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Post by: im2randomghgh
killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:NL_Cirrus wrote:When you set up to play a game and realize neither you or your opponent has any idea what your doing and no one has a rule book.
Done that before, never will again!
Because now you know what you're doing?
I do, more or less, but I still refer to the book for vehicle crap.
I refer to it for assault crap. Being a tau player I never really had to learn about that.
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Post by: Belexar
When your oponent brings their four-year-old to the game.
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Post by: Makarov
When some says that the FLGS plays warhammer, and when you go with all of your crap. You find out it was fantasy, and no 40k what so ever. When you lose more of your army to friendly fire/dangerous terrain. Thank to enemy fire.
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Post by: killykavekommando
im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:NL_Cirrus wrote:When you set up to play a game and realize neither you or your opponent has any idea what your doing and no one has a rule book.
Done that before, never will again!
Because now you know what you're doing?
I do, more or less, but I still refer to the book for vehicle crap.
I refer to it for assault crap. Being a tau player I never really had to learn about that.
Me too, sometimes. Mostly just referring to assault grenades and different ccws
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Post by: im2randomghgh
killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:NL_Cirrus wrote:When you set up to play a game and realize neither you or your opponent has any idea what your doing and no one has a rule book.
Done that before, never will again!
Because now you know what you're doing?
I do, more or less, but I still refer to the book for vehicle crap.
I refer to it for assault crap. Being a tau player I never really had to learn about that.
Me too, sometimes. Mostly just referring to assault grenades and different ccws
I honestly don't know why they have so many kinds of CCW in a game with guns. A heavy bolter would easily be able to cut down an entire bayonet charging guard blob, logically. But apparently miniguns only fire 18 times per battle in the 41st millenium
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Post by: Hammer18
im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:NL_Cirrus wrote:When you set up to play a game and realize neither you or your opponent has any idea what your doing and no one has a rule book.
Done that before, never will again!
Because now you know what you're doing?
I do, more or less, but I still refer to the book for vehicle crap.
I refer to it for assault crap. Being a tau player I never really had to learn about that.
Me too, sometimes. Mostly just referring to assault grenades and different ccws
I honestly don't know why they have so many kinds of CCW in a game with guns. A heavy bolter would easily be able to cut down an entire bayonet charging guard blob, logically. But apparently miniguns only fire 18 times per battle in the 41st millenium 
You have obviously forgotten that logic has nothing to do with this game.
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Post by: killykavekommando
Hammer18 wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:NL_Cirrus wrote:When you set up to play a game and realize neither you or your opponent has any idea what your doing and no one has a rule book.
Done that before, never will again!
Because now you know what you're doing?
I do, more or less, but I still refer to the book for vehicle crap.
I refer to it for assault crap. Being a tau player I never really had to learn about that.
Me too, sometimes. Mostly just referring to assault grenades and different ccws
I honestly don't know why they have so many kinds of CCW in a game with guns. A heavy bolter would easily be able to cut down an entire bayonet charging guard blob, logically. But apparently miniguns only fire 18 times per battle in the 41st millenium 
You have obviously forgotten that logic has nothing to do with this game.
I miss 4th ed
That's when I started, and it was better than 5th ed.
4th ed actually applied physics and 'real' psychology (i,e, target priority tests etc.)
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Post by: im2randomghgh
killykavekommando wrote:Hammer18 wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:NL_Cirrus wrote:When you set up to play a game and realize neither you or your opponent has any idea what your doing and no one has a rule book.
Done that before, never will again!
Because now you know what you're doing?
I do, more or less, but I still refer to the book for vehicle crap.
I refer to it for assault crap. Being a tau player I never really had to learn about that.
Me too, sometimes. Mostly just referring to assault grenades and different ccws
I honestly don't know why they have so many kinds of CCW in a game with guns. A heavy bolter would easily be able to cut down an entire bayonet charging guard blob, logically. But apparently miniguns only fire 18 times per battle in the 41st millenium 
You have obviously forgotten that logic has nothing to do with this game.
I miss 4th ed
That's when I started, and it was better than 5th ed.
4th ed actually applied physics and 'real' psychology (i,e, target priority tests etc.)
4ed was a good time for Tau.
Fish O' Fury FTW!
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Post by: Castiel
Ahhhhh, quote pyramid, its huge!!!
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Post by: Ashiraya
It's the Quote pyramid, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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Post by: im2randomghgh
BrotherHaraldus wrote:It's the Quote pyramid, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Then SOMEONE quote it! I can't, since I was the most recent quote-r
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Post by: killykavekommando
im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:Hammer18 wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:NL_Cirrus wrote:When you set up to play a game and realize neither you or your opponent has any idea what your doing and no one has a rule book.
Done that before, never will again!
Because now you know what you're doing?
I do, more or less, but I still refer to the book for vehicle crap.
I refer to it for assault crap. Being a tau player I never really had to learn about that.
Me too, sometimes. Mostly just referring to assault grenades and different ccws
I honestly don't know why they have so many kinds of CCW in a game with guns. A heavy bolter would easily be able to cut down an entire bayonet charging guard blob, logically. But apparently miniguns only fire 18 times per battle in the 41st millenium 
You have obviously forgotten that logic has nothing to do with this game.
I miss 4th ed
That's when I started, and it was better than 5th ed.
4th ed actually applied physics and 'real' psychology (i,e, target priority tests etc.)
4ed was a good time for Tau.
Fish O' Fury FTW!
THIS IS NOT A QUOTE PYRAMID THIS IS A DISCUSSION
Anywho, 4th ed was when I could take on MEQs confidently. I miss the golden age of the commie fish!
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Post by: Skits
You know that sinking feeling when...
... your Chaos Dreadnought goes crazy with Fire Frenzy on the first turn of the game... (and shoots a heavy flamer and bolter that can't hurt it at your strategically-placed Land Raider, whew)
... then rolls Fire Frenzy AGAIN on the second turn...
... AND the fourth turn...
... AND the fifth turn...
... Then FINALLY rolls something that's not a Fire Frenzy after getting one of its combat arms shot off - instead it rolls a Blood Rage! It's angry about its missing arm! It moves towards the closest enemy, the enemy HQ! Finally, some progress! It's actually going somewhere instead of pissing impotently into the wind with a flamer! It looks like it can make it into combat, too! Then it rolls to run...
... and rolls a one on its run...
... leaving it seven inches away from said HQ unit that it really wanted to punch in the face.
/sigh
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Post by: MrMerlin
Skits wrote:You know that sinking feeling when...
... your Chaos Dreadnought goes crazy with Fire Frenzy on the first turn of the game... (and shoots a heavy flamer and bolter that can't hurt it at your strategically-placed Land Raider, whew)
... then rolls Fire Frenzy AGAIN on the second turn...
... AND the fourth turn...
... AND the fifth turn...
... Then FINALLY rolls something that's not a Fire Frenzy after getting one of its combat arms shot off - instead it rolls a Blood Rage! It's angry about its missing arm! It moves towards the closest enemy, the enemy HQ! Finally, some progress! It's actually going somewhere instead of pissing impotently into the wind with a flamer! It looks like it can make it into combat, too! Then it rolls to run...
... and rolls a one on its run...
... leaving it seven inches away from said HQ unit that it really wanted to punch in the face.
/sigh
lols, sounds like you had an awful lot of fun with your dred
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Post by: tarnish
Ridealgh wrote:You get the sinking feeling when you take salamnders fluff based army and a necron guy takes fire lord on 3 Shards of C'tan
Yearh especially because its not legal. each ability can only be taken once.
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Post by: killykavekommando
MrMerlin wrote:Skits wrote:You know that sinking feeling when...
... your Chaos Dreadnought goes crazy with Fire Frenzy on the first turn of the game... (and shoots a heavy flamer and bolter that can't hurt it at your strategically-placed Land Raider, whew)
... then rolls Fire Frenzy AGAIN on the second turn...
... AND the fourth turn...
... AND the fifth turn...
... Then FINALLY rolls something that's not a Fire Frenzy after getting one of its combat arms shot off - instead it rolls a Blood Rage! It's angry about its missing arm! It moves towards the closest enemy, the enemy HQ! Finally, some progress! It's actually going somewhere instead of pissing impotently into the wind with a flamer! It looks like it can make it into combat, too! Then it rolls to run...
... and rolls a one on its run...
... leaving it seven inches away from said HQ unit that it really wanted to punch in the face.
/sigh
lols, sounds like you had an awful lot of fun with your dred 
Your dred is like a defiant three year old on steroids!
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Post by: im2randomghgh
killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:Hammer18 wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:NL_Cirrus wrote:When you set up to play a game and realize neither you or your opponent has any idea what your doing and no one has a rule book.
Done that before, never will again!
Because now you know what you're doing?
I do, more or less, but I still refer to the book for vehicle crap.
I refer to it for assault crap. Being a tau player I never really had to learn about that.
Me too, sometimes. Mostly just referring to assault grenades and different ccws
I honestly don't know why they have so many kinds of CCW in a game with guns. A heavy bolter would easily be able to cut down an entire bayonet charging guard blob, logically. But apparently miniguns only fire 18 times per battle in the 41st millenium 
You have obviously forgotten that logic has nothing to do with this game.
I miss 4th ed
That's when I started, and it was better than 5th ed.
4th ed actually applied physics and 'real' psychology (i,e, target priority tests etc.)
4ed was a good time for Tau.
Fish O' Fury FTW!
THIS IS NOT A QUOTE PYRAMID THIS IS A DISCUSSION
Anywho, 4th ed was when I could take on MEQs confidently. I miss the golden age of the commie fish!
One thing I used to do for larger points games was 6 units of FW with DF and 3 units of PF with devilfish and use my nine D-fish for the ultimate version of Fish O' Fury. Basically park my whole army behind them and watch the rage.
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Post by: killykavekommando
im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:Hammer18 wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:NL_Cirrus wrote:When you set up to play a game and realize neither you or your opponent has any idea what your doing and no one has a rule book.
Done that before, never will again!
Because now you know what you're doing?
I do, more or less, but I still refer to the book for vehicle crap.
I refer to it for assault crap. Being a tau player I never really had to learn about that.
Me too, sometimes. Mostly just referring to assault grenades and different ccws
I honestly don't know why they have so many kinds of CCW in a game with guns. A heavy bolter would easily be able to cut down an entire bayonet charging guard blob, logically. But apparently miniguns only fire 18 times per battle in the 41st millenium 
You have obviously forgotten that logic has nothing to do with this game.
I miss 4th ed
That's when I started, and it was better than 5th ed.
