they'll either act like an donkey-cave or ignore her in a super awkward and obvious manner. And again, these are grown men. I thought people stopped acting like that in like 5th grade?
But the absolute worse is a gamer trying to be funny in front of a girl. . . it's painful.
Oh god isnt it though. But I think that makes for some of the best stories.
Its Fething hilarious when they fail XD
NOT IF IT WAS YOU
3 days ago, I had a girlfriend. Note Had. She found the box of Orks and Space Marines under my bed. The rest is very awkward. She said it was best if we stayed friends. We were dating less than 72 hours. Alright!
Dude, she's not worth your time if she dumped you over something you have as a hobby.
rubiksnoob wrote:I think a big problem of it is awkward gamers confusing being polite with flirting. when a girl walks in, to try and prove they "don't like her" they'll either act like an donkey-cave or ignore her in a super awkward and obvious manner. And again, these are grown men. I thought people stopped acting like that in like 5th grade?
But the absolute worse is a gamer trying to be funny in front of a girl. . . it's painful.
Oh god isnt it though. But I think that makes for some of the best stories.
Its Fething hilarious when they fail XD
NOT IF IT WAS YOU
3 days ago, I had a girlfriend. Note Had. She found the box of Orks and Space Marines under my bed. The rest is very awkward. She said it was best if we stayed friends. We were dating less than 72 hours. Alright!
Dude, she's not worth your time if she dumped you over something you have as a hobby.
rubiksnoob wrote:I think a big problem of it is awkward gamers confusing being polite with flirting. when a girl walks in, to try and prove they "don't like her" they'll either act like an donkey-cave or ignore her in a super awkward and obvious manner. And again, these are grown men. I thought people stopped acting like that in like 5th grade?
But the absolute worse is a gamer trying to be funny in front of a girl. . . it's painful.
Oh god isnt it though. But I think that makes for some of the best stories.
Its Fething hilarious when they fail XD
NOT IF IT WAS YOU
3 days ago, I had a girlfriend. Note Had. She found the box of Orks and Space Marines under my bed. The rest is very awkward. She said it was best if we stayed friends. We were dating less than 72 hours. Alright!
Dude, she's not worth your time if she dumped you over something you have as a hobby.
If there's one thing you'll learn its that this planet is populated by an alarmingly high amount of hot women, there will always be more, and next time maybe you'll get one who isn't a stuck up "lady of the evening"
Apparently on the Remembrance day tourney last year someone got slapped across the face with a codex for forgetting a rule.
It's a rumor however.
I can say for a fact though when I was younger I irl trolled them saying I thought it was inappropriate to remember our fallen soldiers by killing each other with plastic models.
Thankfully there haven't really been any horror stories at our FLGS. However, there was a blood angels player I was playing against who in my very first shooting phase, triple railguned his land raider to expensive bits. Had to hear for the whole rest of the game how he was only playing for fun now, constantly referencing the lack of landraider.
One of the few games I fondly remember for not losing a single model too.
was hanging out in a games store once and watched two 12-14 year olds go all "hobo street fights" on each other over a magic game.
It was bizarre because I had my back turned and I hear "F### YOU!" followed by, "F#($ ME? F(*$ YOU!" and then a crash. This skinny little fourteen year old had leapt across the table like Bobby Bouches (The Waterboy). The most impressive thing was that it wasn't one of those slap fights you sometimes see... they were throwing hay-makers and going for blood. One kid had a black eye and the other had a bloddy nose.
One of the most incredulous things was that after the store owner had separated them... one of them out of his own initiative walked up and apologized. I guess they still play each other and are friends.
Brother Heinrich wrote:If there's one thing you'll learn its that this planet is populated by an alarmingly high amount of hot women, there will always be more, and next time maybe you'll get one who isn't a stuck up "lady of the evening"
Sgt_Scruffy wrote:was hanging out in a games store once and watched two 12-14 year olds go all "hobo street fights" on each other over a magic game.
