YKTSFW you need to decide on what theme you want to do for your DE, and can't decide between a Romeo & Julietesque thing or your Generic Elf Space Pirates
When your mother says that a "number zero" haircut won't be 'that short'...
When you go to post a "happy birthday" message on your facebook for Cobain, only to check the time and watch it turn into tomorrow, FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I'd write about airsoft, technology, current events, and whatever else I fancy at the time.
...When you need to post a sinking feeling otherwise this post will be considered off-topic.
....when you see your sister sitting at your painting desk..... I gave her the aobr marines so theres no danger for my own models, but the poor paints......
I like to think of my fluff/stories as more Dan Abnett-esque, sure, some stuff is not realistic or terribly canon, but it's all due to the rule of awesome... so it's pretty good.
When you've had one of those days and there isn't anything to drink. Maybe I'll just put a hole somewhere in the wall with my head.
When you're rather surprised that the sinking feelings veered in the direction of your most recent sinking feeling after having it but before posting. Weird feeling...
When you're conflicted about wearing a Marpat blouse to school, even though you paid the money for it, and it doesn't have a name tape on it, and really, your SSgt doesn't even care.
when you see another post dissing Americans. Honestly guys we're not all idiots. Many of us are actually quite tolerable. Unfortunately idiocy sticks out much better then the others. that being said . . .
YKTRF when 2nd amendment. nuff said.
YKTSF when o wait I'm not supposed to post that here o well
dmthomas7 wrote:when you see another post dissing Americans. Honestly guys we're not all idiots. Many of us are actually quite tolerable. Unfortunately idiocy sticks out much better then the others. that being said . . .
YKTRF when 2nd amendment. nuff said.
YKTSF when o wait I'm not supposed to post that here o well
Oh really! I am shocked
YKTRF when you are stuck at work with two people who are on work trainning.
reds8n wrote: It largely depends upon what and how you're discussing.
It is the height of stupidity one would suggest if you've been warned previously about spamming and building quote pyramids to then set about spamming the thread and/or building said pyramids.
Intelligent discussion, the odd joke or comradely comment ( see the words for a somewhat heartbroken member earlier) is fine. To be encouraged even. Pointless spamming is not.
This is not a random say what you want or general chat thread, we don't allow or want any such thread on the site as, inevitably, it descends into spam filled nonsense and people posting just to increase their post count. There's plenty of silly and not exactly serious threads on the boards already, perhaps too many in the opinion of some but, for now the MOD team are cool enough with them and their existence.
If you're absolutely desperate to have such a thread then go forth and set up a board where you can do so to your hearts content. But you've been asked, several times for some people, not to do that here.
YKTSFW the mod bans you for making a quote pyramid, without you making a quote pyramid.
YKTSFW it's been too long two weeks!
YKTSFW you have to miss hockey practice to be able to go to the 25th anniversary thing.
YKSRFW there are other people who dont get drunk every weekend! I thought I was alone!
YKTSFW your neighbor really likes poisoning his garden with all kinds of illegal gak, and he alway manages to get some of it in our garden. yay, another year of yellow grass -_-
MrMerlin wrote:YKSRFW there are other people who dont get drunk every weekend! I thought I was alone!
YKTSFW your neighbor really likes poisoning his garden with all kinds of illegal gak, and he alway manages to get some of it in our garden. yay, another year of yellow grass -_-
Your not alone Merlin, and your neighbor sounds scary.
MrMerlin wrote:YKSRFW there are other people who dont get drunk every weekend! I thought I was alone!
YKTSFW your neighbor really likes poisoning his garden with all kinds of illegal gak, and he alway manages to get some of it in our garden. yay, another year of yellow grass -_-
What? No delicous beer? And that neihgbour sounds kinda like mine
MrMerlin wrote:YKSRFW there are other people who dont get drunk every weekend! I thought I was alone!
YKTSFW your neighbor really likes poisoning his garden with all kinds of illegal gak, and he alway manages to get some of it in our garden. yay, another year of yellow grass -_-
What? No delicous beer? And that neihgbour sounds kinda like mine
I do drink delicious beer (we have very good beer in germay ), but not enough to get unconcious....
