Magnotz woke up with a loud, toothy yawn and a stretch. He then grabbed his head with his good hand as he felt a pain there from inside.
"Ow! Dat fungus wine wuz strong it wuz!" he said aloud to his now visible Grot servants. He scratched his sides and pulled a small parasite from his flank. "Hmm, looks 'bout right!" and popped it into his mouth to crunch it as he figured his next order out. "Oi! help me get ready to go address da ladz!" and with that, his Grots helped him dress for the day, from his tanned leather form suit to the dark bronze armor and his coupling for the Power Klaw, with his Twin shoota in hand he looked all the bit the Orky Warboss. His back banner and trophies in place he stepped outside. The planetary town that his forces resided in was a huge sprawl of habs and shops for making everything from choppas to gargants, in fact he could see some already. Grots and Snotlings running around doing tasks they were ordered to do, or more of their sneaking around. Orks going about training, drinking, brawling, or buying new gear if they had the teef for it, others bashing the face of another for some teef to buy weapons and armor. The odor of rank Orks and burning fuel as dark clouds of burnt promethium hung about the city. Magnotz breathed in, "Ah, now dat's wot I'm talkin' about!" He spotted his Nob hangers on. "Oi ladz, methinks iz time fur food!" he bellowed, and they all laughed. As he walked, they joined him, all arguing for who got to be closer to their leader and who got the furthest spot away, they were following him to the one spot he favored in town for a morning meal, and sure enough, several buildings later, they entered Gut-smacka's establishment. Magnotz sat at his table, they took seats at their spots based on how they worked the order out for that day.

As the food and drink arrived, Magnotz addressed his Nobs. "Lissen up you lot! Me an' me brothers have agreed, as soon as da ships are ready, we all pack up and 'ead off to smash us anyfing dat resists us! it's time fer a good 'ole fashion' WAAAGH!" And with that, the room echoed with the sound of all of the Orks there taking up the battle cry, then all settled down.
Nozgib asked " 'Boss, 'ow is it that you an' da uvva bosses all is da same?" Magnotz looked at him, then the others around him
"Okay, dis is 'ow it happen'd, it wuz da oddest uv birfs, da fungus node dat was for me to be hatched frum had an odd thing 'appen to it." He began, "Now norm'ly, one Ork to a fungus, but dis one wuz diff'rent, coz it 'ad me and' tree uvva pods attached!" the Nobz inhaled in shock. He had them now, and he could see it in their beady eyes. "der wuz me, of course, and Zagnotz, den Gragnotz, and Ragnotz, my last and poor brovva, coz he don't grow enuff teef!" at the end of that the nobz all chuckled. "Oi! isn't dat funny as he iz alwayz beggin' fer teef to buy hiz stuff wit." he pointed this out with a backhanded cuff to the head of the nob chuckling the most, knocking him to the floor. "Now dis wuz odd, to say da least, so we had to figga out who was da boss of us all, so I beat all of dem up, den Zagnotz won the second fight and beat da uvva two, an' finally, Gragnotz beat Ragnotz Making it clear who wuz wot!" Magnotz then chewed on his roasted squig leg platter in front of him.

One of the Nobz asked. "So, didn't Gragnotz lose an arm in da fight boss?" Magnotz gulped down the succulent meat and then answered, "Oi, dat wuz how he beat Ragnotz! by beatin' im wit dat arm like a club! a true Ork dat one!" and the whole room shuddered with belly laughs of the Orks. Once iot settled down for an orky pub, "Dat's also why he kept losin' it in battles afta dat, it just never re-attached right, no matta how many times da doks put it backon." He said next, "He saved up iz teef an' now sports a nifty Cyb'ork arm wit' a shoota rokkit combi weapon dat I suspect wuz nicked from one o' da killa kans of dat one tribe we used to be next ta!" they all smiled toothily at that memory.

"But we needz ta get da Ladz ready, da ships will be good enuff fer loadin' soon an' den we WAAAGH!! once more, we bin sittin' 'ere too long on our arses!" he bellowed, and the word spread through out all of the Ork towns and the planet, which they had been pretty much using up anyway, so it was indeed time to head off for fresh conquests.

"I needz ta discuss dis wit Tek' sla, make sure he got it right!" Magnotz said as he got up, his meal done.

I wanted to make a comment about your story. It can be very difficult to create "ork" language but I think you did an acceptable job. It was generally legible while still conveying the culture of the Ork race. I like your story and hope you continue. I assume this will just be the formation of some generic Waaagh?

Thanks!

SilverStar wrote:I wanted to make a comment about your story. It can be very difficult to create "ork" language but I think you did an acceptable job. It was generally legible while still conveying the culture of the Ork race. I like your story and hope you continue. I assume this will just be the formation of some generic Waaagh?

Thanks!

It is about my Ork army(yes i named all of my bosses and the Big Meks as well. As for my Ork language, well years of reading GW Ork fluff, and the bitz in both Orky Codecii helped as well.

Glad you like it so far, Thanks! I will also eventually get the Ladz out for photo opportunities.

well that was at least understandable for me^^ i was fearing that it was too much orky language that i wouldn´t understand the conext...but i did^^...tho i have to say... not that i am too known of the fluff of orks myself...that your orks sound and behave rather civilized...the amount of violence is rather tamed^^ but i guess the did after all spend to much time sitting on their own arses^^ lol

hope this will soon to be continued...^^

vik

Dis iz just wakey time fer 'im Vik!

lol... after a hearty breakfast the bashin`can kick in i expect^^

Oh all sorts of things will happen, never a dull moment in an Ork city!

that is the main reason why i cant get a true foothold with orks... there is something truly unlogic working ... they are pure geniuses to work out even spacetravel hell warptravel even but they have this brutal and very "tactile" civilisation/ social life going on...and i pretty find that creepy to have a mere nonsexual lifeform...well it certainly is very sifi all around but the tech and social life isn´t quite rhyming for my...if you understand my view...

They are bred for nothing but war, much like the Sontarans of Dr. Who fame
Fighting and dangerous games is what makes them happy

that i understand it is just the highly developed tech (getting in outer space IS high tech! even if it looks look like crap...) and then have this brutal society...with slave races and beating instead of argueing... well it works for them...

Viktor von Domm wrote:that i understand it is just the highly developed tech (getting in outer space IS high tech! even if it looks look like crap...) and then have this brutal society...with slave races and beating instead of argueing... well it works for them...

The Orks know who is boss by their size, and they have little issues, the resolve disputes via fighting pit, and the money they use if their own Teeth! they have the tech woven into their DNA, so Fighters, Meks, Doks, Runtherders, Grots and Snotlings.

Zanzgs waagh is da best

Orks just wanna smash stuff

shasolenzabi wrote:They are bred for nothing but war, much like the Sontarans of Dr. Who fame
Fighting and dangerous games is what makes them happy

yes

@antslol; Hello, hope you enjoyed the first part of the tale.

As Magnotz and the Nob Skwad as his retinue was known, they could see signs of a healthy Ork community, games of chance or of moving bitz of metal around a checkered board erupting into brawls when accusations cheating were bellowed., Grots or snots squashed under the brawlers, likely now to be part of that night's stew.

Mek shop grots hawking their masters' wares as other grots went about on errands to get gear or food for their Ork master. Other shops had Orks seeing tot mending their weapons and armor. Magnotz approved. "Now dis is wot I likes ta see! Alla da Ladz gettin' reddy fer da WAAGH!!" he smiled toothily, now that meant a lot of things to the Nobz and the slowest ones usually got clipped when Magnotz smiled. Gibnitz was the slow one today and got knocked to the ground when Magnotz in a fit of Orky joy slapped him. He got back up quickly and asked "Oi boss what'd ya go and cuff me fer?"

Magnotz stopped and faced his underling. His smile still there, the others backed away. "Cuz I iz inna good mood dat's why! If i wanted ta brain ya, I would 'ave! If yuz is gettin' soft on me Gibnitz, I can replace ya if ya like." His grin grew bigger, and his Klaw crackled with a power surge. "C'mon, ya knows ya wants ta give it a go!" Other Orks dropped their business to watch what would happen.
"Now out here it would be a brawl, but we could just go to the pit and settle it if ya feel like I'z bein' unfair." Magnotz finished. Gibnitz, seeing a chance said, "Okay les do dis inna pit!" to which Magnotz looked a litle surprised, and then smiled again, his cunning mind understand what Gibnitz was after. Magnotz bellowed to the growing crowd, Somewhere, a Mek shop exploded and a oily mushroom cloud ascended, a good sign for this.

"Listen up you lot! we has here a disagreement, an' a nob who feels his oatz 'e duz!" the crowd laughed. Two of us will enter the Thunda pit, just one of us iz walkin' out. as it should be!"

The crowd erupted into a raucous chaotic thing and all of themn walked to the pit at the center of the city. His Nobz would officiate, (as much as that was possible)

Magnotz stood at one end of the pit, and Gibnitz the other. Both had their slugga and shoota taken as this was a hand to hand affair between them.
The Nob known as ZaggGutz stood up. "Here we has tweo Orks with gutz fulla fight! now not wanting a personal issue to fill da city, dey comes to do it on the sands where Justiz iz served, usually hot and bloody!" the crowd laughed, ZaggGutz might make a good boss one day, but not while Magnotz was alive.

"Dere iz just one rool here," ZggGutz said, "Dere ain't any roolz! Now FIGHT!"

With that both Gibnitz and Magnotz charged to the center of the sands. Swinging his big chooper, it's teeth whirling Gibnitz swung fast and first. With his Klaw, Magnotz blocked most of the hits, but one got through and his leg took a cut. Bellowing in Rage, Magnotz lashed with his crackling power Klaw, and left Gibnitz a smoking pair of boots where his legs had been sheered off, his head,, rolled away from another stike, his chest, from the third, smoked and was spilling his innards all over the sands..

ZaggGutz stood both hands up in the air, "Our winner! and still champiun! Magnotz our Warlord of da WAAAGH!!!, apparently the Godz Mork an' Gork smile upon dis WAAGH!!! as Magnotz took Gibnitz down so fast!"

Magnotz raised hi Klaw in the air and bellowed "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!" to the crowd, a dok and orderly came to him and stapled the leg wound shut, and then the grot sewed up the cut in the pant leg.

Magnotz then addressed the crowd. "Who's da Boss!? " to which they all pointed and acknowledged "Magnotz!"
"An who iz gonna lead diz here WAAAGH!!???"

The crowd again shouted "Magnotz!"

He smiled and shook his head as the grots returned his Twin Shoota "Das right!" and with that, he went back to the outer walls of the pit. Justiz wuz served. Having lost so badly, they took the remains of Gubnitz to the drops to feed the squigs.

"Now, we'll go an' see Tek' sla unless any one else haz a reason to delay me?" No one had anything else they wanted to say.

The shop owned by Tek' Sla was easy to find, it had electric blue glowing sparking from it as well the occasional explosion.

a dok and orderly came to him and stapled the leg wound shut

best part...lol they stapled his leg wound lol...

that ZggGutz is quite the professor one ain´t he? ^^ he talks quite posh^^
seems the Gibnitz stew will be a good omen to the upcoming waaagh!...nice read but a way to quick fight...but i am thinking there will be lots of this more in the future ^^

I have found that a good few strokes with a Power Klaw ends the fight pretty darn fast!

lol....have a fist at ya you filthy greenhide^^

Viktor von Domm wrote:lol....have a fist at ya you filthy greenhide^^

Well, is a pretty bad day for anyone as that Warlord/Boss packs a S10punch!

too bad that this last comment is lost on me as i am still a noob ruleswise^^

LOL! it means his Klaw hits like a Tau Railcannon! He can rip open Monolith and Landraider alike

well this is a "handy" *cogh cough cough* tool indeed^^

Better on a battlewagon equipped with a borading plank, it allows him to assault the enemy vehicle w/o actaully leaving the battlewagon then he uses his mega can opener on the enemy vehicle.

sounds almost like cheating^^

Viktor von Domm wrote:sounds almost like cheating^^

Der iz no such fing as cheatin' unless yu iz a Panzy Eldar!

lol...true an ork never looses...he wins or he wins the other day...

