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And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 03:30:13


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


Codex Grey Knights invalidated my all Inquisition army

Codex Grey Knights adds another unnecessary Marine Codex to the existing Blue, Black, Green, Grey and Red Space Marine Codexes

Codex Grey Knights seems destined to create friction with those who spell it Codex Gray Knights

Codex Grey Knights is full of even more crazy special rules than Codex Daemon Hunters which has to be a new record

Codex Grey Knights means we ain't never getting Codex Xenos Hunters

Codex Grey Knights adds Imperial Wraith Lords! Because Wraith Lords are such a universally beloved unit already

Codex Grey Knights means no more Kyoto Pattern Inquisition teams! Arg my legacy!

Codex Grey Knights banged my girlfriend and then lied about it

Codex Grey Knights issued sub-prime mortgages to unqualified borrowers and then took federal bailout money

Add you own!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 03:40:51


Post by: Commander Endova


Codex Grey Knights kicked my dog!

Codex Grey Knights made all my friends with Chaos Deamon or Chaos Marine armies stop playing.

Codex Grey Knights has insured that I'll not play anything but MEQs until the next new codex.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 03:42:53


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


Codex Grey Knight is Chuck Norris in Book form.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 03:46:51


Post by: Happygrunt


Codex Grey Knights made me hide my kids, hide my wife, hide my kids, hide my wife and hid my husband because he's raping everyone out there!

Codex Grey Knights is not codex Deamon Hunters.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 03:47:03


Post by: Brother SRM


Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Codex Grey Knights means we ain't never getting Codex Xenos Hunters


Why does anyone give a damn about Xeno Hunters? They're just Deathwatch Space Marines, which contributes to your complaint about another Marine codex.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 03:51:27


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


Brother SRM wrote:
Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Codex Grey Knights means we ain't never getting Codex Xenos Hunters


Why does anyone give a damn about Xeno Hunters? They're just Deathwatch Space Marines, which contributes to your complaint about another Marine codex.


I could write a Xenos Hunters book filled with Rogue Traders, funky Xenos mercs, crazy =I= kill teams, adeptus mech dissection squads and tons of other crazy wackiness where the Death Watch were just a single elite choice. But yeah, GW would just give us Codex Marines in Black.

Anyway...

Codex Grey Knights will kick down my door and rip up my DH Codex in front of me while I cry!
Codex Grey Knights has 2 settings, and suck!
Codex Grey Knights will require a FAQ longer than the rules!
Codex Grey Knights opposes democratic movements in the Middle East!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 03:51:33


Post by: Jaon


Codex Grey Knights is a focal point for humour

Codex Grey Knights destroyed Kid Kyoto's legacy

Codex Grey Knights makes me happy (see No. #2)

Codex Grey Knights wont be overpowered

Codex Grey Knights will not have AT problems

Codex Grey Knights will not play like space marines

Codex Grey Knights will be competitive

Codex Grey Knights is not Codex Daemonhunters.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 04:11:48


Post by: timetowaste85


Codex Grey Knights needs to meet Skulltaker's flaming sword of " you"

edit-being a daemon player before any other 40k army, I find this book offensive!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 04:16:46


Post by: DA's Forever


Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Brother SRM wrote:
Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Codex Grey Knights means we ain't never getting Codex Xenos Hunters


Why does anyone give a damn about Xeno Hunters? They're just Deathwatch Space Marines, which contributes to your complaint about another Marine codex.


I could write a Xenos Hunters book filled with Rogue Traders, funky Xenos mercs, crazy =I= kill teams, adeptus mech dissection squads and tons of other crazy wackiness where the Death Watch were just a single elite choice. But yeah, GW would just give us Codex Marines in Black.


LotD?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 04:20:21


Post by: Deadshane1


Grey Knight Psycannon....state of the art BANG BANG!


I LIKE IT!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 04:26:19


Post by: solkan


Kid_Kyoto wrote:Codex Grey Knights will require a FAQ longer than the rules!


Codex Grey Knights will get their FAQ first.
Codex Grey Knights will make Blood Angels look balanced.
Codex Grey Knights will receive its second wave before the Tyranid second wave.
The Japanese translation of Codex Grey Knights will come out before the Japanese Dark Eldar codex.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 06:02:27


Post by: Kurgash


Codex Grey Knights pushed back Codex Necrons because of the successful launch, thus putting in their 2nd wave in their place.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 06:44:28


Post by: Jordankeeps


Im thinking the New codex will be a little over powerd but i cant wait! to start collecting them!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 07:25:39


Post by: Brother SRM


I don't think we'll know "the truth about Grey Knights" until their codex comes out. A lot of the rumors around now are allegedly reputable, but the wires always seem to get crossed somewhere.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 07:31:17


Post by: AlexHolker


Codex: Grey Knights was written by Matt Ward.

Codex: Grey Knights has a Grey Knight hero wielding a daemon sword.

Codex: Grey Knights stole the Canoness's Ascension power.

Codex: Grey Knights has only two FA choices, one of which is just a Troops choice with a teleporter.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 07:36:57


Post by: blood reaper


Codex Grey Knights is racist to Daemons!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 09:02:24


Post by: Doombot001


Codex Grey Knights uses too many bonbaonbardlements.

Codex Grey Knights needs to use more space corridors and industrial towers

Codex Grey Knights uses too much multilazors


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 09:13:46


Post by: yeenoghu


First I scrubbed all my Blue marines and repainted them Black. Then I scrubbed off the black and made them light blue-grey. Next I had to scrub them and repaint them red. Then a FAQ came out recently and I started them dark green. Now I have to scrub them again and make them all silver? arrrg they are starting to lose detail.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 09:53:46


Post by: Kroothawk


A Dreadknight can transform into a Land Raider.

5 Dreadknights can transform into a Baneblade.

Sororitas are in the Grey Knight Codex and won't get their own Codex.

Background was written by C.S.Goto. The Dreadnoughts are braying now, but can be beaten by a bunch of street kids!

Grey Knights get a unit of (talking) jetbikes and are called Knight Riders.

There is a special character in dark armour called the Dark Knight.

(Don't quote me in the news&rumour forum, please )


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 10:06:04


Post by: Cerebrium


Whenever you field a Dreadknight, you need to be playing "The Touch" or it will die Turn 1. (Yes, it's a "dreadknight looks like a Transformer" joke. So sue me).

Grey Knight bikes are sadly never happening. (Even though they would have a stupid name.)

You can make Sororitas and Deathwatch marines using Henchmen, supposedly.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 10:11:02


Post by: Soo'Vah'Cha


Codex Grey knights ate my baby

personally my Orks can't wait for the grey knights to arrive and kick the snot outta em, so they can come back and get the snot kicked outta them again, and again, and again, until my boyz get so uge dey kick da snot into the grey knights !, ( and that will be about the time yet another new marine codex will drop on us )

And My tau...hmmm they will react the same way they react to everything shoot it from along................................way away , and then run screaming for the table edge!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 10:14:19


Post by: jonolikespie


Codex grey knights is makeing the internet a bad place thanks to all this whining


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 13:36:54


Post by: Mr Hyena


Brother SRM wrote:
Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Codex Grey Knights means we ain't never getting Codex Xenos Hunters


Why does anyone give a damn about Xeno Hunters? They're just Deathwatch Space Marines, which contributes to your complaint about another Marine codex.


There are more things that can be in Xeno Hunters than there is in Demon Hunters and Witch Hunters.

Think all the Adeptus Biologis stuff, Deathwatch Marines (small numbers, maybe only 2 different squads), Mercenaries, and Rogue-trader like stuff etc

The Jokaero alone is a sign of the uniqueness an Ordo Xenos codex could have had.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 13:42:08


Post by: Gitzbitah


Codex Grey Knights was actually written 5 years ago. Ever since, GW has been striving to find a binding capable of containing its awesomeness. They finally succeeded after cloning the beard of Chuck Norris, and inserting a single hair along the spine of each book.


The Inquisition Army went extinct for your sins! Create Raptor Cotaez and protest this.



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 13:44:13


Post by: Flashman


Mr Hyena wrote:
Brother SRM wrote:
Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Codex Grey Knights means we ain't never getting Codex Xenos Hunters


Why does anyone give a damn about Xeno Hunters? They're just Deathwatch Space Marines, which contributes to your complaint about another Marine codex.


There are more things that can be in Xeno Hunters than there is in Demon Hunters and Witch Hunters.

Think all the Adeptus Biologis stuff, Deathwatch Marines (small numbers, maybe only 2 different squads), Mercenaries, and Rogue-trader like stuff etc

The Jokaero alone is a sign of the uniqueness an Ordo Xenos codex could have had.


Aren't Jokaero aliens? Wouldn't aliens be kind of uncomfortable in the company of a load of alien hunters?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 14:31:47


Post by: baxta182


Codex Grey Knights is gak.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 15:01:11


Post by: I-bounty-hunt-the-elderly


Codex Grey Knights took my baby!

Seriously, I looked at the rumours discussion for them, and it was all people talking about the power balance, rules issues, even talking about the 'practice games' they'd played based on the rumoured rules. How insane are you people? What is the point of stressing over this kind of thing before you see the actual rules printed before you? I can understand being excited and curious, but not all the woe-is-me the rules have changed stuff.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 15:07:15


Post by: Samus_aran115


Codex Grey Knights looks like the cheesiest piece of crap codex I've ever seen. I hate it so far. Might as well call it: Codex- knights

I'm simply amazed at all the completely broken things I've been hearing about. They seem literally unbeatable. I can't even think about beating them with my lowly Nurgle CSM (despite them being Uber-tough "almost broken" themselves") or any other army. Even blood angels seem completely outclassed by them. Which says a lot, considering they're one of the toughest codexes ever....

Not looking forward to them D:


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 15:17:29


Post by: gpfunk


Codex: Grey Knights will delay the new Codex: Orks update (Lol)

Codex: Grey Knights will delay third wave release of Dark Eldar (because the second wave release made me retch)

Codex: Grey Knights will ravage and pillage the town we call WH40k and then will be put in its place as Codex: Space Wolves tears them to shreds. Sad but true.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 16:04:30


Post by: Noir Eternal


Codex: Grey Knights will be the one codex...

Codex: Grey Knights already has a movie projected to come out in 2013

Codex: Grey Knights will come with its own soundtrack that your required to play during every game to emphasize the army's greatness

Codex: Grey Knights was written for 7th edition and is expected to stay ahead of the codex power curve for the next 20 years

Codex: Grey Knights murdered the 3 previous writers for attempting to reduce its power



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 16:08:13


Post by: blood reaper


Thr amount of cheese in Codex: Grey Knights melts peoples eyes


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 16:20:23


Post by: Th3ee Legged Dog


Codex: Grey knights will be the one codex to bring them all together and in the darkness bind them.

Codex: Grey Knights means I can hear people whine about something other then the boys in red.

Codex: grey Knights will not be all that cool.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 16:43:00


Post by: blood reaper


Codex Grey Knights will make me cry


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 16:50:12


Post by: Thaanos


yeenoghu wrote:First I scrubbed all my Blue marines and repainted them Black. Then I scrubbed off the black and made them light blue-grey. Next I had to scrub them and repaint them red. Then a FAQ came out recently and I started them dark green. Now I have to scrub them again and make them all silver? arrrg they are starting to lose detail.

Why not just collect an army of each? Then pool them together for a big game of Apocalypse?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 16:52:42


Post by: martin74


codex grey knights, each copy comes with an autograph from the most interesting man in the world. if only he were a playable character.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 17:29:02


Post by: ChrisWWII


Codex: Grey Knights will let you take the Emperor as an HQ choice. This will be considered fair and legal.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 17:40:52


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


Codex Grey Knights is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood!

Codex Grey Knights was written in 24 hours by several 12 year olds jacked up on Mountain Dew!

Codex Grey Knights is reading this thread!

Codex Grey Knights is responsible for making Sarah Palin a household name!

Codex Grey Knights knows 7 working defenses from this position, 3 of them disarm with minimal contact, 3 of them kill, the last one HURTS!

Codex Grey Knights designed the Storm Raven and thinks it looks pretty cool, especially with the Hurricane Bolters glued on!

Codex Grey Knights could have been Codex Inquisition but chose not to be.

Codex Grey Knights beat up Codex Chaos Marines and stole it's diversity.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 17:44:38


Post by: Requia


Codex Gray knights will be a collection of everything cool the xenos still have (and which the xenos won't have next codex).


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 18:32:50


Post by: Th3ee Legged Dog


Requia wrote:Codex Gray knights will be a collection of everything cool the xenos still have (and which the xenos won't have next codex).


LoL


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 18:36:34


Post by: Gibbsey


Codex Grey Knights: Laughs at you Americans who spell it Gray


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 18:39:47


Post by: Mr Hyena


Flashman wrote:
Mr Hyena wrote:
Brother SRM wrote:
Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Codex Grey Knights means we ain't never getting Codex Xenos Hunters


Why does anyone give a damn about Xeno Hunters? They're just Deathwatch Space Marines, which contributes to your complaint about another Marine codex.


There are more things that can be in Xeno Hunters than there is in Demon Hunters and Witch Hunters.

Think all the Adeptus Biologis stuff, Deathwatch Marines (small numbers, maybe only 2 different squads), Mercenaries, and Rogue-trader like stuff etc

The Jokaero alone is a sign of the uniqueness an Ordo Xenos codex could have had.


Aren't Jokaero aliens? Wouldn't aliens be kind of uncomfortable in the company of a load of alien hunters?


No more so than a Daemonhost in a Daemonhunter army or Pentient Psykers in a Witch hunters army. They serve a similar purpose.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 20:11:04


Post by: Vaktathi


Having gotten a chance to read the GK codex recently, I have to say that I'm astonished. They managed to make even more pants on head slowed fan-ficy fluff than they did with the SM, SW and BA books, giving the worst Sam/Frodo internet terribad fanstories a run for their money.



When will they finally stop and remove Mat Ward?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 20:18:40


Post by: Gibbsey


Vaktathi wrote:Having gotten a chance to read the GK codex recently, I have to say that I'm astonished. They managed to make even more pants on head slowed fan-ficy fluff than they did with the SM, SW and BA books, giving the worst Sam/Frodo internet terribad fanstories a run for their money.



When will they finally stop and remove Mat Ward?


Did they bro fist Necrons? kill an avatar?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 20:20:55


Post by: ChiliPowderKeg


Codex Grey Knights banned your children, and your children's children, and your children's children's children from the FLGS; for 3 months.