MrMerlin wrote:YKSRFW there are other people who dont get drunk every weekend! I thought I was alone!
YKTSFW your neighbor really likes poisoning his garden with all kinds of illegal gak, and he alway manages to get some of it in our garden. yay, another year of yellow grass -_-
Your not alone Merlin, and your neighbor sounds scary.
Pretty close to alone though
YKTSFW no one else in this thread seems to drink or smoke
MrMerlin wrote:YKSRFW there are other people who dont get drunk every weekend! I thought I was alone!
YKTSFW your neighbor really likes poisoning his garden with all kinds of illegal gak, and he alway manages to get some of it in our garden. yay, another year of yellow grass -_-
Your not alone Merlin, and your neighbor sounds scary.
Pretty close to alone though
YKTSFW no one else in this thread seems to drink or smoke
I drink occasionally, lightly, I'm not- exactly- allowed...
...When your friends (beside pinoypower) hate you.
...When you drink from a bottle of what you thought was sprite, but turned out to be dirty soap water.
killykavekommando wrote:...When your friends (beside pinoypower) hate you.
...When you drink from a bottle of what you thought was sprite, but turned out to be dirty soap water.
Hey now, I have lots of love for you man!
The feeling after having to walk the dog in a blizzard, in the middle of the nigth
The sinking feeling when you post yet another request for list help then look for someone's list to help in return and find very little in your area of knowledge to actually be of use with. Curse only being familiar with one codex and vaguely familiar with a second!
YKTSFW you trade some marines you aren't using anymore for a Necron army. Yay third army go.
YKTSFW you feel like painting them all gold, and since they're Necrons a decent amount of OSL (yay!) to go with it. This means probably the weapons, eyes and ribs maybe.
YKTSFW you can't decide if it should be blue or green to go with the gold.
YKTRFW that time you played Risk and the one guy in Russia you had held out against many attacks by armies. He was named Zangief for this and made sure it was the last zone captured.
When your cat once crapped in an (luckily empty) foam tray... Thankfully it was already ripped up a fair bit so got cleaned as much as possible before thrown in the washing machine to make sure.
When you're playing risk and conquer just about all of your enemies land and then he sweeps across the board and actually wrecks everything you have so hard.
What do you mean Great White? Like as a birthday present from my parents or what/ Well, I can safely say that I won't be getting a pres from them. They got me a £120 tiket to go with GW Belfast to Warhammer world this April. My aunt is awesome and is possibly taking me paintballing. My grandad gives me 100 quid every year so I can get myself an that will go towards spending moey for FW and the new swarmlord. And my brother is 9 and a t***.
When you can't attend any 25th anniversary celebrations, I heard that at least one games workshop had a big box of random sprues and sold them off for like 5$ for 3 sprues... I was so upset I couldn't attend.
What do you mean Great White? Like as a birthday present from my parents or what/ Well, I can safely say that I won't be getting a pres from them. They got me a £120 tiket to go with GW Belfast to Warhammer world this April. My aunt is awesome and is possibly taking me paintballing. My grandad gives me 100 quid every year so I can get myself an that will go towards spending moey for FW and the new swarmlord. And my brother is 9 and a t***.
Well I was just saying your birthday is in 3 days and the new tyranid release is in 3 days. So maybe you will get a surprise present of a swarmlord. And what is that t word you censored out.
I don't remember hearing about the Necron update until a week or two (maybe three) away from the release. Now that you mention it, I don't see it happening that close to the Tyranid and Space Wolves 2nd waves.
Squidmanlolz wrote:I don't remember hearing about the Necron update until a week or two (maybe three) away from the release. Now that you mention it, I don't see it happening that close to the Tyranid and Space Wolves 2nd waves.
YKTSFW you have to wait for new Tau.
YKTSFW you realize a massive amount of your miniatures might become obsolete with the new edition, which would suck.
Squidmanlolz wrote:I don't remember hearing about the Necron update until a week or two (maybe three) away from the release. Now that you mention it, I don't see it happening that close to the Tyranid and Space Wolves 2nd waves.
YKTSFW you have to wait for new Tau.