It was bizarre because I had my back turned and I hear "F### YOU!" followed by, "F#($ ME? F(*$ YOU!" and then a crash. This skinny little fourteen year old had leapt across the table like Bobby Bouches (The Waterboy). The most impressive thing was that it wasn't one of those slap fights you sometimes see... they were throwing hay-makers and going for blood. One kid had a black eye and the other had a bloddy nose.
One of the most incredulous things was that after the store owner had separated them... one of them out of his own initiative walked up and apologized. I guess they still play each other and are friends.
Sgt_Scruffy wrote:was hanging out in a games store once and watched two 12-14 year olds go all "hobo street fights" on each other over a magic game.
It was bizarre because I had my back turned and I hear "F### YOU!" followed by, "F#($ ME? F(*$ YOU!" and then a crash. This skinny little fourteen year old had leapt across the table like Bobby Bouches (The Waterboy). The most impressive thing was that it wasn't one of those slap fights you sometimes see... they were throwing hay-makers and going for blood. One kid had a black eye and the other had a bloddy nose.
One of the most incredulous things was that after the store owner had separated them... one of them out of his own initiative walked up and apologized. I guess they still play each other and are friends.
What the feth was she doing rummaging underneath your bed?
Probably looking for his stash of pr0n and/or drugs, that's what people usually keep under their bed. I'd never be quite so obvious though if I was trying to hide such things, everyone knows to look there!
What the feth was she doing rummaging underneath your bed?
Probably looking for his stash of pr0n and/or drugs, that's what people usually keep under their bed. I'd never be quite so obvious though if I was trying to hide such things, everyone knows to look there!
I keep my comics under there. If she can't handle 35 years of Spider Man, she can go away...
I was at a dakkadakka tournament once, and this total douchebag guy started powerdrinking Kronenbourg 1664 at ten oclock in the morning because it was a only a quid a pint.
This dill weed had drank 6 pints by his first match, he then stole chips off Legoburners plate, lost every single game and then fell asleep bolt upright on a stool and started snoring loudly in the bar at about 6 oclock in the afternoon, shortly after recieveing the wooden spoon.
mattyrm wrote:I was at a dakkadakka tournament once, and this total douchebag guy started powerdrinking Kronenbourg 1664 at ten oclock in the morning because it was a only a quid a pint.
This dill weed had drank 6 pints by his first match, he then stole chips off Legoburners plate, lost every single game and then fell asleep bolt upright on a stool and started snoring loudly in the bar at about 6 oclock in the afternoon, shortly after recieveing the wooden spoon.
What the feth was she doing rummaging underneath your bed?
Probably looking for his stash of pr0n and/or drugs, that's what people usually keep under their bed. I'd never be quite so obvious though if I was trying to hide such things, everyone knows to look there!
As a joke, my Warhammer box does say "Drugs and Porn"
What the feth was she doing rummaging underneath your bed?
Probably looking for his stash of pr0n and/or drugs, that's what people usually keep under their bed. I'd never be quite so obvious though if I was trying to hide such things, everyone knows to look there!
As a joke, my Warhammer box does say "Drugs and Porn"
Wow no wonder man... It wasn't the models that did it then, she probably was more weirded out by your choice of wankin' material!
What the feth was she doing rummaging underneath your bed?
Probably looking for his stash of pr0n and/or drugs, that's what people usually keep under their bed. I'd never be quite so obvious though if I was trying to hide such things, everyone knows to look there!
Considering they've been together only 72 hours and she's already paranoid, then chowderhead was better off without her.
Arctik_Firangi wrote:Imagine the funky gak that could have gone down if you had kept a stash of drugs and porn down there?
Have you learned your lesson?
Yeah I mean she probably wasn't paranoid at all, she just wanted to kick it off with style! Do some hard drugs and then with the pr0n... well, you know what they say: "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery..."