Codex Grey Knights like a boss.

Codex Grey Knights burps unicorns and poops rainbows, which makes Scout cry.

Codex Grey Knights is not as terribadly heinous as the LOTR model range

Codex Grey Knights got a Moderator warning.

Codex Grey Knights cannot Tau while they BA, while they IG, while they CSM, while they SM, while they Chaos Daemons, while they Elfderp, while they eat Tacos, while they Tau.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 20:33:33


Post by: Vaktathi


Well, for instance, Draigo has Killed Daemon Prince M'kar twice, carved his name into Mortarion's (the Death Guard Daemon Primarch) heart as his first act as Lord Grand Master for the death of the previous Grand Master, held a pass for two days for an IG regiment to escape and landed every single blow and bolter shot for two days, got sucked into the warp and killed a bloodthirster and takes its axe to reforge into a new sword, burns Nurgle's garden and destroys Tzeentch's city single handedly and buries a lord of Change in it, and now Daemons are too afraid to face him in battle. Now he spends is time fighting through the realm of chaos, sometimes being able to return and getting sucked back in again.



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 20:38:31


Post by: blood reaper


Vaktathi wrote:Well, for instance, Draigo has Killed Daemon Prince M'kar twice, carved his name into Mortarion's (the Death Guard Daemon Primarch) heart as his first act as Lord Grand Master for the death of the previous Grand Master, held a pass for two days for an IG regiment to escape and landed every single blow and bolter shot for two days, got sucked into the warp and killed a bloodthirster and takes its axe to reforge into a new sword, burns Nurgle's garden and destroys Tzeentch's city single handedly and buries a lord of Change in it, and now Daemons are too afraid to face him in battle. Now he spends is time fighting through the realm of chaos, sometimes being able to return and getting sucked back in again.


WHAT!? WHAT!? DAMM YOU GW!!!!!!!!!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 20:45:43


Post by: Phanatik


Codex Gray Knights almost makes me want to come out of the Witness Protection Program.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/18 21:12:17


Post by: yeenoghu


Kroothawk wrote:A Dreadknight can transform into a Land Raider.

5 Dreadknights can transform into a Baneblade.



They now teleport out of drop pods mid-descent, leaving the pods to crash down amongst the enemy like an ordnance barrage. They call this maneuver the "Knightfall"

They also have an ability called "Knightwatch" which involves shooting during the opponents movement phase.

They all benefit from "KnightVision"

They will have a heavily armored cavalry unit with power lances called the "Knight Knights"


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 01:41:46


Post by: Samus_aran115


Is that draigo fluff even partially real? It sounded okay until you mentioned mortarion

Codex Grey Knights will make GW a lot of money.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 02:14:56


Post by: puma713


No matter how many advantages Codex: Grey Knights has, it will always be written by Matt Ward.

That's like having an amazing singing voice, but only because you've been castrated.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 02:34:57


Post by: Kommissar Kel


Codex: Grey Knights Killed my van today while I was on vacation forcing me to sell it for scrap, and call my mom to come pick me, my wife, and our 2 kids up(true story).


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 02:41:51


Post by: puma713


Kommissar Kel wrote:Codex: Grey Knights Killed my van today while I was on vacation forcing me to sell it for scrap, and call my mom to come pick me, my wife, and our 2 kids up(true story).




And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 02:51:12


Post by: Emperors Faithful


Happygrunt wrote:Codex Grey Knights made me hide my kids, hide my wife, hide my kids, hide my wife and hid my husband because he's raping everyone out there!


Sigged.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 03:47:27


Post by: GeneralDisaray


Codex: grey/gray knights stole the lindburgh baby!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 03:51:13


Post by: ChrisWWII


Samus_aran115 wrote:Is that draigo fluff even partially real? It sounded okay until you mentioned mortarion

Codex Grey Knights will make GW a lot of money.


It's real. All of it is real. I personally think this fluff is worse than Calgar's in the 'ridiculouslly OTT' sense. I am trying to justify it to myself...but yeah. Beating an Avatar is ok, but having your first act as Lord of the Grey Knights being to curbstomp a primarch....yeah, that's pretty bad.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 03:58:07


Post by: puma713


ChrisWWII wrote:
Samus_aran115 wrote:Is that draigo fluff even partially real? It sounded okay until you mentioned mortarion

Codex Grey Knights will make GW a lot of money.


It's real. All of it is real. I personally think this fluff is worse than Calgar's in the 'ridiculouslly OTT' sense. I am trying to justify it to myself...but yeah. Beating an Avatar is ok, but having your first act as Lord of the Grey Knights being to curbstomp a primarch....yeah, that's pretty bad.


What about Mortarion? All that I see in his fluff is the battle with M'kar.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 04:08:22


Post by: Corvus


Codex Grey Knights considers Marneus Calgar to be its spiritual leige



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 04:09:11


Post by: Laughing God


Codex Grey Knights whiped its with origional 40k fluff

Codex Grey Knights will make GW thousands by having every tween wet there pants when they hear they can table veteran players with half the model count, half the time painting, and half the tactical effort... fml

Codex Grey Knights says "Dark eldwho, what, now?"

Codex Grey Knights was seen back handing starscream

Codex Grey knights eats teddy grams and s grizzly bears

Codex SW and Codex BA were actually just unfinnished verzions of Codex Grey Knights.


If even half the fluff is true Im going to make fun of ever Grey Knight player I see for even having the adacity to promote such fluff garbage and over the top by spending money on it.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 04:50:57


Post by: puma713


Laughing God wrote:
Codex Grey Knights was seen back handing starscream



You're getting close to crossing the line there, my friend.





And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 06:10:57


Post by: Soo'Vah'Cha


Codex Grey knights has a petting zoo on Titan where for one dollar you can kick Chuck Norris in the Ballz

Codex Grey Knights Fluff will be so powerful if will be called granite

Codex Grey Knights will pity the fool


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 09:39:23


Post by: Commander Endova


Codex Grey KNights stole my virginity.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 10:23:22


Post by: H.B.M.C.


Now show me on this Codex where Matt Ward touched you...


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 10:25:50


Post by: SagesStone


You should know by now Matt Ward goes all or nothing when it comes to codices.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 10:31:52


Post by: TheDevo


Commander Endova wrote:Codex Grey KNights stole my virginity.

Dang, I must be reading it wrong.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 12:30:02


Post by: ChrisWWII


puma713 wrote:
ChrisWWII wrote:
Samus_aran115 wrote:Is that draigo fluff even partially real? It sounded okay until you mentioned mortarion

Codex Grey Knights will make GW a lot of money.


It's real. All of it is real. I personally think this fluff is worse than Calgar's in the 'ridiculouslly OTT' sense. I am trying to justify it to myself...but yeah. Beating an Avatar is ok, but having your first act as Lord of the Grey Knights being to curbstomp a primarch....yeah, that's pretty bad.


What about Mortarion? All that I see in his fluff is the battle with M'kar.


It's after his battle with M'Kar....apparently, Moratorian killed the last Lord of the Grey Knight's and Draigo became Lord, and his first act was to carve his predecessor's name on Moratorian's heart.....

God, ignoring the possibilities with the codex itself, the fluff alone makes me shudder.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 15:55:21


Post by: Samus_aran115


That doesn't even make sense. How could a piece of crap grey knight dude get close enough to a freaking daemonic primarch? Mortarion doesn't leave his throne very often....

I think I'll play Against GK ONCE. After that I'll just refuse to play against them. I think a lot of people will feel the same way.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 16:10:07


Post by: ChrisWWII


Samus_aran115 wrote:That doesn't even make sense. How could a piece of crap grey knight dude get close enough to a freaking daemonic primarch? Mortarion doesn't leave his throne very often....


Well, he's not random generic Grey Knight #891, he is the 2nd in command of the entirity of the Grey Knighs chapter, so there's that...but yes. You see the basic problem with the Grey Knights fluff. Moreover, that's not the worst thing he's done. After that, he beat M'Kar a second time in an honestly cool fight, then M'Kar threw him into the Warp. ...This is where it gets bad, while he's in the Warp he kicks the ass of a Bloodthirster basically at the base of the Skull Throne, and takes the Bloodthirster's axe, and uses it to forge himself a new sword. He then burned Nurgle's gardens, and tore down the Immortal City of Tzeentch.

He is now so badass that daemons fear to fight him.

So we're lucky that he didn't kill one of the Chaos Gods, and I'm really really hoping Matt Ward is not given any new codexes to write.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 16:20:03


Post by: Gitzbitah


Codex: Grey Knights features the champion of the 5th Chaos God, Malal, kicking all of the other's butts- at once, in a pudding wrassling match that no one wants to see- except for you, Slaanesh.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 16:20:39


Post by: Rymafyr


Codex Grey Knights means IoM wins, pack it up folks.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 16:34:03


Post by: Macok


Codex Grey Knights means that the Emperor can still sleep comfy-cosy on his throne. No need to get up...


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 16:46:42


Post by: juraigamer


Codex: Grey Knights is the WAAC players dream and will at least generate enough revenue for GW to release a non space marine codex in the future.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 16:49:00


Post by: Mr Hyena


Samus_aran115 wrote:That doesn't even make sense. How could a piece of crap grey knight dude get close enough to a freaking daemonic primarch? Mortarion doesn't leave his throne very often....

I think I'll play Against GK ONCE. After that I'll just refuse to play against them. I think a lot of people will feel the same way.


Grey Knights are the best the Imperium has though; expecially at their best against Daemons. So it isn't too far to think that one of the best of the best of the Grey Knights would be able to fight a daemon primarch. Out of everything the Imperium has, really, Grey Knights are the only thing that could stand upto one.

But yeah; it does sound a bit silly, but not absolutely as bad as people made out.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 17:10:29


Post by: Kroothawk


No Eldar Avatar was harmed in the production of this Codex.
(Well, you didn't believe this, right? Every Codex now kills an Eldar Avatar!)


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 18:45:07


Post by: timetowaste85


Having seen the true "razor-spam" this codex can take (here's looking at YOU, leaked copy), this is kinda busted. Like "GW just raped my kitty" broken. The idea of running like 10-115 razorbacks with TL Plasma guns and Lascannons just feels wrong, and according to the codex, you can do it. Yuck. Bandwagon jumpers are gonna see a LOT bigger hole in their wallets for the number of razorbacks they'll hafta buy.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 18:57:37


Post by: shealyr


timetowaste85 wrote:Having seen the true "razor-spam" this codex can take (here's looking at YOU, leaked copy), this is kinda busted. Like "GW just raped my kitty" broken. The idea of running like 10-115 razorbacks with TL Plasma guns and Lascannons just feels wrong, and according to the codex, you can do it. Yuck. Bandwagon jumpers are gonna see a LOT bigger hole in their wallets for the number of razorbacks they'll hafta buy.


Um... you can only take 12 Razorbacks in C:GK. If you take Coteaz, Henchmen "ARE TROOPS"

This means that yes, they do take up a force org slot. The only time the do not take up a force org slot is if you take the one per Inquisitor.

And even if a GK player does take 12 Razorbacks, it means they're not taking any Vindicare Assassins, Dreaknights, Strike Squads, or Paladins.

The fact that people actually think this codex is overpowered is ridiculous right now. Just freaking wait till you see the armory and wargear, and then we'll see. Unless Psych-Out Grenades do something completely and totally insane, and unless Empyrean Brain Mines somehow negate enemy psychic defense, this codex will probably be very well balanced.

The fluff though...


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 19:12:25


Post by: timetowaste85


I didn't see the inquisitor ruling, but I did see the "henchmen units will not take up any slots in the FOC" comment right under their heading. Is it in the inquisitors rule section?

-whoop, just saw that part. I need to read more carefully next time


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 19:18:38


Post by: shealyr


timetowaste85 wrote:I didn't see the inquisitor ruling, but I did see the "henchmen units will not take up any slots in the FOC" comment right under their heading. Is it in the inquisitors rule section?

-whoop, just saw that part. I need to read more carefully next time


Annnnnnd here is your problem ladies and gentlemen. People are assuming that the codex is going to be overpowered instead of actually reading the rules carefully to try and get a real sense of the matter.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 19:25:11


Post by: Cerebrium


Codex Grey Knights is going to give me an anyeurism thanks to all the whining, and how much I need to defend it even though the copy we have is a playtest copy.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 20:37:59


Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy


Codex: Grey Knights is, if I am hearing things correctly, allowing me to feild an army of Orangutangs in space. This is all I care about.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 20:53:36


Post by: Noisy_Marine


AlexHolker wrote:

Codex: Grey Knights has a Grey Knight hero wielding a daemon sword.


Maybe he's just a radical Grey Knight ... erm ...



Codex: Grey Knights has only two FA choices, one of which is just a Troops choice with a teleporter.


What? Again? For feth's sake GW, how hard is it to think of units that aren't just "this unit plus haz jump packs/bikes whatever."

Anyways:

Codex Grey Knights forces you to rend in order to kill AV 14.

Codex Grey Knights could be so much more than just Grey Knights.

Codex Grey Knights has more psychic powers that remove models from play.

Codex Grey Knights has too many psykers.

Codex Grey Knights hit my car in the parking lot and didn't leave a note.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 21:01:32


Post by: Macok


Kroothawk wrote:No Eldar Avatar was harmed in the production of this Codex.
(Well, you didn't believe this, right? Every Codex now kills an Eldar Avatar!)


Hahaha, that is so true.. It really pisses mi off that Eldar Avatar has become a lousy pushover due to The Worf Effect


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 21:08:43


Post by: Noisy_Marine


Vaktathi wrote:Well, for instance, Draigo has Killed Daemon Prince M'kar twice, carved his name into Mortarion's (the Death Guard Daemon Primarch) heart as his first act as Lord Grand Master for the death of the previous Grand Master, held a pass for two days for an IG regiment to escape and landed every single blow and bolter shot for two days, got sucked into the warp and killed a bloodthirster and takes its axe to reforge into a new sword, burns Nurgle's garden and destroys Tzeentch's city single handedly and buries a lord of Change in it, and now Daemons are too afraid to face him in battle. Now he spends is time fighting through the realm of chaos, sometimes being able to return and getting sucked back in again.



Holy feth gak you have got to be kidding! You are kidding right?