4th ed actually applied physics and 'real' psychology (i,e, target priority tests etc.)
4ed was a good time for Tau.
Fish O' Fury FTW!
THIS IS NOT A QUOTE PYRAMID THIS IS A DISCUSSION
Anywho, 4th ed was when I could take on MEQs confidently. I miss the golden age of the commie fish!
One thing I used to do for larger points games was 6 units of FW with DF and 3 units of PF with devilfish and use my nine D-fish for the ultimate version of Fish O' Fury. Basically park my whole army behind them and watch the rage.
Very similar to what I do, just i use smaller proportions
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Post by: Skits
killykavekommando wrote:MrMerlin wrote:Skits wrote:You know that sinking feeling when...
... your Chaos Dreadnought goes crazy with Fire Frenzy on the first turn of the game... (and shoots a heavy flamer and bolter that can't hurt it at your strategically-placed Land Raider, whew)
... then rolls Fire Frenzy AGAIN on the second turn...
... AND the fourth turn...
... AND the fifth turn...
... Then FINALLY rolls something that's not a Fire Frenzy after getting one of its combat arms shot off - instead it rolls a Blood Rage! It's angry about its missing arm! It moves towards the closest enemy, the enemy HQ! Finally, some progress! It's actually going somewhere instead of pissing impotently into the wind with a flamer! It looks like it can make it into combat, too! Then it rolls to run...
... and rolls a one on its run...
... leaving it seven inches away from said HQ unit that it really wanted to punch in the face.
/sigh
lols, sounds like you had an awful lot of fun with your dred 
Your dred is like a defiant three year old on steroids!
Something like that, yeah. XD Certainly made for an entertaining game. Fortunately the rest of my army made up for my dread's impotence, hehehe.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
SO MANY QUOTE PYRAMIDS! Anyway...
You know that sinking feeling you get when you turn your back on your megaforce for 2 minutes fumbling for a bit in your bitz box and most of the sprues for the Drop Pod, Land Raider and Tactical Squads are in the hands of a small child with wire clippers and glue...
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Post by: im2randomghgh
BlapBlapBlap wrote:SO MANY QUOTE PYRAMIDS! Anyway...
You know that sinking feeling you get when you turn your back on your megaforce for 2 minutes fumbling for a bit in your bitz box and most of the sprues for the Drop Pod, Land Raider and Tactical Squads are in the hands of a small child with wire clippers and glue...
OH DEAR GOD! You must have done some awful gak for karma to punish you like that!
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Post by: killykavekommando
im2randomghgh wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:SO MANY QUOTE PYRAMIDS! Anyway...
You know that sinking feeling you get when you turn your back on your megaforce for 2 minutes fumbling for a bit in your bitz box and most of the sprues for the Drop Pod, Land Raider and Tactical Squads are in the hands of a small child with wire clippers and glue...
OH DEAR GOD! You must have done some awful gak for karma to punish you like that!
At one time, we all were that little kid. Blap probably did something like that when he was about 10 years old.
Anywho, please recommend this thread to any people you know in real life or just through dakka. Let's make this thread a perpetual one
...When sesquipedalian loquaciousness means using overly long words to get a point across.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
OH DEAR GOD! You must have done some awful gak for karma to punish you like that!
Maybe. I managed to snatch the sprues before something terrible happened. As soon as I got them he scarpered. I seriously hope it was just a misconception, but I doubt it highly. Anyways, I still can't find the commander sprue to this day. GW shopkeeper replaced it with a brand new box, though.
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Post by: killykavekommando
BlapBlapBlap wrote:
OH DEAR GOD! You must have done some awful gak for karma to punish you like that!
Maybe. I managed to snatch the sprues before something terrible happened. As soon as I got them he scarpered. I seriously hope it was just a misconception, but I doubt it highly. Anyways, I still can't find the commander sprue to this day. GW shopkeeper replaced it with a brand new box, though.
That's too bad about the command sprue, even though it got replaced. It doesn't feel right when a model(s) is replaced by an identical one, when the original belonged to a greater whole.
...when no one has stayed on topic in about a page MORE SINKING FEELINGS YAH!
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Post by: necrovamp
I get that sinking feeling when my Terminaters deepstrike off the table.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
BlapBlapBlap wrote:
OH DEAR GOD! You must have done some awful gak for karma to punish you like that!
Maybe. I managed to snatch the sprues before something terrible happened. As soon as I got them he scarpered. I seriously hope it was just a misconception, but I doubt it highly. Anyways, I still can't find the commander sprue to this day. GW shopkeeper replaced it with a brand new box, though.
He just sounds like a bad kid tbh.
Yeah I had a kid take my Commander R'alai. My expensive, FW commander R'alai.
And also, the worst was some kid tried to steal the heavy railgun on my manta. There are no replacement parts, if I hadn't gotten it back, I would have had to drop ANOTHER 1500$ on a brand new manta...and I'd have three.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
That sinking feeling when someone drives a Furioso with Blood Talons into your biggest Boyz Mob
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Post by: templarsandorks?
You know that sinking feeling when the first thing your opponent says is a yo momma joke
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
That sinking feeling you get when your DC Dread with all relevant upgrades falls 2 inches away (through Dif Terrain) from your opponents melta-deathstar unit.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
That sinking feeling my opponent's termie-heavy army gets when I explain that each of my nine XV9s gets 2D3 melta a turn at BS4 with 2W per model and S/T 5
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
That sinking feeling as you immobilize your land speeder with Kaldor Draigo 5 INCHES AWAY! Still annoyed as it was my ally who hit it with a thunder hammer.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
That sinking feeling when Lelith Hesperax destroy an entire Firewarrior squad in one charge
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Post by: killykavekommando
im2randomghgh wrote:That sinking feeling when Lelith Hesperax destroy an entire Firewarrior squad in one charge 
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
You know that sinking feeling when you open up your paints case only to find you forgot to put caps on your now mashed-up brushes Automatically Appended Next Post: You know that sinking feeling on your face as you bash your head on some Chaos Marines. Automatically Appended Next Post: That sinking feeling as you hug your cat then remember about the GS that is in your hand...
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Post by: killykavekommando
Blap, thank you for becoming a member of the sinking feeling crew! Enjoy your club membershipness!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
You know that sinking feeling as you manage to DS a Furioso behind your friends Ravage Gunship only to remember you can't assault on the turn you deep strike...
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Post by: killykavekommando
BlapBlapBlap wrote:You know that sinking feeling as you manage to DS a Furioso behind your friends Ravage Gunship only to remember you can't assault on the turn you deep strike...
pinoypower did that with a trygon behind my hammerhead and crisis suits. My missile pod-plasma rifle-multi tracker suits were pissed...
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Post by: MrMerlin
that sinking feeling when you find out that you paint waaaay too slowly..... takes me 6h to do a troop guy....
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Post by: tarnish
I get that sinking feeling when i come back to my table after a tourny and some brat helped me pack up my marines by breaking off all their bolters and neatly putting them into the box.... he honestly thought he was helping out...
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Post by: McNinja
Brother SRM wrote:
You see a poster on a forum posting about his original race for the game and their accompanying rules.
Whats wrong with that?
When you miss all of your lascannon shots against an immobilized Rhino.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
...When you drop your manta...
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Post by: Billagio
MikZor wrote:That sinking feeling when you roll a 1 with a 2+ Sv
That right there, is a true sinking feeling.
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Post by: forruner_mercy
im2randomghgh wrote:...When you drop your manta...
Oh...oh wow. That sucks.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
forruner_mercy wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:...When you drop your manta...
Oh...oh wow. That sucks.
Sucks to the tune of 1500$.
So I bought a second, and somehow managed to fix the first, so now I have two.
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Post by: Squidmanlolz
How on earth did you have $3000 to spend on warhammer in one place?
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Post by: im2randomghgh
Squidmanlolz wrote:How on earth did you have $3000 to spend on warhammer in one place?
By...owning money...idk, what do you want me to say to that?
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Post by: Squidmanlolz
Fair enough, my usually broke ass doesn't understand money.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
Squidmanlolz wrote:Fair enough, my usually broke ass doesn't understand money.
Well it's this green stuff people really like and will do anything for...wait a minute, we're talking about money right?
And it's all colourful and lovely looking in Canada.
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Post by: killykavekommando
im2randomghgh wrote:Squidmanlolz wrote:Fair enough, my usually broke ass doesn't understand money.
Well it's this green stuff people really like and will do anything for...wait a minute, we're talking about money right?
And it's all colourful and lovely looking in Canada.
Doesn't Canadian money look like play money or something?
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Post by: Squidmanlolz
I think so, I know that Brazilian money is all pink and purple.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:Squidmanlolz wrote:Fair enough, my usually broke ass doesn't understand money.
Well it's this green stuff people really like and will do anything for...wait a minute, we're talking about money right?
And it's all colourful and lovely looking in Canada.
Doesn't Canadian money look like play money or something?
No, when held beside american money it just makes the american stuff look like the printer was low on ink.
Having lived in both Canada and the United States of America I can impartially say northern doh is prettier.
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Post by: killykavekommando
im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:Squidmanlolz wrote:Fair enough, my usually broke ass doesn't understand money.
Well it's this green stuff people really like and will do anything for...wait a minute, we're talking about money right?
And it's all colourful and lovely looking in Canada.
Doesn't Canadian money look like play money or something?
No, when held beside american money it just makes the american stuff look like the printer was low on ink.
Having lived in both Canada and the United States of America I can impartially say northern doh is prettier.
Japanese money (lived early years in Japan) looks like an ink-covered piece of art.
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Post by: liquidjoshi
When Belial and his Retinue scatter so Belials head materialises in the prow of a Raider... and you proceed to roll a 1 on the mishap table. about 600 points down the toilet in a 1500 point game. When you hear that loud snapping sound as you lift your case up. When your opponent literally flips the table - with your 2000 point footslogging guard army on it. When chavs walk into the FLGS. When you're playing a game on the table closest to the door when said chavs walk in. And everyone else is out getting food / on the can. I can gladly say I haven't experienced the above one.
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Post by: Brennian
When you put a weirdboy in a green tide and you roll the deepstrike power and you scatter of the board
bye bye 100 orks
Never again fielded a weirdboy in an ork army
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Post by: necrovamp
When you walk into a GW with £50/$80 and walk out with just 1 model....
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
You know that sinking feeling as some greasy-palmed child picks up your freshly converted and painted Master Belial of the Deathwing and breaks off his thunder hammer...
