So, on DOOMFART's new top-secret underground bunker facility, we learned that Dakka could successfully take over the nation of Lithuania, if we were a nation. What other places could Dakka annex, if we so choosed?
Dude, we could mess up San Marino, the country with the world's highest population density. All you have to do is threaten to drop a stinkbomb into the middle of the street
Yeah, but why would you want to take over Haiti? For the most part, the countries that would be relatively easy to take over aren't exactly places you'd want to control.
With the subtle use of subliminal messages and the application of the appropriate propaganda,coupled with the knowledge of using polarization to our advantage...Dakka could one day rule the world...or Brazil at the very least.
FITZZ wrote: With the subtle use of subliminal messages and the application of the appropriate propaganda,coupled with the knowledge of using polarization to our advantage...Dakka could one day rule the world...or Brazil at the very least.
we could start small and take over the idiot rich, corrupt country of ireland(i can say that cause im irish), free beer, free bacon, many unoccupied buildings and best of all!!! an inefficent army, with no heavy tanks....sounds like a plan methinks.
Avatar 720 wrote:Nobody must know about our planned take-over of Liechtenstein! Nobody!
Nor our future plans for the invasion of the Faroe Islands!
Leichtenstein will fall at the end days. We must build our strength first before we can burn down the gates of Mord er Leichtenstein. But when the time is right, the weiner legions will answer the call.
Automatically Appended Next Post: I vote Iceland and/or Greenland. I've heard they are babelicious.
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
We just have to be sneaky. We could promise the mercenaries double the money if they help us take it over, and we both profit. See, quite simple, and Dakka now has a lot more money to advertise so that our ranks may grow!
Why dont we try for Cuba, or hell even take over Canada, I for one would gladly welcome a new form of government that does not involve Stephen Harper in it
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
Plus they have RoboPope. Not good.
Maybe if we launch a surprise attack from the sewers, Angels and Demons style?
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
Plus they have RoboPope. Not good.
Maybe if we launch a surprise attack from the sewers, Angels and Demons style?
No they are expecting that. They have the Swiss Ferrets to deal with that.
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
Plus they have RoboPope. Not good.
Maybe if we launch a surprise attack from the sewers, Angels and Demons style?
No they are expecting that. They have the Swiss Ferrets to deal with that.
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
Plus they have RoboPope. Not good.
Maybe if we launch a surprise attack from the sewers, Angels and Demons style?
No they are expecting that. They have the Swiss Ferrets to deal with that.
And we have the Frazzland Weiners!
Also, we can threaten them with a WMS. (Weapon of Mass Spamming)
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
Plus they have RoboPope. Not good.
Maybe if we launch a surprise attack from the sewers, Angels and Demons style?
No they are expecting that. They have the Swiss Ferrets to deal with that.
And we have the Frazzland Weiners!
This is true, but there is a price to be paid to incur the help of the weiner legions. Anyone have 2 metric tons of bacon laying about.
Out there is the Beast and he's hungry tonight...
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
Plus they have RoboPope. Not good.
Maybe if we launch a surprise attack from the sewers, Angels and Demons style?
No they are expecting that. They have the Swiss Ferrets to deal with that.
I think we should start pooling our resources and take our fight underground to tackle to growing problem with the Molemen. It's a only a matter of time before they strike, and holding their underground fortresses gives us a huge edge against our topside opposition.
Avatar 720 wrote:I think we should start pooling our resources and take our fight underground to tackle to growing problem with the Molemen. It's a only a matter of time before they strike, and holding their underground fortresses gives us a huge edge against our topside opposition.
Also on the lsit of nations dakka could rule, we could easily control Sealand! Or Kickassia!
Easier said than done. Mordor would be tricky to control. I can only think of one 'man' who could survive in such an environment. One 'man' who could control such a large amount of unrelenting vicious Orcs. One 'man' to rule them all... This one man is...
Avatar 720 wrote:I think we should start pooling our resources and take our fight underground to tackle to growing problem with the Molemen. It's a only a matter of time before they strike, and holding their underground fortresses gives us a huge edge against our topside opposition.
Where do you think DOOMFART sent GES?
I thought he was sent to scout out the moon... must've been a different operative ¬.¬
I say we take over New Zealand. It has 0% Army 0% Navy 0% Air Force. 100% open for conquest.
(i wonder if governments will look at this website and say YOU THREATEN US! Its the internet we don't have that of a intimidating kick at all.)
