http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/332098.page

The ork on the left in the first 2 model picture seems to have a nipple. Do orks have nipples? Which leads to this post. Don't laugh, this is importent.


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So do they?

Mammals are the only creatures with nipples. Orks are fungus (a plant, sort of) Kind of cut and dried really. I mean, I suppose if you want your mushrooms to have nipples, by all means...genetically engineer some (ala green stuff).

The options WTF and NO!! should be one together as one option.

Don't be silly
that is a rivet

Aye, thats a piece of metal that the painter didnt paint in a metal color.

I hope so...mmmmm awwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Mmm. . . Ork tatas. I don't think they do though! I might have to go with the piece of metal idea. . .

No they dont WTF

If you believe blood bowl, then yes. orks have big saggy tits.


But nobody takes that game seriously and neither should you.
It's a resounding WTF NO

Gentlemen...

Sadly? Yes.

Finally something on this site I can masturbate to


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Edit: You know my avatar pic's expression is probably very close to what many people are doing when they see that pic

oh crikey that one is even more disturbing.
"never put salt in your eyes.." "ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES"
AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!

"I've got nipples Greg... Can you milk me?" Sorry, I could not resist the pun line.

Generalstoner wrote:"I've got nipples Greg... Can you milk me?" Sorry, I could not resist the pun line.

When I made my comment about mammals having nipples, I KNEW somebody was going to quote this movie...haha. I'm just surprised it took so long

You're all welcome to try milking me if you like.

Are we really talking about this?

lolololololol

Extrapolating that Orks (in 40K) reproduce through spores, they must be asexual and not have genitalia (cause they don't need them)

So feel free to make a pants-less Ork Army if you want to; cause there's nothing offensive down there

No they do not. As far as I'm concerned that is.

...
Well, that was unexpected.

I don't :(

I'm sure fungi as a group of living things do not have nipples. Interesting question, though.

hard and long enough to put Dante's pectoral pansies to shame

I wonder how innapropriate this will get before it gets locked

Ahhh my eyes why did I click on this link why god why.

^Sounds like a challenge to me

asimo77 wrote:You're all welcome to try milking me if you like.

You've already passed the line, mate!

Maybe thse have some sort of hormaonal condition-gynacomastia maybe?

OrCs yes, have nipples they have been portrayed as having them as they are just another humanoid creature.

however,

OrKs don't, they are a fungus, no need for them.

ORKS DON'T HAVE NIPPLES!!!

And even if they did i would paint over them or something! I could never take this universe/game seriusly if i had to paint nipples on my Orks. What a terrifying subject question you came up with OP

.....I'd declare this thread heresy and unleash Exterminatus, but I'm oo busy retching, so we will have to abide until I recover long enough to hit the big red button.

No. No, they do not.
And that is all I will say about that, as the link has given me a headache and also stabbing pains behind my eyes.

Orks had nipples, then the Blood Angels stole them.

Orks do have nipples. More spikey bits to hit the enemy with.

camboyaz wrote:Don't laugh, this is importent.

Had to be done.

L. Wrex

No. No they dont. And now I have to clean vomit up from all over the room. IT GOT IN THE FAN! That was the single most disgusting picture I have ever seen.





Happy 1000th post to me!

No. Nipples would require that the species is both mammal and has two genders. Orks are neither. No I bid you farewell, I need to clean my keyboard of my lunch...

Why is this so "important" to the OP?

I'm with the Blood Bowl Cheerleader, long & saggy nipples on Orks...

this thread makes me go WTF?!?!?

@ Happygrunt

Oh you sig'd me! My life is now validated

If my mushrooms had nipples, I wouldn't be a vegetarian :(

The way Orks act, they SHOULD have genitalia. Namely, pricks. And huge ones, if that can be based on hardcoredness.

This thread fails on so many levels.

Spelling, relevance, impatience, wrong forum and laziness. Sigh.

Well. At least someone has been helped. Perhaps the OP was gonna paint nipples on his Orcs, but decided to ask around first before getting to it.

My reaction to this thread is still 'Why, Flying Spaghetti Monster, why?"

Mukkin'About wrote:If you believe blood bowl, then yes. orks have big saggy tits.


But nobody takes that game seriously and neither should you.
It's a resounding WTF NO

Those are Boob Squigs, I tells ya! Boob Squigs!

WHY DID YOU RECOPY THAT PICTURE?!?!

My eyes!...The goggles! They do nothing!

L. Wrex

Ze Gogglez!

Also, Brain Bleach: Apply directly to the frontal lobe.

Well, in squad broken...

^It's actually never specified, I would know


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Steelmage99 wrote:This thread fails on so many levels.

Spelling, relevance, impatience, wrong forum and laziness. Sigh.

I know how you feel. You were undoubtedly attracted to the pictures in this thread. Now your mind is feeling deeply conflicted and so angst was produced from your cognitive dissonance. Just be yourself and embrace your orkiphilia no need to be angry man.