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Post by: killykavekommando
BlapBlapBlap wrote:You know that sinking feeling as some greasy-palmed child picks up your freshly converted and painted Master Belial of the Deathwing and breaks off his thunder hammer...
THIS MEANS WAR
I hate when little kids go 'dis is da so cool! look I fixed it!' and snap in half Farsight's METAL arm
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Post by: MrMerlin
killykavekommando wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:You know that sinking feeling as some greasy-palmed child picks up your freshly converted and painted Master Belial of the Deathwing and breaks off his thunder hammer...
THIS MEANS WAR
I hate when little kids go 'dis is da so cool! look I fixed it!' and snap in half Farsight's METAL arm
when a kid pics up your primed warboss and states that it must have taken you only a few second to finish his paint job, because you just had to dip him in the pot, right?
or when the kid sees your unprimed metal snikrot and asks why you painted him all metal
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
MrMerlin wrote:killykavekommando wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:You know that sinking feeling as some greasy-palmed child picks up your freshly converted and painted Master Belial of the Deathwing and breaks off his thunder hammer...
THIS MEANS WAR
I hate when little kids go 'dis is da so cool! look I fixed it!' and snap in half Farsight's METAL arm
when a kid pics up your primed warboss and states that it must have taken you only a few second to finish his paint job, because you just had to dip him in the pot, right?
or when the kid sees your unprimed metal snikrot and asks why you painted him all metal
That is quite hilarious, actually. Did you drop Snikrot on his toes just to show that he is metal?
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Post by: MrMerlin
BlapBlapBlap wrote:MrMerlin wrote:killykavekommando wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:You know that sinking feeling as some greasy-palmed child picks up your freshly converted and painted Master Belial of the Deathwing and breaks off his thunder hammer...
THIS MEANS WAR
I hate when little kids go 'dis is da so cool! look I fixed it!' and snap in half Farsight's METAL arm
when a kid pics up your primed warboss and states that it must have taken you only a few second to finish his paint job, because you just had to dip him in the pot, right?
or when the kid sees your unprimed metal snikrot and asks why you painted him all metal
That is quite hilarious, actually. Did you drop Snikrot on his toes just to show that he is metal?
lol. no i didnt, cou cant imagine how much work it was to pin him  cause the first glue i used just messed everything up and wouldnt allow other glues to stick to it..... i guess that could go as another sinking feeling
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Post by: 4oursword
When 50+ Guardsmen outflank onto your home objective in chimeras.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you find that your only infantry unit on the board (DC) is being shot by AT weapons from all angles. Clue's in the name. SHOOT ALL MY DREADNOUGHTS WITH YOUR FETHING BRIGHTLANCE! NOT MY GUYS!
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Post by: Makarov
When you have been playing 40k for 3 years, and still haven't won a single game...
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Post by: Squidmanlolz
4oursword wrote:When 50+ Guardsmen outflank onto your home objective in chimeras.
Best. Trick. Ever.
Throw in some Vendettas and you are fethed!
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Post by: killykavekommando
Squidmanlolz wrote:4oursword wrote:When 50+ Guardsmen outflank onto your home objective in chimeras.
Best. Trick. Ever.
Throw in some Vendettas and you are fethed!
I do the same thing with Devilfish and crisis suits! Ask Pinoypower or Knox about that sinking feeling
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Post by: im2randomghgh
When a small child tries to EAT YOUR BROADSIDE!!! and then his mother yells at you for not keeping an eye on him and making sure he didn't try.
Isn't that her job?
Oh and that sinking feeling when you finish modelling for the evening and super-glue your hand to your dog's head
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Post by: killykavekommando
im2randomghgh wrote:When a small child tries to EAT YOUR BROADSIDE!!! and then his mother yells at you for not keeping an eye on him and making sure he didn't try.
Isn't that her job?
Depends if you were neglecting the kid that you were supposed to be babysitting.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
That sinking feeling as you realize how much money you just spent on a model that you don't like and is absolute garbage in a game. Automatically Appended Next Post: You know that sinking feeling every time you see a parent shell out for their spoilt child's AoBR set because they enjoyed the starter game where the rules are dumbed down significantly. Most of the time you never see them again. Automatically Appended Next Post: im2randomghgh wrote:When a small child tries to EAT YOUR BROADSIDE!!! and then his mother yells at you for not keeping an eye on him and making sure he didn't try.
Isn't that her job?
Oh and that sinking feeling when you finish modelling for the evening and super-glue your hand to your dog's head 
Both of these stories are actually hilarious.
"Oh look, it's a hard scale model, but it's coloured, so it's candy! Let's dig in!
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Post by: UltramarineRV
You know that sinking feeling when YOUR CODEX along with YOUR RULEBOOK and oh lets say.... 6000 $ in cost fully painted army.... GOES MISSING IN THE STORE, and theres a kid driving away looking extremely pleased.
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Post by: Notod
Your opponent is fielding 3 basilisks,
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Post by: McNinja
UltramarineRV wrote:You know that sinking feeling when YOUR CODEX along with YOUR RULEBOOK and oh lets say.... 6000 $ in cost fully painted army.... GOES MISSING IN THE STORE, and theres a kid driving away looking extremely pleased.
police time. Did that situation get resolved? Or does someone who isn't you have the army?
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Post by: UltramarineRV
@ McNinja
Thankfully it wasnt my army, it was the jerk player of the canadian GW that i visit when i go there. He left his stuff near the door, and was gloating to everyone after he beat me in a close game... A kid drops by, hangs out for a bit, then leaves for a "donought"... I was happy that he lost his army, because I had that look that said, "karma's a bitch dude :3"
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Post by: im2randomghgh
When I am playing a fellow tau player, and he insists that broadsides can be troops, elites or HS -_- he ACTAUALLY brought 33 Broadsides!
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Post by: killykavekommando
im2randomghgh wrote:When I am playing a fellow tau player, and he insists that broadsides can be troops, elites or HS -_- he ACTAUALLY brought 33 Broadsides!
Well that's not as bad as Knox's Orks! He has as many as indicated in my avatar. Yes, that's me reacting to his first troops choice.
...When your friend describes these two 'nerds' playing monopoly with little plastic soldiers at a store that looked like a castle, and you realize that he is unknowingly talking about your hobby
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Post by: Ashiraya
You see the price of the Hive Tyrant. (my poor nid friend... first a lictor supplied WITHOUT head, and now the must-have HQ expensive as feth)
You see your allies' Nightbringer being massacred by Urien Rakarth (before new codex)
You see the AP of the dark reapers.
You realise that the Carnifex actually is quite vulnerable to lasguns. (nids again????)
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
You know that sinking feeling as you play a 500pt game with your tiny DC army and the kid across the table has proxied Calgar without you knowing. Fething Orbital Bombardment...
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Post by: RAVEN 97
You know that sinking feeling when...
You deep strike mishap
You see an Necron get back up
Your new tank dies without firing a signal shot in its first game
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you get round to reading Codex: DE. The standard troopers are carrying weapons that are reliable enough to take down carnifexes O_O
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Post by: Nightfall
when you brake ur Favourite and Best painted Model
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you (rookie times) put down your basic painted orks and play someone with ok painting who brags the entire game and tells you his secret method (It's called drybrushing, genius)
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Post by: tarnish
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you (rookie times) put down your basic painted orks and play someone with ok painting who brags the entire game and tells you his secret method (It's called drybrushing, genius)
No no no, drybrushing is a well kept secret of the elite gamers. Its a conspiracy infact
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Greetings felllow Zim fan!
That sinking feeling as the LGS's Music system plays the same tracks that have been wanting to be updated for about, ummm, 4 YEARS!
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Post by: Commisar Von Humps
You know that sinking feeling when a theater group walks into the store wondering whats happening, and one of them knocks your custom BT marshal, that you just painted....and well for a change, and it shatters into a vast amount of bits that you scavenged every where for.
And then they all run out.
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Post by: lowmanjason
When your a necron player and went from 4th ed to 5th ed. (before the new codex)
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Post by: daveNYC
tarnish wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you (rookie times) put down your basic painted orks and play someone with ok painting who brags the entire game and tells you his secret method (It's called drybrushing, genius)
No no no, drybrushing is a well kept secret of the elite gamers. Its a conspiracy infact 
Great, now we're going to have to mindwipe everyone on this thread. Good thing you didn't mention washes.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
daveNYC wrote:tarnish wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you (rookie times) put down your basic painted orks and play someone with ok painting who brags the entire game and tells you his secret method (It's called drybrushing, genius)
No no no, drybrushing is a well kept secret of the elite gamers. Its a conspiracy infact 
Great, now we're going to have to mindwipe everyone on this thread. Good thing you didn't mention washes.
Oh yes, he also mentioned he washes down his models with Badab Black (Possibly the WORST wash to use one his Imperial Fists)
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Post by: killykavekommando
BlapBlapBlap wrote:daveNYC wrote:tarnish wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you (rookie times) put down your basic painted orks and play someone with ok painting who brags the entire game and tells you his secret method (It's called drybrushing, genius)
No no no, drybrushing is a well kept secret of the elite gamers. Its a conspiracy infact 
Great, now we're going to have to mindwipe everyone on this thread. Good thing you didn't mention washes.
Oh yes, he also mentioned he washes down his models with Badab Black (Possibly the WORST wash to use one his Imperial Fists)
I am the OP of this thread, and I decree you are imprisoned for releasing the secrets of washes AND dry brushing. Case CLOSED.
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Post by: necrovamp
that sinking feeling when you pick up your army case and realise you didn't shut the clasps properly, right in front of everyone at the GW HQ in Lenton. Man that was emabarasing.
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Post by: helgrenze
..... When you take a photo of your newly converted and painted mini to post on Dakka and notice that the mini has "raccoon eyes".
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
That sinking feeling when a single Khorne Berserker manages to kill your Assault Marine squad and proceeds to your scouts.
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Post by: sudojoe
When you field alot of mech and the damn necron storm lord has rolled 6's for over half your tanks on turn 1.
when it's turn 4 and it's STILL night fighting!!!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you play a veteran player with a printout rulebook.
When you pick up a christmas present for your brother who is coming back from Norway for christmas and the clerk at GW goes "You're starting another army?!" (I've been tring to find a fun army to play for some time, so I've been drifting between them)
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Post by: killykavekommando
BlapBlapBlap wrote:
When you pick up a christmas present for your brother who is coming back from Norway for christmas and the clerk at GW goes "You're starting another army?!" (I've been tring to find a fun army to play for some time, so I've been drifting between them)
My FLGS just knows me as 'hey, you're that brown tau guy!' because I did a game against Tyranids last year, and by the end of the game, half of the tourney players were crowded around the table. I won by just a single squad of pathfinders without a devilfish. Damn, tervigons are hard to kill in CQB.