YKTSFW you realize a massive amount of your miniatures might become obsolete with the new edition, which would suck.
I just started my Tau, assuming FWs, Devilfish and Kroot don't get cut out, I'm good.
Squidmanlolz wrote:I don't remember hearing about the Necron update until a week or two (maybe three) away from the release. Now that you mention it, I don't see it happening that close to the Tyranid and Space Wolves 2nd waves.
YKTSFW you have to wait for new Tau.
YKTSFW you realize a massive amount of your miniatures might become obsolete with the new edition, which would suck.
I just started my Tau, assuming FWs, Devilfish and Kroot don't get cut out, I'm good.
Crisis suits are what I am worrying about. If they are weaker, or aesthetically changed too far, my models will be so much plastic.
Even just individual weapons being changed radically.
...When you realize that with success comes friends that become haters.
...When the only kind of singing you can do is scream-o
...When you start listening to Bresking Benjamin
Merc Row wrote:I get the Sinking feeling with a Land Raider turns up filled with Khorne Beserkers arrives in front of your Imperial Guard gunline..........
lol, that sucks!
welcome to the thread btw!
.....when the only computer with internet access in thi house is used by 4 people.....right now its only my brother sitting next to me asking when im done -_-
What do you mean Great White? Like as a birthday present from my parents or what/ Well, I can safely say that I won't be getting a pres from them. They got me a £120 tiket to go with GW Belfast to Warhammer world this April. My aunt is awesome and is possibly taking me paintballing. My grandad gives me 100 quid every year so I can get myself an that will go towards spending moey for FW and the new swarmlord. And my brother is 9 and a t***.
Well I was just saying your birthday is in 3 days and the new tyranid release is in 3 days. So maybe you will get a surprise present of a swarmlord. And what is that t word you censored out.
YKTSFW you're playing a 7v7 character battle with a pimped-out Shas'O, and have dealt 5 W, everything is going well, then a jump infantry farseer with a fusion pistol comes out of nowhere, shoots once, and it's all over.
im2randomghgh wrote:YKTSFW you're playing a 7v7 character battle with a pimped-out Shas'O, and have dealt 5 W, everything is going well, then a jump infantry farseer with a fusion pistol comes out of nowhere, shoots once, and it's all over.
...When the same thing happened except with a harlequin's kiss and a broadside battle suit.
When you realise - right after failing a morale test - that the two exits from the top of the objective building are blocked by:
1) A full squad of Terminators
2) Your opponents recently wrecked? (the one where it stays a rubble) dreadnought
You'd think termies were better than suicide
<Edit - Forgot to mention that this wasn't me, I had the pleasure of watching this unfold
Portable Dreadnought Armour isn't gonna do much with your own bolt pistol against your chin, is it now?>
n0t_u wrote:Yep, League of Legends. I forgot there's probably no one in the thread that plays.
I tried it, does that count?
When your friends force you to play a game you heavily dislike whose battles last for an hour and you are expected to play several of them, all the while trying to be competent enough not to earn their scorn on your first few go around in the game. When you get scorn for sucking terribly anyway.
necrovamp wrote:When it's presentation day tomorow!
When you are now a Pastafarian (and may become a minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, soon)
(it's only a sinking feeling if you believe in creationism, though)
Trondheim wrote:The sinking feeling you get when you are playing WHFB with your girlfriend, and she is playing Ogres, and she claims that Stonehorns are cute.....
Trondheim wrote:The sinking feeling you get when you are playing WHFB with your girlfriend, and she is playing Ogres, and she claims that Stonehorns are cute.....
TheAngrySquig wrote:When you're parents leave for the day and your gf gets sick :/
Happened to me too the other day. I don't see why it's so hard to get undressed when you're sick
Her hands would still work fine
When you realize that Know No Fear puts Ultrasmurfs numbers at 250,000, and says they're 5x bigger than the word bearers, and says astartes are THREE times as wide as muscular athletes, and as tall as a tall man on another tall man's shoulders. That's just silly.