And I have to get close for it to work, so many other armies have massive range and power to get through!

as for example your tau... but at least the orks have lots of meatshields^^

Against the Tau, I have the Trukks, buggies and koptas!

always the right tools for the right job...my granddad taught me that^^

Exactly

^^

Well, busy day ahead, sleep then other errands

sleep the well mate!

Now i did say that I would let folks see the images of the Bruvvas 'Notz, and well they did sit still long enough for a picture, of each alone! I may try and get a group shot if they don't try and kill each other!

Magnotz! Boss of all da WAAAGH! Magnotz!
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Bruvva Zagnotz! He is standing on his favorite trophy!
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Gragnotz! da bruvva wit a Kan's arm!
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Here you can see the full extent of Dok surgery!
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And finally, Ragnotz, the not as well off Bruvva!
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that surgeon job looks as if it is still hurtin`...
and if i hadn´t realized that the trophiesbanner on the one model was green and the other was red i would still confuse them^^

nice bunch of green hides, needs but sunlight pics to let the colors pop better...
on what minis did you base this lot? is this each time the AoBR orkboss?

Viktor von Domm wrote:that surgeon job looks as if it is still hurtin`...
and if i hadn´t realized that the trophiesbanner on the one model was green and the other was red i would still confuse them^^

nice bunch of green hides, needs but sunlight pics to let the colors pop better...
on what minis did you base this lot? is this each time the AoBR orkboss?

Yeah, true, Gragnotz has no mild side at all!
True, but is cloudy day today. And yes, there is the different color hair on their banners to help, the Kan arm on the one also, and Magnotz has a bit more armor on than the rest!

AoBR plastic Boss for the three, and Ragnotz is a metal Boss mini.

is ragnotz wielding a termy hammer? the model stands out a bit of the crowd^^ the abor boss i have too...all mouldlines removed and waiting on a happy day to see some paint...about 2020 or something i guess^^

Is a double headed Big Choppa. Oh btw the rest of the Old Crow stuff arrived!^^

pic didn´t show that so good but now as you mention it i see it too... yup saw the sabre already... congrats^^

Four brothers, so similar, yet subtley different!

^^

Just so you know, the Orks of my army are mostly of the BloodAxe clan, more regimented than most Orks.

that could clarify why they are not so chaotic as the sterotype orks i came to know...

Yes, but the brothers will be very distinct in their demeanors and moods.

When they arrived at the shop of Tek' sla, the left section had a large puff od flame and then black smoke billowed out of it, Tek' Sla came out, his face and coveralls colored with soot. He removed his work goggles and saw who was at his shop, "Oi! that was a bit excitin' der Boss! Large Tellyporta coil went a bit nutty on me and I hit it to make it behave and it just blew up in me face!" he said cheerfully. "Back to a fresh start wit dat one!" he said.

Magnotz looked at the Mad Mek, and shook his head. "Wot 'bout me Armada?" Iz the fleet ready for da WAAAGH!!! yet or not?" he was irritated.

Tek' Sla looked like a light bulb went off over his head, "Oh right! Dat! I almost furgot it wuz da fleet you wanted me to make ready for da WAAAGH!!!, Well, Gragnotz and Zagnotz' ships are all mustered and ready to go, Your ships are all ready to go, just a small matter of non-payment by Ragnotz and his lot that is slowing tings down Boss." Tek' Sla replied, Always apparently broke, and not able to gather enough teef from his cronies, apparently Ragnotz needed some of rt of assistance to make sure the WAAAGH!!! would get underway.

"Again? he iz cryin' poverty again?! Dat git of a bruvva iz gitting on me nerves!" Magnotz said. "Come on Ladz! we have ta go and motivate my bruvva a bit!" and with that Magnotz and his retinue stormed off down the valley to where they could fine Ragnotz.

ohoh...sounds like clobberin`time...^^

what makes me wonder is why tau and humans and even the heretics have a clear commando structure of order and following orders coming from superiors...with orks there is so much barter and selling and buying...the whole structure is so alien as can be...

by the way, you draw very colorful and lifelike characters, that can easyly be pictured in my mind...

Ork Kultur is very simplistic and easy Vik, the biggest and meanest is the boss, and teef are exchanged as currency.

The Orks have a very simplified lifestyle, why make so many thoughts about things when you just go and do them.

Thanks, I hope to hone my skills more and then get better at it.

Like a wave, Magnotz and his Nobz walked through the camps of his brother Ragnotz, crowds of boyz trailing in their wake. Once at the main tent that Ragnotz had for his temporary quarters Magnotz entered, Ragnotz was still eating some squig roast as the Warlord entered his tent. As he was about to clear his mouth of food to greet his brother, his world erupted in stars and tweeting little grotz! Magnotz then dropped his hand and shouted at Ragnotz. "Wot do yuz tink you iz doin'? I need to have Tek' Sla paid so we kin get flyin' wit da WAAAGH!!! and you have given nuffing! I seez plenny o' boyz wit teef ta giv, and here you iz a full mouth fulla teef all grown in an expectin' me ta covva the costs fer ya?" Magnotz raged, and Ragnotz' big choppa lay several feet away. "Now, I can tell ya, I've paid, Zagnotz 'as paid an' so 'as Gragnotz! You allays cry povertee, an' here all your ladz has da teef ta cover yer share! If ya don't get the teef collected by t'nite, I will lay you out! Bruvva or not!" Magnotz bellowed. He then reached over and got the Choppa and handed it to Ragnotz, "Look at dis! not even near ya, how ya got dis far I'll nevva know! and if you want to fight 'bout it now, ya kan, but you already know who will wind up winning don't ya?" Magnotz said with a mix of disgust and disappointment as he turned his back and stormed out of the tent.

"C'mon Ladz! we iz gonna give dis lot time to collect the Teef dat dey need to pay Tek' Sla for WAAAGH!!! worthy ships and gear!" Magnotz said to his retinue. Ragnotz came out, his mouth bloody as he had used the choppa to bash out enough teeth to set an example.
Magnotz heard his brother proclaim, "We'z bin sittin' around long enuff! come and give for da WAAAGH!!!, I will collect teef from every one of the camps! Hurry it up! move!"

Magnotz was in a foul mood, his errant brother Ragnotz needed more dissiplin' than any others of the klan. But at least that head cuffing seemed to work, now as long as Tek' Sla got his price paid, the entire WAAAGH!!! could finally get under way!

"Dat worked very well boyz, dat iz how ta maintain dissiplin' in da ranks, even amongst da upper levesl just below ya as a Boss!" he said as he imparted his Orky wizdom upon them.

Then they heard the sounds of a project that a Big mek was working on, a P.A. system of public entertainment, all kinds of songs that orks would like was the idea he had to help keep the ladz in the right mood, and since the planet Magnotz wished to invade first was a human world, they were playing a song called "Kill the Humans" from some other race that the Imperials had angered.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQPxxfaRzzc

tho i am still not known in the whole dr. who schtick i loled heartly to the vid...^^
i think orks would lead a whole lot of diferent life if their race had depend on sex...since they look underneath their trousers like barbies ken it is no wonder that they keep on bacshing and pulling teeth all the time...
by the way, whats a P.A.??

and a good morning read as usual^^

Ah, P.A.=Public Address

Glad you enjoyed this little installment. Felt the music fit the orks a bit,^^

for orks most fitting^^ the deloks(?) are so ridiculous^^

Daleks are quite deadly for all their silly design.

But yeah, Orks are happiest with a fight going on, or speeding recklessly about.

thats why we love`em^^

Exactly! Even though they have bad hygiene, do silly things and are the most care free race in 40K

because they are orks they behave like orks...perfect projection material for readers, to live out the "darker" side of ones self^^

Orks are like the kids who would build things from whatever they could find, played with fireworks and would go and do crazy things just to see if they could.

best methode to try things out^^ if not for that we never had reached the stars^^

Orks are very much a simple culture

yup^^

"Tonight is da meetin' wit' da uvva warbosses and me bruvvas 'bot da WAAAGH!!!, I kin feel dis is it! soon we kin smash dat world of Humies and dat'll be a nice poke in da eye fer 'em wot calls demselfs Da konfederacy!" Magnotz said as he walked back into the area of town where he held court, the Beerhall Of All.

"Just gotta remind Ragnotz ta git dem teef ta Tek' Sla an' den he kin make ready all da ships for da go!" He said as he sat on his Big Chair.

A grot quickly brought them all beer, then scampered off as fast as possible.

Back at the camps, Ragnotz was busy gathering the teef he needed for his price, "Dat Magnotz, allays shovin' me around' like I was some low boy or grot! I'll show's im! I'll shows 'em all who's da best!" for Ragnotz had a kunnin' plan!

Zagnotz arrived early, as usual for him, his nobz and he taking a table near the Big Chair and the tables near it. He tossed a bag at Magnotz' feet. It clunked like it had something in it, "Teef, extras fer more beer Bruvva!" Magnotz checked, the teef were still fresh. "Now dat's a good bruvva, Ragnotz is finally collectin' teef fer his share of da WAAAGH!!" Magnotz replied.

"Wot, dat lazy git had ta get a clunk on da 'ead ta get in gear? what a git!" Zagnotz said in response to that.
"Not a good Blood Axe iz 'e?" Both chuckled. "Cuffed 'im right good I did" said Magnotz, and the hall was full of laughter.


In the camps, Gragnotz made his way through Ragnotz' section, and found it a cluster field, to make way, he raised his arm, the hydraulics making a whining sound, and fired his big shoota in the air. His nobz cuffed lesser boyz out of the way. "Make way or I'll smash da lot of yuz!" he bellowed.

Ragnotz, recognizing who it was came forwards, "Jes collectin' da fee fer da WAAAGH-ificashun of me ships is all bruvva" Ragnotz said. and then, "Make a hole fer me Bruvva you gits!" Seeing the bruise on Ragnotz' face, he replied "I see 'Ole Magnotz had ta moti-vate ya! Hurr hurr!"

Ragnotz was angry, but knew how Gragnotz was , "So, ya still sides wiff 'im eh? Da one wot crunched yer arm ta pulp?"

"Meh! 'E beat me fair, like any decent ork would, you best get dat right in yer 'ead! His WAAAGH!!! will make us one of da great tribes ta evva take to da stars!" Gragnotz said as he brushed past his bruvva, "Whinin' 'bout Magnotz ain't Orky, iz more Oomie like it is."

"I'll show yaz, alla yaz! I got's a Kunnin' plan I does! I'l show wot kinda Boss I am!" he shouted at Gragnotz' back

Gragnotz shook his head and said to his Nobz, "Ain't right in da 'ead dat one" and he continued on to the BeerHall of All.

cool read!
left me with one question tho...do ork teeth grow back or are they lost forever? i guess they grow back...hmmm...not a good currency then...but heck who cares about inflation when you have to rebuilt everything continiously^^

also, do ork like cunning or more brutish behavior? i think the later as this would make a good tension for the story...with Ragnotz being not so powerful but now he wants to rely on inteligence...lol bright orks...thats the least the glaxy needs now...what comes next...nids that care for others?^^

vik

Ork teef grow back which is good because eventually, the ones used as currency rot away to dust., unlike Human teeth. This actually makes it perfect currency.