Doesn't that make Mortarion dead (or maybe the heart is on loan)? Hey, if he burned down Nurgle's garden did he rescue the trapped Eldar goddess? I'm guessing he not only rescued her he banged her and put the video on the internet for money.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 21:30:11


Post by: shealyr


Noisy_Marine wrote:
AlexHolker wrote:

Codex: Grey Knights has a Grey Knight hero wielding a daemon sword.


Maybe he's just a radical Grey Knight ... erm ...


He's the keeper of the Blade of Antwyr, a Demon Sword so evil that if it were simply cast into the void of space, it would inevitably draw a champion to its presence, and have to be delt with again.

Instead, the Champion of the Purifiers traditionally carries the blade, but does not call upon its powers, merely relying upon their skill at arms.

This is why the blade isn't a Force Weapon. It isn't even a power weapon. It's a close combat weapon.

However, due to Crowe's martial skill, his close combat attacks rend on a 4+. Oh, and any enemy unit that charges him gets Furious Charge AND re-rolls to hit, because the demon spurs rage in Crowe's enemies.

Overall, the Demon Weapon does more harm than good to Crowe, rules-wise. Oh look, and entry that actually makes sense....

See what happens when you don't jump to conclusions based on insufficient information?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 21:42:05


Post by: Noisy_Marine


Having read your reply, I maintain that the whole grey knight with a demon sword still sounds stupid. I don't care about the rules of the sword, its just a dumb idea.



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 21:49:28


Post by: Cerebrium


I think it's not that bad. Not the worst fluff in the book by miles.

I mean, if I had found a daemon weapon, the Grey Knights would be the SMART place to keep it. Good at maintaining relics, (until this point) uncorruptable, enough strength to keep it and make sure no-one else gets it...


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 22:01:13


Post by: ChrisWWII


Most of the fluff is decent, and makes sense. However, it's just the Daigo fluff that drives me nuts. If they had ended it with him being sucked into the Warp, and appearing occasionally to help the Grey Knights, then it'd actually be pretty awesome!

But no, they had to put in a bunch of stuff of him doing awesome stuff in the Realm of Chaos....


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 22:35:50


Post by: AlexHolker


shealyr wrote:He's the keeper of the Blade of Antwyr, a Demon Sword so evil that if it were simply cast into the void of space, it would inevitably draw a champion to its presence, and have to be delt with again.

Instead, the Champion of the Purifiers traditionally carries the blade, but does not call upon its powers, merely relying upon their skill at arms.

This is why the blade isn't a Force Weapon. It isn't even a power weapon. It's a close combat weapon.

That is still stupid. As I said on B&C, it's like the daemon weapon equivalent to "I tried smoking marijuana, but I didn't inhale". If he's not getting any benefit from wielding the damn thing, why tempt fate by doing so? Just carry the Blade of Antwyr and wield a second sword. It could even be a power sword if he likes.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 22:46:09


Post by: Noisy_Marine


Or maybe smash the Blade of Antwyr with a big hammer. Or have Draigo manifest sanctfied flame and destroy the hammer, since he's already used that to destroy Nurgle's garden, Slaanesh's harem, Tzeentch's city, and Khorne's bungalow.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 22:47:06


Post by: NoBaconz4You


Have you seen the rules (or 'leaked' copy), they are insanely cheap, same points as a regular bolter armed marine, but with a force weapon AND a storm bolter (assault, ASSAULT NOT Rapid fire!) and psychic powers! Omg, and the dreadknight aswell, makes me want to puke!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 22:49:00


Post by: Noisy_Marine


NoBaconz4You wrote:Have you seen the rules (or 'leaked' copy), they are insanely cheap, same points as a regular bolter armed marine, but with a force weapon AND a storm bolter (assault, ASSAULT NOT Rapid fire!) and psychic powers! Omg, and the dreadknight aswell, makes me want to puke!


What are? Thousand Sons?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 22:54:05


Post by: NoBaconz4You


Noisy_Marine wrote:
NoBaconz4You wrote:Have you seen the rules (or 'leaked' copy), they are insanely cheap, same points as a regular bolter armed marine, but with a force weapon AND a storm bolter (assault, ASSAULT NOT Rapid fire!) and psychic powers! Omg, and the dreadknight aswell, makes me want to puke!


What are? Thousand Sons?


Sorry, the grey knight strike squad.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 23:51:23


Post by: Lord Castellan


Codex: Grey Knights killed Kenny!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/19 23:56:56


Post by: NoBaconz4You


Codex: Grey Knights makes Codex: BA look like Codex: Eldar


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 00:22:10


Post by: Kroothawk


Codex Grey Knights has no unit that can kill a Tervigon in a heartbeat (hahaha!).


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 00:28:59


Post by: shealyr


Noisy_Marine wrote:Having read your reply, I maintain that the whole grey knight with a demon sword still sounds stupid. I don't care about the rules of the sword, its just a dumb idea.



Well this how about this:

The sword cannot be destroyed by any means. Smashing, melding, psychic blasting, plasma, vaporizing, all are useless.

So what do you do with it?

If they cast it into the void, it will draw a new owner and corrupt them.

If it is hidden in the vaults below Titan, it will corrupt the servitor keepers there.

So what do you do with the sword? The only thing you can do: give it to your most devout, martially skilled, incorruptable member, and have him use it's pure physical properties, not it's psychic abilities or bound Daemon.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 00:29:32


Post by: Footsloggin


@ Kroothawk Don't you mean that can't kill a Tervigon in a heartbeat? Libbys can, if your going under the assumption of this codex is the one which will be released.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 00:51:40


Post by: AlexHolker


shealyr wrote:If it is hidden in the vaults below Titan, it will corrupt the servitor keepers there.

If they were corruptible, why are they used anywhere near the vaults?

So what do you do with the sword? The only thing you can do: give it to your most devout, martially skilled, incorruptable member, and have him use it's pure physical properties, not it's psychic abilities or bound Daemon.

Why would he wield a daemon weapon for such a paltry benefit? Like I said, the fluff would be far less stupid if he was just guarding it and not using it as a weapon.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 00:53:27


Post by: kirsanth


Kroothawk wrote:Codex Grey Knights has no unit that can kill a Tervigon in a heartbeat (hahaha!).








And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 00:55:48


Post by: Commander Endova


H.B.M.C. wrote:Now show me on this Codex where Matt Ward touched you...


He tried to Land Raider my Vortex of Doom with his Warding Stave.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 01:09:25


Post by: Shas'O Dorian


Codex grey knights has not been released yet and has made people bitch about how OP it will be.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 01:10:23


Post by: Mr Hyena


ChrisWWII wrote:Most of the fluff is decent, and makes sense. However, it's just the Daigo fluff that drives me nuts. If they had ended it with him being sucked into the Warp, and appearing occasionally to help the Grey Knights, then it'd actually be pretty awesome!

But no, they had to put in a bunch of stuff of him doing awesome stuff in the Realm of Chaos....


Umm...what happens when you put an elite, highly-specialised warrior in a place swarming with their prefered prey?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 01:14:20


Post by: Vaktathi


Shas'O Dorian wrote:Codex grey knights has not been released yet and has made people bitch about how OP it will be.
Because people are looking over a leaked copy and can see for themselves what is available and what things cost, and there are some rather crazy options and costs.

Umm...what happens when you put an elite, highly-specialised warrior in a place swarming with their prefered prey?
There's a difference here.

Lets take a Lion Hunter. He's great at hunting lions, has killed hundreds. But he's probably going to last about 5 seconds, if that, if he suddenly ends up in the middle of a Lion pride.

There's a difference between being good at fighting an enemy, and being able to walk into a nether-dimension where the laws of nature don't apply, walk right into the heart of your enemies power, and simply annihilate everything in your path. He's doing stuff that even Primarchs, Phoenix Warriors, and even the God Emperor couldn't do.





And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 01:18:40


Post by: gendoikari87


Vaktathi wrote:
Shas'O Dorian wrote:Codex grey knights has not been released yet and has made people bitch about how OP it will be.
Because people are looking over a leaked copy and can see for themselves what is available and what things cost, and there are some rather crazy options and costs.


well the leaked document if valid is still a working copy and probably something GW leaked to see how people would react, also, Ordo hereticus, Xenos, and malleus inquisitors......... I dont want to say it but ... you know what I'm thinking.

also, if the henchmen stuff is true, it's WIN, admech army time!!!!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 01:38:02


Post by: Mr Hyena


There's a difference here.

Lets take a Lion Hunter. He's great at hunting lions, has killed hundreds. But he's probably going to last about 5 seconds, if that, if he suddenly ends up in the middle of a Lion pride.

There's a difference between being good at fighting an enemy, and being able to walk into a nether-dimension where the laws of nature don't apply, walk right into the heart of your enemies power, and simply annihilate everything in your path. He's doing stuff that even Primarchs, Phoenix Warriors, and even the God Emperor couldn't do.


Except Grey Knights are supposed to transcend being merely good. Hes the second in command. I'd say that would put him on near-Primarch power.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 02:18:36


Post by: ChrisWWII


He may be near-Primarch power, but (ignoring the fact he curb stomped a daemon Primarch, which is its own can of worms), but even Primarchs didn't go around annhilating all that was sent to face them. Leman Russ isn't going around burning Nurgle's garden or tearing down Tzeentch's city....so why is Daigo suddenly able to do that?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 02:51:11


Post by: Vaktathi


Mr Hyena wrote:
Except Grey Knights are supposed to transcend being merely good. Hes the second in command. I'd say that would put him on near-Primarch power.
He's still a Space Marine, it's not like he's physically any different than any other Marine, just more experienced, maybe a bit more psychically powerful, but that shouldn't put him on the level of a Primarch, and certainly not on the level of doing stuff even the Primarch's or the God Emperor never achieved.

The God Emperor and the Custodes had their hands full holding off a Daemonic invasion through the Imperial Webway during the Siege of Terra. I find it hard to believe that if the God Emperor and his mighty Custodes could not tread in such a place, wreak such havoc, or strike an emotion like Fear into Daemons, then a Grey Knight, even as specialized as he is, isn't going to do so.



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 04:40:30


Post by: Noisy_Marine


That's a good point. Draigo isn't a Primarch, but he's beaten one in combat. Then he made the warp his bitch. I bet Magus the Red wishes he could do that too.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 04:43:44


Post by: Asherian Command


Codex Grey Knights stole my money!

Codex Grey Knights stole my girlfriend!

Codex Grey Knights graped my love for people

Codex grey knight owned my puppy.

Codex Grey Knights stole my car.

Codex Grey knights BLAMED THE VICTIM!

Codex Grey Knights bit my finger.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 05:00:08


Post by: oni


Codex Grey Knights is the Shake Weight of Warhammer 40,000. "Your workout is finished, here is some cab fare, now going to sleep mode."


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 05:10:10


Post by: timetowaste85


shealyr wrote:
timetowaste85 wrote:I didn't see the inquisitor ruling, but I did see the "henchmen units will not take up any slots in the FOC" comment right under their heading. Is it in the inquisitors rule section?

-whoop, just saw that part. I need to read more carefully next time


Annnnnnd here is your problem ladies and gentlemen. People are assuming that the codex is going to be overpowered instead of actually reading the rules carefully to try and get a real sense of the matter.


Some of us were also getting ready for work and only had a couple of minutes to peruse the book and tried to look at EVERYTHING within 5 minutes. Details get missed. Besides, it was quite a common rumor that they were going to be able to exist outside of the FOC, regardless of inquisitors. Sarcasm wasn't really necessary here, right bud?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 05:10:46


Post by: hemingway


Codex: Grey Knights is so powerful that it can travel back in time to make all the previous losses 5th Ed Grey Knight codices ever suffered insta-wins

When Codex: Grey Knights goes into the warp, it goes to the throne of skulls, looks up, and sees a Grey Knight on top of it.

Codex: Grey Knights is the first codex that will allow me to field 40 Kird Apes since M:tG unlimited

Codex: Grey Knights wrote itself, burned itself, and rose from the ashes

Codex: Grey Knights is made of Awesome Space Magic and Kittens, and Titan is all out of kittens.





And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 07:40:49


Post by: SagesStone


Codex: Grey Knights allowed Matt Ward to travel back in time and choke the ten year old version of him that didn't want to write codices. Then it let him travel back in time to save himself from his alternate self and show him what would happen if he didn't as the present and past Matt Wards watch an alternate present Matt Ward choke the alternate past Matt Ward for not liking Space Marines. Then it resolved the paradox created by this, leaving Matt Ward with the subconscious desire to make the ultimate Space Marines Codex. Ultimately leading to Codex: Grey Knight's creation. Thus Codex: Grey Knights not only created itself it altered the timeline to ensure it created itself.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 11:00:24


Post by: Kroothawk


GW considered having Chuck Norris as a special character in the Grey Knight Codex, but he turned out too weak.
Footsloggin wrote:@ Kroothawk Don't you mean that can't kill a Tervigon in a heartbeat? Libbys can, if your going under the assumption of this codex is the one which will be released.

Shas'O Dorian wrote:Codex grey knights has not been released yet and has made people bitch about how OP it will be.

You are aware that this is a satirical thread, right? Of course does every new Codex have an autowin button against Tyranids!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 11:02:34


Post by: Cerebrium


Codex Grey Knights came and took mah baby!

Codex Grey Knights kicked the dog.

Codex Grey Knights was the cat. (10 points to those that get the reference!)

Codex Grey Knights was phone.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 11:42:08


Post by: Macok


Codex Grey Knights took our jobs!

Codex Grey Knights is a spy!

Codex Grey Knights is a lie!

I think that everybody talking about codex creep is wrong.. It's fluff creep.. When Tau will be released Commander Farsight is going to @$$rape Khorne and some random Etheral will close the Eye of Terror for good...


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 14:36:17


Post by: Nagashek


Deadshane1 wrote:Grey Knight Psycannon....state of the art BANG BANG!


I LIKE IT!


Give the man a hand!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 14:43:08


Post by: Footsloggin


Kroothawk wrote:Of course does every new Codex have an autowin button against Tyranids!


*Looks at C: Dark Eldar* Ok, my Nids are dead there, Poisoned weapons galore...

*Looks at C: Blood Angels* Damn you Mephy and FnP craziness slaughtering my MCs and gribblies...

*Looks at C: Space Wolves* Why do they have armywide Counter attack and a 24" line which sucks up all of my MCs and 15 Missile launchers!!!!

*Looks at C: Imperial Guard* Tanks, blobs, and chimeras...