Love has no boundaries.

Ork loli mmmmm delicious....

guess that's a firm maybe

asimo77 wrote:

I know how you feel. You were undoubtedly attracted to the pictures in this thread. Now your mind is feeling deeply conflicted and so angst was produced from your cognitive dissonance. Just be yourself and embrace your orkiphilia no need to be angry man.

Love has no boundaries.

Ork loli mmmmm delicious....

I can't imagine someone not being serious on the internet,especially on a website about toy soldiers.

TheLinguist wrote:The way Orks act, they SHOULD have genitalia. Namely, pricks. And huge ones, if that can be based on hardcoredness.

There's a "getting bigger" joke here somewhere but I'm afraid to make it for fear of being banhammered >.>

I have a feeling everyone in this thread will be banned when this is all said and done.

Then we're all going down in a blaze of glory and ork milk

MechaEmperor7000 wrote:

TheLinguist wrote:The way Orks act, they SHOULD have genitalia. Namely, pricks. And huge ones, if that can be based on hardcoredness.

There's a "getting bigger" joke here somewhere but I'm afraid to make it for fear of being banhammered >.>

Silly chaos, Dont you know? The EMPEROR PROTECTS! The banhammer is nothing as to his will.

Sig'd

asimo77 wrote
Then we're all going down in a blaze of glory and ork milk

Wow I have been sig'd twice in this thread.

This is indeed my greatest work, it shall forever remain in the halls of glory

This thread just had to came after our school got over bone jokes xP

Mukkin'About wrote:If you believe blood bowl, then yes. orks have big saggy tits.


But nobody takes that game seriously and neither should you.
It's a resounding WTF NO

o_0 thats very weird............................................................................................................

Arrrrrrgh, let it DIE already. that pic is nasty.

This. Thread. Raped. My. Mind.

No. It doesn't. It really, really doesn't.

of course they do; where do you think the fungus beer comes from?

anyway, look at the runtherd and you will see a nipple.
http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440265a&prodId=prod1750020

(laughs smugly) I win.

Edit: NOW I WIN!

Blitza da warboy wrote:of course they do; where do you think the fungus beer comes from?

anyway, look at the runtherd and you will see a nipple.http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440265a&prodId=prod1750020

(laughs smugly) I win.

Yeah you do...
That was sarcasm.

purplefood wrote:

Blitza da warboy wrote:of course they do; where do you think the fungus beer comes from?

anyway, look at the runtherd and you will see a nipple.http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440265a&prodId=prod1750020

(laughs smugly) I win.

Yeah you do...
That was sarcasm.

But if you're not first you're last D:

Blitza da warboy wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Blitza da warboy wrote:of course they do; where do you think the fungus beer comes from?

anyway, look at the runtherd and you will see a nipple.http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440265a&prodId=prod1750020

(laughs smugly) I win.

Yeah you do...
That was sarcasm.

But if you're not first you're last D:

Or second.

purplefood wrote:

Blitza da warboy wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Blitza da warboy wrote:of course they do; where do you think the fungus beer comes from?

anyway, look at the runtherd and you will see a nipple.http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440265a&prodId=prod1750020

(laughs smugly) I win.

Yeah you do...
That was sarcasm.

But if you're not first you're last D:

Or second.

Why does no one get my movie references?

Let. Thread. DIE.

CLEAR! *BZZZT*

Alright, this is the best thread ever. We spent weeks staring at nipples!

The only thing I stared at was something else.




Plague marines

so, orks are immune to nipple twisties because they dont have any nipples!

Continuity errors in models gives an assured yesno in response to the originally asked question...





...Why is this thread filled with win?

its not, its full of garbage, jesus christ, its like all the newfags from /b/ decided to sign up on dakka

jamessearle0 wrote:its not, its full of garbage, jesus christ, its like all the newfags from /b/ decided to sign up on dakka

Hey I am offended! And I think its just funny. This spawned from a simple yes/no question.

Orks don't reproduce that way. They have no need for milk at any stage as they are born ready to kill (literaly)

Why guys. Why can none of you use full stops? Look at him there, at the end of your sentence. He only wants to help you.

jamessearle0 wrote:its not, its full of garbage, jesus christ, its like all the newfags from /b/ decided to sign up on dakka

You mad?

asimo77 wrote:

jamessearle0 wrote:its not, its full of garbage, jesus christ, its like all the newfags from /b/ decided to sign up on dakka

You mad?

Bro? I think he mad. (Okay, I gotta stop going to 4chan now...)

asimo77 wrote:

jamessearle0 wrote:its not, its full of garbage, jesus christ, its like all the newfags from /b/ decided to sign up on dakka

You mad?

Happygrunt wrote:

asimo77 wrote:

jamessearle0 wrote:its not, its full of garbage, jesus christ, its like all the newfags from /b/ decided to sign up on dakka

You mad?