LOL! The Orks follow the Orky gods, Goprk and Mork, Gork is brutal yet cunning, while Mork is Cunning yet brutal

Blood axes also make Kommandoes, Orks that Understand camouflage and stealth

ah so not only dumb enemies they are...

the ones used as currency rot away to dust

sounds like elven gold^^ but you are right a currency that needs to be remade on a constant basis cant amount to masses...by the way... do other species teeth also count as currency? this would make a waaagh!! worthwhile...

Only human Gold Teeth, normal sized teeth are too weedy for their taste otherwise. Maybe Nid teeth would also work, but humans are only good for the machinery the Orks can take. Eldar are just too pansy for anything but as meat!

they eat eldars? lol...not much on them for a hearty meal, huh?

Yeah, Eldar are just too pansy!

lol

They are a weedy race! I had just a warboss and nob with doc to fight a farseer and his retinue, they assulted thinking that just their numbers would do the trick, but the S3 did not allow them to get much ion, and Feel no Pain rule helped if the Heavy armor failed. Power claws swiped the bulk of them away and the rest fled off the table!

well if we are all honest... we would all wet our pants if an ork would cross our way...don´t argue anybody with me about that...if you think you are man enough to tackle barehanded a manic bull you might have a chance...and then even only maybe...

Best way to deal with an ork, shoot 'em between the eyes!

there is an old german joke...:
Ich habe letztens einen Ork getroffen....Ach und wo?.... na zwischen die augen...

translation doensn´t do the pun justice...as there is a pun in the word "treffen" in english then met and hit... in german the same word...

so:
in translation pretty lame...

Viktor von Domm wrote:there is an old german joke...:
Ich habe letztens einen Ork getroffen....Ach und wo?.... na zwischen die augen...

translation doensn´t do the pun justice...as there is a pun in the word "treffen" in english then met and hit... in german the same word...

so:

Spoiler:

i met this ork recently...do say, and where?...well right between his eyes...

in translation pretty lame...

Seems dry British wit there.

depends all on context...kids used it in a very nasty way in anti jewish or even anti turkish context...thats where i know the joke from...

I do remember the anti-turkish sentiments from when I was in Neu Ulm in the 1980's

and it has gone some steps further...if we don´t be careful something horrible might happen...

I can imagine!

Orks are simple, they will fight anyone, no prejudice, just fight for the hell of it!, coz it's fun for them!

there is nothing so even minded as a big chopper... it trashes everybody...regardless of race, color, or religuious believes...aren´t our green hided friends the openminded ones^^

This is one of the few stories on Dakka that has pegged any interest. I want to read more. Good job man!

darksage wrote:This is one of the few stories on Dakka that has pegged any interest. I want to read more. Good job man!

Thanks! Keep watching this spot for more!

@Vik: Orks are equal opportunity trashers!

as evil...er... equal as they come^^

LOL! to be truly evil, you have to think, plot and conspire, the Orks just act on impulse, like naughty children built like gorillas!

now you draw an ugly image and even colored it...how am i supposed to get my kids from kindergarten today...lol

think i take my bolter with me...

Viktor von Domm wrote:now you draw an ugly image and even colored it...how am i supposed to get my kids from kindergarten today...lol

think i take my bolter with me...

There ya go!

The proceedings started as usual, Magnotz had to have his Nobz cuff a few surly individuals, and then they could start things off., He figured Ragnotz may be a little late as he needed to collect a lot of teeth.

He then stood and bellowed, a little wobbly from the Fungus beer he had drank. "Awright yuz gits! Dis 'ere meetin' iz fer da way we will do da WAAAGH!!!" he then punctuated that with a loud burp.

"Now, overall, I will lead da WAAAGH!!!, but my bruvvas will get their chances to do well for demselves." This brought a mix of approval and some anger as there were nobz hoping to prove themselves along with a few of the lesser bosses of the WAAAGH!!!

Magnotz brought things to order by crashing his Klaw into the tablem sending parts of it flying, as well as bottles and cups laden with beer in them.

"Lissen up ya lotz! I beat ya down well an' good, and you swore ta do as i sayz, an' I sayz dat iz how things will be!" His eye glared at them all, his git finda eye showed no one grabbing a weapon, they didn't apparently desire a fresh beat down from him.

"Awright! Now whilst I make fer da main planet, each of my bruvvas can go fer da next big ones, and da rest of yaz get's a piece of the action alongside a us or picking out the outpost worlds and moons, dis way we all have a piece a da pie!" That brought cheers all around, as well as when the grotz came back out with fresh trays of Fungus brew, this time with seasoned, roast squigs.

"Now we kin all ......" he was interrupted as the door slammed open, Ragnotz and his nobz each carrying a bag of teef. "All here Bruvva! all fer you to get da WAAAGH!!! started!" he stood tall in the middle of the Hall.

Magnotz stared Ragnotz down, "Go ter yer table and have some brew and squig, I was tellin' da ladz how we iz takin' out da world system of Narkutzk."

Ragnmotz and his boyz did just that. Magnotz then continued, "Once Nah-Kutz is taken we kin work at spreadin' da WAAAGH!!! to uvva oomie worldz, we will light the sector aflame wit WAAAGH!!!" he bellowed the last. All in the hall bellowed "WAAAAGH!!!" with him, even Ragnotz for he was an Ork, and all Orks loved a good WAAAGH!!!

"Now dat Ragnotz got his payment ta Tek' Sla collected we Kin get started, I wanna see more klans answer da call of da WAAAGH!!! and help us make dis sector all ours with da oomies werkin' fer us as da runtz dey are!" Magnotz said and trhe room was filled with loud laughter and WAAAAGH!!! shouts.

Meanwhile Ragnotz sat and worked out his kunnin' plan.

sososo...your going to smash your own creating of the konfereacy by those drunken orkses...ohoh...this does not bode well...this is me feeling the need for an emergency call to the inquisitor mikhail to allert the konfederacy of the upcoming orkinvasion...

Meanwhile Ragnotz sat and worked out his kunnin' plan.

now he wouldn`t, would he?

Ragnotz' plan will unfold as the story plays out!^^

hope so^^

I can see the hook is well in!^^

oh you know me by now, line, hook and sinker all the way in... and gulped it down we did willingly^^

No signs of shrike in some time though.

he is cought in the minecraft struggle, also being a teen he is due to some exams atm... it is that time of the year again...and it might be a case of not knowing the thread?

i think he could definatly contribute some thing or the other to orkses^^

Likely true, minecraft has his attention as well as exams, as wondering.

i´d drop him at least the link as he is a minimum of once per day here on the board despite all the other diversions^^

Viktor von Domm wrote:i´d drop him at least the link as he is a minimum of once per day here on the board despite all the other diversions^^

Cool.

I must admit, I find my self checking this page quite frequently for an update. The hook has indeed been well placed.

by the way, droped the line and he is hooked too, but tangled in work for school...exams and stuff...

All is well then!

I will drop more later as the tank took my time up today!

The night was raucous as the orks drank and ate, and figured out how each would fare best at what mission. The next day, well into the afternoon as they had gotten pretty full of fungus brew, Magnotz woke up and had the grots deliver the bags of teef to Tek' Sla. "Make sure all dem teef get's der or I'll stick ya in da stews ya runts!" he admonished them as they headed out the door.

His brothers and their Nobz all got up and went to make sure that their sections were all making ready for the WAAAGH!!!.
Tek' Sla was happy to see the payment arrive.
Ah! Ragnotz' part of the Upgrade pay ments! now we kin fix 'is ships and stuff for da WAAAGH!!!, put 'em ovah der" he pointed to a pile of bags of teef.

Before the grots left, he asked said to one, "oi come 'ere, I need you ta 'elp me test sumfing"

this gonna hurt^^

We shall see!

^^

Tek' Sla has a Genius idea!

now don´t tease, man, spill the beans^^...although i know this will probably have to wait till at least `morrow^^

The Grot began to tremble as he could not disobey a larger ork so he slowly went to the spot Tek' Sla indicated. "H-here boss?" he asked. Smiling, Tek' Sla smiled and said "Yeah! Dat's perfekt! Jus' sit right der, an' wot evah ya do, don't move!"

Tek' Sla went to the console he had set up. he spun some dials, flipped switches and pushed buttons, all the while laughing more maniacally as he did so. This in turn made the grot worry more as to what would happen, he stepped a little bit, and then froze as Tek' Sla barked out "Don't Move!"

The area around the grot sparkled and fizzed and changed colors as the device was taking effect. The grot felt his skin tingle and he found himself lifting up in the air, "B-b-b-b-b0ss!" he managed to get out as he went higher. "It works! Now I can make any grot or Ork float up an' observ' da enemy! Hur-hur-hur!"

The tingling became more intense on the grots' skin. "uh, boss?" he asked, and then again as it got more intense. "BOSS!?" And Tek' Sla looked up just in time to watch the grot burst into flame and scream just before exploding.

He reached back to the console and killed the power to the device. "Ooops! Back to da drawin' bord!, I better see about gettin' Magnotz a new grot." One of the grots approached cautiously "Uh boss, Uhm, dat was One a' Ragnotz' grotz."

Tek' Sla smiled, "So, den dat is a late fee fer his slow collectin'"

Viktor von Domm wrote:this gonna hurt^^

see told ya so! auaua!!! poor grot...

will ragnotz grot be missed by ragnotz? if so this will get him futher worked up than he evn is now..

Gotta keep those layers flowing!

Hmmmmmm! Waffles!

ähm...yes...er...whut?

I overdosed on Invader Zim recently, It was GOOD!, good.

But no worries, it will not stop more story from flowing.

lol....i watched some episodes of Invader Zim too...it is broadcasted in the wee hours at night for a reason^^

lol.... and it might be a nice inspiration for yer orks too^^

Well, it may work some for the orks, but with my Tau-luck, it would do better to paint them like Irkens and so forth.

When Magnotz heard from his grots what had happened to Ragnotz' grot at Tek' Sla's Mech-shop, he and his nobz could not stop laughjing for several minutes. As soon as they would calm down, they would look at each other and the servant grot and then the laughter would start up again.

The same thing happened at Gragnotz' camp site when his grot said the same thing as had happened at Zagnotz' camp the laughter was heard all through the valley.

As Tek' Sla worked on making Ragnotz' fleet ready(being the last to pay left himn last in line for such) word eventually reached Ragnotz as to exactly why his servant grot had not returned.

Ragnotz blinked at the news, mnost other Orks would likely have eaten the servant grot out of hunger or for a snack, or smashed his gob real good for some insult, but what a waste of a grot!

To his nobz he said, "Dat Tek' Sla ain't right in da 'ead! and dat's sayin' sumfing!" His nobz all agreed with him. "I mean for a Odd-boy he is da oddest! allays putterin' around with his odd designs, and wotnots!" Then he scowled, But da worst part is dat dey has been laughing 'bout it all a dis time!" he thumped his table. "How much more duz I have ta take?" He bellowed, "I iz a boss too! I could try an' challenge Magnotz, but I need to land alla my blows and get past his arma' ta knock 'im down an' takes ovva!"

He knew that one mistake and Magnotz would slam him down once more. So, a direct challenge would be difficult, and at this juncture, a last resort. No, he had already a Kunnin' plan set to go, now he would make sure that if the WAAAGH!!! were more a challenge that would draw more Orks to Magnotz' cause, it would attract more Orks to get a piece of the action, and they would elevate Magnotz to WAAAGH!!!-Lord status, that thought made Ragnotz' skin crawl (well, more than normal ).