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Post by: azazel the cat
You know that sinking feeling when... Calgar gets sucked into the Monoltih's Portal of Exile.
You know that sinking feeling when... the Monolith's Particle Whip scatters back onto itself, and glances itself to immobilized.
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Post by: tarnish
azazel the cat wrote:You know that sinking feeling when... Calgar gets sucked into the Monoltih's Portal of Exile.
You know that sinking feeling when... the Monolith's Particle Whip scatters back onto itself, and glances itself to immobilized.
Allways remember that scatter can only go half the way backwards from the start scatter point. and that its not full str unless the middle of the template is on it. So really, that cant happen.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
When you realize that crisis suits, the ultimate unit for tau, isn't that great.
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Post by: AtomicEngineer
When you have really bad rolls of the dice, and it just keeps happening.
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Post by: tarnish
im2randomghgh wrote:When you realize that crisis suits, the ultimate unit for tau, isn't that great.
Yup. thats when i decided to stop playing them. the crisis are just that. a crisis. for you. the one who fields them.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
tarnish wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:When you realize that crisis suits, the ultimate unit for tau, isn't that great.
Yup. thats when i decided to stop playing them. the crisis are just that. a crisis. for you. the one who fields them.
Piranha TX-42 is great for that. Crisis suits with an AV, basically.
Or plasma broadsides, since you'll have hella points left after getting rid of your XV8s.
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Post by: killykavekommando
Hey, guys! I've made some guidelines to becoming a sinking feeler!
1: post at least 8 times on this thread (doesn't have to be exact, just post enough so that we sorta recognize your avatar)
2: PM me so that I can add you to the sinking feeler list
3: Add a link to this thread into your sig!
Im2randomghgh, BlapBlapBlap, and whoever else has the link already in their sig BEFORE THIS POST is part of the crew already.
...When you realize that no one is going to join the club
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Post by: im2randomghgh
killykavekommando wrote:Hey, guys! I've made some guidelines to becoming a sinking feeler!
1: post at least 8 times on this thread (doesn't have to be exact, just post enough so that we sorta recognize your avatar)
2: PM me so that I can add you to the sinking feeler list
3: Add a link to this thread into your sig!
Im2randomghgh, BlapBlapBlap, and whoever else has the link already in their sig BEFORE THIS POST is part of the crew already.
...When you realize that no one is going to join the club
...When you realize no one who isn't already in the club or a mod will ever see this, ever.
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Post by: killykavekommando
im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:Hey, guys! I've made some guidelines to becoming a sinking feeler!
1: post at least 8 times on this thread (doesn't have to be exact, just post enough so that we sorta recognize your avatar)
2: PM me so that I can add you to the sinking feeler list
3: Add a link to this thread into your sig!
Im2randomghgh, BlapBlapBlap, and whoever else has the link already in their sig BEFORE THIS POST is part of the crew already.
...When you realize that no one is going to join the club
...When you realize no one who isn't already in the club or a mod will ever see this, ever.
That's why we SPAM ADVERTISE!
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Post by: McNinja
azazel the cat wrote:
You know that sinking feeling when... the Monolith's Particle Whip scatters back onto itself, and glances itself to immobilized.
Necrons: their technology is so advanced, they hurt themselves.
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Post by: guyperson5
When your giant 20 man squad of Khorne Berzerker squad gets wiped out by a single Leman Russ.
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Post by: azazel the cat
tarnish wrote:azazel the cat wrote:You know that sinking feeling when... Calgar gets sucked into the Monoltih's Portal of Exile.
You know that sinking feeling when... the Monolith's Particle Whip scatters back onto itself, and glances itself to immobilized.
Allways remember that scatter can only go half the way backwards from the start scatter point. and that its not full str unless the middle of the template is on it. So really, that cant happen.
You know that sinking feeling when... you realize that you've been playing the game wrong for the last 5 months.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
...When you put your manta on the table, and see a dozen flak tanks and a reaver on the other side of the table.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you try and read up on your opponents list, and when you meet him again you tell him he was way over 500pts, then he declares he was using proxies.
When you find out that people have pretty much decided to cram in as many AT weapons as they can get even if fighting hordes.
When EVERY SINGLE SPECIAL WEAPON on the board is proxied to spec your army list.
Automatically Appended Next Post: When you ask a horde army player how many men he has in his army and he says 'OVER 9000!'
500th post! Automatically Appended Next Post: You know that Sinking Feeling when your opponent thinks it's funny to joke about his one-in-a-million bolt pistol shot that destroyed the final weapon on my immobilized maxed out Furioso Dreadnought. Of course it's funny. It's absolutley frikkin' hilarious. Automatically Appended Next Post:
To get it to work you need to put at the beggining and and the end with no spaces. Automatically Appended Next Post: [*url*] at the beggining, [*/url*] at the end. Remove the * stars from the brackets.
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Post by: lowmanjason
When your necron lord uses the Viel of Darkness to DS himself and his only squad of Immortals onto some other table that somebody else is using... Bummer... Automatically Appended Next Post: When you hold your Monolith in reserve along with a full squad of 20 warriors and by turn 4 it still hasnt arrived... turn 5 comes and the Monolith gloriously arrives to find the rest of his team has left already.
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Post by: Ogard
when your friend who plays ig, fires 2 blobs of flashligts with First rank, second rank into your 8 man termie squad totally busts his rolls and only does 9 wounds and you roll 8 1s and 1 5.e for their 2+ saves....
not my proudest moment.
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Post by: lowmanjason
When a UM drop pod lands behind your 250 pt MVP squad of 5 Destroyers. Automatically Appended Next Post: when your super awsome LR and Dread gets eaten and bogged down (for the whole game) by 1 unit of 12 scarab swarms.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you buy a DC Dreadnought, and realize that no matter how many more attacks, rage makes these guys worthless.
When you finally mange to slog your tactical squad to an objective, and you have your first lesson on orbital bombardment.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
When your Put Shas'O R'alai on the table, and our opponent gets all bitchy about him being FW.
So what? He is still meant for regular, non-apoc games. Sheesh chill.
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Post by: Cryage
tarnish wrote:azazel the cat wrote:You know that sinking feeling when... Calgar gets sucked into the Monoltih's Portal of Exile.
You know that sinking feeling when... the Monolith's Particle Whip scatters back onto itself, and glances itself to immobilized.
Allways remember that scatter can only go half the way backwards from the start scatter point. and that its not full str unless the middle of the template is on it. So really, that cant happen.
Can you tell me where it says the scatter can only go half the way backwards from the start scatter point? I'd like just to have this rule on hand if it ever came up. I can't seem to find where it says on under "Blast" on page 30.... that being said I am a pretty poor reader and skim more than anything else lol.
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Post by: Vroknar
...when you realize youve spent all this time and money on a game youve never played...
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Post by: lowmanjason
When I found it was confirmed that GW completely romoved Pariahs from the new Necron codex... <oh gak...this guy again?> Automatically Appended Next Post: or when you find that this website automaticly amends the word (s-h-i-t) to "gak" after you thought everyone else was just lame for using the that word... Yeah that was my bad... Automatically Appended Next Post: while playing a necron on necron battle, turn 9 rolls around because EVERYBODY KEEPS GETTING BACK UP! Also, in said battle you can only watch helplessly as your Necron Overlord beats himself to death with his own face because the the opposing Named Lord (Trazyn) continuously uses Mindshackle Scarabs on him Automatically Appended Next Post: I'll play the shameless advertising game too! Put me on the list!
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Post by: im2randomghgh
...When your perfectly co-ordinated XV8-Piranha TX42-Pathfinder Markerlight combination does horrendous damage to necrons...and it is all undone o.O
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Post by: killykavekommando
BrotherHaraldus and Lowmanjason have joined our club of sinking feeling!
...When Blap has been around for barely a month and has as almost as many posts as I do. Darn zim fan
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Post by: Ashiraya
You know that sinking feeling when a guy walks into my FLGS... looks around...
Smiles...
States: "Hm hm hm hm hm hm.... It's like christmas morning...."
(haven't happened yet, but i have good reason to believe it will soon)
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
killykavekommando wrote:BrotherHaraldus and Lowmanjason have joined our club of sinking feeling!
...When Blap has been around for barely a month and has as almost as many posts as I do. Darn zim fan
When you realize you realize how many games you missed to get more sinking feelings spent listing sinking feelings Automatically Appended Next Post: How many hours you've spent on the computer only to find out that you're talking about a wargame you barely get to play...
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Post by: MrMerlin
when you remember that it was you who came up with the shameless ad idea  a few pages back
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Post by: liquidjoshi
When you put the link in your sig before page 24, but havn't been added to the list :(
When your Leman russ demolisher immobilises itself on terrain, but is destroyed for being part of a squad.
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Post by: lowmanjason
liquidjoshi wrote:When you put the link in your sig before page 24, but havn't been added to the list :(
When your Leman russ demolisher immobilises itself on terrain, but is destroyed for being part of a squad.
They can be part of a squad? Automatically Appended Next Post: when you got work and get nothing done because your thinking of past sinking feelings...
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Post by: Castiel
when you place your defiler on the table, and just know its going to be wrecked by turn 2, because it always is.
when you realise that SOB are actually more than just better armoured and more attractive guardsmen through the process of getting tabled (again) by turn 3.
when you realise that you have probably been tabled in about a third of all your games.
when you aren't sure if your being tabled is a bad list or you being a bad general, but suspect its the latter.
when you mock the sons of Lorgar for not being true fighters, and then my PF armed aspiring champion punches your TH/SS Termi captain into the dirt. Take that IFs!
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Post by: im2randomghgh
MrMerlin wrote:when you remember that it was you who came up with the shameless ad idea  a few pages back 
When you stare at this guy's avatar waiting for it to finish chewing it's gum, and don't realize it is a .gif until WAAAAY late
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Post by: killykavekommando
liquidjoshi wrote:When you put the link in your sig before page 24, but havn't been added to the list :(
OMG! Im SOOO sorry!
I'll add you on immediately, I knew that I forgot someone.
All good in the neighborhood?
...When you just crammed for a final for three nights of no sleep, only to realize that there are three more on the way
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Post by: im2randomghgh
killykavekommando wrote:liquidjoshi wrote:When you put the link in your sig before page 24, but havn't been added to the list :(
OMG! Im SOOO sorry!
I'll add you on immediately, I knew that I forgot someone.