Yes but I a have never actually dated compared to the wondrous dakkites. I have chose not to. Unlike most people my age. I do not want to, yet I have found some girls that are interested in me. It seems the oppoiste sex loves the fact that I am a Foreigner, with a variety of accents but is mysterious. Too bad that is shot down.
I'm 14. I have a box called "Drugs and porn" under my bed. Do you see why she was a wee bit freaked out? Also, she's one of the god-fearing psycho-conservatives. But she was kinda HOT. And she could SING. Like me, no less.
If any of those chicks are hot start talking to them get to know each other. Later once you get to know her ask to hangout and be friends, eventually after spending plenty of time outside of school ask if she "would be interested in being your
The stupidest thing I have ever seen was when some rookie decided to take a hissy fit over the
fact I blew up Abaddon and he went and shoved one of the Termie retinue down the front of his
pants. I mean WTF?! Spikes... On the other hand, my best mate plays the harmonica into his Xbox
controller when responding to unwanted friend requests. Its quite terrifying when played back- sounds
like a daemon swearing at you.
I went to a store in Nebraska once when I was on a business trip, and managed to time my arrival perfectly. A Chaos Sorcerer casts Gift of Chaos. Psychic test passes, he rolls a 6 for success. The Nightbringer, a 360 point model, is turned into a chaos spawn. The guy with the Nightbringer picks up his model, and screams "WHAT KIND OF STAR GOD ARE YOU!?" and hurls the model at the wall. With a display case in front of it. Made of glass. You can imagine how well that's going to turn out.
Flaming_Spider wrote:I went to a store in Nebraska once when I was on a business trip, and managed to time my arrival perfectly. A Chaos Sorcerer casts Gift of Chaos. Psychic test passes, he rolls a 6 for success. The Nightbringer, a 460 point model, is turned into a chaos spawn. The guy with the Nightbringer picks up his model, and screams "WHAT KIND OF STAR GOD ARE YOU!?" and hurls the model at the wall. With a display case in front of it. Made of glass. You can imagine how well that's going to turn out.
Kool-aid man bursts through the wall and display case and for some reason nobody cares that this giant red zombie hulk just delivered a fruity drink littered with drywall and garnished with eldar?
Flaming_Spider wrote:I went to a store in Nebraska once when I was on a business trip, and managed to time my arrival perfectly. A Chaos Sorcerer casts Gift of Chaos. Psychic test passes, he rolls a 6 for success. The Nightbringer, a 460 point model, is turned into a chaos spawn. The guy with the Nightbringer picks up his model, and screams "WHAT KIND OF STAR GOD ARE YOU!?" and hurls the model at the wall. With a display case in front of it. Made of glass. You can imagine how well that's going to turn out.
mattyrm wrote:I was at a dakkadakka tournament once, and this total douchebag guy started powerdrinking Kronenbourg 1664 at ten oclock in the morning because it was a only a quid a pint.
This dill weed had drank 6 pints by his first match, he then stole chips off Legoburners plate, lost every single game and then fell asleep bolt upright on a stool and started snoring loudly in the bar at about 6 oclock in the afternoon, shortly after recieveing the wooden spoon.
Oh hang on a second that was me.
To be fair, I did say you could help yourself to chips as I was done eating, and another person had some too. The story would be more amusing if you had stole them though so we could do some stalinist history revision for the sake of humour.
NoToTheMan wrote:i think every gamestore has that bathroom that looks like it's the one from Fight Club
No true.
MiniatureMarket (the online store) has a great shop here in St. Louis. The place is always clean, even the bathrooms.
I've never experienced ANY kind of "gamer horror story" there, aside from a couple immature young players (one cheat & one 'challenged').
Fortunately for me, this is the only kind of game store I've ever encountered.
It is entertaining that this has turnrd into a gamer /girlfriend thread, I say continue on . I am lucky that I married a girl who plays mmos and has a interest in rpgs. However she only likes my "pretty" toy soldiers, or the wings from some, alot of minis have ended up with purple as a base color due to this.