Dear GW,

Why did you remove EW Synapse? Also, did you think it was a genius idea to give an assault based army NO ASSAULT GRENADES?!

But in all seriousness, GKs are just the final nail in the Tyranid Biological coffin. Hopefully when the real codex comes out, it will change, and clarify certain aspects.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 14:59:41


Post by: Cerebrium


Grey Knights will get a second wave before Tyranids.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 15:04:57


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


Codex Grey Knights has just one weak point, but it's ray shielded so we'll have to use proton torpedoes.

Codex Grey Knights made Mary Sue cry because she's underpowered.

Codex Grey Knights craved its name into Andy Chamber's heart.

Codex Grey Knights has 10% more skulls on its cover than any other codex ever.



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 15:06:59


Post by: Cerebrium


Codex Grey Knights is what's for dinner.

Codex Grey Knights once arm-wrestled Kharn. And won.

Codex Grey Knights gave a sponge bath to Nurgle.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 16:03:57


Post by: kirsanth


Footsloggin wrote:Why did you remove EW Synapse?
So that GK can one shot the monstrocity that curb-stomped Marnius Calgar. Without a Force Weapon.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 18:31:40


Post by: puma713


n0t_u wrote:Codex: Grey Knights allowed Matt Ward to travel back in time and choke the ten year old version of him that didn't want to write codices. Then it let him travel back in time to save himself from his alternate self and show him what would happen if he didn't as the present and past Matt Wards watch an alternate present Matt Ward choke the alternate past Matt Ward for not liking Space Marines. Then it resolved the paradox created by this, leaving Matt Ward with the subconscious desire to make the ultimate Space Marines Codex. Ultimately leading to Codex: Grey Knight's creation. Thus Codex: Grey Knights not only created itself it altered the timeline to ensure it created itself.


The Grey Knight Codex has become self-aware.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 18:33:58


Post by: Macok


puma713 wrote:The Grey Knight Codex has become self-aware.

OH MY GOD! And now it's tasted human flesh! RUUUUN!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 18:48:44


Post by: Footsloggin


It's Sky-Net all over again!!!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 19:46:08


Post by: Mordoskul


Codex: Grey Knights identifies power creep as a feature, not a bug
Codex: Grey Knights will force you to purchase all metal miniatures for the rest of your pathetic, miserable, life.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 20:09:25


Post by: Nagashek


Codex: Grey Knights did it to inpress Jodi Foster.

I could never figure out why the fluff presented in the codices doesn't include at least one or two losses. It generates drama and a reason for players to seek out certain other armies for fun. IE "In 922m40, the orks curbstomped this particular SM chapter, after they were depleted fighting necrons. The leader of that Waagh is not known and so they continue to hunt for him for vengeance."

Sort of like how for a while there the box art for any non marine unit was portrayed getting the bajezus blown out of it (cf the Pirahna box art). Never a rousing endorsement for a vehicle/unit. Things don't have to always win, but they don't have to always lose, either.

"Nothing can kill a Jedi."
"If only that were true."


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 21:20:00


Post by: Lucid


Codex Grey Knights makes grown men cry . . .

Codex Grey Knights eats Daemons and poops victory. . .

Codex Grey Knights Will love me for who I am . . .


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 21:38:24


Post by: crazypsyko666


ChrisWWII wrote:
puma713 wrote:
ChrisWWII wrote:
Samus_aran115 wrote:Is that draigo fluff even partially real? It sounded okay until you mentioned mortarion

Codex Grey Knights will make GW a lot of money.


It's real. All of it is real. I personally think this fluff is worse than Calgar's in the 'ridiculouslly OTT' sense. I am trying to justify it to myself...but yeah. Beating an Avatar is ok, but having your first act as Lord of the Grey Knights being to curbstomp a primarch....yeah, that's pretty bad.


What about Mortarion? All that I see in his fluff is the battle with M'kar.


It's after his battle with M'Kar....apparently, Moratorian killed the last Lord of the Grey Knight's and Draigo became Lord, and his first act was to carve his predecessor's name on Moratorian's heart.....

God, ignoring the possibilities with the codex itself, the fluff alone makes me shudder.
I read this twice (in the book) as 'threatened to carve his name into Mortarion's heart'. Something tells me my brain was trying to protect me from the awfulness.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 22:35:59


Post by: Requia


Nagashek wrote:Codex: Grey Knights did it to inpress Jodi Foster.

I could never figure out why the fluff presented in the codices doesn't include at least one or two losses. It generates drama and a reason for players to seek out certain other armies for fun. IE "In 922m40, the orks curbstomped this particular SM chapter, after they were depleted fighting necrons. The leader of that Waagh is not known and so they continue to hunt for him for vengeance."

Sort of like how for a while there the box art for any non marine unit was portrayed getting the bajezus blown out of it (cf the Pirahna box art). Never a rousing endorsement for a vehicle/unit. Things don't have to always win, but they don't have to always lose, either.

"Nothing can kill a Jedi."
"If only that were true."


As far as I can tell, they do all present both losses and victories, except the imperium codices. Or maybe that's what you meant.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 22:36:18


Post by: Cerebrium


Found this picture and it reminded me of the reaction to Draigo:



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 23:10:59


Post by: Kroothawk


The Codex-pdf was leaked by Mat Ward himself
Fire him at once!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 23:27:21


Post by: Noisy_Marine


crazypsyko666 wrote:
ChrisWWII wrote:
puma713 wrote:
ChrisWWII wrote:
Samus_aran115 wrote:Is that draigo fluff even partially real? It sounded okay until you mentioned mortarion

Codex Grey Knights will make GW a lot of money.


It's real. All of it is real. I personally think this fluff is worse than Calgar's in the 'ridiculouslly OTT' sense. I am trying to justify it to myself...but yeah. Beating an Avatar is ok, but having your first act as Lord of the Grey Knights being to curbstomp a primarch....yeah, that's pretty bad.


What about Mortarion? All that I see in his fluff is the battle with M'kar.


It's after his battle with M'Kar....apparently, Moratorian killed the last Lord of the Grey Knight's and Draigo became Lord, and his first act was to carve his predecessor's name on Moratorian's heart.....

God, ignoring the possibilities with the codex itself, the fluff alone makes me shudder.
I read this twice (in the book) as 'threatened to carve his name into Mortarion's heart'. Something tells me my brain was trying to protect me from the awfulness.


It's true. A demon Primarch had his ass kicked by a single Grey Kngiht. The end is nigh. NIGH I SAY!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/20 23:49:49


Post by: ph34r


To be fair the single grey knight was not only a Grandmaster, stronger than a chapter master, of the chapter dedicated entirely to fighting daemons, and he lost. The job was only finished by his successor, in vengeance.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 00:44:22


Post by: Noisy_Marine


And yet should a grandmaster be able to challenge a Primarch? Should anything below a Primarch trouble another Primarch in combat?

I say nay! THE END IS NIGH!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 00:46:05


Post by: ChrisWWII


Well, given that a bad ass Guardmsn like Cain could hold his own against a Marine, I'd say a high level GK like a Grand Master should be able to hold his own against a Primarch. The problem is that he shouldn't be able to BEAT said Primarch, then carve a name into said Primarch's heart. THAT is what's OTT.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 00:53:51


Post by: Noisy_Marine


ChrisWWII wrote:Well, given that a bad ass Guardmsn like Cain could hold his own against a Marine, I'd say a high level GK like a Grand Master should be able to hold his own against a Primarch. The problem is that he shouldn't be able to BEAT said Primarch, then carve a name into said Primarch's heart. THAT is what's OTT.


I think Cain is definitely the exception to the rule, but that's for another thread.

The part about carving into Mortarion's heart makes me wonder if Draigo could've killed Mortarion but chose not to for some reason. Imagine what would happen if one of the demon Primarchs died. Would legions of chaos marines come streaming out of the Eye looking for vengeance? Would the other demon Primarchs get off their asses and do something about it? Or would they laugh at Mortarion's weakness?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 00:56:08


Post by: ChrisWWII


Exactly, Cain is an extraordinarily badass human, and Draigo is an extraordinarily badass Marine. The difference being one has good, weel written fluff, and the other is fanfiction.

I think since Mortarion was a daemon prince, killing him would only banish him back to the Warp. The others would probably laugh their asses off about why Mortarion was so weak he got beaten, but yeah.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 02:11:28


Post by: crazypsyko666


You know what this means, kids? PSYCHIC ARTS AND CRAFTS POWERS!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 02:19:51


Post by: ph34r


Codex Grey Knights is the reason plasma is so rare; the Inquisition takes it all for their acolytes.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 03:13:22


Post by: cyrax777


ph34r wrote:To be fair the single grey knight was not only a Grandmaster, stronger than a chapter master, of the chapter dedicated entirely to fighting daemons, and he lost. The job was only finished by his successor, in vengeance.
He beat him twice!!! any way.
Codex grey knights ate my baby.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 03:15:47


Post by: infinite_array


Codex Grey Knights loves to crush its enemies, drive them before it, and to hear the lamentation of their women.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 03:38:07


Post by: EmilCrane


Codex Grey Knights knows the answer to the riddle of steel.

Codex Grey Knights is watching you.

The Sanguinor looks at Codex Grey Knights and says, "Wow, those guys are badass."

Codex Grey Knights is PEOPLE!

The thing that is in Room 101 is Codex Grey Knights.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 13:55:03


Post by: Nagashek


Codex: Grey Knights had its fluff written by Tara Gilesbie. She is also set to write the whole book for Codex: Sisters of Battle, where in the SoB become the "Brides of Sanguinis" and are responsible for Fulgrim and Sanguinis getting into a sweaty, heated, bare-chested fight full of sparkles and angst. All for the current Arch-Canonness: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 16:01:17


Post by: kronk


Codex: Grey Knights used the warp to go back in time and slapped my mother.

Codex: Grey Knights has unprotected sex with Brazilian hookers.

Codex: Grey Knights drives land raiders and rhinos without the minimum required auto insurance.

Codex: Grey Knights ripped the tag off my matress that says "Do not remove under penalty of law" then called the law on me.

Codex: Grey Knights brought Zima to my Super Bowl party then drank all of my Guiness.

Codex: Grey Knights refuses to buy from their FLGS.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 18:28:28


Post by: crazyK


Codex: Grey Knights stole "anime" battlesuits from the Tau

Codex: Grey Knights will now be incorrectly called communist, fish people

Codex: Grey Knights will die during a fight with the Balrog, but return later as Codex: White Knights


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 18:50:50


Post by: Nagashek


crazyK wrote:Codex: Grey Knights will die during a fight with the Balrog, but return later as Codex: White Knights


Codex: Grey Knights quoted Inquisitor Cotaez as standing in the Eye of Terror and screaming "You shall not pass!"


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 19:45:28


Post by: blaktoof


The Grey Knights codex has made the Mummy marines playable.


replace Grey with thousand, Knights with Sons, and Nemesis with Doom.

henchmen with Cultists
Cortez with Voldemorticus
Master with Sorcerer


Thousand sons hOOOOOo!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 19:49:29


Post by: Che-Vito


DakkaDakka wrote:


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 23:07:47


Post by: Zefig


Codex Grey Knights is what was in Jules's briefcase.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 23:58:58


Post by: Cerebrium


Codex Grey Knights was the name of Charles Kane's sledge.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/21 23:59:30


Post by: liam0404


Codex Grey Knights felt softer than the Andrex i usually use.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 00:03:28


Post by: gendoikari87


codex grey knights will be win.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 13:04:17


Post by: Mr Hyena


ChrisWWII wrote:Exactly, Cain is an extraordinarily badass human, and Draigo is an extraordinarily badass Marine. The difference being one has good, weel written fluff, and the other is fanfiction.

I think since Mortarion was a daemon prince, killing him would only banish him back to the Warp. The others would probably laugh their asses off about why Mortarion was so weak he got beaten, but yeah.


Wait...Cain had good fluff? seriously? Cain is among the biggest mary sue characters in the fluff. I still think some of Draigo's fluff is OTT but in general a Grandmaster of the Grey Knights should be better than everything in the imperium; barring primarches and the emperor. They are the best of the best for a reason; and a Grandmaster is the highest rank of that. They are not just normal marines + psychic powers.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 13:08:17


Post by: ChrisWWII


You still hit it on the head. Primarch > Grey Knight Grandmaster. Grey Knight Grandmaster SHOULD NOT CURBSTOMB A DAEMON PRIMARCH.

Cain may be a bit of a Mary Sue, but at least his abilities stayed reasonable. He didn't outduel Kharn or anything like that.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 13:34:00


Post by: Mr Hyena


So what power level is a Grey Knight grandmaster, when its fact that they are very much above and beyond any non-GK marine in existance?

I agree, he shouldn't curbstomp a Daemon Primarch. He should, at least, be able to defeat it barely or get it close to defeat. Otherwise the role of Grey Knight Grandmaster is left to look nothing more than an ordinary space marine grandmaster. (which is inferior)

But if that is still too much, then it would be for him to completely and utterly destroy a Chaos Daemon/Chaos Space Marine renegade army (full-on invasion one) all by himself. Its no Primarch...but at least gets across some of the idea that this guy is the most experienced you can be at fighting Chaos. (Unless of course SMs have done this before; which would require him to defeat more to fit fluff)


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 13:39:14


Post by: ChrisWWII


A Grey Knight Grand Master is slightly better than the average Chapter Master. He is a badass. No one is denying it...but he shouldn't be able to come close to beating a Primarch. A Primarch is to a Marine as a Marine is to a Guardsman. He shouldn't be this good. He really shouldn't.

By the way, is it just me or does Matt Ward have a thing for having his characters hold something single handedly against ridiculous numbers? Marneus Calgar held out against an Ork army, and Draigo held out against a daemon army (while letting an IG regiment escape)!

The point is, Draigo should not have been able to win against a Primarch. He really shouldn't have been. Draigo just has a OTT version of Big Papa Smurf's already OTT fluff.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 13:50:36


Post by: Mr Hyena


Its more cause of 40K itself.

How exactly, do you show someone like Draigo is a badass...without doing things on the level of IG or SMs.? Also I wouldn't say 'slightly' better than an SM Grandmaster.

Ok, maybe he shouldn't win against a Primarch. But we both know he must be shown to do bigger, better things than any individual general/commissar of the IG or an SM Grandmaster. So what should he do instead to show his elite badassness?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 14:06:03


Post by: Slarg232


Mr Hyena wrote:Its more cause of 40K itself.