No, as sad as it was, the WAAAGH!!! had to fizzle if Magnotz were to be discredited, and one thing Orks hated, was too easy a fight. He got messages out to the effect that the orks would assault several other worlds that were not this humie world of Narkutsk, this way, just their small patrols and puny PDF would be there, making the attack far to easy, and making Magnotz look weedy in the eyes of the others as he chose too soft a target for Orky liking.

Eventually, these messages reached Inspector General Mikhail's office of the S.C.H.M.E.R.T.Z. in the Khadrovian Konfederacy, all of the worlkd indicated in the intercepted Ork messages were under protection by the Konfedracy, forces would be mobilized to those planets. Mikhail also ensured a bolstering of forces at Narkutsk and other similar planets. Now the patience of Orks would be tested as Khadrovian forces were very good at protracted campaigns.

Of course the Konfederacy plans were unknown to the Orks as they were focused on Da WAAAgh!!! Magnotz!
Ragnotz was so very sure he had tricked the humies into shifting defenses away from Narkutsk that he could smell the embarrassment of Magnotz already, and that would cause more chances of challenges as he would have to restore his rule over the angrier bosses under his command!

One way or the other, Ragnotz would get his chance! After thinking about it his nobz were all surprised as he burst out in his own maniacal laughter at the thoughts
"Hur! Hur-hur! Hurrr-hurrhurhurhurhurhurh HURRR!"

Da Kunnin' Plan was rolling!

Datsa good bit right der

darksage wrote:Datsa good bit right der

Glad ya Liked it!

this ragnotz will cut his own throut by his sharp cunningness one day^^

and nice of you to get mikhail into the story again^^

Well, by this you can just how major a player Mikhail is in the S.C.H.M.E.R.T.Z.

Ragnotz will learn the hard way.^^

do the imperials understand completly the orks? and if orks are talking plain why so?

There are those devoted to understanding the ork language, and the orks do pick up standard. So, they get an idea but Ragnotz wanted to make sure to spoil the fun to embarrass his brother, so likely had it set more in standard(Gothic) so that they would know what was planned.

well he migt regret that idea...to the fullest...
but if i compare ragnotz to the LT...both have a kind of similar charcter position but somehow i like ragnotz much better...

Well, Lt. Troucescau was a venal social climber with an urge to become a general one day.

Ragnotz is tired of being in his brother's shadow and laughed at. Plus his Kunning plans are fraught with comical consequences.

well great hurt is always more comical with orks as you can pretty much grew back any missing limb from an ork body... the puny humans aren´t so easy mended^^

Viktor von Domm wrote:well great hurt is always more comical with orks as you can pretty much grew back any missing limb from an ork body... the puny humans aren´t so easy mended^^

Very true! Nobody is harder than Orks!

Tek' Sla worked to get the other weapons and ships ready for the WAAAGH!!, He of course had forgotten about the crisped grot already as he had so much to do! He did decide that the machine would go well on a stompa as a Lifta-Droppa weapon. Once he was done, he stood back and admired the work of the last ship finished. He then pulled out a one shot pistol weapon and fired it straight up in the air, it sent a single green flare into the sky.

Soon, all of the Bosses were at his shop. As Magnotz, Gragnotz, Zagnotz and Ragnotz even gathered around him with the lesser Nobz and bosses behind them, Tek' Sla made his anouncement.

"Great WAAAGH-lord, warlords, bosses an' Nobz, I Tek' Sla, Da bestest Mech evva, have finished da great work, and am pl;eased ta let ya know dat all is ready for you ta start ya WAAAGH!!!" he said.

With a toofy grin, Magnotz said "All right boyz! Da WAAAGH!!! is on!, Git ta yer ships and let's get goin'!" to which all gathered bellowed "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!


And with that, all of them, even Ragnotz scrambled for their ships to head to space for the start of the WAAAGH!!, and Ragnotz once in space grinned, with his kunnin' plan already in effect by now, this WAAAGH!! would embarrass Magnotz and allow the chaos for him to gain an upper hand!

Gragnotz grinned on his ship as well, he was waiting to see how his Rokkit/Big Shoota arm would work out in battle against Humies.

Ragnotz saw another chance to gather more trophies for his collection of beaten foes trophies!

All of the other bosses were excited as they could taste battle already.

And on the Kommand Dreadenought, Magnotz smiled as he contemplated how many more Orks would flock to his banner and swell his WAAAGH!! He would smash all enemies down, no matter who they were, even if they were other orks who challenged his dominance.

On all of the vessels leaving the planet Magnotz Prime behind, all were chanting "ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go now!" And the different groups went to the warp so that they could assault near their targets as soon as they came out, based on Tek' Sla's modified version of a Git-finda, it was supposed to help them show up in the system they wanted.

A few minor ships never made the system, popping up in other places, but the majority of the WAAAGH!! made it to Narkutsk, There a squadron or two of human warships awaited for them, this made Magnotz smile, he wanted a fight!, That would draw more to his banner!
This show of force by the runty humies was better than he expected, he must have made Gork, or possibly Mork happy for them to shower him with this good fortune.

Ragnotz saw the information from the scanners, he soon had pulsing veins and bulging eyes of rage, "Dis wasn't suppose' ta happen! now wit a fight, Magnotz will get a smoother WAAAGH!!!, and no chance for me to rise!" he smashed a boy to the bulkhead in his rage.

The Humans contacted the Ork fleet. "To the Ork Warlord, thanks to the messages we received, making it so obvious that you wanted this system undefended, we decided to do the opposite and make sure that you cannot take it so easily! Thanks to this messenger creature, (he pointed to a grot in the livery of Ragnotz, ) we were ready for you, prepare to die or run beast!"

The humans got a laugh back at them. "Hur-hur-hur! Knows dis humies, no Ork evva backs down once challenged! An' now dat I know dat dis will be a fair fight an' no cake-walk, I look forwards ta smashin' yer shiny toy ships to junk! Oh an' dis is good too! ya let me know sumfink else! based on dat grot ya got der!" to which he ordered the comms cut off, "Prepare fer battle! Let's give dese humies da fight dey want!"

"Open a channel ta Ragnotz!" he then yelled, Ragnotz was not sure what his brother wanted, but with the information now out of the bag, he was sure this couldn't be good. "Hello Magnotz, why ya callin' now?"

Magnotz looked angry from his one real eye, then he smiled , "Ragnotz! I didn' fink ya had it in ya! ya went to da trouble ta let da humies assemble a force fer us to make dis WAAAGH!! work better dan I hoped! Once we git done 'ere, I iz gonna give ya a reward!" and with that he signed off as the fleets engaged.

Ragnotz smiled, this was an unexpected turn of events. Out side the fleets exchanged shells and energy beams, missiles and torpedoes whizzed by each other, or were shot down by fighters and fighta-bommas. The space battle lasted some time, and then the Humies, what was left of them broke off, allowing the sections of the fleet to attack their planet and moon targets.

A few minor ships never made the system, popping up in other places

LOL...these green hides...what a joke^^

Once we git done 'ere, I iz gonna give ya a reward!

i smell a trap right there....this will gonna smart down on him^^

They do things in hilarious ways.

One never knows.

shasolenzabi wrote:Better on a battlewagon equipped with a borading plank, it allows him to assault the enemy vehicle w/o actaully leaving the battlewagon then he uses his mega can opener on the enemy vehicle.

heh, you should make a warboss hold a can opener
read the first post of fluff, good work as per usual.

Thanks Shrike! go on and read the other bitz, of course the usual banter is in between chapters.

I was going to, but alas I came home with a headache so couldn't read it and give proper judgement. I'll read the rest later today.

shrike wrote:I was going to, but alas I came home with a headache so couldn't read it and give proper judgement. I'll read the rest later today.

Hope you enjoy the rest!

Cool story bro!
Nah seriously i love the way you write the orkyness.

Thanks! My goal is to show any readers that an alien perspective can be done.

with great difficulty...

but I do love your "nursery shool with nuclear weapons, too much sugar and no teacher" description of their life...

Varl Sigmund wrote:with great difficulty...

but I do love your "nursery shool with nuclear weapons, too much sugar and no teacher" description of their life...

Thanks, it is odd to wrap and warp my head to the alien perspective, LOL! the simplicity of the Ork "Kultur" is well described as you stated above, they are like Nursery school kids on too much sugar for their own good and there being no teacher to reign them in!

hey no fair using a german word to describe orks...*looks hurt*....arrrr who am i kiddin`^^

Hey, that is the GW word for the Orks use of culture, just 'coz it looks german, oh yeah, and Kromlech minis makes germanic looking Ork stuff..............

to be fair they do russian stuff for orks too^^

Well, the kommando hats are very Brit

yup saw them too...!

All good stuff!
More story later on

Magnotz went to Tek' Sla for a upgrading of his gear and weapons!
When done, he was ready for the land battles against all who opposed his WAAAGH!!!
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A meaner Power Klaw!
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Shoota/skorcha of impressive dimensions! Tek' Sla dubbed it the "Skorchinata!"
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Not only did this refit set Magnotz apart from any of his brothers, It would also allow him to de-moralize any foes that saw the size of the "Skorchinata!" one handed as if it were nothing,m and who would wish to get grabbed by the Power-Sklaw? Magnotz was pleased, with this he would terrorize humie tanks and soldiers alike!
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That, and his trophy display of marine and guard heads as well!

he is a mean fella, the scorchinata is totally true to the spirit of orks... so much dakka^^

and the pwoerclaw looks like a true canopener now^^ lol

Viktor von Domm wrote:he is a mean fella, the scorchinata is totally true to the spirit of orks... so much dakka^^

and the pwoerclaw looks like a true canopener now^^ lol

Yes, Magnotz da Mean! he has opened Monoliths before, and they are not easy to open! Now he can flame cook enemies before charging with his boyz to rip them apart!

Several days later, as they were busy breaking down the orbital defense satellites and boarding the space stations around the planets of Narkutsk, the Orks found out how annoying the humies could be, as the squadrons that had fledd days before came back, and with a few fresh friends. The ensuing space battles delayed the operations and forced the orks to concentrate more on getting rid of the annoying humie ships. But the Humies had no idea as to how they would be dealt with. Smiling sadistically, Tek' Sla pulled the lever when each Kommando team climbed into his speshul telly-porta, and they went to the human vessels to plant bombs at critical spots. several of the ships, big ones exploded spectacularly as the kommandos either protected their bombs to the last, or came flying out in a looted shuttle.
Again, the numbers were on the side of the Orks, and the naval battle ended with the Orks having the field as it were. Tek' Sla commed Magnotz, "Oh mighty Magnotz, I have used the Telly-porta Kommandos to help see off half of da humie fl;eet! now da rest are flyin' away! hee-hee-ha-ha! It worked! My Lovverly Telly-porta worked!"


"Dat's nice Tek' Sla, you came thru on alla da promisses so far and earned alla dem teef we paid yaz!" Magnotz replied via comms. He then turned to the war council he had convened aboard his flagship, the Star Krusha, "Now lissen up good yer lot, now dat da humies is gone,,,again!, we kin start ta mop up da orbitals good an' proppa, den we kin hit da surface and get some real good an' proppa fightin' on da ground!" for emphasis, he let the circular blade on his "Power-sklaw" spin menacingly, the other warbosses and nobz all whooped in appreciation. "Now, git yer ladz ready, we hit da ground as soon as da stashuns iz ours!" With that they all roared WAAAGH!!, and disturbed their holo-projections in the war-room. It did not take that much longer for the stations to fall. Now, on all of the worlds inhabited in the Narkutsk system, the PDFs wited, for they knew the orks were invading, and they all prayed fervently to the Emperor for some other form of intervention so that they would not be easily slaughtered. Some read their manuals, and took comfort from the words regarding orks therein.