Right.
This guy came in to our gaming club stoned out of his bracket.
Played for an hour then went into the store and spent 20min staring and laughing with his friend at all the stuff in there.
After that he packed up his stuff and said he could not continue as he was way to freaked out. That was yesterday.
Not really the most inappropriate thing a games has done, but it fits in rather well……………..
Well, this is going back nearly 20 years ago now. It was a GW store about 40 miles north of Central London (Shall remain nameless). I was a regular there and playing late one night. The only other people in the store were my opponent, and the store Manager. We’d just packed up as it was about 10 mins from kicking out time and in walks in some small kid with his mother, both looking rather flushed and upset. Didn’t really give it much thought, recognised the boy as a weekend regular, and his mother used to drop him off at the weekends, supply all the staff with a free takeaway lunch, and leave the boy there to play all day. The Mother instantly pulled the store Manager aside for a very quiet hush hush conversation in the back of the store.
Minutes later the Manager quickly locks the store door, and pushes our gaming table up against it, whilst the Mother is now on the stores phone. Me and my opponent are looking bewildered at this stage, and the little boy is cradling himself crying on the floor. Seconds later, some big burly bloke is now hammering on the front door shouting obscenities at the Store Manger, the woman, and threatening lots. And that’s when it got interesting…………………………………..
A park bench from outside was now being used as a battering ram, making short work of the glass doors and temporary barricade. Next went the full front glass window, as did the glass cabinet, before he storms into the shop, lynching the manager and pummelling his head, whilst the woman is hitting the bloke with her handbag. Being too young to really intervene or do anything, me and my opponent just stood at the back of the store with the small boy watching who was now screaming uncontrollably. The police turned up very quickly as it was in the middle of a town shopping centre. Lots of blood (mostly the GW Store managers), lots of language and a trashed shop.
Turns out, the woman didn’t drop the free food off at the weekend out of kindness, she was married and having an affair with the store manager. Husband had found out that night, big argument, kicked her out. She came down to the store to see her lover for support and somewhere to stay, but the husband had followed, and you can guess the rest. Shop was closed for a couple of weeks, never saw the Manager, woman, or child again in there. Best of all, GW gave me and my friend x2 free Mega Army deals and paints (it was before the days of suing everyone for anything).
@thesecretsquig. Dude that is the most awesome story I have ever heard! There are no words to express how that just made me and my bud laugh till we cried!
I have 2 storys ...
1: Me and some others are just building , then 2 guys come up and ask who's model was better was better and we all said it was the brilantly painted Sangunoir but the kid with the other model's brothere said it was the saguinor and he walked over to him and began swearing and pushing him but the guy with the better painted model steps in and stops him from puching him. The dick head starts swearing loudly and trying to push him but fail's starts crying and runs out.
2: The small kid from the last story is playing a game and begins runing round the shop and returns to the game and claims it's his shooting but the other players say its there last turn and its assualt. He starts crying and tells one of the staff they where swearing at him , .
blood reaper wrote:I have 2 storys ... 1: Me and some others are just building , then 2 guys come up and ask who's model was better was better and we all said it was the brilantly painted Sangunoir but the kid with the other model's brothere said it was the saguinor and he walked over to him and began swearing and pushing him but the guy with the better painted model steps in and stops him from puching him. The dick head starts swearing loudly and trying to push him but fail's starts crying and runs out. 2: The small kid from the last story is playing a game and begins runing round the shop and returns to the game and claims it's his shooting but the other players say its there last turn and its assualt. He starts crying and tells one of the staff they where swearing at him , .
Im not going to lie, that was rather hard to understand what you wrote.
blood reaper wrote:I have 2 stories’...