How exactly, do you show someone like Draigo is a badass...without doing things on the level of IG or SMs.? Also I wouldn't say 'slightly' better than an SM Grandmaster.

Ok, maybe he shouldn't win against a Primarch. But we both know he must be shown to do bigger, better things than any individual general/commissar of the IG or an SM Grandmaster. So what should he do instead to show his elite badassness?


Something that doesn't turn something even bigger, better and more badass into a little.... "kitty"?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 15:05:22


Post by: Lucid


crazyK wrote:Codex: Grey Knights will die during a fight with the Balrog, but return later as Codex: White Knights



i loled


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 15:23:44


Post by: Kroothawk


Codex Grey Knights doesn't include a Primarch as special character. Primarchs were considered too weak


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 16:05:52


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


In the Far Future of Space Marine, there is only Codex: Grey Knights.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 16:45:50


Post by: kaintxu


Codex: Grey Knights is only an illusion of a book, its real a huge paint gun which turn all SM in the world grey


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 16:51:45


Post by: Doctor Optimal


shealyr wrote:
The sword cannot be destroyed by any means. Smashing, melding, psychic blasting, plasma, vaporizing, all are useless.

So what do you do with it?


You encase it in lead, then plascrete, and leave it in the chapter armory under Grey Knight (or blanks made into servitors) guard? Rather than carrying it into battle where, if you fall, Farseer Daisyfarts will become a world-shattering demon princess?

EDIT: Heh, hello page 6!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 17:29:52


Post by: VoidAngel


Doctor Optimal wrote:
shealyr wrote:
The sword cannot be destroyed by any means. Smashing, melding, psychic blasting, plasma, vaporizing, all are useless.

So what do you do with it?


You encase it in lead, then plascrete, and leave it in the chapter armory under Grey Knight (or blanks made into servitors) guard? Rather than carrying it into battle where, if you fall, Farseer Daisyfarts will become a world-shattering demon princess?

EDIT: Heh, hello page 6!


You roll down a window of your battle barge and drop it into the warp on your next trip through the Empyrean?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 17:51:37


Post by: Doctor Optimal


VoidAngel wrote:
Doctor Optimal wrote:
shealyr wrote:
The sword cannot be destroyed by any means. Smashing, melding, psychic blasting, plasma, vaporizing, all are useless.

So what do you do with it?


You encase it in lead, then plascrete, and leave it in the chapter armory under Grey Knight (or blanks made into servitors) guard? Rather than carrying it into battle where, if you fall, Farseer Daisyfarts will become a world-shattering demon princess?

EDIT: Heh, hello page 6!


You roll down a window of your battle barge and drop it into the warp on your next trip through the Empyrean?


That seems a good way to give it back to Chaos.

I'm just saying, if you want to keep Object X from Chaos, and your job is fighting Chaos, taking Object X along with you to the battlefield everyday seems sort of silly, IMO.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 18:10:25


Post by: VoidAngel


What, like Chaos has a power limitation? Like having some of it tied up in a sword is meaningful?

Drop it in a sun. Most things will have a hard time getting it back.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 18:13:56


Post by: Doctor Optimal


VoidAngel wrote:What, like Chaos has a power limitation? Like having some of it tied up in a sword is meaningful?

Drop it in a sun. Most things will have a hard time getting it back.


I'm not a Chaos (or =I=) player so I'm not sure, and for all I know this comes from some half-remembered D&D thing, but doesn't a demonsword act in the same way a demonhost does, as a physical object the demon represents into the real world through?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 18:35:18


Post by: VoidAngel


Usually. So let it represent itself...in the middle of a sun.

"So...15,000,000 degree ball of ionized gas...wanna experience the awesome magnificence of Khorne today? C'mon, you're all firey and stuff! It'll make ya feel good...."


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 18:35:58


Post by: gendoikari87


VoidAngel wrote:What, like Chaos has a power limitation? Like having some of it tied up in a sword is meaningful?

Drop it in a sun. Most things will have a hard time getting it back.


just find your nearest black hole and shoot it out a railgun into said black hole, it's IMPOSSIBLE to get out, even daemons would say WTF?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 18:42:43


Post by: VoidAngel


Thought of that, but "black hole" in the 40k universe translates to "express tunnel to the Warp". See, "Eye of Chaos".


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 18:46:36


Post by: gendoikari87


VoidAngel wrote:Thought of that, but "black hole" in the 40k universe translates to "express tunnel to the Warp". See, "Eye of Chaos".
Anti-matter


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 18:49:05


Post by: VoidAngel


Ought to do the trick (assuming that the sword is made of matter - which I would not) - but you wouldn't want to be in the same star system.

Also, don't think I've ever seen anti-matter mentioned in 40k fluff.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 18:52:45


Post by: Ma55ter_fett


AlexHolker wrote:Codex: Grey Knights was written by Matt Ward.

Codex: Grey Knights has a Grey Knight hero wielding a daemon sword.

Codex: Grey Knights stole the Canoness's Ascension power.

Codex: Grey Knights has only two FA choices, one of which is just a Troops choice with a teleporter.


Your post reads like poetry.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 23:29:21


Post by: shealyr


The deep examination of the Sword of Antwyr fluff is making me chuckle.

Seriously, applying common sense to anything in the 41st millennium is, in and of itself, lacking common sense. It's science FICTION for a reason.

As as for Draigo, it did say that Mortarion just finished wtfpwning Draigo's predecessor, so it's more than likely the Daemon Primarch was more than a little bit weakened.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 23:30:54


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


shealyr wrote:The deep examination of the Sword of Antwyr fluff is making me chuckle.

Seriously, applying common sense to anything in the 41st millennium is, in and of itself, lacking common sense. It's science FICTION for a reason.


This is the same universe where human lives are worth less than rechargable battery packs



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/22 23:34:26


Post by: Mr Hyena


shealyr wrote:The deep examination of the Sword of Antwyr fluff is making me chuckle.

Seriously, applying common sense to anything in the 41st millennium is, in and of itself, lacking common sense. It's science FICTION for a reason.

As as for Draigo, it did say that Mortarion just finished wtfpwning Draigo's predecessor, so it's more than likely the Daemon Primarch was more than a little bit weakened.


Wise words.

People: get used to this kind of fluff. Its only gonna get more like this. As long as Special Characters continue to be an important part of the game.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 01:34:45


Post by: Jaon


Primarch > Grand Master > Chapter Master.

Grand Master > Daemon

Daemon Primarch = Grand Master (They are made to kill daemons)

Daemon Primach + Roflstomped dead grand master = Weakened Daemon primarch

Weakened Daemon Primach < Grand Master.

You have to remember Grey Knights allegedly descended from the emperor, and at a later date than the other chapters. They are DESIGNED to kill daemons, and grand masters are the epitome of that, the pinnacle of daemonhunting. It isnt that hard to believe Draigo killed Mortarion considering the circumstances.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 01:56:49


Post by: Emperors Faithful


^ Except he wasn't a Grand Master at that point really. By that logic every Space Marine has two Chapter masters (hence why you can take two in FOS).


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 02:18:17


Post by: Doctor Optimal


The Grey Knights Codex raped my horse and rode off on my grandmother.

Also, I'll have to fight them without the Demons the old Demonhunter codex had. Sure, they were arse, but it was a fun modeling job.

But, after all, it makes total sense that the smallest and most elite chapter of the smallest and most elite army in the fething galaxy is dispatched to deal with an Orkish pirate, right?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 02:29:57


Post by: candy.man


I reckon it was irresponsible on Matt Ward’s behalf to use a daemon primarch in his fluff just to show how awesome his special character is. Primarchs belong to the category of “do not mess with this” fluff along side the emperor and anything heresy affiliated. The last time a daemon primarch was used in fluff, it took a big squad of Grey Knights to banish Angron and most of them died and Matt Ward reckons 2 blokes can tag team Mortarion… Don’t get me started on Draigo’s other terrible fluff of “being able to survive in the realm of chaos without getting raped by Greater Daemons for all eternity” and “being deemed unvanquishable by the chaos gods”.

I think if this terrible fluff keeps pace, soon we’re going to get some sort of absurd story where a random battle brother breaks Angron’s back over his knee or Marinus Calgar falcon punching Khorne.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 06:14:31


Post by: rabidaskal


Jaon wrote:
You have to remember Grey Knights allegedly descended from the emperor, and at a later date than the other chapters. They are DESIGNED to kill daemons, and grand masters are the epitome of that, the pinnacle of daemonhunting. It isnt that hard to believe Draigo killed Mortarion considering the circumstances.


I dunno dude. Like what candy.man said, it took 100 GK Terminators to banish Angron, how can just 2 of them, even if they are the best and next best, duplicate that feat. But honestly what really gets me is the carving of his name on Mortarion's heart. WTH. I seriously am at a loss for words, I don't know how to properly express how incredibly lousy and stupid that piece of fluff is, Matt Ward what the hell is wrong with you.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 07:22:05


Post by: Mr Hyena


Well, what would be better fluff for Lord Draigo to show how he is better than any other Grey Knight? (and thus better than any marine, IG or Inquisitor)


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 07:24:59


Post by: crazypsyko666


That he fought with Mortarion for an extended period? That he banished a band of Greater Daemons into the warp? Something other than carving his fething name into the heart of a DAEMON PRIMARCH. Draigo is not a primarch, hell, most normal primarchs have been unsuccessful at fighting daemon primarchs, how the hell is Draigo going to take on the lord of pestilence by himself? It would even make more sense if he just brought a few dozen chapter masters with him. That would be fine.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 07:51:34


Post by: rabidaskal


Mr Hyena wrote:Well, what would be better fluff for Lord Draigo to show how he is better than any other Grey Knight? (and thus better than any marine, IG or Inquisitor)


Not everything has to be about blood and battle and how many dudes you've killed. How about something that highlights the GK's incredible mental fortitude and incorruptibility? The fact that no GK has ever fallen to Chaos. For example, the 4 Chaos Gods make a bet, who can be the first to corrupt a GK. And not just any GK, but the Grandmaster. To drive the point home that no one, NO ONE is above the lure of Chaos, and if the Chaos Gods put effort into it, a man WILL fall to their dark temptations. So you can have a nice piece of fluff about how each God tried and failed to tempt Draigo, but how he rebuffed each in turn, even when they came to him at his most vulnerable, when any lesser man would've caved in. Like Khaine offering him the strength of arms to stop some massive tragedy, or Tzeentch offering the secret to restoring the Emperor. And so in the end the Chaos Gods have to concede defeat, that they were unable to tempt Draigo into damnation. And within each of their dark hearts, a new fear; that sometimes, once in a very very rare while, despite all their efforts and all their power, the human spirit shines incorruptible.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 07:54:45


Post by: Vaktathi


Mr Hyena wrote:Well, what would be better fluff for Lord Draigo to show how he is better than any other Grey Knight? (and thus better than any marine, IG or Inquisitor)
HIs initial story of banishing a DP twice would have sufficed. That's pretty baller.

Everything after that really is the problem.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 09:18:30


Post by: Mr Hyena


rabidaskal wrote:
Mr Hyena wrote:Well, what would be better fluff for Lord Draigo to show how he is better than any other Grey Knight? (and thus better than any marine, IG or Inquisitor)


Not everything has to be about blood and battle and how many dudes you've killed. How about something that highlights the GK's incredible mental fortitude and incorruptibility? The fact that no GK has ever fallen to Chaos. For example, the 4 Chaos Gods make a bet, who can be the first to corrupt a GK. And not just any GK, but the Grandmaster. To drive the point home that no one, NO ONE is above the lure of Chaos, and if the Chaos Gods put effort into it, a man WILL fall to their dark temptations. So you can have a nice piece of fluff about how each God tried and failed to tempt Draigo, but how he rebuffed each in turn, even when they came to him at his most vulnerable, when any lesser man would've caved in. Like Khaine offering him the strength of arms to stop some massive tragedy, or Tzeentch offering the secret to restoring the Emperor. And so in the end the Chaos Gods have to concede defeat, that they were unable to tempt Draigo into damnation. And within each of their dark hearts, a new fear; that sometimes, once in a very very rare while, despite all their efforts and all their power, the human spirit shines incorruptible.


See, that could work...but would need to be exaggerated a bit more to fit into 40k. But its not really combat-y and thats what the GKs are all about. We know they are incorruptible. We want to hear about very unusual individuals who can take that and crank it up a few 100 levels.

HIs initial story of banishing a DP twice would have sufficed.
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Has any other marines banished a DP twice? I'm not 100% sure; but as long as its something completely extraordinary/next to impossible then sure.

That he fought with Mortarion for an extended period? That he banished a band of Greater Daemons into the warp?


The Mortarion fight, your right, could be good fluff for Draigo but would very much depend on how it was written. Fleeing from a fight is cowardice and looks very poor on a character. So...how would they manage to write it in a way that the DP wins, Draigo lives (after presumeably escaping).

We could have Mortarion be the one that flees...but I suspect people wouldn't like that either.

The greater daemon thing is meh; we've had greater daemons banished many times before.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 09:26:27


Post by: chromedog


Codex: Grey Knights was STARTED by Matt Ward, and re-written by someone else. I blame Alan Smithee.

Matt Ward had words with the GW PTB about it and allegedly refused to even take part in a battle report featuring his "butchered" codex.

Codex: Grey Knights might finally make those annoying daemons players go the feth away.

Codex: Grey Knights will make the CSM players stop whining and start playing them instead.

Codex: Grey Knights will even make BA players change to GK. Because their dreads are even betterer.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 10:15:29


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


Codex Grey Knights caused the recession, elected Obama, and gave your cat leukemia.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 10:36:57


Post by: Kroothawk


As inspiration for the Draigo background, Mat Ward read a Goto novel and looked at his old He-Man collection.