Although I think I remember something about modern astartes having more diluted organs due to passing through more humans than heresy-era marines?
n0t_u wrote:YKTSW the model you got for a conversion has a nice sword you're going to use, but it's metal and really thin meaning it bends incredibly easy.
n0t_u wrote:YKTSW the model you got for a conversion has a nice sword you're going to use, but it's metal and really thin meaning it bends incredibly easy.
YKTSFW when you forget the F in the acronym.
Funny, I forgot the K in the one above it then went back to fix it.
n0t_u wrote:Yep, League of Legends. I forgot there's probably no one in the thread that plays.
I play occasionally. I be a mighty pirate.
In relation to that:
When you spend an entire game with someone on your team trying to get everyone else to report you just because you were the first to die, even though you're currently on a thirteen kill streak.
When you only got three hours of sleep last night.
When you can't figure out a puzzle in the game that you swore not to use a walk through for.
When you can't get to sleep because you keep thinking about the puzzle.
When you figure out the puzzle and realise it's 3am and you have to be up at six.
When the opening bars to a song are stuck in your head and you can't figure out what it is. (Turns out it was A Town Called Malice.)
YKTSFW your best class is support. Solo queuing as such is like playing Russian Roulette with a glock, that may have a blank or two.
YKTSFW with the changes it's down to either Janna (my main) or Sona (my secondary)... Soraka now is my dominion AP champion, surprising how well it seems to work for me sometimes.
YKTSFW Sona stuns you, Shen taunts you, and someone else slows you, and you know you'll be dead long before the ability that would get rid of them all is recharged...
YKTSFW the chain CC teams from hell. Stun, stun, taunt, knockup, knockback, slow and repeat
YKTRFW they don't seem to want to fix that Sona bug where her passive stays up for every hit on an inhibitor or nexus.
YKTRFW you win as Sona and manage to type out "This fighting is pointless! Listen to my song!" and the enemy team gets it.
YKTSFW they don't release new support champions... leading to you having to figure out which have the utility to perhaps work as one to widen the selection past Janna and Sona, with Soraka and Karma at lower levels...
YKTRFW you fire that Ashe arrow across the map and watch as it hits the enemy jungle Shaco in the ass as he blinks over a wall to escape a gank in his jungle, killing him.
YKTSFW your team goes to do dragon with no sight, you figure you'd help by using CV which reveals the entire enemy team in the bush below it. All of your team except one guy backs off...
YKTSFW an enemy gets an oracles and goes ward hunting, then don't bother to place any wards of their own.
YKTSFW an ally places a ward on one of the wards you just place, or in some completely stupid spot like right next to the bushes in the river instead of in them...
YKTSFW you're playing 3v3 and both your allies spend the entire match jungling, then you lose despite having 21 kills, and the match ends with both your allies on Lv 3...
YKTSFW the match is one push up the middle away from victory, and one person won't stop trying to get everyone to attack the Baron. The repeated bings made me wish I could turn on friendly fire.
I know that ping feel, way too much. After using CV long enough you start to not need it at all and it becomes more for confirming where they aren't (or the occasional "hey that guy's on 30 after just barely winning a fight against someone on my team and backing in a bush and along come some friendly mobs *CV bush, mobs run at them, guy dies handing a kill to the dead guy*" ). If I see someone out of a lane and spot them with a CV I won't just ping it, I ping the most likely path they would take to get there with as few pings as possible. My friends I queue with know this and getting a random ping spamming pug completely wrecks it. Not to mention most of the time they completely lack tactics and just end up on the ignore list due to the annoyance... "lets get baron guize *whole enemy team is up and missing PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING gets ganked and dies*"... Or my favorite, I'm chained CCed and they start spamming retreat pings on me.
When a scout with a shotguns fires at your devastator squad <the only thing you have on the board capable of taking out his Predator> and it passes it's to hit.
Then the Cover roll passes. Then your armour fails.
Then you have the unpleasant option of choosing whether your Plasma cannon - nearly exploded once - or a rocket launcher
As long as we don't get the same guy doing it, it should be fine. I might settle for Ward, ignoring his ridiculous fluff, if I didn't know what happens when he writes an army book he doesn't like.
n0t_u wrote:YKTRFW you finish a game on 0/3/25.