All good in the neighborhood?
...When you just crammed for a final for three nights of no sleep, only to realize that there are three more on the way
9000>
Whaddaya think of that?
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Post by: killykavekommando
im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:liquidjoshi wrote:When you put the link in your sig before page 24, but havn't been added to the list :(
OMG! Im SOOO sorry!
I'll add you on immediately, I knew that I forgot someone.
All good in the neighborhood?
...When you just crammed for a final for three nights of no sleep, only to realize that there are three more on the way
9000>
Whaddaya think of that?
I feel stupid, but what do you mean?
...When you have a $12,000 iMac and youtube is still as troublesome as a $600 windows garbage can with a screen
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Post by: person6
When your Striking scorpions are assaulted by over 90 guardsmen.
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Post by: killykavekommando
person6 wrote:When your Striking scorpions are assaulted by over 90 guardsmen.
poor guardsman
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Post by: Lord Magnus
That sinking feeling when you roll all sixes, and then realize your playing fantasy and casting spells....
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Post by: Draigo
When your landraider get imobilized and surrounded by ork boyz trapping Abaddon etc inside for the entire game..
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you come in after a game has finished and a small child is yelling at his dad for breaking his Termie Chaplain off of it's base, after he thought it was plastic.
Troll.
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Post by: MrMerlin
I forgot to fix the link into my sig....
The sinking feeling you get when your brother juggles with your ork boys!! he did that once to annoy me, and he dropped one *RRRAAAAGE!!*
Automatically Appended Next Post:
The sinking feeling you get when you spend two days writing fluff, and it gets 10 views.....
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Post by: Squigsquasher
I get that sinking feeling...
When I see another "ZOMG I HAETZ FAILCOST TROLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1!" Thread. Damn I hate those things.
When you buy a metal Venomthrope and a couple of weeks later it comes out in Finecast.
When someone uses the prase "Mary Sue". Whatever that is supposed to mean.
When I get talking to some thoroughly lovely Japanese girls and never see them again...(sniff)
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Post by: MrMerlin
Squigsquasher wrote:
When I get talking to some thoroughly lovely Japanese girls and never see them again...(sniff)
I know this feeling....though not with japanese girls....
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Post by: Squigsquasher
Yes. The brilliant thing about these girls in particular was that all I had to say was "thank you" in Japanese when they moved out of the way for me, and they were instantly taken with me.
Emperor bless them...
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Post by: Brother Coa
You know that Sinking feeling you get when you are assaulting Imperial Guard lines just to have Baneblade appearing on your flank?
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Post by: Castiel
Brother Coa wrote:You know that Sinking feeling you get when you are assaulting Imperial Guard lines just to have Baneblade appearing on your flank?
Is everyone thinking what I'm thinking?
I mean that must have taken some form of tactical genius......(altogether now) CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
That sinking feeling you get when someone makes another CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED joke.
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Post by: Squigsquasher
I get that sinking feeling when someone tells me to thin my paints.
I also get that sinking feeling when Purplefood lends CREEEEEEEEEEEEED his CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, who then starts a "I HAETZ FAILCOST!!!1!!" thread, says something about Mary Sue, kidnaps those 2 Japanese girls I was on about, and tells me to thin my paints.
Damn, that was a rotten Monday.
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Post by: Deadshot
When your Str 10 weapons, such as Warp Lance, fails to do more than stun a Land Speeder, 3 times in a row.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you start painting Dark Eldar, and a small child who is peering over your shoulder is pointing to the picture on the box and saying "You're doing it wrong, stupid!"
Just cause I don't want to paint them like they are on the box doesn't mean they aren't correct.
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Post by: Deadshot
When the 700th person names your Blood Ravens as BA because you takle advantage of House rules to field a Storm Raven.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When in a team game, your partner says "Kill his Ravenwing rather than my guys, his Terminators have to scatter if you do!" Unsurprisingly, we lost.
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Post by: AtomicEngineer
When you start painting warhammer for the first time in over a year, just to have your finger swell up from an alergic reaction to somthing.
Seriously no fair.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:liquidjoshi wrote:When you put the link in your sig before page 24, but havn't been added to the list :(
OMG! Im SOOO sorry!
I'll add you on immediately, I knew that I forgot someone.
All good in the neighborhood?
...When you just crammed for a final for three nights of no sleep, only to realize that there are three more on the way
9000>
Whaddaya think of that?
but what do you mean?
Your avatar says it's over 9000 (i.e. 9000<  I said 9000>, which is to say it's under 9000.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When all of the careful painitng you put on your chappy is ruined when someone who is looking way too close smashes your arm out of the way to see it, leaving a massive Blood Red streak on his helmet from his eyes. He then talks about how rubbish the streak is, and I should really paint more carefully
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Post by: MrMerlin
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you start painting Dark Eldar, and a small child who is peering over your shoulder is pointing to the picture on the box and saying "You're doing it wrong, stupid!"
Just cause I don't want to paint them like they are on the box doesn't mean they aren't correct.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When all of the careful painitng you put on your chappy is ruined when someone who is looking way too close smashes your arm out of the way to see it, leaving a massive Blood Red streak on his helmet from his eyes. He then talks about how rubbish the streak is, and I should really paint more carefully
These two pretty much sum it up. I hate it if they happen to me.
edit:
fixd. qouted the wrong post...
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Post by: genom.cor
Good thing you dont have brush liking habit like me or that could have been alot worse. What a bummer.
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Post by: killykavekommando
Hey guys, I got a great idea! I'm going to design a sinking feeling mascot!
I'm thinking of sort of integrating my 9,000 cat, along with many of your avatars into a sinking feeling banner!
Give me some ideas, guys!
...When you GS kneepads that perfectly replicate marine corps grade keypads, and then some kid goes "why does it look like he has big warts on his knees?"
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Post by: im2randomghgh
killykavekommando wrote:Hey guys, I got a great idea! I'm going to design a sinking feeling mascot! I'm thinking of sort of integrating my 9,000 cat, along with many of your avatars into a sinking feeling banner! Give me some ideas, guys! ...When you GS kneepads that perfectly replicate marine corps grade keypads, and then some kid goes "why does it look like he has big warts on his knees?" For the banner, Take the tau battleforce picture I use, add BlapBlapBlap/Merlin's santa hat and include your 9000< caption at the bottom. You can only integrate so many and we seem to be the three largest contributers...
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Post by: Castiel
when someone else insults Lorgar. Go and read Aurelian!!!!!
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Post by: killykavekommando
Instead of me doing all of the work, why don't we have a contest?!?!?!?!?
INITIATE CONTEST NOW
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Post by: Skits
... when a tactical marine squad shoots at your terminator squad, gets two wounds, you roll to save...
... and get snake eyes.
Damnit guys, I TOLD you to keep your helmets on!
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Post by: im2randomghgh
killykavekommando wrote:Instead of me doing all of the work, why don't we have a contest?!?!?!?!?
INITIATE CONTEST NOW
Because IDK how to photoshop
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Post by: killykavekommando
Check out my sig! Made it on a website called pixlr.com (cheapo photoshop)
Search sinking feeling squad in gallery to find the banner!
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Post by: im2randomghgh
killykavekommando wrote:Check out my sig! Made it on a website called pixlr.com (cheapo photoshop)
Search sinking feeling squad in gallery to find the banner!
That is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Can't get to the gallery
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Post by: Frankenberry
...when you comment on how you'd like to collect a SM army and your friend, who currently has one, calls you lame for wanting to play anything other than IG.
...when that same friend deepstrikes every terminator he has within range of your gunline only to have your ENTIRE ARMY miss every. single. shot.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Frankenberry wrote:...when you comment on how you'd like to collect a SM army and your friend, who currently has one, calls you lame for wanting to play anything other than IG.
...when that same friend deepstrikes every terminator he has within range of your gunline only to have your ENTIRE ARMY miss every. single. shot.
Ouch. That. Must. Hurt.
When someone sees your semi decent army and he presents a badly painted AoBR Warboss, and claims that you can't paint as well as him.
When your dice land in a small patch of skulls and your opponent claims that, as they are at a minute angle, they are cocked and have to be rerolled. Cost me the game.
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Post by: Skits
My group runs by the general rule that if you can balance another dice on top of it, it isn't cocked. Saves us some arguments.
There's also the time-honoured method of settling games disputes with rock-paper-scissors.
You know that sinking feeling you get when you choose to fail leadership and run your assault marines out of combat, roll to see how far they run, move 'em back... then next turn, realise that the enemy Land Raider is RIGHT NEXT to them, so they can't regroup and have to keep running. They run again, and the Land Raider chases them right off the board.
Happened to my latest opponent, heh heh heh. I love my Land Raider. And I love that whole "can't regroup if an enemy's within six inches" rule. I've chased so many units off the board with that, it's great.
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Post by: Ashiraya
You know that sinking feeling when you realise that you gotta post more to be on the banner.
So I'll do it.
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Post by: Castiel
You know that sinking feeling when your 7 man MoK CSM squad runs off the board because of an immobilised enemy Dreadnaught within 6" ! (Thanks Skits for reminding me!)
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Castiel wrote:You know that sinking feeling when your 7 man MoK CSM squad runs off the board because of an immobilised enemy Dreadnaught within 6" ! (Thanks Skits for reminding me!)
Can't tell if rules fail or... Yeah, rules fail.
That sinking feeling when You opponent only takes three wounds in total in a game. And two are on his Librarian.
I lost one Terminator in that 2000 point game
Annihilated the other guy.
That sinking feeling when Mordrak drops down next to your IG gunline - and you left the Plasma at home...
That was a messy game.
When you decide that, halfway writing a fic, that it;s Grox Gak and decide that you need to start over. Or just not bother.
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Post by: TechMarine1
n0t_u wrote:Your opponent finishes deploying, all you see is a parking lot.
Free paking, or do I have to pay?
...When a the one unit that I'm counting on completely whifs.
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Post by: Deadshot
BlapBlapBlap wrote:
When your dice land in a small patch of skulls and your opponent claims that, as they are at a minute angle, they are cocked and have to be rerolled. Cost me the game.
Don't even get me started. We used to use a board with hills, and if they were even slightly at the bottom of the incline, they were jacked, as we call it for PC-ness. I still call it cocked though. Automatically Appended Next Post: When you see the shiny things on the GW blog, and think "I wants its, my precious."
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Post by: Castiel
when you want to start an new army, but realise you are a student and can't afford to!