The PDF were well dug in, trenches scarred the planetary surfaces, dug in artillery emplacements, mortars, machine gun nests, heavy bolters and dug in tanks waited the orks. First PDF to fight were the air guard units as the orks sent in waves of fighta bommas and fightas, once engaged, Magnotz and his brothers had the Bommas drop in for bomm runs on the enemy, plenty of bomms hit open fields, but the main attacks were focused on the PDF air strips, and fuel supplies for the air guard. Once a fighter squadrons' base was located, it drew swarms of fighta-bommas and Big Bommas to it, the Hydra batteries spat upward flying hailstorms to send burning Ork aircraft screaming to the ground, to explode harmlessly miles away, or, in some cases right down into their midst. Surviving units of the PADG, or (Planetary Air Defense Guard) would suffer having to use less developed airfields, and shortages of parts and fuel for the rest of their campaigns against the orks. They would make up for that lack by becoming better pilots.

Then the Roks fell, and so dis ork versions of planetary assault landers, from these came Magnotz's looted tanks, battlewagons, guntrukks, big guns, anbd trukk-loads of boyz. Bikers and deff koptas screamed out as well as buggies, wartrakks, and skorcha wagons! These vanguards were followed by massive mobz of Boyz. With gusto, these all went straight into the PDF guns and fire fields, grot-mobz would clear the minefields for their larger cousins, the Orks would attack making headway into the zones, but at so many laying there, to be collected later by orderlies and trukks, for surgery by the painboyz to come back the next day as cyb-orks, or with other Ork parts sewn on for their own use, patches showed where rifles had punched their skulls. No one in the PDF could come back from such wounds so easily, the priests exhorted the men to stand firm, the Kommissars shot any who attempted to flee in the face of the green tide coming at them.

Next up: How each brother did, that's right,. I am working on a separate chapter for each of the Brothers 'Notz!

Ragnotz will be sporting a pet from now on! not painted yet, but here is his attack squig which will feature into the story more.
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the attacksquigg looks nice^^ a good idea to add something new to the model!

a very devasting attackseries...don´t be mad at me but i still cross fingers for the pdf´s to get some help! that telly porta tech of tek`sla reminds me a bit of that big ork weaponsmith from the armageddon battlefields...dunno the name anymore...

sounds very promising to get chapers for each brother! will be interresting how each fares in battle and how different they are...

cheers, vik

(Thanks Vik. I have had to sculpt squigs for use of the Zogwort rules,he can turn a character into one if he wins the die roll!) Ragnotz' squig just adds an extra attack on his profile.

One never knows how things will fare with the PDF.

Orkimedes was the Armaggeddon Big Mek.

Yes, I will work out each of the four brothers and how they do as the lower bosses were given fairly easy to take out places.)

Ragnotz' Tale


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On Narkutsk Tertiary, assigned to Ragnotz instead of the outer planets as a reward for his making the effort to make the WAAAGH!!! better by getting the humies riled up(or maybe it was a punishment by Magnotz for blabbing?) Ragnotz landed with his forces, he had also been assigned a mob of the one bunch of Orks he had always attempted to keep out of his horde,,,,Lootas! they would grab for all the good stuff before any other Ork, or take it from the others, including himself if they got the chance! Now he no longer worried as his bloodlust was upon him, his battlewagon, his pride and joy was rushing along with the trukks to do battle with the Humies puny warriors.

He looked at his mob of nobs, just six of them, but they were his best fighters. How long they would last was another story, but all armed with big choppas and sluggas, except squinty, he had a shoota/rokkit launcha, he had that so he could shoot an enemy tank. He had been a Tank Busta before moving up to the Nobz of Ragnotz. On his shoulder his pet growled, a face biter squig with a mean disposition, Ragnotz scratched under it's chin, "Now now Nippah! you nwill get food soon! fresh pinky meat fer ya!" Ragmnotz smiled, the wind whipping past his face, the rattle and vibration of the battlewagon under his feet, the thrill of the fight about to happen!

He remeber the day he was born, last of the four biggest Orks of the tribe to spawn, Magnotz was born first, clawing his way out and then making sure that the others who came out, one by one from the same fungal growth(Some orks said that this was a sign), where the four holes were side by side, in a cross shaped pattern, their cysts having been near other from the same spore! a mighty sign indeed.

He watched his brothers rise higher than him, they calling him "Da runt of da litta!" for oh so long. Now when he had attempted to wreck the WAAAGH!!, he had inadvertently made it a better fight! Magnotz "rewarded" him with Lottas, letting him have Deff-Guns for support, and the better ripe fruit of taking one of the main planets out instead of one of the moons, as the lower bosses had. Ragnotz smiled at that, he had taken the place of warboss Git-killa who was supposed to get the planet, but Git Killa was not fast enough, and Ragnotz beat him in their duel to prove who was the best ork!

Now he was heading to a good fight! the puny humies fired at the onrushing horde, and the ladz running behind needed a bit of a push, he screamed out for all of the mobz to hear, "WAAAAGH!!! so that they would speed up, at the same time, in another battlewagon, the weirdboy also bellowed WAAAGH!!! which double spurred them to battle, though boyz dropped from incoming fire, the mass pressed on.

Now he saw the lines of humans closer, speeding closer. Now the battle-wagon slammed in to the lines along with the trukks, and the battle-wagons, all slamming the enemy, the deff-rolla he had attached worked well, and the nobz leapt with him into the enemy lines, Big Choppas swinging. Ragnotz sent men flying across the battlefield. His nobz hacked and shot, all the trukk boyz were first into the fray , choppas and sluggas swinging wildly, power-klaws adding to the carnage.

Ragnotz' Big Choppa had whirling chain teeth on the blades, and it whirred and screamed out as it bit into flak armor and flesh and bone!, the PDF were also a mob of men holding back the first waves, but the pain boy kept things going. Then the humies were sent reeling as the other mobz closed in and flanked the humans and hacked into the defense lines. The artillery batteries of the Humies were battered by fighta bomma runs. explosions rocked the human support batteries, and the men to the rear of the fighting started to turn and run to the next line of trenches on Narkutsk Tertiary. Ragnotz laughed as he was hacking the enemy.

The humans that ran did not make it to the lines, as the enthusiastic boyz chased them down. The orks had pushed back the enemy to their next line of defense. Ragnotz orderd, "Load up ladz! we gotta go an' beat up the bunch all da way ovva der!" as he pointed at the second trench. This WAAAGH!!! was good after all!

With half the artillery gone, the humans were looking at the second attack as a major defeat on the horizon as the cloud of dust and smoke started back up, bikes, buggies and trukks with battlewagons laced in and the running on foot of the ork mobz approaching.
Trukks hit by missile or cannon fire made things worse as the trukks flew through the air and landed Orks closer to the line.

Ragnotz barked out, "Dat spot wit da flags and radio bitz is where we wants ta go!" And with that, the battlewagon and trukks headed in that direction as the bikes and buggies lead the attack on the rest of the line. "WAAAAAGH!!!" erupted along the ork rush as they charged in yet again. Ragnotz attacked again, Nippa leapt off his shoulder and ate a man's face, as Ragnotz carved his way into the HQ dugout. Once the officers were down, the human line routed and those that could ran for the city miles away from the battle.

Magnotz would likely be happy, as the news spread and more Ork klans would flock to the WAAAGH!!!, that would also make Ragnotz rise in the WAAAGH!!! hierachy, with and without bashing way to the upper levels. Once the trenches and artillery were smashed aside, Ragnotz looked up, saw it was getting late and said, "Make camp! tomorrah we Loot da city!"

is there nothing that can stop these madness? is the emperror truly dead? all this carnage...the green tide is underway and i fear for mankind...

by the way... some minor glitches:

Now he saw the lines of humans closer, speeding closer

one closer is enough... try a synonym for the other...

Nippa leapt off his shoulder and ate a man's face

ate sounds funny but a bit inapropriate for a squigg which is only marginally different from an our worldy animal...maybe devour or gorge would be better?

i really like how you first bring insights to ragnotz and the bunches youth and then you built up tension as you describe the battle.

Trukks hit by missile or cannon fire made things worse as the trukks flew through the air and landed Orks closer to the line.

reminds me of the suicide catapult of the goblins from WHFB^^ a nice image you created... orks so maddened for battle that nothing could stop them and even such things as exploding trukks get them to their targets...or should i say victims^^

this gets nicer and nicer (well nice as in gory^^)

cheers, vik

Orks will overwhelm a system if they do not get help fast enough, but the more you fight, the more the orks gather for that fight!

Facebiter squigs do love eating faces!

The double closer is that insane glee orks have.

Hey, the Orks gotta vent their frustrations somwhere!

Ramshcakle rules can have trukks winding up closer, unloading their passengers almost like an assault from their cargo section!

Glad you are liking it!

Next up, Gragnotz on the second most important planet in the system

Unless folks want more regarding Ragnotz on his fighting!?

now your pressing us to decide? that is so unfair^^ as usual we wanna hav`both! *stomps feet*

Well, then, we shall see about returning to Ragnotz after the other brothers have their turn! After all, the planets are big enough it will take time to conquer them all!

yep, that is an aspect of sifi i always found insufficently portrayed... most panets in fiction seem like only one town...and the concept of battle and such things has an air of an old western shootout...one battle and then the war is won/lost...look no furter than any Star wars storyline...really hoth was just conquered in one sweep? ???? naboo we really don´t want to talk about at all...and even tho on tatoine there were some more settlements, one feels stil that all is very cramped together...and then there was coruscant...planet wide city??? wtf...seriously i think lucas was often either pished to his eyebrows or some child wrote the story... so if you can portry a planet wide invasion that would be very pleasing...there is such a thing in fiction as realism too...or rather integrity...^^ don´t let my sour words here frighten you^^

Oh the concept is that planetary campaigns can take time to finbish as they have to conquer towns.villages/cities/forts/bases/then re-organize the defeated to do the work the Orks want done! As you will see, I am just doing first day stories for now, then the dragging on of Narkutsk Campaign.

So many world wide campaigns done by GW have been simplistic 8weeks of gaming fun, but do not show the players the real true nature that even in the far flung future, war could get entrnch3ed and take years like in the book 15hrs. The Humans and orks there fought for decades over the same trench zones, but a newby could last maybe a measly 15hrs.

Vraks campaign took them 10yrs or so to conclude as well. Wars are not over so fast, like some movie would show.

absolutly...! so more thrilling to see your take on that subject!

vik

Of course the Orks will be torn between enjoying constant war, and a long drawn out one too boot!

Gragnotz' Tale


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The PDF of Narkutsk II were also hit fast and hard by walls of vehicles and mobz stretching as far as they could see. Nothing would slow them down, or stop them for very long as they would merely come over and through the fallen comrades. The PDF had never seen the likes of it before! What they did not know was that it was the type of warboss Gragnotz was. From the front of his battlewagon, Gragnotz stood, one foot cocked on the forward lip of the cabin area. His klaw holding him fast as he had his ammo grotz continuosly fed ammo drums onto his arm as he fired them in a mad spree of fire; this would allow the grots to oil and help cool the weapon down. He laughed madly as he fired, but when they got closer to the enemy, he laughed more as he saw his weapon down human defenders, the crew of the wagon also fired the mounted big shootas and his nobz all fired wildly to see if they could hit anything as well. He spotted a vehicle that sported a bunch of large rokkits on it, and he let go with his rokkit launcha that was part of his Kustom weapon.