Asherian Command wrote:I say we take over New Zealand. It has 0% Army 0% Navy 0% Air Force. 100% open for conquest.
(i wonder if governments will look at this website and say YOU THREATEN US! Its the internet we don't have that of a intimidating kick at all.)
They couldn't possibly take any of this seriously... which works all the more in our favour <insert evil laugh here>
DOOMFART's magnificent foresight in action right there!
Avatar 720 I announce you 23rd member of DOOMFART (also Chowder I didn't know, nobody told me about this). Do you think it would be wise to make the Church of Turtle-Pie the official religion of DakkaDakka?
DOOMFART's magnificent foresight in action right there!
Avatar 720 I announce you 23rd member of DOOMFART (also Chowder I didn't know, nobody told me about this). Do you think it would be wise to make the Church of Turtle-Pie the official religion of DakkaDakka?
DOOMFART's magnificent foresight in action right there!
Avatar 720 I announce you 23rd member of DOOMFART (also Chowder I didn't know, nobody told me about this). Do you think it would be wise to make the Church of Turtle-Pie the official religion of DakkaDakka?
HELL YES! I'll put it on the page!
I have updated my sig showing a link to DOOMFART face book page and now recognizing Church of Turtle-Pie as our Official religion. Now we just need their clergy men to become official members.
Asherian Command wrote:I say we take over New Zealand. It has 0% Army 0% Navy 0% Air Force. 100% open for conquest.
(i wonder if governments will look at this website and say YOU THREATEN US! Its the internet we don't have that of a intimidating kick at all.)
Ah but they currently possess the awesome power of ..... PETER JACKSON!!!1!!!1
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ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Luxembourg looks like an easy piece-o-land
You're joking right? Snugly nestled between Belgium, France, and Germany looks easy? Probably the second most fought over bit of property in the world...... Or third, if you count the current situation in the middle east.
You're joking right? Snugly nestled between Belgium, France, and Germany looks easy? Probably the second most fought over bit of property in the world.....
Ummm...
Belgium has enough to care to keep themselves undivided.
Germany isn't interested in Luxembourg
That leaves france
Do we fear France?
I'd suggest to take over greece isles. They need the money and there are nice places. Dakka's own mediterranean Holiday resort
You're joking right? Snugly nestled between Belgium, France, and Germany looks easy? Probably the second most fought over bit of property in the world.....
Ummm...
Belgium has enough to care to keep themselves undivided.
Germany isn't interested in Luxembourg
That leaves france
Do we fear France?
I'd suggest to take over greece isles. They need the money and there are nice places. Dakka's own mediterranean Holiday resort
They banned Miniskirts.
I'm not touching that basket case with a 50 foot pole.
Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
I volonteer for the assassination.
Sadly, we already have an operative sent. One who has been cast out of the ranks of Dakka, and has found Martyrdom in DOOMFART.
1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
I volonteer for the assassination.
Sadly, we already have an operative sent. One who has been cast out of the ranks of Dakka, and has found Martyrdom in DOOMFART.
1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
I volonteer for the assassination.
Sadly, we already have an operative sent. One who has been cast out of the ranks of Dakka, and has found Martyrdom in DOOMFART.
1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
I volonteer for the assassination.
Sadly, we already have an operative sent. One who has been cast out of the ranks of Dakka, and has found Martyrdom in DOOMFART.
1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
I volonteer for the assassination.
Sadly, we already have an operative sent. One who has been cast out of the ranks of Dakka, and has found Martyrdom in DOOMFART.
In that case, can I be the reserve assassin?
Who says you aren't already?
TO THE BUNKER!
a.k.a DOOMFART Facebook page?
SHHHHHHH!!!!! Don't give the location of the underground Bunker!
1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
I volonteer for the assassination.
Sadly, we already have an operative sent. One who has been cast out of the ranks of Dakka, and has found Martyrdom in DOOMFART.
In that case, can I be the reserve assassin?
Who says you aren't already?
TO THE BUNKER!
a.k.a DOOMFART Facebook page?
SHHHHHHH!!!!! Don't give the location of the underground Bunker!
Don't worry, a paper plane airstrike is inbound on the Mod's location
1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
We distract them with a marathon of New episodes of "Real Housewives of Shanghai!"
1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
We distract them with a marathon of New episodes of "Real Housewives of Shanghai!"