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Post by: im2randomghgh
When your FLGS wants to take pictures of your scenic hammerhead and you're all proud, but they didn't have their camera that week and had lost interest by the following week :(
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
You know that sinking feeling when you paint your Archon, and then your sister puts glitter on him to make it pretty.
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Post by: Frankenberry
...when you finally finish a Valkyrie, only to realize that you glued the canopy over the unpainted cockpit and pilots.
...when you're getting ready to ship an order for a trade, you seal the box, and realize you left half the order NEXT to the box.
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Post by: UltramarineRV
you know that sinking feeling when you walk into your FLGS and have nothing to paint or build, and nobody is up for a game. We have a store rule where everyone HAS to be doing something hobby related.
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Post by: killykavekommando
Hey, guys!
To add the banner to your sig, just go to the gallery and search 40k sinking feeling squad. Give some feedback?
I'd love to see what you guys have made, so just post away!
...When mods don't get that you posted a 40k related image and it isn't HR Geiger abstract art, so they remove it from the gallery.
Happy Sinking!
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Post by: UltramarineRV
You know that singing feeling when you see a thread start to become a fad.... Turtle pie anyone?
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Post by: im2randomghgh
UltramarineRV wrote:You know that singing feeling when you see a thread start to become a fad.... Turtle pie anyone?
IT IS NOT A FAD. IT WILL NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE. IT'S CLASSY.
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Post by: killykavekommando
im2randomghgh wrote:UltramarineRV wrote:You know that singing feeling when you see a thread start to become a fad.... Turtle pie anyone?
IT IS NOT A FAD. IT WILL NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE. IT'S CLASSY.
SINKING FOR THE SINKING GOD!!!!!
Wait! We need to design a new chaos god!
The god of sinking! I did the banner, so you guys do this one!
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Post by: UltramarineRV
killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:UltramarineRV wrote:You know that singing feeling when you see a thread start to become a fad.... Turtle pie anyone?
IT IS NOT A FAD. IT WILL NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE. IT'S CLASSY.
SINKING FOR THE SINKING GOD!!!!!
Wait! We need to design a new chaos god!
The god of sinking! I did the banner, so you guys do this one!
very well, as thou wishest
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you see that you were one of the first people in the club, and yet you still aren't on the banner.
When your opponent feels it is essential to allocate wounds completley wrong (Ok, you wounded my assault squad 7 times, I'm going to put them all on Mephiston  )
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Post by: killykavekommando
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you see that you were one of the first people in the club, and yet you still aren't on the banner.
When your opponent feels it is essential to allocate wounds completley wrong (Ok, you wounded my assault squad 7 times, I'm going to put them all on Mephiston  )
SOrry, blap! I'll work something out by monday. Automatically Appended Next Post: killykavekommando wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you see that you were one of the first people in the club, and yet you still aren't on the banner.
When your opponent feels it is essential to allocate wounds completley wrong (Ok, you wounded my assault squad 7 times, I'm going to put them all on Mephiston  )
SOrry, blap! I'll work something out by monday.
Correction, I just fixed it.
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Post by: Castiel
When you've been posting for 11 pages, and realise you have a lot of catching up to do before you can join the club!
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Post by: Deadshot
When you have a week day off school, walk inot a GW to play a game against your friends, and realise they are not off today, or are lazy b.........buggers.
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Post by: killykavekommando
Castiel wrote:When you've been posting for 11 pages, and realise you have a lot of catching up to do before you can join the club!
Don't worry, Castiel. You're part of the club already! I just only add a few people at a time. Make yourself known (maybe by entering the sinking feeling god contest  ) and I'll make you an officer of sinking!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you are rolling dice and your opponent yells out "AWESOME SAUCE!!!" as loud as possible just as you throw dice on the table.
When people quit in the middle of a game when Marneus Calgar cops it.
When people over invest in special characters, only to find that, yes, Canis Wolfborn is not immune to Lascannons!
When someone decides to their army case on the floor, not realizing the reserves I had left were on my codex, which was stowed under the table to make more game space
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Post by: killykavekommando
You all can add my banner to your sig, if you want. I own copyright, so take credit for it and die
...When no one will use my banner
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Post by: Trondheim
You know the sinking feeling when a person playing Tyrannids brings almost enthierly Gargoyels and Gaunts to a 2500 game.
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Post by: Ashiraya
You know that sinking feeling when you want to get in on the banner, but the brain is too happy to think of sinking feelings.
darn brain.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Got the Banner in my sig
When you find that someone has pilfered one of your models and starts to paint it with a drybrush
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Post by: Ashiraya
When you realise that one of the deadliest CC units you've ever seen is 50 conscirpts with a priest, and Creed.
Conscripts infiltrate, use the FC order, assault (2 S4 I4 attacks each, with rerolls, for 4 points per model)
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When after a break from GW, I come back to find *sigh* Finecast...
WHY?! I NEED A DECENT MODEL!
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Post by: killykavekommando
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When after a break from GW, I come back to find *sigh* Finecast...
WHY?! I NEED A DECENT MODEL!
Ouch, just like my break from xbox. I ended with modern warfare 2, and I come back to it with HALO REACH???? What is that gak supposed to be?
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Post by: tarnish
BrotherHaraldus wrote:When you realise that one of the deadliest CC units you've ever seen is 50 conscirpts with a priest, and Creed.
Conscripts infiltrate, use the FC order, assault (2 S4 I4 attacks each, with rerolls, for 4 points per model)
Creed lets them infiltrate? Or do they have it on their own? unless the IC has infiltrate too then they arent allowed to infiltrate. I don't think that special rules like that carry over to the IC in the unit...
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Post by: Squidmanlolz
Creed isn't an IC, he replaces a company commander, I'm not positive on his special rules.
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Post by: killykavekommando
Squidmanlolz wrote:Creed isn't an IC, he replaces a company commander, I'm not positive on his special rules.
Sounds about right.
...When only about 20% of all posts in this forum actually pertain to 40k.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
killykavekommando wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:When after a break from GW, I come back to find *sigh* Finecast...
WHY?! I NEED A DECENT MODEL!
Ouch, just like my break from xbox. I ended with modern warfare 2, and I come back to it with HALO REACH???? What is that gak supposed to be?
How DARE you!. That is the most beautiful game ever created. I want to impregnate it.
Oh and for the Chaos God of sinking feelings:
Whaaraps, the god of sinking feelings.
Colours: yellow. Yellow is the colour of confusion
Number: 1. Because.
Lesser Daemon: Sinkers, they go beneath the ground and dig a hole under you and you sink in it.
Greater Daemons: Feelers, they have tentacle-feeler things on their faces that gobble you up.
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Post by: Squidmanlolz
That sinking feeling when you finished RAGE, WTF were those last 30min???
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Post by: Kyran
..when you wake up in the morning, and realize you play tau
+1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1000
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Post by: Skits
When you realise that, no matter how you try, you're never going to be able to fit your whole army into one case.
Rassin' frassin' defiler grumble mutter.
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Post by: UltramarineRV
when you find out you lost all your round bases... IM SORRY CONVERTED AND BEAUTIFUL STERNGUARD!
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Post by: im2randomghgh
When you accidentally barbeque your firewarriors.
Read that twice if you can't absorb the awesome the first time.
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Post by: UltramarineRV
im2randomghgh wrote:When you accidentally barbeque your firewarriors.
Read that twice if you can't absorb the awesome the first time.
Naw, it's not that great, unless you put sauce on dem... How do you like you firewarriors? Rare? or Extra heresy?
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Post by: Luco
UltramarineRV wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:When you accidentally barbeque your firewarriors.
Read that twice if you can't absorb the awesome the first time.
Naw, it's not that great, unless you put sauce on dem... How do you like you firewarriors? Rare? or Extra heresy?
Extra heretical with a dash of salt please.
The sinking feeling you get when you have a deepstrike army and so does your opponent and makes you go first.
The greater sinking feeling when you mishap and the assault terminators get put in the corner
The sinking feeling you get when one of the rpers decides to toss the dwarf.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
That sinking feeling when you see Dreadfleet for the first time.
That sinking feeling as you learn that your opponents secret weapon is one maxed out Ravager. Good bye, levitating origami.
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Post by: Deadshot
Skits wrote:When you realise that, no matter how you try, you're never going to be able to fit your whole army into one case.
Rassin' frassin' defiler grumble mutter.
+1 to that. I have room in mine for a LSS, a dread, a pair of Rhino sized vehicles and a Land Raider. I have a Pred, a Vindicator, a Razor/Rhino and a pure rhino, and a LRR and an LRC..
I am reading about how I should put Palaies with my characters in a LRC, and hve my SR and LRR reak havoc, but I can only have 1 Raider!
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Post by: MrMerlin
the sinking feeling you get when you accidently paint some brown over your finished ork sking, wich took you more that an hour to archieve.....
The sinking feeling when your battlewagon full of nobs gets wrecked in turn one.....
oh and how did you manage to get my weird avatar on the image? It looks good! only thing id have done different is to make it look happy, as it always is
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Post by: Castiel
When you realise you are probably going to fail your Uni chemistry exam on Thursday because you spend so much time on Dakka!
Must Study!
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Post by: Snrub
You know that sinking feeling when you trawl through the Dakka gallery and come across something by RAAF or Nakatan and you realise that your Terminators and dioramas will never, ever look as good as theirs do.
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Post by: Deadshot
...When you look at a bunch of threads that haven't been updated in ages, and they all say that you were last to post. :(.
Depressing as gak that is.
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Post by: Frankenberry
...When you spend an hour defending your army's tactics to a SM player, only to have everything you said negated by a chapter master and deepstruck terminators.
...when you discover the Vendetta and use it, but forget it's BS3.
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Post by: Deadshot
...when you palies need 2+ to wound their target in CC, and roll a bunch of 1s. You pick them up to reroll, noly to remember that, as in every game you have played with your GK so far, you forgot to use GS to give rerolls of 1 to wound.
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Post by: Ashiraya
When you see that your friend changes armies.
A lot.
First he bought a ton of CSM, (Battleforce+termies+lord+more) and then quits almost immidiately, jumping over to eldar. Then he buys even more, paints like 5 models, before switching to GK.....
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Post by: Frankenberry
...When you spend hours on one guardsman, put him down, only to realize you've got 100 more to paint.
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Post by: Ashiraya
When you realise that the many hours you've spent building terrain, customize Planetary Empires, and so on, is worthless, because your friends prefer our FLGS.
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Post by: UltramarineRV
.... When your friend shoots your beautiful models with a bb gun, then "accidentally" shoots your ipad while you write your army list on there.
