The rules are simple, answer the most recent "would you rather question" (with an explanation why) and then make your own for the next person to do the same.
The questions can be completely random and unrelated to wargaming.

I'll start then

Would you rather:

Give up junk food?
Or give up video games?

I'd rather give up junk food as all my entertainment comes from video games so I'd be bored senseless otherwise.


Would you rather:

Keep an uncaged pet snake blackmamba
Live in a house with hundreds of poisonous spiders running free.

I would say the black mamba. Would keep it in a room where the door was always shut and snake proof, so uncaged but still secure.

Would you rather:

Be a multi-billionaire and only have 'relations' once a decade.
Be homeless but get tail everyday.

Uhhh homeless

Be a rutless dictator and go out Gaddafi style

Be a democativly elected leader in a sub sahara nation ( Like Angola)

Be a Democratic leader so I don't end up hiding in sewer pipes.

Give up the internet?

Or give up your pets?

I would give up internet, because animals allow me to survive the next zombie apocalypse (they protect me and can be used as food )

Give up your family?

Or give up your limbs?

This was an double post so ignore...

Family without a doubt

Turn into Zombie

Or turn into a mutant?

Mutant because mutations are a sign of the favor of the dark gods!

Quit buying GW related products?

Or start collecting only Mantic minis?

I would rather start collecting Mantic miniatyrs only, I need my Wargamming fix or else I migth go insane.

Spend a eternety in purgatory

Or five years in Auswitch

I choose Auswitch, since the Nazis are long gone now.

Drink a whole bottle of GW water effect liquid?

Or stick a cactus up your ass?

Liquid effects, for reasons unknown.

Would you rather shoot yourself in the foot or stab yourself in the hand?

Both, to even out the pain.

would you rather:
Smother yourself in a ten tons of lard and then dance wiht monkey back up dancers on the x-factor finals or do the same thing but with butter?

I would do the same thing with butter, lard would make me sick

Would you rather:

Give up your pet?
or give up your job?

Either, seeing as I have neither

Shoot a kitten or shoot a puppy?

Neither. I would shoot you

Servitude

or

exile

Neither, as I have no idea what either means (I'm an idiot)

Would you rather:

Lose a leg?
Or lose an arm?

Leg since I need two arms.

Hit from a baseball bat to the face?

Or a kick to the groin area? (with a metal boot of course)

Hit from bat, you didn't specify how hard, so it will be gentle style.

Suffer from Cancer or Huntingtons?

.

Id take the knife, since it'll be over sooner.

Start worshipping Flying spaghetti monster?

Or pledge your alliance to the Dark gods?

Flying spaghetti monster (Hell yeah), spaghetti is both delicous and awsome, just saying...

Would you rather:

Drink a Blended Hamburger?
Or a Blended Spaghetti monster?

.

Famine, could do with losing the weight. Then again wouldn't the famine be an epidemic, or is it solely related to disease.

Bitten by a lion or a tiger?

Lion. Its bite force is less than a tiger's

Would you rather have a big nose growing out of the back of your head, (you can't cover it up), with a Christmas ornament hanging off of it,

OR

Have you eyeballs attached to slinkies in perpetual motion. (you can still see, but your eyes are always bobbing )

the nose, it'd be cool to smell behind you.

Would you rather have relations with an elephant (you being the receiver) to have relations whenever you wanted,
Or be shot in the groin with a magnum.

I'd go for the elephant, if you shot shot in the balls you couldn't have relations again, but with an elephant you can....

Would you rather:

Kiss an ork
Or kiss a Tyranid

Kiss an ork. At least with an ork you can be reasonably sure that it's tongue isn't going to shoot down your throat and impregnate you.

Would you rather:

Swim in a pool of mayonnaise on a hot summer day
Or play dodgeball with incredibly rotten fruit and vegetables

Play dodgeball so I can explode them

Eat your own weight in orphan meat with a side order of concentrated salmonella?

Or have your head crushed in a car compacter?

Eat my own weight, having my head crushed means i'd be dead...

Would you rather:

Give up speech?

Or give up Vision?

Speech, I dont talk much anyway and I could probably find an easy way to talk with others...

Be in a plane that is spiralling out of control

or

be in a train that is out of control?

Train. Better chance of getting off of it

Would you rather have long, flowing, rainbow hair (that will always be long and flowing, cant be hidden or shaved etc)

OR

have Rainbow skin, constantly flowing colors (like the hair) ((no skin/body make up to cover it))

Skin. The hair is something you could do with hair dye, but rainbow skin makes sure that people know you are totally jacked up.

Would you rather have every bone in your body broken
Or be shoved in a trash can full of rusty metal shards and broken glass and then rolled down a hill?