Codex Grey Knights has an age restriction of 14 years ... max!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 18:19:07


Post by: VoidAngel


rabidaskal wrote:
Mr Hyena wrote:Well, what would be better fluff for Lord Draigo to show how he is better than any other Grey Knight? (and thus better than any marine, IG or Inquisitor)


Not everything has to be about blood and battle and how many dudes you've killed. How about something that highlights the GK's incredible mental fortitude and incorruptibility? The fact that no GK has ever fallen to Chaos. For example, the 4 Chaos Gods make a bet, who can be the first to corrupt a GK. And not just any GK, but the Grandmaster. To drive the point home that no one, NO ONE is above the lure of Chaos, and if the Chaos Gods put effort into it, a man WILL fall to their dark temptations. So you can have a nice piece of fluff about how each God tried and failed to tempt Draigo, but how he rebuffed each in turn, even when they came to him at his most vulnerable, when any lesser man would've caved in. Like Khaine offering him the strength of arms to stop some massive tragedy, or Tzeentch offering the secret to restoring the Emperor. And so in the end the Chaos Gods have to concede defeat, that they were unable to tempt Draigo into damnation. And within each of their dark hearts, a new fear; that sometimes, once in a very very rare while, despite all their efforts and all their power, the human spirit shines incorruptible.



^A million times yes.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/23 18:32:38


Post by: Retrias


Eh? I will play GK even if they suck, their model look cool enough


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/24 03:09:25


Post by: Emperors Faithful


rabidaskal wrote:
Mr Hyena wrote:Well, what would be better fluff for Lord Draigo to show how he is better than any other Grey Knight? (and thus better than any marine, IG or Inquisitor)


Not everything has to be about blood and battle and how many dudes you've killed. How about something that highlights the GK's incredible mental fortitude and incorruptibility? The fact that no GK has ever fallen to Chaos. For example, the 4 Chaos Gods make a bet, who can be the first to corrupt a GK. And not just any GK, but the Grandmaster. To drive the point home that no one, NO ONE is above the lure of Chaos, and if the Chaos Gods put effort into it, a man WILL fall to their dark temptations. So you can have a nice piece of fluff about how each God tried and failed to tempt Draigo, but how he rebuffed each in turn, even when they came to him at his most vulnerable, when any lesser man would've caved in. Like Khaine offering him the strength of arms to stop some massive tragedy, or Tzeentch offering the secret to restoring the Emperor. And so in the end the Chaos Gods have to concede defeat, that they were unable to tempt Draigo into damnation. And within each of their dark hearts, a new fear; that sometimes, once in a very very rare while, despite all their efforts and all their power, the human spirit shines incorruptible.


Very nice. Though I assume this is during the time while he is trapped in the warp? As the wards and protection around Titan would make the approach of one of the 4 pretty much impossible.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/24 03:10:36


Post by: Gitzbitah


Codex Grey Knights was written by Andy Chambers, and dropped off along with his letter of resignation with a cryptic instruction- do not open until xmas 2010.

It is his cruel revenge on the company and game he once loved.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/24 03:50:00


Post by: crazypsyko666


I actually miss Andy Chambers. A lot.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/25 20:30:56


Post by: blaktoof


Jaon wrote:Primarch > Grand Master > Chapter Master.

Grand Master > Daemon

Daemon Primarch = Grand Master (They are made to kill daemons)

Daemon Primach + Roflstomped dead grand master = Weakened Daemon primarch

Weakened Daemon Primach < Grand Master.

You have to remember Grey Knights allegedly descended from the emperor, and at a later date than the other chapters. They are DESIGNED to kill daemons, and grand masters are the epitome of that, the pinnacle of daemonhunting. It isnt that hard to believe Draigo killed Mortarion considering the circumstances.


I thought the sensei descended from the emperor, and were hunted by the grey knights.. because they are like redbulls for the emperor and hes tired of just water.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/25 21:31:19


Post by: Mr Hyena


Yeah; they do; their purpose and all is to be sacrificed to bring forth The Numen. Supposedly.

But that could be Eldar lies.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/25 22:01:51


Post by: Magister187


Honestly, in the context of a Demon Primarch, I took the "Carved his predecessor's name into his heart" to mean he scored a telling, wounding (possibly banishing) blow on Mortarion with his demon slaying weapon that earned the Demon Primarch's hatred. Like others have said, Mortarion was fighting against essentially two Grey Knight Grandmasters, slayed one and then was terribly wounded by the other, who was obviously motivated by his mentors fall. It certainly seems to me as something to not get overly offended by, especially since this is 40k and especially MW who does write over the top fluff. Draigo's is pretty bad, but it's really not a huge deal.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/25 22:25:52


Post by: Macok


Necronomicon and The King in Yellow were based on Codex Grey Knights.

rabidaskal wrote:
Mr Hyena wrote:Well, what would be better fluff for Lord Draigo to show how he is better than any other Grey Knight? (and thus better than any marine, IG or Inquisitor)


Not everything has to be about blood and battle and how many dudes you've killed.

Yes yes and yes.. You don't need to have 100k marks on your axe, burn 3 worlds and fist Avatar to be a great leader / hero / warrior. I may be wrong about the last one tho..
This one is a great leader and a beacon of hope to humanity. His wisdom and purity are legendary. And...? The other one swings a big axe and punches people in the face. So what he beats his wife and every battle his man are slaughtered. He punches people in the face.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/25 22:31:08


Post by: Miraclefish


Grey Knights has pissed on my favourite army and, if it's like this in the final release I'm going to stop playing them.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/25 22:42:32


Post by: Slarg232


candy.man wrote:I think if this terrible fluff keeps pace, soon we’re going to get some sort of absurd story where a random battle brother breaks Angron’s back over his knee or Marinus Calgar falcon punching Khorne.


If it gets to that point, where not even a primarch is "falcon punching" a God, I am selling all of my models back to GW, through the use of robbery and leaving the models where the money used to be, if necessary.

I get Space Marines being the biggest badest motha's in the yard, but they should really keep this in check...

Next we will have Kharn killing Cadia by himself.....


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/25 22:58:32


Post by: Gitzbitah


The Grey Knights are the only thing Kharne couldn't betray.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 00:37:51


Post by: Mr Hyena


This one is a great leader and a beacon of hope to humanity. His wisdom and purity are legendary.


Problem is; that is the ultimate generic statement for any hero. How does it distinguish Draigo from any other big human legend?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 00:53:00


Post by: DarknessEternal


This codex, including the background for Draigo, is completely acceptable and appropriate to 40k.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 01:44:13


Post by: VoidAngel


"Necronomicon and The King in Yellow were based on Codex Grey Knights. "

+100 Intarwebs for you.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 06:58:04


Post by: AlexHolker


Magister187 wrote:Honestly, in the context of a Demon Primarch, I took the "Carved his predecessor's name into his heart" to mean he scored a telling, wounding (possibly banishing) blow on Mortarion with his demon slaying weapon that earned the Demon Primarch's hatred.

And you would be wrong. The sentence states that he takes the act of carving as an insult, which is just stupid if it was metaphorical: he'd be taking offense at the fact he took offense.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 07:51:43


Post by: Magister187


AlexHolker wrote:
And you would be wrong. The sentence states that he takes the act of carving as an insult, which is just stupid if it was metaphorical

Hold on. So my interpretation is wrong because it would be stupid? This IS Matt Ward you know...

AlexHolker wrote:he'd be taking offense at the fact he took offense.


wat?



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 08:32:01


Post by: Emperors Faithful


It's wouldn't be his predecessor's name if it was metaphorical, would it?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 09:02:28


Post by: DarknessEternal


Big deal, Grey Knights have been killing daemon primarchs for literally as long as there has been Grey Knight fluff (1st battle of Armageddon).

Also, 40k is over the top.

That's the point.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 11:18:02


Post by: AlmightyWalrus


DarknessEternal wrote:Big deal, Grey Knights have been killing daemon primarchs for literally as long as there has been Grey Knight fluff (1st battle of Armageddon).

Also, 40k is over the top.

That's the point.


There's a difference between 2 Grand Masters stomping a primarch and 100 terminators led by 3 Grand Masters of which only a dozen or so got away doing the same. Sure, there were more daemons there, but they had back-up from the IG and the SW.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 12:14:11


Post by: ChrisWWII


DarknessEternal wrote:Big deal, Grey Knights have been killing daemon primarchs for literally as long as there has been Grey Knight fluff (1st battle of Armageddon).

Also, 40k is over the top.

That's the point.


As was said, there's a big difference from 100 Grey Knight Terminators, led by 3 Grandmasters fighting one Primarch at the same time and FINALLY winning a pyrrhic victory, versus 2 Grandmasters curbstomping a Primarch. They tiurned Mortatarion into a wuss.

And there is a difference between OTTT that's crazy awesome like most of 40k, and OTT that's idiotic.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 12:21:24


Post by: ChocolateGork


Codex: Grey Knights........touched me....(sob)..


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 13:39:28


Post by: Macok


Mr Hyena wrote:
This one is a great leader and a beacon of hope to humanity. His wisdom and purity are legendary.


Problem is; that is the ultimate generic statement for any hero. How does it distinguish Draigo from any other big human legend?

Well, it is not. This is quite the opposite actually. Today's hero does need only to kill. How many wh40k grand champions are known MOSTLY for wisdom and purity and how many because they kicked hard somebody's ass..?
CREEEEEEED!! and Eldrad didn't kick themselves any Daemons / monsters / Primarchs etc. but they still managed to be top boys.. So killing 5 Avatars make you a better hero than killing 4? Is that the only hero measure? If it is, I'll stay with my gay space elves and have interesting heroes instead.
Besides, nice ignoring the rest of my post. I think I actually did answer your question. You just chose to ignore it.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 15:20:12


Post by: Uhlan


How sure is everyone about this information?

I mean, I don't wanna waste my time to go out and spend $30 on an army codex that takes skill to play effectively.

I'm really tired of partially building an army only to have it superceded on the UBER scale by something else... my shelves only have so much storage space. After 4 years I haven't even been able to open up my paint pots because the latest and greatest codex keeps messing up my plans!

All my dreams of dominating the tournament circuit are continually dashed as well because a new codex comes about which obviously utilizes inferior players brains more effectively. I can't get my mom to give me a lift to the hobby store either because even SHE thinks buying a new codex is a waste of time! It's been hard enough coming out of my parents basement after I graduated from college... and now this! See what this codex has done to my family!?

That said...

The Codex: Grey Knights gives me gas.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 16:08:48


Post by: CadianXV


Codex Grey Knights is a Tzeenthian plot designed to cause maximum unrest amongst 40k players.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 16:13:59


Post by: Jamora


Happygrunt wrote:Codex Grey Knights made me hide my kids, hide my wife, hide my kids, hide my wife and hid my husband because he's raping everyone out there!


I lol'd pretty hard here.
I could see him in my head saying it


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/26 23:49:04


Post by: ph34r


AlmightyWalrus wrote:There's a difference between 2 Grand Masters stomping a primarch and 100 terminators led by 3 Grand Masters of which only a dozen or so got away doing the same. Sure, there were more daemons there, but they had back-up from the IG and the SW.
The hell? Where are you getting 3 grand masters from? Angron was banished by 100 terminators and 1 Brother-Captain and zero Grand Masters. Also, the Brother-Captain banished him almost entirely by himself.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/27 21:10:14


Post by: Dark Apostle 666


Grey knights are baaad puppiez!
(Still gonna get the codex though, just so I can be disgusted by it.)


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/27 21:25:36


Post by: shrike


codex grey knights aren't grey! (seriously, WTF is up with that?)
codex grey knights will save those of us who've been using outdated rules...then 2 months later 6th ed. will come along and it'll be outdated again!
Codex grey knights is a worse version of hitler!
what, too far?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/27 21:31:00


Post by: ColdSadHungry


Why all the hate for Codex: Grey Knights?

The only cheesy side to the codex is the henchmen stuff because it looks like they MAY be uber IF you can take unlimited amounts of them.

I play GK mostly myself, when the new codex comes out, I might take a unit or two of henchmen because pure GK aren't going to have enough anti tank (rending alone isn't good enough). I certainly won't spam dozens of henchmen units and I reckon the only people who will are going to be the ones who are DESPERATE to win. Don't get me wrong, when I play, I want to win but I don't play the hobby to win, I play because I enjoy the tactical challenge.

Anyway, most players will probably be more or less similar and only have a unit or two of henchmen. A pure GK force will be almost as hard to win with as the current Daemonhunters codex. An elite force will be practically impossible to win with - a 5 man unit of paladins, all pimped out will cost around 460 points. If you wanted to upgrade one man to an apothecary that one unit will cost well over 500 points.

When the codex comes out, there will most probably be restrictions on the number of henchmen units you can take and you will find that most GK armies are outnumbered, even by other marine armies and will take a lot of practice to win with.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/27 21:35:37


Post by: shrike


ColdSadHungry wrote:The only cheesy side to the codex is the henchmen stuff because it looks like they MAY be uber IF you can take unlimited amounts of them.

a)- ISTs are only available as inquisitorial retinue, unless you take Coteaz, then they're troops.
b)- Ward's writing it. It's 80% likely going to be a cheese-a-thon. There's even armoured armoured armoured armour.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/27 21:39:02


Post by: ZacktheChaosChild


Codex Grey Knights will expand my gaming group, as one guy just now getting into 40k likes Grey Knights.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/27 21:52:18


Post by: ColdSadHungry


shrike wrote:b)- Ward's writing it. It's 80% likely going to be a cheese-a-thon. There's even armoured armoured armoured armour.


No there's not. There's only the Dreadknight. It's like one of those mechs in the Matrix - a battlesuit driven by a Grey Knight. The concept is a little juvenile but it's no different to one of the old eldar war walkers where the driver was exposed - they had a force field to protect them - the GK in the dreadknight will probably have aegis armour and since he forms PART of the overall construct of the dreadknight, it's no different to terminator armour. In fact, it's not even as cheesy as any normal terminator with a storm shield because it's supposedly only 2+/4++. It's much stronger and tougher because it's much bigger.

Admittedly some of the fluff and names (like nemesis doom fist) are cheesy but as for the codex itself, I don't think it's going to be top of the pile. When you look at units in isolation, like the paladins or mordrak then you think 'broken' but in the context of a whole army, they cost so much you'll have to make serious savings elsewhere to take more than a squad of 'broken' units.

Like I say, the only overpowered part now is the henchmen if you interpret the current leaked codex to say that you can take unlimited amounts when you take coteaz (personally, I don't think it'll ever happen). This codex will be good but not the best - it'll probably sit below IG, SW and BA.



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/27 22:07:42


Post by: Fire_for_effect


Codex grey knights killed Tupac and Biggie
Codex grey knights beat Creed in chess
Codex grey knights molested the emperor when he was just a little boy
Codex grey knights is your father
Codex grey knights can field a pimp named slickback as a HQ choice

Lord Castellan wrote:Codex: Grey Knights killed Kenny!

those bastards!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/27 22:25:40


Post by: shrike


ColdSadHungry wrote:
shrike wrote:b)- Ward's writing it. It's 80% likely going to be a cheese-a-thon. There's even armoured armoured armoured armour.