"Dat's it! we iz gittin' close! Get ready ta lay inta dem pink skinned runtz!" at which case they all grabbed their big choppas, the doc' spurted some foul looking fluid from his dity-'urty syringe, and the men before them all suffered as the deff rolla laced into the forward ranks of the platoons defending the city beyond. Simultaneously, as they WAAAGH!!!ed forward, the ork Horde was now in melee with the hapless humans, they had their rifles fixed with small knives and or swung some as if it were a club, but at least they were fighting and not running, Gragnotz hated that!

He could remember back when they were all born, he had always been looking for fights, and Magnotz always beat him, then one day, during a challenge fight, Magnotz tore his right arm off, the docs had reattached it, but it was never quite the same. One day, on a raid of some Eldar colony, they had sheared it off with their disc launchas and that was the end of his arm as it was shredded by the screaming disks. The bad doc and a mek had a cunning plan for this warboss who needed an arm, and they removed a Killa Kan arm and set it up as a shoota/rokkit launcha. Gragnotz was immediately overjoyed, now he tried to challenge Magnotz again with it, but again, all it did was result in his defeat at Magnotz' hands, but this time he had landed some wounds!

One day, he would lead the WAAAGH!!! but for now there were plenty of humies to fight and kill for the WAAAGH!!! "Let 'em have it ladz! rip 'em apart!" he laughed again as his power klaw snipped an officer in half. His men tried to run, but Gragnotz slapped them all as they tried to flee, he and his Nobz looked about, dead and wounded humies and orks all over the place, the ground slick with human and Orkish blood.

He breathed in through his nose, Blood, fear, smoke from burning vehicles, and encampment filled his nostrils ah he loved the smell of warfare! "Dat is da stuff! now we can go and smash more humies! get ready ta move on afta we figger out who is still able ta fight!" he ordered his ladz to evaluate who would be left with the doks aa they hurtled on to another defensive line. As they loaded up into their vehicles, the Orks looked up as the fighta bomma waves zoomed overhead, oh this was a good day to be an Ork!

oh this was a good day to be an Ork!

....

quote of the second edition of codex orks:

You see orks never lose,
If we're dead, we're dead so nobody cares,
If we win we've won,
If we run away we can always come back later
so orks never lose you see?"

so there is never a good day to be an ork... all days are created by gork and mork to be good for orks...


tho a cool read nevertheless... (i might add that a bit of spellchecking might be in order...)


cheers, vik

Fixed the spelling errors, I forgot to do so earlier Vik. I like that quote, they reprinted it in the present Ork Codex, fits the Orks well, but whn an Ork feels like that about a day of carnage, it is "Extra Speshul!" Some days are better than others!

yep thats right^^ i think orks are like the commander of the helicopter raid in apocalypse now...when he says: i like the smell of napalm..."

only orks are like that all of the time^^

Exactly all of the time.

Great work here, very descriptive and quite funny. Excellent! I look forward to hearing more...

@Trollpie: No worries, more is on the way, I have the other two War-brothers, and the Meks to feature as well.,

is gud

Zagnotz' Story


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On the main world of Narkutsk Prime, ti became apparent that the world needed some extra handling as it was big, and also well built up for such an agro world. Magnotz assigned one of the continents to Zagnotz, who was pleased enough as it gave him a chance to indulge his favorite hobby, trophy collecting!

Thinking back,m no matter who he fought, as long as he was the winner, he'd collect a trophy to remember that fight by, The one big fight he never collected from was when he and Magnotz had fought for control of the Klan. Magnotz had thrashed all of his brothers but made them each a warboss to control a sub-klan under the WAAAGH!!! Banner of Magnotz, for this birth of four from one fungal growth was a sure sign of greatness by the Gods It was meant for the "Bruvvas Notz" to "Whup da Ooniverse good and show all who da best wuz!" And so far, Magnotz had shown himself a capable leader of orks, the right pep-talks, the right head boncing, raids and such, now this was the true start for herer, narkutsk was the flashpoint that would make WAAAGH!!!-Matgnotz! begin it's growth across the sector.

Now here he was, on the soil of Narkutsk, rushing headlong on his Kustom Battlewagon built by Snog-Rot himself, under the thunder of the jet engines of the Snuka Fighta Bommas that were also a creation of that crazy Big Mekl! Zagnotz and his hordes were approaching the enemy lines as the humies kept their heads down from the bombing and strafing runs by the Sn-87's. Big shootas pelting the pink runts from above as then he watched the enemy lines also get pummeled by clusters of bombs, CRUMP_CRUMP_CRUMP! and fountains of dirt, defense trenches and men geysered into the air, the Orks all laughed at he scene.

Zagnotz checked his Twinlinked shoota, opened and closed his Klaw reflexively, soon he would get new trophies! A second Fighta-bomma wave dropped single bombs, that lit the enemy areas afalmne with huge stretches of gouting fire with the jellied prometheum bombs, it was an awesome display put on by those show-offs, the fly-boyz!

The biker boyz and nobz all got to the lines first, and now their speed advantage was gone, they had been mired in the human lines, well, that couldn't last much longer as the trukks and Wagons were almost there! He looked back at the footsloggers and bellowed for them to move it up, "WAAAGH!!!" which spurred the footsloggers on to greater speed as they all seemed to sprint in behind the vehicles. Enemy artillery, had fired back and now the orks laughed again as their fellow boyz went up in the air with the dirt and flames of the earth-shaker rounds hitting amongst them! Zagnotz watched a trukk flip end over end as a round had hit it, landing the trukk in the way of a battlewagon, which plowed through it on it's way tot he attack. Parts of Trukk and some boyz went flying in all directions as the collision did nothing to slow down the wagon. the crew and ladz on board laughing maniacally as they speared on ahead.

Then, the artillery stopped, and the trukks and wagons were amongst the battle line, Zagnotz leapt with his nob squad to attack the humans in the lines and he went after the one barking orders in along black coat. Humans and orks mingled in a dance of death as they wielded bayonets against choppas, pistols barked and body parts flew. the trenches were filled with rain from the morning, now tinged red in human and ork blood. Zagnotz grabbed the human in the black coat, and fancy hat with his Klaw, and snipped the man in two where he stood. Zagnotz took the time to take the fancy hat for clipping it to his belt. "Keep at 'em ladz! any mob dat runs from dese puny runts gets to do guard duty as we all feast ta-niite!" he barked out. That line fell swiftly after that as the footslgggers arrived to have some of the fun. After trophies and other gear had been looted, he ordered,

"Leave da grotz to gather up da stuff an' get it ready fer passin' around! Get on yer Trukks and wotnot and get going to da second line! da stompas will be marching soon an' we want them to have a clear path to da forts!" with that, he swung himself back into his battlewagon "Dese humies gave a better account dan dem Tau, or ovva panzies" he said, and off they went, more trophies awaited for the plundering!

The Orks were on for lightning warfare as planned out by Magnotz and the other brothers. With such attacks against human lines, what chance did the pinkies have?

seems really there is no hope in these orkinfseted lands...ohoh...one more brother still to go?^^

Viktor von Domm wrote:seems really there is no hope in these orkinfseted lands...ohoh...one more brother still to go?^^

Yeah. Magnotz, da ringleader!

onwards to the main event^^

There we shall have more wild times with the Orks!

Magnotz' Tale


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Well, now the game had started, Magnotz landed with his forces on Narkutskian soil, and was now leading his main hordes towards the apparently well defended capital city of Larmah. His fightas and fighta bommas clashed overhead with the air guard fightas from their hidden airstrips, as well as the horde running through the enemy artillery, and mortar barrages as they closed in on the defenses. His Kommandos had been working at slipping in and taking out defense bunkers and pillboxes as the Big Gunz traded artillery rounds with the humies. His horde for now was also protected from enemy air with the Flakka-dakka trukks driving along with his hordes that had the benefits of Tek' Sla's mass made Kustom Force fields that were there, it helped, not perfectly, but they helped less boyz, and vehicles succumbed to the incoming shells as the fields crackled and blunted or stopped the enemy fire. The Stompas also had KFF's on them and they were marching along with the horde.

It all brought him back, musing in his bionic bonce as he thought back to the first time, when he emerged first, of all the warboss brothers, of course they always told the story of the four big 'uns that emerged, but they always kept secret the fifth buvva, He was out there, amongst the horde, he had finally made it to nob size after so many years of being so puny for a warboss stock ork, or maybe he was a big grot? Nah, he had not the large ears or nose for a grot.

He also remembered the beat-downs hehad to give Zagnotz, Gragnotz and Ragnotz, Needa was a simple flick and he was done! Magnotz then took advantage of the results of the fight, mixed in with the prophecy of how their multiple birth from a single mushroom would be the results of the biggest WAAAGH!!! in the sector, and that became his driving goal, and he achieved command of all the blood axes and others in what was now his WAAAGH!!! Yes, this was his WAAAGH!!!

Magnotz of course had to prove himself many times over, fighting oither Orks, other klans, and aliens of all kinds, tin 'eads, panzies, (he loved smashin' their uppity gobs as they always seemed to feel that they were better than all other aliens and even better than the orks!)
He had smashed humies and beakies and the puny blue guys to get where he was, he even had a trophy from killing a brain bug from the Tyranids.

up ahead this defense was different than all of the others, he shouted back, "Looks like dey wants us ta have new wagons boyz!" ahead, he had spotted Leman Russ pattern tanks, he had the boarding ramp and Grabbin' Klaw readied by the crew of his wagon, the Gut-splitta, it's Deff-Rolla chgurning the soil and plants as it sped over the surface of Narkutsk. the first tank took a hit from the Deff-Rolla and broke into pieces as it exploded from the impact. The next tank was less fortunate, it had survived the ramming and skidded side-ways, the Grabbin' Klaw siezed it, as the boarding plank dropped.

Using the plank, Magnotz walked over to the hapless battle tank as it attempted to swing it's main gun around to shoot at the Battle-wagon. With his Power-sklaw spinning it's saw blade, he struck the tank with the potent alien close combat weapon, and tore that tank apart with his five blows, then he walked back to the rest of his Nobz and ordered the wagon crew to hit more. Rokkits surged out and damaged some, Tank huntas killed as many as they could get their hands on, and Magnotz killed over half a dozen alone. They had smashed aside the enemy tank company and now were zooming to the trenches where they could do more damage!

The humans fired more frantically seeing their tanks destroyed so savagely. Larger, slower, more potent vehicles crawled forwards to deal blows to the Orks, and the crews of these super-heavies were shocked as the shots were mostly negated by coruscating fields of blue crackling energy. At the rate of Ork movement, they kept headed to the lines and fortifications, the stompas attacked the giant crawlers, with their giant Klaws and chain rippahs the enemy super-heavies began exploding, also causing stompas to explode as well, much laughing occurred amongst the horde as they all loved a good blast.

Magnotz saw how much closer they were to the defense lines and he allowed the warp-'ead to channel a WAAAGH!! making the ladz move faster, but then, with a smile, and likely the trepidations felt in human hearts, he also bellowed, and with his "WAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!" the horde on foot surged ahead, catching up to the vehicle mounted brethren, all of which had been gunning their engines, but with the Warlord bellowing, he made sure that all Orks would get apiece of this action. As the wall of green and red slammed home, Magnotz leapt right over the top of the Battle-wagon, taking advantage of the sudden stop and kinetic energy of his body hurtling ahead, his Nobz also came forwards, mostly running, but Magnotz lead them in by that leap, landing in the thick of the humans. Mostly they were not wanting to get close to the power-klaw with the spinning blade on the lower appendage of it. He laughed as he pointed his other weapon at them and a gout of jellied promethium burned so many away, the charge allowed them to close in and lay into the humies with big choppas, the humans feebly hit back and then the nobz and their klaws amongst the horde killed so many and Magnotz killed more with the Power-(s)klaw. the mingled battle of orks and humans lasted a while, so many of these hujmans were fighting to protect their homes and those relying on them, so they fought bravely but in the end, Magnotz's horde carried the day and had seen victory when the battle was ended.