Bin full of Metal shards,

Would you rather:

Loose your keyboard?
Or loose your Mouse?

Mouse. I can at least still do some things using my keyboard.

Would you rather:

Eat forty super hot chicken wings with nothing to drink
Or drink a hamburger that has been ground up in a blender?

I would drink the hamburger. It can't taste bad, can it

Spend a night with King Kong?

Or fight a match against Terminator?

The Epic Chaosdude!!! wrote:I would drink the hamburger. It can't taste bad, can it

Spend a night with King Kong?

Or fight a match against Terminator?

I'd fight against the terminator. Honestly, I think he's a bit of a bitch. How hard would it be to rig up a giant electomagnet and just trap him? Like they did to robocop in robocop 2?

edit -

Would you rather have missionary position sex with Rosie O' Donnel (MANDATORY EYE CONTACT), or spend 10 years in prison.

10 years of prison. At least I have my dignity.

Would you eat your left foot?

Or your right one?

Left foot... not much of a choice... flipped a coin... Now i can get a robot foot!


Would you rather
Do something really disgusting (REALLY BAD, think of something you would absolutely hate doing that is gross )
OR
have everyone you know think you did something really really horrible but you didn't (and you couldn't tell them otherwise)

Having somebody think you did something gross, then i can prove my innocence

Would your rather:

Meet a Jedi

Or

Meet a Space Marine?

I would meet a Space Marine 'cause then I could take out his rhino for a spin

Would you be responsible for a massive explosion?

Or a massive implosion?

Explosion, people didn't have to be involved, and it could be in the ocean, that'd be fun...

Hit by a train?

or

Hit by a plane?

Plane. I figure I'll die either way, so at least at my funeral people can say, "Wow, who would've thought he would get smashed by a plane while walking to work?"

Would you rather be kicked three times in the testicles and/or ovaries by a mule,
Or go through a real life version of the part in Misery where Kathy Bates breaks the guy's ankle with a sledgehammer?

Kicks...

Would you rather:

Kill Justin Beiber

or

Kill JLS

Justin Bieber, because I don't know who JLS is.

Would you rather eat a pile of horse gak or drink a gallon of donkey pee?

Id rather eat the horse gak because id rather Not drink donkey pee

would you rather become a dwarf (LOTR) or an elf (again LOTR)

Elf

Would you rather:

Fight a nid

or

Fight a ork

Fight a nid cause I could tame him and call him Fluffy

Have your body turned into glass?

Or freeze solid?

freeze solid, in 50 or so years time ill melt and be in the FUTURE!

would you rather:
take on 10 orks with a spoon
or a horde of grots (like over 100 of them) with a fork?

Grots with a fork, cause I could stamp on their heads, and I would get a fork!

Blonde?

Or Brunette?

Brunette: I like intelligence

Would You rather:

face down 100 PDF troopers bare naked
OR
Gunfight with 10 Imperial Guardsmen

gun fight, im wearing sunglasses.

would you rather:
eat your weight in pie.
OR
eat your weight in cake?

cake, cauz its waay more delechuz

would you rather eat
deep fried cow brains?
or
sheep's stomach?

cow brain, i will finally have their knowledge of multiple stomach use! (mwuh ha ha!)

would you rather:

Watch 3 hours of penguins surfing on narwhals
or
watch 3 hours of narwhals surfing on a groups of penguins?

Sheep's stomach. It sounds tasty, and I'm not as likely to catch a prion-based disease.

Would you rather eat a wheel of bleu cheese
or eat a wheel of swiss cheese?

EDIT: CURSE YOU haloreach4ever!!! I was gonna answer that.

In answer to your question, I'd rather watch penguins surfing on narwhals. Penguins are the surfboards of no one.

My same cheese question stands.

sorry i came first!

Swiss taste better.

Would you rather:

Watch Metallica or Eminem

Metalica.... lesser of two evils?

Would you rather


Be forgotten
or hatefully remembered?

Hatefully remebered, I am an ork after all

would you rather eat
beef
or
pork

beef the food of kings

•Would you rather swim in a pool for an hour of human blood, or hang upside down for 8 hours?

Human blood, because it's delicious and nutritious!

Laser?

Or Phaser?

laser cause they go "pew pew pew"

would you rather
die young in a blaze of glory
or
live old and quiet

Die in a blaze of glory like all Templars.

Would you:

Go through the pain to become a Space Marine and could die in the process
or
Become a imperial guard.

blood its tasty! (cant think of a question so consider the next one open to first to suggest!)

*Ignoring Haloreach4ever

Imperial Guard, it's safer that way.