I know that ping feel, way too much. After using CV long enough you start to not need it at all and it becomes more for confirming where they aren't (or the occasional "hey that guy's on 30 after just barely winning a fight against someone on my team and backing in a bush and along come some friendly mobs *CV bush, mobs run at them, guy dies handing a kill to the dead guy*" ). If I see someone out of a lane and spot them with a CV I won't just ping it, I ping the most likely path they would take to get there with as few pings as possible. My friends I queue with know this and getting a random ping spamming pug completely wrecks it. Not to mention most of the time they completely lack tactics and just end up on the ignore list due to the annoyance... "lets get baron guize *whole enemy team is up and missing PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING gets ganked and dies*"... Or my favorite, I'm chained CCed and they start spamming retreat pings on me.
Urgh, I know that one. Stun! Retreat! Slow! Retreat! Airborn! Retreat! How about you gakking help me, eh?
DeadlySquirrel wrote:Plasma is it's own state of matter that is not fully understood. If you cut a grape in half, but leave some skin attached at the base, put it in an upturned glass and microwave it then plasma is produced. You can also do it with a light match.
IIRC, the plasma weaponry in 40k utilises plasma produced from something metalic, then the plasma is shot using magnetism in the same way an IRL rail gun works. The plasma "bullet" stays in cohesion due to magnetised atoms attracting and holding it together.
But it is science FICTION. It's all made up. For instance, laser weaponry cannot not work in space due to the lack of gravity.
Wait what?
Since when did light need gravity?
The beam disperses too quickly to be effective. It can't stay concentrated enough to do damage.
DeadlySquirrel wrote:YKTSFW I waste my 1000th post on this:
DeadlySquirrel wrote:
CthuluIsSpy wrote:
DeadlySquirrel wrote:Plasma is it's own state of matter that is not fully understood. If you cut a grape in half, but leave some skin attached at the base, put it in an upturned glass and microwave it then plasma is produced. You can also do it with a light match.
IIRC, the plasma weaponry in 40k utilises plasma produced from something metalic, then the plasma is shot using magnetism in the same way an IRL rail gun works. The plasma "bullet" stays in cohesion due to magnetised atoms attracting and holding it together.
But it is science FICTION. It's all made up. For instance, laser weaponry cannot not work in space due to the lack of gravity.
Wait what? Since when did light need gravity?
The beam disperses too quickly to be effective. It can't stay concentrated enough to do damage.
OMG. HE THINKS PLASMA WORKS LIKE RAILGUNS!!!!!! DA feth????
AND SINCE WHEN DOES LIGHT NEED GRAVITY TO EXIST???
DeadlySquirrel wrote:... Like IRL rail guns, that use magnetism to fire rounds at increased velocity and range.
Cruise Missiles and pistols both use chemical propellant. Not the same thing.
Same here.
Also, it is stated that they use magnetism to bind the plasma, but we have no indication whether or not magnetism is used to launch the round.
ALSO, magnetic weapon =/= railgun. A railgun is a very, very specific type of magnetic weapon.
I know what a rail gun is.
Never said anything bout cruise missiles. And I assumed that the plasma was magnetised as it was fired: thus allowing my rail gun style weapon theory plausible.
DeadlySquirrel wrote:... Like IRL rail guns, that use magnetism to fire rounds at increased velocity and range.
Cruise Missiles and pistols both use chemical propellant. Not the same thing.
Same here.
Also, it is stated that they use magnetism to bind the plasma, but we have no indication whether or not magnetism is used to launch the round.
ALSO, magnetic weapon =/= railgun. A railgun is a very, very specific type of magnetic weapon.
I know what a rail gun is.
Never said anything bout cruise missiles. And I assumed that the plasma was magnetised as it was fired: thus allowing my rail gun style weapon theory plausible.
YKTSFW misunderstood.
Plasma cannons do not have rails. Therefore, not railgun. Oh, the worst thing ever, in the summer I think it was I had like a 30 something page argument about railguns vs mass drivers vs coilguns -_- I hate when people who don't know what they're talking about argue (Not you squirrel!)