1: Me and some others are just building some models then 2 guys come up and ask who's model is better painted and we all said it was the brilliantly painted Sangunoir but the kid with the other model's brother also said it was the saguinor and he walked over to him and began swearing and pushing him but the guy with the better painted model steps in and stops him from punching him. The dick head starts swearing loudly and trying to push him but fail's to do so and starts crying and runs out the shop.
2: The small kid from the last story is playing a game and begins running round the shop and returns to the game 10 minutes later and claims it's his shooting phase but the other players say it’s there last turn and it’s the assault phase,Pissed he starts crying and lies to one of the staff members that they were swearing at him . .
Chowderhead wrote:A kid I played PUNCHED my terminators off the board and smashed them with a rulebook after I explained why my PFID's his Ethreal. I was kinda tired, and they were AOBR so I said whatever. I the explain to him what happens if an Ethreal dies, he (not joking here) picks up his Ethreal and screams "WHY DO YOU SUCK???". The kid left the store with his tau still set up. We left it like that for a day, and whenever someone would come in, we would yell at the Ethreal. Funn stuff.
There's a guy who goes to our FLGS and he generally runs around acting like a Skaven. Not really inappropriate but pretty damn funny.
However he does treat another one of the guys like some sort of creepy minion...
Friend lost a game and blamed it on his GF constantly calling him. She called at the end of the match, unfortunately, and he bitched her out -- not for costing the game, my friend was a closet-hammer, he was ashamed of it or something. Instead, he just bitched her out. Well, she comes to the lgs and causes a huge scene.
The kind of scene where you find out things you don't really want to know about, the type of thing that can emasculate a man whether the statements are true or not.
This confrontation bubbled up to her going back to their place and shredding up every bit of clothing said friend had.
Yeah, they're not together anymore and he's in jail for a long time.
There was a guy who took a piss into a bottle while he was sitting at the arts and crafts table. He picks the worst possible time to do it, too. It got really quiet for some reason, and then everyone hears the unmistakable sound of liquid under pressure hitting plastic, and the pungent odor of urine fills the room. Then he pulls up this bottle of piss and puts it on the table, acting like nothing happened.
Way back in the day there was this fellow who was often inappropriate playing a game, his SOB's vs. another fellow's Orks. First turn of the game he manages to kill the Warboss with a lucky shot. He then proceeds to hump the table and exclaim loudly, "OH YEAH, CAN YOU FEEL THAT?! DO YOU LIKE THAT?! I JUST F***** YOU WARBOSS RIGHT IN THE A**!!!!", for about two minutes straight.
not quite a gamer story but still pretty bad...
The nearest LGS to me is in a weird kind of courtyard set back from the road, one entrance from the high street and then theres a couple shops and a cafe with the LGS in the furthest corner from the entrance.
Ive only been there a few times because the last time i went there (with a friend-Gordon-from school when i went to visit him on a Saturday). We got there quite late and took our time browsing and seeing if we could talk the Manager into letting us have a quick game, it wasnt happening but we tried anyway. We werent the only ones in there (thank God) but everyone else starts to leave in ones and twos so we decide to do that same.
Just as we got to the entrance to the main road a few guys (Big guys) block the way and another starts shouting at us to give him all our stuff. Needless to say we were like...erm wtf...they started verbally nerd-bashing us (yes im a nerd), coming out with such classic gems as "hurrrr you guys play that dorky toy soldier game dont you?! COD is sooo much better!!" By his point we were very scared, and it got worse when one of the guys walks straight up and punches my friend in the nose, and smashed his head against a wall (i think i might have nearly wet myself at this point)...
Thankfully at this point the Store Manager comes rushing out, along with everyone else who was still in the LGS. The nerd-bashers back off a little and realise theres not much point in trying to beat up kids for the plastic toys in their bags.
Now for the humurous twist, it turns out all of the guys there (about 3 or 4 i cant remember) were locals, not a surprise. However what they failed to remember (being locals of course) is that the Police HQ for the COUNTY is 3minutes slow walk away from the LGS....just as they back away, about 20 policemen run up behind them and they are all arrested...WIN!!