Would you rather fight a tiger or fight a bear?

bear, because of 3 words "Russian Bear Cavalry"

Would you rather be teleported to
warhammer fantasy (and made an army commander)
or
warhammer 40k (and made an army commander)

(specify army)

.

DIE FOR ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!

Would you rather:

Betray your familyand friends for riches
or
Die with them.

betray everyone i ever knew or loved for money (i hate most everyone here (in hometown) anyways

would you rather
eat a chocobo
or
ride one

Either, as im sure you spelt it wrong.

Would you rather

Be dropped from a 20 story building and survive the pain?

or

Do the same with a pair of fairy wings attached to your back?

Fairy wings, have to be sturdy ones though.

Burnt or electrocuted to death?

Electrocuted since its faster.

Die by a shot to the stomach.

Or be beaten to death?

Shot to the stomach, its a quicker and less paintful death,

Family

Or

Friends

Family, thay took care of you all our life, you owe them one.
Would you rather...
wake up with a different face with the same gender, or a different gender with the same face?

Different face, same gender. Far less adjustments to my life, plus I may get rid of my prodigious nose.

Would you rather be a taste tester for uber-hot hot sauce,
Or a sharpness tester for a thumbtack factory who is required to use pinpricks to the forehead as a testing medium?

Sharpness tester because pins are fun to insert!

Would you rather be forced to eat your heart,
or be forced to knife your best friend in the face?

Id rather knife my best friend in the face because I dont have a "best friend"

would you rather
eat a turbaconducken (and probbably die of the ensuing heart attack)
or
watch your best friend eat one

a what?

Castiel wrote:a what?

A turbackondapede, you know I love those things...

..Those animals that DON"T exist... lol

Would you rather:

Pens

Or

Pencils

Pencils because they can be erased.

Heart attack or Stroke?

Heart attack. Stroke is living hell.

Would you rather drink Beer or Wine?

beer

would you rather eat tacos or sausage and chips?

Tacos, you can eat more and they have more variety!

TV
or
DVD'S

my bad turbaconducken

Turbaconducken is a chicken stuffed in duck stuffed in a turkey, all wrapped in bacon

TV because they cost less and have generally more variety.

Give up your left kidney?

Or your right kidney?

Left, Im right handed, if that makes any sense.

Live without shoes

or

Live without hats

Hats, because I never wear them anyway.

Tom Baker?

Or David Tennant?

(Talking Doctor Who here)

David Tennant

Cyberman
or
ood

(Doctor who)

Cyberman

Sentence to death or life imprisonment with no chance of parole?

Either, they both end the same way.

Matt smith

or

David Tennant

(MATT SMITH FTW)

David Tennant.

Water or fire?

fire, Because I like to burn things! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA

D&D or shadowrun?

never heard of shadowrun, but D&D can be kinda fun, so I guess I'll go with that.

Priming

or

Base coating?

David Tennant,

Imperial Guard or Imperial Navy?

Guard

Resident evil or Dead space?

Probably Resident Evil since I have no idea what dead space is.

Eat Bacon?

Or Cheese?

Bacon

Be Emperor of East Rome or West Rome?

MMmmm Eastern. Western wasn't so great after the split.

Would you rather serve in the

Death Korps

or

Catachans

Hmmmm... I like Death Korps but when it comes to serving... I'll go Catachans

Would you rather be At the "mercy" of the Inquisition or Dark Eldar?

Inquisition because Dark eldar will torture you longer

Would you rather fight a Titan (Warlord class)

Or

A entire fleet of nids

Titan. My death will be quicker and more awesome. "I was blown to pieces.">"I was nibbled to death."

Would you rather have a Tyranid Ripper as a pet or a Necron Scarab as a pet?

Ripper! scarabs would brake out quicker.

Black Templar or Ultramarine?

Black Templar, Ultramarines are too mainstream

HALO (Series)

or

COD (Series)

COD, Halo has lost me after ODST.

Wesker
or
Chris

(Resident evil)

Wesker

Tiberium FPS

Or

Division 9

(Games that shouldn't have been cancelled)

Division 9, that was fun.

In medieval times, would you rather:

A sword
or
a bow

Sword up close and personal

Bolter or power sword?

Power sword!

Bacon

or

more bacon?

More Bacon

Would you rather be captured by

Red Corsairs
or
Space Wolves?

Space Wolves. Drinks are on them!

Fiddle

or

Accordion?

Fiddle, I can use it to keep the Devil from stealing my soul

High school or college?

College becuase I hate High School Kids

Who would you rather as a flatemate

Marneus Calgar

or

Astaroth the Grim?

Calgar, Astaroth is too much of a downer.


Right (direction)

or

Right (correct)?