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Post by: Silentspy22
When your SAG's Raaargh scatters on top of your 700+ point deathstar unit O_o
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you invest in a megaforce, only to find that every single person tells you the contents are garbage to start a new army.
Of course, I was told this after I started assembling models
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Post by: Sunoccard
When you find that your opponent has arranged a walk of shame for a retreating Deathstar.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you find that your character has been swamped in Ork Boyz and, since he's not fearless, was destroyed
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Post by: tarnish
BrotherHaraldus wrote:When you realise that the many hours you've spent building terrain, customize Planetary Empires, and so on, is worthless, because your friends prefer our FLGS.
Great Friends...
UltramarineRV wrote:.... When your friend shoots your beautiful models with a bb gun, then "accidentally" shoots your ipad while you write your army list on there.
'
stupid and rich if he can afford that.
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Post by: MrMerlin
Frankenberry wrote:...When you spend hours on one guardsman, put him down, only to realize you've got 100 more to paint.
I know this.....i play orks....
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you find that some Tau Player (Sorry random and killy) has ravaged the painting horribly (Olive green and purple? Red as well? You look like something that ought to float in cocktail) then cannot play to save his life.
As in, moving FW straight forward towards enemy BA, then when they get locked in combat send in the closest unit, which happens to be Pathfinders. Meanwhile he's walking his Kroot around shooting, not locking in a single assault.
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Post by: MrMerlin
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you find that some Tau Player (Sorry random and killy) has ravaged the painting horribly (Olive green and purple? Red as well? You look like something that ought to float in cocktail) then cannot play to save his life.
As in, moving FW straight forward towards enemy BA, then when they get locked in combat send in the closest unit, which happens to be Pathfinders. Meanwhile he's walking his Kroot around shooting, not locking in a single assault.
epic fail.....
edit
and sorry guys, but my signature is already busy shamelessly promoting my blog....can't fit in the sf-poster
but while we're at it, WHY NOT VISIT MY BLOG?
lols
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Post by: tarnish
When you hear all the horrid stories that come out of FLGS and GW stores where people drown in Douchebags...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Someone utters the word Failcost / Finecrapst / Finecost / Insert other desperate stab at Finecast here.
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Post by: Frankenberry
tarnish wrote:When you hear all the horrid stories that come out of FLGS and GW stores where people drown in Douchebags...
Lost a couple stores that way.
...when the Avatar is the last thing between your guardsmen and the objective, has a single wound, and not only do you miss every shot...but you fail every subsequent CC roll.
Has happened to me more times than I care to remember.
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Post by: Silentspy22
MrMerlin wrote:Frankenberry wrote:...When you spend hours on one guardsman, put him down, only to realize you've got 100 more to paint.
I know this.....i play orks....
Damn right.
.....when you can't fit your two troops & one HQ in your deployment zone
I alone had 30 boyz, 30 grots, Old Zogwort, and we were playing a 2vs2 spearhead.
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Post by: killykavekommando
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you find that some Tau Player (Sorry random and killy) has ravaged the painting horribly (Olive green and purple? Red as well? You look like something that ought to float in cocktail) then cannot play to save his life.
As in, moving FW straight forward towards enemy BA, then when they get locked in combat send in the closest unit, which happens to be Pathfinders. Meanwhile he's walking his Kroot around shooting, not locking in a single assault.
Yeah, my tau don't look like power rangers. They have plain urban desert camp, much like the USMC.
Also, any even legitimately mediocrely minded tau player would know to avoid cqb as much as possible.
...When people start hating on Mac computers and say that windows is better
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Post by: stompydakka
When your opponent knocks over his Coke can, spilling it all over your Crisis suit commander. killykavekommando wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you find that some Tau Player (Sorry random and killy) has ravaged the painting horribly (Olive green and purple? Red as well? You look like something that ought to float in cocktail) then cannot play to save his life. As in, moving FW straight forward towards enemy BA, then when they get locked in combat send in the closest unit, which happens to be Pathfinders. Meanwhile he's walking his Kroot around shooting, not locking in a single assault. Yeah, my tau don't look like power rangers. They have plain urban desert camp, much like the USMC. Also, any even legitimately mediocrely minded tau player would know to avoid cqb as much as possible. ...When people start hating on Mac computers and say that windows is better Mine don't either, they have a legit brown and green sorta foresty color scheme
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Post by: killykavekommando
stompydakka wrote:When your opponent knocks over his Coke can, spilling it all over your Crisis suit commander.
Happened to me once, too. The only difference was that it was some other friend, and not my opponent. We went medieval on him.
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Post by: Rogue Wolves
you know the sinking feeling when you face a vendetta in a killteam game...
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Post by: im2randomghgh
When you're the only player at your FLGS who can do more than twenty push ups.
When you're the only player at your FLGS who can do more than ten push ups.
When you're the only player at your FLGS who can do 5 push ups.
When You sit down and hear "crunch". Sorry, Anghkor prok
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Post by: killykavekommando
Rogue Wolves wrote:you know the sinking feeling when you face a vendetta in a killteam game...
I thought that I was the only one who had ever tried the killteam scenario!
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Post by: Deadshot
killykavekommando wrote:Rogue Wolves wrote:you know the sinking feeling when you face a vendetta in a killteam game...
I thought that I was the only one who had ever tried the killteam scenario!
Try showing up to fight an all bolter Sternguard kill team with a GK Stormraven, only to be told by the Store Manager that somehow, there is an unwritten rule than vehicles are not allowed in Killteam....
when you are told by the store manager....
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Post by: im2randomghgh
What's the killteam scenario?
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Post by: Deadshot
Its a battle Mision
0-2 troopps, 0-1 FA, 0-1 Elites, no HQ or Heavy, 200pts. Small table with maxed out terrain.
3 models can get up to one USR each for free, but each must be different, so no giving all of them EW or FNP.
To win, you must reduce your opponent's model count to 50% model count. Then they take a morake test on the highest surving Ld in the army. If they pas, continue, if they fail they lose. On the next turn they take the test on -1 Ld, on the turn after -2, and so ion. Untill one player fails and his opponent doesn't,. Automatically Appended Next Post: Also, ever model counts as a one man unit, so they can be targeted sperately and shoot different targets.
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Post by: Rogue Wolves
killykavekommando wrote:Rogue Wolves wrote:you know the sinking feeling when you face a vendetta in a killteam game...
I thought that I was the only one who had ever tried the killteam scenario!
i tried it out a couple weeks ago, 1 squad of ig with 1 vendetta- thats it
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Post by: Frankenberry
...when you ask the GW guys at the local store if Ratlings are worth it, and they say "Ratlings? Is that some sort of new Veteran model?"
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Post by: killykavekommando
Rogue Wolves wrote:killykavekommando wrote:Rogue Wolves wrote:you know the sinking feeling when you face a vendetta in a killteam game...
I thought that I was the only one who had ever tried the killteam scenario!
i tried it out a couple weeks ago, 1 squad of ig with 1 vendetta- thats it
Vendettas could win a killteam match on its own
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Post by: im2randomghgh
killykavekommando wrote:Rogue Wolves wrote:killykavekommando wrote:Rogue Wolves wrote:you know the sinking feeling when you face a vendetta in a killteam game...
I thought that I was the only one who had ever tried the killteam scenario!
i tried it out a couple weeks ago, 1 squad of ig with 1 vendetta- thats it
Vendettas could win a killteam match on its own
Unless I bring Crisis suits, which would just beat anything in that particular scenario.
Or 2x XV9, and some firewarriors to round it out.
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Post by: killykavekommando
im2randomghgh wrote:killykavekommando wrote:Rogue Wolves wrote:killykavekommando wrote:Rogue Wolves wrote:you know the sinking feeling when you face a vendetta in a killteam game...
I thought that I was the only one who had ever tried the killteam scenario!
i tried it out a couple weeks ago, 1 squad of ig with 1 vendetta- thats it
Vendettas could win a killteam match on its own
Unless I bring Crisis suits, which would just beat anything in that particular scenario.
Or 2x XV9, and some firewarriors to round it out.
Since I play tau, too, OH YEAH! forgot about suits with pods and rifles.
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Post by: UltramarineRV
When your flgs manager decides to close the shop for lunch break, and you forget your jacket while it snows..... Those orks had a good time wit their flamethrowers.
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Post by: stompydakka
I play killteam almost every week at my FLGS....
You guys do know that you cant have a model with an AV in killteams, right?
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Post by: Squidmanlolz
I played a vendetta against a squad of kreig deathriders and a heavyweapons squad with 3 lascannons (I still beleive they were supposed to be part of a platoon but I haven't seen the imperial armor entry)... I lost on turn 2...
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Post by: killykavekommando
stompydakka wrote:I play killteam almost every week at my FLGS....
You guys do know that you cant have a model with an AV in killteams, right?
really?
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Post by: Rogue Wolves
that is not true, fast attacks are alloud, planes, land speeders, bikes, the whole 9 yards
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Post by: UltramarineRV
killykavekommando wrote:stompydakka wrote:I play killteam almost every week at my FLGS....
You guys do know that you cant have a model with an AV in killteams, right?
really?
I think thats a house rule.... Wait.... i got it.....
You know that sinking feeling, when your dreadnought... *Shades go on* Has to deal with THSS Terminators... (bad pun i know  )
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Post by: killykavekommando
UltramarineRV wrote:killykavekommando wrote:stompydakka wrote:I play killteam almost every week at my FLGS....
You guys do know that you cant have a model with an AV in killteams, right?
really?
I think thats a house rule.... Wait.... i got it.....
Probably.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
UltramarineRV wrote:When your flgs manager decides to close the shop for lunch break, and you forget your jacket while it snows..... Those orks had a good time wit their flamethrowers.
I find that funny, as a Canadian. Unless you live in Alaska in which case power to our snow-bound brethren!
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Post by: killykavekommando
im2randomghgh wrote:UltramarineRV wrote:When your flgs manager decides to close the shop for lunch break, and you forget your jacket while it snows..... Those orks had a good time wit their flamethrowers.
I find that funny, as a Canadian. Unless you live in Alaska in which case power to our snow-bound brethren!
I don't live in Alaska, but I like the cold. I.e. my uncle and I going into a NEGATIVE 20 degree Fahrenheit freezer for fun.... in raincoats.
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Post by: xXSir MontyXx
You know that sinking feeling you get, when you and your opponent are down to your last unit his is an eldar fast attack unit. And yours is a hive tyrant..... without wings.
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Post by: Ashiraya
When you wait for the new chaos codex.
I hope it will be something new, instead of the old  with lash princes, plague marines and obliterators.