It is magnetized as it leaves the barrel, which is different then being launched by magnets. "as it leaves the barrel" would imply that it's already moving
IIRC, a rail gun uses electromagnetic rails to repel an object at lightning fast speeds over long distances. I thought that with the plasma gun, the plasma enters the barrel and is is "shot" it gains cohesion due to the magnetic forces at work.
The American Navy successfully tested a rail gun mounted on a destroyer, shooting it beyond the horizon.
That's right the difference being the railgun's magnetism moves the projectile while the plasma (at least in 40k where it works) holds the gas together in a ball.
There's also the Gauss guns (not the Necron ones), though I think that may just be another name for the coil guns...
YKTSFW the conversation of LoL turns into weapons.
DeadlySquirrel wrote:IIRC, a rail gun uses electromagnetic rails to repel an object at lightning fast speeds over long distances. I thought that with the plasma gun, the plasma enters the barrel and is is "shot" it gains cohesion due to the magnetic forces at work.
The American Navy successfully tested a rail gun mounted on a destroyer, shooting it beyond the horizon.
YKTSFW doomsday weapons everywhere.
I know, that was one of the sources of information I used for the aforementioned argument. 30 nautical miles is the range, and this little non-explosive round has the force of a tomahawk missile. They also tested one in-doors and got a mid-flight picture! It had a tail of fire and a gathering of plasma around the slug.
YKTSFW they have also tested plasma weapons, energy shields (of a sort), scanners that can find you because of a reflection from your retinas, MAHEM, pain rays and sonic weapons.
YKTSFW you try to find an effective use for plasma windows/shields to help protect spacecraft against debris collisions, in aerospace class. It's really hard to theorize a good way to cover a shuttle in plasma windows...
Squidmanlolz wrote:YKTSFW you try to find an effective use for plasma windows/shields to help protect spacecraft against debris collisions, in aerospace class. It's really hard to theorize a good way to cover a shuttle in plasma windows...
Iron Curtain isn't an energy shield, it fires a projectile downward onto the incoming rocket and causes it to explode, neutralizing the effect of the shaped charge.
My class was trying to get a paper moved back because my teacher was off for a week with strep. My teacher is an absolute saint, always so nice to us, more than reasonable with grades, and very fun. But today we were arguing our case and she flipped. She was shouting about how we have already had enough time to do this paper and how we should be done by now. My class "bad boy" starts screaming back about how she was gone for too long and we need an extension to ask questions and get it proofread. So half my class jumps in and starts arguing on his side while the other half (giant tools) were on my teachers side. Eventually about 5 kids were ordered out of the room, and another 7 are getting auto 0s on the paper
Bro, are you in 6th grade? Sending kids out of a room because of a disagreement is really an immature tactic. My teacher would just probably punch you in the mouth.
killykavekommando wrote:Bro, are you in 6th grade? Sending kids out of a room because of a disagreement is really an immature tactic. My teacher would just probably punch you in the mouth.
Where do you go to school Are teachers would just take are computers away.
killykavekommando wrote:Bro, are you in 6th grade? Sending kids out of a room because of a disagreement is really an immature tactic. My teacher would just probably punch you in the mouth.
Where do you go to school Are teachers would just take are computers away.
I would gladly give up the computer I use at school. Peace of crap windows laptop.
killykavekommando wrote:Bro, are you in 6th grade? Sending kids out of a room because of a disagreement is really an immature tactic. My teacher would just probably punch you in the mouth.
10th actually, but I go to a school where it's very sheltered
killykavekommando wrote:Bro, are you in 6th grade? Sending kids out of a room because of a disagreement is really an immature tactic. My teacher would just probably punch you in the mouth.
10th actually, but I go to a school where it's very sheltered
Ah, they feed you to the wolves where I go. (The 'wolves' being everyone and 'they' being whoever applied you there) At least no one smokes here, only in fear of being head locked by the vice-principal, Hulk Hogan
YKTSFW the horns on your KoS conversion constantly fall off so you cut some off a pink horror to use instead.
YKTSFW fiends are $40, so you decide to try to sculpt your own.
YKTSFW doing all this you have an assembled battleforce of Tau with a couple painted models taunting you to work on them instead as you know they won't be automatically shut down by some armies, they'd at least have a slight chance.
two weeks!