Right (correct)


Scotch (Whisky)

or

Irish (Whiskey)

Whisky

Highland Park

or

Talisker?

Well I had to google both of those and Highland Park assures that it is the best, so them I guess.


Red

or

Blue ?

Is Purple an option??

Blue

Glass

Or

Plastic

Glass


rightway up

or

¿uʍopǝpısdn

Rightway up

Angel or Demon?

Demon, no fun in being a goody two shoe angel.

Milk chocolate or dark chocolate?

Milk Chocolate. Dark chocolate SUCKS

gobbos
or
grots?

Dark Chococlate

Reaper or Lich?

Reaper

This Boss

Or

The one from Resident Evil.

Would you rather eat peanut butter for the rest of your life,
or chocolate?

chocolate, i could drown in chocolate and remain happy.

starwars?
or
star trek?

Star trek

Shot by a Railgun or a Laser Destroyer?

Railgun, those are just awesome

Become a Servitor or be part of a genestealer cult?

Servitor

Hockey or Football?

Football (which one? I take it you mean american football and not the english football)

Earphones

or

Headphones

Coolyo294 wrote:Fiddle, I can use it to keep the Devil from stealing my soul

High school or college?

I feel like only the people from the US will get this one, but I loled :p

^earphones



Jedi

or

Sith?

Jedi. I wouldn't look good all wrinkly and discolored like the Sith inevitably end up.

Would you rather own your own personal mech (with an infinite power supply),
or have super powers (the usual flight, super-strength, etc.)?

Super Powers.

Superrman style pants on the outside

or X-men style lycra?

Superman. You just can't argue with a man with visible underpants.

Crushed to death by a boa constrictor
or beaten to death by an unruly mob?

Boa Constrictor, cuz snakes are cool

Be attacked by 1 horse-sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses?

Horse-sized duck. I do not fear.

Would you rather be... (whilst alive)

JRR Tolkien

Michael Jackson

darkcloud92 wrote:

Coolyo294 wrote:Fiddle, I can use it to keep the Devil from stealing my soul

High school or college?

I feel like only the people from the US will get this one, but I loled :p

Well, the devil went down to Georgia...


Tolkien

beef burger

or

ham burger?

Beef burger

UFC fighter

or

WWE Superstar?

UFC Fighter

Eunuch

or

full body paralysis?

Eunuch. I can always buy a new one.


Fight for the Romans at Cannae

or

Fight for the Germans at Stalingrad

Cannae, because I'd rather be a Roman then a Nazi.

Chicken or turkey?

Chicken, turkey makes me drowsey

Would you rather be in a walled town during the black death, or a small village during a viking raid

Viking raid. (being beheaded with an axe is much less painful than dying slowly from a disease)

Would you rather kill any politician you wanted to or any prisoner you wanted to

Prisoner, not as likely to end up in prison for the rest of your natural born life.

Would you rather be in an intense firefight(with dakka, not fire), or a grinding melee battle

ignore dis post prease.

Tough one, but I'll go with firefight

Would you rather die by overeating yourself to death or by sleeping yourself to death (Inspired by the movie Seven?

Sleeping, it would be painless.

Would you rather be deadpool or wolverine? If you do not know who they are I have a different one.
Would you rather be alive now or in the 40k universe

Deadpool. Sure, he may be disfigured and possibly developmentally challenged, but he's hilarious. And he's also not as over-the-top insane as Wolverine.

Would you rather be a leprechaun with a wooden leg,
or a goblin with Tourette's syndrome?

.....thats so fething hard......if its WoW goblins then deffinately goblins, any other situation a pegleggedd Leprachaun is for me

Would you rather be married to a moronic hot woman, or an average intelligent girl for the rest of your life

Average intelligent women.

Would you rather be a member of the Enclave or the Brotherhood of Steel?

Brotherhood of steel, they are still around.

Would you rather die well loved, or live forever hated by all

Would you rather die by overeating yourself to death or by sleeping yourself to death (Inspired by the movie Seven?

Whats in the box?!! WHATS IN THE F****ING BOX!!!!

An I would much much much rather die well loved. Though reality is what you make of it, so I suppose you could live forever hated and just perceive/ pretend that everyone loved you :p

Would you rather be

Any character from a book

or

Any character from a movie

and who?

Book, and its a toss up from The God Emperor, or Harlon Nayl

Would you rather live forever alone with no interaction with anyone, or never be alone

Never be alone.

Would you rather be attacked by the Jersey Devil or the Beast of Bray Road?

Jersey Devil (just picked one)

British soldier in WW1 or WW2?

WW2.

Would you rather fight a World Eater
or
fight an Ork Nob?