(apologies for the long story and any typos, o and my friend is absolutely fine, turned out he bleeds like a stuck pig but its impossible to permanently hurt him....he has since been known as Super-Gordon)
EDIT:btw it was the LGS Manager who had called the police and got everyone else in the store to come out and help, he got a big thanks from me, a Christmas card that i made especially for him.....and a crate of beer from my dad
I was playing 40k some years back with my Templars at a friends house and we were introducing his cousin to the hobby. His cousin brought over some douche of a kid who seemed to have a witty remark towards every comment made by myself, my gf and anyone else who spoke about the game. After about half an hour I pulled him aside and asked him to stop belittling the game and people who play it by calling them " Fags who play with little army dolls ) *HappydudeLTD would like to express at this time that neither HappydudeLTD nor Happydude himself share the opinions of said neckbeard towards sexual orientation and would like to mention that regardless of sexuality HappydudeLTD and Happydude only judge people for their die roll manner, not bed roll manner*. He then told me to "GFY" and that because his friend was the homeowners cousin he could do what he wished and then tossed my dreadnaught off of the table while laughing. I don't ever remember backhanding a man in the mouth as hard ever since... Needless to say he was embarrassed and after picking up my dreadnaught and placing it back onto the table he then left. This is not what irked me, but the fact that when he left he popped my front bike tire as well as my gf's at the time when he left. I guess he wanted other objects aside from his lip to spring a leak that day. Some people have no manners I tell you.
Revenent Reiko wrote:not quite a gamer story but still pretty bad...
The nearest LGS to me is in a weird kind of courtyard set back from the road, one entrance from the high street and then theres a couple shops and a cafe with the LGS in the furthest corner from the entrance.
Ive only been there a few times because the last time i went there (with a friend-Gordon-from school when i went to visit him on a Saturday). We got there quite late and took our time browsing and seeing if we could talk the Manager into letting us have a quick game, it wasnt happening but we tried anyway. We werent the only ones in there (thank God) but everyone else starts to leave in ones and twos so we decide to do that same.
Just as we got to the entrance to the main road a few guys (Big guys) block the way and another starts shouting at us to give him all our stuff. Needless to say we were like...erm wtf...they started verbally nerd-bashing us (yes im a nerd), coming out with such classic gems as "hurrrr you guys play that dorky toy soldier game dont you?! COD is sooo much better!!" By his point we were very scared, and it got worse when one of the guys walks straight up and punches my friend in the nose, and smashed his head against a wall (i think i might have nearly wet myself at this point)...
Thankfully at this point the Store Manager comes rushing out, along with everyone else who was still in the LGS. The nerd-bashers back off a little and realise theres not much point in trying to beat up kids for the plastic toys in their bags.
Now for the humurous twist, it turns out all of the guys there (about 3 or 4 i cant remember) were locals, not a surprise. However what they failed to remember (being locals of course) is that the Police HQ for the COUNTY is 3minutes slow walk away from the LGS....just as they back away, about 20 policemen run up behind them and they are all arrested...WIN!!
(apologies for the long story and any typos, o and my friend is absolutely fine, turned out he bleeds like a stuck pig but its impossible to permanently hurt him....he has since been known as Super-Gordon)
EDIT:btw it was the LGS Manager who had called the police and got everyone else in the store to come out and help, he got a big thanks from me, a Christmas card that i made especially for him.....and a crate of beer from my dad
Question: What army do you play?
If you play any horde army, just face smash him with your case, as it should be preposterously massive. Fail that, I would say getting the po-po was a good idea. And by the way, thank you for making my night.
i didnt have my army with me, it was at my friends house, and i was bricking it so there was no chance of me really even moving, but its a thought if it ever happens again (BAbtw, and this was back in 3rd so no calls of bandwagoning!lol)
mattyboy22 wrote:Way back in the day there was this fellow who was often inappropriate playing a game, his SOB's vs. another fellow's Orks. First turn of the game he manages to kill the Warboss with a lucky shot. He then proceeds to hump the table and exclaim loudly, "OH YEAH, CAN YOU FEEL THAT?! DO YOU LIKE THAT?! I JUST F***** YOU WARBOSS RIGHT IN THE A**!!!!", for about two minutes straight.