Bro? I think he mad. (Okay, I gotta stop going to 4chan now...)

> implying im wrong

Blitza da warboy wrote:
anyway, look at the runtherd and you will see a nipple.
http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440265a&prodId=prod1750020

Objectively looking at that figure, it possibly looks like a nipple. But it could just be a wrinkle in the flesh or a wart.

Attempting to be serious, the fluff doesn't suggest them having nipples. Also there are no female Orks. The only reason human males have nipples is because the egg is female by default (the full scientific reason is more detailed, but that's why). So no female Orks = no nipples

so 2 orks may have a wart/ screw right where the nipple is

...Why are there three pages of this?

Da Boss wrote:Why guys. Why can none of you use full stops? Look at him there, at the end of your sentence. He only wants to help you.

Who needs full stops when you have these?

Hello,
Sadley there is a pick of another BB ork model that someone made where he has his junk out and is abusing it. So to see this thread go this way is not overly surprising. I should note, they should not have reproduction glands of any type.

Regards,
Carl

prime12357 wrote:...Why are there three pages of this?

Don't know, but lets make it 4!!!

Ghiest1 wrote:Hello,
Sadley there is a pick of another BB ork model that someone made where he has his junk out and is abusing it. So to see this thread go this way is not overly surprising. I should note, they should not have reproduction glands of any type.

Regards,
Carl

Links or it didnt happen!

Mukkin'About wrote:If you believe blood bowl, then yes. orks have big saggy tits.

REVIVE!

I thought I have seem orks with nips before...although like other posters mention it would make absolutely no sense....because they are not from the Anamalia kingdom but rather Fungi. Next, to have nips suggests you reproduce and nuture young which the orks do not. If GW is giving them nips, they need to quit it immediately....if they do have nips, then they might as well continue on the wrong path biologically and also give them a naval


--Just respondeing to the picture above -- arent orks all male? I thought there were no females

Is this still going on??
And the picture i linked is still being used? DEAR LORD
Let the boobs go, they're just boob squigs.

oh and
>implying there are any oldfags are left on /b? protip: there aren't and claiming you are makes you a cancer lulz

I hope so!

prime12357 wrote:...Why are there three pages of this?

And now it's four, baby!

Okay, here's my hypothesis: Maybe that particular....*shudder* Blood bowl figure was fighting the SOB and found himself jealous of their....(Can't find a word that won't get me BANHAMMERED) and decided that he needed a...boob job. So he went to the Dok's shed and had him cut the skin from the back of two grots and staple it to his..*Ahem* her chest.

And then he was beaten to death for being a 'pansy wierdo'.

Da Boss wrote:
Why guys. Why can none of you use full stops? Look at him there, at the end of your sentence. He only wants to help you.

Element206 wrote:
--Just respondeing to the picture above -- arent orks all male? I thought there were no females

I believe it's and orc, not an ork.

Why are we still discussing this? Why? Please, I swear this thread has caused the value of brain bleach to shoot up about 9001%

I paint nipples on my orks. Then I lick my orks.

Then I whisper sweet nothings to my orks....

This is such a stupid thread! xD, hasn't there already been a conclusion to this question?

Here's your answer.
Every extraneous attachment on an ork (not orc, that's fantasy) Can be explained. topknot = squig. mohawk = squig. squigs are food and squigs are pets. sometimes squigs are also your spotter (the eye squig off the flashgitz model!)
It stands to reason that if you really had to explain orks having bewbage.. it's a squig. It feeds off the host and provides... idk lets say beer! There, mystery solved. ork nips are boob squig's beer dispensers.
It's a set of boob squigs. Case closed.
Or do i need to dreg up some rule 34 that will get me B& and V&?

MODS! CAN WE LOCK THIS GOD FORSAKEN THREAD NOW?

Grass4hopper wrote:

Da Boss wrote:
Why guys. Why can none of you use full stops? Look at him there, at the end of your sentence. He only wants to help you.

Element206 wrote:
--Just respondeing to the picture above -- arent orks all male? I thought there were no females

I believe it's and orc, not an ork.

Actually, he was correct when he said ork... http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/armySubUnitCats.jsp?catId=cat440263a&rootCatGameStyle=
So, if you're going to be a grammar nazi, get your facts straight.

actually there is difference between ork and orc
ork=40k
orc=fantasy
as that image is orc cheerleader ,you fail

Touché salesman haha

ouch you're right. blood bowl is fantasy era therefore Orc. but in context we were talking about 40k therefore orK is still correct.

NIPPLESSSS!!!!

DIE ALREADY!!

I can't see that pic...

But I'm sure it's got something to do with nipples!

What kind of a question is that??>
Only mammals have nipples and since Orks are a kind of fungus, I don't think they have any?

thanks for clearing this up, tigonesskay