Ork nob, maybe i could outsmart him

Would you rather be taken prisoner by chaos marines or dark eldar?

Dark Eldar, some do manage to escape, or are let go.

Would you rather be guardsman fighting a last stand against Tyranids, or fighting a last stand against Flesh Tearers

Tyranids.

Have christmas dinner with your...

Mother

or

Mother-in-Law

Mother in Law, she's nonexistent

Wake up New Years to find yourself...

On a bus to Brazil

or

On a Plane to Thailand

plane to thailand, I don't understand portuguese

Wake up on xmas morning to find

santa didn't come

or

that your house caught on fire and burned down all around you, but the presents santa brought are ok

Santa didn't come. Having a house is better then having presents.

Would you rather fight for the NCR

or

Caesar's Legion?

NCR

Would you rather give up Dakka or Warhammer?

Warhammer, already gave it up for the most part.

If you did the Time Warp, would you rather be a knight in armor or a futuristic warrior?

Futuristic warrior,

Would you rather

Punch Chuck Norris (a great dishonour)

or

Punch Santa

I would punch Chuck Norris. I dont want to punch a man who gives me presents

Would you rather...
Blow up your house?

Or burn it to ground?

Blow it up, would be so much cooler.

Would you rather:
eat a live guinea pig whole and be labelled an "animal hater"
OR
recieve the biggest douchebag in the world award?

blow it up, that way I get to make it go out with a bang! Besides im not inside lol

Marvel

or

DC?

@ JohnnoM Eat a live guinea pig (i'm already labled)
@Darkcloud Marvel cuz SPIDAH MAN

Would you rather be married to Megan Fox (with no money) or a fat chick with loads and loads of paper bills dawg?

Fat chick and loads of cash, after all its not that hard to dump someones ass.

Would you rather:
Have you ears cut off
OR
have no sense of smell.

No smell

Buried alive
or
eaten alive?

Eaten alive since it'll be faster.

Go against a full tyranid invasion as a IG soldier?

Or have fist fight with a Slaneesh chaos spawn?

Azza007 wrote:Jersey Devil (just picked one)

British soldier in WW1 or WW2?

You want this to attack you over a werewolf:

Go against a full tyranid invasion as a IG soldier

Would you rather spend an eternity with Nurgle
or
2 months with Slannesh?

I'd love both of those, but if I had to pick one...Slannesh.

Fail for a cause that will ultimately succeed

or

Succeed for a cause that will ultimately fail

Fail for a cause that will ultimately succeed

Would you rather not be remembered when you die
or
remembered as an Infamous Criminal by everyone?

Infamous criminal. Hahahahahahhaha!!!!! (evil laugh)

Live for however many years you have

or

Know the exact date and hour of your death, but live to be 100.

Know the exact date and hour of your death, but live to be 100. Technically I can't die intil I'm 100. World Domination for the win.

Girlfriend or Warhammer?

rockerbikie wrote:Know the exact date and hour of your death, but live to be 100. Technically I can't die intil I'm 100. World Domination for the win.

Girlfriend or Warhammer?

Life support with no brain activity is considered still living, anyhow....

I am barely into warhammer, so i can give that up.

Would you rather be the man who started a zombie apocalypse, or the man who started a nuclear war?

Zombies cuz people would at least have a chance

Would rather... Megan fox or Kim Kardashian?

Megan Fox

Would you rather Alexis Texas or Hayley Willams?

Hayley Williams.

Would you rather have a Dachshund or an English Springer Spaniel?

Dachsund, as long as I don't have to go through the ludicrously long housebreaking of it.

Would you rather Roleplay or play chain games?

chain games for forums.

Ice cream

or

cake?

Ice cream. The cake is a lie...

Have a fight against Khorne chaos warriors?

Or battle against a sorcerer lord of Slaneesh?

Khorne Warriors....I've seen enough hentai to know where the slaaneshi thing is going

Would you rather piss off a Sister of Battle, or a Blood Angel?

Wardragoon wrote:Khorne Warriors....I've seen enough hentai to know where the slaaneshi thing is going
Would you rather piss of a Sister of Battle, or a Blood Angel?

That isn't something to be proud of

Sister of Battle.

Bitten by a shark or croc?

By a shark. If bitten by a croc it will not let go and it will eventually drown you.

Have a fight against a dragon?

Or spend a night with me?

Dragon.....I am a Templar

Death alone
or
Live Alone

Live alone. I rather die with my friends around me.

Sacrifice yourself for your loved ones?

Or sacrifice the life of someone else you dont know, to do the same?

Sacrifice for my loved ones

Battle for your country
or
betray your family and friends?

Battle for country, who knows I might become famous XD!