What the F*** do you say to something like that? I would have been stunned, then removed my models off of the table and consoled them under a few cold showers to wash away their inevitable tears... Crotch-on-mini's crime is just not cool man...
Chowderhead wrote:Damn! If you played Sisters, that case would have been a lethal weapon if you hade it.
Haha!! well i did have an old OOP Pred, a couple Rhinos, a LRC and a furioso in the bag (plus assorted SM's) and its still a pain to carry around now, cant even imagine the damage it would do! then again,at that point i had a Nokia 5210, which is widely considered (by me) to be a lethal weapon in its own right!
Hello,
It seems as if many like to think of our game as rather strange, we thankfully have never had a problem with anyone tring to physically start something with our players. That said this saturday we had some individuals attempt to belittle our customers verbally, funny thing was they did not come into the shop to do so (last time one of them had saggy pants on and they dropped about his knees while he was talking the trash in the shop, sadly I was not there). They then stated that they were going to "f" up our shop, smiling I reminded them that I knew there mother, and telling us they were going to do this would make them first suspects in any problems we may have. They chose to leave the area after that. Funny thing is most of our gamers are around 6 foot and 180, or they are just what we call the "big guys" (my brother being one at 6'0 300). So physical violence would be just stupid, however it is well known where I live that my other hobby involves swords and plate armor.
I had just got back into the hobby and was playing a few test matches and losing them, not upset or annoyed i head over to the 40k section right next to the door to see what other Tau items i could get when a short guy wearing what looks to be a lumberjack hat walks in, ok me being 6ft 5 youd think this is what was awkward, it wasnt. So me being my usual friendly self i say hey and he nods back. After browsing i go back and speak to one of the employees at the till to see what he would reccomend when the same short guy come up says he loves my hair, it wasnt because he said it but it was how he said it, somewhat awkward but i say thanks and continue talking to the employee. Now heres the worst part, i go back over to the painting and finish up a few models and pack up. Just as im about to leave another gamer strikes up a convo with me so i stand there talking to him, when the short guy comes over gets on his knees and starts bowing at my feet. Me and the other gamer are looking at this guy with the biggest "WTF?!?! this is really awkward" faces i have ever felt myself make.
The sad thing is he didnt just come in on that one day, he bought the AOBR set and is there quite often and 9 times outta 10 askes me for advice on playin an ork army when i played Tau and Chaos Marines. He does somewhat freak me out tbh.
johnscott10 wrote:This sort of fits in here i guess.
I had just got back into the hobby and was playing a few test matches and losing them, not upset or annoyed i head over to the 40k section right next to the door to see what other Tau items i could get when a short guy wearing what looks to be a lumberjack hat walks in, ok me being 6ft 5 youd think this is what was awkward, it wasnt. So me being my usual friendly self i say hey and he nods back. After browsing i go back and speak to one of the employees at the till to see what he would reccomend when the same short guy come up says he loves my hair, it wasnt because he said it but it was how he said it, somewhat awkward but i say thanks and continue talking to the employee. Now heres the worst part, i go back over to the painting and finish up a few models and pack up. Just as im about to leave another gamer strikes up a convo with me so i stand there talking to him, when the short guy comes over gets on his knees and starts bowing at my feet. Me and the other gamer are looking at this guy with the biggest "WTF?!?! this is really awkward" faces i have ever felt myself make.
The sad thing is he didnt just come in on that one day, he bought the AOBR set and is there quite often and 9 times outta 10 askes me for advice on playin an ork army when i played Tau and Chaos Marines. He does somewhat freak me out tbh.
that is creepy!!
i see a restraining order pending...