Taking stock as the doc patched up the Nobz that got cut, he looked about at the carnage and he smiled, then he raised his arms up triumphantly and said, "WHO' DA BEST!?" to which the Orks shouted "WE ARE!" still smiling he then raised his head and lead a thunderous "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGH!!!!" as the horde shook the air with the battle cry of their race.

Now, WAAAGH!!!-Magnotz had finally arrived!

last part was viciously brutal, liked the first paragraph the most, most strategic description of the whole storyline! liked that! nice of you to include our all brainchild needa^^ this will be interresting^^

if it weren´t for the killing of so many humies i would be joining now the warcry^^

vik

For an Ork, Magnotz is a military genius But he is also basically Blood-Axe and was a Kommando at one point when he had been Nob sized.

Now you can be glad that your Vik-torians will not be on the receiving end of the WAAAGH!!!

*grumbles* ^^ well seems to me i have to think up a clever plan myself...we can´t have it that the green tide have it their way all the way...i sayth the nay!

Viktor von Domm wrote:*grumbles* ^^ well seems to me i have to think up a clever plan myself...we can´t have it that the green tide have it their way all the way...i sayth the nay!

LOL! I have painted the scenes for just day 1 of the WAAAGH!!!.

yup thats right but it seems magnotz wants some kind of blitzkrieg...and for now he got what he wanted...

Scary thought then eh?

darn right...all those big smelly orks storming against next to nothing that can hold them off...

Well, the initial day was a bad one for the human defenses, but all is not lost, I did mention a long, protracted fight.

the thing with orks is they hardly ever do a reality check... so when they draw first blood, so to speak it gets them all the more roared up...

Viktor von Domm wrote:the thing with orks is they hardly ever do a reality check... so when they draw first blood, so to speak it gets them all the more roared up...

The more you fight, the more riled up they get as they feel they have found a great place to go to! Major battles are like amusement parks to the Orks!

sounds also a bit like the incredible hulk... the mader he gets, the stronger he gets too...

Viktor von Domm wrote:sounds also a bit like the incredible hulk... the mader he gets, the stronger he gets too...

Fighting is Mothers milk to them! Orks that see a lot fo combat action grow Bigger! Ones that have a quieter life are smallish.

so commandos are smaller as they try to kill more silent?^^

I thought from the title it was going to be like good morning Vietnam, only with orks. I was disappointed.

@Vik: Nah, just quieter at it than most!

Toastedandy, sorry, I just couldn't Think up a better name, but it did start with him waking up though!

just a pun...if you got a small job send for the grotz^^

LOL! The grotz do all the non-combat work, and then some of the lower level work like mine clearing!

there is this red army of grotzes here on dakka, ever taken a look at them? lovley to say the least!

Da Grot Revolution? seen and loved 'em!

yep these ! saw the comic too?

comic? really? link or it never happened!

öhm... mom...

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/325502.page

this is the army to the comic:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/293742.page

you gotta love`em

Loved it! But I need to come up with the next installment, I have not made Needs' yet.

looking forward to both of them...

Needa' Breathanotz' tale



While the four Brothers, all told in the tales of WAAAGH-dom fought their glorious battles and had their kill counts go up, there was the least and un-mentioned brother, A warboss so unseemly, so smallish, so down and out, so (Awright awready! ya don't haffta make me look a total git now!-Ya smeggin' gimboid narrator!: Needa interjecting in the narration)

Ahem, well, this was the one Notz brother that had slipped through the cracks in Ork society, while not a grot, when he was finally out of the ground, and after the others had moved on to the village from the spawning ground, he had emerged and shuffled on after the party.When he came through the door, he was only the height of half a normal Ork. paler, and sickly looking, the brothers all looked and could not believe that he was related!Heading backl to the spawning grounds, they saw the smaller, fifth hole, they angrily consulted the shamans.

After consulting squig entrails and bones, and sitting ion hallucinogenic smoke pits, they meditated and decreed that indeed a fifth brother would emerge, one who would have the hardest of times as he was weedy, and not as 'ard as Magnotz or Ragnotz or Zagnotz. In fact, they even had the nerve to declare that he may ion fact become the brother that may, and they stressed MAY, outshine the other four , but that his fate was totally up to chance as even Mork and Gork could not see this wheezing, pale excuse of an Ork!

In time, suffering beatings from fights he did not win immediately, he grew bigger, until he was the normal size for a Boy. He still had trouble breathing, and when his eye got knocked out and eaten by a passing squig, the doks decided to do some kustom speshuls on his eye and breathing, so now he had a breathing assistance unit, and a bionik eye. Now with these "improvements" added, he was now a more capable fighter, but still lagged behind his larger brothers. In time he attained the size and physique of a Nob whilst the other four brothers were hulking warbosses, Magnotz was still fast growing to a Warlord size that one day mayt see him as big in stature as Gazkull Thrakka himself!

Now wouldn't that be great, musing to himself, to grow that big and lord it over all the boyz of the WAAAGH!!!?


Now, the WAAAGH!!! was on this human world of Narkutsk, and he had the task to subdue a moon base a smallish job that the others felt was what he could accomplish, being so weedy and all for a brother of the WAAAGH!!!leader that was so embarrassingly small. In fact, his most hated nickname amongst the brothers was "Grotnotz" Now he waould show that he was 'ard, he'd show 'em he was a boss! His forces, under his command all were moving to the moon base, a communications array that was defended, well, he decided that he could deal with puny humans now that he was big enuff! He snuck onto the bases grounds with a sqwad of kommandos, but soon separated, the other ladz attacked the outer defenses as they had snuck in under the diversion.

Now the Kommandos were planting bomms, and slitting throats as he went for the main node of the comms relay station, he'd take out all the humies in the room. As the carnage ensued outside, he opened the door lock the old fashioned way, he smashed and shorted the lock pad. He looked at the mess, and he looked at the door, his anger made him wheeze again. He reached into the wires and pulled all of them at once, by some blind luck, or help from Mork, (or possibly Gork) the doors slid open, and the astonished humies drew their little pistols and fired at him. For the most part they all pinged off his armor pates he had and even rang one off his bionik eye. He thumbed the button on his Big Choppa, the teeth swirled and shrieked as he attacked them, his lips parting in a snarl as he shouted his "WAAagGhH!!" at them, slamming one aside as he hit the second one cutting him in half with a spray of blood across the consoles and walls. One tried to use a chair as a makeshift club, but that broke on his body, all the years of being defeated had toughened his gnarled hide.

When the Kommandos arrived, they found him sitting at a console, all the humans hacked apart, and smoking a cigar. "Weeeze" "Now who's da boss?" he asked with a grin.

i like him already! getting him together with komandos is a good idea...this character has lots of sculpting oportunities!

i hope you have the time and the bitz to create him^^

by the way, liked the interjection at the beginning by needa^^ loled for real^^

Viktor von Domm wrote:i like him already! getting him together with komandos is a good idea...this character has lots of sculpting oportunities!

i hope you have the time and the bitz to create him^^

by the way, liked the interjection at the beginning by needa^^ loled for real^^

Well, I have a nob that may suit him already, it has a bionik eye and tubes up his noise and mouth, but more work on him will be needed.

Hey, I figure watching certain comedies has had an influence here. Glad that was liked.

absolutly^^

Hmmm, now if only I had a bottle of Absolut now.

i´d say cheers then^^

LOL! so would I! a container of Orange Juice and Absolut and I would make my own Orky Screwdrivers!

and after the third one you´d probably screw it all up...couldn´t keep me away from that line for a million bucks^^

Viktor von Domm wrote:and after the third one you´d probably screw it all up...couldn´t keep me away from that line for a million bucks^^

LOL!

Gotta get back soon to the fighta bomma!

hope there will be something to read soon....now that i am back and i need something for my breakfast literature needs!!!

vik^^

LOL! so you are back now

Dis is one of DA BEST Ork story.

back and hungry for fluffy fluff and munchy munch^^

So far the Orks had a very good time of things on the ground. They had been fighting off the occasional raid attack from the Human fleets as they would come in and strike the Ork fleet. or get mauled, but the attacks were a nuisance not a true threat as it was usually a squadron of frigates attacking every couple of days.

Having smashed aside the P.D.F. first line of defense, it was time for the brothers to make more moves. They left the first lines as the grotz picked over the left over equipment and corpses for anything they could find. With all of the vehicles refueled and ready to go, the hordes moved once more, this time they were to find things were a bit different. As they moved over land, they would get some Orks and buggies or bikes picked off by sniper teams, of course that was a distracting thing as that meant someone wanted a fight! So, units would go seek the snipers, only to find that they had left already,,,,.

As they progressed, the vehicles would also come across delays as they found rivers with bridges cut in half by explosives, or the houses and farms would be left burning before they had even arrived, the livestock gone or rotting in the fields. Fuel supply depots or way stations were emptied. Nothing of worth to loot or gather up, it was frustrating to say the least.

Slamming his fist on the roof of the wagon, Magnotz cursed the Oomies that were doing this! "Wot kinda war iz dis? first they stood right proppa an' we krumped 'em good, now they ain't visible, but shoot us, leave nothing to take, and wreck da bridges so dat da grotz an' meks haffta make new ones to cross!" he shouted out to sky, it turned out that Zagnotz was also encountering the same problems, and reports from Secundus and Tertius were the same for the blitz of Gragnotz and Ragnotz. So far, the outer colonies where he had sent Needa-breatha seemed to not have such opposition, that runty gits was taking out relays and depots and towns all over the outer zones, and he did it by hooking up with just about every kind of mob he could, Kommandoes, Boyz, Nobz, fighta bommas bikes, he seemed to be jumping all over the place!

The whole mess did have one effect, the challenge of krumping the humies was building, and that meant they ought to give a better fight when they got to where they were heading!

The bridges for Magnotz' horde were ready, As they headed across roads over there, they were then beset by demo charges collapsing cliff sides on the convoys, making it necessary for more work to be done to clear the smaller messes, or make a way over or around the messes. Some of the areas to go around were booby trapped with mines or other contraptions.

Zagnotz was also suffering as his Warboss brother, his hordes had also been harassed, harried, and hit areas made more dangerous, the effect was that Magnotz and Zagnotz started to use Grotz to clear through areas, this slowed the hordes down. The blitz phase had hit a snag now that the campaign was in full swing.
The Orks were finding out that old human axiom, (the first casualty of a battle is the battle plan)

On Narkutsk Secundus, Gragnotz fired his shoota in rage at the air as he too was delayed and slowed down by the odd tricks of the Humans and their odd defense that gave no fight, it wasn't natural. No right minded Ork had ever seen such a way opf fighting, except the Kommandos,,,,"So, da Oomies is playin' Kommando! tricksy of dem!" Then he added, "I is gonna line d lot of 'em up against a wall and use 'em for target practice!" he vowed to his nobz.

On Narkutsk Tertius, Ragnotz actually took the delays in stride. "Hehehehe! IO knows dat da ovvas iz gotta be feeling dis too! Fer once, I ain't alone in sufferin' !"
Then he added, "Awright! get dem Grotz ta work! I want dem mines cleared right quick! I got ta grease me Choppa blades on oomie blud!"

Making for his next target, Neda-Breatha wheezed as he heard the news. "*wheeze* So, my bruvvas iz having some problems eh? As soon as we get done 'ere, we kin go and 'elp 'em out!" he said with his toothy grin. The irony, the sweet joy of irony! he, the runt of the litter would save the bigger boyz of his brothers, then Magnotz would have to reward him with something speshul!