Would you rather:
Eat 20 pickled Carrots
Or
Live in City of God (brazilian slum) for a day?

City of god and even be violently raped I would never touch pickled food!

Lascannon
or
Bolter

Bolter.

star wars

or

star trek?

Star wars.

Worship eternally Khorne?

Or Nurgel?

Khorne

Would you rather be a Servitor or a Cultist of Nurgle?

The Epic Chaosdude!!! wrote:Ice cream. The cake is a lie...

Have a fight against Khorne chaos warriors?

Or battle against a sorcerer lord of Slaneesh?

man i love portal!...

Servitor, i hate warts.

Would you rather,

2

or

8

2
Would you rather play the worse video game ever made forever or attack a Necron Tomb?

Necron Tomb world for sure.

Would you rather have to fight for the Imperium against

Necrons

or

Tyranids?

Tyranids. I support Ultramarines

Play Dragon Age origins (the best of the series IMHO)?

Or Skyrim?

SKYRIM!!!!

Would you rather

Fight Yoda

or

Fight Chuck Norris

Yoda, if I surrender I wont get dropkicked to prehistory

Would you rather be tortured by Khorne, or Slaaneshi cultists

Khorne

Would you rather be friends with Slannesh or Logan Grimnar?

Logan Grimnar

769340

or the square root of -5693

-5693

If you were fighting a 20 foot tall troll, would you rather be wearing armor made out of paper, or armor made out of the skin of dead children.

Paper. It offers about the same protection, and is far less sick!

Cheese

or

Ham?

Dead children or paper, not going to matter, skin is tougher though.

Play for Man U or Chelski?

Ahhhh I hate both of them, Im a City fan!

Prob Man U, they fit my play style more


Warhammer 40k

or

Warhammer Fantasy?

40k, I have about 600$ invested in it.

Hiccups for the rest of your life, or a neverending hangover

Hiccups

Live in the middle ages, and be a noble

OR

Live in the future but be the poorest hobo

Middle Ages Noble. I like medieval stuff, and being part of the nobility means i'd have more access to training in it all etc.

Be stuck in the middle of the Sahara Desert or in the middle of Antarctica?

Sahara Desert. I know normal desert survival tactics and could actually reach some form of civilization or have a chance to do so. In Antarctica, I would probably freeze to death before reaching one of the few stations down there.

Would you rather drink an 8oz cup of someone's foot sweat
or
a normal sized bucket of scummy pond water?

Evil Lamp 6 wrote:Sahara Desert. I know normal desert survival tactics and could actually reach some form of civilization or have a chance to do so. In Antarctica, I would probably freeze to death before reaching one of the few stations down there.

Would you rather drink an 8oz cup of someone's foot sweat
or
a normal sized bucket of scummy pond water?

normal sized bucket of scummy pond water, I've done this when I was 4 and am still alive.

Would you rather

Face off against a Grey Knight or a Custodes?

Custodes. Heck they havent fougth a single battle in 10.000 years so how good they may be their still better to face than a grey knigth

Trondheim wrote:Custodes. Heck they havent fougth a single battle in 10.000 years so how good they may be their still better to face than a grey knigth

You didn't repost witha question! :( You do have 2k worth of easterlings though, so I guess I can forgive the mistake. But I would pick the custodes as well.

So would you rather

Have NASA or some other space organization discover intelligent alien life?

or

Find a cure for aides?

This should be good

Discover alien life, so then we can nick the cure for aides from them.
Everybody wins!

Yes

or

No?

No

Be swarmed by enough Hrud to cover the horizon or enough Necron Scarabs to blot out the sun?

Well.....if the scarab is on my eyes it would blot out the sun, so while close I have a chance of killing it.

Would you rather be a Whiteshield(IG recruit)
or a Bloodclaw(space wolf recruit)

Whiteshield, because I'd rather be cannon fodder then a Space Furry.

Imperials or Stormcloaks?

Imperial.
I'd rather be a roman expy than a nazi expy (no really, stormcloaks are friggen racist bastards...who are blonde)

Would you rather be

An Argonian (so a scalie)

or

A Khajit (A furry)

Argonian. resistant to disease and underwater breathing

bad at painting

or

worse at modeling

Bad at painting, because I already am

Death by drowning or death by suffocation?

As you didn't specify the cause of suffocation, I'll make it up:
Death by suffocation due to intense motorboating

Death by chocolate ice cream?

or

Death by vanilla ice cream?

Death by vanilli, because it would look like it was brighter for a little while.

Eat an iraqi spider?
Or be eaten by an Iraqi?

Be eaten by an iraqi(I hate spiders in all forms)
Kill your family to save your friends
destroy your nation to save your family

Thats a hard one, neither, id kill you!