No there's not. There's only the Dreadknight.

aegis armour=armoured power armour.
terminator aegis armour=armoured aegis armour
dreadknight=armoured terminator aegis armour.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/27 22:43:26


Post by: Lord Castellan


Codex: Grey Knights doesn't love Marineland.

Codex: Grey Knights created the Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

Codex: Grey Knights cancelled and subsequently uncancelled Family Guy.

EDIT: Since this is my 42nd post:

Codex: Grey Knights forgot to bring a towel

Codex: Grey Knights writes worse poetry than the Vogons, the Azgoths of Kria and Paul Neil Milne Johnstone COMBINED.

Codex: Grey Knights panicked.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 02:05:20


Post by: Fateweaver


Codex: Grey Knights is making those with less than tolerable hygiene whine about how OP it MIGHT be based on a leak, a leak nobody is even sure is legit.

Codex: Grey Knights is going to make GK players whine like 3 year olds when they realize that no matter how many cheesy rules they have 30 Marines at 2k points won't win many battles.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 02:11:45


Post by: -Loki-


edit - man I'm slow today


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 03:22:57


Post by: sourclams


shrike wrote:
b)- Ward's writing it. It's 80% likely going to be a cheese-a-thon. There's even armoured armoured armoured armour.


The only real potential for exploitation is Coteaz and Uberhench spam.

The GKs themselves, with possibly the sole exception of the DK, are underwhelming.

Storm bolters don't count as pistols.

That means a 200 point GKST that gets charged by Grey Hunters kills 2-3 models with all their force/power weapons. They might get one single model more if they get Hammerhand off. Meanwhile GH costing 50 fewer points kill the same 2-3 GKST, and if they have a MotW character their average is as high as the GKST with Hammerhand. There's nothing imbalanced there.

Many of their invul improvements are in CC only.

10 Paladins, costing 550 points plus upgrades--putting them closer to 700 even if being sparing about it--die to lascannon wounds 2/3 of the time. Three Vendettas coming out of reserves can wipe almost half the squad with average shooting. If 10 Paladins get charged by 8 TH/SS Terminators, even if they cast Hammerhand and have +1S Daemonhammers, and even if the Daemonhammer gives them +1 Invul and it's not limited to just the nemesis sword, then they kill 4 TH/SS at higher initiative and lose 2.5 men for an average result of tying or losing combat.

Now, I'm not denying that the henchman part of the codex (all two pages of it) look like complete and utterly broken nonsense if there's no difference between the playtest version and what actually gets released. But to claim that GK, meaning "pure" Grey Knights, are a cheese-a-thon is definitely not shaping up to be the case. There's two distinct parts of the codex; pure GK which look to be about as brokenly Uber as the Tyranids codex, and henches with certain GK and assassin support that look to be right up there with Space Wolves.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 06:41:21


Post by: Magister187


sourclams wrote:
shrike wrote:
b)- Ward's writing it. It's 80% likely going to be a cheese-a-thon. There's even armoured armoured armoured armour.


The only real potential for exploitation is Coteaz and Uberhench spam.

The GKs themselves, with possibly the sole exception of the DK, are underwhelming.

Storm bolters don't count as pistols.

That means a 200 point GKST that gets charged by Grey Hunters kills 2-3 models with all their force/power weapons. They might get one single model more if they get Hammerhand off. Meanwhile GH costing 50 fewer points kill the same 2-3 GKST, and if they have a MotW character their average is as high as the GKST with Hammerhand. There's nothing imbalanced there.

Many of their invul improvements are in CC only.

10 Paladins, costing 550 points plus upgrades--putting them closer to 700 even if being sparing about it--die to lascannon wounds 2/3 of the time. Three Vendettas coming out of reserves can wipe almost half the squad with average shooting. If 10 Paladins get charged by 8 TH/SS Terminators, even if they cast Hammerhand and have +1S Daemonhammers, and even if the Daemonhammer gives them +1 Invul and it's not limited to just the nemesis sword, then they kill 4 TH/SS at higher initiative and lose 2.5 men for an average result of tying or losing combat.

Now, I'm not denying that the henchman part of the codex (all two pages of it) look like complete and utterly broken nonsense if there's no difference between the playtest version and what actually gets released. But to claim that GK, meaning "pure" Grey Knights, are a cheese-a-thon is definitely not shaping up to be the case. There's two distinct parts of the codex; pure GK which look to be about as brokenly Uber as the Tyranids codex, and henches with certain GK and assassin support that look to be right up there with Space Wolves.


Pretty much how I look at it. I think its likely to a be a competitive, if limited codex with some cheese potential if some of this beta stuff goes to print. We will have to see.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 11:31:37


Post by: Jaon


shrike wrote:
ColdSadHungry wrote:
shrike wrote:b)- Ward's writing it. It's 80% likely going to be a cheese-a-thon. There's even armoured armoured armoured armour.


No there's not. There's only the Dreadknight.

aegis armour=armoured power armour.
terminator aegis armour=armoured aegis armour
dreadknight=armoured terminator aegis armour.


Shrike. There comes a time in every mans life, when he has to stop saying the same thing. Over and over again. I beg you.


Im actually quite sad at how uncompetitive GK seems to be at the current time. We're going to have to take a WAAC list just to win friendly games!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 11:46:33


Post by: gendoikari87


you don't know that yet the codex was and still IS only a beta. it could change drastically between now and then.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 12:07:34


Post by: AlmightyWalrus


ph34r wrote:
AlmightyWalrus wrote:There's a difference between 2 Grand Masters stomping a primarch and 100 terminators led by 3 Grand Masters of which only a dozen or so got away doing the same. Sure, there were more daemons there, but they had back-up from the IG and the SW.
The hell? Where are you getting 3 grand masters from? Angron was banished by 100 terminators and 1 Brother-Captain and zero Grand Masters. Also, the Brother-Captain banished him almost entirely by himself.

Now that you mention it, I can't find my source anymore, guess I might be wrong. I'd still like to know where YOU got your info from, if it was so easy for this BC to banish Angron why did almost everyone die?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 12:19:14


Post by: Brother Heinrich


sourclams wrote:
shrike wrote:
b)- Ward's writing it. It's 80% likely going to be a cheese-a-thon. There's even armoured armoured armoured armour.


The only real potential for exploitation is Coteaz and Uberhench spam.

The GKs themselves, with possibly the sole exception of the DK, are underwhelming.

Storm bolters don't count as pistols.

That means a 200 point GKST that gets charged by Grey Hunters kills 2-3 models with all their force/power weapons. They might get one single model more if they get Hammerhand off. Meanwhile GH costing 50 fewer points kill the same 2-3 GKST, and if they have a MotW character their average is as high as the GKST with Hammerhand. There's nothing imbalanced there.

Many of their invul improvements are in CC only.

10 Paladins, costing 550 points plus upgrades--putting them closer to 700 even if being sparing about it--die to lascannon wounds 2/3 of the time. Three Vendettas coming out of reserves can wipe almost half the squad with average shooting. If 10 Paladins get charged by 8 TH/SS Terminators, even if they cast Hammerhand and have +1S Daemonhammers, and even if the Daemonhammer gives them +1 Invul and it's not limited to just the nemesis sword, then they kill 4 TH/SS at higher initiative and lose 2.5 men for an average result of tying or losing combat.

Now, I'm not denying that the henchman part of the codex (all two pages of it) look like complete and utterly broken nonsense if there's no difference between the playtest version and what actually gets released. But to claim that GK, meaning "pure" Grey Knights, are a cheese-a-thon is definitely not shaping up to be the case. There's two distinct parts of the codex; pure GK which look to be about as brokenly Uber as the Tyranids codex, and henches with certain GK and assassin support that look to be right up there with Space Wolves.

well said. my thoughts exactly.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 17:22:16


Post by: Macok


ColdSadHungry wrote:Why all the hate for Codex: Grey Knights?

Well, I fail to see "all the hate".. Actually it felt more like a very light and fun thread (minus some posts, but every thread gets those.). Did you actually read it? Maybe 10% of it was people saying anything about the rules or the leaked pdf. The rest is just fluff or mild and fun taunting (hope I used the right word).
I've got a request. Go here if you want to squabble about not released rules and such. Let this thread be fun and not-closed, please.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 17:28:48


Post by: sourclams


Macok wrote:
ColdSadHungry wrote:Why all the hate for Codex: Grey Knights?

Well, I fail to see "all the hate".. Actually it felt more like a very light and fun thread (minus some posts, but every thread gets those.). Did you actually read it? Maybe 10% of it was people saying anything about the rules or the leaked pdf. The rest is just fluff or mild and fun taunting (hope I used the right word).
I've got a request. Go here if you want to squabble about not released rules and such. Let this thread be fun and not-closed, please.


Codex: Grey Knights locked this thread.




And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 18:06:19


Post by: shrike


Jaon wrote:
shrike wrote:
ColdSadHungry wrote:
shrike wrote:b)- Ward's writing it. It's 80% likely going to be a cheese-a-thon. There's even armoured armoured armoured armour.


No there's not. There's only the Dreadknight.

aegis armour=armoured power armour.
terminator aegis armour=armoured aegis armour
dreadknight=armoured terminator aegis armour.


Shrike. There comes a time in every mans life, when he has to stop saying the same thing. Over and over again. I beg you.

I've only said it twice, and this is just for one guy, while the other was to a whole thread. And I'm not a man, I'm a teen.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 18:07:23


Post by: Cerebrium


As far as I saw it, it was poking gentle fun. Hell, I'm damn excited for the book, but the fluff is pretty damn ridiculous.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 20:17:30


Post by: Awesome Christ


Codex: Grey Knights went back in time and killed Horus and told the emperor it would be their little secret, then roughed up the emperor "lightly" to make it look like he was in a fight.

Codex: Grey Knights is the star child prophecy

Codex: Grey Knights watches Uwe Boll movies and thinks they're pretty alright

Codex: Grey Knights thinks the Star ship troopers movies were better then the book

Codex: Grey Knights doesn't like people complaining about it's power level and is currently making a list of where they sleep.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 20:41:04


Post by: shrike


codex: grey knights don't do what jesus would do.
codex: grey knights ate my dog.
codex: grey knights made jeeves ask them.
codex: grey knights edit naughty words into wikipedia.
codex: grey knights flushes when you're in the shower.
codex: grey knights killed the thundercats.
codex: grey knights don't like monty python.
codex: grey knights made the disney channel. The name was a cover-up.
codex: grey knights faked the moon landing.
codex: grey knights killed JFK.
codex: grey knights caused the holocaust. What, they have that psychic power for nothing?
codex: grey knights found waldo/wally.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 20:55:15


Post by: Zefig


shrike wrote:
codex: grey knights killed the thundercats.

...and they are to be praised for it.

shrike wrote:
codex: grey knights faked the moon landing. On Titan.


Fixed that one for ya.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 20:59:53


Post by: Fire_for_effect


Awesome Christ wrote:
Codex: Grey Knights watches Uwe Boll movies and thinks they're pretty alright


that's just wrong...


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/02/28 21:25:39


Post by: VoidAngel


Codex Grey Knights murdered the quintillion electrons wasted on 50+ pages of DakkaDakka rumor and discussion threads.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/01 03:02:07


Post by: solkan


Codex Grey Knights is both a wave and a particle.
Codex Grey Knights is explained by quantum tunneling.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/01 03:10:07


Post by: Lord Castellan


Codex: Grey Knights is why General Relativity and Quantum mechanics don't agree with each other. You see, it all began one fine October morning in a cafe in Paris...


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/01 03:20:06


Post by: Noisy_Marine


Codex: Grey Knights is the reason Firefly was canceled.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/01 03:31:03


Post by: Luke_Prowler


Codex: Grey Knights broke up the Beatles


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/01 03:36:12


Post by: VoidAngel


Noisy_Marine wrote:Codex: Grey Knights is the reason Firefly was canceled.


Ouch. That is one evil codex.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/01 08:58:33


Post by: ChrisWWII


Noisy_Marine wrote:Codex: Grey Knights is the reason Firefly was canceled.


I just got the urge to preemptively burn every copy of Codex Grey Knights in retaliation...well played.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/01 10:07:02


Post by: Obrek


Codex Grey Knights has 99 problems but your army ain't one

At least I can say I will probably outlive Matt Ward, and therefore will enjoy some Warhammer peace before I die. Unless, of course, we develop cloning before then and he uses his most likely ridiculous fortune to ensure he ruins our beloved game forever.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/01 11:15:02


Post by: ChocolateGork


Fire_for_effect wrote:
Awesome Christ wrote:
Codex: Grey Knights watches Uwe Boll movies and thinks they're pretty alright


that's just wrong...


lol


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/02 20:10:00


Post by: Nagashek


Obrek wrote:Codex Grey Knights has 99 problems but your army ain't one

At least I can say I will probably outlive Matt Ward, and therefore will enjoy some Warhammer peace before I die. Unless, of course, we develop cloning before then and he uses his most likely ridiculous fortune to ensure he ruins our beloved game forever.


You assume Matt Ward will outlive GW.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/02 20:52:37


Post by: AlmightyWalrus


Soylent Green is made of Codex: Grey Knights!

Codex: Grey Knights is a Cookbook! A COOKBOOK!

Codex: Grey Knights is Codex: Rainbow Warriors after a car wash.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/02 22:02:03


Post by: ph34r


shrike wrote:
ColdSadHungry wrote:
shrike wrote:b)- Ward's writing it. It's 80% likely going to be a cheese-a-thon. There's even armoured armoured armoured armour.


No there's not. There's only the Dreadknight.

aegis armour=armoured power armour.
terminator aegis armour=armoured aegis armour
dreadknight=armoured terminator aegis armour.
Aegis armor = power armor with inscriptions
Terminator armor = terminator armor with inscriptions
Dreadknight = armored terminator armor with inscriptions

I don't think anyone would think that terminator armor was "armored power armor". That's just derp.

AlmightyWalrus wrote:
ph34r wrote:
AlmightyWalrus wrote:There's a difference between 2 Grand Masters stomping a primarch and 100 terminators led by 3 Grand Masters of which only a dozen or so got away doing the same. Sure, there were more daemons there, but they had back-up from the IG and the SW.
The hell? Where are you getting 3 grand masters from? Angron was banished by 100 terminators and 1 Brother-Captain and zero Grand Masters. Also, the Brother-Captain banished him almost entirely by himself.