When you see people's  reaction  to your custom special character, who see him as pure silliness despite me spending hours on writing fluff and making models.
When you see that the new Necrons are really just Eldar in costume.
When you roll this with a shokk attack gun.
Geh.
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Post by: Deadshot
stompydakka wrote:I play killteam almost every week at my FLGS....
You guys do know that you cant have a model with an AV in killteams, right?
Where does it say that, because it is not in the Killteam rules. I have the book and am reading it now.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
stompydakka wrote:I play killteam almost every week at my FLGS....
You guys do know that you cant have a model with an AV in killteams, right?
I thought you weren't allowed HS. So GK can have Stormraven.
Might be a total AV, I dunno.
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Post by: Deadshot
NO HQ or HS. There is no limit on AV. Any unit(s) as long as it costs under 200pts.
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Post by: Castiel
I too have played quite a few kill team games. There is no rule on no AV that I'm aware of.
That sinking feeling you get when your opponents pass four leadership tests in kill team, despite needing to roll threes. And you fail your second, despite needing less than 7.
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Post by: Cerebrium
I always heard in killteam AV is fine, as long as the sum of the vehicle's AV isn't higher than 33.
That sinking feeling when Dante and his SangGuard squad land 1" away from a Land raider and miss all 3 Infernus Pistol shots.
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Post by: Trondheim
The sinking feeling when your opponet rages after seeing his beloved Astartes getting ripped to shreds by a HW team, and then proceds to deepstrike five Dreadnaugths into your IG army. It was a sad day
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Post by: MrMerlin
killykavekommando wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:UltramarineRV wrote:When your flgs manager decides to close the shop for lunch break, and you forget your jacket while it snows..... Those orks had a good time wit their flamethrowers.
I find that funny, as a Canadian. Unless you live in Alaska in which case power to our snow-bound brethren!
I don't live in Alaska, but I like the cold. I.e. my uncle and I going into a NEGATIVE 20 degree Fahrenheit freezer for fun.... in raincoats.
I also love the cold. Last year my we spent the winter in sweden and norway, and it was their coldest one in 160 years
....when you realize that were not going to vistit sweden this year..... (but in january!!)
oh wait, wargaming related?
....when at the end of an apocalypse game, you find out that you forgot to bring in all your reserves....
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Post by: Ashiraya
When your mechanized army meets psyflemen.
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Post by: ChocolateGork
When your opponent has 6 vendettas (and more lascannons than you have models)
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Post by: Durza
When you realise you stopped posting in this thread just before they formed a squad.
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Post by: Ashiraya
When you keep posting but still haven't joined the squad.
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Post by: Sunoccard
When you go to make some terrain only to find out you scaled horribly, and have sand bags twice the sized of a guardsman.
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Post by: Durza
When you realise the five man band is complete, and they won't be getting a sixth ranger till next season.
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Post by: TechMarine1
Squidmanlolz wrote: I'm not positive on his special rules.
To actually make him good, you need Kell (Infntry squads pass their ld checks for order on HIS ld of 10)
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you realize that the army you would really enjoy is probably the most hated (not GK though, DE!)
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Post by: Durza
When you realise the codex that will make your army playable again (hopefully) is still months or years away.
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Post by: MrMerlin
when a small kid pics up your models with his greasy fingers and accidently drops one. rrrrrraage!!!!
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Post by: lowmanjason
when you see a bunch of people on this thread make "creeeeeeeeeeeeed" comments and have know "F"ing clue what they are talking about.
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Post by: Mr Nobody
xXSir MontyXx wrote:You know that sinking feeling you get, when you and your opponent are down to your last unit his is an eldar fast attack unit. And yours is a hive tyrant..... without wings.
this has happened to me at multiple occasions.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you put down a freshly made dreadnought and hear a dreadful crunch as you realize someone has slung a FULL ARMY SIZE CASE on top of it.
R.I.P Brother Armaldo
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Post by: MrMerlin
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you put down a freshly made dreadnought and hear a dreadful crunch as you realize someone has slung a FULL ARMY SIZE CASE on top of it.
R.I.P Brother Armaldo
noooooooooo! I hope this will never happen to me.... but then again, i dont play space marines
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Post by: liquidjoshi
I'm 90% certain you can have AV in Killteam games. Banewolves and Dreadnoughts are very entertaining to bring along. The sinking feeling when you plan an Apoc game for 6000 points per side, then are told you can't host it When you have to go into school on your fething birthday. When you realise your Biology AS is going down the toilet because of Warhammer.
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Post by: killykavekommando
BrotherHaraldus wrote:When you keep posting but still haven't joined the squad.
I'm sorry, Haraldus. I've just had a hard time finding a black chaos marine that wouldn't blend into the background. You're part of the squad.
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Post by: Ashiraya
Thanks
When you charge Chaos Terminators into Wolf Guard Terminators, expecting an epic fight, but you suddenly remember that you don't stand a chance because they can have storm shields, and you are the only marine race that can't (except for GK, who have even better stuff)
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
That sinking feeling as you realize that, no, your deathstar terminators are not tougher than regular marines.
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Post by: tarnish
When you realise its just a matter of time before someone drops a massive armycase on YOUR MODELS TOO!!!
Seems its happening a lot
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Might be because people need to watch where they're going. Seriously, if I destroyed one of your models, how would you feel?
I always look where I put my army case, and I wish people would render the same courtesy.
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Post by: Ashiraya
When you see that someone has brought their pocketbook to the store, and put it fully visible on top of their case. Not very smart.
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Post by: killykavekommando
...When you spend 40 bucks on a command squad and 3 paints
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Post by: Ashiraya
When you spend 110 bucks on a HQ. (Hive Tyrant)
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you see that someone has purchased an army case but cannot be bothered to cut it to size. Then they fly into a nerd rage when one of the arms breaks off.
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Post by: Ashiraya
When you realise that was exactly what did happen with your old Orks.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you leave to go to New York on holiday, and the day you fly you hear about Hurricane Irene. Spending 2 days of your 3 and 1/2 day holiday cooped up in your holiday is NOT fun.
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Post by: killykavekommando
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you leave to go to New York on holiday, and the day you fly you hear about Hurricane Irene. Spending 2 days of your 3 and 1/2 day holiday cooped up in your holiday is NOT fun.
I got some kind of salmonella or something in New York over the summer. That trip was painful, but the family and I got to go to Carlo's Bakery from Cake Boss on TLC or whatever channel that's on.
...When you've been sick at home for the second time in two weeks.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
killykavekommando wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you leave to go to New York on holiday, and the day you fly you hear about Hurricane Irene. Spending 2 days of your 3 and 1/2 day holiday cooped up in your holiday is NOT fun.
I got some kind of salmonella or something in New York over the summer. That trip was painful, but the family and I got to go to Carlo's Bakery from Cake Boss on TLC or whatever channel that's on.
...When you've been sick at home for the second time in two weeks.
When you spend 3 weeks on and off school, and your parents say you're exaggerating and you're fine. Turns out I had recently had an onset of Type 1 Diabetes. I spent a week in hospital recovering.
Who was exaggerating now?
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Post by: Ashiraya
When Dakka automatically logs you out.
It's frustrating.
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Post by: Aeroroot
When someone deepstrikes on my Tau =(
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When someone is very dissapoint.
When you fight your way through dozens of orks, and when you charge the enemy warboss "He's a nob actually; the actual warboss is here" as he points to a gretchin model with cut n' shut arms with crazy wargear.
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Post by: Sunoccard
when I go to make my RP for 8 warriors with a res orb, and fail ALL THE SAVES.
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Post by: MrMerlin
when the paint chipps off your dudes all the time. Its annoying!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you play a team game and the person next to you has some of the worst painting skills known to my GW. His Baal Predator's details are actually painted with a large drybrush using sunburst yellow! The rest of his army is either painted in a similar way or unpainted.
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Post by: rob-or-ross
Skits wrote:When you realise that, no matter how you try, you're never going to be able to fit your whole army into one case.
Rassin' frassin' defiler grumble mutter.
First post in this thread.
I can feel your pain here (from years ago) my army barely fits on the single bed in my spare room.
9 LRBT
10 Chimera
3 Valk
4 Bassies
2 Hellhounds
6 Sentinels
and about 300 dudes.
Need a big box.
Big big box.
My addition is this:
When you realise your wishlist on Forgeworld is 650 pounds worth of minis.
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Post by: Ashiraya
When you find someone who does not care for his models at all. (Yes, sadly i have found one)
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
When you find someone who decides that rather than selling the Hammerhead he got in a tournament for more model money, decides to assemble it and crudley saw it in half for scenery.
I could understand a Devilfish or Pirahna, but a Hammerhead?
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Post by: Ashiraya
When you realise that noone really cares for your custom fluff.
99% of the dakkaites seem to prefer picking on rules. Automatically Appended Next Post: When you see that we have reached the 30th page, things are still going forward- and yet no anniversary! Give me party! Give me cake! GIVE ME SACRIFICES!
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Post by: Sunoccard
When, for all the times you've read and re-read the Rules you still manage to fail figuring how the assault phase works.
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Post by: rob-or-ross
When you realise that while c900 posts is good (and in another way, very - very bad) the similar moaning thread on arnies airsoft is at 6457 posts.
When you realise that a significant number of those 6457 posts are yours.
When you try to calculate the cumulative time it has taken to compose those posts and how much of your life that has been used up doing so.
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Post by: lowmanjason
BrotherHaraldus wrote:Thanks
When you charge Chaos Terminators into Wolf Guard Terminators, expecting an epic fight, but you suddenly remember that you don't stand a chance because they can have storm shields, and you are the only marine race that can't (except for GK, who have even better stuff)
or when you realize that no matter what army you play, Marines (espescialy Grey Knights) will always have better stuff than you.
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Post by: Castiel
when yet another model goes sailing/bouncing across the room because you somehow, impossibly, managed to clip it with some appendage accidently.
when you realise you are the clumsiest human being alive.
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Post by: Jefffar
When you realize you're the only one in the tournament without a current codex
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Post by: Sunoccard
Jefffar wrote:When you realize you're the only one in the tournament without a current codex
Whenever you're accused of bandwagon jumping, when you've played since the same army since the first Codex.
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Post by: MrMerlin
BrotherHaraldus wrote:When you realise that noone really cares for your custom fluff.
99% of the dakkaites seem to prefer picking on rules.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
When you see that we have reached the 30th page, things are still going forward- and yet no anniversary! Give me party! Give me cake! GIVE ME SACRIFICES!
i know the fluff feeling....
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