Google

or

Facebook

Google, Google is god.

Mat Ward or having Rockerbikie write the next codex

Rockerbikie, you can't do a worse job with the fluff than ward, and as long as you don't violate my DA I will be content

Over complication of the next 40k edition e.g. 3rd edition 40k or over simplification e.g.4th edition 40k

seeing as 40k nowadays seems to be leaning to large scale games, so i would say simplification on the rules.
complicated (in depth) is what warmahords is for. (IMHO)


Would you rater be hunted by ONE shark while in water, or by TWO lions while on land?

Ha ha! you didn't say what sort of shark! I choose to be chased by a wobegong.

Would you rather be a suspected terrorist 15 years ago caught and tried by a court of law, or a civilian suspected of possible but improbable terrorism now under the NDAA?

No idea actually, i can't decide, but ill go with the first one...

A bath with your dad

or

A shower with your mum?

A bath with your dad ----- my tub is now the size of an olympic swimming pool, and he is WAY on the other side.

would you rather
have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or
an earlobe the size of a basketball?

Foot long eyelash, I will CUT it off
Would you rather
Be a Roman Gladiator
or a NFL player

Roman Gladiator, ball sports are stupid!

Wet with no dry clothes

or

Cold with only t-shirts and shorts

Cold with t-shirts and shorts-wear them most of the time anyway.

Vampire or Werewolf?

Werewolf because Captain Hans Gunsche is a badass mofo

Would you rather be the tooth fairy or the easter bunny?

Tooth Fairy (I'd be rich!)

Would you rather be a door to door salesman or work on a construction site?

I would work on a construction site i like building things


Rich and hated?

or

poor and loved?

ZOMBIE CAT wrote:I would work on a construction site i like building things


Rich and hated?

or

poor and loved?

Poor and Loved

Worship Slaanesh or Nurgle?

The Mad Tanker wrote:
Worship Slaanesh or Nurgle?

Hmmmm... farther Nurgle isn't to overly diobalic, he's more like a mad scientist experimenting on people.

Would you rather, (in a friendly game)
use a Proxy
or
re-work your army list and plan

Proxy- way more fun to use spider bikers with a pig nob than to work my entire list out

would you rather eat your weight in
Twinkies
or
Bacon

twinkies. I'd rather have sugary goodness in my mouth as I die than have a splitting headache and saltiness.

Would you rather

Have your favourite actor die?

or

Have your favourite singer die?

Favourite singer die, actors are great, and tehre are only sooo many good ones compared to singers...

Drown in jelly beans

or

m and m's

m and m's

would you rather be a samurai or a knight (in your own fantasy way not true to life)

Knight i get armor and a mace, and i get to ride around on a freeking horse

would you rather
watch mythbusters for 3 days
or
watch deadliest catch forever

mythbusters for 3 days. I'd prefer to live my life instead of spend it watching deadliest catch.

Would you rather

be poor and happy

or

be rich and sad

Rich and sad, because id get over it and buy the new necrons codex!

Be granted invincibility (you can never be harmed but die of old age)

Or eternal life (You can never die of old age but can die from harm/poisining etc.)

Do you still continue to age though?

darkcloud92 wrote:Do you still continue to age though?

If he's taking about biological immortality, then no, you should be in a state of perpetual prime.

King Pariah wrote:

darkcloud92 wrote:Do you still continue to age though?

If he's taking about biological immortality, then no, you should be in a state of perpetual prime.

Well said, now answer the question! lols

invincibility (you can never be harmed but die of old age)

Play at Work

or

Work at Play

play at work

Would you rather be in a city under siege by mongols, or a city under siege by crusaders

Seige by crusaders, we have guns, they have arrows...

Would you rather:

Be forced to learn belly dancing

or be drop kicked back to prehistory by chuck norris (which frankly would be an honour)

Drop kicked!

Become a crimanal to help your family?
Or
Leave them to die?

Become a crimanal to help your family?

Become Vegetarian

or

Eat only what you kill

Eat only what you kill

Rebel at the cost of your family or become a slave?

Slave.

Swallow the ink of a pen,

Or eat the plastic of the pen?

MaximusPrime wrote:Slave.

Swallow the ink of a pen,

Or eat the plastic of the pen?

plastic. Go doc, get it removed. no prob



give up the whole of GW, games, models, everything.

Or lose fast/junk food?

TheRobotLol wrote:

MaximusPrime wrote:Slave.

Swallow the ink of a pen,

Or eat the plastic of the pen?

plastic. Go doc, get it removed. no prob



give up the whole of GW, games, models, everything.

Or lose fast/junk food?