Agrinja wrote:While that's a little bit of an overreaction, I can at least see his point. If you're gonna go out in public, you gotta show up clean, and with an appearance that suggests you still give a feth about yourself. If you're a heavy person, wear a bigger shirt.
One of the tournaments in our area actually has a rule, if you dont show up clean, wear deodorant, shower, etc. The judge can give you a red card (which essentially acts like a bad game vote).
Revenent Reiko wrote:not quite a gamer story but still pretty bad...
The nearest LGS to me is in a weird kind of courtyard set back from the road, one entrance from the high street and then theres a couple shops and a cafe with the LGS in the furthest corner from the entrance.
Ive only been there a few times because the last time i went there (with a friend-Gordon-from school when i went to visit him on a Saturday). We got there quite late and took our time browsing and seeing if we could talk the Manager into letting us have a quick game, it wasnt happening but we tried anyway. We werent the only ones in there (thank God) but everyone else starts to leave in ones and twos so we decide to do that same.
Just as we got to the entrance to the main road a few guys (Big guys) block the way and another starts shouting at us to give him all our stuff. Needless to say we were like...erm wtf...they started verbally nerd-bashing us (yes im a nerd), coming out with such classic gems as "hurrrr you guys play that dorky toy soldier game dont you?! COD is sooo much better!!" By his point we were very scared, and it got worse when one of the guys walks straight up and punches my friend in the nose, and smashed his head against a wall (i think i might have nearly wet myself at this point)...
Thankfully at this point the Store Manager comes rushing out, along with everyone else who was still in the LGS. The nerd-bashers back off a little and realise theres not much point in trying to beat up kids for the plastic toys in their bags.
Now for the humurous twist, it turns out all of the guys there (about 3 or 4 i cant remember) were locals, not a surprise. However what they failed to remember (being locals of course) is that the Police HQ for the COUNTY is 3minutes slow walk away from the LGS....just as they back away, about 20 policemen run up behind them and they are all arrested...WIN!!
(apologies for the long story and any typos, o and my friend is absolutely fine, turned out he bleeds like a stuck pig but its impossible to permanently hurt him....he has since been known as Super-Gordon)
EDIT:btw it was the LGS Manager who had called the police and got everyone else in the store to come out and help, he got a big thanks from me, a Christmas card that i made especially for him.....and a crate of beer from my dad
Well I did have my entire painted Eldar figure collection kicked across the room by my angry brother over a rules interpretation arguement. He made up for it in his own way I guess by giving me a couple of wave serpents out of the blue a couple months later the next time I saw him. Pretty inappropriate, but it worked out in the end I guess.
Guy walks in, starts a game with someone, half way through, he says he's gonna take a piss. Half an hour later I saw the other player wandering about scratching his head where his opponent went. Apparently the guy just went to snackbar without saying a word, showed up 2 hours later, and got angry about the other player having packed up and started a new game with someone else.
This moron is now our club's THAT guy. Talks complete jibberish most of the time, leaves half way through games more often then not, gets pissed when he loses. Gloats for a month when he finally wins something. etc. etc.
He pretty much solely killed 40k at our club. Now everyone playes warmahordes, and he doesnt XD
, and turning a strange color of red. I put down my tools and was going to ask huim what was going on but he attacked the store owner, in a sort of slaping motion. I told him to stop, he didn't so I then asked the owner to step out of the way and put him in a choke and escorted him out. He was banned after this. Now I want to hear your stories, I am used to theft and such as I have seen that alot (sadly). So things other than that 
(Or when I remove my Manticore after it's gotten killed by a hail of lascannons..... 
) Of course, I'm doing it in a joking manner....I'm guessing this kid was literally pissed at his Ethereal?
That knife guy must be insane or a really bad loser.
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. I am lucky that I married a girl who plays mmos and has a interest in