The orks delays would make it more interesting for when they finally arrived at their intended targets.

ah the old tactics of burnt earth....worked against napoleon and hitler so why not against orkses...i like that....if you start getting smart against orks the get a serious run for their teeth^^

needabreetha has the time of his life to top it even more...splendid action^^

also i think the mood of the qaaagh is sinking now a bit as no looting surley spoils the moods of all orkses...here is hoping that the greenhides have bitten more off than they are able to chew....by the way... do the orks have a similar think like a terminatus?

enjoyed the ride..^^

vik

All part of the Khadrovian theme of Russia.

LOL! Yeah, he got the simpler tasks, and he is cleaning up during all of this.

It will be a combo punch of them biting off more than they thought, and their rage getting fueled by the tactics.

Nah, Orks do not have that concept down, they just move in, loot and fight, and once the place is all dried up, they leave for more fighting out there.

Glad the installment was enjoyable!

absolutley... and if i might be so straight forward... i think your story is absolutley not straight forward... a definite plus on my take as this sometimes puts me off... i like a good twist in a plot^^

Why thank you Vik!

And thanks to ChaosLordSam

Magnotz was unhappy, his WAAAGH!!! was slowing down. The humies had spread mines and demo charges along the routes that could be traveled in this system on the ground. They were having to wait for the grotz to clear them now, or lose vehicles and boyz before any fighting happened. Ground strikes from Humie aircraft now added to his sour mood, as he had to order the fightas and fighta bommas to intercept these pests rather than soften up targets for the smashing!

"Dat Humie warboss got's no gutz! Instead of fightin'; us right proppa, he has us dealin' wit' dese mines and bombs and burning da place so we got's nuttin' ta have as we get closer ta him!" he raged. "Dat git fights us as if he was a grot!" one of his Nobz said in agreement.
"Den we'll just hafta do something back at 'im fer being so sneaky!" Magnotz replied. Gather up alla da Kommandos, I has a kunnin' plan!"

At the bases of his brothers, word was sent for them to do the same plan, Needa Breatha wanted to go, but he also had to wait until the WarLord called for him, soon he was on his way as Magnotz summoned him and his ladz to Narkutsk Prime.

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At the capital, the defense was being discussed with the governor Palitrov by the man conducting the defense plans, Marshall Karmetz. "So governor, I know it pains you to leave burning farms and towns as we consolidate, and that the refugees are cramming your fair city, but this is the best calculation, we leave the Greenskins nothing to build up with, no food or slaves to have either, also, they are encountering elite snipers, minefields and booby traps along the way."

"But Marshall, how does that really help get rid of the greenskins?" Governor Palitrov asked.

"it doesn't, it just allows us to draw them into areas of trapping them, a drawn out fight can actually wear them down, they will loose supplies and their warriors because we intend to burn them out, and destroy pores as we can by burning them. I have all of my strike craft armed with hellfire bombs, I have ordered Leman Russes kitted with Nova cannons and we have squadrons of Hell-hounds, just for this fight to come governor." The Marshall replied.

"But this is a farm world! you can't just loose fire as you see fit!" complained the governor.

The Marshall raised a hand to call for calm. "Governor, what we know of the Orks is that once they infest a planet or a system, is that your world becomes a war world, peace will never return, but the best that can happen is we snuff out this attack and then make sure that if they do spore, that they remain manageable."

The governor was shocked. "You mean they will always be here? how?"

"Worlds attacked by Orks always seem to have primitive orks roaming around months after they were supposedly cleansed, these orks could be managed and culled before they become a real problem. Make no mistake Governor, your world, now that orks have landed will never be the same, ever."

Palitrov sank into a chair as he absorbed that news, his once pristine farming worlds, the mines always and forever battle zones because of the ork life cycle.

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Magnotz met with the Kommando leaders, including his runty brother Needa, simultaneously Zagnotz met with the Kommando leaders assigned to his horde, the same with Gragnozt and Ragnotz, all meeting with their respective kommando team leaders, all were informed of Magnotz' plans and what to do, some were to scout ahead to assess the humie ground defenses, others were to hunt down and kill the sniper teams harassing the convoys, others were to locate the enemy air bases and either set beacons, fires, or short out their defensive fields that masked them from being spotted from above.
"We gotta get dis WAAAGH!!! back on track and up ta speed! at least enuff ta get ovva Orks to throng here, make dis a Huge WAAAGH!! and we can move on to more worlds and make all of dis sector green dominated not pinkies or bluies!" to which Magnotz was applauded thunderously.

With that, the Kommandos melted silently away into the dark of Narkutsk night.

i can understand the govenor...poor sod...this will, even when won mean that he has to draw so much energy and material into protecting the planet against a low level buzz of orks forever...darn...and i hope the kommandos won´t be too good on their way...

Plenty of interesting ways this can play out my friend!

Kommandos vs Spetznats and Vets!

spells nasty either way^^

Time to play dirty!

The next several days on the main worlds of Narkutsk were to see some of the oddest fighting as komandos clashed with snipers teams, Spetznats and their duels of sneaking about, counter fire, and head hunting. Snipers could kill a few Kommandos, but if they lingered too long, the Kommandos could home in on them and catch the teams with counter fire, or worse, flamers.

For the Spetznats and Kommandos, it was a more even duel, skulking/ambushes/brutal close combat, it see-sawed for both sides, but the kommandos were slowly gaining an edge as they did have an advantage over humans as far as their personal needs, endurance and power went.

One of the areas the Humans did well in was sending Veteran "Kill teams" out ott hunt down the Kommandos, with their triple special weapons and honed skills that not even the Spetznats had been exposed to, the veterans would lay all manner of traps, ambushes and melt away, drawing Kommandos further in to more of their special "surprise parties"

It was after defeating a Spetznats light team that Needa and his Kommandos got a break, they captured and modified the Half-track assigned to the team, cutting off the back roof allowed more of the team to cram in, and then they laced a camo net over that. Aircraft had been fooled flying overhead as the machine moved to it's target, the kommandos had a location of a localized, but shielded base, enemy bommas and fightas were launching sorties so they were to blow the shields and allow the Fighta bommas a chance to hit back!

"Awright!" he wheezed, "Now we gonna show all da rest how we iz da best!" He finished, "We leave da trukk 'ere, an' slip in all quiet like, Wheeze, Locate da shield, an' den blow it up all pretty like, an' slip back away, got it?" he asked the Kommandos under him.

"Da uvvas will hafta recognize our skills an' dat we iz da best of all of 'em!" he declared.

Leaving the half-track behind, they slithered, crept, and skulked silently towards the enemy air field, they killed a few guards silently and slipped in. Finding the shield generators, they crept in and planted the charges, mind-full of the humies about the place.

Fightiung the Orky urge to go and fight, the Boyz under Needa-Breatha slipped through the shadows back out of the base and sneaked back to their stolen vehicle as soon as they could. They all smiled as they heard the "Krump-Krump-Krump!" of the charges blowing the generators, now the place could be seen and attacked from above.

They got under way and headed back to Magnotz. The fuel ran dry at that moment and they wound up having to walk back to base.

Magnotz was quite amazed at his runty brother's success, for none of the other kommandos had that level of success, some had done just enough to get the bases seen, some utterly failed to meet the objectives assigned to them.

Magnotz did give him an award for the success.

funny how the fans affected this story so much...^^ needa is quite a recourcefull ork^^... hopefully it will be not a punch that this award is from his chief brother^^

Viktor von Domm wrote:funny how the fans affected this story so much...^^ needa is quite a recourcefull ork^^... hopefully it will be not a punch that this award is from his chief brother^^

Nah, a punch wouldn't be quite right for being that good at what he did! Needa is a quite Kunning Ork, even for a Blood Axe!

hmmm... then i am intrigued to see what he gets^^

Viktor von Domm wrote:hmmm... then i am intrigued to see what he gets^^

I am debating what he will get at the moment.

lol hope you can get an agreement with yourself^^

Negotiations may take a while until a consensus can be reached!

yep that is what i gathered so far...you might even make a swat analysis to go deep researching for a good award...

Each department will have to make their input,,,^^

threefold,... pink flimsys for the marketing... green ones for the producton and blue ones for the acountancies...

LOL!

Stay tuned to this channel for the award ceremony for Needa-Breatha!

(you`d have to know the episode to understand the pun...)

Viktor von Domm wrote:

(you`d have to know the episode to understand the pun...)

Well with Orks, it pretty much matches well!

yup...patrick is one honorific ork by himself^^ or was that horrific?^^

Both! ^^

When Needa-Breatha arrived, Magnotz' Nobz escorted him to the main warpavillion. Magnotz and all of the other bosses and Nobz were there as well. Magnotz spoke then. "You'z done good! but ta be honest, I am surprised wit how runty yer are." Magnotz had to add that dig. "Dat makes dis even better fer ya!, Now we rename yaz Neednotz., An now ya get yer own warband, not just da Kommando mob ya been runnin' with." Need blinked, his own warband? "Now go out der an' let 'em know who's da boss, make it snappy, we got a WAAAGH!!! ta run ya know." Three days it took to beat his mobs down, all of the Nobz in charge bested by Neednotz! but his Kommandos got to call him Needa-Breatha when they were alone.

News of a new warband leader came eventually to the attention of the human command, and they knew that this was a bad sign, to them it meant the WAAAGH!!! was a growing threat that needed to be dealt with and fast.

While Magnotz' Zagnotz' and Neednotz" forces were having success on Narkutzk Prime, Gragnotz on Secundus and Ragnotz on Tertius were dealing with refreshed human forces as the Konfederation had landed fresh men, tanks and artillery on those worlds. Airpower was deadlocked on these worlds as the humans would also have air craft to match the Orks own air assets.

The situation was severe enough that new kunnin' plans were to be drawn up and made reality by the Bruvva's notz.

hmmm now needa with his own warband... i am contemplating the thought if this will be ablessing ore a curse fr the waaaagh!...because needa somehow was succesful as he faught in new ways and that worked.... i think now might be a case to fall in in the ways of his brothers....migt cause some problems...but a good narrative idea nevertheless and makes me eager to se how this turns out!

Viktor von Domm wrote:hmmm now needa with his own warband... i am contemplating the thought if this will be ablessing ore a curse fr the waaaagh!...because needa somehow was succesful as he faught in new ways and that worked.... i think now might be a case to fall in in the ways of his brothers....migt cause some problems...but a good narrative idea nevertheless and makes me eager to se how this turns out!

The Bruvvas Notz will show how Kunnin' dey are.

aha... we will see and we will be waiting^^

Viktor von Domm wrote:aha... we will see and we will be waiting^^

Some of the solutions to the problems they are running into will be amazing ly complex and kunnin' others shall be brutally simple in their kunnin' execution.

lol kunnin`all over

Kunnin' yet brutal or brutal ye Kunnin'

Very nice depiction of the ork language/society.
Hope to see more soon about the exploits of Warboss Magnotz!

Beastmaster wrote:Very nice depiction of the ork language/society.
Hope to see more soon about the exploits of Warboss Magnotz!

Thank you kindly, I have been in a slump of late, but I have a chance now to re-kindle the story so keep watching.

about time mate -.-

Sorry vik, you know what happens when the creative juices get bottled up and no longer flowing. But now they are a flowin' again!

creative juices bottled up.... sounds like you might write your stories with blood? *shudders* let it flow but don´t spill too much of it^^

This is a great story! I love the Orkish language!

Ogryn wrote:This is a great story! I love the Orkish language!

Careful now! GW might recruit me or sumfing!