Fast/junk food, I know how to make most of it anyhow

Take part as a private during the Somme offensive, or fight as a conscript in the battle of stalingrad

I would rather be at Stalingrad as a conscript. So long as I was lucky enough to have a real weapon.

Would you rather find out your child isnt your own?

Or.

Find out you are adopted?

Be adopted, sometimes I wish I was

Live the life and death of Erwin Rommel

Or

Live the life and death of Mithridates Eupator?

Live the life and death of Erwin Rommel

Live the life and death of Captain James Cook

Or

Live the life and death of Erik the Red?

rockerbikie wrote:Live the life and death of Erwin Rommel

Live the life and death of Captain James Cook

Or

Live the life and death of Erik the Red?

Live the life and death of Erik the Red - Sounds much cooler.

Would you rather:

Kiss your granny on the lips?

or

Eat jellied eels?

Mr. Burning wrote:

rockerbikie wrote:Live the life and death of Erwin Rommel

Live the life and death of Captain James Cook

Or

Live the life and death of Erik the Red?

Live the life and death of Erik the Red - Sounds much cooler.

Would you rather:

Kiss your granny on the lips?

or

Eat jellied eels?

Eels. Done it before, can do it again today

Would you rather eat Chips or Cake?

Chips, the cake is a lie...

Would you rather

Die of a floppy disk (3.5 inches of death)

or

A baseball hat (both painfull and very long)

Die of a floppy disk

Would you rather die in a train accident
or
a parachute accident?

This is not suitable for Dakka, please don't post things like this on the site again.

Long, slow death and since you never dictated how, I'll choose old age.

Would you rather:

Have every painful nonfatal disease and illness at once with no chance of easing the pain
Or
Would you rather your friends have every painful disease and illness with a chance of relief

friends have every painful disease and illness with a chance of relief

Would you rather worship Khorne or Nurgle?

rockerbikie wrote:friends have every painful disease and illness with a chance of relief

Would you rather worship Khorne or Nurgle?

Nurgle.

Would you rather worship slaanesh, or worship nurgle?

Slaanesh

Would you rather die a death of a thousand paper cuts?

Or

Would you rather die from gorging yourself till your stomach burst and your stomach acid dissolving your insides?

die from gorging yourself till your stomach burst and your stomach acid dissolving your insides
Would you rather be cruxified or go to Justin Beiber Concert?

Go to the concert, so i can cruxifie him,

Become a spartan (halo)

or

Become and Elite (also halo)

Become an Elite

Would you rather become a Bounty Hunter or a Smuggler.

Smuggler

Aliance

or

browncoat

prototype_X wrote:Smuggler

Aliance

or

browncoat

Smuggler Alliance.

Eat chewing gum found under a table

or

finish a drink someone has left at a bar at the end of a night.

finish the drink, At least I would be too drunk to notice

No sex for life

or

No booze or car license for life?

No booze,

All the bones in your hand broken by a hammer every year for the rest of your life

or

The same but for your feet?

Feet, I can paint in a foot cast

date a really hot transvestite or a really ugly normal person?

Date a really hot transvestite

Would you rather date an emo or a Chav?

Chav

Would you rather 40k or Warhammer fantasy stopped existing?

Fantasy

Would you rather have Mad Cow Disease or schizophrenia?

mad cow

Jack sparow or

Johnny Depp

dosent matter, they are both Chuck norris

Internet

or

wargaming

wargaming

Wargaming or Music

Wargaming. I can still listen to rap if I need to then

Immortality or Invulnerability?

Invulnerability.

TV or Computer?

Computer every time

Phototoxin wrote:Computer every time

and your would you rather.....

OK so for the sake of continuity...

Computer (I already don't have a TV)

Sight or touch?

Sight.

Love or Success?

This is Dakka Love IS a success. lol.

I will go for Love as I wouldn't have my kids without it.

Phone or Bacon?

Sonophos wrote:This is Dakka Love IS a success. lol.

I will go for Love as I wouldn't have my kids without it.

Phone or Bacon?

Gotta be deh Meateh baconz.!

Poor with friends and loved ones..
OR
Rich with no friends or loved ones?

Rich with no friends or loved ones.

Because money will buy me friends and loved ones

Get run over by a drunk driver

or

Get put in jail for running someone over while drunk

Get run over. At least then I wont have to be someones... companion *shudders*

Fly

or

X-ray vison

X-ray Vision. Mwahahaha

Cake or Doughnuts

Dougnuts. I still know how to make a cake..

Have a cat or a dog.

Dog, definetly. They are nicer to you

would you rather eat an old sock or dump your computer?

Mmmm... Saute sock.

Eyebrows or Beard