Now that you mention it, I can't find my source anymore, guess I might be wrong. I'd still like to know where YOU got your info from, if it was so easy for this BC to banish Angron why did almost everyone die?
The armageddon art/story book. The force is 100 grey knight terminators lead by a brother captain. They are stationed at an imperial guard battle line, emerging to fight once angron+12 bloodthirsters take the field. Most of the grey knights engage the bloodthirsters, and a handful die to angron, but the brother captain is able to focus the entirety of his soul, along with a bit of backup from a squad of GKT, to banish angron. The brother captain dies from this effort.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/02 22:04:33


Post by: shrike


ph34r wrote:Aegis armor = power armor with inscriptions
Terminator armor = terminator armor with inscriptions
Dreadknight = armored terminator armor with inscriptions

I don't think anyone would think that terminator armor was "armored power armor". That's just derp.

aegis armour IS armoured power armour. inscriptions might help against daemons, but I doubt some insriptions are gonna stop solid bullets any time soon.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/02 22:12:29


Post by: Dogface 76


kronk wrote:Codex: Grey Knights brought Zima to my Super Bowl party then drank all of my Guiness.


too funny

How about this
Codex: Grey Knights knows how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of the Tootsie Pop!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/02 22:47:03


Post by: crazypsyko666


Codex: Grey Knight licked away my whole tootsie pop. He still won't tell me how many licks it takes.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/02 22:50:25


Post by: DarknessEternal


shrike wrote:
aegis armour IS armoured power armour. inscriptions might help against daemons, but I doubt some insriptions are gonna stop solid bullets any time soon.

And wouldn't you know, it's no more effective against bullets than any other kinds of power armor.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/02 22:57:57


Post by: ph34r


shrike wrote:aegis armour IS armoured power armour. inscriptions might help against daemons, but I doubt some insriptions are gonna stop solid bullets any time soon.
Sure bud. Aegis armor is armored power armor in the exact same way that power armor is armored power armor, and flak armor is armored flak armor.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/02 23:09:01


Post by: Lyzin Locrian


Codex Grey Knights will become a new way of saying

Codex Grey Knights will make all other space marine players feel small and insignificant

Codex Grey Knights is just another delay in my never ending wait for the DA codex

Codex Grey Knights is so every single 40k player will swicth to it just so that they don't lose instantly to the first person they know who swicthes

To GW: Stop stalling and release the codex! (DA, not GN)


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/06 18:48:49


Post by: Abadabadoobaddon


I've just seen the final version of Codex: Grey Knights and there's a fluff piece describing the Draigo/Mortarion encounter in it!

--

Scene - MORTARION has killed JANUS, the Grandmaster of the Grey Knights and is now looking for DRAIGO to finish the job.

DEATHSHROUD 1: Hey Stern, where's Draigo?

DRAIGO: Right behind you Deathshroud.

DRAIGO blows away both DEATHSHROUD with his storm bolter. MORTARION drops his scythe and falls to his knees cowering before the fury of DRAIGO. DRAIGO draws his Nemesis Force Weapon and carves JANUS' name into the terrified MORTARION's heart.

DRAIGO: All right, Mortarion. You called down the thunder. Well, now you got it. You see that? It says, "Grey Knights Grandmaster."

MORTARION: Draigo, please don't kill me. Please.

DRAIGO: Take a good look at him, Mortarion, 'cause that's how you're gonna end up. The Chaos gods are finished. You understand me? I see an eight-pointed star, I kill the daemon wearin' it. So run, you cur. Run! Tell all the other curs the law is comin'! You tell 'em I'm comin'! And hell's comin' with me, you hear? HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME!!!

--

Next up: Draigo kicks Khorne off of his Skull Throne!

DRAIGO: Just want to let you know you're sitting in my chair.

KHORNE: Is that a fact?

DRAIGO: Yeah, that's a fact...



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/06 18:56:12


Post by: AlmightyWalrus


Abadabadoobaddon wrote:DEATHSHROUD 1: Hey Stern, where's Draigo?


Oh come on. Really? Please tell me this is some sort of cruel joke!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/06 19:06:17


Post by: Kroothawk


A joke? In this thread? No way!!!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/06 19:34:13


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


Codex Grey Knights IS THE LAW!
Codex Grey Knights once punched Hitler right in the face!
Codex Grey Knights is filled with TIGER BLOOD!
Codex Grey Knights is Bi-Winning


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/06 20:03:08


Post by: TheDevo


Codex Grey Knights bangs 7 gram rocks.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/06 20:18:45


Post by: ColdSadHungry


Codex: Grey Knights will take the heat off Codex: Blood Angels when it is released.

Codex: Grey Knights is what most people say it is.

But there is NO armoured armoured armour! There's just some armour that's tougher than other armour.

Just like some cars are faster than others and some food costs more than other food. Some things are just better (although Burger King isn't)


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/06 21:03:22


Post by: Abadabadoobaddon


Codex: Grey Knights drinks your milkshake. It drinks it up.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 00:33:27


Post by: ph34r


ColdSadHungry wrote:Codex: Grey Knights will take the heat off Codex: Blood Angels when it is released.

Codex: Grey Knights is what most people say it is.

But there is NO armoured armoured armour! There's just some armour that's tougher than other armour.

Just like some cars are faster than others and some food costs more than other food. Some things are just better (although Burger King isn't)
Nonsense. I call a three course meal fooded food food just like anyone else.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 04:23:24


Post by: stalkerzero


Codex: Grey Knights makes me cry myself to sleep.

Seriously. Just playing around it's 20-0 in games here at the house. And it's not even out yet!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 05:18:22


Post by: Mukkin'About


Mein Kampf & The Manifesto of the Communist Party Were found on the bedside table of Matt Ward shortly after the release of Codex: Grey Knights


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 05:56:45


Post by: Zefig


Codex Grey Knights killed the dinosaurs. Individually.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 06:16:44


Post by: Goddard


Codex: Grey Knights gave Gamesworkshop an opportunity to sell StormRavens to players who don't play Blood Angels.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 07:49:37


Post by: Jackster


Codex: Grey Knights saved me hundreds of dollars on car insurance!

Codex: Grey Knights is made of people!

Codex: Grey Knights shot first!

Codex: Grey Knights voted for G.W Bush. TWICE!

Codex: Grey Knights ends the world in 2012!

Codex: Grey Knights makes people stop complaining about my mech IG!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 08:03:36


Post by: UberhAxTHC


Exactly what part of the leaked codex tells you that you can have infinite henchman? I'm reading a part right now that says you can only have 3-12 for each inquisitor in the army...or are you just referring to the fact that Coteaz makes them troops? And that makes them cheese? Which henchman would you take that would be cheese? As far as I can tell, Gun Servitors, the best henchman in the current dex imo, were removed, so...not really looking so good there...


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 08:14:23


Post by: Vaktathi


UberhAxTHC wrote:Exactly what part of the leaked codex tells you that you can have infinite henchman? I'm reading a part right now that says you can only have 3-12 for each inquisitor in the army...or are you just referring to the fact that Coteaz makes them troops? And that makes them cheese? Which henchman would you take that would be cheese? As far as I can tell, Gun Servitors, the best henchman in the current dex imo, were removed, so...not really looking so good there...
Coteaz makes them troops but doesn't necessarily lift the restriction on not taking FoC slots.

As for cheese, being able to take 12 plasma guns for 140pts, or 5 in a chimera for 125pts is probably one of the reasons why, or a 10 Fast Las/Plas Razorbacks with token 3man scoring units for just over 900pts.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 08:20:32


Post by: UberhAxTHC


In the current dex, you can take 2 gun servitors, one with Multimelta and one with a Plasma Cannon, following an Inquisitor, all in a Rhino, for under 140 pts...you can do this 4 times, one for each inquisitor in your army. How is that not worse?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 08:38:51


Post by: Vaktathi


because that's 8 heavy weapons and 4 storm bolters on AV11 transports for roughly what ~550 or so points and they can't score? Not 20 plasmaguns and 8 heavy weapons in AV12 transports for fewer points than *can* hold objectives?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 08:47:06


Post by: UberhAxTHC


Actually, you could put them in Chimera's if you really wanted to...And you actually have to leave the safety of your tank to shoot all those guns, or you're wasting points. Which is a bad idea most of the time.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 08:54:22


Post by: Vaktathi


UberhAxTHC wrote:Actually, you could put them in Chimera's if you really wanted to...And you actually have to leave the safety of your tank to shoot all those guns, or you're wasting points. Which is a bad idea most of the time.
In the upcoming list you don't have to leave the chimeras to shoot all those guns, chimeras have 5 firing points. 4 chimeras with 5 PG's each is 500pts. The chimeras in the current DH book are much less capable in that regard, cost a lot more, and count as open topped if anything shoots out.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 09:04:22


Post by: foofighter


Codex: Grey Knights wanted a coalition government

Codex: Grey Knights will drop shot you then t-bag your digital army-man corpse

codex: Grey Knights power level is OVER NINE THOOUUSAAAAAND!!!!!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 09:06:59


Post by: UberhAxTHC


So in reality, Grey Knights aren't what make Codex: Grey Knights cheese...it's Coteaz himself. So why aren't people just making Coteaz jokes? Bashing on Coteaz? He seems to be the real problem here...the actual Grey Knights themselves don't seem that cheese to me...


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 09:13:23


Post by: Vaktathi


UberhAxTHC wrote:So in reality, Grey Knights aren't what make Codex: Grey Knights cheese...it's Coteaz himself. So why aren't people just making Coteaz jokes? Bashing on Coteaz? He seems to be the real problem here...the actual Grey Knights themselves don't seem that cheese to me...
Well, then there's also the Purifiers. The guys that go from 20 to 24pts but get an extra attack and automatically wound all engaged enemy models on a 4+ before any blows are struck but after movement into combat (i.e. annihilating orks simply by the state of being in combat with them) along with being able to take 2 Heavy Weapons per 5 models, and the undercosted Dreadknight. The Paladins also may be somewhat cheesy, but perhaps not if the Warding Stave doesn't apply outside of CC.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 09:17:20


Post by: UberhAxTHC


That's still not nearly as bad as Space Wolves. Admit it.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 09:23:09


Post by: Vaktathi


We'll see, but those Purifiers and the Dreadknight may tip that


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 09:26:21


Post by: UberhAxTHC


What the hell is a Dreadknight supposed to be anyways? At first I thought it might be a Dreadnought variant, but reading over it more, it seems to be like a super terminator...which would make me very sad, seeing one man terminator squads that take up heavy support slots...so what IS this thing?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 09:32:19


Post by: Vaktathi


Basically, it's a Trygon that gets +1WS/S and T for 2 less Attacks (3 less in profile but has 2 CCW's) and Wounds with a 2+/4+ and 2 higher LD and BS, with a strength increasing psychic power, a blast weapon psychic power, psychic defense, and costs 2 Rhino's less, with the ability to take two independent very powerful ranged weapons.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 09:35:22


Post by: UberhAxTHC


Yeah, but I mean, model-wise, what is going to represent it? What do they look like?


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 09:37:03


Post by: Vaktathi


as far as I can tell they sorta look like those things from the Matrix movies or Aliens, the big walker things, but better armored and more "knightly" with big swords.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 09:46:21


Post by: Luke_Prowler


I actually played against a Coteaz henchman list a while ago (he was using the leaked 'dex) and to be honest it wasn't that bad a fight. but he did use a lot of points on two stormravens and a lot of assassins, and most of his firing was wasted on taking out my Wierdboy and Warbikers, so *shurg*


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 10:48:49


Post by: UberhAxTHC


Still, you have to admit...full inquisition army is badass...


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/07 11:07:34


Post by: Kroothawk


Codex Grey Knights is PWNED by Mat Ward's next work: Codex Necrons

So here the truth about Codex Necrons:
It includes a special playable character that kicked Draigo's ass
The Dreadknight is actually a Necron construct, the more powerful Necroknights with necrofists and necroguns are a standard unit and cost 30 points each.
Necrons invaded Terra and made it a Tomb World.
One page is dedicated to the Necron's private life as loving parents.
Necron's killed all Old Ones and 5 Primarchs and 200 Eldar Avatars.
The C'Tan travelled back in time and made Sarah Palin US President and gave Uwe Boll the Lifetime Achievement Oscar.



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/08 14:06:09


Post by: AlmightyWalrus


Nobody puts Codex: Grey Knights in a corner!


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/08 15:00:38


Post by: rovian


I hate them their are overpowered plus lame losers but they may prevent annoying sisters.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/08 18:20:07


Post by: UberhAxTHC


What's wrong with sisters? They're badass too. Celestine is pro.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/09 18:43:18


Post by: solkan


The Codex: Grey Knights release date was pushed back one day.



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/10 07:50:14


Post by: UberhAxTHC


So now that it's been released, does anyone here have a copy? Can you tell us how bad it really is? Is the leaked Dex accurate or complete bs?

Nvm. Saw it on the main site and thought it was released already. >.<


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/10 08:44:03


Post by: crazypsyko666


Codex: Grey Knights considers Roboute Guilliman to be its spiritual liege, but knows that it will never be as good as Codex: Ultramarines.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/10 09:15:21


Post by: Mukkin'About


Codex: Grey Knights flooded the internet with Dreadknight hate.
I am now currently swimming in a pool of silvery hate.



And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/10 09:43:57


Post by: EmilCrane


Codex grey Knights will have a unit that guards Titan called Grey Wardens.


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/10 10:01:08


Post by: Kroothawk


Codex Grey Knights fields a special character named Inquisitor Mary Sue.

The Dreadknight must make a morale check every round. If the test fails, the Dreadknight stays immobile: The Terminator has to be fed

The codpiece of the Dreadknight Terminator has the following inscription: Titan (no joke !)


And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights @ 2011/03/10 11:24:11


Post by: UberhAxTHC


Haha, the Dreadknight is packing down there on top of everything else. Just one more reason for people to bash on him.

I honestly wish they hadn't made a model for Draigo, so that at least I wouldn't have to see him EVERY time I play vs the new GK...but so much for THAT...

Also, add truck nuts to your Dreadknight. I can't think of a better way to make an opponent shoot at it every turn, just so he won't have to look at it anymore...